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TATOOS AND BANANAS

Don’t get me wrong — I have nothing against body art in general. I do admit a certain grotesque

fascination with such bangles that seem to be a modern form of torture, but only in a method of awe.

Tattoos, however, are rather commonplace these days. Rock stars, athletes and junior high students all sport various surfaces of permanent decoration whose design declares the era of the procedure as fads rage one minute and fade the next. I myself sport such an epidermal ornament, which I definitely enjoy. Never did I ever imagine that aside from general prejudice,

I might be banned from otherwise-public facilities.

A few weeks ago, I relocated to the Kyoto Prefecture of Japan to work as an English teacher for the Kameoka Board of Education. I have spent the time since then trying to furnish my apartment on a meager budget and

find my way around the area. Another new teacher

expressed an interest in joining a gym, so we

dutifully visited the two gyms in town.

After touring the second and gesturing our way through many questions (dictionary in hand) we decided to join.

We made our way through the first form, copying the information from our wallet card. The hostess, then proceeded to open a rules booklet and attempt to convey their meaning to us.

The first rule: no tattoos allowed. I don’t understand, I said (one of the best phrases to know in any language, as important as ‘where is the bathroom.’) Arimasu ka, or literally, does one exist, she inquired, concerned. Hai, arimasu. A frenzy of activity ensued.

Although Japan has less crime than America, there is a sizeable nationwide gang whose members are referred to as “yakuza.” The defining characteristic of these gang members is that they all have a tattoo or two. Thus, many public bathhouses won’t admit anyone with body art. Of this fact I was aware, but of the gym membership rule I was not. No tattoos allowed? Can I

check it at the door?

The hostess and various staff of the gym bustled

around, temporarily flustered by this situation. I was able to pick out a few words and took the liberty of constructing the following river of conversation– “This woman wants to join! She is an English teacher and works for in City Hall, but she has a tattoo! But she is a foreigner, and blond at that; she cannot possible be yakuza. But the rules say, and what if

anybody notices? But it’s not likely to be seen, and she is a foreigner and may be good for business.”

Eventually the hostess came back and murmured

furtively, “It is okay.” Whew. So much for being

truthful about any situation. Behind me a sign

advertising a line of sporting clothing named “Body Art” hung in tribute to a society that cannot understand sarcasm.

But all’s well that ends well, and we procured the

coveted gym membership to the tune of a significant loss to our bank accounts. Sun Sports made an exception for me; they bent the rules a bit to welcome me into their facility, and their way of life. So

anybody who wishes to argue that the Japanese are

stubborn and proud should remember how these people accepted me, despite my differences and potentially threatening mark.

After all, change begins with small

differences being recognized, considered, and perhaps allowed. Oh, and for those of you who were expecting to read about bananas, I would just like to add that the bananas here taste better although they are smaller and more expensive. But that’s okay, I buy

them anyway.

(Emily Bays,a recent intern at the Flyer, moved to Kyoto, Japan, to teach English after her graduation from Rhodes in May. Some weeks back we afforded you another report in this space — from a Memphian now teaching English in Japan — about Memphis-specific T-shirts seen on Osaka subway lines. Clearly, it is our destiny to shed as much light (or tatooed skin) as we can on the inscrutable East.)

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CYBER SQUATTING AND KRIS KRISTOFFERSON

Like most aspiring writers, I was tired of having my work rejected every time I submitted my pieces for publication. It gets old after a while. I knew I was writing quality stuff and there was an audience starving for my acidic wit and insights. Then one day I stumbled across the answer to my quandary. He came to me in a vision. My muse came to me in a Christ like appearance: long-haired, handsome, and bearded. It was Kris Kristofferson, the legendary country music singer/son writer!

For some reason, I recalled the old story of how a young, desperate, Kristofferson was first discovered in Nashville by jumping out of a plane and parachuting into the back yard estate of Johnny and June Cater Cash. It was time for me to pull a similar stunt of my own. Desperate times call for drastic measures.

In early May, I was excited about all of the buzz that was being generated about the N.B.A. s Vancouver Grizzlies possible relocation to Memphis. Being a sports dork and a longtime suffering Memphian, I was hyped about the chances of my beloved town finally becoming a major league city. I called my oldest friend, Sanford “Sal” Shefsky, over to my condo to discuss our plan of attack.

We sat back in my den in front of the computer for hours, drinking beer and pondering ways to promote ourselves and the efforts to lure the Grizzlies. The quote of the evening came from my girlfriend, who was watching an Ally McBeal rerun in the living room. She barked toward the back of the condo in our general direction, “I hope you two perverts aren t downloading pictures of Brittany Spears again. That s sick for two grown men in their mid-thirties.”

