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YOU CAN GO HOME AGAIN, BUT WHERE’S HOME?

I was sitting in a restaurant called The Chicken or The Egg yesterday, which is a beachside dive on Long Beach Island, NJ and thinking about the concept that we call “home.”

You hear adages about this creature all of the time, such as the age-old “home is where the heart is,” or the divergent “you can’t go home again.” And it’s great having polar perspectives such as these to cater to our vacillating moods, whether we’re carrying a glass half-empty or half-full, isn’t it?

Caught in the belly of the paradox of the chicken versus the egg, my gut reaction to the word home has suddenly grown muddier than my feet were at last weekend’s Beale Street Musicfest. As a transplanted Memphian vacationing in the land of my roots (and no, that’s not JOY-ZEE, it’s JER-ZEE) I find myself wondering where, exactly, my home really is.

To be sure, the line of thought warning that you can’t go home again did it’s best to prove itself ascendant as my sister Becky and I were driving back home from Memphis. Or were we driving from home to New Jersey? Hmm…

On the epic saga that is the Virginian portion of Interstate 81 (and I no longer believe that Virginia is for lovers, regardless of the ubiquitous claim) I smacked into an enormous deer, which appeared out of nowhere as dawn made its way up the asphalt horizon.

We were just outside of Staunton, which is the birthplace of Woodrow Wilson and the site of the first Presbyterian College for women, in case you were wondering.

Oddly enough, I had randomly found myself in Staunton once before, staying a night a few years back, and for no real reason other than collegiate boredom translated into mileage. Another unplanned stay was definitely not a part of my AAA travel plan.

The accident, however, had changed my face to a strange egg-like color, and I was shaking like I had internalized the massage feature from a cheap motel bed. It seemed a wise move to get off of the road.

We commenced to enjoy a lovely and refreshing 6 hours in Armstrong’s motel, beginning at the very cost-effective check-in hour of 6 AM. Provided amenities included a shower with a nozzle positioned at about waist level, a lack of any shampoo whatsoever, a window view of my smashed out headlight and freshly crushed and now inoperable hood, and the appreciated opportunity to close my eyes and sleep so as to cease the mental instant-replay of the bout with nature that we had just survived.

The only possible meaning that I’ve been able to assign to this event, its being part of an inadvertent habit of visiting Staunton, is that I’m actually a distant relative of Woodrow Wilson, and his spirit is trying to draw me back to explore the family roots.

But, more realistically, I think that Virginia just hates me. It is not, regardless of the status of my hypothetical glass, a place that I call home.

Anyhow, we eventually made it to Jersey, and without further incident.

Overall, the state is just how I remember it. There’s the same beautiful cadence of the Jersey Shore accent, which is a bit divergent from New York’s Nanny-style inflection that those not local to the state assume is the only manner of speaking available in the area.

A Wawa convenience store, bless it’s heart, can be found on every other corner, which is similar to a Tiger-Mart, only much better in that it offers the most fabulous and inexpensive Hoagies that you could ever eat. Incidentally, while we eat hoagies in South Jersey, you’d eat a sub in North Jersey. In case you don’t know, there’s a bit of a North versus South debate that goes on even in the confines of the Garden State, ranging from topics like who has the better accent to overall lifestyle comparisons. This regional duplicity might be what enabled me to make the transition into Memphis culture with reasonable ease.

Let’s see, what else is there? Well, there are Dunkin’ Donuts instead of Krispy Kreams. Sauerkraut is offered with ALL convenience store hot dogs, the lack of which is one of the major points of contention that I have with the South.

And then there’s the beach, of course, on which my friend’s son Kyle enjoyed his first baby mouthful of sand this afternoon. There’s salt-water taffy…and PIZZA, as in real pizza, and I’m very sorry to come off like an uppity Yankee in this regard. It’s just different, and so damn good.

Then there’s the beauty of the Pine Barrens, a natural preserve abundant with a very colorful element of local lore, and where friends and I used to do much off-roading as teenagers. The most infamous part of the Pine Barrens’ story involves the numerous tales that surround the mythical Jersey Devil, namesake of the state’s NHL team.

The most surprising re-discovery that I’ve made, though, and one that might forge the middle ground in my inner conflict over “home” as a concept, is a little restaurant named JR’s that offers Memphis-style ribs! Imagine that! It says so right on the sign.

Unfortunately, JR’s is a summer restaurant, meaning that it won’t be open until Memorial Day weekend, when an influx of “summer people” from the tri-state area (meaning New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania) take over much of the shore area, and especially the island.

Thus, I will not be able to provide a summation of Jersey-style Memphis barbecue at this time. If I could, though, those of you from Memphis would probably be provided with an ample comeback to the snide pizza comments made previously. Um, sorry about that.

The mere existence of a Memphis-style restaurant in my hometown, however, provides me with something that I think I’ve been looking for ever since I began this little trip…

Maybe home is where the heart is, but is also a thing that can include more than one place at a time, and even some things from different places that might overlap and create personal meaning. (Except for things from Staunton, against which I currently hold a major grudge.)

But who’s to say that I have to choose between one home and another?

I guess I’ve just become a Jersey-Memphis half-breed, for lack of a better term, and can now call both places home with a smile on my face!

Memphis will be my proverbial chicken, Jersey my native egg, and my glass will be completely full, this conflict being resolved.

So I guess I will now return to vacation mode. See you when I get back.

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LAMAR’S TEAM CLAIMS SHELBY LEAD

The following is the text of a memo from the consultant/polling firm representing senatorial candidate Lamar Alexander, showing the former governor’s purported strength in Shelby County.

From: Whit Ayres, President

Ayres, McHenry and Associates, Inc.

Date: May 8, 2002

Subject: Highlights of Shelby County Republican Primary Poll for U.S. Senate

As part of our survey of likely Republican primary voters throughout Tennessee, we over-sampled Republican primary voters in Shelby County to assess support for the candidates for U.S. Senate just in that county. Highlights of the Shelby County survey, with a total of 253 likely Republican primary voters and a margin of error of plus or minus 6.29 percent, are:

  • Even though Shelby County produced almost half of Ed Bryant’s votes in his last congressional election, Governor Alexander leads Bryant in Shelby County on the Senate primary ballot test. Alexander leads Bryant by 45 to 40 percent among likely Shelby County Republican primary voters, with the remainder undecided.

    Alexander’s advantage includes leads among those who say they are absolutely certain to vote and those who consider themselves strong Republicans. Alexander leads Bryant by 44 to 40 percent among likely primary voters who say they are “absolutely certain” to vote, and by 50 to 36 percent among strong Republicans.

  • Alexander has both a higher favorable rating and better name recognition in Shelby County than does Bryant. Alexander’s favorable to unfavorable rating among these Shelby County Republican primary voters is 74 to 15 percent, with 96 percent name recognition. Bryant’s favorable to unfavorable rating is 69 to 4 percent, with 88 percent name recognition.

