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Music Record Reviews

Salo Pallini’s Galactic Musical Blender

Instrumental albums are rare in this day and age, outside of the jazz and classical worlds, yet this year has already witnessed the release of two such works. The debut by all star trio MEM_MODS has been well covered in these pages, but another lyric-less album dropped around the same time — or at least the vinyl version did. This week, the album will be stream-able for the first time.

The album is credited to Salo Pallini, but don’t go searching the ranks of Memphis musicians for that name. It’s a band that includes Landon Moore, John Whittemore, Pat Fusco, and Danny Banks, with ace percussionist Felix Hernandez pitching in — and it’s a band energized with the spirit of musical adventure.

In 2021, the band recorded 11 songs meant to serve as a musical accompaniment for Kurt Vonnegut’s 1959 novel, The Sirens of Titan. And this January that album, titled The Sirens of Titan: A Preemptive Scoring, was released as a beautiful LP. Ostensibly a wannabe soundtrack to Dan Harmon’s proposed adaptation of the novel, the album can nonetheless be enjoyed without knowing the novel or any of its permutations. And in any case, the real point of the album is to pioneer a new hybrid genre, what the band calls Progressive Latin Space Country.

In fact, it might be more accurately dubbed Progressive Latin Space Rock, for there’s always an undercurrent of classic FM sounds behind much of the composition. Indeed, that keeps the momentum up through this collection; one never knows when the coiled snake of rock will rise up and seize the reins of any particular track.

The most obvious case in point is the album’s single, “Kazak’s Bossa,” released as a video last December. It begins as if sauntering through a smoky party, it’s organ and keyboard textures weaving a spell over some very button-down jazz guitar melodies and fills. Then come the cavemen and gunshots roaring “Huh!” in the background. As with many of the tracks, it features a superb keyboard solo by Fusco (in this case on organ). After a breakdown, the congas of suspense announce a change, and suddenly we’re in rock riff land.

It’s pro-level genre-hopping not seen since the glorious ’70s heyday of Queen and Paul McCartney (or Snowglobe). And it captures in a nutshell what’s most fun about this album: its gonzo spirit.

The multi-genre song cycle isn’t the only thing about this project that evokes the ’70s. In “Malachi,” a languid rock-jazz groove not unlike Dark Side of the Moon builds into something from a ’70s action film. Later, there might be a touch of the ’90s: “Beatrice” could almost be a Built to Spill tribute, but then settles into something more like Mott the Hoople.

As the tunes roll by, we hear well-crafted unison guitar lines, or zithers, over driving conga rock, not to mention insane piano solos, angelic sopranos, treacly Moog melodies, bells, whistles, and ambient soundscapes.

Another highlight is “Goofballs,” which delivers the most genuinely Latin groove via Fusco’s deft keys, Moore’s under-groove, and Banks’ driving beat, with some zany guitar to boot. Then it loops into an entirely different rhythm and becomes a chugging rock ballad of sorts.

Salo Pallini’s strength is to always keep you guessing. Even if you know that “Malachi” and “Salo” are from the Vonnegut novel, you’ll nevertheless have fun guessing how to apply the various moods of this album to The Sirens of Titan. And if you’ve never heard of Kurt Vonnegut, this album will still keep you on your toes.

Salo Pallini celebrates the streaming release of The Sirens of Titan: A Preemptive Scoring at Young Avenue Deli this Friday, March 24th, 9 p.m., with Steve Selvidge on guitar and Pee Wee Jackson on drums.

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Opinion The Last Word

Staying Alive in a Country of Death

“I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.”

So screamed the character Howard Beale in the 1976 movie Network, a prescient commentary on the corporate capture and slow suffocation of America. Howard was a prime-time news anchor who’d had enough. To some of his viewers, he was having a mental breakdown on national television. To others, he saw the country as clearly as a prophet, for exactly what it was: a fetid cabal of the rich obsessed with money at the expense of human life and dignity. Howard wasn’t losing his mind, but his soul. And he knew it, so he screamed on national television. Millions followed him, flinging open their windows and screaming the same furious line: “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!”

That film was made almost 50 years ago. The tragedy of Vietnam had just concluded; the disgrace of Watergate was barely behind us; congressional hearings revealed that the United States government had engaged in assassinations of foreign leaders, staged coups to overthrow foreign governments, funneled money to tyrants and terrorists, even worked with the mafia to achieve its political goals. Meanwhile, inflation and unemployment skyrocketed at home; the nation’s infrastructure crumbled; crime soared; cities went bankrupt. Confidence in the country’s ability to provide a decent quality of life for its citizens hit rock bottom.

