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GUNS VS. CANCER

The National Rifle Association is , as usual, up in arms over a special committee looking into gun safety. In this particular case the committee is led by state Representative Henry Brooks, and is, in Brooks’ own words, “Not about gun control [but raher] about children and gun safety.Given the state health department’s statistics showing that nine children died from firearm accidents in 1998 (the last year for which such statistics are available), 19 were murdered, and 20 committed suicide with a gun; it would seem that kids and guns just don’t mix.

Commenting on the committee’s search, John Harris of the Tennessee Fireatrms Association was quoted as saying, “Our theory on Henri Brooks is she doesn’t like firearms, period….She would like a perfect world where there is no cancer… and no one has guns.” Fly on the Wall would like to officially compliment Harris on his brilliant reference to an ongoing disease for which there seems to be no imediate cure. We do wonder, however, if he is also opposed to cancer research.

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saturday, 3

Art openings tonight at Perry Nicole Fine Art,for works by Dennis Perrin; and at David Lusk Galletry, for an exhibit of works b one of Memphis’ most-loved artists, Mary Sims. God love her. Luther Vandross is at the DeSoto Civic Center tonight. Back at the Black Diamond, Reba Russell is playing. And back at the New Daisy, it’s the Jazz Mandolin Project.

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THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT THE GRIZZLIES

Covering my first NBA game, I didn’t quite know what to expect. I’ve always loved the NBA and so in many ways being able to watch a game from the floor was a dream come true and being able to talk to the players only made the event that much sweeter.

But I have to admit, getting a pat on the butt and a wink from Dana Barros as he and the other Pistons charged onto the court at the beginning of the fourth quarter wasn’t what I had in mind when I switched my major from history to journalism. I guess I expected something a bit more austere. But still, writing about sports is more interesting than writing about MLG&W so I pressed on.

Besides, maybe Barros’ greeting served to prepare me for the events to come. I later learned that the media pass hanging around my neck granted me universal access. So after the game when the rest of the reporters rushed to the locker room, I followed and waited in the hall with everyone else.

After a few minutes the doors were opened and everyone pushed in, all eyes darting past the stew of towels, muscles, tattoos and braids to find the stars. (I was cautioned against describing this scene as “a bag of mixed nuts.”) Someone spotted Shane Battier and all the reporters bum rushed him like he was a free food buffet. Shoving cameras in the obviously off-guard forward’s face they started showering him with questions (I couldn’t think of any).

“Shane, what did you think of tonight s game?”

But Shane had not even dressed yet. Looking embarrassed and under siege, he was pressed by the inquisitive masses up against the wall. In his boxers and surrounded by strangers (many of whom were bearing cameras, mikes, and very bright lights) – he had to give an impromptu press conference.

“It was intense,” said Shane, as he gently attempted to clear enough room in the huddle so that he could get one leg into his pants.

“Did you expect Stackhouse’s performance?”

“Stackhouse was tough,” he said as he puts his other leg in the pants.

“What do you think about how the team played” asked the Commercial Appeal s Geoff Calkins.

“It was a tough game.” Zip.

“It was a really choppy game,” continued Battier, putting one sock on.

At this point he looked resolved. He seemed to understand that this was to be his fate. He will be answering questions on camera, in his underwear, for the rest of his basketball career. Other reporters began yelling questions from the back of the herd.

“What about scoring, Shane?”

“Neither team shot very well,” he said as he put on another sock.

“How does the NBA differ from college.”

He slides his shirt over his head. “It]s different, but not in a bad way.” Shoe.

“We let this game get away.” The other shoe.

Perhaps a now fully dressed Shane can also get away.

A television crew from Spain was also in the locker, presumably to get post-game comments from Pau Gasol. But not being able to the find Pau, they reluctantly join the group of pushy local reporters. When Battier was first surrounded, the Spanish crew shoved their camera and mike on him too. Then, probably realizing that no one in Spain cares about Battier, they turned the camera and mike on me – apparently not yet realizing that no one in Spain cares about me either. So with a mike, camera and bright light in my face, I got my first question.

“What s it like to be a woman in the locker room?”

“Honestly, it s a little overwhelming,” I say, thinking that I never realized just how tall these guys were until I saw how much flesh they actually have.

As if on cue Grizzly guard Nick Anderson squeezed behind me, rubbing his damp towel (the only thing he’s wearing) against my arm. I’ve just learned that I m about ass-high to an NBA baller. This being the fourth time Anderson had brushed by me wearing only a towel I began to realize that this could be the hazing female sports reporters often say they must endure in order to be accepted. That or he was taking laps around the locker room.

