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Karmic Relations

I was raised a Catholic. I went to church every Sunday, religious education every Wednesday, and ice cream socials every summer. These days I’ve lapsed, which basically means that I can’t get out of bed on Sundays. I want to, I do, but it is just physically impossible.

This, I’ve found, makes me more open to other religions. One Friday, my friend and I were hopping from restaurant to restaurant, hoping that somewhere had a wait less than three hours long. Eventually, we were seated so far in a corner that our waitress had to use a mirror on a stick to take our orders. Needless to say (as I did not have a mirror on a stick), scoping out the other diners for possible dates was out of the question. So my friend and I had to resort to talking instead.

After an hour or so, our food was still lost in the kitchen and we had run out of her gossip, my gossip, celebrity gossip, and political gossip and had resorted to talking about spiritual matters: in particular, dating karma. If you cheat, love too much, love too little, or lie, does it come back to you in kind?

Now, if that’s the rule of the universe, I’m in trouble. It’s not that I’ve been a raging bitch to my past likes, loves, and lusts, it’s just that, well, I have icewater in my veins. And that can’t bode well with karma.

After dinner, my friend headed off to hang out with her boyfriend (obviously her karma is much better than mine. But what can I say? She’s Hindu, so it’s more her bag), and I sauntered off to the Hi-Tone to drink a beer and listen to a band. I was ignoring everyone in the crowd until a man directly behind me tried to get my attention. I turned and raised my hand and hit him in the face.

(Last time this happened I was at Young Avenue Deli and the guy trying to talk to me was rather intoxicated, the music was rather loud, and as he came in close to yell something witty in my ear, the bill of his cap hit me in the eye. And it hurt, so I raised my hand, ostensibly to keep my eyeball from falling out, and instead slapped him across the face, and that was the end of that.)

But this guy wasn’t fazed and offered to buy me a drink. I could say it was a nice gesture, but I would just be saying that to make myself look good. He looked a bit older than me and he had that smooth sort of veneer that makes me cringe. Plus, I already had a beer, so I excused myself. Okay, I didn’t really excuse myself; I just turned around and walked away.

The next day I was out walking my dog around my apartment building. Now there happens to be this cute guy who lives in the building. And let me just say for the record, I am not stalking him. I haven’t changed my daily routine or used binoculars or gone through his trash.

But I am keeping an eye on him. The importance of face time should never be underestimated. If someone doesn’t know you’re alive, it’s very difficult to get busy with said person.

So I’m in the parking lot with little Fluffy and there he is, cute apartment guy, bearing down upon us.

“Can I pet your puppy?” he asked.

My puppy is friendlier than Kathie Lee Gifford on speed. She regularly throws her entire body upon my neighbors; she has french-kissed my postman; she has french-kissed me. There was no way this guy was getting out of petting her, not when he was within leash range. But I couldn’t tell him that.

I couldn’t tell him that, because suddenly I had forgotten how to speak. Nothing would come out. Not “She’d love that.” Not “Go right ahead.” Not “Yes.”

No, I just stood there, in my sweatshirt and early Saturday morning makeup (read: makeup left over from Friday night) and smiled weakly.

Finally, after an unusually long silence (I’m not kidding about this; he probably thought I was mute) I blurted out, “Didn’t you used to drive a blue car?” Immediately I thought, Damn. Now he’s going to think I’m stalking him. Which, as I have said before, I’m not.

“Yeah, I just bought that one last week,” he said and gestured behind him. Meanwhile my mind is racing:Tell him you’re a journalist. Tell him you’re trained in observation. Tell him you have a photographic memory. Tell him something!

But what did I say? “Oh, I thought you had just repainted it.”

Well, that pretty much ruined the moment, and he went his way and I went mine. It might have just been my own ineptitude. But there’s that other option: Should I take this as a sign that karma does exist? Because he’s cute, but he isn’t that cute. Certainly not speechless, tongue-swollen-in-mouth cute.

I guess from here on I’m going to try an experiment: I’m going to actually try and be nice to people. It’s going to take a lot of work, but it’s been something my mother has been saying I need to do for years. And if it comes back to me in kind, well, I might think about converting. Then again, would that mean I’d have to get up on Sundays? Because, like I said, I just can’t do it.

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Sledding In Heidi Country

Looking around the dinner table, I saw no one I would have met anywhere else. There were two chirpy girls from L.A., a recovering addict from Santa Monica, a Republican political activist from Missouri, a college kid from Maryland, and me.

But the important thing was where we were: a little village called Gimmelwald, on top of a cliff in the Swiss Alps, in a hotel that we called — because we couldn’t pronounce its German name — Walter’s. On this winter night Walter had made the few travelers in his place a pot of vegetable soup, and somebody else had brought wine and bread down the hill from Murren, so we were bonding in that particular way that only travelers in a faraway land can bond.

They say Heidi lived in Gimmelwald, but what they mean is that Old Switzerland is alive and well there. There are no cars allowed in the village, and the whole place is designated “avalanche zone,” so developers are not allowed to “develop” it. So instead of tourist shops and fancy hotels, there are cows and winding footpaths and a log cabin from the 17th century. It’s the Switzerland you dream of: green valleys, snow-covered peaks, flowers in window boxes, and little old bearded men inviting you in for a bowl of soup. The locals have an expression: “If Heaven isn’t what it’s cracked up to be, send me back to Gimmelwald.”

So we sat at Walter’s table and swapped stories and tidbits from the European train circuit: the party hostel in Salzburg, the floating hash bar in Amsterdam, the scenic train from Montreux to Interlaken, the $4, seven-course feasts in Budapest, and the best fish and chips in London. The lines which would have separated us back in the States got blurred, and we met as friends.

There’s a wonderful thing that happens when we leave home; we leave part of ourselves there, too, ideally the masks we normally wear, and given a chance to start fresh for a while, we open up to new possibilities and new people. We find out a little more about who we are, and we’re more willing to share it.

Somebody came in and said the local schoolkids were going sledding and did anybody want to come along? For a moment we all looked at each other, and our eyes said the same thing: “Can this possibly be true? Did somebody just ask us if we wanted to go sledding with a bunch of Swiss schoolkids? Good God, let’s go!”

Yelling thanks to Walter and asking him to save our soup for later, we tumbled out the door in a heap, pulling on hats and gloves, and tore down the hill to the cable car station. Gimmelwald is Old Switzerland, but it’s also a stop on the cable car from down in the valley to further up in the hills. The skiers on their way to Murren barely notice Gimmelwald; most people get it confused with Grindlewald, a resort-filled taste of New Switzerland up the next valley.

The schoolkids wanted to practice their English with us, so we spent the ride up to Murren talking about Madonna and which drugs the recovering addict had done and why Americans don’t know anything about soccer. We also agreed, since this was a mostly male crowd, that it would be an American-versus-Swiss sled race back down the road to Gimmelwald.

Now, about that road. It was a winding, half-hour walk on a one-lane road, with steep hills on both sides — and occasionally stone walls on both sides. A lovely stroll when we first went down it, but one storm later it had become a snow- and ice-covered adventure ride. And now we were going to sled it.