Today, in 2023, the Pentagon, that Beast of the Apocalypse epitomizing greed, gluttony, and eternal violence, has grown its annual budget to gargantuan proportions. It fights wars wherever it wants without congressional approval or notice. It remains the only government institution awash in unlimited funding and shiny new technology while the rest of the country rusts and goes without. Our tax dollars are consumed fighting a proxy war with Russia, using Ukrainian people and land as a testing ground for a seemingly inevitable war with China. The use of nuclear weapons is openly discussed. Countless civilians in Third World countries die beneath the weight of sanctions while our neoliberal economic policies suffocate the livelihoods of millions of others. Climate catastrophe bears down, causing droughts, floods, fires, and typhoons. The poor initially bear the brunt of this, but soon climate catastrophe, this man-made monster, will come for us all. And plagues, worldwide plagues have struck, killing millions while our disease control centers flail haplessly about beneath a torrent of public and political outrage. At home, wages erode; debt financially cripples college graduates; CEO salaries shoot through the stratosphere. Housing prices soar as real estate conglomerates gobble up the land. Our infrastructure collapses; healthcare grows scarce. Tent cities, school shootings, toxic spills, and oligarchs stain the land. All the while, our elected congressional officials earn an average salary of $175,000 per year while dickering over “wokeism” and perverse ideas of patriotism and faith. In 2022, those same elected officials took in $2.4 billion in campaign contributions from big-time donors seeking big-time federal favors for their bribes.

“I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!” But simply screaming out the window then slamming it shut isn’t enough. Not now. Not when it’s 90 seconds to midnight. We can’t just be viewers. A death culture reigns in our country, in our politics, corporations, our entertainment and news, our churches, universities, and our workplace. It seeks to dehumanize, desensitize, divert. It asserts that acquiescence is survival, the best you can hope for in this broken world. Give up and play a video game; watch a cat video; take a pill.

In the movie, Howard Beale succumbs to pressure from the corporate conglomerate that owns the TV station and so begins spouting nightly nonsense on the holiness of big business. His viewers tune him out, his ratings take a nosedive, and his TV production team plots to get rid of him. They dare not go against their corporate chieftain who wants the pro-business narrative to continue, but they cannot abide low ratings. And so, poor Howard is caught in the middle and winds up being shot to death on live television. He becomes another storyline scripted by a TV production team.

Howard was one of those Americans who keenly felt the loss of their soul from corporate tyranny and endless war, who were astonished at the absurdity of their news screens, the direction of their country, the helplessness they felt in the face of it. We are not TV viewers but live participants. Innocents across the globe are killed in our name, lands pillaged with our dollars while Americans suffer incalculable indignities here at home. Our souls hang in the balance. The corporate-military state seems intent on canceling this show we call life. If we succumb to the corporate screed and spout its nonsense as Howard did, we will be morally and spiritually killed, shot full of holes. If we tune out as his viewers did, we surrender to stasis and lose our humanity, with the victims of our indifference strewn around us.

The only way to live authentically in a country of death is to resist because it is in resisting that we retain our humanity, no matter the odds against us, no matter the outcome. Being fully human means resisting death in all its forms. It means peacemaking. We have hope because we have the power to nonviolently resist, and that is a remarkable power. When exercised properly, it not only shivers the state but affirms all of life.

Brad Wolf, syndicated by PeaceVoice, is a former community college dean, lawyer, and current executive director of Peace Action Network of Lancaster as well as a team organizer for the Merchants of Death War Crimes Tribunal.

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News The Fly-By

MEMernet: That Lee Website, Lego Elvis, and a Great Ape Birthday

Memphis on the internet.

That Lee Website

It’s unclear whether or not Governor Bill Lee ever used the governorbilllee.com URL. But someone found it unused, bought it, and built a scathing site on it that surfaced last week.

The top banner icon reads, “Governor Bill Lee: Equality for a Few.” The site’s topics range from Lee’s stances on education, anti-LGBTQ bills, Lt. Governor Randy McNally, and more. Owners promise a live drag queen reading on the site on May 7th.

