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Sports Scene: Electric Football (January 17)

(FIRST WEB APPEARANCE JANUARY 17)

Check this out: The 2002 Official Electric Football Super Bowl and Convention will be held at the Memphis Marriott East Hotel over on 2825 Thousand Oaks Blvd from Friday, January 18- Sunday, January 19.

Electric football? Yep. You remember the idea. Little toy men with magnets on their feet, a big football field with a metal surface, a motor under the field that vibrates the whole thing, and that loud buzzing sound to infuriate parents, and anyone else in a 12-mile radius.

Oh, but the sweet poetry of watching your running back stutter step past the defenses linebackers, or maybe trip his way into the endzone. The speed, the glory, the sarcasm!

But seriously, these guys do take their game. The convention goes through set up on Friday, and on Saturday, preliminary rounds for the childrens and

womens rounds are played. Saturday will also feature a clinic for kids under ten on the art of electric football, and also exhibits on Electric football memorabilia, collectibles, and hand-painted figures.

On Sunday, the Women finalists battle it out in the Buzz Bowl for Women, and the children finalists find out whos best in the Spark Bowl for Kids. And then, the real party begins with the mens tourney and the AFC & NFC championship games. The action ends with the finale: Electric Football Super Bowl 8, at 1:30 p.m.

Admission is free to all who are interested in seeing the convention, participating in the game, or participating in a number of raffles happening

throughout the weekend.

And who says that Memphis cant draw “real” sports?

ODDS & ENDS

    NOTABLE

  • Kudos to UM forward Kelly Wise. The senior was just named as C-USA Co-Player of the week, along with Marquettes Odartey Blankson. Wise scored an average of 20 ppg, and pulled down an average of 14 rpg in the Tigers two road wins over TCU, and Tulane. With his double-double-double performance (say that three times fast), Wise became the C-USA’s all-time leader in double-doubles for a career with 36. Wises numbers on the year: 13 ppg, 11.6 rpg, with .592% shooting, and 1.53 blocks per game.

    In their last ten games, the Grizzlies are 5-5, with a recent three game winning streak. That streak is only the third of its kind in franchise history.

  • Since December 2, Grizzlies forward Pau Gasol has led the team in rebounding 17 times.

  • When Grizzlies rookies Pau Gasol and Shane Battier attend the NBA Rookie game on All-Star weekend, theyll see a familiar face on the sideline: Chuck Daly, the teams special assistant, and coach of then back-to-back NBA champions, the Detroit Pistons.

  • Cortez Stigger, a forward for Southwest Tennessee Community College, is currently fifth in the nation in scoring, with 24.4 ppg in Division 1 of the National Junior College/Community College Athletic Association.

      QUOTABLE:

    • “We suck.” Jason Williams on his team after its loss to the Seattle Sonics. “I think everybody heard me, including myself. I changed a little bit of my game and we all just stepped up another notch to get a big win. We got to step up to get a big win like this.” Jason Williams on how his comments might have affected his team’s play.

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Tre Hargett’s Power Play (January 16)

(FIRST APPEARANCE ON WEB JANUARY 16)

So how did it develop that — only 24 hours after proposing a scheme of statewide reapportionment that forced 12 Republican state representatives into six districts — the General Assembly’s Democrats agreed to another plan that freed up all those GOP incumbents to run in friendly districts by themselves?

Unquestionably, one explanation is summoned up in the phrase “ol’ boys’ club,” the term used disgustedly by Nashville Tennessean columnist Larry Daughtrey, who smells an Incumbent Protection Act in the final redistricting plan adopted with virtual unanimity last week

Yet another is that of fear of litigation. The redoubtable Memphis lawyer — and Republican state committeeman — John Ryder was ready to go with a lawsuit had the majority House Democratsâ original plan been offered up for a vote (and, in fact, Ryder still hasn’t totally renounced the idea of taking Speaker Jimmy Naifeh and company to court.