    Lamar Alexander shows remarkable strength in Ed Bryant’s political base, and he is well positioned to defeat Bryant in Shelby County. Should he do so, it will be very difficult for Bryant to win statewide.

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    FROM MY SEAT

    HOOP DREAMING

    It’s time to fantasize. We’ll take our lone big-league operation — the Memphis Grizzlies — and brainstorm over a few ways to improve on last season’s 23-59 performance, add some talent around Pau Gasol and Shane Battier, and build toward playoff contention by the time our new arena is completed in 2004.

    How about luring Mr. Logo himself, Hall of Famer Jerry West — the sharpest NBA mind of this generation, a guy who radiates class and dignity — from a cushy gig in L.A. right here to the Bluff City? He can run the show, top to bottom. Another NBA club interested in making a deal? Let me transfer you to Mr. Logo. Big-name free agent shopping his skills? Mr. Logo on line one. Instant credibility, league-wide. Instant respect for the Grizzlies, nation-wide.

    Huh? This is actually happening? Jerry West a Memphian? Well, let’s keep the fantasy-ball spinning.

    Owner Michael Heisley is so elated over getting his guy that he flies to Memphis, calls a meeting with the City Council, County Commission, both mayors, four TV networks — even invites the daily paper — and announces he is footing the bill for the Grizzlies’ new arena. It’s the right thing to do, says Heisley, as it’s his team, after all, and he’ll be reaping the benefits a decade from now when the luxury boxes are full, Gasol is an annual MVP candidate, and Jason Williams — not the one you might think — is electrifying ESPN’s sportscenter throughout the winter. The owner’s only request is that the arena be christened Heisley Fieldhouse. A slice of immortality he will have earned with his wallet.

    Which brings us to our next dream sequence. The Grizzlies wind up second in the upcoming draft behind the Golden State Warriors. Golden State takes the plunge and drafts Chinese phenom, Yao Ming, as the Bay Area’s Asian population provides the kind of environment Yao is demanding before he crosses the Pacific. With the second pick, Memphis takes Duke’s Jason Williams, the second year in a row the Grizzlies land a former Blue Devil in the first round, better yet a former national college player of the year. During TNT’s national coverage of the draft, Williams is seen smiling — something the current Jason Williams in Memphis last did in second grade — and boasting that, instead of going to Disney World, he’s “going to Graceland.”

    Ego-tremors are felt in greater Los Angeles as Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant each blame the other for the Lakers’ flame-out in the Western Conference finals against the Dallas Mavericks. Bryant is loud and clear about his wish to get out of L.A., preferably for a team closer to the east coast, where he can turn a franchise into the kind of power that can reach the Finals and backhand Shaq’s Lakers on the way to the title. Kobe calls his old pal, Mr. Logo.

    West swings his first blockbuster for Memphis, sending the “old” Jason Williams — along with first-round picks in both 2003 and 2004 — to the Lakers for Bryant. When asked about his West Virginia connection to Williams, West displays his 2000 NBA championship ring and describes it as a tighter connection to Bryant. The day after the deal, sales of Sprite go through the roof throughout the Mid-South.

    Mr. Logo makes a call to native Memphian Elliot Perry and offers him a job as an assistant coach in charge of community outreach. With not half of West’s skill as a player, but with every bit the integrity, class, and dignity of Mr. Logo, Perry leaps at the chance to contribute on an NBA level to the city he served so admirably as a high school and college star. While he’ll be involved with Sidney Lowe’s game-day staff, Perry’s primary responsibility will be to make sure every child in the Memphis City School system gets at least one chance each year to see an NBA game or to meet a Grizzly in person. No matter what the crowd at The Pyramid may tell you, no matter what kind of music is blared from the arena’s speakers, basketball is a game for kids. Elliot Perry’s the guy to remind us.

    Fantasy you say? No chance? Call Mr. Logo.

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    ELECTION 2002: WHO’S ON FIRST?

    Note: This is an expanded version of the Election Preview in the current print issue of the Flyer. It will be updated, both grapically and textually, up until Election Day.

    The sheriff’s race is unique in that somebody gives every candidate in both major parties a chance to win. Republican Bobby Simmons is counting on allies like city councilmen Jack Sammons and Tom Marshall.

    SHELBY COUNTY MAYOR’S RACE: No getting around it. The favorite, both in Tuesday’s Democratic primary and in the ultimate August showdown, is Shelby County Public Defender A C Wharton., a personable, respected longtime public figure who has served in positions of authority on boards and commissions dealing with mental health, education, and criminal justice.

    He is, moreover, an African American at a time when demographics arguably favor blacks in Shelby County voting, but one who is uncommonly unthreatening to whites. Add the fact that he has substantial support, financial and otherwise, across party as well as racial lines.

    Skeptics criticize Wharton’s reticence in this campaign to take specific positions, but his reluctance to spell out a credo or a program goes beyond any penchant for waffling.

    The fact is, he has always maintained a sturdy independence from causes, even when fully saddled up to them in an institutional way

    A case in point was his service as Shelby County chairman of former 4th District congressman Jim Cooper‘s 1994 race for the U.S. Senate. As the race between Cooper, the Democratic nominee and early leader, and Republican nominee Fred Thompson, heated up, Wharton was asked about his candidate on the then widely watched WKNO-TV talk show, Informed Sources.

    With the wry grin that he assumes when he is telling a home truth, Wharton said about his mild-mannered candidate, “He’s not the most exciting fellow.” Observing Cooper in action, he said, was “ kind of like watching a man eat a mashed-potato sandwich.” His fellow panelists guffawed in astonishment. How many votes could that have been worth for good ole Jim? Yet the remark merely articulated what many friends of the relatively bashful Cooper had long believed.

    And there was his summing-up, on another installment of the same program, of the reason for Senator Jim Sasser‘s defeat by Nashville doctor Bill Frist in the 1994 election. “I didn’t see him much in recent years,” Wharton said drily of the influential Sasser, who had been promised the position of Majority Leader if the Democrats held on in the Senate (they — and he — did not). “Oh, I would see his name in the New York Times and read about him in Time, but I never [brief , almost imperceptible pause for effect] got to touch the hem of his garment.”

    Among the qualifications boasted in the Shelby County Public Defender’s campaign literature was his chairmanship of the Tennessee Higher Education Commission (THEC). True enough, but it omitted reference to a bizarre occasion from several years back when Wharton’s fellow commission members had first elected him chairman, only to see Wharton, who had not been at the meeting, publicly repudiate his election and decline to serve. Not enough available time, he explained plausibly, but it was the independence, even brashness, of his gesture that stood out.

    Wharton has certain things in common with another consensus Democratic favorite, ex-Nashville mayor and current gubernatorial candidate Phil Bredesen, whose desertion of a key element of his partymates’ credo — notably, their conviction that a state income tax is called for by the present fiscal crisis — has frustrated many of them and enraged others.