Never-ending Elvis

Posted to Twitter by @LegoBrickbaron

The Elvis ’68 Comeback Special recently got the Lego treatment by artist Paul Hetherington. It will debut this weekend at the BrickUniverse Lego Fan Convention at Agricenter International.

Happy Birthday!

Posted to Facebook by Memphis Zoo

Rowan, the Memphis Zoo orangutan, turned 7 last Sunday and celebrated with a fun, frozen birthday cake.

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Astrology Fun Stuff

Free Will Astrology: Week of 03/23/23

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If we were to choose one person to illustrate the symbolic power of astrology, it might be Aries financier and investment banker J.P. Morgan (1837–1913). His astrological chart strongly suggested he would be one of the richest people of his era. The sun, Mercury, Pluto, and Venus were in Aries in his astrological house of finances. Those four heavenly bodies were trine to Jupiter and Mars in Leo in the house of work. Further, the sun, Mercury, Pluto, and Venus formed a virtuoso “Finger of God” aspect with Saturn in Scorpio and the moon in Virgo. Anyway, Aries, the financial omens for you right now aren’t as favorable as they always were for J. P. Morgan — but they are pretty auspicious. Venus, Uranus, and the north node of the moon are in your house of finances, to be joined for a bit by the moon itself in the coming days. My advice: Trust your intuition about money. Seek inspiration about your finances.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “The only thing new in the world,” said former U.S. President Harry Truman, “is the history you don’t know.” Luckily for all of us, researchers have been growing increasingly skilled in unearthing buried stories. Three examples: 1. Before the U.S. Civil War, six Black Americans escaped slavery and became millionaires. (Check out the book Black Fortunes by Shomari Wills.) 2. Over 10,000 women secretly worked as code-breakers in World War II, shortening the war and saving many lives. 3. Four Black women mathematicians played a major role in NASA’s early efforts to launch people into space. Dear Taurus, I invite you to enjoy this kind of work in the coming weeks. It’s an excellent time to dig up the history you don’t know — about yourself, your family, and the important figures in your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Since you’re at the height of the Party Hearty Season, I’ll offer two bits of advice about how to collect the greatest benefits. First, ex-basketball star Dennis Rodman says that mental preparation is the key to effective partying. He suggests we visualize the pleasurable events we want to experience. We should meditate on how much alcohol and drugs we will imbibe, how uninhibited we’ll allow ourselves to be, and how close we can get to vomiting from intoxication without actually vomiting. But wait! Here’s an alternative approach to partying, adapted from Sufi poet Rumi: “The golden hour has secrets to reveal. Be alert for merriment. Be greedy for glee. With your antic companions, explore the frontiers of conviviality. Go in quest of jubilation’s mysterious blessings. Be bold. Revere revelry.”

CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you have been holding yourself back or keeping your expectations low, please STOP! According to my analysis, you have a mandate to unleash your full glory and your highest competence. I invite you to choose as your motto whichever of the following inspires you most: raise the bar, up your game, boost your standards, pump up the volume, vault to a higher octave, climb to the next rung on the ladder, make the quantum leap, and put your ass and assets on the line.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): According to an ad I saw for a luxury automobile, you should enjoy the following adventures in the course of your lifetime: Ride the rapids on the Snake River in Idaho, stand on the Great Wall of China, see an opera at La Scala in Milan, watch the sun rise over the ruins of Machu Picchu, go paragliding over Japan’s Asagiri highland plateau with Mount Fuji in view, and visit the pink flamingos, black bulls, and white horses in France’s Camargue nature reserve. The coming weeks would be a favorable time for you to seek experiences like those, Leo. If that’s not possible, do the next best things. Like what? Get your mind blown and your heart thrilled closer to home by a holy sanctuary, natural wonder, marvelous work of art — or all the above.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s an excellent time to shed the dull, draining parts of your life story. I urge you to bid a crisp goodbye to your burdensome memories. If there are pesky ghosts hanging around from the ancient past, buy them a one-way ticket to a place far away from you. It’s okay to feel poignant. Okay to entertain any sadness and regret that well up within you. Allowing yourself to fully experience these feelings will help you be as bold and decisive as you need to be to graduate from the old days and old ways.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your higher self has authorized you to become impatient with the evolution of togetherness. You have God’s permission to feel a modicum of dissatisfaction with your collaborative ventures — and wish they might be richer and more captivating than they are now. Here’s the cosmic plan: This creative irritation will motivate you to implement enhancements. You will take imaginative action to boost the energy and synergy of your alliances. Hungry for more engaging intimacy, you will do what’s required to foster greater closeness and mutual empathy.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio poet Richard Jackson writes, “The world is a nest of absences. Every once in a while, someone comes along to fill the gaps.” I will add a crucial caveat to his statement: No one person can fill all the gaps. At best, a beloved ally may fill one or two. It’s just not possible for anyone to be a shining savior who fixes every single absence. If we delusionally believe there is such a hero, we will distort or miss the partial grace they can actually provide. So here’s my advice, Scorpio: Celebrate and reward a redeemer who has the power to fill one or two of your gaps.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Poet E.E. Cummings wrote, “May my mind stroll about hungry and fearless and thirsty and supple.” That’s what I hope and predict for you during the next three weeks. The astrological omens suggest you will be at the height of your powers of playful exploration. Several long-term rhythms are converging to make you extra flexible and resilient and creative as you seek the resources and influences that your soul delights in. Here’s your secret code phrase: higher love.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Let’s hypothesize that there are two ways to further your relaxation: either in healthy or not-so-healthy ways — by seeking experiences that promote your long-term well-being or by indulging in temporary fixes that sap your vitality. I will ask you to meditate on this question. Then I will encourage you to spend the next three weeks avoiding and shedding any relaxation strategies that diminish you as you focus on and celebrate the relaxation methods that uplift, inspire, and motivate you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Please don’t expect people to guess what you need. Don’t assume they have telepathic powers that enable them to tune in to your thoughts and feelings. Instead, be specific and straightforward as you precisely name your desires. For example, say or write to an intense ally, “I want to explore ticklish areas with you between 7 and 9 on Friday night.” Or approach a person with whom you need to forge a compromise and spell out the circumstances under which you will feel most open-minded and open-hearted. PS: Don’t you dare hide your truth or lie about what you consider meaningful.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Piscean writer Jack Kerouac feared he had meager power to capture the wonderful things that came his way. He compared his frustration with “finding a river of gold when I haven’t even got a cup to save a cupful. All I’ve got is a thimble.” Most of us have felt that way. That’s the bad news. The good news, Pisces, is that in the coming weeks, you will have extra skill at gathering in the goodness and blessings flowing in your vicinity. I suspect you will have the equivalent of three buckets to collect the liquid gold.

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Theater Theater Feature

The Play That Goes Wrong

The Murder at Haversham Manor was a complete and utter travesty. Viewing this play was akin to viewing a slow-motion train wreck. Actors forgot their lines, were replaced mid-show by stagehands (and at one point, believe it or not, a prop), and by the end of the night, the set had completely fallen apart! However, The Play That Goes Wrong, the show that encompassed The Murder at Haversham Manor, went off without a hitch.

One of my favorite tropes in theater — or any storytelling format, really — is a play within a play. It is always a joy to watch the layers of an actor playing the role of an actor playing a role. Theatre Memphis’ The Play That Goes Wrong adds another element to this gambit: Nearly every component of a play that you can think of “fails” in this show within a show.

The Murder at Haversham Manor, and subsequently, The Play That Goes Wrong, opens with a body being discovered, that of Charles Haversham, “played” by Jonathan Kes’Trelle, played by Hugh Boller-Raup. The Murder at Haversham Manor is a murder mystery, while The Play That Goes Wrong is a comedy that allows the audience to feel as though they’re getting a glimpse behind the curtain. The show even begins with “crew members” attempting to fix a faulty set piece.

For anyone who enjoys minutiae and details, The Play That Goes Wrong is a veritable buffet of theater subtleties. Multiple characters sport two pink circles of makeup on their cheeks, an example of one deliberate “inexpert” element of the show. The set, which over the course of the play becomes increasingly dilapidated, sports a door with a “restroom” sign on one side. Even the program for the show includes a program within a program, a complete work-up of the fictitious The Murder at Haversham Manor.

Most of the characters in The Play That Goes Wrong are captivatingly zany, none more so than Max Bennett (who “plays” Cecil Haversham), played by Bruce Huffman. Max Bennett is a gloriously over-the-top showboat, but when we sat down to discuss the show, I found Huffman to be a complete contrast to his character, quietly engaging, gracious, and kind. We spoke of everything from director Ann Marie Hall’s process to the heart of the arts in Memphis. Though the character Max often steals the spotlight, Huffman is very aware of his fellow cast members. “Some of the characters do break the fourth wall and some of them don’t,” he says, “and I think one of the intentions of having some of them not is to be there and support us in reeling it back in if we need to.”