But a third reason for the sea change — largely unspoken to thus far — concerns a crucial backroom game played by several Republican legislators from Memphis.

The story begins with the question of Senate reapportionment.

It is well known that State Senator Curtis Person, who has been reelected to represent District 31 (East Memphis) in the legislature without opposition since the late Ô60s, wants to preserve that admirable record (probably a nationwide one) until the day he retires — presumably well in the future, although one hears rumors about an exit after this term.

The general population shift that sees Memphis and its environs yielding influence to other parts of the state — notably Nashville and its suburbs — made it appear after the 2000 census that Shelby County would have to sacrifice one of its six state Senate seats. Given the reality of Democratic control of the legislature, that meant the probability that a Republican senator from Shelby would have to be sacrificed.

There were only two — Person and freshman senator Mark Norris (District 32), and the Democrats’ first plan did indeed place the two of them in the same proposed new district, forcing a showdown between an esteemed veteran and a well-regarded newcomer whose old district would have accounted for fully 65 percent of the new one, geographically.

Who would have won? You pays your money, and you takes your choice.

But, since Person was chairman of the GOP’s reapportionment committee and Norris was a member, and both therefore had a real chance to influence the final lines, they did their best to see that no such choice became necessary.

Person in particular is given credit for working out a different arrangement with Gallatin’s Senator Jo Ann Graves, chairman of the whole Senate reapportionment committee.

The new plan retained the general framework of six state Senate seats for Shelby county, though it did so by moving both Person’s and Norris’ districts eastward and extending Norris’, which already incorporated Tipton and Lauderdale counties into Dyer County as well.

So far, so good.

Until the House Democrats revealed their flagrantly gerrymandered plan, week before last, that would have forced the aforesaid dozen Republicans to halve themselves via mortal combat.

Three of the potentially affected Republican state representatives inhabited the same reaches of Shelby County as did Norris and Person. These were Tre Hargett (District 97) and Bubba Pleasant (District 99), both of Bartlett, and Paul Stanley (District 96) of Germantown and Cordova.

Because the county’s population loss, both absolute and relative to their counties, seemed to dictate the loss of a Shelby seat in the House, all these relatively junior Republicans were at risk.

The decision by their colleague Larry Scroggs (District 94), also of Germantown, to forsake reelection and seek the office of county mayor instead seemed at first to provide an escape clause, in that Scroggs’ seat could be, in effect, deleted (actually, shifted to the Shelby-Tipton border), thereby taking up all the slack and leaving the incumbents safe.

The initial Democratic plan was a standard that flew in the face of such logic. The first version had Hargett and Pleasant wedged in together; a revised version put Hargett in with Stanley. Both versions were in tune with the Democrats’ underlying logic — to displace as many troublesome Republicans as possible, while leaving the clubbier, more bipartisan specimens alone.

Hargett was the fly the House Democrats wanted out of the ointment in Shelby County, and both configurations of the original plan inconvenienced him accordingly.

The ambitious Bartlett Republican had not become a gadfly to the majority by virtue of his passiveness, however, and once again he declined to be docile. Hargett, who thought seriously last year of challenging Rep. Steve McDaniels of Parkers Crossroads for the post of House minority leader, let it be known that, as long as he was forced to compete with a fellow Republican, he might as well try to promote himself to the other chamber.

He would, in short, run for the Senate against the no longer inviolable Person — let the chips, and the votes, fall where they way.

No sooner did that prospect percolate throughout the state Capitol than Senators Person and Norris were paying a courtesy visit to House Speaker Jimmy Naifeh. No transcript of the visit exists, but not long afterward the new — and final –House reapportionment plan emerged, with its roster of six gladiatorial combats involving 12 incumbent Republicans no longer on the bill.

The legislature being what it is — a go-along to get-along body — Rep. Hargett may have rubbed a few in both parties the wrong way. But the legislature also respects power plays, and Hargett got away with one last week. Bigtime.

