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THE WEENIE BITES BACK!

Hey, look-it, everybody, here comes the big wiener wagon pulling into traffic. Yay, hooray! Big wiener wagon!

Oh, look. There goes the big wiener wagon. It s moving on down the road. Bye bye, big wiener wagon, bye bye. We love you, big wiener wagon! Come back soon!

Uh-oh, maybe we should have been looking at the road instead of watching the big wiener wagon. The big wiener wagon is stupid. We hate the big wiener wagon now. Dumb old wiener wagon!

A special thanks to faithful Fly fan Rik Anderson for the photos. We ll be sending him a fancy-schmancy Commercial Appeal umbrella. Not.

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Chris Scott & Eric Lewis at the P&H

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The Memphis Grizzlies against the L.A. Clippers at The Pyramid.

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LADY TIGERS END REGULAR SEASON WITH LOSS TO USF

TAMPA, FLA. – The University of Memphis Lady Tiger basketball team will head into the Conference USA Tournament on a six-game losing streak after dropping an 80-61 decision to the South Florida Bulls here Sunday afternoon.

The loss drops Memphis to 11-16 overall, 5-9 in C-USA, and brands Memphis with the longest losing streak they have had since the 1992-93 season. That season also marked the last time that Memphis had recorded a losing season (12-16).

The win for South Florida was their biggest margin of victory in C-USA play since the start of the league, and improved the Bulls to 14-13, 4-10 in the conference. South Florida managed a 38-31 lead at the half after shooting 55 percent from the field and holding Memphis to a 36 percent shooting clip. The Lady Tigers used a 9-1 run at the opening of the second half to close the gap to one, 39-38, but that would be as close as they would get to swinging the momentum.

USF led 70-57 with just under three minutes left to play before Memphis was forced to foul, sending USF to the line five times in the final minutes. USF scored eight straight points off charity shots before Allison AuBuchon hit their final basket with 11 seconds left for the eventual 19-point win.

“We need people who are going to step up for us,” said head coach Joye Lee-McNelis. “This team’s frustration level is very high and the confidence level is extremely low. We really struggled today and this is not a position we wanted to be in heading into the tournament.” Sophomore Princess Swilley led Memphis’ offensive effort with 15 points off a 7-of-18 effort from the field. Melissa Abraham recorded her 13th career double-double after scoring 12 points and hauling in a team-high 11 rebounds. Junior Shannon Hamp also scored in double figures with 11 points.

Sonia Cotton led USF in the win with 25 points off an 8-of-15 effort from the field, and a 7-of-10 showing at the free-throw line. AuBuchon added 13 points while Jen Kline and Sarah Lochmann both chipped in 12 points apiece. USF forced Memphis to turn the ball over 23 times, while UM outrebounded USF, 38-37.

The Lady Tigers will enter the C-USA Tournament as the No. 10 seed and will face the seventh-seeded Charlotte 49ers in the first round of the C-USA Tournament next Friday at 1 p.m. Earlier this season, the Lady Tigers defeated Charlotte, 91-56, in Memphis.

The Lady Tigers have struggled this season on the road, posting a 2-9 record away from Memphis. Memphis’ only C-USA road win this season was over Saint Louis early in January.

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THE WEENIE BITES BACK!

Hey, look-it, everybody, here comes the big wiener wagon pulling into traffic. Yay, hooray! Big wiener wagon!

Oh, look. There goes the big wiener wagon. It s moving on down the road. Bye bye, big wiener wagon, bye bye. We love you, big wiener wagon! Come back soon!

Uh-oh, maybe we should have been looking at the road instead of watching the big wiener wagon. The big wiener wagon is stupid. We hate the big wiener wagon now. Dumb old wiener wagon!

A special thanks to faithful Fly fan Rik Anderson for the photos. We ll be sending him a fancy-schmancy Commercial Appeal umbrella. Not.

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TIGERS HONOR WISE, SLAY DEMONS

The University of Memphis Tigers’ Saturday matinee with the DePaul Blue Demons turned out to be a fitting send-off for a stoic star who quietly climbed his way up the charts of Tiger basketball history and the Conference USA record book.

