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Planned Parenthood Celebrates Launch of Title X Services and More in Inaugural Roundup

Planned Parenthood of Tennessee and North Mississippi (PPTNM) launched its Title X services on Wednesday, November 29th, and has already served 129 people.

Ashley Coffield, CEO of PPTNM, said these services are meant to provide “free and low-cost family planning services such as birth control, STI testing and treatment, wellness exams, gender-affirming care, and more.”

PPTNM was awarded $3.9 million to be used over the next three years. According to Planned Parenthood Action Fund, this is part of a grant that was issued by Virginia League for Planned Parenthood through a “sub-grant.”

The funds were awarded so PPTNM could continue providing free care to patients in need after it was announced in April that the state of Tennessee was no longer eligible for Title X funding. This was due to the state’s inability to provide “abortion referrals upon client request.”

PPTNM is still dedicated to giving patients the “abortion care they deserve,” even with the barriers the state has imposed.

“We’re navigating patients out of state by arranging their logistics, giving them money for travel, and helping them with the cost of their services,” said Coffield “Through October, we have navigated 632 patients out of state for abortion services and have spent $97,429 on their travel expenses.”

The organization celebrated this milestone along with other 2023 accomplishments during its inaugural event “The Talk,” hosted on November 30th via Zoom.

Coffield was joined by PPTNM’s senior manager of education Victoria Freeland and Tennessee Advocates for Planned Parenthood’s (TAPP) executive director Francie Hunt, who were present to provide updates in healthcare, education, and more. Officials also previewed some of the organization’s goals for 2024.

Aimee Lewis, vice president of external affairs and chief development officer of PPTNM, called 2023 a “transformational year” for the organization. 

The organization celebrated healthcare wins such as the launch of its mobile health unit in Knoxville, opened to “restore access to in-person reproductive healthcare” for residents in East Tennessee. The original branch was burned down in 2022 and is set to reopen in summer of 2024.

The group has also launched vasectomy services in Memphis and Nashville in order to give men the ability to “control their reproductive futures.”

Planned Parenthood also celebrated the launch of its telehealth app, PP Direct. According to Coffield, this app gives anyone in Tennessee direct access to birth control, UTI treatment, emergency contraceptives, and more. Users can also talk to a Planned Parenthood provider, and even have their birth control delivered to their house.

“We have so far provided services to people in 85 of the 95 counties in Tennessee with PP Direct,” said Coffield.

In addition to expanding telehealth and in-person services, the organization has also chosen to include selected primary care services in their offerings. According to Coffield, if a person came to PPTNM looking for birth control, they also have the option to be treated for non-reproductive treatment such as hypertension.

“Knowing that Planned Parenthood may be the only healthcare provider a patient sees in a year, our health centers have added selected primary care services to address the systemic issues patients face, and the harms those issues can cause their bodies,” said Coffield. “We are a safety net for many patients, and we are expanding our services to meet their needs.”

Coffield thanked PPTNM’s supporters for their generosity as they helped to raise over $8.8 million for fiscal year 2023 (July 2022-June 2023.)

Looking ahead, the organization will be moving toward electronic medical records in 2024, and will also be expanding the range of services offered. It is also currently conducting a statewide “community needs assessment,” which, Freeland explained, allows the organization to “establish baseline information” in order to “tailor education programs and mutual aid distribution.”

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Finally, the Grizzlies Win at FedExForum

Grizzlies entered the night at 3-13 on the season and 0-8 at home. The last time Memphis won a regular season game at home was on April 4, 2023 against the Portland Trail Blazers, 119-109. Entering the night, the Grizzlies were the only team in the association without a home win this season.

That all changed on Wednesday night, as Memphis secured its first home win of the season 105-91. The Jazz fell to 1-8 on the road, while the Grizzlies are 1-8 at home. 

The Grizzlies grabbed a season-high 51 rebounds and blocked a season-high 10 shots as Memphis won by their biggest margin this season.

Memphis scored a season-high 58 points in the paint and outscored Utah 23-9 in fast break points. 

Derrick Rose and David Roddy were inserted into the starting lineup for their first starts of the season. 

Jaren Jackson Jr. led all scorers with 20 points, six rebounds, six blocks and +/- of 14. “The streamers, the ‘Grizz Win’ sign, not hearing that one song that comes on after a loss,” said Jackson Jr. on the first home win. “The [Kelsey Wright Johnson] interview, the TV interviews, and I’m not mad. We’ve been here before though, during all the streaks. It makes you appreciate this win, but there’s totally more to do, and there’s more coming for sure.”

Jackson Jr.’s contributions were evident on both ends of the court on Wednesday night. 

“It’s great,” Desmond Bane on earning the first home win. “Obviously, since I’ve been here, we’ve been great here, play great basketball here at home. It’s a different sense of pride and urgency when you’re playing on your home floor. It’s great to be able to deliver that win to fans and the city.” 

Bane finished with 17 points, nine assists, seven rebounds and a team-high three steals. 