    The main party shibboleth being spurned by Wharton is the belief in city-county consolidation which is taken for granted by many — perhaps most — local Democrats. It is certainly a major article of belief for Memphis Mayor Willie Herenton, the man whose reelection campaigns Wharton has served twice as campaign chairman.

    The reality is that the joint “task force” on consolidation which Herenton created and which has just issued its first report — on “single-source” funding for city and county schools — is a procedural cover for the mayor’s unrelenting support of consolidation, a support he has urged unremittingly since his first election as the city’s mayor in 1991.

    For Wharton, however, the task force has been cover of another sort — the excuse, some would maintain, for avoiding having to take a position on the controversial issue. When asked about consolidation, the Public Defender always carefully explains that he “supports,” not it, but the task force study of it. And he goes on to explain that there are several different models of consolidation and enough complexities associated with all of them to merit a good deal of study indeed.

    A C Wharton is a patient and cautious man, one who is not about to be moved until he sees that a goal is attainable and knows precisely how to advance to it.

    In 1995, word was getting out that longtime Memphis congressman/power broker Harold Ford Sr. (the patronymic suffix is something we have learned to add in retrospect) intended to vacate his seat, and to bequeath it, more or less, to his oldest son and namesake, long since celebrated but then an untried 25-year-old law school graduate

    Whether being prescient of just being careful, Wharton declined some persistent entreaties to become an establishment-supported alternative.

    A number of Old School Memphians saw their opportunity to put an end to the Ford dominion, and, at Mayor Herenton’s annual Christmas part at The Peabody, one of them, National Bank of Commerce executive Gus Denton relentlessly hotboxed Wharton to run as a rival candidate Through it all, Wharton kept smiling, but you could almost see the common-sense mantra of No Way running through the mind behind those mild but calculating eyes of his.

    Contrast that with his reaction in July of last year when Bobby Lanier, the right-hand man of county mayor Jim Rout (as of Mayor Bill Morris before him), confided to Wharton that Rout would not be running again. Though for propriety’s sake Wharton let a little time pass before announcing his intentions, he in effect had already made his mind up: He would run.

    It made sense, especially since Wharton’s first round would be fought in the Democratic primary, where two-thirds of the electorate would be black, and where race-consciousness would not be a decisive factor among the rest of the population.

    It was hard to see how Wharton could lose, and the well-credentialed Harold Byrd — former legislator, Bartlett banker, and civic booster nonpareil — found out as much from his pollster in early March, and, after more than a year of intensive preparation and fundraising, had to –painfully, reluctantly, but realistically — fold his hand.

    A C (the unpunctuated initials which were his entire given name and which, instead of his last name, he would run by) had other primary opponents — the black contractor C.J. Cochran, who wore a cowboy hat to forums and proposed some intriguing (if impractical) ideas, like a countywide light rail system; and C.C. Buchanan, an African-American minister who spoke for “the people” and who deprecated both himself (lightly) and (with suspicious regularity) Wharton, whom he denounced as a tool of Republicans and special interests.

    A C’S LAST REMAINING SERIOUS OPPONENT IN DEMOCRATIC RANKS, State Representative Carol Chumney, took up these latter themes systematically and with surprising effectiveness. Especially at candidate forums, where she could sometimes do a virtual one-on-one with Wharton (with an assist from Buchanan), Chumney pumped for her major themes — consolidation, a curb on reckless development, and a two-year freeze on the property tax — and scourged Wharton for his Republican support (generally from moderates like County Commissioner Buck Wellford), for being too partial to the developers, for refusing to commit himself on consolidation, and even for the clients he had taken on in his private law practice, notably the Madisons, proprietors of one of the more troubled day-care operations.

    Chumney does a lunch, campaign-style

    Chumney had made a name for herself as the author of legislation that attempted to reform the day care operations (many of the fly-by-night variety) which had proliferated in the wake of TennCare and state and federal welfare reform measures. It was characteristic of a career which had seen her alternate between poles of outsider and insider She had also served as chairperson of the legislature’s joint special committee on children and, for a spell, had been a ranking member of the state House Democratic leadership.

    She was voted out of her leadership post a couple of sessions back, and the consensus was that she was ultimately not the species of team player that was called for in that role, that — for better or for worse — she had more than her share of personal independence.

    Once she had set her sight on a goal, Chumney seemed driven and highly focused, as even apparently trivial incidents from her career would indicate. A former University of Memphis student body president, who was also editor of the law review at the university’s Law School, Chumney faced down a raft of opponents in 1990 (including then Mayor Dick Hackett‘s main man, Paul Gurley) and won election with relative ease.

    A day or so after her victory, she rewarded herself with an ice cream cone and was concentrating on enjoying it when she took an awkward step off a curb, taking a pratfall and breaking an arm. Her main thought going down — one which contributed to her misfortune — was,I must not drop this cone.

    The same single-mindedness has showed up throughout her subsequent career. In 1994 Chumney lost a devoted ally, Memphis feminist Paula Casey, when she attempted to wrest control from Casey (who had supplied the idea and much of the organizing energy) of a newly created state Suffragist Commission. In the ensuing fight, which ended with a compromise — Casey and an ad hoc legislative ally of Chumney’s, Nashville state Senator Thelma Harper, sharing power — Chumney would alienate her erstwhile friend Casey, who believes to this day she was slandered and who this year emailed her network of allies in the women’s movement messages detailing her determined opposition to Chumney’s candidacy.

    Not that Chumney is an iron-willed curmudgeon. While her determination to stay on message has vexed many an interviewer (especially TV reporters looking for something beyond a canned sound bite), she also owns an infectious giggle and some pop-culture enthusiasms which give her, like Wharton, a rounded personality.

    And, in the judgment of a growing number of observers, the case she has made against Wharton as a codependent of special interests, notably developers, has gathered some resonance.

    WHATEVER THE JUSTICE OF HER CHARGE AGAINST Wharton — who, in this instance, as in others, would prefer to appear the thoughtful surveyor of multiple options — Chumney makes a plausible case that pell-mell development has forced Shelby County government to hasten after it and create the widely dispersed new schools and utility infrastructure that are major factors in the county’s current $1.4 billion-dollar debt.

    An especially complicating factor is the state-mandated formula, based on Average Daily Attendance (ADA), which distributes capital construction funds to city and county in a 3 to 1 ratio which is a hot-button issue for all candidates running this year for commission posts outside the city and which was a target for eradication by Mayor Herenton’s special task force on school funding. (Ironically enough, the ADA formula has, because of the very disproportion which so alarms its critics, resulted in finally getting even some of the more dilapidated city schools air-conditioned and otherwise up to snuff.)

