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Leann Kleinmann Leaves Skirt! Magazine; Takes Commercial Appeal Blog With Her

After a long career in Memphis journalism, The Commercial Appeal‘s Leanne Kleinmann — the iDiva herself — will step down from her position as columnist and editor of Skirt! magazine on February 6th. She has been hired by St. Mary’s School, where she will serve as Director of Advancement.

After 15-years with the CA, what prompted the career switch? “St. Mary’s offered me this really incredible job,” says Kleinmann, who is also a former editor of Memphis magazine. After 15 years at The Commercial Appeal, it was time to try something different.

“Of course, I’ll always be a journalist,” she says. “I don’t think I could ever not be a journalist. … After writing [iDiva] for the last four years, I can’t imagine going for a week not writing about what’s going on in Memphis.”

Kleinmann will have a well-established forum for sharing her thoughts. When she leaves, she’ll be taking a little piece of the CA with her.

The Commercial Appeal is going to let me keep the iDiva blog as my personal website,” she says. “I think I have a pretty authentic voice, so I don’t imagine that the blog will change very much.”

According to Kleinmann, her as-yet-unnamed replacement at Skirt! will be a lucky editor. “It’s a plum job,” she says.

In September 2007, the CA started publishing the Memphis version of Skirt!, a woman’s magazine founded in 1994 in Charleston, South Carolina. Kleinmann was its first editor.

“It’s been a wonderful experience,” Kleinmann says of her time at Skirt, adding that she’s proud of the diversity she’s brought to the magazine. “There are so many women doing things out there who just fall through the cracks.”

— Chris Davis

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AC/DC Concert Blasts FedExForum

I know quite a few people who feel the cannons fired during “For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)” — the number that usually closes an AC/DC show — is hokey, but I happen to think it’s one of the iconic images in rock-and-roll theater.

And judging from the cheers, shouts, and wild applause from the sold-out crowd that stayed on their feet during the Australian group’s entire show at FedExForum Friday night, I guess I’m not alone.

It was a helluva concert, one that left me with my ears ringing from the sounds cranked out of a row of 10 Marshall stacks, my brain numbed by truly stunning visual effects, and my hands sore from clapping.

The show opened with a tremendous stunt — a larger than life-size locomotive, belching flames and steam, slid out from behind a curtain to complement the opening number, “Rock and Roll Train.” Add to that a four-story doll that inflated (and even tapped her foot to the beat) during “A Whole Lotta Rosie,” the huge “Hell’s Bell” that dropped from the rafters to kick off the classic song of that name, great videos (including a B-24 dropping guitars and babes from its bomb-bay doors) projected on a pair of giant screens behind the band, and then the row of six massive cannons that boom, boom, and BOOM during the band’s closing number, and you have a truly classic AC/DC concert.

The almost two-hour performance featured non-stop hits — “T.N.T.,” “You Shook Me All Night Long,” “Back in Black,” among others — from the group that’s now been touring for almost four decades, with three songs from their new album, Black Ice, thrown in just to show the band hasn’t lost its touch.

Singer Brian Johnson’s screeching vocals were actually in good form, and lead guitarist Angus Young — still wearing that schoolboy outfit at age 55 — seemed as nimble fingered as he was 20 years ago. His blistering 10-minute solo on his Gibson SG during “Let There Be Rock” not only brought almost constant applause, but a rather surreal scene, when hundreds of concert-goers suddenly whipped out their camera phones to capture him playing on an elevated platform that rose from the middle of the arena.

Johnson told the crowd, “This is for you, Memphis,” when the band cranked out “Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap),” but he really had the audience in his pocket the whole evening. Diehard fans of AC/DC surely left satisfied, and anyone not familiar with the band or their music probably left impressed. After more than 30 years, these guys can still rock with the best of them, cannons and all.

— Michael Finger

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George Jones to Sing at Sam’s Town

For those who may not have heard, times are tough, cash is scarce, and everybody is wondering what new troubles this new year will bring. Well, folks, nobody feels your pain like George Jones, the Cadillac of country music. Over the years he’s seen good times — like gold records — and bad times — like having his liver cut in half in a car wreck …

More about Ol’ Possum’s upcoming gig here.