Bane also shared his thoughts on defense and consistency. “It was just our defense, you know,” said Bane. “Attention to detail, especially on the defensive and really fueled our offense. I think we probably had the most points we’ve had in transition all year tonight. Really kicking the ball ahead and being able to get out and run, and that way everybody’s involved – Feeling good. Everybody’s touching the ball and having an impact on winning.” 

Rose tallied 14 points, nine assists, four rebounds with +/- of 20. “He’s been huge – not only his play on the court, but what he brings to this team from a veteran standpoint and poise,” said Bane on Rose’s contributions. “It’s great to have him, especially finding the starting lineup … not only had 14 points, but nine assists. Really getting guys involved. Only one turnover. Terrific game.”

The former league MVP was a calming presence the team needed to get over the hump. 

Roddy chipped in 19 points on 7-of-11 shooting with a career high in three-pointers (5) and six rebounds. 

Jackson Jr. spoke about Roddy after the game, saying “He has great self-talk. He’s very hard on himself and he knows himself. He knows the game really well, and he’s really smart. He treats every game the same way. It’s honestly about how the game goes, and he was hot. I’m glad because he wasn’t shooting with any hesitation, that’s what we teach around here. He’s balling, so I love to see that.

Jackson Jr. continued, “I always tell [David] Roddy that he’s one of my favorite players. I see more than everybody else just because of the work ethic and how he approaches everything. Nothing is too big of a challenge for him, and nothing’s ever accomplished to him. He’s that type of guy, so that’s how he’s always gonna play.”

Roddy earned the first walk-off interview at home this season.

Off the bench, Ziaire Williams had his best output of the season with 15 points, eight rebounds and two steals. 

Two-way player Vince Williams, Jr. and 10-day signee Jaylen Nowell presence off the bench on both ends of the floor gave the Grizzlies the edge they needed. 

Strictly from the Fans

The crowd was happy to get that home win just like the team. 

Kandi Horton became a season ticket holder this year but has always tried to make the majority of the games since the team has been in Memphis. She was super excited for the first home win. 

“The team brought energy and so the crowd was able to feed off of them and vice versa,” Horton explained. It was nice to see Grizzlies basketball being played.”

Desmond Spears has supported the Grizzlies since the move to Memphis. About the win, he said, “Playing the right lineups at the right time, playing defense and not leaving 3-point shooters wide open, playing non-telegraphed basketball offensively and hitting open slots tend to make winning a little more realistic.”

Ja Morant Returns Soon

There are eight games left for Morant to return from the 25-game league suspension. As he left the podium, Jackson Jr. emphatically said, “There’s a man at home licking his chops.”

Up Next 

The Grizzlies look to gain momentum with back to back road games in Dallas and Phoenix on Friday, December 1 and Saturday, December 2. 

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WE SAW YOU: Nicholas Azar’s Cheeky Bath Towels

Nicholas Azar believes in turning the other cheek.

A Memphian, Azar, 27, is the founder of Cheeks Towel Co. He created a new towel design for people who are finicky about the way they dry off after they take a bath or shower. One side of the towel is designated as the side to be used for facial cheeks and the other side is “for your other cheeks,” Azar says. “Your butt cheeks.”

This is a holiday gift idea for those men and women who, literally, have everything. “It’s a perfect gift for anyone in college, anyone with a sense of humor, or anyone needing the perfect white elephant or Dirty Santa gift.”

Or, as his grandmother, Ellie Dooner, puts it, “It’s a towel with a sense of humor.”

Azar got the idea when he was at Notre Dame University, where he majored in industrial design and marketing. “A bunch of us were living in the same dorm. A buddy of mine, Kevin, came out of the shower. And he was wrapped up in a towel. I guess we were all watching something on TV. And he asked if any of us had ever wondered when we go to grab our towel to dry our face, do we every wonder what part of the towel we dried our butt with before we dried our face?

“What was interesting is we all said, ‘Yes.’ We all wondered.”

So, Azar went to work. “I ended up doing a survey with about 550 people. And what I learned is that women think the same thing. But a lot of times they end up using two different towels: one for their hair and their face and the other for their body.”

Azar sort of put the towel idea on hold for a couple of years. But in 2019, the idea came back to him while he was working in the agriculture and textile industry in Uzbekistan. “I guess I’ve always wanted to start a company and just learn about the whole process from the idea to sourcing to manufacturing to inventory management and advertising.”

Cheeks Towel Co. was born.

Azar spent six or seven months designing the towel. “The reason that it took forever is I needed a towel that has two distinct sides.”

Figuring out how to designate which side was for what wasn’t easy. “I guess if you were to put a smiley face on one side, you couldn’t put a butt on the other.”

He decided to have the designation woven into the two sides of the towel instead of using ink, which doesn’t last long. Now, he says, “When you look at the towel one way, the face cheek is on the right side. And when you turn it over, the butt cheek is on the other side. And those different sides obviously correspond with which side you use for your face and which side you use for your butt.”

Cheeks Towel Co.

