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Vigil in Memphis Monday to Honor 3,000 Iraq War Dead

Concerned Memphians will hold a vigil on New Year’s Day to mourn the 3,000 American soldiers who have died in Iraq. The names of those killed in Iraq will be read aloud starting at noon, Monday, and will continue until the vigil at 6:15 p.m.

The event will take place outside the Federal Plaza, 167 N Main St.

“How many more soldiers do we have to lose from Tennessee before we have an exit strategy with a timeline that starts now?” said Jacob Flowers, director of the Mid-South Peace and Justice Center. “People will gather at the vigil holding signs that say ‘How Many More?’ and ‘Support Our Troops. Bring Them Home.’

For more information, contact Flowers at jacob@midsouthpeace.org.

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Justin Timberlake, Mariah Carey, and Whitney Houston on “Flying Titanic” for New Year’s?

This report comes from Pravda, so take it with a grain of beluga. We certainly find it hard to believe.

The paper details the planned New Year’s Day activities of Russian leaders, including Boris Yeltsin, Mikhail Ghorbachev, and Vladimier Putin.
Then it gets weird: “Russian oligarchs plan to repeat last year’s festivities. In the very beginning of 2006 they joined an Arab sheikh on board his luxurious plane. They traveled to the Antarctic in a company of US singer Tina Turner. For 2007 they are to board the “Flying Titanic” too to enjoy a pool, a game of bowling and super first-class dinner in a plane restaurant. Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Justin Timberlake will be entertaining the VIPs during the flight. The powers-that-be will land in Iceland where they will be comfortably accommodated in a castle of ice surrounded by the scenery from The Lord of the Rings movie. The luxury plane will be carrying 160 passengers in total. The cheapest ticket for only three days costs 125,000 euros. The most expensive one is evaluated at 700,000 euros.”

So if we are to believe Pravda, our own JT is going be flying to Iceland on a Russian plane in the company of crackhead Whitney Houston and nutso Mariah Carey, and while on the plane, they’ll be entertaining Russian gangsters?

We’re not making this up, but maybe Pravda is.

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New Year’s Resolutions are for Suckers …

For millions of earth’s citizens, the changing of years is a time to critique the past, to fiddle with one’s formula and come up with a new plan of action and, on January 1st, declare to the world, “I resolve to … !”

Well, screw those people. I say New Year’s resolutions are for suckers who don’t have the intestinal fortitude to self-edit on any day of the year that isn’t January 1st. And let’s not kid ourselves: January Firsters never keep their resolutions anyway. Just like Bono said: “Nothing changes on New Year’s day.”

But New Year’s Eve embraces our human failings and rewards those who don’t kid themselves. It’s the Dionysian celebration of all that is good and sincere about not making resolutions. It’s a parade of vices; even if your only vice is not getting to bed at a reasonable hour, you’re already guilty. It’s the indulging in behaviors that polite society says should be given up or performed in moderation the next day.

So this New Year’s Eve, resolve to give up resolutions. Luckily, there’s plenty of folks in the Mid-South prepared to help you do so. …

Looking for something to do for New Year’s? Read the rest of Greg Akers’ cover story, “Breaking With Tradition.”

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GRIZZLIES WIN! GRIZZLIES WIN! HOLY CRAP!

Interim coach Tony Barone’s debut on the Grizzlies’ bench was a success. Mike Miller’s 27 points led five Griz in double figures. Stromile Swift came off the bench and posted 14 rebounds and 15 points.

The Griz got off to a hot start, with 39 points in the first quarter, but Toronto scrambled back and closed to within two points in the final minutes. The Griz were deadly at the line (24-26) and held off the late charge to garner their seventh win of the season.

For a complete recap and box score, go here. For more on the Griz, check out Beyond the Arc, the Flyer‘s Grizzlies blog.

In other news: Grizzlies President Jerry West again praised recently fired coach Mike Fratello, reiterated that Barone’s coaching stint would only be through the end of this season, and confirmed that he would not rest until he found the perfect short Italian coach. Scheduled for interviews later this week are Rollie Massimino, Danny DeVito, Joe Pesci, and Father Guido Sarducci.

