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Crawl-space Hell

Let me just come right out and say it: I hate crawl spaces worse than I hate pompadoured TV preachers, electric banjos, and American League designated hitters all put together. Understand, by crawl spaces, I mean the miserable little caves under houses. I’m not talking about attics, which, for some odd reason, some people call crawl spaces. If I were making the building rules, no house would have a crawl space.

Now, I know some of you are thinking, Why does Jowers hate crawl spaces so? They don’t really bother me. Well, I’ve got two big reasons: First, I’ve traversed several thousand of them, and each one sucked a little bit of life out of me. Second, since I’m in the home-inspection business, customers expect me to find every little thing wrong with a house, including all the little things wrong in the crawl space. I know I can’t do it. Nobody can do it. Believe me when I tell you that you could send a team of steely-eyed jet pilots, NASA rocket scientists, Hollywood animal wranglers, experienced exterminators, and crackerjack structural engineers into a crawl space and they wouldn’t be able to find everything wrong. And even if they could, it would be devilishly hard to fix the stuff they’d find.

Let me back up a little and tell you why crawl spaces suck the life out of me and everybody else who visits them regularly. It’s simple: Crawl spaces are earthly previews of hell. I can think of a few jobs that are worse than crawling under houses every day, and they all involve multiple trauma, third-degree burns, or severe mental illness.

Just getting ready to go into a crawl space is pure misery. First, you check your flashlights. It’s best to take two, just in case your primary light’s battery dies when you’re in the deepest, darkest part of the crawl space. Next, you put on coveralls, which, no matter how many times you wash ’em, smell like every other crawl space you’ve ever been in. Then, you put on mud shoes, gloves, and knee pads. That’s the minimum crawl-space uniform. If you’re safety-conscious, you put on a hard hat (to keep nails from ripping your scalp open) and a respirator (to keep poop-borne germs and nasty funguslike aspergillus from destroying your lungs). By now, you’re pouring sweat and breathing hard even if it’s 30 degrees outside.

When you finally waddle over to the crawl-space hatch, you knock down the spider webs and check for other critters. Since I’ve been in the home-inspection business, I have shared a crawl space with two snakes that I know about. It would’ve been three, but the third one crawled out from under some leaves as I was opening the hatch and I instinctively stomped him to death. Too bad, because he turned out to be a garter snake.

A while back, co-inspector Rick and I shared a crawl space with a tribe of salamanders who were making a pretty good living off a wheelbarrow-sized pile of human crap. Seems the plumber hadn’t bothered to hook the commode up to the waste plumbing five years earlier.

We have also had the company of many feral cats, some of whom avoided us and some of whom chased us. Some years ago, I made a 90-degree turn in a crawl space and found myself nose-to-eyesockets with a fairly fresh dead cat. I’m glad it happened, because it proved I cannot be scared to death.

Rick has been locked into two crawl spaces — once by a busybody seller who thought he’d carelessly left the crawl-space hatch open, another time by an obsessive real estate agent who just had to lock up doors as the inspection went along. Both times, he had to stay until I missed him and went looking for him.

With few exceptions, these adventures took place in two-foot-high, damp and dank mini-caves full of humpback crickets who like nothing better than hopping right onto an inspecting man’s face. Add to that the hidden puddles of filthy water, the collections of big, small, wet, and dry turds of unknown origin, and the maze of pipes and ducts that always block the short way in or out, and I think you’ll understand why I don’t like crawl spaces.

Frankly, it’s amazing that anybody is willing to go into a crawl space and even more amazing that anybody can overcome the distractions and discomfort long enough to find any broken walls, rotten framing, termites, loose heat-and-air ducts, dangling wires, and leaky plumbing.

When we get lucky and find something wrong, the first thing our customers want to know is who they should call to fix the problems. This brings me to the biggest problem with crawl spaces: Nobody wants to work in them. I mean, what person capable of doing passable work wants to haul materials under a house and spend his day working in a damp, critter-infested, nasty space that’s too short to even allow him to sit up? There are a few people who’ll do it. If you can find one, just pay him whatever he asks. And don’t make a big deal about the beer bottles he leaves in the crawl space. That’s just the price of doing business.