Working an audience can be a difficult task, especially in a production where the technical timing needs to be precise — actors and stage hands alike have to meet cues for the movement of big set pieces. According to Huffman, director Hall had some advice to share on the subject: “If you are trying to work the audience too much, they can tell, and you will steal your own joke.” Fortunately, the cast seemed to perfectly balance the accuracy necessitated by the script with encouraging and interacting with the audience. Comedy is all about timing, and the fact that the cast and crew had the added pressure of so many “surprise” cues throughout the show makes the success of the production even more impressive.

This is a play in which it is obvious the cast is having a good time, and the energy is infectious. “The most fun I’ve ever had doing a show ever,” Huffman says. One thing I personally enjoyed was how often the background of this play demands the audience’s attention. There are often two scenes happening at once, and everywhere you look, a joke is being carried out. Taking in the comedy of this show was delightful. Of his fellow cast and crew members — but I think it translates to the audience as well — Huffman says, “It felt like everyone was just there to support each other and have fun, and we did just that.”

The Play That Goes Wrong runs through March 26th at Theatre Memphis.

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Fun Stuff Metaphysical Connection

Metaphysical Connection: The King of Wands

Astrology is prevalent throughout tarot, as many tarot practitioners know. On the spring equinox, Aries season begins and takes us through mid-April. Many people may be familiar with The Emperor card in tarot being the big Aries card, and it’s easy to understand why. But did you know there are more cards in tarot associated with each zodiac sign aside from their major Arcana card? For Aries, the suit of wands contains many cards that capture the drive and passion of the sign, especially the King of Wands.

The kings of the four suits are all aspects of The Emperor card, as all queens are aspects of The Empress card. The King of Wands is unique because it so closely resembles The Emperor. Both contain a fierce energy that helps keep us motivated and goal-oriented. The fiery aspect of both lends itself to driving our passions to fruition. Which is what we need if we are going to embrace the energy of spring and begin working on our spring projects.

Like all kings in tarot, the King of Wands has a fatherly feel. As a king, he has lived through all the experiences of the smaller cards in his suit and has gained wisdom from his encounters. There is a maturity in the king that you do not see in the other court cards (page, knight, or queen). This experience and maturity allows the King of Wands to use his passion and his temper to achieve his aims, rather than allowing them to control him or derail him. The King of Wands is a master at directing his energy, at motivating people and making sure things get done. The King of Wands is a great leader because he inspires you, he has a vision, and his passion doesn’t leave anyone behind. The King of Wands’ goal is overcoming a challenge and opening up new horizons. As much of an adrenaline junkie as The Emperor can be, the King of Wands is perhaps more since the he oversees a smaller kingdom.

I am not the first nor the last person to say this, but the world can be overwhelming. Technology has made it a smaller place, connecting us with those on the other side of the planet, making communication instantaneous, sending out news and information constantly. Technology has also made seeing and knowing about disasters, bad news, and crime that much easier. Many people feel the pains of the greater world looming over them, on top of the complications of daily life. This is why we need the energy of the King of Wands.

Whether we are coming out of our winter shell or trying to navigate the politics at work, the King of Wands is here to help show you the way. If you’re feeling overwhelmed, remember how to eat the elephant — one bite at a time. Instead of trying to channel the energy of The Emperor card and do everything, try being the King of Wands instead. Focus on one thing at a time. The Emperor has to rule and manage all the kingdoms in tarot (wands, swords, cups, and pentacles), but the kings only have to rule over their one kingdom. Start smaller, do a good and thorough job, and then move on to the next task.

If you feel like you are stuck on a project, try tackling it from another direction. The King of Wands is fond of creative and bold plans. Think outside the box, push the envelope, be bold and daring, do something everyone else thinks will fail. You may not succeed every time, but you tried and made an effort, and hopefully learned something so that when you try it again, you will make more progress. The one thing you cannot do is give up. Embrace your inner King of Wands and change the world, one bite at a time.

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News News Feature

Should You Help Family Members Pay Off Their Debt?

“My loved one is in debt and asked for my help in paying it off. What should I do?” At Creative Planning, we run into this question often, as family and finances are so frequently interconnected with one another. When it comes to deciding a course of action, oftentimes there’s not one clear and obvious answer. Before making a financial commitment to help a loved one, be sure to consider the following.

