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VIEWPOINT: American Gigolo

Come up off your color chart/I know where you’re coming from./Call me!

— Blondie

Last week, a fast-paced, clearly satirical ad, funded by the Republican National Committee and produced by Scott Howell, the muckraking media consultant behind the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, was pulled from circulation after receiving negative attention from the national news media. The ad, which featured a melange of colorfully quaint and comically sleazy miscreants who might have wandered off the set of a Coen brothers movie, attacked Democratic senatorial candidate Harold Ford Jr. on a number of fronts. It was, according to its detractors, a racist ploy created to stir up the lingering Southern white prejudice against interracial relationships.

An editorial in The Commercial Appeal called the ad an “insult.” The New York Times described it as a transparently “racist appeal to Tennessee voters.” The Chattanooga Times Free Press minced no words, either, saying, “A black man, a white woman, more than a hint of sex. … [C]learly the hope is that viewers will free-associate to a word like ‘miscegenation.’”

And there you have it: a controversy based not on the ad’s many misleading assertions but entirely on a presumed hope that voters psychologically inclined to free-associate along stereotypically racist lines may see things that aren’t actually in the commercial.

The ad’s harshest critics have centered their complaint around only one of the eight oddball characters presented — a white girl who claims to have met Junior at a Playboy party and who delivers the spot’s now-infamous catchphrase, “Harold, call me.” But the trampy little snowflake isn’t the only character who likes the cut of Junior’s jib. The spot begins with an African-American female praising Ford’s physical attributes and asking, “Isn’t that enough?”

The obvious question: Would critics of the spot still see racist overtones if the race of these two characters were reversed, or if both women had been played by either black or white actresses? The uncomfortable answer: Yes, someone looking for a racist angle could find it no matter how the spot was cast. That makes it pretty tough for the GOP to get their politically expedient and decidedly non-racist message across.

Love him or hate him, Ford has waged a smart campaign, and by getting well to the right of Republican candidate Bob Corker on key issues, he’s effectively diffused his opponent’s frequent attempts to tar him as a liberal. Ford’s mildly controversial use of a church as the backdrop for one of his ads appealed to women and conservative-leaning swing voters, who will certainly decide this tight election. “Call Me” was clearly aimed at these two groups, reminding them that deep down inside all Democrats are American gigolos given to dirty, Clintonian urges.

Any other reading is, as the Times Free Press acknowledges, free association. Why would the RNC go into a tight race and waste good money trying to convince white racists — the one group certain to vote against a black candidate — to vote against the black candidate? Factor into that equation an October poll by SurveyUSA suggesting that Corker may receive up to 23 percent of Tennessee’s traditionally Democratic African-American vote, and claims that “Call Me” is overtly racist seem even less substantial.

While shooting at Confederate phantoms, almost everyone criticizing the ad has either missed or minimized its real shortcomings. What of the man in camouflage suggesting that Ford wants to take his guns away — even though the congressman’s most recent NRA rating is a gentleman’s C? Who’s bellyaching about the leather-vested codger who says Ford wants him to pay taxes after he’s dead or the comical sleazebag who reminds viewers that Ford once accepted campaign contributions from a pornographic producer. (The RNC, as it turns out, does as well.)

Over the past six years, the GOP, and Scott Howell in particular, have turned out numerous deceitful, hypocritical ads designed to assassinate the character of Democratic candidates. “Call Me” may very well be as dirty as anything Howell and his Republican partners have produced, just not for the obvious reasons — which, at second glance, aren’t so obvious after all.

Chris Davis is a Flyer staff writer.

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Kallen Esperian Does Lunch — At Calvary

So you’re planning on going out tonight to get trashed on cheap wine at some back-alley Halloween party hosted by a gaggle of crackhead drag queens. No problem.

Head over to Calvary Episcopal Church tomorrow at noon for one of their free weekly luncheon concerts, and you’ll feel that sin washed away in no time.

This week’s featured performer is local opera maven Kallen Esperian. People usually dish out big bucks to watch her perform, so don’t miss this rare opportunity to see her for free. If you’re not too hungover, the seafood newburg is on the menu for $6.

For more, check out the Flyer’s searchable listings.

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Memphis Is Home of the Cash Cow

Ever heard the rumor that a check written on the side of a cow can be used as legal tender? Well, for starters, it’s an urban legend. But the myth got its start in 1967 after the Memphis Press-Scimitar published a story with the headline: A CHECK CAN BE WRITTEN ON A COW.

Apparently, some intrepid reporter had seen a fictional TV show on the BBC, and took its plot a little too seriously. The show, Misleading Cases, featured a character named Albert Haddock, who attempted to pay his income tax by writing a check on a cow.

For more on this and many other urban legends, go here.