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Talent Magnet

Trapped between a large Working Class and a traditional corporate leadership that retains a strong commitment to organization-man values, [the city] has struggled to generate an environment and culture that appeal to the Creative Class. The members of that class, sandwiched between these two value systems, find it difficult to validate their identities in the city and so frequently move away.”

So writes Richard Florida, H. John Heinz III Professor of Regional Economic Development at Carnegie-

Mellon University, in his celebrated and controversial book The Rise Of the Creative Class (Basic Books). Florida is writing here about his hometown of Pittsburgh, but substitute Florida’s new term “the creative class” with the more familiar “knowledge workers” or just “well-educated young people” and many Memphians might recognize their own city in those words.

The difficulty Memphis has in keeping its most talented young people and in attracting desirable young workers to the city is not a new development, but it’s one that may be getting a new focus, thanks in part to Florida’s findings and to the Memphis Talent Magnet Project, a recently released report (partly inspired by Florida’s work) commissioned by the city and county governments and the Memphis Area Chamber of Commerce.

Florida’s book, along with a widely read excerpt published in The Washington Monthly in May with the provocative subtitle “Why cities without gays and rock bands are losing the economic development race,” has been receiving the kind of mainstream attention that you wouldn’t normally associate with a work on regional-growth theory. It chronicles the rise of what Florida terms a new social class and insists that the cities best able to attract and retain this class are thriving in the new economy. Those that can’t are falling behind.

In The Rise Of the Creative Class, Florida devises a Creativity Index to rank metro areas by their standing in the “creative economy,” a statistical measure he contends is a barometer of a region’s long-term economic potential. Of the country’s 49 largest metro areas, Florida ranks San Francisco, Austin, and San Diego as the top three “creative” cities. Memphis ranks dead last.

Florida’s Theory

Florida argues that the postwar organizational era, in which cities sought to grow by courting businesses (through things like tax incentives and cheap labor), has been replaced by a new economic paradigm — the creative economy — in which regions grow through attracting and retaining talent who, in turn, attract companies (or, better yet, start them). For a city to survive in this new economy, Florida contends, it must make itself attractive to these workers, because, if it doesn’t, the workers will leave and companies will follow them. Cities must actively seek to attract these workers because they are more likely to move and move long distances than are other workers.

As Florida defines it, the class makes up 30 percent of the nation’s work force, or 38 million people. The “creative core” of the group includes scientists, researchers, and engineers, architects and designers, educators, artists, musicians, entertainers, and opinion-makers. The group is bolstered by what Florida calls “creative professionals,” people who use problem-solving and critical thinking as part of their jobs, including those in the fields of business and finance, law, health care, and technology.

But this “class” is also unified by what Florida calls a shared ethos, a common set of values and concerns that drives location decisions and lifestyle preferences. This ethos values creativity, individuality, difference, and merit. It prizes autonomy and flexibility in the workplace and authenticity and activity in lifestyle and living environments.

The Local Response

When The Rise Of the Creative Class hit bookstores, Florida’s theories and findings (and Memphis’ place in them) came as no surprise to local civic leaders. Florida had already given two presentations locally and had lent his research to the Memphis Talent Magnet Project — a six-month project on how to attract young knowledge workers that was completed essentially alongside Florida’s book.

The project grew out of discussions between Shelby County senior policy adviser Tom Jones and Carol Coletta, the host of the locally produced urban-issues radio show Smart City. (Coletta interviewed Florida on the first installment of her program in early 2001.) And the project was in part a response to complaints from local corporate recruiters about the difficulty of luring top young talent to the city.

“Work force development and the challenge of retaining the best and brightest young people that graduate from our schools, or that leave Memphis for school and don’t come back, has been a persistent theme that comes up over and over when we talk with local companies and with the chamber about work force issues,” says Jones, who, along with Coletta and others, helped to write and edit the Talent Magnet report, “so [the project] seemed to be especially timely and especially on point.”