Having played under three coaches in his four years as a Tiger — often as the first and only scoring option — Kelly Wise was the center of attention for pregame ceremonies on Senior

Day. Never has a more reserved Memphis Tiger commanded the stage for himself than on this day as Wise — the lone U of M senior — walked to

center-court accompanied by his mother and grandmother to receive a framed portrait of himself, and the proper adulation of 14,000 of his

closest friends.

Still recovering from a sprained right knee that’s

limited his play of late, Wise managed to score 23 points and grab 13 rebounds as Memphis wrapped up its 2001-02 home schedule with an 88-61 drubbing of the Demons.

Appropriately enough, Wise opened the scoring with an inside bucket 40 seconds after tip-off, and the Tigers never looked back. In seizing an

18-point halftime lead, Wise displayed the kind of play that has endeared him to head coach John Calipari, but that may not be seen in tomorrow’s

box score. On consecutive possessions midway through the half, Wise penetrated the DePaul defense well within his shooting range, only to

dish the ball off to fellow big man, Earl Barron, who was fouled on each occasion.

On the defensive end, Wise quarterbacked the Tiger halfcourt trap, forcing the DePaul defense into a reactive mode and leading to transition buckets for Memphis. “He just is so active,” said Calipari after the game. “There is no halfcourt trap when Kelly’s not in there. You’ve got to be active.”

An alley-oop pass from Antonio Burks at the top of the key was jammed home by a sky-walking Anthony Rice almost eight minutes into the second

half, giving Memphis a 20-point cushion. Rice, with 14 points and a season-high 9 rebounds, was one of five Tigers to reach double figures

in the scoring column, joining Wise, Barron (15), Dajuan Wagner (20), and Chris Massie (10). DePaul — who fell to 9-17 (2-12 in C-USA) — was

led by sophomore forward Andre Brown with 21. Memphis out-rebounded the Demons, 46-30, and shot 51 percent from the field.

Already fourth in Tiger history among rebounders, Wise has climbed into the ninth slot on the all-time Memphis scoring list and is within reach

of number eight (he trails Phillip Haynes by 18 points with one regular-season game remaining, followed by the C-USA tournament and,

hopefully for the Tiger faithful, an NCAA bid). Wise’s numbers when viewed in the context of C-USA’s seven-year history are even more

impressive. He’s the conference’s all-time leading rebounder, its second-leading shot-blocker, and has more double-doubles (42) than any

player who has suited up in the 14-team league. Wise is the only player in C-USA history to accumulate 1,000 points and 1,000 rebounds.

His numbers aside, Wise should be appreciated for being a shining member of a dying breed: the four-year Division I college basketball star.

While some might argue Cedric Henderson’s case, you’d probably have to go back more than a decade, to Elliot Perry, to find a Tiger who put in four years of excellence that approach those of Wise. His university should at least consider adding a ninth retired jersey to the Pyramid

rafters. “We’re top-20 with Kelly,” said Calipari. “Top-60 without him. He did today what he does all the time. Didn’t surprise me. He covers for a lot of the players on this team.”

Having clinched C-USA’s National Divison title and now with a record of 22-7 (16-2 in The Pyramid), Memphis has a week to prepare for next

Saturday’s showdown with mighty Cincinnati. Fueled by the conference’s player of the year, Steve Logan, the Bearcats have been in the nation’s top five for most of the season and should give Memphis a nice test as the Tigers measure their worth for the conference tournament and the big dance beyond.

Calipari is prepared for a heavyweight battle with Bob Huggins’ rugged club, and he’s not afraid to meet muscle with muscle. “[Cincinnati] will take your lunch money,” said the coach, not smiling. “They walk into school and ask, ‘Do you have 50 cents?’ You’re gonna have to have a

helmet and shoulder pads. It’s the last guy standing. That’s what you do in Cincinnati.”

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CLIPPERS BEAT GRIZZLIES, 77-90

The Memphis Grizzlies fell once again at home, as the L.A. Clippers beat the Memphis squad 77-90.

The Clippers (28-30) came out the gates early and never looked back on the power of All-Star forward Elton Brand’s 12 point, 11 rebound first-quarter performance. The Clippers extended their lead to a 46-29 Grizzlies (15-40) half-time deficit, only two points over the Grizzlies season-low for a half.