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VIEWPOINT: The Color of Corruption

When asked by The Commercial Appeal about the recent arrests of councilmen Rickey Peete and Edmund Ford for accepting bribes to advance a zoning proposal, Rhodes College professor Marcus Pohlmann went far beyond the usual blather about crime being bad and law enforcement being good and articulated out loud something that had been the subject of ample muttering on the street: Were blacks being targeted preferentially?

Oh, NOOOO! came a chorus of response from official sources. Justice is color-blind.

Well, is it?

Oldsters among us may recall that, a year or so before the Watergate burglary brought down President Richard Nixon, the coastal newspapers of record (the Post of Washington and the Times papers of New York and L.A.) were working overtime trying to demonstrate an illegally cozy arrangement between Nixon’s reelection committee and the city of San Diego, then under consideration as a convention site.

This was high finance, mind you, and though the papers’ heavy hitters did their best to make the millions of dollars’ worth of complicated quid pro quos intelligible, finally the public at large yawned, and the issue of presidential corruption was shelved, until … Bingo! A burglary at the Watergate Hotel. Second-story men. Skullduggery under cover of night. Now we’re talking!

The moral of the story? To facilitate the administration of justice, crimes ideally need to be basic and easily understandable to the lay-mind. Clinton got in serious trouble for screwing around and lying about it. “Is” was “is.” And that’s all there was to it.

Fade to the Enron scandal, in which respected executives eventually were brought to justice for a bogus accounting system that for a decade and more bilked billions from their employees and the public and whole states. Only after the company was forced into bankruptcy and somebody belatedly blew a whistle did Enron’s complicated schemes unravel and incur serious prosecutorial interest.

Closer to home is the now-revealed scheme under which a $6 million federal/state grant to build a public transportation facility was converted into a for-profit parking garage to enrich the Memphis Grizzlies’ management company.

No doubt that giveaway was part of the bait to attract the NBA team to our city; no doubt the parties — both in and out of public office — who approved the ploy understood it as such. The argument can even be made that this particular sleight of hand benefited the greater community.

It’s still a deception and, more than arguably, a swindle. And the sum involved is vastly more consequential that the chump change that councilmen Peete and Ford are accused of holding out their hands for. But legal action on the matter will require an exhaustive (and exhausting) search of mounds of records, and the close perusal of endless documents, and deposition upon deposition from the government and civic and entrepreneurial figures involved.

It wasn’t a sting, see. No cameras were involved, no pre-arranged ipso facto evidence, no simple — and visible — passage of money from hand to hand.

It was otherwise — and ever will be otherwise — with the likes of Peete and Ford and, for that matter, the Tennessee Waltz indictees. Nothing sophisticated and layered under level after level of bureaucratic process and contractual nuance. Just, “give me the money, and I’ll do what you want done.”

Political graft at this level is basically blue-collar crime committed by people wearing white collars. Just as on the chessboard, it’s the pawns that get picked off so as to facilitate the trickier — and more sweeping — moves of the other, intricately endowed pieces.

By definition, the kind of easy-do, easy-see showcase crime that in the last couple of years has netted so many greedy figures in public life is going to be committed disproportionately by people from more modest upbringings and circumstances. Yes, that means relatively more African Americans.

But you may take it on faith that there is a fairly teeming caste of scofflaws — disproportionately Caucasian and operating at a loftier, more cautious, yet far more remunerative level — who are so far undiscovered, or at least unindicted.

It may well be that the infinitely more difficult task of bringing these lawbreakers to justice is the next thing up on the local law-enforcement agenda.

But don’t hold your breath.

Jackson Baker is a Flyer senior editor.

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Herenton Will Give State of City Speech on New Year’s Day

Mayor Willie Herenton will host a prayer breakfast January 1st at the Memphis Cook Convention Center at which he will give his State of the City speech. Mayoral aide Gale Jones Carson said Herenton will discuss a “major project” in the speech, but she could not be more specific. The event will be carried live on the web at www.memphistn.gov. starting at 9 a.m. Herenton will be starting his 16th consecutive year as mayor. His fourth term ends in 2007. He has said he will run for a fifth term.

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CITY BEAT: A Down and Dirty Year

There are ordinary sleazy years, and then there was Memphis 2006.

Between high-profile investigations of political corruption, drug dealers, and strip clubs, there was enough blue material to offend — or satisfy — just about everyone. And most of it was set out in graphic detail in trials, tapes, indictments, and affidavits of men and women behaving badly. It was like having Ludacris, Johnny Knoxville, and Borat over for drinks at Kathy Griffin’s and turning on a tape recorder.

