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The Rant

When my e-mail in-box became filled with ads from every merchant from whom I’ve ever purchased anything, offering
steep discounts and free shipping, I knew that the holiday shopping
season had arrived. Every news outlet was talking about Black Friday. I
understand the day after Thanksgiving is when retailers are supposed to
“go into the black,” but as a history buff, I can’t help but think of
the original Black Friday on October 25, 1929, when the stock market
crashed, leading to the Great Depression. This year, I decided to stay
in bed.

The news footage of the crowds that camped out in front of big box
stores and rushed the entrances at dawn was enough to discourage me.
Police were called to restore order at a local Toys R Us when a crush
of people caused one shopper to wave a taser and threaten those around
her. Voices could be heard saying, “Don’t tase me, Ho, Ho, Ho!” People
wait all year for these “doorbuster specials.” They get the family
involved and plot out strategies and logistics. If not for the
early-bird sales, many could not afford these gifts. But for me,
fighting a frenzied mob for an electric, Japanese hamster at 5 a.m.
sounds only slightly less appealing than dipping my face in the
deep-fryer at Wendy’s.

Then comes “Cyber Monday,” a recent creation designed to encourage
online shoppers to begin early so they don’t end up at “Glitch
Thursday,” when the retailer screws up your order, it doesn’t arrive in
time for Christmas, and you end up giving your loved one a catalog
photo of the gift they were supposed to get.

Speaking of “holidays,” I would expect the opening volley of the
annual “War on Christmas,” sponsored by Fox News, to be fired any day.
Usually, Bill O’Reilly kicks things off about a conflict over a
crèche at a post office somewhere, or some such symbolic thing.
I heard a woman say last season that if a merchant wished her “Happy
Holidays,” instead of “Merry Christmas,” she would void her sale and
take her business elsewhere. I don’t suppose a delicatessen was on her
list of shops, but isn’t that attitude a bit like the Taliban? Since my
neighbors think I’m strange anyway, I was thinking of erecting a large,
inflatable Ganesha, the Hindu Elephant God, in the front yard. I mean,
anybody can blow up a Walgreens Frosty the Snowman, but Ganesha is the
“remover of obstacles.”

I heard that my rabbi doesn’t approve of Jews having Christmas
trees, but we’re getting by on a technicality, since our tree isn’t
even real and folds up in the attic the rest of the year. Since we’re a
bi-tradition home, I always get out the acrylic, electric Chanukah
menorah, where, on each of the eight nights, you switch on another
pastel-colored bulb. I am, after all, a Reform Jew.

I wish I could get more exited about Hanukkah, but it’s a minor
holiday commemorating a military victory in the 2nd century BC. As a
child, it paled against the festiveness of Christmas. While our
Christian friends were given bicycles and ponies, we were getting mesh
bags of chocolate coins to celebrate the miracle of one day’s worth of
Temple oil lasting for eight nights. As far as miracles go, I thought
the “Let there be light” one was far more impressive. If it were a
holiday of great significance, you would think that after 2,000 years,
they could agree on how to spell it. Hanukkah was, however, the world’s
first holiday that celebrated energy conservation.

I saw one catalog selling the ultimate in mixed-faith metaphors: the
Chanukah spinning top, called a “dreidel,” with pictures of Santa on
the sides. Could this be a sneaky attempt at conversion or another
Obamanite plot of world-wide ecumenicism?

I know I’ll radiate a more seasonal glow as the time draws nigh,
then on Christmas Day I can erupt in good cheer like an overstuffed
pinata. The family will gleefully unwrap its presents and hunker down
for Blue Tuesday, when everybody exchanges everything they received for
store credits and gift cards. When all the caroling stops, no one wants
to miss an after-Christmas bargain. Until then, the traffic is
impossible, the crowds are surly and pushy, and I’m having a difficult
time adjusting to life in a world without Ed McMahon. Ask not for whom
the jingle bell tolls, especially if you’re Dick Clark. “Hey-o!”

By the way, is it all right to say “Happy Holidays” if you’re
referring to Lincoln’s birthday, Valentine’s Day, and Passover?
Finally, why do people pray on Good Friday but shop on Black Friday?
It’s not a riddle. I’m just asking. Now get out there and help heal
this sick economy by joining our new, grass-roots, holiday initiative:
“No electric gerbil left behind.”