Azar conducted a survey to “understand what color was the most popular.” He discovered “sand” and “moss” were the most popular towel colors. So, he ordered 5,000 towels. The 56-by-28-inch bath towels come in sand, peach, moss, and stone. “They’re 100 percent cotton.”

And, he says, they have 640 GSMs  (grams per square meter), which is better than an average hotel quality towel, which has 550 GSMs. Azar says this makes his towels more absorbent and gives them a heavier feel.

To promote the towels, Azar hired Dallas, Texas-based photographer Hannah Dimmitt to take photographs. He hired two women models and one man to demonstrate how to use the towels correctly.

Cheeks Towel Co. (Credit: Hannah Dimmitt)
Cheeks Towel Co. (Credit: Hannah Dimmitt)
Cheeks Towel Co. (Credit: Hannah Dimmitt)
Cheeks Towel Co. (Credit: Hannah Dimmitt)

Azar currently is working on “inventory management fulfillment and marketing. Social media. Stuff like that.” 

He brought his towels to the recent Mistletoe Marketplace in Jackson, Mississippi. “We did great. It was a successful show, for sure.”

To buy the towels online go to cheekstowelco.com. “We’re running a big discount right now. If they buy a set of four towels it’s 10 percent off. And if they buy a set of eight it is 15 percent off.”

So, what reaction does Azar get when he tells people about his reversible face/butt cheek towels?

“Every time I tell them about it they laugh.”

But, he adds, “They laugh and admit they’ve had this issue. It’s definitely a fun thing to bring up. Everybody thinks it’s funny.”

From left, Nicholas Azar, Ellie Dooner, Hope Dooner, and Julie and Fred Azar at Misteltoe Marketplace. (Credit: Courtesy of Nicholas Azar)
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🎁 Holiday Markets
Have you been making a list? Checking it twice? Giving it a third glance, too? Oh, look there, you forgot to get your cousin’s grandma’s neighbor a gift? The shame! You still haven’t gotten your kid’s lizard’s pen pal that little holiday trinket? The disrespect! You haven’t purchased a single gift at all? The horror! The absolute horror! So, if you please, check out these markets of local-made goods, where you’re sure to find something for everyone on your list. 

🎄 Season of Delight
Crosstown Concourse
Friday, December 1, 5 p.m.
Let there be light, and so Crosstown Concourse gives us light, hosting its annual festive event in the Central Atrium. The holiday atrium lights in the Central Atrium will turn on at 6 p.m., then Crosstown Arts will screen, for free, the short film “Mickey’s Christmas Carol” and the feature-length Christmas Vacation at 6:30 p.m. There will also be free hot cocoa, caricature portraits, ornament-making, card-making, and more. Expect more free, festive fun on Friday, December 8th, and December 15th. 

🍸 Memphis Holiday Spirits Cocktail Festival
The Kent
Friday, December 1, 6-9 p.m.
Get your hollies and jollies rocked at this holly, jolly cocktail festival, where you can sip festive cocktails, shop curated local artisans, listen to music, and visit the big man in red himself. Each ticket ($44) includes 12 sample-sized yuletide cocktails. Proceeds benefit Volunteer Memphis, so each sip gets you closer to the nice list.

🎄 Victorian Yuletide Open House
Woodruff-Fontaine House Museum
Friday, December 1, 6-9 p.m.
Step back in time and enjoy a Victorian Christmas at the Woodruff-Fontaine Mansion. The halls will be decked in holiday splendor as you celebrate the days of yore and traditional Victorian Christmas customs from a bygone era. Maybe you’ll get a peek at a Ghost of Christmas Past … ooooooooooo …

🧑‍🎄 Deck the Paws
Humane Society of Memphis and Shelby County
Saturday, December 2, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

Nothing looks better on a Christmas card than a dog posed with Santa. If you got a pug’s mug, mouth agape, tongue out, Santa smiling, your Christmas card is getting on the fridge. Sorry to your toddlers in matching sweaters, sorry to the baby in a manger, I just can’t make the same guarantee. And if you want to guarantee that your card will be in that number among the fridge-worthy cards, bring your pets to the Humane Society to get their portrait taken with Santa in a wonderland setting. Remember, that’s pets, not just dogs — you can bring your cats and hamsters and jars of yeast ’cause they’re all good boys and girls. All it will cost you is a $25 donation, and you know it’s going to a good cause. Santa will take a milk and cookies break from noon to 1 p.m., so, like, don’t show up then unless you wanna end up on the naughty list, but otherwise pics are taken on a first-come, first-served basis. 

🎙️ WYXRs Raised by Sound Fest Presented by Mempho
Crosstown Concourse
Saturday, December 2, 1-11 p.m.
WYXR’s biggest annual event is back. This year’s Raised by Sound Fest kicks off with a stellar line-up of local and regional talent for free: U of M Blue Tom Revue at 1 p.m., MadameFraankie at 2 p.m., Rosey at 2:40 p.m., Rod Smith at 3:30 p.m., AJ Haynes at 4:20 p.m., and Bass Drum of Death at 5:10 p.m. The evening will end at 7:15 p.m. with a ticketed fundraising concert event in Crosstown Theater, featuring Cat Power Sings Dylan: The 1966 Royal Albert Hall Concert, a rare opportunity to witness Cat Power recreate this legendary Bob Dylan concert in her own stunning and whimsical interpretation. Tickets start at $81.88. 