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Memphis Hustles ‘Spring Fling’ (January 14)

(FIRST APPEARANCE ON WEB JANUARY 14)

The Sports Authority and the Memphis Grizzlies have delivered on their promise to give a hand to prep sports in Memphis.

The Sports Authority announced this week it is confident Memphis will land Spring Fling, the annual spring sportsfest for Tennessee public and

private schools. The event has been held in Middle Tennessee or Chattanooga every year even though Memphis boys and girls have won numerous state championships in baseball, softball, tennis, and track.

Tiffany Brown, managing director of the Sports Authority, said it also will go after the state basketball tournament now held in Murfreesboro. She said it had not been held in Memphis for more than 30 years. The city and county are allowing free use of the Mid-South Coliseum this year for

basketball games in the city championship and regional tournament, “laying the groundwork for us to go after the state tournament,” she said.

In addition to being a neutral court, the Coliseum will accomodate much bigger crowds than any of the high school gyms and should give the

participating schools a pay day of about $6,000 instead of less than $2,000, Brown said.

The deadline to make a bid to the Tennessee Secondary Sports Athletic Association (TSSAA) for Spring Fling 2003 is April 1.

“We’re going to give them a bid they can’t refuse,” said Brown, adding that the Grizzlies have pledged to sweeten it. The package will include hotel rooms, gate receipts, and up to $100,000 to help with travel costs and other expenses. Proposed venues will include the Racquet Club of Memphis, AutoZone Park, Christian Brothers High School and other schools and sports complexes.

The Sports Authority is organizing the effort along with the Memphis Convention and Visitors Bureau.

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Web Rant: ‘A Cuddlier King’ (January 19)

(FIRST APPEARANCE ON WEB JANUARY 19)

The other day a friend of mine asked me how I planned to spend Martin Luther King Day. I was a bit taken aback at first; she was the last person I expected would be making plans to honor a slain civil rights leader. Not due to any real deficit in her character, rather as a young, white professional, woman with few ties to the African-American community I didn’t expect her to have given MLK Day much thought.

Turns out I was mostly right.

The next sentence out of her mouth was, “Some friends and I are talking about having a big party Sunday night, since nobody has to work on Monday. Wanna come?”

A few days later another friend (also white) told me that she was planning a champagne brunch for that Monday. So I started thinking about the holiday, and about how “holiday” has become the most appropriate word for it.

Thirty-four years after he was killed, Martin Luther King, Jr. has become, for much of white America anyway, just a good excuse to sleep late. And can you really blame us? What do we know about MLK anyway?

Preacher, civil rights leader, killed in Memphis, Mountaintop, I Have a Dream, the march on Washington, Selma, Bull Connor, and the favorite bulletin board image for elementary school teachers across the nation during Black History Month. That’s about it.

It wasn’t until I got to college and read David Halberstam’s book, The Children, that I first learned about how much of the civil rights movement took place in my hometown of Nashville. Sure, I knew that King was killed in Memphis but nobody bothered to tell me that a). a group called the Freedom Riders existed, and b). it got it’s start in Nashville.

By the time I graduated from high school I could read Latin and speak Spanish. I could recognize and attribute every major work of art from cave paintings to modern sculpture. I had read and could recite many of the great works of literature. I knew all about cell structure and could do some math (not really my strong point, there.) But never once during my otherwise excellent public school education did a single teacher bother to mention the sit-ins, the march in Nashville, the training in non-violence, or the impressive number of present day leaders who cut their teeth during the civil rights movement.

The same is true for Dr. King. I had to read and be familiar with his two most famous speeches but nobody bothered to tell me why he was giving those speeches. I was taught that he had been shot in Memphis, but my text didn’t say why he was in Memphis in the first place. I can’t speak for all products of Tennessee’s public schools, but among the Gen X and Y’ers I hang with – most of us haven’t a clue. So MLK Day this year, like the last few years, will likely just be a holiday that white teenagers and young adults spend sleeping late and getting high.