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Fly on the Wall

Got Back

In advance of her December back surgery, Memphis City Council member
Janis Fullilove told Eyewitness News 24/30 that she abused alcohol and
pain pills.

“My problem was pain,” she said, blaming her recent run-ins with the
law on her doctor’s inability to make an exact diagnosis. In addition
to DUI-related misdemeanors, Fullilove is also accused of obtaining a
fake Tennessee driver’s license. In Fullilove’s defense, it can be a
real pain finding somebody to drive you to Tunica.

Verbatim

“Frankly, I don’t know why you wouldn’t charge more,” E.W. Scripps
senior vice president of newspapers Mark Contreras said about why the
larger, supplement-stuffed Thanksgiving issue of The Commercial
Appeal
cost as much as a Sunday edition.

Season’s Beatings

According to a report by Fox 13 News, “Black Friday brought out the
rowdy side of a Memphis Toys ‘R’ Us crowd. … There were even
allegations of people in the crowd being armed with tasers and pepper
spray.”

Five paragraphs later, Fox reporter Jill Monier repeated, “Some say
people lined up shopping carts to keep the late arrivers at bay while
others were reportedly armed with tasers and pepper spray.” Later, it
was finally noted that police “could not corroborate reports of people
… armed with tasers and pepper spray.”

Elvis Claus

Sirius XM chief executive Mel Karmazin recently said that in spite
of the auto industry’s ongoing hardships, holiday sales of Sirius XM
Radio players are “on target.” Karmazin credits the company’s success
to an advertising campaign featuring a basketball legend, a dead
comedian, a dead rock-and-roller, and Howard Stern. When asked how much
it cost to bring Michael Jordan, Richard Pryor, and Elvis Presley
together, Karmazin answered, “a lot of millions of dollars.”

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Generosity Saves

Last year, helping needy families almost became impossible for the
United Methodist Neighborhood Centers of Memphis (UMNC).

For more than 100 years, the nonprofit has been feeding, caring for,
and empowering what they call the “overlooked or ignored” of Shelby
County. But in October of last year, UMNC was so low on funds that the
staff couldn’t foresee the organization surviving past December.

After reducing staff, selling property, and increasing donations by
about 20 percent since last October, the UMNC survived.

“Donations were down, but God blessed us,” said Elvernice Davis,
UMNC director. “We could not have made it without our donors and
volunteers.”

The UMNC staff maintains six food pantries. Along with serving more
than 400 hot meals a week, the UMNC also provides produce twice a week
and monthly food baskets to needy families.

During the holidays, UMNC offers qualifying families the choice of a
food basket at Thanksgiving or a box of toys at Christmas. Donations
come from area United Methodist churches and private donors.

This year, UMNC gave Thanksgiving baskets to more than 300 local
families and had enough food left over to fill its pantries. Last year,
the group distributed 250 Thanksgiving baskets.

“People are ahead of the game when it comes to helping out this
year,” Davis said. “We had one church commit to 100 boxes but brought
us 125 boxes.”

While flyers asking for donations were placed in area churches,
getting the word out didn’t take much effort.

“It became word of mouth,” Davis said. “When it comes to people
needing assistance, it spreads like wild fire.”

While support for the UMNC has grown and it is no longer in danger
of closing, the center still needs help as it operates on a
month-to-month budget.

In addition to the food pantries, the UMNC offers day care for
children ages 6 weeks to 12 years and has a program to help refugee
families enter into the Memphis community.

“The UMNC has been offering services to Memphis for years,” Davis
said. “Gifts are managed by churches, but the whole community
participates and benefits.”

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On Track

Developer William Adair was raised in Fayette County within 200
yards of the Wolf River.

“We ate fish out of the Wolf for the first 12 years of my life, and
I hunted up and down the river for many years,” Adair said. “That area
has a lot of sentimental value for me.”

That sentimental value is one of the reasons Adair agreed to sell
Norfolk Southern 500 acres of his land in Rossville for a massive new
facility. Earlier this year, the rail company planned to build an
intermodal facility — where trucks and trains drop off and pick
up cargo — in an area located just east of Rossville and a
quarter-mile from the banks of the Wolf.