🍺 MALTED
Memphis Made Brewing Company
Saturday, December 2, 1-10 p.m.

Memphis Made presents the maltiest day of the year with this festival of malty beers, new and old, plus live music and food trucks. Mike Hewlett and the Racket will play from 3 to 4 p.m. and San Salido will hold it down from 5 to 7 p.m. Memphis AF Burrito will be parked outside at 2 p.m. and CM Eatery will be working the dinner shift.

🧑‍🎄 19th Annual Flying Saucer Stumbling Santa Pub Crawl Presented by Vaco
Flying Saucer Draught Emporium
Saturday, December 2, 7-11 p.m.
To paraphrase Fergie, this pub crawl will get you trippin’, stumbling, flippin’, fumbling to the Flying Saucer, Rum Boogie Café, King’s Palace Café Tap Room, Silky O’Sullivan’s, The Absinthe Room, Blues Hall Juke Joint, Alfred’s, and Tin Roof. Oh, and everyone there will be dressed like Santa or another Christmas character. There’s no cost to participate, but Santas should arrive with either a new, unwrapped toy or a cash donation for Porter-Leath. Toy donations — such as puzzles, dolls, trucks, and building blocks — should promote early learning for children under age 5. Find toy ideas here. (PS: If you want to give to Porter-Leath without attending the crawl, check out their website for drop-off locations or the link to the donate page.)

🎶 Acoustic Sunday Live
First Congo Church
Sunday, December 3, 7 p.m.
Acoustic Sunday Live presents an incredible night of music featuring multiple Grammy-nominated and Blues Music Award recipient Shemekia Copeland; Grammy celebrated singer-songwriter Loudon Wainwright III; iconic folk, Americana, and blues singer Tracy Nelson; and Grammy-winning multi-instrumentalist Tim O’Brien, with special guests and Memphis favorites, John Nemeth, Reba Russell, Susan Marshall, and Joe Restivo. Tickets ($55.20) are available here and benefit Protect Our Aquifer.

👯 Repeal Day Speakeasy Soiree
Old Dominick Distillery
Tuesday, December 5, 6-9 p.m.
This Tuesday marks the 90th anniversary of Repeal Day, the day Prohibition was overturned. And so, Old Dominick invites you to party like it’s 1933 with an evening of live music (which was aplenty back then, they say), food trucks (which were invented in 1933, says I, the uninformed), offerings from local breweries (whose origins can be traced back to 1933 by playing a quick game of six-degrees of separation), and an exclusive opportunity to purchase a signed bottle of their Single Barrel Tennessee Whiskey before its public release. A 1933 party all-around! General admission tickets are $25 and include one free drink. VIP tickets are $60 and include access to the Secret Sip VIP lounge, prohibition-era cocktails, small bites, tasting bars, and a meet-and-greet with master distiller Alex Castle. Tickets can be purchased here.

There’s always something happening in Memphis. See a full calendar of events here.

Submit events here or by emailing calendar@memphisflyer.com.

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MPD Reverses Statement on Armed Man in Midtown, Releases Full Report

An official incident report from the Memphis Police Department (MPD) says police did locate the individual who was seen carrying an assault rifle in the Midtown area on Monday morning. This update comes a day after they said that the individual was not located.

On Tuesday, MPD officials told the Flyer that the individual was not accused of a crime and was not located. This information contradicted information provided by local schools and neighbors.

Officials also said that as of Tuesday, there had not been an incident report associated with the complaints. But MPD’s public information officer Christopher Williams sent an official incident report after another request Wednesday morning.

MPD released the following information to the Flyer:

“Description of Incident: (CAD#P233311179) On November 17, 2023, at approximately 10:44 hrs, Crump Station Officers were dispatched to Diana and Carr on a male armed with a rifle. Officers made the scene and observed a male with a white shirt walking down the street at Diana and Carr. Officers attempted to catch up with the male but lost him. The officer continued to check the area but could not locate the male with a gun. Officers lost the male that fit the description near Diana and Vinton.

Officers got an additional call at 11:38 hrs on the same suspect, and officers could not locate a male armed with a weapon. Officers had plain clothes and cars, and several patrols checked the area with negative results. 

 I Lt. E. Cage 405B was contacted [about]  the incident and made the scene. Officers got information the male responsible could live at [address removed by Flyer]. The writer had additional cars to make the scene. Officers went to [address removed by Flyer] and contacted the subject.

The male subject told officers that he was the person walking down the street with his weapon. He said he was walking down the road with his weapon because he was scared. He told officers that Memphis is a dangerous place. He advised that he never wanted to harm anyone. He said that he only carried the rifle for his protection.