The Grizzlies attempted to rally in the third behind center Lorenzen Wright’s 11-point third-quarter effort, but a typically lackluster fourth quarter by the Grizzlies stopped whatever progress the Memphis squad had made. Wright would end the game with 17 points.

The most surprising Grizzlies performance came from guard Eddie Gill, who just joined the team on a ten-day contract. Despite playing his first game with the squad, the guard scored 20 points and tossed out seven assists. “Gill played extremely well,” Grizzlies head coach Sidney Lowe said after the game. “ He’s here one day, and he knows all the plays. He talks more than anyone has all year.”

Also for the Grizzlies, forward Pau Gasol led all Memphis scorers with 21 points, and also collected 13 rebounds. Guard Will Solomon rounded out the Grizzlies scoring with 11 of his own.

For the Clippers, Elton Brand led all scorers with 27 points and collected a game-high 23 rebounds. Also for L.A. Guard Jeff McInnis scored 19 points, and handed out a game high 12 assists. Forward Darius Miles also scored in double-digits with 12 points to finish the game.

The Grizzlies go on a three game road-trip to Dallas, Utah, and then to Denver, before returning to the Pyramid on Sunday, March 3, against the Seattle Sonics.

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BROTHER ACT?

It’s an old ploy — the idea of one candidate’s putting another in his own race to dilute the “anti”-vote against him or her — and it has either happened again in a hotly contested Shelby County Commission race, or it hasn’t happened at all, depending on who you ask.

If it’s Joyce Avery, who’s hoping to unseat Clair VanderSchaaf in District 4, Position 1, she’ll tell you that the incumbent and his half brother, Greg Brannick, both of whom are on the Republican primary ballot with her, are in cahoots to split the anti-VanderSchaaf vote. “Skulduggery,” she called it in a press release on Sunday.

“’Commissioner Vanderschaaf has a long history of cutting deals that benefit him personally. Placing his brother into this county commission race is just one more act of under-handedness,’” veteran GOP activist Avery is quoted in the release, which continues, “Vanderschaaf’s half-brother, perennial candidate Greg Brannick, filed for the commission seat one day prior to the qualifying deadline for candidates. Days earlier, Brannick moved his voter registration into District 4.”

If it’s Clair VanderSchaaf you ask, he’ll dismiss the accusation out of hand, saying that he and his half-brother (they have the same mother and different fathers, and Commissioner VanderSchaaf is the older by almost two decades) are “not all that close.” He will say further, “I didn’t know he was going to file or why. He didn’t tell me. Maybe he thought I wasn’t going to.”

And if it’s Brannick, a real estate manager who has made two previous races (for state representative and for Bartlett alderman), you’ll get another denial (of sorts): “I think something very similar is going on in the Ford family,” Brannick says first, presumably referring to a race between siblings Joe Ford and Ophelia Ford for the commission seat formerly held by the late Dr. James Ford, their brother. (Joe Ford, a former Memphis city councilman and 1999 candidate for mayor, was appointed to the seat by the commission on an interim basis.)

Brannick goes on to note that he filed at the Election Commission on Wednesday, a day ahead of brother Clair, who filed on Thursday, the deadline for candidacies — a fact which both brothers cite as evidence for the possibility that there was no collusion and no foreknowledge by either that both would be on the ballot.

Both VanderSchaaf and Brannick maintain that they never talked about the race before their respective filings. “We’re not even all that close,” avers VanderSchaaf further, while Brannick talks vaguely of “research” he will perform before deciding whether to stayin or get out by the withdrawal deadline of this Thursday.

Avery is having none of it. Her press release maintains: “He got his brother to file because he doesn’t think he can get 50% of the votes. He’s hoping to split the anti-Vanderschaaf vote between his brother and me so that he can slide back in with a plurality of the votes. I’m working hard to make sure that doesn’t happen.”

Avery’s public motive for running against VanderSchaaf (also alluded to in her release) is that he voted for a wheel-tax increase and to fund the soon-to-be-built NBA arena while voting against a measure to fully fund the county schools.

An unexpressed reason — at least for many of her supporters — is that of payback for VanderSchaaf’s siding with the commission’s Democrats year before last in a complex arrangement that saw former commissioner Shep Wilbun move to the post of Juvenile Court clerk while developer Tom Moss was appointed to the commission.