I was paired with the Missouri Republican. We covered the tiny sled entirely. We started, with great excitement, ahead of the other Americans but behind several Swiss.

To steer, such as it was, we would drag our feet on one side or the other. We quickly developed commands — “hard left” and “hard right” or “pick ’em up” for outright speed — as well as a running sports commentary. We were the scrappy Americans trying to shock the sledding world by beating the Swiss on their home hill. At one point, we got it together enough to actually pass somebody and move into third place. The scrappy Yanks took aim at the second-place Swiss sled.

Then we hit the Death Turn — an S-curve covered with ice. The sled suddenly left the ground. We passed that Swiss team, all right, but by then we were going sideways, filling the valley with screams of terror. In the next moment we were somehow tangled together, under our sled, suffering a barrage of Swiss taunting, engulfed in laughter.

We would spend the rest of that night back at Walter’s, trading sledding stories with Swiss schoolkids, and I’ve spent the rest of my life thinking that Heaven probably is a lot like that night in Gimmelwald.

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Getting Down With Naifeh

COVINGTON — Time was when the annual Coon Supper hosted by Jimmy Naifeh and other members of the current House speaker’s extended family at Covington was an end-of-legislative-session affair, a time for the hundreds of pols, junkies, and hangers-on present to take stock and let it hang.

For the last couple of years, the event, held on the grounds and in the clubhouse of Covington Country Club, has come more or less mid-session, since mid-April these days is a full month or two (or maybe even three) short of adjournment.

And letting it hang anymore coincides with a sort of gallows humor appropriate to a state fiscal crisis that is still nowhere near solution.

At this year’s version, last Thursday night, state Representative Tre Hargett, a Bartlett Republican and a native of Ripley, was discussing the work-groups Naifeh has divided the House membership into, in an effort to come up with some sort of a budget solution before hell freezes over this summer.

As Hargett noted, the core groups are arranged according to party membership, but there is a periodic coming together of Republican groups with their Democratic counterparts to compare notes. “You could call it a merging of the tribes, except that nobody gets voted off the island — not until next year anyhow,” deadpanned Hargett, referring to the hit TV show Survivor.

Getting Down

Governor Don Sundquist was on the grounds, of course, wearing a patterned sport coat that was atypical for the normally blue- or gray-suited gov. Even when dressed down casually in the past, the governor has managed to look preternaturally tidy, but of late both his manner and his dress seem to have loosened up, as if suggesting that he has come to that point of his life that permits a loosening up or letting go or maybe just some out-and-out que sera sera fatalism.

Potential successors to Sundquist were on the grounds, too. A Democratic pair — U.S. Rep. Bob Clement of Nashville and former Nashville mayor Phil Bredesen — provided an interesting contrast, to each other as well as to Sundquist.

Both Clement and Bredesen seem (even more than the incumbent) to be restrained by a tightly wound internal leash, although the former mayor seems to have progressed more rapidly than the congressman at the art of ravelling out his personality to the end of personal contact. That’s impressive, in that Clement had something of a head start at the people game.

Bredesen (clad in sport coat and open collar) acknowledged that he felt able to be more laid back than once upon a time — say, during that first governor’s race seven years ago, when you could sometimes sense that his internal cables had locked up unpredictably.

“I was raised to keep a certain reserve,” said Bredesen, a Midwestern-born Scandinavian like Sundquist, “but as I’ve served in public life, I’ve really gotten to enjoy dealing with people more.” Okay, so that’s boilerplate, but it seems to be true in his case.

An interesting thing about Bredesen is that he’s preparing to run for governor, if he does (“and it’s no secret that I’m thinking about it”), as a fiscal conservative.

Just as when he played Scrooge to Sundquist’s first tax-reform proposals back in 1999, Bredesen is still saying that the belts, nuts, and bolts of state government need to be tightened first and that there has been enough growth in revenue to keep the state going.

“Of course, I’ve always said that, as far as the type of taxes we might employ are concerned, the income tax is fairer than the sales tax. But it’s still an open question as to whether we might not have enough revenues to operate on without new taxes.”

Clement, who walked the grounds in a casual short-sleeve shirt, seemed — ironically and inconveniently enough — to be in one of his more introverted moods.

In answer to a question as to whether it was still likely that he and GOP congressman Van Hilleary would be squaring off against each other next year, the still formally undeclared Clement allowed as how he guessed that might be the case, though he seemed troubled by the act of thinking about it — more, perhaps, out of concerns about Bredesen or his own fund-raising than about the relatively distant threat of Hilleary (who, for the record, seems to be running a model campaign so far, at least organizationally).

If the Nashville congressman ever feels dominated by the shade of his famously more charismatic and oratorical late father, former Governor Frank Clement, it didn’t show in the way he beamed at being reminded of his illustrious antecedent (although it could be possible that the wide smile and the professions of being “very, very proud” to be a scion of the line had more to do with a reckoning of the Clement name’s residual effect on voters; for the record, some doubt that much remains).

Note to both Clement and Bredesen: A supporter of the potential gubernatorial candidacy of former Democratic chairman Doug Horne of Knoxville was on hand to point out that Horne had an event planned for Jackson on Friday morning and confided: “Don’t be surprised if he runs regardless of who else might be running.” The former chairman, of course, has pledged not to be a candidate if a Democratic candidate of stature (either Clement or Bredesen would qualify) chose to formally announce by next month.

The Bill and Terry Show

Other aspirants for various position showed up at the Coon Supper — like Terry Harris , the deserving assistant district attorney from Shelby County who thought he was going to win a Criminal Court judgeship in Memphis three years ago and discovered too late that the man he was matched against, Judge Joe Brown, was evolving into a national TV star.

(The victor has since resigned from the bench but continues to perform in the highly successful syndicated show that bears his name. Ironically, Brown, who passes for a hard-nosed judge on television, was a relative pussycat in Shelby County Criminal Court, bending over backward to design innovative and quite often lenient sentences.)

Things may look up for Harris at any time; he is probably the ranking candidate for U.S. district attorney in the Western District. “That’s my situation,” he said when reminded (as if he needed it) that waiting for an appointment is more nerve-wracking than conducting an election campaign. In the latter situation, one has at least some theoretical control over events.

“When and if he’s named, we’re going to start having joint press conferences, like the old ‘Ev and Gerry Show,’ joked Harris’ boss, District Attorney General Bill Gibbons, whose reference was to the weekly press briefings conducted in the ’60s by the late U.S. Senate majority leader Everett Dirksen with then House majority leader (and later president) Gerald Ford.

Gibbons insisted, of course, that he was joking. (Actually, it’s not a bad idea; if the appointment comes through, watch for “The Bill and Terry Show,” and remember who told you.)

Harris has also received some mention for the vacant U.S. district judgeship still unfilled after the death of the late JeromeTurner. The leading candidate for that position was also on hand in Covington. This was former Sundquist legal adviser and CAO Hardy Mays of Memphis who also uses jests to fend off the tension of waiting. “Sometimes … when I think about [the job], I think, ‘Judge not, lest you be judged,'” Mays quipped.