The writer had the Real Time Crime Center check the subject, and he came back with negative results. Officers on the scene also checked him; he had no criminal history. The writer asked him if officers could see the weapon he was walking with, and he allowed officers to see the weapon. The writer and Lt. Mcgowin took a photo of the weapon he was walking down the street with. (400) Colonial Jackson was told of the incident. The writer did not notice him to have any mental illness. The weapon was left with the subject.”

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Gov. Lee Wants Statewide School Vouchers, Eventually to All Students

Gov. Bill Lee proposed Tuesday to take Tennessee’s education voucher program statewide, starting with up to 20,000 students who would get taxpayer money next school year to attend a private or home school.

The Republican governor also called for all K-12 students to be eligible for vouchers beginning in 2025.

Lee’s Education Freedom Scholarship Act, offering $7,075 annually for each participant, would mark a massive expansion of eligibility for a voucher program that was billed as a pilot project and is now in its second year. The state’s education savings account program, which currently is limited to three urban counties, has just under 2,000 enrollees.

During an announcement in Nashville attended mostly by lawmakers and voucher advocates, Lee said statewide voucher eligibility was his vision for Tennessee during his first gubernatorial campaign in 2018, when he called for more education choices for parents.

“Parents know what’s best for their child as it relates to education,” he said, adding that the vouchers would give all Tennessee families the freedom to choose a good fit, whether it’s in public, private, parochial, or home schools.

His plan would eventually eliminate income requirements and change who could benefit from the vouchers. Rather than giving students from low-income families an opportunity to attend private schools — the original stated purpose of Lee’s education savings account program — the universal vouchers Lee now proposes could also subsidize tuition costs for students from more affluent families who already attend private schools.

It’s uncertain whether the final legislation would hold private or home schools accepting voucher money to the same accountability standards that public schools are subject to, including testing requirements or the A-F letter grades that the state is preparing to give out for the first time in December.

“The final details of this legislation aren’t worked out,” Lee told reporters after his announcement. “This is Day One. This will be a legislative effort.”

But Lee’s proposal will face a battle when the General Assembly reconvenes in January. Even under a GOP supermajority, Tennessee’s voucher law squeaked through the House of Representatives in 2019, after sponsors agreed to limit the program to a few urban areas.

The open-ended cost of universal vouchers will be an issue in a state where financial experts have warned lawmakers recently that Tennessee’s government needs to control spending in coming years. Lee said his voucher proposal would be funded through a separate scholarship account, not the funding structure currently in place for public schools, but he didn’t provide a cost analysis.

Lee is trying to ride the momentum of other states with Republican-controlled legislatures — including Florida, Iowa, and Arkansas — that passed massive expansions of their voucher programs this year amid parent anger over pandemic-era school closures and disagreements over what kids are taught in public schools.

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a fellow Republican who signed a law in March creating a school voucher program in her state, appeared on stage with Lee for his announcement. She heralded the work of their states as part of a “conservative education revolution,” with vouchers as a centerpiece.

More important for the legislative battle ahead were pledges Tuesday by Tennessee House Speaker Cameron Sexton and Lt. Gov. Randy McNally to advance Lee’s voucher agenda. Sexton, a charter school advocate and likely candidate for governor in 2026, voted against Lee’s education savings account bill in 2019 and did not say why he now support’s Lee’s proposal.

However, the legislature’s Democratic leaders said Lee and GOP leadership are in for a fight — similar to the one in Texas, where a bipartisan coalition of Democrats and rural Republicans beat back Gov. Greg Abbott’s school voucher bill this month during a special legislative session.

During a morning news conference, Tennessee Democrats charged that statewide vouchers will weaken public schools and lead to cuts in everything from school personnel to arts and athletic programs, plus increased property taxes for residents. And they pledged to work across the aisle with Republican lawmakers who have been skeptical of vouchers from the outset.

“On the House side, we’re already reaching out to local officials to join us in supporting public schools,” said Rep. John Ray Clemmons, a Nashville Democrat and House caucus chairman, noting that public school districts are typically the largest employers in the state’s rural communities.

Democrats also warned that, under the governor’s plan, private schools will be able to choose the voucher students they want to accept, especially from families that are already bound for a private education.

“What this is is a coupon program for rich families who do not want to pay the full price of tuition,” said Sen. London Lamar of Memphis, leader of the Senate Democratic caucus.

Meanwhile, leaders of groups both for and against vouchers said they were mobilizing for the fight ahead.

Among the pro-voucher contingent is Americans for Prosperity in Tennessee, part of a conservative network backed by the billionaire Koch brothers, and the American Federation for Children, whose founding chairperson was Michigan billionaire Betsy DeVos.

Opposing Lee’s plan are the state’s two largest professional organizations for educators, the Tennessee Education Association and Professional Educators of Tennessee.

Tennessee has been a battleground state in the school choice movement, with a coalition of conservative political organizations using out-of-state money to campaign against incumbent lawmakers who oppose vouchers.