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Learn to Lap Dance and Wield a Knife This Weekend

Just don’t try lap dancing while wielding a knife. That moves from sexy to, um, crazy. And we don’t need any of that.

Eccentric Studios, the strip-tease workout studio in Bartlett, is offering a Valentine Teaser workshop for women on Saturday from 1 to 3 p.m. You’ll learn to impress your Valentine with a lap dance and an exotic chair routine. Dress in your hottest outfit because a photographer will be on-site taking “sexy” pictures for you to give in place of paper heart valentines.

Accidentally slicing your finger off while chopping onions is no way to impress your Valentine’s date. Learn knife skills from Edible Memphis editor Melissa Petersen before you go to work on that romantic dinner. Petersen’s class, part of the University of Memphis’ Cooking at the Garden series, will be held on Sunday from 2 to 5 p.m at the Memphis Botanic Gardens.

Since you’ve likely already failed at your resolution to eat better this year, go ahead and gorge at the annual Chocolate Fantasy benefit for the National Kidney Foundation. Treats made with milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and probably even white chocolate will be available for tasting in the Oak Court Mall from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday.

Because dudes who sing in harmony are kind of hot, round out the weekend with a performance by Rockapella. The all-male a cappella group sings pop, soul, and rock ballads. The show starts at 8 p.m. Saturday at the Bartlett Performing Arts Center.

For more weekend fun, check out the Flyer’s searchable online calendar.

— Bianca Phillips

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Program Plans for Better Health Care for African Americans

An Ounce of Prevention

Program plans to improve health care among area African Americans.

Two days after Barack Obama became the nation’s first black president — widely cited as making Martin Luther King’s dream a reality — a local initiative announced a plan to address continued disparities in health care for African Americans.

The Community Health Partnership’s In Our Hands initiative, a program led by pharmaceutical company Sanofi-aventis, hopes to improve patient care in the African-American community by linking patients to health care professionals and resources.

In Memphis, African Americans are 2 1/2 times more likely to die from diabetes than their white counterparts. They are also more than 1 1/2 times more likely to die from a stroke. Deep vein thrombosis and hypertension are also common within the African-American community.

Cevette Hall, a member of the Healthy Memphis Common Table, says that many African Americans will attempt to “self-treat” before going to a health-care professional.

“There is a large unmet need in the African-American community for better access to care and improved health outcomes,” Hall says. “To address this, we engaged in dialogue with both national and local community organizations to build our understanding of the African-American community’s needs and to identify how the partnership can help bridge health disparities.”

The partnership’s Community Health Resource Guide, a pocket-sized booklet, contains information about low-cost and free health insurance, prescription assistance, drug treatment programs, food and nutrition services, and contact information for local and state health departments.

“Although a range of health resources are often available to patients in major cities and urban environments, there often is not enough awareness about available programs, treatments, or access to proper care,” says LaDorris Knowles, local liaison with the Community Health Partnership. “Consequently, these resources often go underutilized and the patients that need them most remain undeserved.”

The guide will be available at local churches, libraries, community organizations and doctors’ offices.

The Community Health Partnership also plans to host several special events. Much of the focus will be on prevention and getting patients help while their health problems are in the early stages.

For more information about the Community Health Partnership, please call 866-61-HANDS (866-614-2637).

By Kimberly Kim

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Everything You Wanted to Know About Grand Juries But Were Afraid to Ask

So what do we know about the investigation of Mayor Willie Herenton and how do we know it?

That’s one of the hottest topics in town, not only because of the subject matter but because of the problems it presents to prosecutors and to reporters and their readers and viewers. Fact and rumor are easily confused, and the innocent often get lumped in with the guilty.

One person who has been there and done that is Hickman Ewing Jr., former United States attorney in Memphis in the 1980s and one of the Whitewater prosecutors in the 1990s. I asked him to explain the role of the grand jury in investigations of political corruption.