It’s a convenient holiday for us. One that allows us both a day off from school and work and the moral consolation that we’ve given “them” a day. To brutally paraphrase Austin Powers, we’ve thrown them a friggin’ bone. Because for much of white America, MLK Day is a black holiday, just like Martin Luther King, Jr. was a black leader. It’s the same logic that led city planners nationwide to place Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. in the ghettos, where white people aren’t likely to drive on it.

Before you get all defensive, think about it. Politically we’re only inches more progressive than when King was alive. Sure, African-Americans are no longer barred from water fountains and bathrooms – but is that something to pat ourselves on the backs for? Hardly. It’s time we stop being proud of ourselves for taking the low road. We get no credit for doing what we’re supposed to do – especially when all other choices are morally indefensible.

In Memphis today, we still operate a white school district and a black school district. Call it “city” and “county” if it helps you sleep at night (and promise each the same funding to ease your consciences), but it’s still separate but equal when you boil it down to the bare facts.

Why are we still debating this? Are equal rights and equal access still debatable theories?

Where Memphis should have performed some necessary and painful surgery years ago to solve these problems, we elected instead to just slap band-aid after band-aid over the gushing wounds. Guess what guys, the wounds are still gushing.

City and county consolidation is great start, but a long overdue one that should face no resistance now though it will. County (white) residents don’t want to be combined with city (black) residents. It’s time to call a spade a spade.

But back to Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. When President Reagan ushered in the holiday, he introduced America to a “new and improved, kinder and gentler,” King. This one was more mouthpiece than radical leader, a cuddly and faithless teddy bear to spew inspirational (but never challenging) ideas when we decide to pull the string on his back.

We, as white Americans, can use this holiday to console ourselves with our token efforts. “We’ve (so generously, I might sarcastically add) given “them” MLK Day and Black History Month. “They’ve” got BET and the NAACP. Oprah has a TV show, and Colin Powell and Condi Rice have cabinet positions. They’re not slaves, they can vote and (in theory anyway) hold office. What more do they want? some whites seem to be saying.

And in so thinking we once again miss the essence of Dr. King. Go back and read the “I Have a Dream” speech. Better still, go to the National Civil Rights Museum and watch the footage of the speech. King’s dreams were not for black people to gain power – they were for equal access to all non-whites.

Right now, and perhaps moreso than anytime since King’s assassination, we should realize this. It’s very en vogue to waive flags and revel in our new found national unity. We relish the thought of becoming an even greatest-er generation.

But when we as a city and a nation are still debating equal access we’ve hardly achieved unity and the token observance of a holiday won’t change that.

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tuesday, 22

Drive over to Soulsville and look at the progress they’re making on the
Stax Museum of American Soul Music and also take a gander at nearby
College Park, where the LeMoyne Gardens public housing project used to be.
You’ll be amazed.

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THE LONG DUMB ARM OF THE LAW

Tennessee, and Memphis in particular, has some pretty dumb laws on the books
according to the Web site www.dumblaws.com. Here are a few choice samples of
the Bluff City’s most mystifyng judicial charges:

  • A 1996 law requires
    pandhandlers to obtain a permit before begging on the streets of downtown
    Memphis. It may be assumed that panhandlers with a strong business model but
    no permit may still ask strangers to provide “venture capital.”
  • Though
    the law is rarely enforced, the courts might want to inform Tamara Mitchell-
    Ford that it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man
    either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching
    motorists and pedestrians.
  • We all know how rowdy frogs can be after
    they have a few Budweisers in them,but not many know thatit’s illegalfor frogs
    to croad after 11 p.m. Authorities note that more than 10,000 ofthe little
    buggers wereround up in an 1895 sting operation involving undercover politice
    officers disguised as “party flies.”
  • And now for our favorite dumb
    Memhis law of al ltime. “It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is
    also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the
    premises.”So if you see any blue lights flashing while driving down the street
    with a nice slice of contraband from Buntyn’s — for God’s sake, man, eat it,
    EAT IT!
    A few state laws which conscientious citizens should be reminded of
    include:
  • You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving
    automobile.
  • The age of consent is 16. Twelve if the girl is a
    virgin.
  • Any person crippling, killing, or in any way destroying a proud
    bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to
    such killing or destruction. (And most importantly..)
    Giving and receiving
    oral sex is strictly prohibited.