“We just bought a website,” I retorted. “We are the proud owners of www.memphisgrizzlies.org.” With Sal s help, I had pulled off my very own Kristoffersonian stunt, and the fun was about to start. Sanford went home. I spent the next two hours filling the site with supportive, tongue-in-cheek musings, stating the reasons why Memphis needed a major league franchise. Among other things, I wrote that we would be willing to sell the site for three million dollars. We bought it for only $35.00 ($17.50 each).

We got a little bit of local press coverage in May for our efforts, but for the most part, we went unnoticed. Then in mid-July, I received a registered letter from the N.B.A. in New York. It was their contention that even though we legally registered the domain name and built the web site two full months before the there was a Memphis Grizzlies team, we were guilty of trademark infringement, trademark dilution, and unfair competition.

The Commercial Appeal did a story on this, and some of the local rock stations interviewed us. We thought it was funny. All of our family and friends were calling us and saying that they saw us in the paper and heard us on the radio. We thought our 15 minutes was almost up. A few hours later, all hell broke loose. The story hit the A.P. wire. Suddenly, everyone in the world wanted to talk to us. Our plight was being seen around the world on internet sites and publications such as: the New York Times online, Sports Illustrate/CNN, ESPN.com, Street and Smith Sports Business Daily ,Yahoo News, etc., etc.

The Memphis television stations started sending camera crews out to interview us. Suddenly, the media made our story to be one of David versus Goliath proportions. We were David. The N.B.A. was Goliath. The public sentiment was overwhelmingly in our favor. We started frequenting the Memphis radio airwaves with our tale.

Shortly thereafter, talk radio stations from around the nation starting calling us for interviews. Our David-versus-Goliath struggle now also became a freedom of speech issue. When I first heard the term “freedom of speech issue” my newfound hero, Kris Krisofferson, came to mind once again. His lyrics from Me and Bobbie McGee played over and over in my head: “Freedom is just another word for nothing left to loose.” We literally had nothing left to lose. So, we hired the best freedom of speech lawyer we could find, Bruce Kramer, a noted defender of the A.C.L.U. to protect our rights and our beloved site.

The emails came next. We received 600 emails from Iceland to L.A. The vast majority was in our corner. Most of them saw it as a big evil empire trying to squash two little guys. Some even went as far as to call us “cyber martyrs.” At this point, my over inflated ego had me seeing myself as Sally Field in Norma Rae, a staunch leader for the underclasses.

We were in a real catch 22. Our two main objectives had been met: 1. My writing has received a huge amount of exposure. 2. We were supporting the Grizzlies. However, we feel that we were being unjustly attacked by an 800 pound gorilla called the N.B.A. After all, the content of the site is pro-Memphis Grizzlies. We have become emotionally attached to the site, and we refuse to give it away without substantial compensation. No matter what happens, we will remain supportive of the Memphis Grizzlies. I just won t listen to Kris Kristofferson any more.

(Greg Graber, whose involvement with www.memphisgrizzles.org was dealt with in this space last week, is a freelance writer and broadcaster. His weekly radio show, The Greg Graber Grizzlie Growl, can be heard on 94.1 FM. He also maintains a personal website at: www.thegrabersite.com.)

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wednesday, 6

Aerosmith at The Pyramid. And now I must5 be gone before a hosue falls
on me. As always, I really don’t care what you do this week because I don’t
even know you, and unless you can do something to stop the government of Iran
from publicly flogging people caught with pet Chihuahuas (I mean, it
has been more than 2,000 years, I’m sure I don’t want to meet you.
Besides,it’s time for me to blow this dump and go see if that tax-refund check
is in the mail. How much liposuction can one get for 300 bucks?

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DOWNTOWN DEVELOPMENT

Sixty-one-year-old entrepreneur B.J. Whitman was quoted in a recent A.P.
article as saying, ‘Every town needs a barbershop and Memphis is no
exception.’ Whitman’s barbershop,which will be open only on Mondays, is the
first business to open in Memphis — Mississippi, that is — since the
town incorporated in 1973.

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SPEAKING OF BEER

And big bucks, a $3 million lawsuit has been brought against an Oklahma
bottle-cap manufacturer by the Coors Brewing Company. According to Coors, some
beer, which was bottled in Memphis, was never shipped out to stores. It was
destroyed after a “drinkability panel” noted that the brew produced a distinct
“cardboard” after-taste. Fly on the Wall’s own “drinkability panel,” though
unable to obtain a sample of the tainted beer, did conclude that any
additional flavor in Coors would have to be an improvement.