    Opponents of the impact fee on developers which Chumney says she favors (and which Wharton, typically, is reserving judgment on) point out that some 60 percent of new development is outside Shelby County and that such fees might increasingly drive developers into adjoining counties

    Representatives of the very suburbs which were created by developers working overtime during the last couple of decades have now developed their own aversions to more-of-the same. They particularly fear the kind of “cookie-cutter” projects which locate relatively low-income houses in the vicinity of newly established mid- to upper-scale residences

    There are two bottom lines to the suburbanites’ reaction: — anxiety about declining property values, and, in the case of those motivated by “white-flight” considerations, a sense that the troubling diversities of Memphis might be catching up with them.

    Mayoral candidate Larry Scroggs emerged late last year as a consensus candidate for a Republican Party whose better-known public figures (including outgoing incumbent Mayor Jim Rout himself) seemed to doubt the party’s chances in the new demographics of Shelby County.

    District Attorney General Bill Gibbons (who seems legitimately to have not wanted the job) said No, then respected former city councilman John Bobango, then businessman/sports figure Allie Prescott. Along the way, County Trustee Bob Patterson, Probate court clerk Chris Thomas, and various others also demurred.

    A bid for party support had been made by radiologist/radio mogul George Flinn, politically inexperienced but personally ambitious and, after significant success in two widely divergent fields, confident of his ability to handle the job of running Shelby County. But party luminaries kept looking for someone already versed in the arcana of politics and government (or, as Dr. Flinn and various GOP dissidents saw it, someone from the party’s established Good Ole Boy network, who — among other real and imagined sins — had been hand-in-hand with the more rapacious of the developers).

    Though no particular friend of the development community, Scroggs, who had already deliberated on possible races for Congress and the governorship, otherwise fit the bill. Polite, studious, and disciplined, he was a fiscal conservative and reliable party man who could also work amicably with Democrats. (Ironically, Scroggs had seemed most inconvenienced in recent years by a long-term association with Governor Don Sundquist, who had helped him in two bitter primary struggles with Democratic-turned-Republican David Shirley and who for years employed Scroggs’ wife Pat as his field representative in Memphis.)

    Eventually, late last year, Scroggs got the party regulars’ nod, and Flinn was left on the outside, but not for long. After simmering for a while, first filing for the mayor’s race as a Republican, then withdrawing to consider running as an independent, Flinn eventually took the leap and filed a second time in the GOP primary, this time for keeps.

    The two men are more contrasting even than the two main Democrats — the chief difference being that Scroggs is an insider, Flinn an outsider, in both cases for better and for worse. Scroggs knows the ropes; sometimes his display of knowledge is impressive, at other times, he treads on the edge of pedantry. For his part, Flinn often seems confused and uncertain about some of the issues of the mayoral debate, but he makes a plausible case that his background equips him to bring innovative thinking into the task of resolving them.

    While Scroggs more or less has a monopoly on support from other key Republicans (he was unanimously endorsed by his fellow Republicans in the legislature, and he also got the backing of suburban Shelby County’s mayors), Flinn — made wealthy by his ultrasound patents and business success — has a huge advantage in financial resources.

    Former GOP chair Phil Langsdon gave newcomer Flinn a boost as campaign chairman.

    Consequently, the two men have waged the war their means have equipped them for — Flinn spending prodigiously on radio and TV spots (so far focusing on his own positive attributes) and on mailouts (at least one of which nails Scroggs for his purported — and, in some cases, clearly exaggerated –support of various tax measures). Scroggs, hoping to husband his comparatively meager resources for a summer campaign, has responded with press conferences in a frank bid for free media.

    Scroggs counters charges in a Flinn mailout

    At bottom, though, there is not much ideological difference between the two GOP candidates. Both are opposed to consolidation and express doubt that it would actually offer either savings or efficiency to taxpayers. Both are for fiscally strict policies that would assign highest priority to education spending. And both stress the pre-eminent importance of job development.

    Whichever one of them wins the Republican primary may not be the doomed loser that appeared, some months ago, to be the inevitable fate of the GOP standard-bearer. Since then, the likelihood of a disproportionately high Republican turnout for the August general election has been raised by hard-fought contests for the U.S. Senate and the 7th District congressional seat. Democrats have no such races to drive their vote.

    Speaking of turnout, most observers reckon that next week’s will be moderately light — somewhere in the range of 10 to 15 percent of eligible voters. Early voting has gone slightly higher than in the county-primary season of four years ago, according to sources at the Election Commission.

    Beyond the mayoral level, this may be what Democratic activist David Upton calls a “mailout election,” one in which the voting precincts can be carefully targeted. And, indeed, mailboxes are beginning to fill up with flyers.

    AMONG THE STANDOUT RACES:

    County Commission, District 1, Position 2 (Republican): Incumbent Linda Rendtorff faces a challenge from winsome but untested newcomer Karla Templeton, who stresses the tax issue and that of public funding for the proposed NBA arena. (The commission has voted — most recently in a special meeting last week– to hold off final voting on bonds for the arena project until May 8th, the morning after the election). Verdict: Rendtorff should be safe.

    County Commission, District 1, Position 3 (Republican): Current commission chairman Morris Fair faces the same sort of challenge as does Rendtorff, and from Templeton’s father, restaurateur John Willingham, a lynchpin of the internal GOP opposition. Verdict: Fair has better-than-fair prospects.

    County Commission, District 2, Position 3 (Democratic): One of the more deserving political activists around is youngish veteran Deidre Malone, an established public relations adept and activist who bridges several of the local Democratic Party factions. She already looked strong when when appointed incumbent Bridget Chisholm was stillin the field but became the prohibitive favorite when Chisholm dropped out. Opponent Reginal Fentress is fighting a stout and somewhat impressive campaign of his own, but he may end up, like Malone before him, going through several different enactments before his own show gets to center stage. Renita R. Scott-Pickens is also in the race. Verdict: Malone.

    County Commission, District 3 Position 3 (Democratic): In a race which, like the independent candidacy of Isaac Ford for mayor, signifies that the political Fords no longer constitute a monolith, two siblings, former city councilman Joe Ford, the interim appointee, and his sister Ophelia Ford vie for the seat their late brother, Dr. James Ford. formerly held] Verdict: It’s so, Joe.

    County Commission, District 4, Position 1 (Republican): Longterm incumbent Clair VanderSchaaf, pilloried for purported sins that include collaboration with Democrats and wrong votes on taxes and the arena, faces a stout challenge from conservative activist Joyce Avery. Verdict: Who knows?

    County Commission, District 4, Position 2 (Republican): Appointed incumbent Tom Moss, who calls himself a homebuilders and is called a developer by challenger Jim Bomprezzi, is under the same kind of attack as VanderSchaaf, especially as he was the beneficiary of some of the intraparty collaboration, but he has the advantage that former Lakeland mayor Bomprezzi has a nemesis n the field, erstwhile Lakeland alderman Mark Hartz. Newcomer Deandre Forney is impressive, but much too young (and African American) to have a realistic chance. (An ironic feature of Moss’ race: he is guided by the same consultant, Lane Provine, who is also steering the fortunes of nsurgent candidate Avery.) Verdict: Moss may get lucky.