Lee’s newest proposal, if approved, would put Tennessee on track to become the 10th state to adopt a universal voucher program, joining states like Arizona, Ohio, Oklahoma, North Carolina, and West Virginia. But the change would happen before state officials have enough data to evaluate the effectiveness of its current education savings account program, still in its second year of operation.

For the 2024-25 school year, Lee proposes to provide 10,000 “scholarships” for students who are considered economically disadvantaged, have a disability, or are eligible for Tennessee’s current education savings account program. Another 10,000 would go to a universal pool of students across the state.

Beginning in 2025-26, Tennessee would offer vouchers to any K-12 student.

A one-page promotional document circulated by the governor office said Tennessee would prioritize “currently enrolled students, low-income and public school students if demand exceeds available funding.”

For years, Tennessee has been in the bottom tier of states in funding public education and remains in the bottom half nationally, even with a $1 billion increase this year as part of Lee’s overhaul of Tennessee’s education funding formula.

In 2020-21, before the latest investment, national data ranked the state 37th for per-student funding. And in its annual grades for education funding, the Education Law Center gave Tennessee two F’s for funding level and effort, and a D for funding distribution.

Marta Aldrich is a senior correspondent and covers the statehouse for Chalkbeat Tennessee. Contact her at maldrich@chalkbeat.org.

Chalkbeat is a nonprofit news site covering educational change in public schools.

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Getting Schooled

“We won with young. We won with old. We won with highly educated. We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.” — Donald Trump

You know who else loves the poorly educated? Tennessee Governor Bill Lee and the GOP-led Tennessee Legislature. In fact, they love the poorly educated so much that they’re determined to make a lot more of them. Let us count the ways. It’s a multi-pronged approach.

Earlier in November, the GOP formed the very seriously named “Joint Working Group on Federal Education Funding” to consider whether Tennessee should become the first state in the nation to turn down federal education funds, which amount to more than $1 billion per year.

On its face, such a move seems really stupid, since we Tennessee taxpayers contribute to that $1 billion with our federal tax dollars. And since much of that rejected funding would have to be replaced by state money, we taxpayers would take a double hit if it were rejected.

But don’t forget, this is the same bunch of loons that votes to reject billions of dollars in federal healthcare funding every year because it has “strings attached,” even as the state’s rural hospitals are folding in county after county due to lack of funds. Brainiacs, they are not.

Similarly, many Tennessee Republicans think the state shouldn’t accept federal education money because, well, “strings” — the strings in this case being requirements that some of that funding must be used for low-income students, students with disabilities, Title IX (which prohibits discrimination on the basis of gender), and school lunch and breakfast programs. You know, the communist stuff.

At any rate, when the very serious task force wrapped up its meetings last week, Republicans had not yet made a determination one way or the other about accepting the education funding, but pledged that more hearings are possible in 2024, and that they planned to invite the U.S. Department of Education to testify before the legislature.

But it gets worse. Much worse. Get ready to say hello to Governor Lee’s new statewide voucher program. He’s scheduled to announce it this week. Here’s how it works: For every school-age child in your household, you get a $7,000 voucher which can be applied to pay tuition at any school in the state — religious, secular, charter, you name it. For a wealthy Tennessee family with, say, three kids at high-tuition private schools, this amounts to a $21,000 gift from the state to go toward sending Aiden, Heather, and Maverick to Hutchison and MUS.

Or, should you choose to do so, you can spend that $7,000 per child voucher to send your kids to Billy Bob’s Jeebus Academy, where science classes are based on the Old Testament. The state doesn’t care. The GOP is doing anything it can get away with to help destroy our public schools. If it also happens to help out the state’s wealthier citizens and its evangelicals, well, so be it.

It’s wrong. It’s even unconstitutional. Article XI, Section 12 of the Tennessee Constitution declares that the state recognizes the inherent value of education and mandates that the General Assembly provide for the maintenance, support, and eligibility standards of a system of free public schools.

Government funding of religious schools strikes at the very heart of the U.S. Constitution’s Establishment Clause, which keeps the government from establishing an official religion or supporting a specific religion: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” Which means if my neighbor wants to send his kid to a Muslim school — or a Catholic school or a Baptist school — I shouldn’t have to pay for that with my tax dollars.

It’s really simple: Public funds should go to public schools and private schools should be funded privately — by those who attend them. Governor Lee and the Tennessee GOP are determined to underfund our public schools, dumb down the children who attend them, and give our tax dollars to parents to help pay for their kids’ tuition at religious and private schools.

It’s bad policy and it’s bad math. It doesn’t add up.