What are the alternatives?

Before volunteering your own funds, a positive first step is to understand if there are any other ways to help your loved one clear up their debt. If it’s reached a point where it has destroyed your loved one’s credit rating, it could make sense to have it written off by declaring bankruptcy. Or perhaps you can help find a debt management program or pursue a debt settlement arrangement. Depending on the circumstances, there may be other ways to help your loved one gain financial footing that don’t require a check from you.

How will the money be used?

If alternatives fail to produce a viable solution, before committing your funds it’s best to understand how the current or new debt may be impacting your loved one’s situation. As the potential lender, it’s natural to question the borrower’s previous financial decisions. Practically, you (as the lender) may not view paying off an auto loan as prudent; however, there may be more common ground around paying off an outstanding medical or educational debt. Having clarity regarding how the loan is to be used may help to overcome emotions and objections around providing a loan. Whether the loan helps to free one from their debt burden or enable a new venture, the purpose of the loan should be clearly defined. If servicing existing debt, it may be wise to ensure any money you lend is being used to pay off principal, which will have a greater impact on your loved one’s overall financial health.

What are the specific terms of the loan?

Just as you would with any other borrower, have your loved one agree to the loan’s terms in writing before you issue a check. While this may seem harsh, it’s an important step to help ensure there are no misunderstandings or resentments down the road. Your loan agreement should include the following:

• The amount you’re lending

• The time frame in which the loan will be repaid

• Any agreed-upon interest, if applicable

• The amount and frequency of payments, if applicable

Keep in mind that loans over a certain threshold amount may be viewed by the IRS as taxable gifts if not repaid in full. One way to avoid tax liabilities is to charge interest and require regular payments.

What is the “repayment priority”?

Depending on your loved one’s financial situation, your loan may be just one part of their total “loan portfolio.” Even if you and your loved one agree on a payment plan, your payment schedule may not be as rigidly set as a traditional creditor’s may be. In other words, you may be more willing and able to allow for a payment to be missed while your loved one addresses other obligations. Make sure you’re comfortable knowing that you may be at the bottom of your loved one’s obligation list and that, in the event they’re unable to pay you back, you’re also comfortable with potentially not receiving the loan back in full.

What is your level of comfort with lending?

If a loan to your loved one would put your financial future in jeopardy, it wouldn’t be a prudent decision to make the loan in the first place. If you’re in the position where you’re able to provide the loan without negatively impacting your financial future, then loaning a loved one money is less about your ability to “afford it” and more about your level of comfort in introducing a borrower/lender arrangement into your relationship. There can be many emotions involved in mixing business and family. Regardless of any other considerations, if you’re not comfortable not seeing the money again, it may not be a good idea to loan it in the first place.

Gene Gard, CFA, CFP, CFT-I, is a Managing Director with Creative Planning, formerly Telarray. Creative Planning is one of the nation’s largest Registered Investment Advisory firms providing comprehensive wealth management services to ensure all elements of a client’s financial life are working together, including investments, taxes, estate planning, and risk management. For more information or to request a free, no-obligation consultation, visit CreativePlanning.com.

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At Large Opinion

Memphis in Maybe

There is about to come a true reckoning for Memphis, and for the two organizations — the Memphis River Parks Partnership (MRPP) and Memphis in May (MIM) — who’ve been wrangling for years over the fate of the 30 acres of land along Memphis’ Mississippi waterfront that comprise Tom Lee Park.

MIM, the ever-whinging predictors of doom for their annual events because of the new park’s facilities and landscaping, and MRPP, the ever-optimistic promoters of a “world-class reimagined riverfront,” will soon see their competing visions encounter a real-world test.

From May 5th through May 7th, the Beale Street Music Festival will return to the still-uncompleted but thoroughly reconfigured terrain along the river. Tens of thousands of music fans will stream into the park searching for music, which for the first time ever will not involve merely wandering around in a big field and stopping when you see a band on a stage.

According to MRPP, the new Tom Lee Park is 80-percent completed. There are new trees, sodding, bushes, and grasses, plus landscaped ridges, moguls, and walkways and partly completed shelters and playgrounds, plus natural spaces and trails, including a “riffle area.” In other words, music fans are going to have to walk around the plantings and landscaping and new construction — or on it and over it.