Wolf River supporters worried that the location was too near the
river and could cause contamination of both the Wolf and the Memphis
Sands aquifer, where the city gets its drinking water.

“The original site would have run right up next to the river, and
there was no margin for error if there were spills or contamination
from oil and chemicals,” said Steve Fleegal, chief executive officer
for the Wolf River Conservancy. “The wetlands from the river ran right
up next to the [original proposed location].”

Adair’s property is located farther south of the river, and Norfolk
Southern spokesperson Susan Terpay has confirmed that the company has
chosen Adair’s land instead of the proposed location.

“As a result of meetings with residents opposed to the initial site,
we expanded our search,” Terpay said in an e-mail.

The new intermodal yard will be part of Norfolk Southern’s Crescent
Corridor, a 2,500-mile rail network that will provide an alternative to
highway transportation for domestic motor freight carriers between the
Northeast and the South.

Adair, a former insurance mogul who sold his Direct General
Insurance Co. for more than $600 million a few years ago, purchased
more than 3,000 acres of farmland in Fayette County in 2007. Though
Norfolk Southern will use some of that land for its operations, Adair
also plans to build Piperton Hills, a large residential-commercial
development, on the rest of the property.

“The way we’ve got the [intermodal yard] planned, we should be able
to control any sound and lighting issues that we think we might have,”
Adair said. “We think we’ve done a great job preserving the rest of our
development out here.”

Besides protecting the Wolf, the new location should also alleviate
some traffic concerns that residents of Rossville expressed with the
initial site. Norfolk Southern is predicting the facility will draw
about 2,000 trucks a day, or about 200 trucks per hour during a 10-hour
day. At the old location, trucks would have had to travel down a
two-lane highway. The new plan means trucks will drive down Highway 72,
which will eventually be widened to four lanes.

“As it’s proposed now, I think vehicle traffic will be much more
acceptable than it would have been in the former location,” said Buck
Clark, president of the South Fayette Alliance, a group formed to
protest the original proposed location.

Though he believes the new site is an improvement over the one east
of Rossville, Clark says he’d rather Norfolk Southern stay out of
Fayette County.

“It would be my preference … that the facility not locate in
Fayette County,” Clark said. “But the proposed location is the least
objectionable of the locations that have been considered.”

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What They Said

About “Memphis Tigers to Name Larry Porter Football Coach,” by
Frank Murtaugh:

“Great hire and I hope it works out. Instead of hiring some retread
head coach, we’ve got a young, up-and-coming assistant. I say we put
the program entirely in his hands and see what he can do.” —
TennesseeDrew

About “State Rep. Larry Turner, Who Served for a Quarter Century,
Dies,” by Jackson Baker:

“Rep. Turner was wise and compassionate, the likes of whom have been
elected to the General Assembly with less and less frequency in recent
years. He will be missed.” — smckay

About “The Duffel-Bag Class” and city residency requirements, by
Chris Davis:

“It appears to me that our society has become so detached from
itself that we are more concerned for money than the general welfare of
its people.” — mrnasty

About “The Gadfly: Phone THIS Home, Cellulistas” and Marty
Aussenberg’s rant against cell phones:

“Sometimes I feel like Dr. Miles Bennell, surrounded by pod people
encouraging me to just give in and accept it. To them, I say, yes,
laugh now, but who will be laughing when I am the last man on earth
whose head hasn’t exploded from the microwave radiation being beamed
through his brain? Huh? Huh?” — jeff

Comment of the Week:

About “The Rant” and Tim Sampson’s take on Sarah Palin:

“‘Palin’ and ‘facts’ are two words that should never be used in
the same sentence … and is it media bias to simply point out what a
load of crap her memoir is? Honestly, I’ve heard ghost stories told
around a campfire that were more truthful than her book.” — the
floyd

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Picture Perfect

Last year, photographer Amie Vanderford explored — and shot
— different areas of Memphis each day for a year.

Eight months later, she found herself returning to a similar idea:
another daily project focused not on Memphis’ places but its
people.

