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TV Review: Drunk History

Octavia Spencer as Harriet Tubman in Season 3 of Drunk History


Drunk History, Season Three
(2015; various dirs., including Jeremy Konner and Derek Waters)—One of those rare, obvious, so-stupid-it’s-actually-brilliant comic conceits that’s both infinitely renewable and funny as hell, the third season of Derek Waters’ soused, civic-minded riffing on our great nation’s landmarks, legends and lore remains far better than it has any right to be.

Although it has moved from its earlier home at FunnyorDie.com to Comedy Central, Drunk History remains as pure and simple as a shot and a beer. Each week Waters, a gentle, short-armed, kind-eyed deadpan artist, visits a new city, sits down with some people he likes who either live there or were originally from there, has a bunch of drinks with them, and listens to them talk about a key or overlooked moment in American history. Meanwhile, Waters, his supporting cast, and a surprisingly varied lineup of game guest stars perform period-appropriate re-enactments while lip-synching the words of their increasingly loaded narrator.

As Season Three guest narrator Tess Lynch pointed out in a recent interview on Previously.tv, the show is far more structured and deliberate than it appears. Each narrator has to memorize a script; each narrator is encouraged to research their topic independently; the final story involves plenty of rehearsal and multiple takes; and a medical team is present at every taping in case the boozing gets out of hand. But the final product—loose, colloquial, surreal, often hilarious—somehow feels like it was made up on the spot by a perfectly bombed barfly savant who’s tapped into a level of historical knowledge and comic invention unimaginable in our increasingly timid and calumnious high school social studies textbooks.

The high point of the season so far is Crissle West’s version of the adventures of Harriet Tubman, the “regular-ass person” who, after freeing 750 slaves during the Civil War (allegedly) declared, “This shit is dope as hell!” Tubman is played by Academy Award-winning actress Octavia Spencer, which is hardly surprising in a fictional cosmos where 30 Rock’s Jack McBrayer appears as both Clarence Darrow and Andrew Jackson.

Grade: A-

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Memphis Gaydar News

Lakeland Commissioner Makes Anti-Gay Remarks on Facebook

Clark Plunk

Lakeland City Commissioner Clark Plunk made a number of anti-gay remarks in a Facebook thread about a gay student from Christian Brothers High School who wasn’t allowed to take his male date to last weekend’s homecoming dance.

Plunk’s comments, which included a statement calling gays “vicious spiteful people,” were made in response to a post about Lance Sanderson, the CBHS senior who asked if he could bring his date to the dance. CBHS changed their policy after Sanderson’s request was turned down by an administrator. The homecoming dance policy stated “CBHS students may attend the dance by themselves, with other CBHS students, or with a girl from another school. For logistical reasons, boys from other schools may not attend.”

That dance was Saturday, and Sanderson did not attend. On Monday, when he came to class, he was asked to leave for the week. An administrator told him “had 890 other students to worry about and could not deal with me,” Sanderson told the Flyer on Monday afternoon.

Here are screenshots of Plunk’s comments.

The Tennessee Equality Project issued a statement responding to Plunk’s comments: “Elected officials are meant to serve all their constituents. These kind of disparaging remarks are improper for an office-holder, especially for an official totally removed from the reach of this controversy.”

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Sports Tiger Blue

Three Thoughts on Tiger Football

• Last Thursday’s game with Cincinnati featured 17 kickoffs. The Tigers and Bearcats combined for nine punts and six field-goal attempts. In a game that featured 99 points and was decided by a single (late) touchdown, special teams were on the field for 32 plays. Had even one of those plays gone dramatically sour for the Tigers, the outcome may have been different. So it’s less a surprise than you might think that Memphis punter Spencer Smith was named the American Athletic Conference’s Special Teams Player of the Week for his contributions to a game in which his team scored 53 points. Smith averaged 52.7 yards on his six kicks, one of them a 72-yard missile that redefined “flipping the field.

” Smith followed punt-returner Roderick Proctor (Week 1) and kicker Jake Elliott (Week 3) in earning special recognition from the AAC. Memphis coach Justin Fuente has told me on multiple occasions that special teams may not win a game, but they sure can lose one. Fact is, Memphis would not be 4-0 without the play of its special teams this season. 