The report draws strongly from Florida’s work, taking one of his shorthand descriptions for how to build a “creative community” — the three “T”s of economic development: technology, talent, and tolerance — as a focal point. And the report’s lengthy laundry list of recommendations reads like a localized version of Florida’s prescription for a creative community. According to representatives from the city, county, and chamber, the reaction to the report has been almost uniformly positive among civic leaders.

“You’ve got to offer a positive, fulfilling quality of life to draw workers, and I think that’s always been the case,” says Jones. “But the key to what Richard is saying is that, with the workers of the knowledge economy, that is the overriding issue. And I think that’s widely accepted.”

Marc Jordan, president of the Memphis Area Chamber of Commerce, is more reserved in his embrace of Florida’s findings but acknowledges the importance of the Talent Magnet report’s mission. “We accept some of what Florida is talking about,” Jordan says. “His research seems focused more toward young people, and we’d be just as happy to attract older married couples with children. But those people are harder to attract because they’re not as mobile.”

According to Coletta, reception of the report has fallen into three primary camps: “Young people who see it as common sense and are glad to finally see civic leaders talking about it; people who have previously felt outside the establishment and see space being carved out for them too”; and the welcoming acceptance from that very establishment.

“When we submitted the report to the chamber,” Coletta says, “we weren’t sure how they’d take it, but a common reaction was ‘My kids say exactly what’s in this report’ and ‘I want my kids to come back to Memphis.’ For people who haven’t been able to put the puzzle together, this provides the blueprint.”

Where the producers of the Talent Magnet report have encountered resistance is from people upset at Memphis’ place in Florida’s rankings, though Jones and Jordan don’t take much issue with Florida’s research. But even Florida admits that the rankings (many of which are based on data that span the last decade and may not accurately reflect the city’s seemingly rapid recent transformation) probably don’t do the city justice.

“Even though Memphis ranked last, there is an energy and a sense of the possibility of change that I haven’t seen in a lot of cities ranked higher,” Florida admits. “I think the city has tremendous potential, more potential to transform itself than perhaps any city in the country, and that’s not B.S. The change process that the people in Memphis tell me about, I feel it too. You can see that people want to do it, and you can see that large parts of the civic leadership are intent on positioning Memphis for success. They’re not sitting on the community like the leadership in so many other cities.”

One thing that all the players involved in the Talent Magnet report seem to agree on is that it signals the beginning of a discussion, not a closing argument. It’s a discussion about what kind of city the citizens of Memphis want and a discussion that, among several other areas, is likely to center on the following fault lines:

People Climate Vs. Business Climate

Perhaps the core principle in Florida’s recipe for regional growth is that, for all the talk traditionally heard from civic leaders about fostering a good “business climate,” developing a top-notch “people climate” is even more important.

A good people climate is one that offers a “thick” labor market (one conducive to the “horizontal movement” of people from company to company), desirable lifestyle amenities, and chances for stimulating social interaction. (Florida writes about the importance of “third places” — social settings outside the home and office, such as coffee shops and cafés — to a demographic more likely to be single.)

Florida traces the recent back-to-the-city movement as a result of the location decisions of the creative class, which is rejecting the previously popular Silicon Valley suburban office-park model, which causes sprawl, pollution, and traffic jams, in favor of a return to downtown residential concentrations and mixed-use urban areas. This can be seen locally in the tremendous growth of downtown Memphis’ residential population over the last decade.

A dozen “creative class” Memphians who have come here from other regions (or, in some cases, come back) were interviewed for this article, and all expressed an ethos and set of lifestyle preferences in line with what Florida describes. Michael Graber, a 32-year-old writer and musician who returned to Memphis from North Carolina, echoes the Florida model for a good people climate: “cleaning up and preserving the public parks, making bike and walking trails on major streets like Union, Poplar, and Central, investing in Memphis’ musical heritage, and focusing on what’s uniquely Memphis rather than polluting the landscape with national entities like sports teams, chain stores, and theme parks.”

On an April installment of Smart City, Florida spoke forcefully of focusing on a people climate rather than a business one, saying that, if he were the mayor of a struggling city, he would not directly subsidize any businesses but would instead focus on small, direct quality-of-place investments, putting public money into neighborhood-level projects.