Naifeh’s Retort

Naifeh was still clearly nettled by the way he was characterized by the media in the Big Story which bubbled up mid-week — his session-eve receipt of $26,000 for his “Speaker’s PAC” from representatives of the cash-advance industry, the same cash-advance industry which profited from a bill (supported by Naifeh and a majority of other legislators) which got passed in March, allowing the collection of bad-check fees on top of towering interest rates.

The speaker repeated Thursday evening, as he had during a session with the Capitol Hill press that morning, that his PAC was meant to collect funds, not for himself, but for “pro-business” Democratic candidates.

And he reiterated as well that he would personally call in the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation if he thought that members were being improperly influenced by the cash-advance industry or any other.

But the speaker felt obliged as well to chastise individual members of the media who, he thought, had tried to show him up — saying of one, the Nashville Tennessean‘s Sheila Wisner, “[S]he’s somebody I don’t even know, and she has to be pretty damn dumb to try to call me at my Covington office on Wednesday when the legislature is in session. She ought to at least know I’m in Nashville and try to find me there instead of calling me where I’m not going to be and then saying that I ‘couldn’t be reached.'”

(Wisner, who normally doesn’t cover the legislature, had left her forwarding number at what she thought was Naifeh’s Covington home; she had earlier tried, unsuccessfully, to locate the speaker in Nashville).

You can e-mail Jackson Baker at baker@memphisflyer.com.

The Return of Michael Hooks

Shelby County Commissioner Michael Hooks Sr. made his first public appearance in well over a month Monday, sitting in briefly at a regularly scheduled meeting of the commission, where he cast two votes (both seemingly in favor of an expedited pursuit of a National Basketball Association franchise) and seconded another key NBA-related motion.

It was the first appearance by Hooks at a commission meeting or anywhere else since March 21st, when the commissioner — flanked by wife Janet Hooks, a member of the Memphis City Council, and his children, including Memphis school board member Michael Hooks Jr. — confessed an addiction to crack cocaine.

Hooks had been arrested the week before by Memphis police who had arrived at his residence to serve a traffic warrant on Michael Hooks Jr. and found drug paraphernalia and crack cocaine residue in the senior Hooks’ possession.

In the aftermath of his arrest, which resulted in a misdemeanor citation, Hooks volunteered for rehabilitation at Charter Lakeside Hospital, and word was passed by a family friend last week that he had served 28 days in rehab and had been discharged. (He may be continuing therapy on an out-patient basis.)

Hooks, who entered Monday’s commission meeting midway during a discussion of a resolution from Commissioner Walter Bailey to sponsor a $31,000 poll of Shelby Countians about their attitudes toward the NBA matter, made no remarks but voted twice.

On a motion by Commissioner Linda Rendtorff to delay voting on Bailey’s motion for three months, Hooks voted yes; it lost 4-6. On a motion by Commissioner Clair VanderSchaaf to delay implementation of the poll until May 21st (a strategem that, in effect, started the disclosure clock on NBA Now, the local pursuit team), Hooks voted no; the motion passed overwhelmingly.

It would seem that Hooks, who voted identically with Chairman James Ford, a fervid supporter of building a new NBA-worthy arena, thereby aligned himself with fast-track proponents of securing the NBA franchise.

Hooks later seconded a motion to postpone naming a commission liaison person to work with NBA Now. (Chairman Ford confided that he would probably appoint himself to the post at the commission’s next meeting.)

During the meeting, Hooks made one call out from a telephone adjoining the commissioners’ meeting area. After the meeting, he raced backstage to an area which normally is open and where commissioners, during a meeting, are served refreshments and may avail themselves of restroom facilities.

As soon as Hooks passed through the door to the backstage area, the doors were locked from within, long enough to allow him to avoid the sizeable media on hand and vacate the building via an elevator. — J.B.

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MLGW Employees Get Bonus While Memphians Pay Bills

The Memphians who got the most help paying their utility bills this winter may have been the utility’s own employees. In recent weeks all of Memphis Light, Gas and Water’s approximately 2,600 employees received a $1,000 bonus, for a total of about $2.6 million paid out by the utility.

MLGW’s Mike Magness, vice president of human resources, refused to comment to the Flyer but faxed a description of “Power Pay,” the program through which the bonuses were distributed.

According to the fax, Power Pay “is an employee incentive program designed to assist the Division in achieving strategic objectives in customer relations, employee health and safety, and cost saving efficiency.”In 2000 “employee innovation stimulated by Power Pay brought about improvements in processes and resulted in considerable savings.”

However, most Memphians probably didn’t notice these “savings” this year, at least not this winter, when utility bills tripled and quadrupled across the city.

Richard Freudenberg, plant manager for Fineberg Packing Company, Inc., in North Memphis, says his company is still coping with this winter’s bills. Fineberg, a meat-packing company, uses natural gas to power much of its plant operations.

“In a small, family-owned company like this, those high bills damn near broke us,” says Freudenberg. “We went from our bills being $32,000 a month last year to $72,000 a month this year. Even now our bills aren’t back to normal. They’re still about two and half times what they normally are.”

Freudenberg says that Fineberg Packing Company, which has been in North Memphis for 62 years, may have to close its doors for good due to this winter’s bills. With a hefty MLGW balance still hanging over their heads, Fineberg isn’t in the clear yet.

“[MLGW)] sent us a cut-off notice and I had to do a little politicking to keep from being cut off,” says Freudenberg. “Now they want us to pay $10,000 every Friday until we get caught up. But we’re not caught up yet.”

In the meat business, where profit margins linger around the single digits, an extra $10,000 a week isn’t easy to come by. Unfortunately, Fineberg Packing Company isn’t alone in its struggle to pay off their winter gas bill.

La Montagne Natural Food Restaurant on Park Avenue was hit so hard by this winter’s bills that the restaurant is now closed on Mondays.

“We decided to close on Mondays after we received our December bill,” says La Montagne general manager Terry Cox. “That bill pretty much doubled and the next bill was the same.”

Cox, who has followed the national energy crisis closely, fears that the predicted summer electricity crisis won’t help the restaurant’s situation. He doesn’t know when they will be open on Mondays again.

“We’re still closed on Mondays,” says Cox. “It was a temporary move directly related to our utility bills. We don’t know when we will be able to be open on Mondays again.”

And, while the winter gas crunch didn’t mean much to the animals, even the Memphis Zoo — and its patrons — are paying up.

A number of factors, including the high utility bills, caused the zoo to increase adult and senior admission prices by $1. While the largest factor in the zoo s financial woes was decreased attendance, high gas bills certainly didn t help.

Basically, we have 3,000 mouths to feed, says Carrie Strehlau, a communications specialist for the Memphis Zoo. This past winter was extremely difficult for us. With our attendance down and our utility bills up, we had to have more money.

As did those 2,600 MLGW employees. While Magness fax states that the utility has used similar gain share programs since 1988, inside sources at MLGW tell the Flyer that the utility instituted a specific gain share program unsuccessfully in 1988 and then discontinued the program because it proved to be ineffective.