The Memphis defense has been just this side of dreadful, especially the last two weeks. To its credit, it held late against both Bowling Green and Cincinnati to clinch victories for the Tigers. What’s wrong? The answer is as obvious as the names of the Tiger defensive players are not. Eight new starters are learning their way in game conditions and have been confronted with two of the country’s best offensive teams. Combine these two factors and there will be some gaps in coverage (ask Bowling Green’s Roger Lewis) and video-game numbers on the postgame stat sheet (752 yards gained by Cincinnati). This is where a fan base must show trust in Fuente (and defensive coordinator Galen Scott). Surely they see something in the likes of Dion Witty (eight solo tackles against the Bearcats) and Shareef White (four solos and a tackle-for-loss) that has the players on the field in the first place. It’s often said that an offensive unit needs time (and games) to gel, to find its way as an 11-man operation. Same goes for a defense. Expect progress — starting this Friday night — or changes with some of those names on the field.

• I was uncomfortable with such a suggestion last season, but I’ll share it now: This week’s opponent is one the Tigers should handle. South Florida is coming off a bye week, but lost its last two games by 20 points (Florida State) and 18 (a Maryland team that lost to Bowling Green by 21). The Bulls average “only” 27.3 points per game (the Tigers’ figure is ridiculous: 53.8). USF is second in the AAC, though, in total defense, allowing 344.7 yards per game (the Memphis offense is averaging 570.2). Tailback Marlon Mack (5.4 yards per carry) will lead the USF attack and I’m just not convinced that offense can outscore Memphis. If Paxton Lynch continues to be protected — he’s been sacked only four times in four games — the Tigers have too many weapons. Look for a third straight Tiger win in this series, and a 5-0 mark for the bye week ahead of . . . Ole Miss.

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State Road-Trouble Tour Comes to Memphis

Toby Sells

Senator Jim Tracy (front, center) brought his listening tour to Memphis Tuesday.

Tennessee road revenues have stagnated. Highway construction costs have risen. Tennessee has a backlog of $6 billion in road project, more than $800 million worth of them around Memphis. Something must be done.

That’s the word from the Memphis stop of state Senator Jim Tracy’s nine-city listening tour on Tuesday.

Tracy (R-Shelbyville) is the chairman of the Senate’s Transportation and Safety Committee and is using the tour to, of course, listen to local officials but to also discuss the challenges in funding the state’s long-term needs for its transportation system.

Tracy’s tour came Tuesday as Tennessee Governor Bill Haslam repeated his call for action on the state’s road construction backlog to reporters in Murfreesboro Monday. Haslam told reporters he has yet to set forth any specific recommendation to fix the backlog.

He said a gas tax hike likely won’t happen this year but said in March that a tax hike must happen in the next four years. Tracy has said he will not support a gas tax hike in the next legislative session.

Tracy brought with him Susan Mattson, a research analysts with the Tennessee Comptroller’s Office, and Bill Moore, chairman of the Tennessee Infrastructure Alliance and former chief engineer of the Tennessee Department of Transportation.

Mattson said, basically, that state transportation revenues are not expected to be sufficient for new projects or the long-term maintenance of highways. Most of the state’s road revenues, she said, come from a fuel tax, a fixed-rate fee assessed on gallons of fuel.

The last gas tax increase, she said, was in 1989. The last diesel fuel tax increase was in 1990.

Since then, automobile fuel efficiency has greatly improved, she said. So, even though people may be driving the same amount of miles each year, they’re paying less in fuel taxes to pay for the roads. The state is working on tax programs for electric cars and those running on compressed natural gas, like trucks run by FedEx and UPS, Tracy said.

But people are also driving less in general, Mattson said, pointing to the example that millennials are streaming into urban centers and opting for public transportation.

All of this, she said, has driven Tennessee road revenues down.

That’s bad news, according to Moore, who said some Tennessee roads might not get the fixes they need. He said there were around $800 million worth of projects around Shelby County that are sitting on the shelf because of a lack of funds.

Here are a few he mentioned:

1. Lamar Avenue – from Getwell Road to Mississippi state border
Plan: widen the road
Cost: $229 million

2. I-240 – from I-40 Midtown to I-55 South
Plan: re-build all interchanges on the six-mile stretch, improve conditions for future I-69 corridor
Cost: $50 million

3. SR 14 – from Covington Pike to Tipton County line
Plan: improve the 12.5-mile section
Cost: $75 million

4. I-40 – from Germantown Road to Collierville/Arlington Road
Plan: widen 8.4 mile stretch of road from four lanes to eight lanes
Cost: $65 million.