    County Commission, District 4, Position 3 (Republican): David Lillard, the lawyer and election commissioner who was aced out by the aforesaid collaboration, tries again for a seat vacated by Tommy Hart. He faces maverick David Shirley and newcomer Mundy Quinn. Verdict: Lillard’s long party background wins for him.

    County Commission, District 5 (Republican): Lawyer and veteran party activist John Ryder carries into this contest for the seat vacated by Buck Wellford prestige, political IOUs, and recognized ability. He is being given a run, however, by Bruce Thompson, a well-financed, impressive young financial manager. The GOP’s Grand Old Maverick, contractor Jerry Cobb Jerry, is also in the race. Verdict: Ryder, but by not as much as he’d like.

    County Commission, District 5 (Democratic): Zelda Hill is the cipher in this showdown between party regular Guthrie Castle, a two-time loser for Congress, and veteran political figure Joe Cooper, who has lost more often than that but who used to be a County Squire. Verdict: a tossup.

    NON-COMMISSION RACES:

    Probate Court Clerk (Democratic): Vying for the right to challenge GOP incumbent Chris Thomas are Sondra Becton, Boris Combest, Jim Brown, and Cheyenne Johnson. Verdict: hard to figure, but former School Board member Brown may have a slight edge.

    County Clerk: After Republican Jayne Creson‘s job are Janis Fullilove, Jennings Bernard, and Michael Williamson. Verdict: Former media personality Fullilove should win on name-recognition.

    Register (Democratic): A grudge match between 2000 nominee John Freeman and Otis Jackson, whose independent candidacy foiled Freeman’s bid against the GOP’s Tom Leatherwood two years ago. Verdict: Jackson, as an African American, may have a demographic edge over former Ford lieutenant Freeman, who, however, has all the endorsements that count.

    SHERIFF’S RACE:

    (Democratic): Insurance man Henry Hooper, a former Secret Service agent and ex-Marine, has an impressive background but an unimpressive prior record as a candidate. Departmental deputy administrator Randy Wade has better and more long-term connections overall. Verdict: Wade, but things could hinge on who has the best last-minute mailouts.

    (Republican). County corrections commissioner Mark Luttrell has waged an impressive outsider’s race with insiders’ support against Chief deputy Don Wright, who is well-financed and supported but has to carry the baggage of a troubled current administration. The sleeper here is Field Commander Bobby Simmons, whose money and careful cultivation of voters give him a chance to split the difference. Verdict: a three-way, too close to call.

    Democratic sheriff’s candidate Randy Wade (center) chats it up with supporters and fellow candidate Ralph White, second from right, a Criminal Court clerk hopeful.

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    GRAND OPENING

    Troy and Cynthia Graham, who recently opened It s Game Day, a regional collegiate gift-and-apparel shop in Sanderlin Place, did so with some urgency. According to a press release, Troy was quoted as saying, The September 11th terrorist attacks made one thing very clear to us; tomorrow may be too late. We really took a now-or-never approach to opening the store. And well they should. Everyone knows that after the apocalypse, the people or should we say the flesh-eating mutants who survive will be desperately searching for big foam fingers.

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    sunday, 5

    One more art opening this weekend at Memphis Jewish Community Center for “7,” works by seven artists of the ICAN (there it is!) school. DiAnne Price & Her Boyfriends are the musical entertainment at today’s Dixon Family Picnic at The Dixon Gallery & Gardens. Back at Young Avenue Deli,there’s a show tonight by Rev.Horton Heat and Nashville Pussy. And the final night of the music fest includes Kirk Whalum, Stone Temple Pilots, Lucinda Woilliams, Counting Crows, Leon Russell, and the incomparable R.I. Burnside.

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    saturday, 4

    One of the best Memphis in May events is the Outdoors Inc. Canoe and Kayak Race and Festival, with some 500 paddlers and Canadian national team members racing down the Mississippi River at 10 a.m. where the Wolf River empties into it. Tonight s Margaritas at the Mansion fund-raiser for the Sharpe Planetarium at the Pink Palace features margaritas, hors d ooeuvres, an auction, and live mariachi music by Los Contadores. Tonight s MIM Beale Street Music Fest lineup includes Cheap Trick, Bonnie Raitt, Ike Turner & the Kings of Rhythm<./b>, Di Anne Price & Her Boyfriends, Maria Muldaur, Puddle of Mudd, Eddie Floyd, Carla Thomas & the Memphis Horns, and Ingram Hill. And at the HI-Tone tonight, there s Big Hal s big 50th Birthday Bash,for those of you whose invitation was lost in the mail.

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    ELECTION 2002: WHO’S ON FIRST?

    Note: This is an expanded version of the Election Preview in the current print issue of the Flyer. It will be updated, both grapically and textually, up until Election Day.

    SHELBY COUNTY MAYOR’S RACE: No getting around it. The favorite, both in Tuesday’s Democratic primary and in the ultimate August showdown, is Shelby County Public Defender A C Wharton., a personable, respected longtime public figure who has served in positions of authority on boards and commissions dealing with mental health, education, and criminal justice.

    He is, moreover, an African American at a time when demographics arguably favor blacks in Shelby County voting, but one who is uncommonly unthreatening to whites. Add the fact that he has substantial support, financial and otherwise, across party as well as racial lines.

    Skeptics criticize Wharton’s reticence in this campaign to take specific positions, but his reluctance to spell out a credo or a program goes beyond any penchant for waffling.

    The fact is, he has always maintained a sturdy independence from causes, even when fully saddled up to them in an institutional way

    A case in point was his service as Shelby County chairman of former 4th District congressman Jim Cooper‘s 1994 race for the U.S. Senate. As the race between Cooper, the Democratic nominee and early leader, and Republican nominee Fred Thompson, heated up, Wharton was asked about his candidate on the then widely watched WKNO-TV talk show, Informed Sources.

    With the wry grin that he assumes when he is telling a home truth, Wharton said about his mild-mannered candidate, “He’s not the most exciting fellow.” Observing Cooper in action, he said, was “ kind of like watching a man eat a mashed-potato sandwich.” His fellow panelists guffawed in astonishment. How many votes could that have been worth for good ole Jim? Yet the remark merely articulated what many friends of the relatively bashful Cooper had long believed.

    And there was his summing-up, on another installment of the same program, of the reason for Senator Jim Sasser‘s defeat by Nashville doctor Bill Frist in the 1994 election. “I didn’t see him much in recent years,” Wharton said drily of the influential Sasser, who had been promised the position of Majority Leader if the Democrats held on in the Senate (they — and he — did not). “Oh, I would see his name in the New York Times and read about him in Time, but I never [brief , almost imperceptible pause for effect] got to touch the hem of his garment.”

    Among the qualifications boasted in the Shelby County Public Defender’s campaign literature was his chairmanship of the Tennessee Higher Education Commission (THEC). True enough, but it omitted reference to a bizarre occasion from several years back when Wharton’s fellow commission members had first elected him chairman, only to see Wharton, who had not been at the meeting, publicly repudiate his election and decline to serve. Not enough available time, he explained plausibly, but it was the independence, even brashness, of his gesture that stood out.