“Places have to make the right financial investment,” Florida said later in a phone interview. “A lot of things Memphis has done lately have been sports-oriented, which is fine, but those aren’t the kinds of things that are going to help turn you around in the long run. When you think about your resource pool, you need to think about the best way to spend it in order to tap your community’s creativity. I think an adjustment in civic attitudes can empower a lot of people who want to create change. But it’s another thing to spend on things that matter.”

The local Talent Magnet report, while taking a more moderate view, corresponds with many of Florida’s ideas about promoting a people climate. Civic leaders in Memphis aren’t about to abandon the notion of courting companies, but they acknowledge that the report alters the discussion.

“We believe that you have to do both. You have to actively lobby businesses to come to your community and you have to attract talented people,” says Jordan. “In the past, we’ve probably focused more on the business climate, and this report is part of finding a good balance among those things.”

Authenticity Vs. Generica

and the Importance Of Street Culture

According to Florida, the creative class prefers authentic places and culture to franchised businesses and look-alike suburban development. They prize historic buildings, established neighborhoods, unique music scenes, and specific, localized cultural attributes. According to virtually everyone interviewed for this article, Memphis’ authenticity, both in terms of culture and physical environment, is one of its greatest assets, but it’s an asset that still must be cultivated and preserved.

In The Rise Of the Creative Class, Florida looks askance at some of the typical downtown amenities that cities invest in: urban malls, theme-park tourist districts, and professional-sports complexes. And high-profile amenities such as Beale Street, the Peabody Place Retail and Entertainment Center, and the forthcoming Grizzlies stadium drew an ambivalent response from our local creative-class respondents. Few could muster much goodwill for the Grizzlies or Beale, and most echoed the sentiments of Tim Michael, a 27-year-old architect who recently returned to Memphis from Dallas, regarding Peabody Place: “Conceptually, I think the Peabody Place mall is a great addition to downtown, but I think it was very poorly executed and attempts to be historical but has few of the qualities that we all appreciate about authentic old buildings and dense urban centers.”

But Coletta makes a strong case for the importance of these developments, especially in relation to where downtown Memphis was a decade ago. “I think it’s great that these national retailers are coming back to downtown,” she says. “Locally owned retailers are disappearing all over the country, and, given that, I think we have an unbelievable mix of locally owned retail, restaurant, entertainment, and housing in downtown.”

And part of that mix is ongoing development that perfectly matches Florida’s description of the kinds of authentic environments that the creative class craves. “What you’re doing in South Main is something you see in larger, more vibrant cities but that just doesn’t exist in cities the size of Memphis,” Florida says. “To have that kind of [forward-looking development] in your community is a huge asset. I think Beale is an important part of telling the world about Memphis. But what I see that stands out is that South Main area. Those are the kinds of areas that creative-class people are going to get excited about.”

And, indeed, it’s neighborhoods like South Main and Cooper-Young that our local respondents pointed to, and that the Talent Magnet report mentions, as the kind of mixed-use residential development that should be encouraged.

Nancy Coffee, a 31-year-old arts-organization executive, transplant, and South Main resident, sums up the desired vibe by describing the “unpretentious, gritty authenticity” of her neighborhood, which affords “immediate access to street life with a mix of commercial and residential vibrancy.”

And, per Florida’s description, our locals seem to prefer active, social street-level culture to more organized lifestyle amenities. Few mention traditional institutions like opera or ballet or professional sports but instead focus on restaurants, bars, coffee shops, and live-music venues, the “third places” Florida writes about.

This focus on participatory culture is reflected heavily in the Talent Magnet report. “In the past,” says Jones, “we’ve had a broad-based quality-of-life policy [working with traditional arts organizations and cultural institutions]. What this report told us was that, while those are wonderful civic investments, the target market that we’re talking about — these young people who are essentially the fuel of the new economy — wants something more specific, more active.”