Magness fax does not say when the Power Pay program began, and MLGW representatives did not respond to the Flyer s request for this date. Sources tell the Flyer that the program was originally instituted to reward specific departments for superior performance, but the program now flatly rewards all employees regardless of their department s performance. In addition, these sources say that the checks were supposed to be distributed in January, but the utility waited until April because of public grumbling over the high winter bills.

Two weeks ago the Flyer reported that due to numerous factors, Memphians paid their highest gas bills ever.

?Rebekah Gleaves

CA Plans Layoffs; Guild Urges Buyouts

The Commercial Appeal recently notified 16 newspaper employees they will be laid off in the coming weeks.

Seven of those employees are members of the Memphis Newspaper Guild-CWA, which covers workers in the areas of editorial, advertising, business office, housekeeping (custodial services), general mechanical, and transportation.

“It’s unfortunate that anyone is ever laid off,” says Lela Garlington, newspaper guild president. “Except for when the Press-Scimitar closed we have had very few layoffs. I am glad that we haven’t seen as many layoffs as other newspaper chains are facing.”

In accordance with their contracts, employees who will be losing their jobs will receive one week’s pay for every six months of service to the company for up to 42 weeks. This money is deducted from the former employees’ pension plans and as such it is subject to tax penalties for early withdrawal if it is not reinvested. Those employees will also receive all due vacation pay.

“To the CA‘s credit,” Garlington adds, “for months now, rather than laying more people off, they have simply not filled positions that have been vacated.”

The guild has asked The Commercial Appeal management to follow the lead of the Cincinnati Post and consider the possibility of voluntary buyouts. These would eliminate the need for layoffs by allowing employees who have devoted a certain number of years to the company the option of having their contracts bought outright. According to a newsletter distributed by the guild, the CA considers this course of action to be a legal liability, though they have not ruled it out entirely.

The guild’s newsletter also states that managing editor Henry Stokes and chief counsel Warren Funk of the CA told guild officials that the layoffs were due to “declining ad sales, flat circulation figures, and a bleak economic forecast.” There was also an indication from the guild that additional staff cuts might be forthcoming.

Information provided by Media Marketing Consultants, Inc., shows that from January to March 2001 the CA has improved on the previous year’s advertising sales. The report shows that in that period the newspaper sold 53,244 column-inches of display advertising space, an improvement of 5,724 column-inches over the previous year’s figures.

The Commercial Appeal did not return calls regarding this story. — Chris Davis

Theft Victim: “Please Return My Medication”

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something … stolen? That’s not how the rhyme is supposed to go, but that’s what happened to one Memphis newlywed.

After her wedding on Saturday, April 21st, while she and her husband were staying at the French Quarter Suites in Midtown, the woman — who wishes to remain anonymous — had her truck broken into. The thieves nabbed wedding presents and money for her honeymoon, which has now been postponed because of the theft.

Also stolen was medication used to treat the woman’s diabetes and epilepsy. Along with the medication were a pair of prescription shaded reading glasses that allow her to read, since the black-and-white contrast of text can bring on a seizure. The woman says the cost of the medication, which was stored in prescription bottles, was $3,200 for the four-month supply.

The woman is a senior at the University of Memphis studying special education and history and works as an intern at Memphis Goodwill. Neither her student status nor her job offers medical insurance, leaving her little recourse in getting more medication.

Her main desire is to have the medication returned to her as soon as possible. The pills cannot be used recreationally and might be dangerous if consumed. If anyone knows of their whereabouts or has information relating to the stolen medication, please contact the Memphis Police Department’s auto-theft division at 545-5200. — Chris Przybyszewski

City Schools Going Back To Basics

The Memphis City Schools haVE quietly made a fundamental change in the way reading is taught in the elementary grades.

Beginning this fall, all city elementary schools will use the same set of readers and workbooks. The way reading is taught currently varies from school to school and sometimes even from classroom to classroom in the same grade in the same school.

The new materials were unveiled last week at the MCS Teaching and Learning Academy. The textbooks, published by Scott Foresman, were adopted after a six-month review by principals, teachers, and school board members. They might remind some baby boomer parents of the sort of reading materials used in the Fifties and Sixties, when phonics and “the workbook” were staples of elementary education.

Why is something so retro potentially so revolutionary? Because under former Superintendent Gerry House, MCS adopted something called site-based management which let schools basically call their own shots by choosing from 18 different options.

“The district has an adopted text but it’s been pretty much a free-for-all as to what people really have been using,” says Dr. Susan Dold, English/Language Arts facilitator in the Office of Student Standards, in the current issue of the MCS publication Teaching.

The new reading program is supposed to do two things. By standardizing the curriculum, it recognizes that many children attend more than one elementary school because of the optional program, open enrollment, and general student mobility. In the current system, some students had trouble adapting to new schools and new reading programs. And teachers and administrators found it hard to measure progress because there were so many different methods in use.

The second main feature is close correlation with the Terra Nova standardized test given to all elementary and middle-school students. The test is the basis for the scores by which individual students, schools, and school districts are measured. The low performance of MCS on the test has been widely publicized, and Superintendent Johnnie B. Watson vowed to do something about it when he took over last year. Implementing a systemwide curriculum change in less than a year is in itself considered something of an accomplishment in the school bureaucracy.

The reading selections for each grade range from easy to difficult so that teachers have some flexibility in gearing work to individual student abilities. Every student, however, gets a strong dose of the sort of test-taking skills used on the Terra Nova.

For example, sixth-graders read a passage called “A Trouble-Making Crow” then pick the sentence that does not support the statement “Crows are very secretive” and make predictions about what will happen next in the story. There are also exercises in drawing conclusions, summarizing, separating fact from opinion, and other skills.

Many reading teachers already do that, but the new program will make the process more systematic. Ironically, some of the city schools with the highest standardized test scores, such as Rozelle Elementary and Grahamwood Elementary, allow teachers to do the most free-lancing. — John Branston

School Board Debates Cell Phones, Safety

Student safety seemed to be the theme during student night at Monday’s Memphis City Schools board meeting.

Groups of students, led by their district’s student advisory board member, raised concerns about textbooks, lack of higher-level classes, and cafeteria food.

“Some things never change,” board president Barbara Prescott told the students about their cafeteria complaints.

But some things have. Five of the nine student advisory groups told the board they were concerned with student safety, specifically that metal detectors in district schools needed to be used more effectively and consistently.

Later the board looked at a resolution proposed by Commissioner Patrice Robinson regarding the board’s zero-tolerance policy on electronic devices. Currently the possession of a beeper, pager, or cellular phone results in an automatic three-day board suspension; Robinson’s resolution would have made the offense using a cellular phone rather than possessing one.

Although most of the board agreed that cell phones should not be used or even present in the classroom, the issue became divided over cell phones at after-school activities.

But Commissioner Lora Jobe wondered if having cell phones would make campuses less safe.

“I know it’s old-fashioned, but parents who need their children can still call the office,” said Jobe.

“Safety is one of our main issues,” said Jobe, before observing that it would be best if students didn’t have a quick means to call someone else after an altercation.