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tuesday, 4

Recuperate from Monday….I read…. the other day [about a 17-year-old boy]
who was the victim of molestation by one “Smiley the Clown.” Now, I am not
making fun of this incident, and no one out there should be molesting anyone.
But come on. A clown! Named Smiley? For one thing, if you must be a
clown, you really should come up with a name that’s a bit more original. And
you should not, under any circumstances, molest young boys. No wonder so many
people have phobias of clowns. Clowns, mimes,Republicans, Spice Girls, rock-
chucking anti-tax fanatics, those people who run around Audubon Park enacting
those strange medieval battles. Sometimes I’m must plain scared to walk out of
my house….

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THE BIG TIME OF SMALL-TIME SPORTS

ABC Television, Southaven, Mississippi, and the Choctaw Band of Indians in Central Mississippi have something in common. They’ve discovered that amateur sports for kids can be profitable as well as popular — a fact that Memphis has been slow to grasp.

If you watched ABC in prime time Sunday night, you didn’t see a blockbuster movie or an NFL preseason football yawner. You saw a bunch of 12-year-old boys playing in the finals of the Little League World Series, with Brent Musberger providing the analysis and 40,000 people in the stands.

Southaven’s answer to the Little League World Series is Snowden Grove, a new 17-field lighted baseball complex on Getwell that hosted 10 age-group “World Series” of its own this summer plus 11 invitational tournaments, attracting a total of 1,300 players from 28 states. Scotty Baker, manager of the municipally owned complex, says it drew rave comparisons to Disney World and Cooperstown.

In Neshoba County, Mississippi, near Philadelphia, the Pearl River Resort, a casino complex owned by the Choctaws, plans to add a regional amateur sports complex with championship facilities for baseball, soccer, stickball, and swimming and seating for 10,000 spectators. No one who has seen the Choctaws’ phenomenally successful Silver Star Casino, two PGA-quality golf courses, and partially completed second casino and hotel sells them short.

Rusty fences, peeling paint, dim lights, and overgrown playing fields are a thing of the past — unless you’re talking about Memphis, that is. While Memphis builds yet another arena and mothballs the Defense Depot, Tim McCarver Stadium, and the Mid-South Coliseum, surrounding small towns from Jonesboro, Arkansas, to Collierville to Southaven have invested millions in bigger and better youth sports facilities.

And they’re having a Wal-Mart effect. Baseball isn’t just vanishing from the inner city, it’s vanishing from the city, period. The only sizable tournament held inside the Interstate 240 loop is the Pendleton Tournament at Colonial School, an unlighted complex of four small, uneven fields. Most competitive tournaments are now played at Snowden Grove.

The Mike Rose Soccer Complex near Collierville now attracts games and tournaments that used to be played on inferior (but more centrally located) fields at Shelby Farms, May Field, and various Memphis churches, schools, and public parks.

Jonesboro has poured $5 million into its new Joe Mack Campbell Park, consisting of 18 soccer fields and 14 baseball fields, most of them lighted. Jason Wilkie, interim director of parks and recreation, says, “We want to be a regional sports center” for teams as far away as Little Rock, Memphis, and St. Louis.

Young athletes who aren’t old enough to drive travel with their parents instead, staying at local motels and eating at local restaurants.

“We do see a benefit from tournaments in terms of rooms and number of nights booked,” says Lindy Frizzell, general manager of the Hampton Inn Southaven.

Parents spend so much time transporting their children to games and tournaments in the ‘burbs that it makes little sense to live anywhere else. The flight to quality in athletics is as much a factor in school choice as the flight to quality in academics. City and suburban schools are so unequal in baseball and soccer that they rarely play each other anymore.

Memphis has made its biggest sports investments in college and professional venues. But there’s a dawning awareness of the importance of youth sports to the civic psyche, evidenced by the recent BRIDGES Kickoff Classic which raised $10,000 for the charity. Kevin Kane and the Memphis Convention and Visitors Bureau are pursuing Spring Fling, the Tennessee prep spring sports jamboree that is up for bids in 2003.

“We think this is a huge opportunity for Memphis,” says Kane. “It’s something we desperately want.”

Clout and salesmanship will help. But it will take better facilities to put Memphis in the big time of small-fry sports.