In fairness, not all of this happened in 2006. Some of it happened last year or the year before and just became public this year. Let’s just say that Memphis, recognized this year as one of America’s most violent and least healthy cities, has a leg up on more laurels in 2007. Test your knowledge with this little news quiz.

When Rickey Peete said “That’s a good picture” to Joe Cooper, he was talking about: A) the “4K” Joe was writing on a piece of paper; B) Jackass; C) Jackass Number Two.

“Another shocking aspect of Tunica Cabaret’s criminality is the role of management in the perpetration and obfuscation of the crimes,” said a criminal affidavit. Most unspeakably shocking, however, was: A) the sex show featuring a daisy chain of naked girls on the dance floor; B) the guns and drugs in plain view; C) the food service.

“Nobody brings me funny stuff.” So said: A) Willie Herenton; B) Roscoe Dixon; C) Flyer editor Bruce VanWyngarden.

“I did not feel strong enough about it to fight about it.” Who said it? A) a MATA official explaining revisions to the FedExForum garage; B) Joe Frazier before getting in the ring with Willie Herenton; C) Herenton after realizing Frazier was drunk.

“‘Can you get us a contract with the state of Tennessee?’ I said, ‘Well, shit, we may have to just create some law.'” This comes from A) Andrew Jackson’s biography; B) the state constitution; C) Tim Willis posing as a representative of E-Cycle Management.

“Joe ain’t the big juice. The big juice is Lois DeBerry, John Ford, Roscoe, and Kathryn Bowers. That’s your heavy hitters right there.” Juiceless Joe would be A) Joe Cooper; B) Joe Towns; C) Joe Frazier.

The statement “You don’t come out of the Senate with 17, yo shit don’t fly” is: A) what Barry Myers told E-Cycle Management; B) written on John Ford’s old business card; C) so true.

Who got in big trouble for repeatedly saying “nigger”? A) government witness Barry Myers; B) domestic terrorist and white racist Van Crocker; C) comedian Michael Richards.

Watusi, Don Juan, and Sticky areA) nicknames of men indicted last week on federal gun charges; B) real names in obituaries in The Commercial Appeal;C) guys who hang with Lavender, Trinity, and Kitten at Platinum Plus.

“Free popcorn and tacos at the bar” is: A) a secret warning that undercover cops are raiding strip clubs; B) the holiday special at Huey’s; C) seven words you will never hear at FedExForum.

When he said “I’ll drum up seven or make somebody walk out,” Edmund Ford meant seven: A) City Council members; B) dead bodies for his struggling mortuary; C) years of prison time if convicted.

“They were all smoking marijuana in the kitchen of the Tunica Cabaret, where Vega and Youngblood were cooking food for customers.” This sworn statement should alarm: A) the DEA; B) the vice squad; C) the health department.

Who said, “I have done this world wide, and this is the wildest I have ever seen,” and “That’s the best show I’ve ever seen in my life”? A) an MPD officer working undercover at a strip club; B) a Grizzlies fan; C) a reporter who covers the City Council.

Before he said “Throw me one of them stacks, man,” Roscoe Dixon was: A) watching a 400-pound wrestler on television; B) calculating the odds that Tim Willis was working for the FBI;C) concocting his alibi.

Happy &***@#!! New Year.

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South Carolina Tops Houston in Liberty Bowl, 44-36

AP – Defensive end Jordin Lindsey came up with two turnovers for a defense that made the stops that mattered most, and South Carolina beat Houston 44-36 in the Liberty Bowl on Friday for its first bowl victory under Spurrier.

“I still believe our defense can play a lot better,” Spurrier said. “We got out of position in the first half. But to hold Houston to eight points was a very good defensive effort in the second half.”

Lindsey, who intercepted a pass and recovered a fumble that set up 13 points, said they knew they had to turn up the pressure or endure Spurrier’s wrath.

“Basically, we were told to, or we would know what would happen. So we turned it up,” Lindsey said.

Blake Mitchell tied a bowl record by throwing four touchdown passes, Cory Boyd ran for two more TDs as the Gamecocks (8-5) finished Spurrier’s second season with their best record since going 9-3 in 2001.

Read more about the game here.