“We don’t want a student with a phone to call their big brother and say, ‘Get down here and bring your gun,'” she said.

The board decided to refer the resolution to an ad hoc committee. —Mary Cashiola

E-Commerce Firms Have Mixed Success Here

In the tumultuous world of e-commerce, with “dot-coms” closing around the country, some local firms are doing well while others are experiencing setbacks.

In recent years, firms Barnesandnoble.com, ToysRus.com, PlanetRx.com, and Hallmark-flowers.com have called America’s Distribution Center home. The presence of these new businesses has changed the economic landscape of Memphis.

“I think that what is going on in Memphis right now is that companies that are delivering services are in line with what Memphis’ strengths are,” says Howard Zimmerman, vice president of dotLogix, a provider of business-to-business e-commerce help for both software and distribution.

Memphis’ strength, according to Zimmerman, is distribution between businesses as provided by such mega-companies as FedEx. Firms like those, according to Zimmerman, are doing well in the new e-commerce world.

Others haven’t fared as well. “There are a lot of business-to-consumer applications [e.g., ToysRus.com] that have experienced setbacks and have unfortunately closed,” he says. “That’s part of the business cycle and not out of the ordinary.” This leads Zimmerman to believe that Memphis is “not as susceptible to the market” as other cities with dot.coms providing their economic infrastructure.

Some area businesses are feeling the sting of the new economy. While Barnesandnoble.com and Hallmark-flowers.com have experienced growth, ToysRus.com will soon be closing its distribution site in Memphis.

Jeanne Meyer, vice president of corporate communications for ToysRus.com, says that the company will hand over its online operations and distribution to Amazon.com. ToysRus.com has since moved most of its inventory from its one distribution site, located in Memphis, to Amazon.com’s seven distribution sites.

The Memphis site currently still ships out ToysRus.com’s line of baby products but is scheduled to shut down “in about five weeks,” according to Meyer. She does say that there are efforts to keep the Memphis site open by offering it to other companies. However, the company has already laid off a number of workers, leaving only a “skeleton crew” here.

Chris Przybyszewski

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SELECTED NONFICTIONS

As it is in Larry Brown’s fiction, so be it in Larry Brown’s nonfiction: straight up. Language: straightforward; method: straight-shooting. He’s made that way his way in short stories and novels, in one work of nonfiction (On Fire), and again in nonfiction, now, in Billy Ray’s Farm (Algonquin), a new selection of previously published magazine articles, plus a closing essay titled super-economically “Shack.”

That “shack,” like the author’s writing, is simply put: a set of walls and roof Brown built with his own hands on his own land in Tula, Mississippi, where, if he wishes, he can watch the rain come down, maybe step outside and fish, maybe strum a guitar. Maybe write? Sometime, perhaps, when the tiny building is finally finished and when, as he describes elsewhere in these pages, he is: not on a book tour, not at the Enid Spillway “fish grab,” not at Proud Larry’s in Oxford, not aiming at coyotes, not rescuing goats, not wrestling with a “calfpuller” and mother heifer and unborn calf, and not remembering the kindnesses shown to him by personal hero Harry Crews and an unsung hero praised nonetheless by Flannery O’Connor, Madison Jones.

Brown met Jones in 1989. The occasion: Brown’s first literary conference. And it’s an occasion in Billy Ray’s Farm for Brown to state explicitly what Jones succeeded in doing and what Brown, implicitly, hopes himself to achieve in fiction: “a relentless forward drive of narrative”; “the ordinary things of life [witnessed] with great clarity, [the] weather and seasons and the land that lies around the characters”; “people … caught up in the events around them and swept forward … to the point where drastic actions can result.” In short, fiction populated by “people breathing and moving and acting on their own, as if this story was simply found somewhere, fully formed.” Better put, shorter still: to make something that “makes you forget that you’re reading.”

Needing, however, more than a cow’s prolapsed uterus in the way of “drastic action”? Conflict both internal and external, on a grand scale? People caught up in events and swept forward, even unto certain death? Something nowhere near the “ordinary” but “things,” the weather, the seasons, the land around people so caught, witnessed with great clarity? Anthony Loyd’s My War Gone By, I Miss It So (in paperback from Penguin) may be a story the author found fully formed when he first set foot in Sarajevo in 1993, but you’ll in no way forget you’re reading. You may in fact feel the urge to stop reading and throw up once inside this eyewitness reporter’s heroin-fed brain and inside his depiction of contemporary warfare, Balkans-style and centuries in the making.

That this author is still alive isn’t a matter of luck, it’s a matter of miracle. When he isn’t shooting up on return trips to London, he’s shooting (as cameraman) any number of atrocities and being shot at (as sitting duck) by any number of sides responsible for those atrocities in war-torn Bosnia.

Loyd’s employer was The Times of London, but Loyd’s outlook isn’t a seasoned newspaperman’s cool detachment. He knowingly, repeatedly, recklessly, suicidally (?) plants himself where the going gets tough and the tough (including innocents) get … what? In the way. Of bullets and bayonets and worse. Those bullets and bayonets, backed by bloodthirsty commanders backed by competing, insane nationalisms, this book does something to explain but in no way explains away. Better, as in the case of a kitten making off with a man’s spilled brains or as in the sight of a disoriented crone wielding a man’s severed leg, you, like Loyd, cast your feelings in the bin marked “horrible” and wait “until the night’s darkness paroles them into your dreams.” That a self-professed fuck-up as major as Anthony Loyd could pull himself together and graduate to writing this good must say something about A) the educational might of England or B) the survivor instinct inbred in Loyd from a host of military forefathers. The result either way: a dispatch from the nightmare also known as front-page news.

An altogether different, private, bloodless nightmare presents itself the second you so much as read a word of Roberto Calasso’s Literature and the Gods (Knopf), the private portion being the realization, despite education and reading, you don’t know squat. The least but immediate of the book’s virtues? It’s short. Meaning: a complete reread isn’t an option, it’s a given. The topic: nothing less than the foundation of Literature itself, with a capital L; man’s perception of the gods as real entities, interceding, wrecking, inspiring earthly affairs and stretching back to archaic Greece and antique Rome; the much earlier source of that interplay, the early Vedic verses and ritual practices of India; and the revolutionary reworking of individual consciousness that took place in 19th-century Germany and France, according to avant-garde theories of artistic creation, the very well-spring of modernism. Course requirements: a working knowledge (preferably in the original but translations, for wimps, provided) of Baudelaire, Heine, Helderlin, Lautreamont, Mallarme, Nabokov, Nietzsche, and Novalis, and never will you feel stupider than you will reading this book. Dig out from college your thinking cap and forget about forgetting you’re reading.

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A Dog’s Life

One evening last January, Brenda Grant was on her way home from work when she got a call from her daughter. An animal-control officer was at their house and trying to take the family’s three dogs.

When Grant arrived home a short while later, there were four police cars surrounding the house; her daughter was sitting in the back of one of them. Grant’s dogs were in an animal-control vehicle.