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News of the Weird: Week of 11/30/23

That’s One Way To Do It

A woman in China’s Fuzhou City is facing a prison sentence of three years and a $27,000 fine after she chewed her way to a new iPhone at an Apple store. According to the South China Morning Post, the woman, surnamed Qiu, entered the store and made a beeline to the phone display. She was seen on surveillance video examining an iPhone 14 (worth about $950), then looking around to make sure no one was watching. Then she put the anti-theft cable in her mouth and chewed through it, secured the phone in her bag, and left the store. Store employees noticed the severed cable and contacted police, who were able to track Qiu and arrest her at her home. She told them she planned to buy an iPhone but balked at the price and decided to steal one instead. [SCMP, 9/2/2023]

Crime Report

Xuming Li, 36, a Ph.D. candidate in the University of South Florida’s chemistry department, has been charged with multiple counts of battery, aggravated stalking, and possession of a controlled substance after he targeted his neighbors, The New York Times reported on Aug. 27. Umar Abdullah, who lived above Li in a Tampa Bay condominium building, first started smelling a chemical odor in May. He believed it caused his family to experience breathing difficulties and burning eyes. For nearly a year, Li had “complained about footsteps. He complained about door closing sounds,” Abdullah said. The chemical odor came back in June, so Abdullah installed a hidden camera pointed at his front door, which captured Li on June 27 “injecting something” at the entrance. Preliminary testing showed the substances to be methadone and hydrocodone. Li was released on bond and will appear in court in December. [NY Times, 8/27/2023]

Be Careful What You Ask For

A store in Swansea, Wales, that supports the Barnardo’s children’s charity has circulated a request to its donors, United Press International reported on Oct. 27: Please don’t send us your sex toys. “Please be mindful that we are a children’s charity and as such we have a range of ages on our wonderful volunteer team,” the statement read. “We therefore ask that you refrain from donating your used and unused marital aids! … The branch has CCTV so that these items can be traced back to their owners.” In other words, we know who you are. [UPI, 10/27/2023]

The Continuing Crisis

• An unnamed teacher at Mesa High School in Arizona is on paid administrative leave and under investigation after he dressed up in devil horns and waved a pitchfork over students’ heads on Oct. 25, KPNX-TV reported. Student Nathaniel Hamlet, who reported the incident to his dad, said the teacher said, “Hail, Satan,” as he waved the pitchfork. “Some people thought it was funny, some people didn’t like it,” said Hamlet, who was insulted by the costume. For his part, the teacher said he was dressing up for Spirit Week at the school and was part of a “dynamic duo” with the teacher next door, who dressed as an angel. “Participating in spirit weeks like this is a way for me to engage with my students and bring fun to my classroom,” he said. “It’s truly not any more complicated than that.” Mesa Public Schools said in a statement that the investigation is ongoing. [KPNX, 10/31/2023]

• The Toccoa Riverside Restaurant in Blue Ridge, Georgia, has updated its menu with an addendum: Patrons will get a surcharge if they are “unable to parent” — $50 per bill for misbehaving kids — NBC10 Philadelphia reported. A Google review from diner Lyndsey Landmann described a “huge scene” made by the owner in front of the whole restaurant: “He got in our faces and told us that we belonged at Burger King and not at his restaurant,” Landmann said. “He was yelling.” The owners, however, said they weren’t going to “comment on a policy we’ve had for years. We just want to live in the woods and cook.” [NBC10, 10/26/2023]

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News News Feature

Trust the Process

*We’re reprinting this column from June 2021 because FOMO is still a thing and because you can still get around it with some thoughtful planning. 

One of the most frustrating things about investing can be FOMO — fear of missing out. Most new investors pick their positions by looking at the highest returns in previous periods and buying whatever did the best. Then they engage in an unfortunate game of leapfrog, getting drawn in by the next hot investment after it’s already gone up.

This outcome-oriented thinking not only produces poor returns; it’s also extremely discouraging. It’s the reason that after a setback, investors often start thinking about the markets as an unreliable casino and hang onto their cash, to their long-term detriment. In a way, capital markets are a casino — but the rare one that is in your favor in the long run. 

Nobody can guess what will happen this month or year, but if history is any guide, it’s hard to be worse off in the markets as the years turn into decades and the growing earning power of thriving companies begins to manifest in your account.

It’s all about your mindset. Here are three simple statements that process-oriented — and successful — long-term investors tend to believe:

1. For any set of stocks or funds, just one will perform the best over any given period, and sometimes even the best one will go down.

2. Despite statement number 1, investors should stay invested and diversified through good markets and bad, even though much or all of their portfolio will miss that one best thing. They should not chase extreme performance no matter how tempting it may be.

3. Looking backward, investors shouldn’t regret number 2, even if they had a good guess about what would do best or if they see questionable choices of irresponsible investors rewarded with huge windfall profits.

While it’s difficult not to wish for a windfall, here are a few ideas that might help you avoid short-term regret once you’ve made the correct long-term choices:

• Understand that the market outcome for a given period is just one of countless ways things could have turned out. A more conservative allocation might annoy you when everything is going up, but when things go wrong it can be a lifesaver. You never know, in advance, what will go wrong in the economy (Covid-19 anyone?).

• To jump in and out of speculative bets successfully, you have to nail the timing perfectly, twice. You have to get in near the bottom and get back out at or near the top. Getting either decision right is hard. Getting both right is almost impossible. No matter what they say, your friends or people you read on the internet are not consistently successful at this in the long-term.