Diversity, Or: Conservatism As Economic Problem

Diversity is a common buzzword, but when Florida uses it in The Rise Of the Creative Class, he’s using an expanded definition. Florida focuses on the presence of gays, immigrants, and so-called bohemians (those involved in the creative arts) in a community because of the strong statistical correlation he finds between those populations and a city’s ranking on various measures of high-tech industry. Florida’s argument isn’t that gays, immigrants, and bohemians spur high-tech growth but that the visible presence of these communities reflects a cultural tolerance that the creative class at-large seeks.

But by making cultural openness an economic-development issue, Florida provides what may be his most provocative and divisive idea, even if it’s one he never directly spells out in The Rise Of the Creative Class: the notion that religious fundamentalism and social conservatism are not only political and moral issues but possible economic drawbacks.

It’s an idea that the Talent Magnet report doesn’t address (outside of a sole mention of sexual orientation) and that civic leaders shy away from but one that Florida acknowledges when the question is broached: “The places where [social conservatism and religious fundamentalism] take root, it’ll drive the creative people away,” Florida says, “because they want openness, diversity, an environment that validates them and is open to risk-taking. That’s a form of institutional sclerosis. The other variant is this organization-man culture, which is such a problem here in Pittsburgh — this notion that anyone who isn’t wearing a suit and tie and isn’t a white male and doesn’t play by the corporate rules has no value.”

In this context, the occasional culture-war skirmishes that pop up on the Memphis landscape, such as the brouhaha over the Karl Marx quote in the public art at the Central Library or hand-wringing in Germantown over a production of The Vagina Monologues, become more than just colorful nuisances: They become roadblocks to economic development. In fact, in the original version of The Rise Of the Creative Class, the excerpted paragraph about Pittsburgh that begins this article continued, “The process in turn stamped out the creative ethos, causing talented and creative people to seek out more congenial places. Their departure removed much of the impetus for change. Case in point, the clash in attitudes over the new Memphis Central Library.” Florida then included a discussion of the issue, removing the passage from his final draft once it became clear that the controversy had blown over rather quickly.

But Florida cautions about the damage such episodes can cause. “Your city should invest its scarce dollars in what’s important and authentic about Memphis,” Florida says. “That’s what’s going to create its image as a place that’s no longer a stodgy, parochial kind of community. And that seems to be happening. But the thing you’ve got to make sure about is crazy stuff like that thing with the library. That’s the kind of thing that can set a city back five years. That’s the kind of message that says to creative-class people, Don’t come.”

It’s the Schools, Stupid

Florida calls major research universities a basic infrastructure component of the creative economy because of their role in attracting and retaining talent and in establishing a broader quality of place. Under Florida’s formula, research universities, more than private corporations, serve as the factories, raw materials, and headquarters of the creative economy.

The Talent Magnet report contends that most of its recommendations don’t require a huge financial investment. But one key area of the city’s economic future that will is the health of our colleges and universities, a problem that Jones identifies as central to the goals of the Talent Magnet report. “That’s probably our biggest issue,” Jones says. “That’s what Austin’s done in using the university to really capture and harness so much of their talent. Unfortunately, we seem to have gone in the other direction with state funding. The state isn’t even in a mode now of trying to figure out how to create nationally competitive universities. They’ve got us in a situation where our universities are just trying to survive. And that puts us at a distinct disadvantage [when it comes to attracting and retaining people].”

But education doesn’t just mean colleges and universities. Florida contends that elementary and secondary education didn’t factor much in the location decisions of the young workers he studied, presumably a result of a demographic that puts off marriage and child-rearing until later in life, if they get around to it at all. But the importance of public education was the sole issue on which local creative-class subjects differed strongly from Florida’s national subjects. In fact, almost every person interviewed cited Memphis’ public school system as one of the primary obstacles to the city becoming a more livable community, even though most of those interviewed do not have children. “Education is an issue that affects the entire community,” says Chris Matz, a 31-year-old librarian originally from Portland.

“I think the state of the school system keeps a lot of young parents away,” Jeff Joiner, a 34-year-old art director who moved to Memphis from Dallas, contends. “I’ve gotta live with these people,” says Adam Remsen, a 30-year-old writer and editor who has lived in several metro areas, summing up why the issue is crucial even for people without kids of their own.