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SOUND ADVICE

Robert Cray has never equaled the commercial heights he reached with 1986’s classic Strong Persuader. One of the decade’s most well-crafted and soulful song cycles and one of the few legitimate crossover blues records of the last couple of decades, Strong Persuader would be hard for anyone to top. But in the decade and a half since that peak, the California-based triple threat (writer/guitarist/singer) has built a legacy that makes him one of his era’s signal blues artists. Two steps from the blues in the Bobby Bland tradition (meaning two steps in the direction of Southern soul music), Cray’s style is consistent and consistently rewarding. His latest, Shoulda Been Home, is a nod to Memphis soul, and this week Cray will be in the city performing on Monday, September 3rd, at the Memphis Botanic Garden. Opening act and local blues phenom Alvin Youngblood Hart’s take on the music is as wide-ranging as Cray’s is tightly focused, but the two should make for a fine double bill.

On Saturday, September 1st, Shangri-La Records will celebrate the release of Playing For a Piece of the Door: A History of Memphis Garage and Frat Bands in Memphis, 1960-1975, a book that comes with a companion CD. The release concert will reunite several prominent local garage-rock bands of the era, with currently scheduled performers including Jim Dickinson and The Catmandu Quartet, The Guilloteens, The Rapscallions, The Castels, The Coachmen, and B.B. Cunningham of the Hombres. Show begins at 3 p.m. at Shangri-La.

Chris Herrington

Could I be more excited about a double bill of local musicians? No, I could not. Automusik, that digitized trio of rockin’ robots, will be opening for Shelby Bryant (the musical mad scientist who invented Cloud Wow Music) at the Hi-Tone CafŽ on Friday, August 31st.

For those who have spun Automusik’s disc The Statistical Probability of Automusik and found it wanting, all I can do is say, “See them live!!!” That’s right, three exclamation points — count ’em. Their winking Kraftwerk-meets-agitprop-meets-Samuel Beckett take on everything from hardware to babies to beach parties is the most innovative and interesting thing to appear on the Memphis scene in the last couple of decades. The digital animation that syncs up perfectly with Automusik’s onstage antics is brilliant, amazingly funny, and surprisingly insightful and self-aware. Who knew that a flat affect could be so exciting? Bryant (the key player at the gates of dawn?) is an off-kilter wordsmith whose best work can stand up against Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein. He has built himself a cozy musical home in a sweetly psychedelic landscape where J.S. Bach has secret midnight rendezvous with Syd Barrett. Bryant plays so seldomly that missing even one performance is a crime.

An early heads-up for fans of American Deathray Music (formerly Deathray, formerly American Deathray). Those glam-punks will be having a record-release party on Friday, Sept 7th, at 2282 Park Ave. More to come on this highly anticipated event next week. — Chris Davis

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Looking Back: A TAXING TIME AHEAD (9/1/99)

It is two-and-a-half months away, and numerous distractions (Memphis’, most notably, is the mayor’s race) lie in between, but the special session of the legislature that Governor Don Sundquist is preparing to call for the first week of November will doubtless be one of the stormiest and most controversial periods in the state’s political history.

Several events of the past week or so make that clear. Among them:

á As part of his preparation for the session, Sundquist is on a speaking tour of the state. Last Thursday that took him to a luncheon meeting of the Memphis Exchange Club, during which he used a variety of newly prepared charts and graphs to document his point that, without significant tax reform (and, in practice, that means increased taxes), the state will incur a $382 million deficit next year.

Sundquist spelled out the areas most vulnerable to a revenue shortfall — education, prisons, TennCare, roadbuilding among them — and joked that he had ordered all state departments needing new vehicles to buy white ones instead of orange ones to save money on the paint.

“This year’s budget was put together with Scotch tape and baling wire,” said Sundquist, who added he would be hesitant to propose specific formulas himself after seeing several versions of his tax reform plan shot down by the legislature last spring. The governor reiterated, however, that he would be willing to accept a state income tax if the legislature proposed one. “I’m willing to take responsibility and the political hit because I know what’s required,” Sundquist said.

á The hits weren’t long in coming, and the first salvo was lobbed in from a fairly lofty and distance source. The Wall Street Journal weighed in the very next day with a Friday editorial attacking the Sundquist administration for backing off from what it noted had been the governor’s onetime commitment not to support a state income tax.

“[L]ike many governors in their second term, he [Sundquist] is building a legacy that includes $582 million in new spending this year,” the newspaper said, continuing, “The prospect of a special session has supporters of an income tax salivating: They range from teacher unions to businesses that want to shift their tax burden to ordinary folks.”