    Wharton has certain things in common with another consensus Democratic favorite, ex-Nashville mayor and current gubernatorial candidate Phil Bredesen, whose desertion of a key element of his partymates’ credo — notably, their conviction that a state income tax is called for by the present fiscal crisis — has frustrated many of them and enraged others.

    The main party shibboleth being spurned by Wharton is the belief in city-county consolidation which is taken for granted by many — perhaps most — local Democrats. It is certainly a major article of belief for Memphis Mayor Willie Herenton, the man whose reelection campaigns Wharton has served twice as campaign chairman.

    The reality is that the joint “task force” on consolidation which Herenton created and which has just issued its first report — on “single-source” funding for city and county schools — is a procedural cover for the mayor’s unrelenting support of consolidation, a support he has urged unremittingly since his first election as the city’s mayor in 1991.

    For Wharton, however, the task force has been cover of another sort — the excuse, some would maintain, for avoiding having to take a position on the controversial issue. When asked about consolidation, the Public Defender always carefully explains that he “supports,” not it, but the task force study of it. And he goes on to explain that there are several different models of consolidation and enough complexities associated with all of them to merit a good deal of study indeed.

    A C Wharton is a patient and cautious man, one who is not about to be moved until he sees that a goal is attainable and knows precisely how to advance to it.

    In 1995, word was getting out that longtime Memphis congressman/power broker Harold Ford Sr. (the patronymic suffix is something we have learned to add in retrospect) intended to vacate his seat, and to bequeath it, more or less, to his oldest son and namesake, long since celebrated but then an untried 25-year-old law school graduate

    Whether being prescient of just being careful, Wharton declined some persistent entreaties to become an establishment-supported alternative.

    A number of Old School Memphians saw their opportunity to put an end to the Ford dominion, and, at Mayor Herenton’s annual Christmas part at The Peabody, one of them, National Bank of Commerce executive Gus Denton relentlessly hotboxed Wharton to run as a rival candidate Through it all, Wharton kept smiling, but you could almost see the common-sense mantra of No Way running through the mind behind those mild but calculating eyes of his.

    Contrast that with his reaction in July of last year when Bobby Lanier, the right-hand man of county mayor Jim Rout (as of Mayor Bill Morris before him), confided to Wharton that Rout would not be running again. Though for propriety’s sake Wharton let a little time pass before announcing his intentions, he in effect had already made his mind up: He would run.

    It made sense, especially since Wharton’s first round would be fought in the Democratic primary, where two-thirds of the electorate would be black, and where race-consciousness would not be a decisive factor among the rest of the population.

    It was hard to see how Wharton could lose, and the well-credentialed Harold Byrd — former legislator, Bartlett banker, and civic booster nonpareil — found out as much from his pollster in early March, and, after more than a year of intensive preparation and fundraising, had to –painfully, reluctantly, but realistically — fold his hand.

    A C (the unpunctuated initials which were his entire given name and which, instead of his last name, he would run by) had other primary opponents — the black contractor C.J. Cochran, who wore a cowboy hat to forums and proposed some intriguing (if impractical) ideas, like a countywide light rail system; and C.C. Buchanan, an African-American minister who spoke for “the people” and who deprecated both himself (lightly) and (with suspicious regularity) Wharton, whom he denounced as a tool of Republicans and special interests.

    A C’S LAST REMAINING SERIOUS OPPONENT IN DEMOCRATIC RANKS, State Representative Carol Chumney, took up these latter themes systematically and with surprising effectiveness. Especially at candidate forums, where she could sometimes do a virtual one-on-one with Wharton (with an assist from Buchanan), Chumney pumped for her major themes — consolidation, a curb on reckless development, and a two-year freeze on the property tax — and scourged Wharton for his Republican support (generally from moderates like County Commissioner Buck Wellford), for being too partial to the developers, for refusing to commit himself on consolidation, and even for the clients he had taken on in his private law practice, notably the Madisons, proprietors of one of the more troubled day-care operations.

    Chumney does a lunch, campaign-style

    Chumney had made a name for herself as the author of legislation that attempted to reform the day care operations (many of the fly-by-night variety) which had proliferated in the wake of TennCare and state and federal welfare reform measures. It was characteristic of a career which had seen her alternate between poles of outsider and insider She had also served as chairperson of the legislature’s joint special committee on children and, for a spell, had been a ranking member of the state House Democratic leadership.

    She was voted out of her leadership post a couple of sessions back, and the consensus was that she was ultimately not the species of team player that was called for in that role, that — for better or for worse — she had more than her share of personal independence.

    Once she had set her sight on a goal, Chumney seemed driven and highly focused, as even apparently trivial incidents from her career would indicate. A former University of Memphis student body president, who was also editor of the law review at the university’s Law School, Chumney faced down a raft of opponents in 1990 (including then Mayor Dick Hackett‘s main man, Paul Gurley) and won election with relative ease.

    A day or so after her victory, she rewarded herself with an ice cream cone and was concentrating on enjoying it when she took an awkward step off a curb, taking a pratfall and breaking an arm. Her main thought going down — one which contributed to her misfortune — was,I must not drop this cone.

    The same single-mindedness has showed up throughout her subsequent career. In 1994 Chumney lost a devoted ally, Memphis feminist Paula Casey, when she attempted to wrest control from Casey (who had supplied the idea and much of the organizing energy) of a newly created state Suffragist Commission. In the ensuing fight, which ended with a compromise — Casey and an ad hoc legislative ally of Chumney’s, Nashville state Senator Thelma Harper, sharing power — Chumney would alienate her erstwhile friend Casey, who believes to this day she was slandered and who this year emailed her network of allies in the women’s movement messages detailing her determined opposition to Chumney’s candidacy.

    Not that Chumney is an iron-willed curmudgeon. While her determination to stay on message has vexed many an interviewer (especially TV reporters looking for something beyond a canned sound bite), she also owns an infectious giggle and some pop-culture enthusiasms which give her, like Wharton, a rounded personality.

    And, in the judgment of a growing number of observers, the case she has made against Wharton as a codependent of special interests, notably developers, has gathered some resonance.

    WHATEVER THE JUSTICE OF HER CHARGE AGAINST Wharton — who, in this instance, as in others, would prefer to appear the thoughtful surveyor of multiple options — Chumney makes a plausible case that pell-mell development has forced Shelby County government to hasten after it and create the widely dispersed new schools and utility infrastructure that are major factors in the county’s current $1.4 billion-dollar debt.

    An especially complicating factor is the state-mandated formula, based on Average Daily Attendance (ADA), which distributes capital construction funds to city and county in a 3 to 1 ratio which is a hot-button issue for all candidates running this year for commission posts outside the city and which was a target for eradication by Mayor Herenton’s special task force on school funding. (Ironically enough, the ADA formula has, because of the very disproportion which so alarms its critics, resulted in finally getting even some of the more dilapidated city schools air-conditioned and otherwise up to snuff.)