Most of the projects, Moore said, are shovel-ready and only await TDOT funds to get started.

Mattson put forth some options for new revenues.

A one-cent higher gas tax, she said, would yield about $31 million in new road revenues. A one-cent hike on the diesel tax would yield $9.6 million. An average Tennessee citizen, she said, pays about $160 per year in gas taxes, for a total of $300 of total taxes.

Matron said other states tax miles driven instead of fuel. This, she said, usually requires the state to install some sort of GPS tracker on cars.

Another options, she said, would be for the state to issue debt on road projects, something Tennessee has never done.

Yet another option is to levy tolls at booths on drivers for their use of highways.

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Music Music Blog

Cave, Savoy Motel Live at Murphy’s

Cave from Chicago, Illinois.

It would be a shame if Chicago’s Cave (one of Drag City Records’ better-kept secrets) came through Memphis to play Murphy’s, again, and did so to a somewhat empty room. Offshoot Bitchin Bajas were offered a rapt audience last December when they played at Glitch, but perhaps we’re comparing apples and oranges here. Largely instrumental and highly recommended to fans of loud and rhythmic Kraut rock / space-rock like Can, Neu!, and Hawkwind, Cave is a rather hard to pin down but extremely active band that has released five full lengths since forming in 2006. Cave co-founder Cooper Crain also busies himself as an in-demand Chicago engineer/producer, and his credits include recordings by Circuit Des Yeux, Times New Viking, Heavy Times, ONO, and Moon Duo, among others.   

Also on the bill is Savoy Motel, the new project of former Memphian Jeffrey Novak. Novak has a budding solo career and is the founder of Cheap Time, but Savoy Motel doesn’t have much in common with those projects at all. Featuring memebers of D. Watusi and Heavy Cream, Savoy Motel should bring the funk to get things started tomorrow night. Doors are at 9 p.m. Check out songs from both bands below.

Cave, Savoy Motel Live at Murphy’s

Cave, Savoy Motel Live at Murphy’s (2)

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Beyond the Arc Sports

Three Takeaways from Grizzlies Media Day

Kevin Lipe

As you probably already know (unless you haven’t been near social media of any kind for the last 48 hours or so), yesterday was the Grizzlies’ Media Day, the first official gathering of the 2015-16 basketball season, where all the players, coaches, and staff (except for Robert Pera, who only showed up for his first Media Day as owner) get together and talk to reporters before hopping on a plane and heading for training camp.

This year’s camp is at UC Santa Barbara, and the Griz will be working with P3, a sports science/medicine company specializing in injury prevention, which is something the team thinks can give them a real competitive advantage—even though coach Dave Joerger said the preliminary results, pre-camp, indicate that certain Griz players (who he didn’t seem eager to name) are “not in tremendous shape.” It was just one of the things that stuck out to me yesterday: injury prevention as a new frontier the Griz are trying to explore this season.

Which, well, let’s get on with it:

Three Takeaways From Media Day 2015

Larry Kuzniewski

Is Jeff Green going to be on the team after the trade deadline? (Also, hi Matt Barnes)

Something is going to have to happen with this roster to clear up some room. For the first time I can remember, the Griz are rolling into training camp with a full 15 guaranteed contracts, meaning the roster is completely full. Usually it feels like Chris Wallace-era Griz teams have entered the season with 13 guys under contract, leaving wiggle room for a possible camp standout or just for the sake of maximum flexibility.

It’s not just that there are 15 guys on the roster, either; it’s who the guys are. There are a lot of wings on the team, even if you think Matt Barnes is mostly going to be a power forward (which seems to be the case so far, but it’s early). Given that Courtney Lee is in a contract year, Tony Allen isn’t getting any younger, Vince Carter has already passed into “Probably Wrote Some Of The Old Testament” age, and Jeff Green is only going to have so many chances to prove he can help this team before they start looking elsewhere, recent draft pick Jordan Adams is going to be called on to prove he can be an NBA rotation player. The front office certainly believes it, Adams certainly believes it, and by all accounts most of the team believes it.

The question, then, is whether Dave Joerger believes it enough to play him over a veteran option who may be less mistake-prone but have less upside.