The test, apparently, is this: How many times can a nearly naked man pass your sight line before you just give in and drop your eyes?

Trailing behind Anderson, Memphis’ favorite son Lorenzen Wright eased through the crowd , also wearing only a towel.

“Ren, how about a statement?” shouts George Lapides.

And all the cameras turn on Wright, now that Battier is dressed his post-game thoughts are no longer interesting.

Wright, however, is still naked, so it’s his turn to get dressed on camera.

“It s a disappointment,” Wright says, sliding his underwear on underneath the towel.

“We really wanted to win,” as he leans over to put on both socks.

“I don t think I ever wanted to win a game as much as I wanted to win this game,” his words beginning to flow readily. Wright seems almost comfortable talking to strangers wearing only slightly more than his birthday suit.

In fact he and Anderson seem to have decided to forego clothes for the moment. Presumably giving interviews au naturel is not so awkward after all.

A girl could get used to this.

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THE NIGHT WE GOT GAME

It’s hours before tip-off on the night of the Grizzlies’ season opener and the Pyramid is buzzing. Everyone is antsy, excited, and sporting Christmas day grins. Security guards straighten their tuxedos, vendors lay out their wares, and NBA Commissioner David Stern holds a press conference, setting out his wishes for the evening s events.

“No injuries, no fights, and please don’t let it be decided at the last minute on some referee s call that some people might find questionable – that s the commissioner’s trinity,” says Stern.

On the floor of the gym the dancers warm up. But when one of the male dancers springs into a back handspring his footing slips and he lands on his elbow, grotesquely dislocating it and causing him to be taken to the Med.

It’s the night’s first injury and hopefully it’s not an omen.

On one end of the court, Jake and Isaac Ford – brothers of Harold, Jr. – arrive early to scope out the crowd, on the other end City Council Chairman E.C. Jones beams and stares at the court like a proud papa.

“We worked so hard for this, I m so excited,” says Councilwoman Tajuan Stout Mitchell. “ She goes on to say that she heard that all of the hotel rooms downtown had been booked for the night. Maybe, just maybe – her statements seem to imply – this is all going to work.

As the Pyramid begins to fill, the excitement becomes intoxicating. A program vendor dances in his booth while selling programs, a huge group of Spaniards chant “Pau Gasol!, Pau Gasol!” before the venue is even half-filled. Families wait in line at the Corky’s Barbecue stand, a clown walks around the perimeter juggling basketballs, and everyone is handed a small American flag as they enter.

The crowd thunders as the team is announced and positively erupts over Shane Battier and Lorenzen Wright. Isaac Hayes delivers the sexiest “God Bless America” ever and Mr. Britney Spears garners hearty applause from even boy-band weary adults.

Finally, it’s time for the tip-off and the roar of the crowd is absolutely deafening. A few minutes later Michael Henderson scores the Memphis Grizzly’s first official basket – a three pointer from outside – and the the thrill of the moment reverberates all the way to the top point of the Pyramid.

Less than five minutes into the game, jersey vendors say they’ve already sold out of Wright and Battier jerseys, “But Jason Williams is selling good too.”

Despite all the fanfare, in between the fouls, jump shots, missed and made passes the crowd grows quiet. Only stunts like the “Smooch Cam” or a kiddie dance contest elicit much response. It’s as if Memphis isn’t quite sure how to act. A landed shot collects a respectable shout, but other moments stay awkwardly still.

By halftime the crowd has begun to warm up some – Memphis, it seems, is finding its rhythm. People begin to stand to cheer well-executed maneuvers, but only do so hesitantly. We’re shy, maybe. Maybe we’re just not sure how we should act.

Going into the last quarter it’s a two point game. Memphis might just pull this one off, seems to be the collective thought. Lots of people are standing now, jumping, fists pumping in the air, “Defense! Defense!” is the cheer of choice. All hopes are hanging – but by a rope, not a thread.

Then the clock winds further down.

With six minutes showing the Grizzlies are only down by three. Battier is on the bench, but Williams and Wright are in. The tension is hanging like fog – throughout the Pyramid teeth are gritting, everyone is braced – these are the moments that make sports worthwhile. This game can easily go either way and so Memphians start -leaving.