According to an elderly neighbor, Grant’s 14-year-old daughter and the animal-control officer had gotten into a verbal confrontation, and when the officer tried to enter the house to get the dog she had seen running loose in the front yard, Grant’s daughter shoved her arm out of the doorway. The officer at some point decided to take all three dogs, even the two that were still chained in the backyard.

Grant was issued a ticket for having two dogs running at large and for four dogs without licenses or vaccinations. She was also issued a Juvenile Court summons for her daughter. But Brenda Grant’s ordeal was far from over.

Grant called the Memphis Animal Shelter and was told that impounded animals were held for three days for the owner and then were held another seven if deemed suitable for adoption. Because she works two jobs, she had a friend call and ask as well, just to make sure she knew the timetable.

According to Grant, her dogs were taken on Wednesday night. She remembers because she doesn’t work on Tuesdays, and at the time she thought about calling her mother but remembered she’d be at the church she attends on Wednesdays. Her ticket, however, handwritten by the animal-control officer, says the date was Tuesday, January 23rd.

Depending on who you believe, Saturday would have been either the dogs’ third or fourth day at the shelter. Grant, her mother, and a friend arrived at 10 a.m. Saturday, the time the shelter opens to the public. They found their dogs, took the cards off the cages — tags used to identify each dog with date impounded, date due out, sex, and breed — and went to the front to pay. They stood in line for 10 to 15 minutes before getting to the window and giving the tags to the man at the counter.

“He called back to the back and then said into the phone, ‘You’re kidding.’ And then he looked at me and said, ‘They’ve already been put down,'” says Grant.

“They had removed my dogs from cages that had no tags on them and put them to sleep while we were in line waiting to pay the fines and take them home.”

The Memphis Animal Shelter is a squat gray brick building near the airport on Tchulahoma Road. Inside it sounds as if the very hounds of hell have been unleashed — the barking is ear-splittingly continuous. The smell is a combination of warm bodies, wet fur, fear, and ammonia. And it seems as if in almost every inch of space is a kennel or a cage with one or two animals inside, watching everyone who passes by.

R. Kenneth Childress has been the shelter’s manager since 1991; before that he worked with humane societies in Orlando and Washington state. He says that by city ordinance a stray animal — any animal not surrendered by the owner at the shelter — has 72 hours, or three days, for the owner to claim it.

“You don’t count the first day, you don’t count the last day, and you don’t count any days that we are closed,” says Childress.

He says that Grant came in one day after the holding period but acknowledges that things like that can and have happened.

“Saturday is a bad day for us, and they didn’t do euthanasia before the shelter opened one time and a similar situation happened. It’s just one of those things,” says Childress. “Because euthanasia is such a part of the daily routine here. It’s picking the wrong animal. It’s not verifying the numbers.

“None of the people can put an animal to sleep if none of that works. They have to come get a supervisor and have it signed off, but it doesn’t prevent accidents from happening. It doesn’t prevent the officer who picks up your dog today, on the 17th, to put down the 16th. And if the dog was entered on the 16th, and you come in Saturday to get it, it wouldn’t be here.

“On the other side of the coin, from a technician’s and the shelter’s point of view, life goes on. You don’t even expect [the owners] to come get [the animals] the majority of the time.”

Grant says that no one ever apologized, but instead she was told that animal control had been out to the house on numerous occasions. “Bottom line, they put the blame on me,” she says.

“I’ve lost a lot of faith in the system. The card is there for them to know what dog to get. Without the card, why did they even take them?”

Incidents like this one, as well as stories much worse, have kept humane and animal-rescue groups concerned about what’s going on inside the city-run facility. Although many local group members would not go on the record for fear of repercussions from the shelter administration, rumors involving animal mistreatment at the shelter — if not outright cruelty — abound within the circle of rescue workers.

Grant’s three dogs were just a few of the 16,000 impounded by the shelter each year. That averages out to 1,300 per month or about 44 per day. Most of these animals never leave the shelter. Because of irresponsible pet owners as well as the shelter’s shortcomings in organization, policy, and community outreach, about 1,100 animals are destroyed every month.

Last year, the shelter went through a thorough evaluation of everything from administrative practices to the outside appearance of the building. And now shelter officials, still investigating a payroll problem discovered in late January, say they’re in the process of changing for the better. But can an old dog learn new tricks?

HOUNDS IN HELL

Over 20 years ago, Beverly King founded the Animal Protection Association of Memphis (APA) because of something her sister told her. Members of a humane society in South Carolina had been trying to outlaw a euthanasia device they considered inhumane. King found out that the Memphis shelter used the same device and began a campaign against it that eventually led to the 1980 Tennessee Dog and Cat Humane Death Act.

Meanwhile, the group remained involved with the shelter. During the next 20 years they helped organize and run the “low cost” and “almost free” spay and neuter programs at the shelter.

A few years ago, they started hearing about something that chilled them to the bone. In 1997, the animal shelter in West Memphis, Arkansas, was short-staffed. Sherrie Beede was that shelter’s worker charged with the task of bringing Arkansas’ strays to the Memphis Animal Shelter for euthanasia.

“I said, ‘Sherrie, this will be a good experience,'” says Julanne Ingram, the president of the Humane Society of East Arkansas, a group that works within the West Memphis shelter. Ingram assumed Beede would learn how other shelters did the lethal procedure. Instead, says Ingram, “she came back absolutely horrified.”

Beede declined to be interviewed for this article, as did Memphis Animal Shelter employees. However, in a signed statement from 1997, Beede said, “Every time I carried puppies or cats, they were always given an IC [intracardiac] injection with no sedation beforehand. The animals would holler, but no one ever came back to check on what was happening.” After being injected, the statement continues, she saw puppies get off the floor and flop around for about 15 minutes before dying.

Ingram called Grace Thompson, then-president of the APA, who called Childress and Memphis Director of Public Services and Neighborhoods Donnie Mitchell.

The animal activists were told it did not happen and that Beede did not know what she was seeing. “But,” says Ingram, “an animal is either sedated or it’s not.”

An IC or intracardiac injection is delivered directly into the animal’s heart, where it is pumped immediately to the brain. Of the different types of pentobarbital injections — intravenous, intracardiac, intraperitoneal, and intraheptic, injected into the veins, heart, abdomen, and liver, respectively — the intracardiac is the fastest-acting yet is also one of the most difficult to perform. According to the Handbook of Pentobarbital Euthanasia, a guidebook with input from the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and the American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA), “an injection into a conscious animal’s chest is stressful and undoubtedly painful, especially if the technician is unable to locate the heart on the first attempt. For this reason, an IC injection should be administered only to an animal that is already unconscious.”

Rumors of other incidents continued to proliferate: dogs with obvious medical conditions — broken hips or puncture wounds still oozing blood — being ignored; a dog being stepped on to complete a failed euthanasia attempt; animals that were being put down before their time was officially up; others that would simply “disappear.” And it was hard not to notice shelter employees hosing cages down to clean them while the animals shivered inside.

In January 1999 the APA asked Donnie Mitchell if the shelter could go through a National Animal Control Association (NACA) evaluation. The group cited a list of problems that they had observed “as ongoing” at the shelter during the previous two to three years, including various problems with security, housing, sanitation, food, euthanasia, and violations of city and state cruelty codes.