That remains to be seen. To my mind, the worst trait that Joerger learned while coaching under Lionel Hollins is his dogged insistence on playing “his guys” when there might be other options available. We have yet to see him be willing to take a chance on a younger guy—which, sure, rookies don’t often rack up minutes on contending teams, but the reticence to even try playing Adams spot minutes last year left a bad taste in my mouth.

Yesterday, Joerger indicated that he’d “be willing to play the best player” if one of the younger guys (Adams, Jarnell Stokes, and Russ Smith in this case—Jarell Martin seems to be a much longer-term project, if only because of his foot injuries—beat out an older guy for a rotation spot. I take that with more than a few grains of salt, to be honest. I’m not sure a younger guy can “beat out” an older guy who Joerger trusts, even if that younger guy has more upside.

What I’m saying, ultimately, is this: I think Joerger will probably be a little too reliant on combinations of Lee, Green, and Tony Allen that don’t work very well, and will probably give Vince Carter minutes that should go to Jordan Adams, and my assumption is that—given the “expiring contract” status of Green and Lee (and Carter’s partial guarantee next season)—at some point, Joerger will get his toys taken away so he has to play who he’s got.

The number of 3-point attempts has to be higher, even if the shots aren’t necessarily better. I talked about this a little bit in my admittedly grumpy clearing-the-pipes piece: there is no magic bullet “Shootist” player out there who will instantly cure the Grizzlies’ woes from long range.

I talked about this at length with more than one basketball brain yesterday. The 3-point shots that are generated in the flow of the Grizzlies’ offense aren’t necessarily the best attempts—more of them could be uncontested, and a lot of them come as last-minute “safety valve” shots after a play has broken down and the Griz are just improvising trying to find a shot. That said, the percentages aren’t bad. The team was 22nd in 3P% last year, shooting 33.9%. The real problem, though, is the number of shots they took. The Grizzlies averaged 15.2 3-point attempts per game, good for 29th in the league.

The solution seems fairly obvious: take a few more 3-point shots. Maybe somewhere just under the league average. If they continue to hit them at the same 33% rate, that’s good for a few more made 3’s per game, which stretches the floor, adds scoring, and alleviates pressure on the Grizzlies’ inside game.

They don’t even really have to upgrade the personnel they have. Courtney Lee is an excellent shooter when he’s actually willing to take the attempts (and not suffering from a lingering hand injury that nobody knows about). Jeff Green isn’t a great good 3-point shooter, but he’s decent from the corners, and so is Matt Barnes. Mike Conley has had a good stroke from long distance the last few years. Just get these guys to take a few more 3-pointers in the flow of the game and the Grizzlies offense will be in much better shape without really having to change all that much.

They’re never going to be a pace-and-space team like the Warriors and Hawks. They probably won’t ever get the Spurs’ motion/pick and roll stuff going. But they can space the floor slightly more effectively using the pieces they have; they just have to change their willingness to take 3-pointers. Seems easy. My guess is it won’t be, but it’s something that needs to happen for the Griz to be an elite team.

Marc Gasol is back to being himself, and he’s starting to become a Philosopher King. Gasol can say whatever he wants about his free agency last year—it bothered him, and it bothered him a lot. I’m not even talking about his on-court demeanor, which vacillated between “destroy everything in my path” and “jersey-ripping nervous breakdown.” I’m talking about the way he carried himself in the locker room, the way he talked to media, the way he sat sullen by himself on the bench from time to time. It was obvious all season long last year (and especially towards the end, from the All-Star Break onward) that Marc had a lot on his mind.

Larry Kuzniewski

Marc Gasol is more comfortable than ever, and that’s probably a good thing.

Yesterday, he was more like the Gasol we’ve seen for so long. He was relaxed, making jokes, and yet deadly serious in his inimitable way. He spoke about what it’s going to take for the Grizzlies to “become elite”:

I feel like this is the last, glorious stage of the development of Gasol’s persona. He’s a fierce competitor, a beast on the court, and yet he’s always been a little aloof, determined to do what he wants to do and talk to people like me about it as little as possible. Now that he’s locked up for a long-term deal, Gasol seems willing to say whatever’s on his mind—even when he’s starting to dip into mysticism about what it’s going to take to be great.

Gasol’s “step into the unknown” comment was in the context of talking about the ceiling of the current Grizzlies group, and that seems as good a place as any to wrap up.