Picking up jackets and purses, they make their way out of the stands and down to the floor, waving goodbye to friends, walking past the ongoing game as they make their ways to the exits. Eager to get out and beat the traffic rush, it seems they‘ve already decided how this still-tight game will end.

About that time the momentum that the Grizzlies had been gaining just a sports minute earlier faded into squealing sneakers and the distant echo of a dribbling ball. Like Sampson’s haircut, just as we began to give up on our team, their energy and skills began to dwindle.

With about three minutes left many fans had already written the team off, though the Grizzlies only trailed by eight points.

“They tried, I’m not disappointed,” one fan says to another.

“Maybe next time,” the other replies.

But the game’s not over – far from it. Particularly in basketball, the Pistons’ lead is slim and certainly not a death sentence. But Williams has stopped taking shots. The life seems drained from the team. Unspectacular and lethargic our boys trot up and down the court – waiting for the last buzzer to sound so that they too may abandon this spectacle. With a final score of 90-80, the Pistons defeat the Grizzlies.

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FALLING INTO DISGRACELAND

What with all the ‘thrax going around, I’ve begun to be a little more concerned about all sorts of germs and bacteria. I’ve never been the type of person to mind a little dirt or illness. Sometimes I don’t bother to wash off apples before I eat them, pesticides be damned.

I don’t get a flu shot and I don’t like the idea of taking antibiotics for colds (that whole thing

about the bacteria building immunities and becoming supergerms), so it’s not like I’m running around in a face mask; I’m just concerned.

Let’s put it this way: I’m not concerned enough to go to the trouble of ironing my mail (they say the steam heat kills the spores), but I have been sticking it in the microwave on top of a bowl of water for a few minutes. My VISA bills are scary enough without having to worry about contracting a fatal disease … and I don’t even want to talk about my student loans.

But, it seems, at least from what I’ve seen recently, that the idea of biological warfare is the farthest thing from anyone’s mind. At least when they go out. Or maybe it’s just the appropriate time to party like it’s the end of the world and no one cares about which way they go.

The day before Halloween I attended a private little costume soiree at Not Prince Mongo’s Planet. The music was pumping, the beer was flowing, and about 200 decked-out med students (along with a few med students who weren’t decked out and a few decked-outers who weren’t med students) were getting

their groove on.

And every so often I would go to the bar and get a plastic cup of beer. Then I would weave my way back to the dance floor, take a couple of sips, and set the cup down nearby. I’d do a little shimmy, a little shake, and then reach for my beer again. Only, it would be gone. Whisked away not by an attentive waitstaff but young men and women who might one day be doctors.

I actually watched one girl pick up my cup (and I’m sure it was mine because it had barely left my grasp) and down the contents inside. Luckily, it was one of those fun free beer parties so I didn’t really care. But when it kept happening, I got a little concerned. What if I had put something in that? I didn’t and I wouldn’t, but they didn’t know whose drink that was (except for one time, when I was leaning on a railing with my drink right next to me, inches away from my arm even, when it got swiped; or it might have fallen off the railing, I’m not sure, but I think it was swiped). What

if it had roofies in it? Or some sort of terrorist addition? It sounds unlikely, but who would have thought people would be sending anthrax through the U.S. Mail? (Yes, I am obsessed with all the anthrax stuff. I’m in the media, after all, and if you’ve seen the coverage, you know that media types love the ‘thrax.)

Actually it seems as if all of my Halloween festivities (I dragged it out from Friday last until Wednesday) were sort of illness- or injury-inducing. I walked around Beale in perhaps the least amount of clothing I’ve worn in a while, barring when I’m in the shower. And it was not warm. I tried to get into the Have A Nice Day Cafe without waiting in line but was

promptly shut down (they let us in about five minutes later).

And I went to that big party on Stonewall last Saturday, you know, the one they have every

year. Shane Battier was there, as well as everyone in Midtown between the ages of 21 and 50. Anyway, I got there pretty late (they warned us at the door they only had 4 kegs left — out of about 30 or something ridiculous like that — and that we should head straight to the beer) and the dance platform was looking a little worse for the wear. One spot in particular seemed a little weak; every time I dipped, it actually felt like I might dip all the way through.

Not to mention the fact that I found the food truck as they were making everyone leave and go to Raiford’s. It had been mostly picked over by then and the only thing left was a large platter of crab meat (it might have been imitation, I don’t know). I looked at it and thought, This might have needed to be refrigerated. Oh, well. Then I popped a couple of pieces in my mouth. I was hungry.