New Issues, New Players, New Images

Perhaps the most tangible outgrowth of Florida’s theory is, as Coletta says, “the fact that it puts new issues on the economic-development agenda.” In Florida’s way of thinking, amenities such as greenspaces, outdoor recreation, a vital arts scene, and vibrant street culture aren’t merely frills but are as vital to a community’s economic health as a more traditional business infrastructure. And, by moving these heretofore “soft” issues onto the economic-development agenda, it may cause some civic leaders to take them more seriously. This way of thinking could play a part in many civic decisions, including current debate over the future of Shelby Farms.

This elevation of lifestyle amenities as central to economic development is also a key part of the Talent Magnet report. “I think you’ll see a shift in thinking among public agencies on outdoor amenities like greenbelts and bike trails,” says Jones. “The Riverfront Development Corporation has already moved in that area with the canoeing and kayaking on Mud Island.” Jordan also sees increased emphasis on areas like the arts and outdoor recreation as a growing part of the city’s economic agenda.

But along with new issues come new people, and Florida’s recipe for building a creative community calls for allowing new groups a seat at the table — ethnic minorities, immigrants, gays and lesbians, young people, and other outsiders to the traditional business-culture model.

The final chapter of Florida’s book is called “The Creative Class Grows Up,” which is a plea for his subjects of study to get more involved in civic and community affairs. MPACT, a fledgling organization made up mostly of young business people, could be a local vehicle for this. According to MPACT president Darrell Cobbins, the group seeks to be a key force in helping the city attract and retain young talent and spur Memphians in their 20s and 30s to be more active in civic affairs. “The overarching premise is that if you can create a connection among people who are new to Memphis and help them develop some passion about community issues, then they’ll be less likely to leave,” Cobbins says.

In addition to putting new issues on the table and giving new people a seat at it, the Talent Magnet report wants to transform the way the city promotes itself. Jones speaks of the image of “Memphis as mausoleum” to describe the city’s penchant for identifying itself with dead people (the Kings, etc.) and tired concepts (cotton and slow-moving riverboats) and stresses that the city needs to get “more contemporary, more current” with the images it puts out in order to change the perception of Memphis as a slow, provincial, unexciting city researchers found common among recruitees.

“If I’m 25 years old and I ask someone what it is about Memphis that makes it so neat, the discussion might center on things that happened 40 or 50 years ago,” Jones says, “a lot of people who are deceased and a lot of historic events that these kids’ parents may barely remember. Somehow, we have to take [images such as] Elvis and Sun and bring them forward and connect them to today.”

Of course, an image overhaul can only go so far. As for the tangible changes that the Talent Magnet report and the local acceptance of Florida’s findings will inspire, Jones thinks it will be subtle at first but result in some fundamental shifts.

“The challenge is trying to chart with these very bright young people in a competitive situation, where we’re pitted against a Boston or Austin or San Francisco and having not just an exciting image but an image backed up with reality,” Jones says. “This isn’t a marketing plan or an image issue. This is a reality issue, because it must be backed up by what the city really feels like. And the challenge comes in lining up our resources to accomplish that.”

For more on Richard Florida’s “creative class” theory and a thorough look at the rankings, go to Creativeclass.org. For a copy of the Memphis Talent Magnet Project report and Smart City archives, go to Colettaandcompany.com. The Talent Magnet report can also be found at Memphischamber.com. You can e-mail Chris Herrington at herrington@memphisflyer.com.


Smart City

Carol Coletta is changing Memphis through radio.

by Mary Cashiola

WKNO’s Smart City is billed as an in-depth look at urban life. But for host and native Memphian Carol Coletta, the radio program is her own little weekly seminar. She’ll focus on a topic of urban interest and ask what can be done to improve it, and she says if she gets one idea out of the show, it’s worth it.

But she’s hardly the only one benefiting from the program. In the very first Smart City, Coletta interviewed Richard Florida, author of The Rise Of the Creative Class, about exactly what constitutes a “smart” city. Out of that sprang the Memphis Talent Magnet Project.