Gasol’s full comment was that the Griz could just show up with the roster they have and make the playoffs and be decent. That’s what they’ve done the last few years, and there’s no reason to think they can’t do that again. They have all the pieces in place. But that’s not the goal of the NBA season—the goal of the NBA season is to determine a champion. The Grizzlies, as currently configured, doing the same thing they’ve been doing since 2010-11, aren’t going to win a championship. They’ve got to take some chances, make some alterations (even if they’re minor ones), and maybe most importantly they have to remain consistent all year long.

That’s what Marc Gasol said yesterday. He said you don’t become elite in the playoffs; you become elite by being an elite team every day. I have no doubt that he remembers the way things went at the end of last year, and how close the Grizzlies were to being #2 in the West intead of #5. It was right there for the taking. Of course, whether that would’ve affected the ultimate end of the season is a different question, but the regular season collapse left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth (including mine, if I’m honest).

The Grizzlies seem mentally ready for another season. Whether they are or not, it’s around the corner. Things are going to have to change this year, but even within that framework we’re going to see Our Boys in Beale Street Blue go out and do what they’ve done for years, playing the style they play, trying their hardest to represent the city of Memphis and make us—we, the city—proud. They really think about this stuff.

The step into the unknown is going to have to happen at some point if they really want to bring us, Memphis, a title. We watch and wait. The season is here.

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Cleveland St. Gets Bike Lanes, Left Turning Lane

Not every city bicycle lane project is welcomed by motorists, but the bike lanes going in on Cleveland this month have led to an unexpected bonus for drivers.

The long-anticipated repaving project has reconfigured the Midtown street to include buffered bike lanes, but it’s also made room for left vehicular turning lanes at stoplights at the street’s major intersections.

For years, drivers wanting to turn left from Cleveland onto Poplar, Jefferson, Madison, or Union had to do so in a parking lot or side street since left turns at those intersections were not allowed. But since the city is adding bicycle lanes up and down Cleveland, they’ve also been able to create a left turning lane.

National Association of City Transportation Officials

Portland, Oregon, will be painted at the intersection of Cleveland and Peabody.

“One of the added benefits of the redesign is the fact that there is now a left turning lane continuously along Cleveland,” said Kyle Wagenschutz, the city’s bicycle and pedestrian program manager. “When I was driving down Cleveland [one day last week], there were no fewer than eight cars waiting to turn left on Union. That wouldn’t have been possible a few weeks ago.”

The bike lanes going in on Cleveland — from Overton Park Avenue to Lamar — are still a work in progress, but when the repaving and striping project wraps up in a few weeks, those lanes will be completely protected from traffic along most of the street.

A buffer lane with white metal poles will separate car traffic from bicycle traffic, a configuration that hasn’t been possible with many of the city’s bicycle lane projects.

“The buffer zone will continue at least to Peabody. There’s a little section of Cleveland where the traffic circles are, and there was no room for a bike lane there,” Wagenschutz said. “On those couple of blocks, you have to share the road. But the buffers will resume at Harbert down to Lamar.”

The city will also be getting its first “bike box” on Cleveland at the Peabody intersection. A bike box is a large painted box on the street that allows cyclists to position themselves in front of cars lined up at a traffic light. Cars have to stop outside the bike box — about 10 feet back from where they normally would stop at an intersection — and let cyclists go first.

“It allows us to bring the bikes all the way to the intersection, and then the bicycles will cue up in front of the cars before proceeding through the intersection,” Wagenschutz said. “It will be the first bike box in Memphis and only the second in Tennessee. Nashville put one in earlier this year.”

For now, the bicycle lanes will only extend as far north as Overton Park Avenue, but Wagenschutz said, once Crosstown Concourse construction is done, they’ll add lanes (most of which will be buffered) all the way down North Watkins to Frayser.

“There was a conscious decision to stop the repaving at Overton Park Avenue so we wouldn’t have a lot of heavy trucks rolling over it headed to the Crosstown site,” Wagenschutz said.

Todd Richardson, co-leader of Crosstown Concourse development, said they’re thrilled to have bike lanes leading to the redeveloped Crosstown site.

“Ever since we started Crosstown Arts in 2010, we’ve known that we’re not just renovating a building; we’re building community. Having a neighborhood where people feel safe biking is critical to that broader mission,” Richardson said.

Richardson points to plans that will make Crosstown Concourse as bike-friendly as possible.