• The kinds of investments that are likely to double or triple in a short time are also usually the kind that can go to zero very quickly. Believe it or not, if you can just average 20 percent returns a year, in the long run you will be one of the best investors in the world. There’s no reason to swing for the fences all the time.

• Your investments are irreplaceable once you reach a certain career stage and age. A 20-year-old could lose their life savings on a speculative stock and make the money back in a matter of months. A 60-year-old looking at retirement would dramatically impair their lifestyle if they lost a big chunk of their nest egg. There’s just not enough time to accumulate money and get it working in the market to ever recover past a certain point. 

Most new investors think the outcome is all that matters and compare their results to the hottest stocks and benchmarks to inevitable disappointment. A process-oriented investor can be confident they made good choices before even seeing the results. A process-oriented investing mindset can help you with the most important thing — staying in the race.

Gene Gard, CFA, CFP, CFT-I, is a Private Wealth Manager and Partner with Creative Planning. Creative Planning is one of the nation’s largest registered investment advisory firms providing comprehensive wealth management services to ensure all elements of a client’s financial life are working together, including investments, taxes, estate planning, and risk management. For more information or to request a free, no-obligation consultation, visit CreativePlanning.com.  

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Opinion The Last Word

The JFK Generations

Editor’s note: This story was originally published in the Flyer in November 2013.

As a young boy, I did not want to grow up to be president of the United States. On a beach vacation when I was 6 or 7, my parents gave me a children’s biography of John F. Kennedy. Along with a similar volume about Abraham Lincoln. Each story had its inspiring moments, of course, but neither ended well. Especially in the mind of a child.

I’ve since become an amateur presidential historian, and, now enjoying middle age, I still don’t want to grow up to be president of the United States. That said, few people outside my family have had an impact on me the way our 35th president has. Considering I was born six years after JFK’s dreadful, history-changing ride through Downtown Dallas, that impact speaks volumes on the importance Jack Kennedy continues to hold in the way Americans shape their values and the way we steer our lives. The calendar never hits November 22nd without making me pause.

Frankly, President Kennedy belongs as much to mythology as he does to history. And this is a component of his legacy that must be accepted every bit as much as his policy decisions, the Peace Corps, or “Ich bin ein Berliner.” He had — still has — a charisma that, before him, could hardly be categorized as presidential. Just picture the men who directly preceded and followed JFK in the White House. Dwight Eisenhower was an American legend before he even considered a presidential campaign. Lyndon Johnson made the Senate his personal playground (and made a more direct impact on the way Americans live than did Kennedy). But neither looked especially dashing in a tux. Neither made women swoon. And neither married Jackie.

Kennedy was polarizing before and during his presidency, and he remains so today. Millions remain inspired by the hope (and yes, glamour) JFK personified, while just as many are repulsed by his womanizing, his manipulative father, and the proverbial silver spoon he had in his pocket on inauguration day in 1961. He may have been a war hero for his efforts in saving members of his PT-109 crew, but Kennedy had blood on his hands for the Bay of Pigs atrocity. Which Kennedy do we choose to remember?

It’s only since I began learning of JFK’s flaws that I’ve felt his influence closer to my own life, more in human terms. Who among us would have handled the life presented to Jack Kennedy better than he did himself? An older brother idolized, only to be taken in a fiery plane crash, a loss that thrust a young man onto a stage he may or may not have welcomed without that legendary fatherly shove. Factoring in his own experience in battle, his debilitating back pain (which forced him to wear a brace that factored into the tragedy of November 22, 1963), and a struggle with Addison’s disease, Kennedy had a sense of mortality most of us keep safely in another compartment of our minds. In succumbing to the lure of women outside his marriage, Kennedy displayed an immaturity in the only form he was ever allowed. No excuse, but a sad truth.

Was Kennedy a great president? Having not completed a term, he belongs in a different category of evaluation. For me, his handling of the Cuban Missile Crisis in October 1962 was the stuff of greatness. Diplomacy begins in a room with your friends, your supporters. Kennedy helped avoid World War III by negotiating a policy, first with a divided cabinet and only then with Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev. Did Kennedy save the world? That might be a stretch, but it’s in the conversation.

I’ve been to Dealey Plaza twice. For anyone who’s seen footage of JFK’s last moments, such a visit swallows your thoughts, freezes your tongue, and squeezes your heart. What was once the Texas School Book Depository — now the Dallas County Administration Building, with a museum on the sixth floor — is just brick and mortar. With windows. Such was the platform for a murder that changed the world? I’ve never been able to process this reality, not since first reading that children’s book almost 40 years ago.

I’ve also been to the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library in Boston. Just as Dealey Plaza haunts, the library inspires, a reminder of how very alive its namesake remains. I never knew John F. Kennedy, but I feel like he knew men like me. Indeed, I breathe the same air. I cherish my children’s future. And I, too, am mortal.

Frank Murtaugh is the managing editor of Memphis Magazine. He writes the columns “From My Seat” and “Tiger Blue” for the Flyer.