The WSJ editorial noted that Tennessee in 1978 passed “a constitutional amendment capping budget increases to the rate of economic growth unless the legislature specifically authorized an exception,” but that the cap had been exceeded “nine times over the last 20 years.” The paper quoted Michael Gilstrap of the Tennessee Family Institute, an ad hoc organization opposed to new taxation, as saying, “Tennessee is growing its government faster than the big spending states of the Northeast.”

The Journal called for the issue of a state income tax to be put on a state referendum ballot. “Of course, that won’t happen,” the editorial concluded, “because the real crisis is a lack of courage to reform the budget coupled with the knowledge that the voters of the Volunteer State aren’t about to sign up for a tax they know will never go away.”

á Meanwhile, two conservative anti-tax groups promised anew to organize stout opposition to Sundquist’s tax reform program. One of them was Gilstrap’s Tennessee Family Institute. Another, the “Free Enterprise Coalition,” is headed by former state Republican chairman Tommy Hopper, who this week likened the pending conflict to “war” and invokes the blood-and-guts rhetoric of the late General George S. Patton to justify his opposition.

“It will tear apart parties. It will dramatically change the makeup of the legislature. And it will be one tough campaign,” vowed Hopper of the upcoming special session struggle.

á On the other side, several state PR firms are offering support to the state’s main ad hoc pro-tax group, Citizens for Fair Taxes, which has already enlisted the services of former Senator Howard Baker and former Governor Ned Ray McWherter. Among those offering their aid and comfort as of this week: former McWherter spokesman Ken Renner; Lewis Lavine, a longtime aide to former Tennessee Governor Lamar Alexander; and Mark McNeely of the prominent Nashville agency, McNeely Piffot and Fox.

Bo Johnson of the PR firm of Smith, Johnson, and Carr, which is heading up the main effort for CFT, announced that the ad hoc organization will spend $1.8 million to convince Tennesseans that the state is in a fiscal crisis. Johnson said, however, that the campaign would not specifically mention or endorse a state income tax in the TV, radio, and newspaper ads it will purchase, acknowledging that polls show that most Tennesseans are not yet convinced that the state needs to raise money.

á Agreement to that last point came from outgoing Nashville mayor Phil Bredesen (see “Editorial,” this week), who told the Nashville Tennessean in a weekend interview, “The argument being made is we [the state] need more money. But I’m saying I’m not on board with that notion, even though a lot of people are.” Bredesen went so far as to say that the whole notion that the state is in fiscal crisis has been “overstated.”

(Perhaps not coincidentally, Bredesen — the unsuccessful Democratic gubernatorial candidate against the GOP’s Sundquist in 1994 — also indicated that he may harbor political ambitions for 2002. “It [being governor] is something I’ve wanted to do. I wish I’d been governor, and I tried hard to be governor,” Bredesen said.)

The Nashville mayor did say that he thought a state income tax would be a fairer method of taxation than further reliance on the current state sales tax.

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HOW I VISUALIZED IT

(Dennis Freeland, the longtime editor of the Flyer, recently had surgery for a malignant brain tumor. It is no exaggeration to say that the friends and well-wishers interested in his incisive and illuminating progress reports constitute an ever-growing audience.)

The day before my operation, I wanted to decide upon some sort of creative visualization that I could take with me into the operating room. I felt like for this type of surgery especially, I needed to be at peace and worry-free.

My friend David Lane, who lives in Minneapolis, has been sending me microcassette tapes for about the last month. It was a way of getting around my reading problem. Often he goes to a quiet gurgling brook near his house

to make the tapes.

I received just such a tape the day before my operation. And since the water in the brook, like much of the water in Minnesotta, ends up flowing into the Mississippi River and ultimately past Memphis, I came upon my idea. I would visualize the water coming from David’s brook down the Mississippi river to Memphis.

So as they gave me the first sedative with my family gathered around me, I had the microcassette recorder playing the sounds of the brook and a couple of pictures of my family to look at. As the sedative took effect, I started trying to imagine everyone on the list because I knew that a lot of you were sending me your prayers and good thoughts at that time.

I wanted to take all of you with me into the operating room and so I started trying to remember the list starting from the top. In my drugged state, I got my metaphors mixed and slowly the list began to disappear into the water. The image of my dear sweet mother-in-law going kerplunk into the water almost made me laugh out loud (Sorry, Granna). Next thing I knew, I was in recovery and all of my doctors were marveling at how well I had gone through the surgery.

“It’s because I was prepared for it,” I told them.

Thanks for being there.