Today s Holiday Boat Parade at Tom Lee Park features a marching band competition and 35 boats lit up for Christmas. The Subteens are playing a benefit show for MIFA at the P&H tonight. Drivin N Cryin are at Newby s. The Radiators are at the Lounge in the Gibson Guitar Factory. Stoned At the Moment, Ghetto Metal, Dirty Dirty Boys, and Lupercus are at the New Daisy. Davey Guitar & Jason Horst are at the Full Moon Club upstairs from Zinnie s East. And Papa Top s West Coast Turnaround is at the Hi-Tone.
Month: December 2001
FALLING INTO DISGRACELAND
They say, and of course Im getting this from watching last weeks episode of Ally McBeal, that since the September 11 attacks people have been
getting it on more than ever. Something about there being a new fragility to time, a what-the-hell-are-we-waiting-for mentality, we could all go at any moment.
Along the same line and information not from a television show, I heard statistics that marriage license applications rose right after the
attacks as well. On NPR, they surmised that people were looking toward more of a sense of family than theyd had before.
I thought all that sounded about right. My long-running theory on America is that were all sort of hermetically sealed off from each other,
speeding along highways and byways in our cars, not making eye contact on the sidewalks, not really connecting with each other. Or that might just be me. But I dont think so.
Unfortunately, well, this part isnt all that unfortunate except for the time I spent on I-40 in Arkansas, I went home and saw my immediate family for Thanksgiving. It was actually quite nice. I spent a lot of time defrauding the record companies out of millions of dollars for bootleg
internet copies of who let the dogs out and that song on Mitsubishi commercials.
Anyway, the unfortunate part was that while I was at home, I realized that Im too selfish for a family. And too set in my ways. Especially for a
new family. I can deal with the one Ive got now pretty well; Ive been balancing my world with theirs for 23 years now. Even so, you would not even believe — and Im almost ashamed to admit (notice almost) — how disappointed I was when I realized I missed Brad Pitt on Friends. I was eating Thanksgiving dinner or hanging out with my family or something instead. And in my little world, Brad Pitt would have been a priority. I dont understand why my mom and dad dont feel the same way.
I would like to say that Gwen Stefani and No Doubt said it best, but I dont remember exactly what they sang. Something about every year growing more and more self-absorbed and being worried about getting too selfish to care for children. Or something. I think.
Thats the point Im trying to get at anyway. Right now, I cant imagine sacrificing my everyday luxuries for anything. Ive become used to buying quality hair care products and clothes for myself whenever I want. And I realized Im not willing to give that up to buy someone a PlayStation. Or, to not overshoot my finances, shoes. Not to mention the priority I put on my
time and my privacy and my ability to do just about anything I want to, just because I want to.
I suppose if I actually had a kid I would feel differently. But Im not just talking about children; Im talking about husbands, mothers-in-law, cousins, the whole kit and caboodle.
Let me put it this way: Right now I dont have to worry about anyone who might not consider Brad Pitt on Friends a priority. I own a television. Not only that, but I control the remote. And I cant imagine, after all these
years of virtual remote freedom, going back to a system where I have to sit idly by, watching someone skipJust Shoot Me for Sportscenter or bypassing NYPD Blue for Barney.
I even found myself wondering if it was possible to maintain two households after you get married or if having separate rooms is ever an option. Not for sleeping, just for having a space to call your own.
Of course this all falls under the heading purely theoretical and miles in the future. But thats just the problem. Im scared that the longer I own the remote, the more reluctant Im going to be in giving it up.
And as much as I like the remote, I dont think its going to be that much comfort when my teeth are dentures and no amount of Clairol with cover
the grays.
My only comfort is, if we could go at any moment, and we can, Id rather be doing something I want to do. And I can only guess that both the people
Ally was talking about, the ones getting it on, and the ones NPR mentioned, looking for family, feel the same way. They just went about it differently.
GRIZZLIES POUND ROCKETS, 102-85.