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    monday, 21

    There’s a concert tonight in the Buckman Performing & Fine Arts Center (I
    can’t tell you how happy I am that they spell “center” accurately) by
    Triple Play, featuring Chris Brubeck, Peter F”Madcat” Ruth, and Joe
    Brownperforming jazz, folk, and blues.

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    THE LONG DUMB ARM OF THE LAW

    Tennessee, and Memphis in particular, has some pretty dumb laws on the books
    according to the Web site www.dumblaws.com. Here are a few choice samples of
    the Bluff City’s most mystifyng judicial charges:

  • A 1996 law requires
    pandhandlers to obtain a permit before begging on the streets of downtown
    Memphis. It may be assumed that panhandlers with a strong business model but
    no permit may still ask strangers to provide “venture capital.”
  • Though
    the law is rarely enforced, the courts might want to inform Tamara Mitchell-
    Ford that it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man
    either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching
    motorists and pedestrians.
  • We all know how rowdy frogs can be after
    they have a few Budweisers in them,but not many know thatit’s illegalfor frogs
    to croad after 11 p.m. Authorities note that more than 10,000 ofthe little
    buggers wereround up in an 1895 sting operation involving undercover politice
    officers disguised as “party flies.”
  • And now for our favorite dumb
    Memhis law of al ltime. “It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is
    also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the
    premises.”So if you see any blue lights flashing while driving down the street
    with a nice slice of contraband from Buntyn’s — for God’s sake, man, eat it,
    EAT IT!
    A few state laws which conscientious citizens should be reminded of
    include:
  • You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving
    automobile.
  • The age of consent is 16. Twelve if the girl is a
    virgin.
  • Any person crippling, killing, or in any way destroying a proud
    bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to
    such killing or destruction. (And most importantly..)
    Giving and receiving
    oral sex is strictly prohibited.

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    Wiley’s Death Said ‘Accidental’ (January 15)

    (FIRST APPEARANCE ON WEB JANUARY 15)

    On the basis of an autopsy, Shelby County Medical Examainer O.C. Smith ruled out foul play or suicide and issued a “conclusive” finding Monday that the death here last month of Dr. Don C. Wiley, a renowned biochemist, was the result of an accidental fall into the Mississippi River from the Hernando DeSoto Bridge.

    At a press conference at Memphis police headquarters, Dr. Smith ruled out either foul play or suicide as a cause of the scientist’s death, which occurred in the early morning hours of November 16,. Smith said there was “no pattern of injury suggesting violence” and that “the possibility of Dr. Wiley’s death having been a suicide was carefully considered and rejected.”

    Police Director W.A. Crews said his department had been unable to determine the whereabouts of Dr. Wiley between midnight and 4 a.m., when a patrol unit making an hourly check discovered Dr. Wiley’s rented Mitsubishi Galant parked at curbside in a westbound lane of the bridge, keys still in the ignition.

    The scientist, who was attending meetings in conjunction with his membership on the St. Jude Children’s Hospital board of directors, had last been seen about midnight, leaving The Peabody downtown in the aftermath of a banquet.

    Dr. Wiley’s disappearance — unaccounted for until his body was found last week washed ashore downstream near Concordia, Louisiana — had occasioned widespread media interest, much of it due to the Harvard professor’s international reputation for his research into dangerous viruses, such as those responsible for AIDS, influenza, and Ebola.