“I get tired of the bad rap that Memphis gets. … Memphis does have
its problems, but beating it down is not going to help it be a better
place,” she says. “I’m focusing on people who are doing things to make
it a better place, and maybe that will inspire others.”

As part of Vanderford’s Portrait 365 project, she has made a
commitment to shoot one person each day for the next year, no matter if
the weather is bad or she’s sick or it’s the weekend. If she shoots two
people in one day, she’ll let herself take the next day off, but she’s
past the 100-day mark, and that’s only happened three times.

“As hard as last year’s project was, I knew scheduling people every
day would be challenging,” Vanderford says. “If I think about how many
more days I have, I kind of have a panic attack: How am I going to do
this?”

Vanderford started with interesting Memphians she already knew and
then got referrals from them.

She met pilot Barbara Standing through historian Jimmy Ogle.

“I think what she’s doing is really incredible,” Standing says.
“She’s found a way to show some real bright spots in Memphis.”

After her session with Vanderford, Standing was so inspired she gave
the photographer a three-page list of other people to shoot.

“I thought about people who weren’t CEOs or executive directors,”
Standing says. “I thought about people who were one or two levels below
that. A lot of times those are the people who do all the work behind
the scenes.”

Vanderford has photographed some Memphis notables for the project,
such as Mayor A C Wharton and WREG’s Marybeth Conley, but she’s also
photographed small-business owners or people from Standing’s list who
are perhaps less well-known than they could be.

Part of what she wants to do is give those people some of the glory
they deserve.

“You hear so many fascinating stories. It’s so inspiring,”
Vanderford says. “And, from a selfish perspective, meeting all these
people also helps me.”

Last April, Vanderford quit her day job with the Mississippi River
Corridor to focus on photography full-time. She’s been interested in
the medium since she was a girl but didn’t pursue it in college because
she thought it was impractical.

“Instead I majored in international relations, which is equally
impractical, by the way,” she says.

A self-described Air Force brat, Vanderford has lived in Spain,
Germany, Boston, Miami, Tucson, and San Francisco, among others.

She came to Memphis via trainwreck, both figuratively and literally.
After leaving a marriage and career behind in California, she visited
family in Nashville and Jackson, Mississippi, before deciding to move
to Memphis because her dad and other family members live here.

She was only on the train from Jackson to Memphis for 45 minutes
before it derailed near Yazoo City.

“The conductor was standing right next to me, and he said, ‘This is
the worst set of tracks on the entire City of New Orleans
route.’ As soon as he got done saying that, it derailed,” she says.
“Someone flew across the train and landed on top of me, and, by the
time the train stopped, we were in the luggage rack.”

Though she was traumatized for months by all forms of
transportation, she kept her wits and her sense of humor:

“I thought, I’ve taken millions of flights in my life. I take a
train in Mississippi and really? This is how I’m going to die?”

But she survived and says Memphis is exactly where she’s supposed to
be, a town full of artists and entrepreneurs.

Vanderford’s Portrait 365 project is online at http://www.flickr.com/photos/amiev/sets/72157622099336746/,
but ultimately she would like for it to become a book:

“In the five-and-a-half years I’ve lived here, I’ve encountered so
many people who have done so many awesome things. What better way to
pay tribute to a city than to photograph the amazing people here?”

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Meditation Garden

When artist Suzy Hendrix envisioned two installations for Dalstrom
Park, she was thinking of a traditional meditation garden.

But then her garden grew.

“I just don’t think Americans can meditate the same way the Japanese
do,” she said. “It also struck me that in this part of town, it feels
like the country, but there’s also this urban thing going on, too.”

Set in raked concrete, each of the garden’s large stones are covered
in mosaic tiles, creating curvy vines and colorful flowers.

The UrbanArt Commission will host a dedication at the South Memphis
park Saturday, December 5th, at 11 a.m. Memphis mayor A C Wharton and
council member Edmund Ford Jr. are both scheduled to speak.

The project was part of Memphis’ Percent for Art program and was
sparked by a city park services plan to add other amenities, such as
playgrounds and picnic areas to the park.

“The sculptures are sentinels,” Hendrix said of the boulders, which
mark both ends of an approximately one-mile trail through the park.

“Initially, we were looking for a marker for the park,” said
Elizabeth Alley, director of public art at the UrbanArt Commission.