But first, I can say on my own hook that there is an ongoing investigation of the mayor. Several sources have told me they have been interviewed in recent weeks by FBI and IRS agents. No surprise there. The questions, as The Commercial Appeal has also reported, involve the Greyhound Bus terminal downtown and the future terminal near the airport. MATA is another topic.

And this month, questions have been asked about the mayor’s annual Christmas holiday party and why the $1,000 donors were told to make their checks out to the mayor’s special assistant, Pete Aviotti. Some Memphis bluebloods — “Herenton’s hypocrites,” as one contributor referred to them in 2007, when it was clear that the mayor’s political support was waning in the white community — have been interviewed by FBI agents about this, and some of them have been subpoenaed to talk to the grand jury.

I’ve given them anonymity for a couple of reasons. One, I’m most interested at this stage in finding out the direction of the investigation. Two, it seems a little unfair to me to identify some witnesses but not others, especially when being interviewed much less investigated by a grand jury can unfairly cast a person in a negative light. Of course if someone publicly announces an FBI interview or grand jury appearance, that’s different, and some people have done that.

Anyway, here’s what Ewing has to say about the Grand Jury process.

What’s the difference between an FBI interview and a subpoena to appear before a grand jury?

One is voluntary and the other isn’t. “If the FBI asks to talk to you, you don’t have to talk to them,” Ewing said. “If you get a subpoena, then you do.”

FBI agents gather information from all kinds of people in pursuit of the facts, just like reporters do. The agent writes up a memo of the interview. “The problem with that is it isn’t word-for-word. It’s questionable whether it can ever be used,” Ewing said.

What about a grand jury appearance?

“You get them in there under oath,” Ewing said. Prosecutors and grand jurors get to see the demeanor of the witness. And prosecutors “lock ’em in” as to what they say, what they remember, and what they did. That can be a problem later on if a witness changes his or her story. This testimony can be and often is admitted into evidence if there is an indictment and the case goes to trial.

Is a grand jury investigation typically wide-ranging?

“A lot of times you call virtually every important witness to the grand jury,” Ewing said. There should not be any negative implications drawn, which is not to say that doesn’t happen. “The FBI is just trying to find facts from anybody who might have information, even if they are on the periphery.”

Does the person or persons under investigation get a target letter?

Without consulting the current U.S. Justice Department manual for any updates, Ewing said his experience is that “normally, you do not subpoena a target of a grand jury to appear before the grand jury.” But the target does get an opportunity to appear, usually late in the game. “Most targets decline, but a few [appear],” Ewing said.

What are the exceptions?

Sometimes, in high-profile cases, when a person wants to influence potential jurors or the general public, he or she will publicly offer to meet with the grand jury. Also, a target can be compelled to come to the grand jury by subpoena if the prosecutor, the grand jurors, or both want to hear from the target. In the case of former University of Memphis basketball coach Dana Kirk, Ewing got a judge to order Kirk to appear. Kirk took the Fifth Amendment in response to questions.

Can a witness bring their lawyer into the grand jury room?

No, but the lawyer can be right outside, and the witness can leave the room to consult with the lawyer after each question. Lying to a grand jury can result in a perjury charge.

Are witnesses sworn to secrecy?

No. Prosecutors and grand jurors can’t discuss an ongoing investigation, but “witnesses can say anything they want about their appearance. They can have a press conference if they want to,” Ewing said. He recalled a case where a target witness refused to answer any questions in front of the grand jury, then went outside and told the press he had answered every question and, in the process, said things prosecutors knew were not true. The person was never indicted because prosecutors couldn’t make a strong enough case.

Is a grand jury subpoena public information?

No. But reporters can and do hang around outside the federal building and the fourth-floor grand jury room on days when grand juries are meeting in order to see who comes in and out, as they did this week when, as reported, Rodney Herenton and MATA chief Will Hudson appeared.

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Circuit’s “History Boys”: Not Quite Right, Not Half Bad

“I didn’t realize you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Shankley” –The Smiths, “Frankly Mr. Shankley”

I left Circuit Playhouse’s mostly entertaining production of The History Boys with a song on my lips. It wasn’t, I am sorry to say, one of the songs prominently featured in the show’s ostentatious sound design. It was a Smiths’ song, “The Queen is Dead.” This verse in particular:

“I checked all the registered historical facts and I was shocked and ashamed to discover how I’m the 18th pale descendant of some old queen or other… Oh, has the world changed, or have I changed? Oh has the world changed, or have I changed?”