“I began doing commentaries that would be slipped into Morning Edition and All Things Considered, and I had this idea for a radio program,” says Coletta of the show’s beginnings. “We’d team up someone local with someone on a national level to speak on a topic of local interest.”

That first show paired Florida with Harold Ford Jr. Subsequent pairings included Memphis City Schools superintendent Johnnie Watson with KIPP Academy co-founder Michael Feinberg on education strategies and Shelby County mayor Jim Rout with Austin, Texas, mayor Kirk Watson.

Eventually, the show evolved from a 30-minute forum with two guests to an hour-long format featuring commentaries by Yankelovich Partners president J. Walker Smith.

During tapings, Coletta listens intently to the national experts’ answers. As they talk, you can almost see her thinking, relating the material and ideas back to Memphis. During a recent show on festivals, for example, Burning Man founder Larry Graham spoke about the festival’s gift economy: People share their talents, food, and art at Burning Man. The only things sold are ice and coffee. After the interview, Coletta sits back and says that it reminded her of the early, less corporate days of Memphis’ barbecue fest.

“One of my main objectives [in doing the show] was to influence what happens in Memphis. When I started it, that was really it,” says Coletta. She figured that there were lots of people around the country facing — and solving — the same problems that Memphis has. “I said, Let’s find these people, talk to these people, and find out how they’re doing it and spread the word around Memphis,” she says.

Coletta calls Memphis a love affair she can’t shake. She’s been thinking about this city — and how to make it better — for a long time.

“I’d get on the 13 Lauderdale bus when I was in sixth or seventh grade and come downtown and do the whole thing,” she says. “There was a little ritual you could go do on Saturdays. It was incredible. A store called Levy’s was at the corner of Union and Main — keep in mind, I still live about two blocks from there. Think about that: I’ve got a big world, right? They would have these fashion shows in the morning. You’d come down and go to the Levy’s fashion show, and then they’d have a band.”

From there, the group would head over to Blue Light Studio and have their picture taken and then walk up Beale Street.

“There were some strange people on Beale Street at the time,” says Coletta. She wrote former Mayor Henry Loeb a letter telling him exactly what she thought the city should do with Beale Street, a plan she says in some ways resembles Beale today. “[Mayor Loeb] had the head of the housing authority write back to me, telling me what they were going to do. That was how, at a very young age, I acquired all the plans for Beale Street,” she says.

Coletta says that if she had to pick one lesson that Memphians should take from the experts she’s had on her show, it’s that we don’t have a unique set of problems to conquer. But that’s only if she had to pick one lesson.

“I’ve seen a lot of ‘This is the project. This project is going to [snap!] cure our ills.’ This is The Pyramid. This is the mall. This is Mud Island. This is the one-trick-wonder approach to downtown development. I think that’s changed dramatically in the past few years,” she says. In fact, the downtown-revitalization project is one Coletta says we did right. Citing the strength of Beale combined with AutoZone Park, Toyota Plaza, Peabody Place, and residential growth, Coletta says it’s amazing what has happened to downtown.

“I love it. If you look at it, we’ve just done it backward. It’s so typical of Memphis. It’s great,” says Coletta. “In most cities, business would lead and maybe the residents would follow. Think of the boldness of the downtown developers and even the residents. They’re saying, I’m going to have to reverse commute to Collierville, but that’s okay. I want to live downtown.”

WKNO’s director of radio Dan Campbell says that Coletta’s experience in public speaking and her interest in city issues, as well as her energy, make the show as well-received as it is.

“It has more than three times the audience we’ve ever had in that time slot,” says Campbell of the show’s 9 a.m. Sunday slot. “The audience is typical of our audience: Their education level is fairly high. They’re of all income categories. They are curious people who want to continue learning. Carol brings so much to that audience.”

Public Radio International (PRI) has shown some interest in distributing the program nationally, but even if that doesn’t work out, Campbell can still see Smart City going national in the future.