I know, incidents like that make it obvious I’m totally going out like that sad Mama Cass joke. I’m going to be crashing someone’s private party buffet at the Hard Rock Cafe and choke on a chicken finger or something. I guess it could happen at any time, so I might as well party like it’s the end of the world all the time. I mean, who knows, really? (I just listened to an insurance pitch, by the way.) Even something as mundane as those apple pesticides could be my downfall.

That is, of course, unless the anthrax gets me first.

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GRIZZLIES DROP HOME OPENER, 80-90

Here’s an NBA adage: Don’t worry about how you play the game. Worry about how you finish the game.

In a night of beginnings, the end of the game turned sour for the Memphis Grizzlies in a 90-80 loss to the Detroit Pistons.

More specifically, Pistons star Jerry Stackhouse and his 15 fourth-quarter points turned the home opener into a lost cause. Stackhouse would lead all scorers with 34 points in the game. The Pistons also received 24 points from forward Clifford Robinson.

The Grizzlies started strongly in their Memphis stand, leading at the half 36-43 and also leading by as much as twelve points during the game. The squad relied on a balanced effort by its starters as center Lorenzen Wright scored 17 points and pulled in 13 rebounds, forward Stromile Swift scored 16 points and pulled in 10 rebounds, guard Jason Williams scored 11 points and passed out seven assists, and as guard Michael Dickerson scored 15 points.

Swift’s game didn’t take off until the second half when he drew three straight fouls from Detroit center Ben Wallace, limiting Wallace’s production in the game. Wright worked the entire game though he started slow against Robinson’s defensive efforts. Dickerson struggled the entire night, looking unable to create his shot rather than to take advantage of catch and shoot situations. And not only was Williams more quiet that usual, he also gave up four critical turnovers in the last five minutes to allow Stackhouse to put his team up for good.

Most quiet was rookie forward Shane Battier who scored only seven points and pulled down seven rebounds. During the pre-season, Battier made up for his lack of productivity with stellar defensive efforts. This game ended with Battier registering no steals and no blocks.

“It was a choppy game,” Battier said of both teams’ performance. “There was no flow to the game. Neither team hit its shots.”

Head coach Sidney Lowe said after the game that ending the game poorly was not as distressing as letting the Pistons back in the game. “I’m more disappointed that we had a 12 point lead [and lost it],” Lowe said. “If we took care of business there, we wouldn’t have been in that position at the end of the game. We threw the ball away.”

The Grizzlies have little time to contemplate the loss as they travel to Minnesota for a game this evening, Friday, November 2nd. The team returns home on Sunday, November 2nd for a contest against the Dallas Mavericks at the Pyramid at 2 p.m.

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Bobango Says ‘No Go’

Climaxing a week of rumors that John Bobango would follow the lead of District Attorney General Bill Gibbons and remove himself from consideration as a potential Shelby County Mayor, the former city councilman did just that Saturday morning.

Bobango’s statement, dispatched via passalong email,is as follows:

“Dear Fellow Republican,

“During the last several weeks, I have seriously considered running for County Mayor. My family and friends know I have a passion for public service and this community. However, I do not want my desire to serve the public to negatively impact those around me. After reviewing all the facts, I feel there would be an adverse impact, and therefore, I have chosen to not enter the race. My final decision was based on my responsibilities and obligations to my family, the law firm and its clients.

“I deeply appreciate all the prayers and encouragement I have received, especially over the last several days.

“Sincerely,

John Bobango.”

Bobango’s dropout leaves the way open, among Republicans, for State Senator Mark Norris, who, as theFlyer first reported, is seriously considering a run.

Norris is fatalistic about the prospect that the legislature’s majority Democrats will reapportion the Senate so that Shelby County, which is losing a seat, will have one majority-Republican district including both himself and long-term incumbent Curtis Person.

Person, a respected veteran who has not even had an opponent since 1966, is regarded as unbeatable.

Moreover, Norris, a former Shelby County commissioner, has genuine concerns about the county’s future, especially on the fiscal front. Regarded as being on the right edge of his party economically, Norris has people skills that allow him to operate in the center. Even so, should he follow through and run, he may start from a position somewhat further back than Bobango or Gibbons would have.

As the week began, there were those who assumed that Bobango would hasten to announce his candidacy; as it progressed, talk at political gatherings focused on the fact that he was developing cold feet, especially as he considered the impact upon the race of Shelby County Public Defender A C Wharton, a recent Democratic entry who has good support from Republicans, too, and across racial lines. Partisans of another Democratic candidate, Bartlett banker Harold Byrd, maintain that he, too, has broad-based support.