“Current development plans also include extending the V&E Greenline across North Parkway onto the Concourse site, as well as providing secure bike storage, changing rooms, and repair stations inside the building,” he said.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

Sports Talk on the Menu

Memphis is a town of many deep-rooted sports interests. Between the University of Memphis Tigers basketball and football programs, the Memphis Grizzlies of the NBA, et al, sports fandom in Memphis is as passion-filled and potentially divisive a subject as religious faith. And as revered as these teams and institutions are, so too are the newsbreakers and speculators that populate the local sports talk radio airwaves and newspaper pages. Inevitably, these sports media figures are recognized for their talents and influence in numerous ways, including the illustrious honor of having menu items named for them at local restaurants.

Chef Kelly English’s The Second Line features a po’boy sandwich called the Verno on its menu, a tribute to 92.9 FM midday radio host and Grizzlies TV commentator Chris Vernon. According to Vernon, the naming of the sandwich came from an on-air football bet between himself and Chef English.

“The deal was, the Cowboys and Saints were playing. This was before The Second Line opened,” he says. “If the Cowboys won, he had to name a sandwich after me. If the Saints won, I had to say ‘Go Saints’ coming in and out of every segment on my show. The Saints absolutely destroyed the Cowboys, but he named the thing after me anyway.”

The sandwich is built on a generous base of braised and shredded chicken thighs, topped with melted Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and pickles on crusty French-style bread.

Justin Fox Burks

The Verno from The Second Line

“I love it,” Vernon says. “Kelly English is one of the best chefs in America, and there is a sandwich on his menu named after me. There’s not a week that goes by that someone doesn’t text or tweet me about that sandwich. It’s unbelievable.”

The menu at Republic Coffee boasts its own sports journalist-tribute item, a breakfast sandwich formerly known as the “Ahab.” “It’s funny, you always think that if you are going to have a sandwich named for you, that you would get to design the sandwich, or at least be asked if you want a sandwich named for you,” says Geoff Calkins, the lead sports columnist for The Commercial Appeal and a morning radio host on 92.9. “But that didn’t happen in my case.”

In fact, Calkins didn’t realize that the Calkins — large hunks of smoked salmon, cream cheese, capers, and onions, all packed inside slices of a toasted everything bagel — even existed until he walked in to Republic one afternoon after talking about great Memphis sandwiches on his radio show, and the barista asked him why he didn’t mention his own sandwich.

“I had no idea. Apparently they re-named it after me because I ordered it so much,” Calkins says. “I think I might have singlehandedly kept it on the menu.”

“The fact that I had a sandwich made Gary [Parrish] extremely jealous,” he adds, half-jokingly. “That’s how he got his sushi roll. He lobbied on the air to get it because he was jealous of me.”

Parrish, the evening drive-time host on 92.9 and a national columnist and TV analyst for CBS Sports, denies the claim.

“I would never be jealous of a man who turned a Harvard Law degree into a newspaper job,” he says, returning the jibe. “In all seriousness, that may have been where the whole bit actually started.”

Justin Fox Burks

The G. Parrish Anxiety Disorder at Bluefin

The bit Parrish is referring to was an on-air monologue about not understanding “anonymous donors” and wanting his name on everything, including fast-food items, buildings, etc. This resonated with the folks at Bluefin.

“Fast-forward a few weeks. I’m in Bluefin with some friends, and one of the managers approached me as I was walking out,” Parrish says. “He said he listens to the show and would love to design a roll with me and slap my name on it. Next thing you know, it’s on the menu.”

Dubbed the G. Parrish Anxiety Disorder, Parrish’s namesake roll is a kitchen-sink creation with tempura shrimp, crab, and cream cheese inside, topped with smoked salmon, avocado, eel sauce, and, most crucially, spicy Sriracha, which cuts through the richness of the other ingredients. Not surprisingly, the roll has become one of the restaurant’s most popular items.

“I’m genuinely and oddly proud of how everything has turned out,” Parrish says. “I honestly thought this would just be something that might be funny to me and only me for a few weeks or months, and then they’d change the menu and it would just go away. But here we are, all these years later, and it’s still there.”

Of course, anyone who has listened to sports talk radio in Memphis for more than a few minutes is surely familiar with the legendary George Lapides, currently a morning host on Sports 56. Lapides has been covering sports in print and on the air in this town for longer than some of his colleagues have been alive.