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Steve Cohen, Cybill Shepherd to Attend Clinton Event

This just in from the Steve Cohen camp: The congressional candidate will be attending the Bill Clinton event on Wednesday, November 1st at the COGIC Temple of Deliverance. The former president will be here to endorse the Democratic ticket, including Harold Ford Jr. for Senate.

Both mayors will also be there, as will Cybill Shepherd. According to the release sent out by the Cohen campaign: “Ms. Shepherd, upon hearing of the event, chartered a flight to return to Memphis to join Senator Steve Cohen, the Democratic ticket, and the former President of the United States. Shepherd said the election of Sen. Cohen and Congressman Ford is ‘important to women everywhere as the balance of power in the U.S. Congress is at risk, while the right to choice for women along with equal pay for equal work and child care and education issues are also in balance.'”

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Scary Stuff

Ditch the kids at the not-so-haunted church trick-or-treat ice-cream social and head to Midtown’s historic Annesdale-Snowden neighborhood for a hair-raisingly frightening tour through Nightshade Manor Haunted House.

Designed by haunted-house enthusiast Kevin Gaiman, the eerie warehouse boasts 3,500 square feet of film-quality sets with meticulous attention to detail. He’s been working on the design since January.

Cobwebs, roaches, fake blood, and other nasties dominate every inch of space not occupied by an actor or a creepy mannequin. Antique photos of innocent-looking children become holograms of skeletons when viewed from a certain angle, and it’s nearly impossible to tell the animatronics from the real actors ready to jump out and frighten their victims.

Tickets are $12 or $10 with a donation of two cans of food. The canned goods and 10 percent of the gross proceeds benefit the Memphis Food Bank.

Nightshade Manor Haunted House, 1301 Heistan Place.

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The 10 Most Dangerous Cities — And Memphis Isn’t On The List!

St. Louis, home of the world champion Cardinals, is now the “most dangerous city in America.” At least, according to a ranking firm called Morgan Quitmo.

And surprise, surprise, as Gomer used to say: Memphis is nowhere to be seen on the list. The top 10: Gary, Indiana; Youngstown, Ohio; Oakland, California;Cleveland, Ohio; Birmingham, Alabama; Camden, New Jersey; Compton, California; Flint, Michigan; Detroit, Michigan; and finally, the home of the world champs! Go here, for more.

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FROM MY SEAT: The Tipping Point

With their All-Star forward on the sidelines for the season’s first several weeks, playoff prospects for the 2006-07 Memphis Grizzlies don’t look all that promising. Nonetheless, the upcoming NBA campaign — the Griz open their season at home Wednesday night against New York — should be among the most compelling since the franchise’s arrival in 2001. And here’s why: the team’s management and players are working at cross-purposes.

Simply put, the personalities that shape this year’s Grizzlies squad make for an odd mix. The head coach (Mike Fratello) is in the last year of his contract. The team’s Hall of Fame president (Jerry West) has already announced he’ll retire at season’s end. For these two key principals, winning now — this season — is central to their decision-making. While each would claim a vision beyond the next 82 games, their reputations — particularly Fratello’s — will be measured by wins and losses between now and next April.

Then you look at the roster. Pau Gasol — the bearded face of the franchise, now and for the near future — will sit until his broken foot heals. Don’t look for the big Spaniard to make his usual impact until the new year. End result? There’s a considerable amount of scoring and rebounding left in the hands of a supporting cast divided between veterans on the down side of their career curves (Damon Stoudamire, Eddie Jones, Chucky Atkins) and young guns packed with potential but with limited minutes on their pro resumes (Dahntay Jones, Hakim Warrick, Rudy Gay). You’re coach Fratello for a night: who gets to play?

Complicating the mix further is the once-and-future enigma that is Stromile Swift, back after a year in Houston where he averaged 8.9 points and 4.4 rebounds for the Rockets. (You can likely put these figures on Swift’s career tombstone, whenever the former SEC Player of the Year at LSU hangs ‘em up.) As much as I’ve tried, I can’t figure out why Swift would be sought by the Grizzlies’ brass in the deal that sent Shane Battier to Houston. The electrifying collegiate talents of Gay were clearly the prize in West’s decision to ship the beloved community centerpiece Battier had become. But Swift? A player who, for five years (all the way back to the team’s days in Vancouver), had fallen short of each and every expectation? If he had value to the team, why let him go — merely a year ago — in the first place? It’s like the chemical an abuser simply can’t put down.

If I’m in Fratello’s shoes these first couple of months, I treat the Pau-less games as an extended preseason, one in which the kids are going to get every chance — and a little more Ð to earn minutes in my rotation. Reaching the playoffs in the Western Conference next spring would be challenge enough with Gasol on board all season. Without him, the priority should be developing the likes of Gay and Warrick to be Gasol’s wingmen when the 2007-08 season opens.