A significant number of local Republicans — and the rest of the Republicans on the commission –wanted to see David Lillard (now a candidate for another seat) on the commission and then deputy clerk Steve Stamson (now a candidate to unseat Wilbun).

All of the above circumstances give the VanderSchaaf/Brannick/Avery race more than ordinary interest.

  • Commissioner VanderSchaaf professes to be bemused by the whole thing — and, for that matter, by what might have happened had he chosen to run for Shelby County mayor instead of for reelection.

    As recently as the Christmas season the developer and long-term commission incumbent thought seriously about it but ultimately decided — “for business reasons,” he says — not to do it.

    But , says VanderSchaaf, he still wonders what might have happened — especially, he says, after what Democrat A C Wharton told him, in the wake of a poll purporting to show that the Shelby County Public Defender was running comfortably ahead of all extant comers.

    “He said to me,’ I sure do thank you for not running.’ And he made it sound like his poll had me way up there..”

    (No mention of how brother Greg Brannick might have done in such a poll.)

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    WHAT’S IN A NAME?

    To: Allen Wastler,

    Managing Editor

    CNN/Money

    Dear Mr. Wastler,

    I would suggest that Enron change its name to Bob. Bob imparts a sense of boyish innocence, and is virtually always a good guy. Bob is so common and ubiquitous a name that it seems to lend its bearer an innocuous cloak of anonymity – as opposed to the evil and very unique “Enron.”

    Enron reminds me of Darth Vader. Both parts of the name are unsalvageable now. You’re not going to name your kid Darth, any more than you would Vader, are you? Now, by association, even the name Ron is shot. I think that the Rons of this world might want to look into a lawsuit against

    Enron for mucking up their name. Ren would be the worst, though, as it would combine the En with the Ron, although Ren from Ren and Stimpy or Kevin Bacon as Ren in Footloose might be just enough to save that name from En-ruin.

    Back to Bob. How many Bobs out there are negatively portrayed by the media? I think that we all sort of benefit by our association with the great Bob Hope — the nicest guy ever. Then there’s the Bob and Tom Show, and Bob the Builder — both much-loved. And there’s the immortal Bob Barker from The Price Is Right.

    In a 1999 poll, Bob came in ahead of Northwest Territories as the better name for that Canadian province, but leave it to the Canadians to look a gift horse in the mouth — Bob was disqualified. There’s the not-so-new craze over NBA Bobbleheads. And, there’s bobbing for apples now there’s a wholesome activity if there ever was one.

    I’ve heard there’s a bridge somewhere calle Bob. I’ve also heard that Bill Gates once wanted to name an operating system Bob, but was overruled — although that begs the question: Who is there to overrule Bill Gates?

    I think that Andy Fastow and Ken Lay could benefit from name changes, as well, although Andy and Ken are pretty innocuous names themselves. Jeffrey Skilling really needs a name change. Neither “Jeffrey” nor “Skilling” is a very good name to have when you’re attempting to dodge an all-out media feeding frenzy. Jeffreys tend to be overly formal, sort of snotty, I think — like a boarding school kid you want to beat up. And Skilling — if that doesn’t bring to min thoughts of a skillet (and as a gerund, too), I don’t know what would.

    In sum, Mr. Wastler, I submit that Bob is synonymous with good, and Enro could really use some of that nowadays. Why, I bet you that if Enron changed its name to Bob tomorrow, this whole sordid affair would evaporate into thin air faster than money off an Enron balance sheet.

    Very truly yours,

    Bob Ledyard

    Memphis

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    If you haven ft seen the exhibit gChoosing to Participate h at the new Central Library, presented by Facing History and Ourselves, by all means do so and check out its local component, gThe Hero Next Door: Community Stories. h Today would be a good day, because next door at East High School there fs a talk by Elizabeth Eckford, one of the nine African-American students who integrated Little Rock fs Central High School in the 1950s. Today fs Youth Villages Soup Sunday at The Pyramid, one of the most popular fund-raisers of the year, features local restaurants serving up their favorite soups and special recipes. Calvin Newborn & The Newborn Trauma Center are playing at Huey fs Downtown this afternoon, followed by those rockabilly madmen The Dempseys. The MudflapsThe Susan Marshall Band is at the Blue Monkey.