“We kept seeing things go wrong,” says King. “Donnie Mitchell didn’t know about NACA. We said, ‘This is what they do. APA will pay.'” Mitchell agreed, and the city and the APA split the cost.

Around the same time, though, the shelter in Marion, Arkansas, was also training a technician.

“She came to our shelter to get some hands-on training in euthanasia,” says Ingram. “She said, ‘I’m just stunned. It’s so quiet.'” Ingram asked her what she meant and the woman explained that they, too, had been taking their animals to the Memphis shelter for euthanasia.

“She said, ‘There is no way for me to describe what they do. It’s horrendous. They were just sticking unsedated puppies.'”

Because animals are different sizes and breeds, finding the heart is not always easy. If the animal is sedated, it makes it relatively easier for both the technician and the animal. But if animals are scared, unsedated, and trying to move around, it can take numerous tries before the injection finds its target.

Ingram scheduled a meeting that included the Arkansas trainee, Ken Childress, Donnie Mitchell, Keenon McCloy (deputy director of the Division of Public Services and Neighborhoods), and several witnesses.

After the meeting Mitchell issued a statement reading in part: “Ingram’s group told Ms. McCloy and Mr. Childress that six months or a year before, one of the Marion, Arkansas, employees had witnessed one of our employees heart-sticking a dog without anesthetizing it first. Upon hearing this allegation, I immediately investigated the matter and issued a directive to all animal shelter employees that under no circumstance should an animal be euthanized in that manner.”

NACA UNEARTHS A BONE

NACA is a non-profit organization based in Kansas City, Missouri. Started in 1978, its primary focus has always been training people in animal control. In 1993, however, they started doing program evalutions at shelters around the country and now visit about 10 shelters a year.

Johnnie Mays, the executive director of the association, and one of his staff members spent about a week at the Memphis Animal Shelter last year, conducting interviews with staff and community members and watching the day-to-day activities of the shelter.

“Our job is to point out the strengths and weaknesses,” says Mays.

NACA evaluated the shelter’s physical structure, administration, field operations, procedures, and community relations. Then they listed over 100 items they felt the shelter could improve upon, rating them as either a 1 (an immediate need), a 2 (should be implemented in 3-6 months), or a 3 (should be implemented in 6-12 months).

“Overcrowding was a problem. They need more room,” Mays says when asked about his general impressions of the shelter. “There were also some staffing issues. They were short-staffed both in the field and in the kennel.”

NACA also reported that animals routinely stay in the kennels while the kennels are hosed down, due in part to the understaffing. It rated this situation a 1, adding that animals should be moved while the kennels are being cleaned. The report acknowledged that such a change would increase staff cleaning time but would help prevent the spread of disease.

As for Brenda Grant’s situation, in which her dogs were put down while she waited to pay for their release, the audit suggests this could happen to anyone: “On one occasion, a staff member was unable to confirm the proper identification of an animal scheduled for euthanasia. This situation was brought to the attention of a supervisor, who ‘signed off’ on the euthanasia without determining the correct animal had been selected.

“Animals are frequently euthanized prior to the shelter opening for the public in the morning. Although these animals may be eligible for adoption on their fourth day (or even had a potential adopter assigned to it), some animals are not given the opportunity to be placed in a new home. A few citizens interviewed stated that they had traveled to the Animal Shelter on the fourth day of an animal’s impoundment, hoping to adopt a specific animal, then discovered that it had been euthanized.”

And although Childress says that euthanasia is performed only in the morning, the study team was told that it is performed any time the shelter needs more space.

But perhaps the most shocking part of the audit was that NACA reported seeing the same thing that had horrified the rescue groups: animals being given intracardiac injections without anesthetic.

“During the course of the on-site study, workers were observed on several occasions performing IC injections on alert dogs and cats (these animals were not offered any anesthetizing agent prior to the lethal injection),” said the audit. NACA added a side note saying that it, the AVMA, and the HSUS all agree that intracardiac injections should never be performed on alert animals.

After he got the report, Childress says he called NACA to double-check the finding. Then he met with the staff.

“I said, ‘Having somebody from the inspection team there, why would anybody not follow protocol? I was nonplussed. It was outrageous,” says Childress.

To ensure it wouldn’t happen again, the shelter manager added another person to do euthanasia and gave the technicians more time so they wouldn’t feel rushed. And the person Childress suspects as being the one NACA saw doing IC injections no longer works at the facility.

“Shelter workers try to detach themselves from that, but you’ve got to be careful,” says Childress, “because all of a sudden you get out of sync and instead of being caring anymore, you just have a disregard. And that’s a common problem with shelters everywhere.”

Mays also has a possible reason why the IC injections had been done without sedation.

“It used to be a common practice in this business several years ago. Typically, it’s an issue of lack of training,” says Mays. “I don’t see it as people doing it intentionally [to be cruel].”

Before the NACA evaluation, most of the training at the shelter was on-the-job, with a one-day orientation before beginning work. Euthanasia is done by certified technicians who have completed three days of training.

After reporting that “some field personnel have very little confidence in their own animal-handling techniques,” and that the catch-pole, a device used to restrain wild or aggressive animals, was overused, NACA observed that “increased training in animal behavior and capture technique is needed.”

“Training is too often viewed as a luxury and is thus often the target of budget-cutting initiatives. It is also common for supervisory and mid-management personnel to complain about the scheduling of in-service training because it pulls people out of the field,” said the NACA audit.

But even though extensive and continuous training could solve most of the shelter’s problems, there is one that will remain: the sheer volume of animals impounded by the shelter each year. And that problem in turn causes others — such as overcrowding — that cannot be corrected so easily.

“The volume of animals — it’s unbelievable,” says Mitchell. “It’s so many and we’re moving so fast, some of them get euthanized early.”

Sixty percent of the roughly 16,000 animals the shelter impounds a year are strays. The rest come from pet owners who, for whatever reason, surrender them to the system.

“People ask how we can reduce euthanasia. I’ll tell you right now,” says Childress. “I can reduce it by 40 percent. We can just not take in all the pets from the owners who don’t want their animals anymore.”

“Animal control is just treating a symptom,” adds Childress, “a symptom of irresponsible pet ownership.” To him, the public sees animal control as the villains for putting the animals to sleep. What they don’t see is where the problem comes from in the first place. They don’t see the people who have not spayed or neutered their pets, or the ones who don’t train their pets when they’re young, so that later the animal develops behavioral problems and has to be put to sleep.

“If you asked everybody what causes pollution, they’ll say, well, ‘Exxon,’ or ‘all these chemical companies,'” says Childress. “But you know who causes pollution?” he asks. “We all do.”

CHANGING THEIR SPOTS

After receiving a copy of NACA’s evaluation and suggested implementation plan for the shelter, Childress began a training program wherein experienced members of the staff, with Childress co-training, teach their co-workers.

“The training side was where a lot of things fell through,” says Childress. “[The new training program] is probably one of the best things we’ve done here.”

Not that it’s been easy.