The Memphis Grizzlies should have won this game against a Houston Rockets squad without top stars Steve Francis (ruptured plantar fascia on his left foot) and Cuttino Mobley (sprained ankle).
However, no one quite expected the team to do so in such a dramatic fashion, as the Grizzlies picked up their second straight home win, 102-85. Not only did the Grizzlies (3-12) win, the steam won by double digits. That lead is the largest Memphis has held over this young season.
Grizzlies point guard Jason Williams had an incredible night shooting 38 points, handing out 11 assists, and collecting four steals. The 38 points breaks his career record of 28. 18 of those points came from Williams 6 three pointers. The point guard also had plenty of help. Forward Shane Battier scored 18 points, forward Pau Gasol scored 17 points, and center Lorenzen Wright scored 10 as the Grizzlies rolled.
According to head coach Sidney Lowe, the team is beginning to gel offensively, especially in terms of Williams connection with Gasol. It think the more we play, the better we will be, Lowe said after the game. I think you can see Pau and Jason starting to click a little better. Before, they were a little off on each other and not sure what to expect but you can see it coming along a little bit now.
The Grizzlies also put together a dominant defensive effort with 10 total blocked shots and 11 steals. Those numbers contributed to 18 Rocket turnovers and 19 Grizzlies points. Also, the Grizzlies held the Rockets to only 43.1% shooting on the night.
Its just the concentration we have in practice, Lowe says of the improving Memphis defense. Weve gone straight up man-to-man. Ive challenged my guys. The only way you can win in the NBA is to play solid defense.
About Williams performance, Battier said he just tried to stay out of the point guards way. He was awesome, Battier said. I didnt want to touch him, I didnt want to look at him, I didnt want to jinx him.
The Rockets struggled all night offensively, but did get major contributions from a number of players. Walt Williams led his teams efforts with 15 points, Kevin Willis and Kenny Thomas each scored 14, Tierre Brown scored 12, and Oscar Torres scored 10.
But the multiple turnovers and the streaking Williams soon outpaced whatever offensive efforts the Rockets might have put together. We tried to get the ball out of his hands, Rockets head coach Rudy Tomjanovich said after the game. Whenever we missed a shot, [Williams] would sting us for another two or three points. We tried to double [Williams] and then someone else stepped up and made shots.
The Grizzlies play at home again on Thursday, December 6, against the Minnesota Timberwolves at 7 p.m.
‘DAMNED IF YOU DO….’
A recent MSNBC poll says 87% of Americans support the military action against terrorism currently being waged in Afghanistan. That’s a huge majority, to be sure, but it begs the question, who are these 37,131,356 dissenters and why haven’t their alternative plans to save the world from both terrorism and war been released? Could it be there are no alternative plans?
There is nothing un-American about protest or dissent. Ever since the first resident of Jamestown muttered to his fellow colonists, “Perfect. Captain John Smith gets Pocahontas and I get dysentery” this land has thrived on debate and the freedoms to air views contrary to government policy are what makes this nation great. But opposition without proposition in a time of war is irresponsible. And opposition without proposition is exactly what we are hearing from the “enlightened” minority who seem to feel flag waving equates to knuckle dragging and the ignorant masses who are supporting the war have got it all wrong.
There seem to be two distinct camps of naysayers in the current Anti-war movement. The “Give Peace a Chancers” and the “Moral Equivalancers”. Neither group is completely wrong in their suppositions but their conclusions are, ultimately, inconclusive.
The “Give Peace a Chancers'” chant is that war is not the answer. Apparently, no answer is the answer and those who committed the atrocities of September 11 should be shown love and not guns. Admittedly, their assertions are somewhat more complicated than that but definitely no less murky and ineffectual.
“If you can see [the terrorists] as a relative who’s dangerously sick and we have to give them medicine, and the medicine is love and compassion.” (Actor Richard Gere)
But is overly simplistic to be against the fighting because war is “evil”. Might not war, under some circumstances, be a necessary evil?
Wars in the last century killed 19 million civilians. Genocide, tyranny, and man-made famine killed 127 million. 6 to 1? I’ll take those odds, any day.