In the past, after Music Fest, with its seemingly inevitable rainy day or two, the park was almost always a disaster area — a muddy, gross morass littered with discarded tennis shoes, boots, clothing, food and drink detritus, and dozens of ever-aromatic porta-potties. How will it go this year?

I don’t know, but I’m trying to imagine, say, Keith and Travis, two young music fans from Jonesboro, a little stoned, a lot drunk, meandering through the park. Then let’s say they hear the raucous sounds of Low Cut Connie in the distance and head in the direction of the music. It’s dark, and Keith stumbles in some monkey grass, drops his beer cup, falls to his knees, then climbs up on a mogul of earth to get a better view. Travis, who is a more sensitive type, says, “Dude, you probably shouldn’t be up there. You’re trampling the liriope.”

“Whooo, LIRIOPE!!” says Kevin. “LOW CUT CONNIE!!! Whooo!!!”

Multiply this action over three days and 30,000 people, plus a probable rainy day or two, and you’re reimagining some serious damage repair. Or at least, one would think so.

Then two weeks later, the World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest settles in for four days of nonstop partying and carousing, including the building of often-massive ramshackle temporary shelters for teams to boogie the days and nights away while tending their world-class smokers. Lumber gets hauled in; muddy pathways form between team shelters and sites. Booze gets drunk, trash gets thrown, pigs get smoked, and a good time is had by all. Except the clean-up crews.

Memphis in May has complained that it hasn’t been given enough acreage to carry out its events in the new park. MRPP responded with a document clearly showing that it has in fact provided more space than MIM asked for. Even so, MIM has disinvited 35 barbecue teams to this year’s contest, claiming a lack of space. In addition, the Blues Tent is being moved to Beale Street, also because MIM says the new park configuration isn’t big enough for it. So it goes. If you get what you ask for, it’s difficult to justify the complaints.

But enough theory, enough predicting, enough sniping. Events are in the saddle now, and we’ll soon know for sure whether MIM can succeed — financially and otherwise — in the new park.

And we’ll also soon know how much MIM events will damage the area and its new landscaping. One assumes that both sides will learn a lot from 2023, and that both sides may have to make adjustments for future Memphis in Mays.

The good news is that, after much wrangling, the contract between MRPP and MIM has been signed, with the city agreeing to pay for any repair damages above $500,000. That’s an open checkbook for taxpayers, with the amount to be determined, one would assume, after the last barbecue smoker trailer leaves the grounds. It’s also another reality check, literally, and another learning opportunity.

Call me Pollyanna, but I think that after all the smoke clears this May, both organizations, and the city, will know more about how to create a win-win for Memphis: namely, a great annual festival held in a world-class river park that also serves the populace year-round. That’s the reality we should all be hoping for.

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Red Bull Dance Your Style Memphis

This Saturday, March 25th, 16 street dancers will dance their way into the hearts of the crowd at Crosstown Concourse in hopes to earn a spot to compete in the Red Bull Dance Your Style Chicago National Final in May.

The Saturday event, in which dancers will compete one-on-one in a single-elimination bracket, serves as the first qualifier of eight for that final battle in Chicago. The dancers won’t know their music beforehand, so they won’t have any choreography planned. Instead, they’ll have to rely on their freestyle instincts and musicality skills. Without a panel of judges, their progression through the competition depends on the crowd vote.

The dancers set to compete in Memphis are from all around — from New Orleans to Detroit. But three competitors have a home-field advantage: defending Red Bull Dance Your Style Memphis champion Jadyn Smooth and jookin’ specialists Gangsta E and Trent Jeray. And those are the three for whom host Ladia Yates will be rooting.

A dancer in Memphis herself, Yates, also the founder of L.Y.E Academy, understands what sets Memphis jookin’ apart from other street-dance styles that’ll be on display at the qualifier. “It’s not like one of those ‘I watched a music video or something and I copied some moves,’” she says. “It has a rich culture behind it. It has a certain swag. It consists mainly of cool footwork — dope footwork — and it has, like, a ballet technique to it. … It stands out.”

Jookin’ won’t be the only Memphis representation at the event: Memphis hip-hop legends Duke Deuce and NLE Choppa will also perform. “It’s like a concert-slash-dance battle,” Yates says, “and they’ll be giving out free Red Bulls all night.”