    Opponents of the impact fee on developers which Chumney says she favors (and which Wharton, typically, is reserving judgment on) point out that some 60 percent of new development is outside Shelby County and that such fees might increasingly drive developers into adjoining counties

    Representatives of the very suburbs which were created by developers working overtime during the last couple of decades have now developed their own aversions to more-of-the same. They particularly fear the kind of “cookie-cutter” projects which locate relatively low-income houses in the vicinity of newly established mid- to upper-scale residences

    There are two bottom lines to the suburbanites’ reaction: — anxiety about declining property values, and, in the case of those motivated by “white-flight” considerations, a sense that the troubling diversities of Memphis might be catching up with them.

    Mayoral candidate Larry Scroggs emerged late last year as a consensus candidate for a Republican Party whose better-known public figures (including outgoing incumbent Mayor Jim Rout himself) seemed to doubt the party’s chances in the new demographics of Shelby County.

    District Attorney General Bill Gibbons (who seems legitimately to have not wanted the job) said No, then respected former city councilman John Bobango, then businessman/sports figure Allie Prescott. Along the way, County Trustee Bob Patterson, Probate court clerk Chris Thomas, and various others also demurred.

    A bid for party support had been made by radiologist/radio mogul George Flinn, politically inexperienced but personally ambitious and, after significant success in two widely divergent fields, confident of his ability to handle the job of running Shelby County. But party luminaries kept looking for someone already versed in the arcana of politics and government (or, as Dr. Flinn and various GOP dissidents saw it, someone from the party’s established Good Ole Boy network, who — among other real and imagined sins — had been hand-in-hand with the more rapacious of the developers).

    Though no particular friend of the development community, Scroggs, who had already deliberated on possible races for Congress and the governorship, otherwise fit the bill. Polite, studious, and disciplined, he was a fiscal conservative and reliable party man who could also work amicably with Democrats. (Ironically, Scroggs had seemed most inconvenienced in recent years by a long-term association with Governor Don Sundquist, who had helped him in two bitter primary struggles with Democratic-turned-Republican David Shirley and who for years employed Scroggs’ wife Pat as his field representative in Memphis.)

    Eventually, late last year, Scroggs got the party regulars’ nod, and Flinn was left on the outside, but not for long. After simmering for a while, first filing for the mayor’s race as a Republican, then withdrawing to consider running as an independent, Flinn eventually took the leap and filed a second time in the GOP primary, this time for keeps.

    The two men are more contrasting even than the two main Democrats — the chief difference being that Scroggs is an insider, Flinn an outsider, in both cases for better and for worse. Scroggs knows the ropes; sometimes his display of knowledge is impressive, at other times, he treads on the edge of pedantry. For his part, Flinn often seems confused and uncertain about some of the issues of the mayoral debate, but he makes a plausible case that his background equips him to bring innovative thinking into the task of resolving them.

    While Scroggs more or less has a monopoly on support from other key Republicans (he was unanimously endorsed by his fellow Republicans in the legislature, and he also got the backing of suburban Shelby County’s mayors), Flinn — made wealthy by his ultrasound patents and business success — has a huge advantage in financial resources.

    Consequently, the two men have waged the war their means have equipped them for — Flinn spending prodigiously on radio and TV spots (so far focusing on his own positive attributes) and on mailouts (at least one of which nails Scroggs for his purported — and, in some cases, clearly exaggerated –support of various tax measures). Scroggs, hoping to husband his comparatively meager resources for a summer campaign, has responded with press conferences in a frank bid for free media.

    Scroggs counters charges in a Flinn mailout

    At bottom, though, there is not much ideological difference between the two GOP candidates. Both are opposed to consolidation and express doubt that it would actually offer either savings or efficiency to taxpayers. Both are for fiscally strict policies that would assign highest priority to education spending. And both stress the pre-eminent importance of job development.

    Whichever one of them wins the Republican primary may not be the doomed loser that appeared, some months ago, to be the inevitable fate of the GOP standard-bearer. Since then, the likelihood of a disproportionately high Republican turnout for the August general election has been raised by hard-fought contests for the U.S. Senate and the 7th District congressional seat. Democrats have no such races to drive their vote.

    Speaking of turnout, most observers reckon that next week’s will be moderately light — somewhere in the range of 10 to 15 percent of eligible voters. Early voting has gone slightly higher than in the county-primary season of four years ago, according to sources at the Election Commission.

    Beyond the mayoral level, this may be what Democratic activist David Upton calls a “mailout election,” one in which the voting precincts can be carefully targeted. And, indeed, mailboxes are beginning to fill up with flyers.

    AMONG THE STANDOUT RACES:

    County Commission, District 1, Position 2 (Republican): Incumbent Linda Rendtorff faces a challenge from winsome but untested newcomer Karla Templeton, who stresses the tax issue and that of public funding for the proposed NBA arena. (The commission has voted — most recently in a special meeting last week– to hold off final voting on bonds for the arena project until May 8th, the morning after the election). Verdict: Rendtorff should be safe.

    County Commission, District 1, Position 3 (Republican): Current commission chairman Morris Fair faces the same sort of challenge as does Rendtorff, and from Templeton’s father, restaurateur John Willingham, a lynchpin of the internal GOP opposition. Verdict: Fair has better-than-fair prospects.

    County Commission, District 2, Position 3 (Democratic): One of the more deserving political activists around is youngish veteran Deidre Malone, an established public relations adept and activist who bridges several of the local Democratic Party factions. She already looked strong when when appointed incumbent Bridget Chisholm was stillin the field but became the prohibitive favorite when Chisholm dropped out. Opponent Reginal Fentress is fighting a stout and somewhat impressive campaign of his own, but he may end up, like Malone before him, going through several different enactments before his own show gets to center stage. Renita R. Scott-Pickens is also in the race. Verdict: Malone.

    County Commission, District 3 Position 3 (Democratic): In a race which, like the independent candidacy of Isaac Ford for mayor, signifies that the political Fords no longer constitute a monolith, two siblings, former city councilman Joe Ford, the interim appointee, and his sister Ophelia Ford vie for the seat their late brother, Dr. James Ford. formerly held] Verdict: It’s so, Joe.

    County Commission, District 4, Position 1 (Republican): Longterm incumbent Clair VanderSchaaf, pilloried for purported sins that include collaboration with Democrats and wrong votes on taxes and the arena, faces a stout challenge from conservative activist Joyce Avery. Verdict: Who knows?