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POLITICS: Before I Forget…

Since my colleague John Branston has — as is usual with his year-end stuff — cornered the market on wit and trenchancy and since the clock tells me we’ve got to close out this issue, I’ll just lay down some matter-of-fact tracks. Call me Mr. Mundane.

Best New Political Face: Steve Mulroy, the University of Memphis law professor who, in scarcely more than a year’s time, became instrumental in a variety of public issues and finally was elected a Shelby County commissioner. Reminded on election night that nobody had heard of him a year earlier, Mulroy replied, “I hadn’t heard of me a year ago.”

All he had done in the meantime was spearhead, with varying degrees of success, a drive to save the Libertyland amusement park and another to implement voting-machine reform that included a verified paper trail. He also contributed to the legal defense effort of state senator Ophelia Ford when her election was under challenge.

In a year of continuing intramural strife among Shelby County Democrats, Mulroy achieved the not inconsiderable feat of getting along with all factions. Once on the commission, that extended to the body’s Republicans as well.

Speaking of which, commission chairman Joe Ford and county attorney Brian Kuhn have each independently called the version of the commission elected in 2006 to be the hardest-working ever. With eight new faces — and five tried-and-true holdovers — the commission has an opportunity to transcend matters of race and partisanship and to rethink a dozen major issues.

Best Old Political Face: 9th District Congressman-elect Steve Cohen, who finally has what he and his supporters have long believed he deserved: an opportunity to act substantially on the national political scene.

To get to his main chance, Cohen won a Democratic primary and a general-election race that were both hotly contested — in the process, threading his way through minefields of potential contentiousness based on party, race, and gender. The former state senator’s quip during a forum — “If you’d look at my voting record, you’d think I was a black woman” (or words to that effect) — ought to give you the idea.

The fact that Cohen won both races going away — and pulled a majority of the district’s black vote in the general — gives him the opportunity to do his stuff on everybody’s behalf.

Best New Political Force: The Blogosphere. Although operators of politically oriented Web logs came and went, there was a solid corps who were online all year, virtually 24/7, and managed to make a difference in what happened in politics and to politicians.

It is as difficult to list all the deserving here as it is for an Oscar winner on Academy Award night. But some are more equal than others: Former radio talk-show maverick Thaddeus Matthews became indispensable with his nonstop solid-gold news tips buried in a morass of conjecture, invective, and on-the-lip-of-libel accusations.

I’ve touted more than once the left-of-center sites that provided a beacon light generally and, in particular, helped Cohen’s campaign along with independent opposition research, among other contributions. Their number grows constantly, but some of them are: River City Mud Bugle; LeftWing Cracker; The Flypaper Theory; Confessions of a West Tennessee Liberal; Freedonian; Polar Donkey; Memphis Blue; Daily Docket; Brassmask; Queer Notes, etc.

Conservative cheerleader Mike Hollihan’s HalfBakered site flagged somewhat, but Mick Wright‘s Fishkite still operated; and John Farmer‘s Blue Dog Republican, and … Oh heck, folks, it’s a continuum.

Best Political Race of the Year: U.S. Senate race, featuring Republican Bob Corker, who won, and Democrat Harold Ford. Though this contest was disappointing in an ideological sense (both candidates mumbled right-of-center platitudes most of the way), voters do, after all, have to read between the lines.

And those who did could discern two men of talent who settled into a down-to-the-wire horse race that at the end had become a cynosure for the rest of the nation. That Ford lost should not discourage him from trying for the gold ring again; and Corker may end up (secretly) thanking his lucky stars that the Democrats took control of the Senate. Their narrow victory gives him the opportunity to perform like the pragmatic and conciliatory public person that he naturally is.

Best Political Race of Next Year: Mayor Willie Herenton (if he follows through) vs. Carol Chumney et al. Can’t wait.

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Shea Flinn Sworn in as State Senator

George Shea Flinn III, the Democrat whose father is a Republican county commissioner, became a Democratic state senator Friday morning, taking the oath of office from no less than Lt. Governor (and Senate speaker) John Wilder in a ceremony at the Crescent Club. On hand were several legislative dignitaries of both parties, as well as congressman-elect Steve Cohen, whose seat Flinn was selected by the Shelby County commission to fill. The new senator will take to Nashville a venerable leather briefcase once owned by his great-uncle, former U.S. Senator Richard Russell of Georgia.