Now, as the conductors of genocide, tyranny and man-made famine do not, as a general rule, stop their genocidal, tyrannical and mass famine-producing behavior until forced to do so (by military opposition, for instance), then perhaps the greatest tool for the preservation of human life and liberty in the last century was the war.
The anti-Gulf War saying was, we all remember,É “No Blood for Oil.” Overly simple, yes, but there was a cogent point behind that phrase. The anti-Terror war folks haven’t been able to garner much backing with their bumper sticker- “No blood for the massacre of thousands and promises from the enemy to kill every American man, woman, and child.” Kinda hard to get behind that sort of mantra.
The Give Peace a Chancers feel that negotiating with our enemies will lead to mutual understanding. But the negotiating leverage between two parties is significantly debilitated when one party swears to God he will kill the other. For example, say what you want about the formation of Israel (research the Hagannah, Irgun and Stern Gang- chilling stuff) but when the PLO promised to drive the Jews into the sea, the Government in Tel Aviv became much less inclined to offer concessions. “Ah, Chairman Arafat, if you will compromise and promise to only drive us into the low-tide surf, we will agree to pull our forces out of the West Bank.”
Similarly, Bin Laden is not offering us much wiggle room when he tells us his ultimate goal is that we die. Still, some Americans want to seek common ground, basically, because the U.S.A. is not perfect either. Granted we are not, but are we really better off dead?
That is the basic precept of the Moral Equivalancers, who believe the misdeeds of the United States, both past and present, preclude us from passing judgement on those who mean to do us harm. True, the United States is guilty as sin for certain things in it’s past. (Though certainly not 1/10th of what Oliver Stone would have you believe). But sacrificing all of our lives as a way to do penance seems a bit much.
Less like true believers, and more like irresolute bandwagoners, the Equivalancers have an affirming catch phrase of their own. “One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.” True enough, but mightn’t one man be dead wrong? Some of us are able to discern a difference between the World Trade Center attacks and, say, the Boston Tea Party. Any parallels drawn between Paul Revere and Mohammed Atta are patently absurd and show a complete lack of objectivity in the part of the Equivalencer.
The current anti-Globalization movement around the world today falls into this category. The tenet of their philosophy relative to the current fighting says that U.S. and Western corporate exploitation of less advanced nations has created a festering wound of disadvantaged and angry masses that can easily be tapped into by terrorists cells. This characterization of the roots of the current problem is utterly wrong and smells of expediency by the anti-globalists. The spring of hate from which the present batch of terrorists has been drawn comes from perverted fundamentalist teachings in cloistered religious schools. These young men are not studying macroeconomic theory and then coming to the conclusion that U.S. companies are not paying a competitive wage and therefore the terrorists are justified in killing innocent civilians. No, they are being, in effect, brainwashed by a disciplined indoctrination into Islamic Fundamentalism that promises paradise for those who die in the Jihad.
The anti-war movement says they do not want us to fight. But what, exactly, do they want? Do they want us to die?
No. The fact is, they want the U.S. Government to ignore them and insodoing protect them from danger- all the while appearing enlightened and above such pedestrian pursuits as patriotism and realpolitik by damning the actions carried out on their behalf to save them from evil.
These difficult times require difficult choices. As step 1 of the war (Afghanistan) evolves into discussion of who to step on in step 2, the denunciations against U.S. Foreign policy may well increase and that, in itself, is not a bad thing. But being against something without being for something else is completely ineffectual, unless one’s only goal is to appear progressive, tolerant, or open-minded, at the expense of real and healthy debate. Such self-serving behavior is an American trait that America can now ill afford.
War, by definition, is the ultimate zero sum game. A winner creates a loser. And in this war, the loser’s loss is absolute. If someone knows a viable alternative to war, they should exercise their right and responsibility to be a part of the process and air their opinion. If not, then they should quietly appreciate their tax dollars at work- keeping others from killing them.
(Mark Greaney handles international transactions at Memphis-based Sofamor Danek)