But there’s the catch. Chances are, Fratello won’t be here a year from now. On a Tuesday night in Denver, his team down five entering the fourth quarter with a chance for a rare road victory, will Fratello trust Gay as a scoring option? Will he let Warrick defend Carmelo Anthony? More than likely, the ball will go to Mike Miller on the offensive end, and Jones will be given the deadly defensive assignment. The lessons learned for Gay and Warrick will come on a chalkboard.

Memphis hasn’t experienced a transition year with its still-young NBA franchise. There were two dreadful seasons before Hubie Brown worked his magic in 2003-04. Two playoff appearances have followed under the fancy new roof at FedExForum. But you can mark down the upcoming season as a turning point in Memphis Grizzlies history. The drama over the months ahead will be in determining exactly which direction the team turns.

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Debates Double Up: Ford vs. Corker; Cohen vs. Ford vs. White

With two critical political debates occurring at the same hour on local television Saturday night – and with the Tennessee Volunteers playing South Carolina simultaneously – it would be strange indeed if local electronics dealers didn’t experience a run on their TiVo inventories.

On WREG-TV, News Channel 3, Memphis and Shelby County viewers could watch a live feed of the U.S. Senate debate between former Chattanooga mayor Bob Corker, the Republican, and U,S. Rep. Harold Ford Jr. the Democrat. Over on WMC-TV, Action News 5, the three candidates for Rep. Ford’s 9th District congressional seat – Democrat Steve Cohen, Republican Mark White, and independent Jake Ford – were having at it.

Both events, unfortunately, were being telecast during the 7p.m.-8 p.m. time slot.

And, although some initial reviews suggested fewer fireworks than usual, both encounters had their fair share for the attentive viewer. Messrs. Ford and Cohen, tangled at LeMoyne-Owen College over the issue of a Ford dynasty – with Cohen quipping, “I know Harold Ford Sr. I know Harold Ford Jr. And Mr. [Jake] Ford is no Harold Ford Sr. or Harold Ford Jr.” Candidate Ford took his own shot later on, accusing Cohen of having smoked marijuana with members of the news media.

For his part, White seemed intent on playing the same “independent” game as Ford, fuzzing political lines with a statement acknowledging that he had been critical of President Bush and suggesting that a congressman’s first loyalty was to “community,” not political party. (Speaking of lines, he also drew “a line in the sand” on the issue of same-sex marriage, saying that “my God” forbade his accepting it, while both Ford and Cohen professed openness to civil-union procedures while distancing themselves from gay marriage per se.)

Signalling what appears to be a new attack strategy aimed at Cohen, White’s campaign manager, Howie Morgan, emailed several press releases after Saturday’s debate, aimed at underscoring Cohen’s reputed past experience with marijuana, his alleged prickliness as a state senator, and his purported support for gay marriage. The strategy coincided with favorable remarks made about Cohen last week by GOP chairman Bill Giannini and may be designed to halt attrition of White’s votes in Cohen’s favor.

The Senate debate, at Vanderbilt University, was notable for Rep. Ford’s efforts, more pronounced than usual, to get to the right of Republican Corker — particularly when he pledged himself to lower taxes while accusing his opponent of having raised taxes three times during his tenure as Chattanooga mayor.

Ford appeared to conflate Corker’s service as state finance commissioner in the mid-90s with former Governor Don Sundquist’s later income-tax proposals. Corker responded by reminding Ford that his mservice in the Sundquist administration had ended prior to that point, during Sundquist’s first term.

The candidates converged at the center on most issues, requiring some close between-the-lines scrutiny on occasion, as when Corker distanced himself from the concept of private Social Security accounts but allowed as how “later,” when the system’s solvency was assured for time to come, they might be re-examined.

Similarly, Ford appeared to be advocating means-testing for Social Security recipients without exactly saying so. His formula involved distributing benefits “first to the people who need it most.”

Surprisingly, the Memphis congressman also declined a specific answer when asked about recent ads against him by the Corker campaign and the Republican National Committee. As if to offset the image of himself as a playboy in one of the most discussed attack ads, the oft-discussed “bimbo” ad, the 36-year-old Ford took pains to address several audience questioners in their ‘20s as “young fellow.”

Appearing the next day on Fox News Sunday, Ford followed up the issue by saying that the ad didn’t seem to him to be racially inspired but was “smut,” unsuitable for the “family values” of Tennessee TV audiences.

He elaborated on what a Senate victory by him would mean: “What Tennesseans will get is a Jesus-loving, gun-supporting believer that family should come first, that taxes should be lowered, and that America should be strong. When Tennesseans send us to the Senate, that’s what they’ll get in my votes, and that’s what they’ll get in the kind of leadership that we have not had in the Senate over the last six years.”

— Jackson Baker