    Citing damage to both the left and right sides of the Galant, Dr. Smith speculated that Dr. Wiley had grazed a road-construction divider on the driver side of the car, then swerved to curbside with enough force to displace a hubcap on the passenger side.

    Smith said Wiley had apparently walked to the right side of the vehicle to inspect the damage there, then somehow fell across a guardrail that was 43 inches above the roadbed, “below Dr. Wiley’s center of gravity,” as the examiner noted.

    Dr. Smith’s judgment of accidental death was predicated on the nature of Dr. Wiley’s injuries. A fractured sternum, coincident with a crushed button midway down the scientist’s shirt, suggested to the examiner that Dr. Wiley had frontally encountered the concrete top to a box beam on the outside of the guardrail.

    Dr. Wiley’s other injuries, including contusions and a fractured neck vertebra, and fractured ribs, were consistent with the scientist’s impacting the river,135 feet below, on his right side.

    From this evidence, Dr. Smith concluded that the scientist had fallen, in that persons jumping from the bridge generally cleared the box beam, which Dr. Wiley had struck with his chest on the way down.

    Among the factors that might have contributed both to Dr. Wiley’s traffic mishap and to his subsequent fall, Dr. Smith included the following: “an infrequent and poorly understood seizure disorder” which was experienced by Dr. Wiley “two or three times a year” — one which caused momentary disorientation but not unconsciousness; “fatigue…due to the late hour and long day;” and the presence of alcohol “at levels suggesting impairment.”

    Concerning the latter, Dr. Smith stressed that toxicology studies had not been concluded to a point making a judgment about alcoholic intoxication certain and that the levels of alcohol in Dr. Wiley’s body could be due substantially to “fermentation after death coupled with diffusion from the stomach.”

    In addition to the potential causes mentioned, Dr. Wiley pointed out the instability of the roadbed on which Dr. Wiley had stood and the further destabilizing effect of passing vehicles, especially the 18-wheelers which frequently cross the bridge in the early morning hours.

    Such factors “may have played a role in his [Dr. Wiley’s] going over the rail, more so if he were also impaired or under the effects of a seizure,” said Dr. Smith, who theorized that Dr. Wiley’s unexplained presence on the Hernando DeSoto bridge may have been due to a wrong ramp turn on an Interstate connection downtown.

    “He was on his way to West Memphis, and he had no reason to be in West Memphis,” who, along with Directore Crews, fielded some non-medical questions at the press conference.

    Dr. Wiley had been staying with his father, who lives in Raleigh, reachable via Interstate 40. A right turn at the downtown connection leads to the bedroom community, while a left turn puts a motorist on a westward course, over the bridge..

    The absence of significant water levels in Dr. Wiley’s stomach and lungs was an indication that the scientist died from the impact, not from drowning, said Dr. Smith.

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    WEB RANT

    The other day a friend of mine asked me how I planned to spend Martin Luther King Day. I was a bit taken aback at first; she was the last person I expected would make be plans to honor a slain civil rights leader. Not due to any real deficit in her character, rather as a young, white professional, woman with few ties to the African-American community I didn’t expect her to have given MLK Day much thought.

    Turns out I was mostly right.

    The next sentence out of her mouth was, “Some friends and I are talking about having a big party Sunday night, since nobody has to work on Monday. Wanna come?”

    A few days later another friend (also white) told me that she was planning a champagne brunch for that Monday. So I started thinking about the holiday, and about how “holiday” has become the most appropriate word for it.

    Thirty-four years after he was killed, Martin Luther King, Jr. has become, for much of white America anyway, just a good excuse to sleep late. And can you really blame us? What do we know about MLK anyway?

    Preacher, civil rights leader, killed in Memphis, Mountaintop, I Have a Dream, the march on Washington, Selma, Bull Connor, and the favorite bulletin board image for elementary school teachers across the nation during Black History Month. That’s about it.