Yes, this is a theater column and I really should be writing more about this self-consciously poignant, clever, and literate play that author Alan Bennett has set in the ’80s, in a boys’ school in England, where everyone seem to be a little bit homosexual except for the predictably doltish headmaster who can’t stop squeezing his secretary. But honestly, I’d rather think about The Smiths, a band I closely associate with prep school in the ’80s. Johnny Marr’s crashing, post-glam guitar sounded like a throbbing beacon from space while Morrissey, the wounded gay protagonist of his own personal A.E. Houseman poem, sang baleful songs inspired in equal parts by George Elliot and Groucho Marx.

Driving home from History Boys I couldn’t help but wonder why I’d been subjected to loud samples of bands like The Boomtown Rats, The Clash, and Pet Shop Boys at a play that would have been so much better served by groups like Joy Division, The Damned, or The Cure.
Even Duran Duran’s awful but hugely successful “The Reflex” would have been perfect for the bit where it’s revealed that Hector, an eccentric but beloved general studies teacher likes to “fiddle with” his students’ genitals while — improbably — driving them about on a motorcycle.

“I’m on a ride and I want to get off, but they wont slow down the roundabout,” Simon LeBon whined. “I sold the Renoir and the TV set, don’t want to be around when this gets out.” It’s a perfect fit.

While marveling over all the missed opportunities for a production team determined to bring period music to bear on a show about developing sexual identities in England in the ’80s it occurred to me that although History Boys had it’s heart in the right place it was somehow out of tune.

“This is a cliché,” snaps Irwin, the amoral, if intellectually dazzling history teacher who’s been brought in to groom an exceptionally bright group of young men prior to their interviews for Oxford and Cambridge. One of Irwin’s students, a lothario in turned-up lapels who’s been banging the school secretary and exhaustively comparing the experience to German political history between world wars, had just offered Irwin a thank-you blowjob for opening his mind to the idea that historical facts are never as useful as a good angle or a sexy story.

The audience is probably not supposed to like Irwin much. He begins the show with a Richard III-style admission of villainy, as he explains how to go on TV and make the case that eliminating the right to trial by jury and the assumption of innocence is actually an expansion of civil liberties.

“Oh, but clichés can be fun, Irwin’s amorous student answers, “that’s how they got to be clichés.” And this, I’m sorry to report, is the thin thesis of an otherwise delightful play that is genuinely full of big ideas.

Everything about History Boys is cliché to such a degree that it has to be confronted. It’s Goodbye Mr. Chips, Rushmore, Dead Poets Society, Catcher in the Rye, and Measure for Measure rolled up in one big salute to Henry VIII.

But it is fun, and the Thatcher-era questions about manipulating language for political advantage are sexy indeed in the context of a post-Tony Blair, post-George W. Bush world. Well, at least in the same sense that all those ’80s Goths thought Dracula, and torture, and death were sexy.

Dave Landis, Playhouse on the Square’s reliable workhorse, pulls double-duty this time out playing Hector, the play’s weirdly heroic pedophile and sharing directing duties with Rhodes’ artistic director Julia “Cookie” Ewing. As the troubled professor making his students fall in love with dirty vaudeville songs and sonnets shouted at the top of one’s lungs, he clowns and cries and passionately passes on romantic notions about how we feather our deathbeds with knowledge. And it’s difficult not to root for him even when the ugly truth is out there.

As Irwin, Eric Duhon pulls off the very difficult task of finding attractive qualities an icy and easily unsympathetic character. The students are played enthusiastically by a who’s-who of young Memphis talent: Steven Brown, DJ Hill, Joe McDaniel, Michael Towle, Ed Porter, Darrin Miller, and Omair Khattak.