It is very fitting that Germantown Cajun restaurant Mister B’s offers a dish bearing his name, the George Lapides Special. Lapides has long been a spokesman for the eatery — for my money, “I want to tell you about Mister B’s” is up there with “I don’t think the Cardinals will ever win/lose another game” and “I want to play” in the pantheon of George-isms. He is also, in fact, the inventor of the dish.

“I used to always get a cup of the crawfish etouffee as an appetizer, and I knew they had wild rice as a side” Lapides says. “One night I asked my server to fix me a big, dinner-sized plate of wild rice, with the etouffee poured on top.”

And the results?

“Oh, it’s fabulous,” he says. “It was just a word-of-mouth thing at first, but people started ordering it so much they put it on the menu. It looks strange to me to see it, but I don’t mind.”

Not to be outdone, the radio voice of the Grizzlies and afternoon host on 92.9, Eric Hasseltine, has his own signature menu item as well: a dessert-y cocktail at the soda fountain inside A. Schwab‘s called the Eric Hasseltine Cherry. The drink is simple but effective — and delicious. Think of a lighter, sweeter version of a Manhattan; house-made cherry syrup, bourbon, and bitters poured over “Sonic-style” ice nuggets in an old-fashioned soda glass, topped with fizzy soda.

“It’s very flattering,” Hasseltine says. “I’m not a huge partier anymore, but I’ve always been a whiskey guy. Sometimes I’m disappointed they aren’t open later so I could go in and get one after a game.”

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Memphis Gaydar News

CBHS Sends Student Home After He Spoke Out Against Anti-Gay Policy

Lance Sanderson

Lance Sanderson, the Christian Brothers High School (CBHS) senior who wasn’t allowed to bring his male date to last Saturday’s homecoming dance, was sent home from school on Monday morning. Sanderson said he was told by an administrator that the school staff “had 890 other students to worry about and could not deal with me.”

Sanderson sent the Memphis Flyer a copy of a letter he wrote to the CBHS administration. Here is the letter:

Dear CBHS Administration,
Today I arrived at school around 6:30am. I sat down to complete my assignments for the classes I planned on attending today. At 7:30am, I was speaking to a teacher when an administrator walked into the room and told me to gather my books and come to the office. When I arrived at the office I was told that the administration “had 890 other students to worry about” and could not deal with me. I was told to go home for the week. I said goodbye to a few teachers and students, then drove home.

I am hurt by this exclusion. It goes against the Lasallian value of brotherhood that the school is supposed to stand for. You won’t let me dance with my date and you won’t let me go to class now either. I had hoped that today would be one for positive conversation going forward. Instead, I was sent home. I haven’t done anything wrong and haven’t hurt anybody. I want to be welcomed back to the school building today and I want this mean-spirited semi-suspension ended, so that I can do my classwork like anybody else.

As Martin Luther King Jr. once wrote from a Birmingham jail cell: “Let us all hope that the dark clouds of…prejudice will soon pass away and the deep fog of misunderstanding will be lifted from our fear drenched communities, and in some not too distant tomorrow the radiant stars of love and brotherhood will shine over our great nation with all their scintillating beauty.”

Sincerely,
Lance Sanderson

Sanderson said the school isn’t calling it a suspension, but they told him he was being sent home because the school was getting bad press. That press started last week after it was revealed that CBHS instituted a policy to prevent students at the all-male private Catholic school from bringing boys from other schools to the homecoming dance. CBHS declined to comment for this story.

After Sanderson asked to bring a boy from another school, CBHS “issued a policy on its website stating that ‘CBHS students may attend the dance by themselves, with other CBHS students, or with a girl from another school. For logistical reasons, boys from other schools may not attend.'”

Sanderson launched a Change.org petition, and the Flyer posted a story about the situation last Wednesday. Within a day, the story had gone viral on national news and LGBT sites, including Towle Road, Wonkette, and Teen Vogue. This weekend, the CBHS Alumni Association held posters supporting Sanderson at the city’s annual Mid-South Pride parade and festival.

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Music Video Monday: Lucero

Today’s Music Video Monday features gratuitous automotive destruction. 

Back in 2012, hard-touring Memphians Lucero got a new van to replace their worn-out old one. They could have sold the old one for scrap, but instead they chose the rock and roll option: Trash the van, and make a music video out of it. Director Jonathan Pekar captured the celebratory destruction and created this raucous video for “Women & Work”. 

Music Video Monday: Lucero

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