Because of the size of the trees and the intersection at Shelby
Drive and Weaver, the marker would need to be double the size of the
project’s largest boulder to be noticeable from the street.

“The largest one is about 6 feet tall, so they’re human scale,”
Alley said. “It makes more sense to have them where they can only be
experienced by walking up to them.”

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Robert Gordon and MGMT Get Grammy Nominations

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Local author/filmmaker Robert Gordon and Brooklyn-based White Station grad Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT snagged Grammy nominations Wednesday night.

MGMT, in which VanWyngarden [son of Flyer editor Bruce VanWyngarden] is joined by Ben Goldwasser, was nominated in two high-profile categories.

They’ll compete with fellow alt-rockers Silversun Pickups and the Ting Tings, R&B singer Keri Hilson, and country-rockers the Zac Brown Band for Best New Artist. And the band’s song “Kids” was nominated for Best Pop Performance By a Duo or Group with Vocals, competing with “I Gotta Feeling” by Black-Eyed Peas, “We Weren’t Born to Follow” by Bon Jovi, “Never Say Never” by The Fray, and “Sara Smile” by Daryl Hall & John Oates.

My early handicapping: I think MGMT is probably a longshot for the Best Pop Performance Category, but I’d tab them co-favorites along with Hilson for the more celebrated Best New Artist honor. Ting Tings and Silversun Pickups are lesser lights (in both commercial and artistic terms) in the same genre and I think the Zac Brown Band are a little too unreconstructed for Grammy’s tastes. Hilson will be tough to beat, but MGMT could do it.

Big congrats to Gordon, who is nominated, along with his filmmaking partner Morgan Neville, in the Best Long Form Music Video category for his film Johnny Cash’s America.

Some other Memphis-connected nominations: Millington’s favorite son, Justin Timberlake got two nominations for “Dead and Gone,” his collaboration with rapper T.I., in the Best Rap/Sung Collaboration and Best Rap Song categories. And Stax veterans got some comeback nominations, Booker T. Jones pulling in two — Best Pop Instrumental Album for Potato Hole and Best Rock Instrumental Performances for “Warped Sister” — and Mavis Staples garnering a Best Contemporary Blues Album nomination for Live: Hope at the Hideout.

For a complete list of nominations, go here.

The Grammys will be broadcast January 31st on CBS.

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Is Ben Nichols the Next Bruce Springsteen?

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After weathering nearly a decade of comparisons to Replacements frontman Paul Westerberg, Lucero vocalist/guitarist Ben Nichols has been tapped as the heir apparent to the Boss in this recent A.V. Club feature.

From A.V. Clubber Jason Albert:

When Ben Nichols growls about bolting into the streets hoping to get out alive, my mental transformation from couch-jockeying hermit to asphalt-chewing hardass is no less complete than when I blast “Born To Run” in my, um, Jetta. That said, for as much as Nichols’ anthems like “Smoke” and “The Last Song” get my fists pumping, it’s his introspective moments that most recall the heartbreaking gut-punch of my favorite Springsteen record, Nebraska. And for a non-musical cosmetic point, Nichols looks how I wish I looked in a jean jacket: tough enough to not give a fuck what anybody thinks about his jean jacket.

Lucero’s brand-new video further channels the imagery of Springsteen’s circa-1982 portrait of working class America.

Both Nichols and Springsteen have a propensity for bandanas and plaid shirts. 1372 Overton Park, Lucero’s latest release, features the best rock horn section heard since the Boss’ collaboration with Clarence Clemons on The WIld, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle.

And last time I talked to Nichols — for the December issue of Relix magazine — he discussed the distance he’s put between himself and his former musical hero, the aforementioned Westerberg:

“You don’t want to puke onstage, get hammered and fall over and play half-songs. Although I’m sure there will be nights when everything goes awry, right now it’s so much fun playing the music.”

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Greatest News Ever … If You Like Chick Fil-a and Snow

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Thursday at noon the RiverKings will host an event at the Chick Fil-a on Goodman Road in Southaven to promote Friday night’s game against the Colorado Eagles.

According to the press release, not only will forward Bobby Chaumont be there but also lots of snow.