    County Commission, District 4, Position 2 (Republican): Appointed incumbent Tom Moss, who calls himself a homebuilders and is called a developer by challenger Jim Bomprezzi, is under the same kind of attack as VanderSchaaf, especially as he was the beneficiary of some of the intraparty collaboration, but he has the advantage that former Lakeland mayor Bomprezzi has a nemesis n the field, erstwhile Lakeland alderman Mark Hartz. Newcomer Deandre Forney is impressive, but much too young (and African American) to have a realistic chance. (An ironic feature of Moss’ race: he is guided by the same consultant, Lane Provine, who is also steering the fortunes of nsurgent candidate Avery.) Verdict: Moss may get lucky.

    County Commission, District 4, Position 3 (Republican): David Lillard, the lawyer and election commissioner who was aced out by the aforesaid collaboration, tries again for a seat vacated by Tommy Hart. He faces maverick David Shirley and newcomer Mundy Quinn. Verdict: Lillard’s long party background wins for him.

    County Commission, District 5 (Republican): Lawyer and veteran party activist John Ryder carries into this contest for the seat vacated by Buck Wellford prestige, political IOUs, and recognized ability. He is being given a run, however, by Bruce Thompson, a well-financed, impressive young financial manager. The GOP’s Grand Old Maverick, contractor Jerry Cobb Jerry, is also in the race. Verdict: Ryder, but by not as much as he’d like.

    County Commission, District 5 (Democratic): Zelda Hill is the cipher in this showdown between party regular Guthrie Castle, a two-time loser for Congress, and veteran political figure Joe Cooper, who has lost more often than that but who used to be a County Squire. Verdict: a tossup.

    NON-COMMISSION RACES:

    Probate Court Clerk (Democratic): Vying for the right to challenge GOP incumbent Chris Thomas are Sondra Becton, Boris Combest, Jim Brown, and Cheyenne Johnson. Verdict: hard to figure, but former School Board member Brown may have a slight edge.

    County Clerk: After Republican Jayne Creson‘s job are Janis Fullilove, Jennings Bernard, and Michael Williamson. Verdict: Former media personality Fullilove should win on name-recognition.

    Register (Democratic): A grudge match between 2000 nominee John Freeman and Otis Jackson, whose independent candidacy foiled Freeman’s bid against the GOP’s Tom Leatherwood two years ago. Verdict: Jackson, as an African American, may have a demographic edge over former Ford lieutenant Freeman, who, however, has all the endorsements that count.

    SHERIFF’S RACE:

    (Democratic): Insurance man Henry Hooper, a former Secret Service agent and ex-Marine, has an impressive background but an unimpressive prior record as a candidate. Departmental deputy administrator Randy Wade has better and more long-term connections overall. Verdict: Wade, but things could hinge on who has the best last-minute mailouts.

    (Republican). County corrections commissioner Mark Luttrell has waged an impressive outsider’s race with insiders’ support against Chief deputy Don Wright, who is well-financed and supported but has to carry the baggage of a troubled current administration. The sleeper here is Field Commander Bobby Simmons, whose money and careful cultivation of voters give him a chance to split the difference. Verdict: a three-way, too close to call.

    Democratic sheriff’s candidate Randy Wade (center) chats it up with supporters and fellow candidate Ralph White, second from right, a Criminal Court clerk hopeful.

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    OTHER PEOPLE’S PROBLEMS

    FAMILY MATTERS

    Listen:

    My husband and my in-laws have been planning a family reunion for months. They’ve invited all their relatives from other states, rented hotel rooms, and planned activities for an entire weekend in September. Then my best friend called me up last week and told me that she was getting married … in Atlanta … that very same weekend.

    I’m torn. I would like for my husband and I to go to the wedding, but we seem fairly locked into the reunion. We’re having a barbecue at our house and my husband was the one who has done most of the planning. Do you think there’s any way I can convince him to go to the wedding?

    Signed,

    ?riend or Family?

    Okay:

    Even if your husband wasn’t one of the reunion’s organizers, I think it would be difficult to convince him to go to your friend’s wedding after you had already confirmed your presence at his family’s reunion. I mean, you don’t just RSVP and then back out at the last minute. And since he’s put his sweat, blood, and tears into planning, I can’t see him even considering ditching it for a wedding.

    But that doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t go. I mean, just because you’re married doesn’t mean you’re attached at the hip. My gut says, if you would like to attend your best friend’s wedding, you should do so, even if it means going alone (which is probably the best plan anyway).

    Your husband can go to the reunion and mingle with his family and he’ll probably enjoy that. He’ll represent you two as a couple and he can explain to people where you are.

    Now if it was your husband’s birthday or something, I would probably tell you to stick around. But I’m assuming that you’ve met his family before (at your own wedding, perhaps?) and that you’ll probably see them again. Your best friend’s wedding, however — if she’s not Julia Roberts or Elizabeth Taylor — will probably only happen once. It’d be an easy choice for me: once in a lifetime event versus annual family get-together? Pretty white dress versus t-shirts with your last name printed on them? Wedding cake versus corn on the cob?

    And as much emphasis as we place on married relationships (maybe there should be more emphasis placed on them, really), friendships are important, too. Your best friend probably would really like you to be there for her special day; she was there for yours, wasn’t she?

    Sometimes we get pulled in two directions; in this case, you just have to deal with the fact that someone’s going to be upset because they were passed over, that you didn’t choose them. You can make the decision by picking the event you’d rather go to or you can decide by figuring out who will hold the grudge longest. Or you could just flip a coin.

    Listen:

    There’s this girl at my job who I think is kind of cute. We talk sometimes and I’m thinking of asking her out. She’s really smart. I know I’m not as smart as she is. Do you think she would still date me?

    Signed,

    Work Pal

    Okay:

    Are you hot? I saw this poll on Oprah once where she asked her studio audience if they would rather have looks or brains. Pretty much everyone said looks — brains are great once you get in the door, but looks will get you there faster. So if you’re hot, don’t underestimate how far your looks will take you; I know tons of girls who have been swayed by a pretty face more than a time or two.

    I think — and maybe this is a shallow, totally unromantic way of looking at it — that everyone is sort of judged on a balance sheet: Are you attractive? Check. Are you intelligent? Check. Are you nice? Check. Are you funny? Check. And so on and so on.

    Everyone’s standards are different, certainly, and everyone is looking for different things on that balance sheet, so I wouldn’t worry about not being a perfect ten in a few categories. There are few who are — even Tom Cruise went back and got braces! (really, I could see a tiny facelift at his age, but .. braces!?!)

    Even if you’re not hot, we all have our good points and our bad ones. I’m sure you have lots of good qualities and I wouldn’t hesitate to play those up.

    However, I might hesitate asking someone out who works with me. If I said it once, I’ve said it twice: dating someone from work is risky business, plain and simple. Here are the questions to ask yourself: If this girl turns me down, will I still have to work closely with her? Will this make me uncomfortable? Might I one day have to quit because the situation has become unbearable or somehow brought to the attention of my superiors? Will I be okay with that, both emotionally and financially?

    So tread carefully and in this case, try to be smart about it.

    (Gotta problem? Wanna make it my business? Write cashiola@memphisflyer.com.)