    It wasn’t until I got to college and read David Halberstam’s book, The Children, that I first learned about how much of the civil rights movement took place in my hometown of Nashville. Sure, I knew that King was killed in Memphis but nobody bothered to tell me that a). a group called the Freedom Riders existed, and b). it got it’s start in Nashville.

    By the time I graduated from high school I could read Latin and speak Spanish. I could recognize and attribute every major work of art from cave paintings to modern sculpture. I had read and could recite many of the great works of literature. I knew all about cell structure and could do some math (not really my strong point, there.) But never once during my otherwise excellent public school education did a single teacher bother to mention the sit-ins, the march in Nashville, the training in non-violence, or the impressive number of present day leaders who cut their teeth during the civil rights movement.

    The same is true for Dr. King. I had to read and be familiar with his two most famous speeches but nobody bothered to tell me why he was giving those speeches. I was taught that he had been shot in Memphis, but my text didn’t say why he was in Memphis in the first place. I can’t speak for all products of Tennessee’s public schools, but among the Gen X and Y’ers I hang with – most of us haven’t a clue. So MLK Day this year, like the last few years, will likely just be a holiday that white teenagers and young adults spend sleeping late and getting high.

    It’s a convenient holiday for us. One that allows us both a day off from school and work and the moral consolation that we’ve given “them” a day. To brutally paraphrase Austin Powers, we’ve thrown them a friggin’ bone. Because for much of white America, MLK Day is a black holiday, just like Martin Luther King, Jr. was a black leader. It’s the same logic that led city planners nationwide to place Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. in the ghettos, where white people aren’t likely to drive on it.

    Before you get all defensive, think about it. Politically we’re only inches more progressive than when King was alive. Sure, African-Americans are no longer barred from water fountains and bathrooms – but is that something to pat ourselves on the backs for? Hardly. It’s time we stop being proud of ourselves for taking the low road. We get no credit for doing what we’re supposed to do – especially when all other choices are morally indefensible.

    In Memphis today, we still operate a white school district and a black school district. Call it “city” and “county” if it helps you sleep at night (and promise each the same funding to ease your consciences), but it’s still separate but equal when you boil it down to the bare facts.

    Why are we still debating this? Are equal rights and equal access still debatable theories?

    Where Memphis should have performed some necessary and painful surgery years ago to solve these problems, we elected instead to just slap band-aid after band-aid over the gushing wounds. Guess what guys, the wounds are still gushing.

    City and county consolidation is great start, but a long overdue one that should face no resistance now though it will. County (white) residents don’t want to be combined with city (black) residents. It’s time to call a spade a spade.

    But back to Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. When President Reagan ushered in the holiday, he introduced America to a “new and improved, kinder and gentler,” King. This one was more mouthpiece than radical leader, a cuddly and faithless teddy bear to spew inspirational (but never challenging) ideas when we decide to pull the string on his back.

    We, as white Americans, can use this holiday to console ourselves with our token efforts. “We’ve (so generously, I might sarcastically add) given “them” MLK Day and Black History Month. “They’ve” got BET and the NAACP. Oprah has a TV show, and Colin Powell and Condi Rice have cabinet positions. They’re not slaves, they can vote and (in theory anyway) hold office. What more do they want? some whites seem to be saying.

    And in so thinking we once again miss the essence of Dr. King. Go back and read the “I Have a Dream” speech. Better still, go to the National Civil Rights Museum and watch the footage of the speech. King’s dreams were not for black people to gain power – they were for equal access to all non-whites.

    Right now, and perhaps moreso than anytime since King’s assassination, we should realize this. It’s very en vogue to waive flags and revel in our new found national unity. We relish the thought of becoming an even greatest-er generation.

    But when we as a city and a nation are still debating equal access we’ve hardly achieved unity and the token observance of a holiday won’t change that.