Irene Crist has been on a real wining streak having turned in a spectacular performance as Vivian Leigh in Orson’s Shadow last Season. She’s only so so as Mrs. Lintott, a history teacher and the play’s grumpy conscious. Like Irwin’s opening monologue all of Lintott’s well-made points about gender roles and their relationship to history feel tacked on.

Now I’m thinking about “Cemetery Gates,” a droll dash of literary criticism masquerading as a song that found poor put upon Morrissey taking unoriginal artists to task. “There’s always someone, somewhere with a big nose, who knows, they’ll trip you up and laugh when you fall,” he sang scoldingly. I don’t want to sound like the guy with the big nose, but History Boys, which is still a joy in its own right, really needed to find room for Smiths.

History Boys is on stage at Circuit Playhouse through February 15th. Call 726-4656 for ticket information.

by Chris Davis

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Taking the Plunge

Despite much advice to the contrary, I have jumped in the Mississippi River. In the middle of winter.

And I’m not the only one.

For the past three years, people have been jumping in the Mississippi as part of the Polar Bear Plunge. The event, which is in its 10th year in Memphis, benefits the Special Olympics.

“It’s not like a run, or a golf tournament, or a gala,” says Lisa Taylor, area director of Special Olympics Greater Memphis. “It’s just kind of a wacky event. You’re running into the water and running out. People think it’s really neat.”

When the Polar Bear Plunge began, it was held at Shelby Farms’ Patriot Lake, but a few years ago, organizers decided to make the event a little larger, add a chili cook-off, and move it to Mud Island.

“I did it one year at Patriot Lake. I got in to about my knees and it was cold,” Taylor says.

About 150 people took the plunge last year, and Taylor is hoping for about 200 at this year’s event on February 7th. But participation will probably depend on the weather that day. Participants can wear just about whatever they want, but they can’t wear wet suits.

“Last year, the weather ended up being beautiful. It was in the 60s — the water was in the 20s — but it was really nice,” Taylor says.

I participated in the Polar Bear Plunge two years ago on a day when the thermometer registered in the 30s. Armed with extra towels, multiple layers of clothing, and a few of my colleagues — I thought it would be a fun bonding experience — we braved the freezing cold to run down the Mud Island boat dock, jump into the harbor, and then run out again.

The whole thing took perhaps 17 seconds, if that, but it was an adrenaline-fueled 17 seconds.

Oh, sure, before we plunged, there were mentions of us pulling a Jeff Buckley and cautions about the pollution, but it was worth it. (I am not entirely sure, however, that all my colleagues would agree.)

“A lot of people do it for the cause,” Taylor says, “but a lot do it because it’s something different. How many people can say, I jumped in the Mississippi River?”

Well, I can say it, and I can also say that I did it completely wrong.

Taylor also has some tips for potential plungers, er, jumpers: Make sure you bring a change of clothes and a towel. And you have to wear shoes. (C’mon, people, we’re talking about the Mississippi River here. Do you really want to brave it without footwear?)

She also advises that jumpers dress in their wackiest costumes (there’s a prize). And try the chili.

You want to know my advice? Layers are not your friend.

When I jumped, I wore a bathing suit layered with tights, yoga pants, a long-sleeved T-shirt and a short-sleeved Flyer T-shirt (which I ended up giving to a dedicated reader).

Sure, it kept me warm(ish) while we were waiting on the dock, teeth chattering, but the second we jumped in the water, ice needles started stinging every single inch of my body that had the misfortune to be in the water.

And when I jumped back out of the water, my many layers — especially the tights — brought those ice needles back on dry land with me.

You know how chilly it is when you get out of a pool in 80-degree weather? Multiply that by 1,000.

A friend of mine wore shorts to the plunge and before we jumped, I thought he was crazy. Afterward, though, I saw the brilliance in his plan. When he jumped out, he didn’t have cold, wet layers clinging to him.

Here is the strange thing: Once I was out of the water, out of those horrid tights and wrapped in my towel, I suddenly didn’t feel cold anymore. Maybe I had been so cold that, relatively, being less cold felt warm. Who knows?

My other piece of advice: Bring friends, the more the better. You’re going to want a group of friends to jump with, people you can commiserate and be nervous with. (I remember one person in my group hoping she wouldn’t slip and fall as she ran down the boat dock in her bikini.)