The event, Yates adds, is family-friendly. “So you might have a 5-year-old who comes and has never seen [this style of dance] before and sees it and may find interest in the whole culture,” she says. “And it can be life-changing. Dance is an outlet. It gives us direction, a positive direction. It keeps us out of trouble. These days you can make money from it, from social media, posting your content. If your video goes viral or the right person sees it, it can change your life. You can get major opportunities such as doing things with Red Bull and stuff like that.”

In all, Yates hopes audience members of all ages will leave inspired. “This is a big brand that’s pouring into Memphis in a lot of positive ways and opportunities — that’s not really the norm,” she says. “We would love for the city to come out and support and enjoy a good show.”

Tickets cost $5 and can be purchased here.

Red Bull Dance Your Style Memphis, Crosstown Concourse, Saturday, March 25, 6:30-9:30 p.m., $5.

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Backstage at Calvary Waffle Shop

Mary O’Brien doesn’t waffle when Lent arrives. She knows she’s going to spearhead the kitchen at Calvary Episcopal Church’s Waffle Shop.

O’Brien, the church’s kitchen manager, has only been doing it for 16 years.

Waffle Shop, which is celebrating its 95th anniversary this year, is open for lunch Wednesdays through Fridays beginning the Thursday after Ash Wednesday and ending before the start of Holy Week.

The menu hasn’t changed much since Waffle Shop began in 1928. Diners know they’re going to get tomato aspic, shrimp mousse, Boston cream pie, waffles with or without chicken hash, and much more, including the infamous fish pudding.

“I was hired as the parish chef,” O’Brien says. “I do all of the cooking for all of the events at the church and that are going on at the parish.”

That includes Wednesday dinner, Sunday morning breakfast, and Sunday morning coffee hour. “We do funerals, weddings, and lots of outside events.”

A native Memphian, O’Brien didn’t do much cooking growing up. Her sister Elaine Carey is a trained pastry chef. “She’d ask me to help her with different events.”

O’Brien worked in an office for her father until Elaine and her husband, the late Joe Carey, moved from California to Memphis to open the old Memphis Culinary Academy.

After their father died, Elaine invited Mary to attend the school. O’Brien didn’t necessarily want to become a chef, yet, she says, “It was time for me to make a change. I wasn’t happy being in an office.”

But, she adds, “I caught the bug when I went to school.” Just being in class “really pushed me to appreciate good food ’cause we did fine dining and stuff like that.”

After she graduated in the early ’90s, O’Brien went to work at the old 25 Belvedere and Bistro Hemmings restaurants. Later, O’Brien and a partner opened Cafe Eclectic, where she stayed for about six years until taking the Calvary job.

She quickly learned the Waffle Shop recipes were set in stone. “I don’t know how many years those recipes have been there, but I was not allowed to veer away from them because I would be in trouble.”

She did add the seafood gumbo and vegetable soup to the menu.

Laurie Monypenny makes the desserts, and Connie Marshall heads up the waffle-making station. O’Brien and her staff of six make the rest of the food. “We do three huge pans of aspic, two huge pans of mousse. And the poor chicken salad guy, he just keeps on. We cook 120 pounds of chicken breasts and 80 pounds of leg quarters twice a week.”

Waffle Shop runs from 11 a.m. until 1:30 p.m., but O’Brien begins her day at 6 a.m. “I start the custard for the Boston cream pie.”

She usually ends her day about 4:30 or 5 p.m. “Taking inventory. And putting in orders.”

As for that fish pudding, people who’ve never tried the casserole are often skeptical until they taste it. “I think they just see it as maybe fish in Jell-O instant pudding or something. I don’t know.”

O’Brien removed some desserts from the menu over the years. And, she says, “We dropped the chicken livers, which is one of my favorites. It was kind of a small audience.”

Waffle Shop closed shortly after it opened when the pandemic hit in 2020, but it was open for take-out orders the next year. “They were lining up in the alley.”

O’Brien might waffle a bit when Waffle Shop closes for the year. She thinks, “Ohhh, can I do this again?”

But that thought vanishes. “Just these people that come in. It’s like old home week every day.”

Many volunteers have worked at Waffle Shop for decades. Same goes for customers.

O’Brien doesn’t do much cooking at home. “Luckily, my husband cooks.”

So, Kevin O’Brien has dinner ready every night she gets home from Waffle Shop? “Well, I won’t go that far.”

Calvary Episcopal Church is at 102 North Second Street.