“When you run shifts and you run a 24-hour operation and you don’t have enough people to begin with, you’re stretched. And we’ve not done training for a long period of time, so making a commitment to do it was a big leap,” says Childress. But it’s something to which shelter officials say they are committed.

The shelter also plans to make another big leap in a few years — into a new facility. The city has appropriated $7.7 million for the plan over the next two years and Mitchell says they’re currently trying to find a suitable location, as well as looking at other shelters around the country.

The current facility on Tchulahoma was built in the 1970s on 10 acres of the airport’s land. It has about 150 kennels and almost 200 cages and runs at 100 percent capacity most of the year.

“It’s the pits,” says Childress. “We can’t really do anything else about it.” Recently, they finished about $100,000 worth of work on one wing of the shelter, including new kennels and benches for animals to sit on while the cages are being cleaned.

“We just went to San Francisco,” says Mitchell. “That’s the place area rescue people say to go to.” The city has two shelters, one of them run by the SPCA that will take any treatable animals the other shelter, run by city animal control, is not able to place. Mitchell says he is interested in implementing a happy medium between the two.

“We want to move from being a shelter that’s just warehousing animals,” says Mitchell.

Childress agrees. “The concept when they built this shelter is going to be different from what our concept is going to be when we build a new shelter.” Instead of just a place to house stray animals, Childress wants a place where people will feel comfortable coming and adopting a pet.

“We want to get a larger share of the animals going into homes in our community. We’re going to try to focus on that.” Childress says that they’re thinking about working more closely with volunteers and rescue groups in the future to help with adoption outreaches.

And in the plans for the new facility Mitchell is also looking for input from animal-rescue groups. He says that together they can come up with a system that works.

“We’re not going to run the same type of operation,” says Mitchell. “We have work to do, and we plan to do it.”

You can e-mail Mary Cashiola at cashiola@memphisflyer.com.

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wednesday, april 25th

Back at AutoZone Park, it s Arts Day at the Ballpark, a free event sponsored by the Memphis Arts Council, which features arts performances, kids activities, baseball-related art, a big game between artists and suits, and live music by the Daddy Mack Blues Band. There s a CD release party and concert by Billy Gibson tonight at the Center for Southern Folklore, which continues later at the P&H CafÇ, where he ll be playing with the Chris Parker Trio.

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SPAM!!!

There can be no doubt that certain corporate entities — newspapers for instance — can develop personalities that are so strong that they take on a life of their own. Somehow we think that the following e-message addressed to the Flyer s Letters to the Editor section is taking things a bit too far:

According to our records, it begins, letters@memphisflyer.com was registered back in May for our FREE cruise packages for two. Congratulations, you WON!!! The e-mail goes on to explain the process our Letters to the Editor section must go through in order to claim its prize, including You may leave the second party blank if you are not sure who will be going along with you. After careful consideration letters@memphisflyer.com has chosen letters@memphismagazine.com as its traveling companion. It was either that or the Watson s girl.

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TOURIST TRAPS

At a conference on how to promote heritage in the South, Cheryl Hargrove, a tourist consultant from St. Simon s Island, Georgia, was recently quoted as saying that an area s historical sights must be actually, precisely what [they] claim to be. In spite of Hargrove s advice no efforts have been made to reintroduce yellow fever into the neighborhoods around Memphis Bayou Gayoso, nor has the National Civil Rights Museum petitioned MATA, asking that African Americans ride in the back of all buses routed past the Lorraine Motel. Sure it s dangerous and degrading business, but hey it s for the tourists.

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SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

Rock on, Josie. You know we all want to see the good guys win. Thirty-two years after her dangerous curves and crazy sound made her the biggest star to ever emerge from the suburbs of Riverdale, the original red rocker, one Ms. Josie McCoy, finally makes her big-screen debut. And while it s really hard to be too enthusiastic about what must be the most disingenuous creation in all of creation, it s hard not to like Josie and the Pussycats, Universal Pictures latest bit of appropriated pop culture. If I were bucking to get my name on the movie poster I d say it s slyly self-aware, unassuming in its garishness, and, in its own way, very nearly perfect. What I mean by that, of course, is that for a 60s comic strip turned 70s Saturday morning cartoon come to extra perky life on the big screen in 2001 it could be a whole lot worse.

The Pussycats were invented by that wholesome bunch from Archie Comics who gave us Betty and Veronica, Archie, Moose, Jughead, and any number of other nonthreatening teenage stereotypes. As you might imagine, as rockers go Josie and the Pussycats were never terribly rebellious. Over time they steadily evolved into groovy, Scooby Doo-style sleuths, playing their hearts out then knocking the stuffing out of bad guys all the while wearing their cute kitty-cat ears and their leopard-spotted bikini tops. For girls, the Pussycats became positive role models with Barbie-like figures, naturally but for prepubescent boys, the G-rated comic might as well have been porn. A single sight gag in the film referencing the non-feline connotations of the word pussy drives that particular point home with a bullet. This is, however, the raciest moment in a not too racy film that received a PG-13 rating for mild sensuality. And while these new celluloid Pussycats do wear some mighty revealing outfits, they seem like modest Amish frocks compared to the skimpy duds they wore in the funny pages.

Although the look has been updated, the Josie and the Pussycats film is an Archie Comic come to life in every way. You sense the moral coming from the second the first guitar chord sounds. In this case it s an object lesson about marketing and mass media aimed at the eternally status-obsessed teenager. The poor Pussycats, who have been playing on the streets for tips, are chased away by the police when they quite literally bump into evil talent agent Wyatt Frame (played with slimy two-dimensional gusto by Alan Cumming), who s desperate to locate the next big thing. Within a week of their encounter the Pussycats are the next big thing, with the number-one record in the country and legions upon legions of fans. It all seems too good to be true, and it is. You see, the record company is in cahoots with a secret government agency to keep the nation s economy strong by hiding subliminal messages in the Pussycat s music that turns teenagers into mindless consumption machines. Corporate logos for Coke, McDonald s, and Target cover nearly every on-screen surface, and scenes depicting poor, hypnotized mall rats out shopping for more, more, and more have all the tacky texture of a John Waters film. It goes without saying that the Pussycats eventually discover their bosses plans for world domination and make plans to stop them.

Rachael Leigh Cook makes an ideal Josie. She s all sweetness and spunk with no edge to her at all. Bedazzling in her kitty ears and tail, she s every inch a bubblegum fantasy with her sexy sneer and low-slung guitar. Rosario Dawson and Tara Reid are likewise well-cast as the sensitive and brainy Val and the dippy Mel. But make no mistake, this is Parker Posey s show. As Fiona the wicked music producer, Posey lisps comic venom at every turn while slinking about in what appears to be a Valium-induced haze. And she s not really evil at heart, it s just it s just sniff she always wanted to be popular in school, but she never was.

Though there is no way to review any major Hollywood production that warns of the evils of product placement with a straight face, there isn t anything wrong with a film that encourages kids to worry less about consuming products their favorite stars use and to focus more on doing their own thing. Still, you have to realize that the whole thing is a commercial for a soundtrack, action figures, and Josie-style headbands, not to mention Target, Coke, and McDonald s.