Most importantly, you’re also going to want to bring friends who aren’t taking the plunge. These people can stand on the dock and hold up a warm towel for you to run into. Trust me on this.

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Seeing Bottom

One of the more promising moments of the new Congress in the dawning Age of Obama occurred last week during discussion in the House Appropriations Committee of various formulas for the stimulus package which, in one form or another, will soon be coming our way.

That moment occurred when Republican congressman Zach Wamp of Chattanooga made his pitch for additional funding to deal with the catastrophic coal ash spill in East Tennessee.

Wamp, who is taking his leave from Congress to hazard a run for governor next year, then made what amounted to a courtly introduction of his Middle Tennessee colleague Lincoln Davis, Wamp’s de facto successor on the all-important committee. Davis — whose district had suffered most of the environmental damage from the overflow — then continued the argument for a $25 million addendum to help cope with the disaster. What made that moment of comity all the more significant is that Davis, a Democrat, is an almost certain candidate for governor himself and is at least hypothetically destined to wind up throwing the usual campaign invective at Wamp — and receiving it in turn — in next year’s gubernatorial race. That the two potential opponents meshed for common cause was a good omen for the session to come.

So was the announcement later in the week by Memphis congressman Steve Cohen indicating that $167 million in public education allocations could be on its way to Shelby County for a variety of long-overdue renovation projects affecting the schools. But, as Cohen pointed out, the money, intended both to rehabilitate infrastructure and provide employment, may not be enough to do either job fully. The economy is in such a shambles that, as the congressman put it, “We can’t see bottom.”

One factor that could carve even deeper into the ongoing fiscal misery is potential competition between governments — state vs. local and city vs. county — over disposition of such federal money as could come our way. That’s what happens at a time when all area governments are equally needy and when the temptation to patch and fill budgetary deficits could divert the federal outlays away from their intended stimulus effect.

State government, dependent on sales tax revenue, is hollowing out financially because consumption by citizens in Tennessee, as elsewhere, is down, way down. Paradoxically, one of the primary purposes of the federal stimulus program is to encourage more spending at a time when people are inclined to hold on to their resources. Local governments are equally ensnarled in a condition of diminishing returns, dependent as they are on property tax revenues when the housing bust has caused a decline in home values that shows little sign of abating.

At such a moment, political partisanship is literally unaffordable. So is bickering between governmental jurisdictions — like the still unresolved dispute between city, county, and state over funding the Memphis public schools.

We may not see bottom, nor do we want to, but we may get there unless we learn to suspend obsolete rivalries and figure out how to work together to stem the current economic reversal.

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What They Said

About “Obama’s Day in the Sun” by Jackson Baker, concerning the new president’s inauguration:

“The comments here have demonstrated why Memphis is … well, Memphis. Every single subject — and we’re talking about anything — is reduced to race. Black/white. It is the reason this city will never be great. While the rest of the country is moving on and is basically striving to become post-racial, we are still mired in white vs. black, Civil War politics. No wonder our nickname is Funky Town. Grow up, people. If this place cannot get past skin color, we will eventually dry up and die.” — rantboy

About “Shades of Gray” by Chris Davis, concerning the coal-ash spill in East Tennessee:

“The water windmills disrupt the twiddle fish’s natural mating habitat. Thus in turn the goople fish in the Delta doesn’t have the twiddle fish’s offspring to feed on. So the goople fish dies off and we all know, as the goople fish goes, we all go.” — 38103

About “Bush Out, Obama In:
Hallelujah!” by Marty Aussenberg:

“Nice job, Gadfly, great observations. You are right, many out there will actually look for Obama to walk on water and rather quickly. Our country has dug itself a huge hole to climb out of and it’s going to take quite a bit of time to right the ills of Bush’s legacy (whether it’s his fault or not). So, for now, patience, good people, patience.” — TruthbKnown

Comment of the Week:

About “Obama’s Day in the Sun” by Jackson Baker:

“Q: How many Harvard grads does it take to screw up the oath? A: At least two.”

— tomguleff