As one Democrat put it Saturday, “They [the Republicans] are scared. They’re down to their fourth string now.” As he spelled it out, incumbent Mayor Jim Rout, who has decided not to run, was the first string; Gibbons was the second; and Bobango was the third.

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friday, 2

Several art openings tonight. They are in: Second Floor Contemporary Gallery on S. Main, for “Heuristic Origins,” worksby Jill Downen,Greely Myatt, Libby Pace, Phil Robinson, and Marc Rouillard;Rhodes College’s Clough-Hanson Gallery, for works by Martin Mull; the Art Mueseum of the University of Memphis for “Two Rooms with 10 Doors” by Jene Highstein; and at the U of M’s Fogelman Executive Center, for “A Show of Hands” by Judith Dierkes. There’s some kind of Patriotic TribueDinner cabaret concert tongith at WoodlandHills Country Club benefiting Collierville’s Harrell Theatre and featuring the music of Judy Garland.I hope you people know what you’re inviting. Tonight’s Leath & Lace Danceat Appling Manor is yet another fund-raiser; this one, hosted by Bumpus Harley-Davidson, benefits the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation and features music by the Bouffants, a light buffet, and auctions. There’s a Delta Joe Sanders CD release party at the Black Diamond tonight. American Deathray Music is at the Hi-Tone. And Better Than Ezra is at the New Daisy.

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GUNS VS.CANCER

The National Rifle Association is , as usual, up in arms over a special committee looking into gun safety. In this particular case the committee is led by state Representative Henry Brooks, and is, in Brooks’ own words, “Not about gun control [but raher] about children and gun safety.Given the state health department’s statistics showing that nine children died from firearm accidents in 1998 (the last year for which such statistics are available), 19 were murdered, and 20 committed suicide with a gun; it would seem that kids and guns just don’t mix.

Commenting on the committee’s search, John Harris of the Tennessee Fireatrms Association was quoted as saying, “Our theory on Henri Brooks is she doesn’t like firearms, period….She would like a perfect world where there is no cancer… and no one has guns.” Fly on the Wall would like to officially compliment Harris on his brilliant reference to an ongoing disease for which there seems to be no imediate cure. We do wonder, however, if he is also opposed to cancer research.

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CITY BEAT

Just in time for basketball season, interest in property near The Pyramid is heating up. Developers, landowners, and the Riverfront Development Corporation (RDC) were all jockeying for position last week in a busy round of negotiations and deal-making that involved Mayor Willie Herenton at one point.

At issue are both a choice piece of Mud Island and the North Memphis area known as the Pinch. In a nutshell, here’s where things stand:

Developers Henry Turley and Jack Belz agreed to wait up to 60 days before rezoning property in the Pinch for the proposed “Uptown” redevelopment of public housing and vacant land. The RDC, supported by Herenton, sought the delay. Turley wants future Uptown residents “to get to go to the river, just like Harbor Town.”

The RDC sees the riverfront, including both sides of the slackwater harbor, as part of its own long-range development plan.

“Our whole emphasis is connecting to Uptown, too,” says CEO Benny Lendermon.

Homebuilder Kevin Hyneman is expected to complete the purchase this week of 14 acres of Mud Island north of the park and south of Auction Street. Hyneman has had an option to buy the property from the group building the Echelon apartments next to AutoZone Park. The RDC is also very interested in this property.

“If it isn’t handled the proper way it can really screw up what we’re trying to do,” says chairman John Stokes.

The RDC met for several hours last week with its consultants “to try to get a handle on the economics,” Stokes says. The most expensive parts of the plan include the proposed land bridge between downtown and Mud Island and the possible relocation of industry on the east side of the harbor.

Landowners in the Pinch district, including Circuit Court judge Kay Robilio and her husband, Victor, want more money for their land than the city is willing to pay to take it by eminent domain. The Robilios own a half-acre lot two blocks north of The Pyramid that has been in their family since 1866.

“All we want is the opportunity to come out with enough money to purchase another lot that is as nice,” says Kay Robilio.

The sides are headed for mediation. Kay Robilio says the city offered something less than $30,000 and the Robilios countered with a higher number she wouldn’t disclose. The lot is appraised at $6,700 but speculators have driven up land prices in the area, which has been very slow to develop since The Pyramid opened 10 years ago.