“It’s certainly a program everyone showers with the highest praise,” says Campbell. “In this case, it became apparent early on that we’d have to add staff to make all the copies of the show people were requesting.” The show’s archives can be downloaded from the WKNO Web site.

“Would I like to have a national audience?” asks Coletta. “Absolutely. In a weird way, the number-one reason I’d like to have a national audience is so we have a national show that comes out of Memphis. To me, in a lot of ways, it all gets back to Memphis.”

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The Root Of the Problem

Police director’s plan hopes to stop crime before it starts.

by Janel Davis

Memphis police director Walter Crews is saying “enough is enough” when it comes to juvenile crime and crimes against children in Memphis. In the past few months, a number of children have been unintentionally killed by an adult trying to kill another adult, in drive-by shootings or by abuse. To combat these problems, Crews has released plans for a new juvenile-crime abatement program.

“I think it is high time we put all our resources together to stop these crimes,” says Crews.

The plan will be overseen by Dr. Rita Dorsey, the commander of the police-training academy, a criminologist, and a community leader. Dorsey will lead a small staff and steering committee to design the program.

“I always feel encouraged when we are going to do things to help children and provide a positive living environment for them,” says Dorsey. “The program will only be successful if people come out and do their part because [the plan] is not dependent on me or the committee but on the individuals in various neighborhoods who want these activities to work.”

The plan will have a three-pronged approach — prevention, education, and intervention — to deter juveniles from committing criminal acts and teach them how to avoid becoming victims. Crews foresees a variety of services, including frustration-management training, safe houses for youth fleeing from parental or guardian abuse, and classes for children living with abusive parents.

Dorsey says this initiative will be different from other juvenile programs in the city because the plan will work with existing programs.

“One problem in this city is that we have a plethora of social agencies and faith-based initiatives, but we don’t coordinate [them]. There is no program here; we are a catalyst for things already there. Maybe one of the things we can do is be a clearinghouse or referral group so this can be sort of a brushfire,” says Dorsey. “That’s the way I see the plan — starting small in a neighborhood or two, hopefully replicate it, and then it will catch fire across the city.”

“Why reinvent the wheel?” she continues. “We have all of these groups that can do a good job, but we now need to get away from or use the formalized services a little differently and do some things that are closer to home.”

Dorsey’s main focus will be youth who have already been through the juvenile-justice system and neighborhood residents who provide community activities that discourage criminal behavior.

Crews hopes to finance the plan with grants and private donations as well as government funds.


A Law With Teeth

New law makes animal cruelty a felony.

By Bianca Phillips

Cruelty to animals is now punishable as a Class E felony on the second offense in Tennessee as of July 15th, when the new law was signed into effect by Governor Don Sundquist.

The law, sponsored by state Senator Steve Cohen (D-Memphis), differs from the state’s previous animal-cruelty laws in that it contains the felony provision. Previously, animal cruelty was only punishable as a Class A misdemeanor. Tennessee joins 33 other states and the District of Columbia in imposing felony-level penalties.

On the first offense, the Class A misdemeanor still applies, which is punishable by up to 11 months and 29 days of imprisonment and/or a fine of up to $2,500. Second-time offenders will be charged with a Class E felony, which can be punishable by imprisonment of one to six years. Subsequent violations will also result in Class E felonies.

“Animal cruelty may be a precursor to the torturing of people. Robert Friedman’s alleged murderer supposedly stabbed and killed his dog,” says Cohen, referring to the recent shooting of a prominent attorney in a downtown Memphis parking garage. “These are not harmless acts against a piece of property. Animals have feelings too.”

Animal cruelty is defined as the depraved and sadistic torture or maiming of an animal and only applies to nonlivestock companion animals. It does, however, include animals commonly thought of as livestock, such as ducks or pot-bellied pigs, that are cared for as pets. The law does not affect lawful hunting, trapping, fishing, or butchering for food.

The bill has been held up in a House of Representatives agriculture committee for two years due to concerns that the law would be misapplied to farm animals. Opponents argued that some common farming practices, such as shoeing draft animals, could be considered animal cruelty. The committee had concerns about the possibility of farmers being charged with felonies.

The law does not apply to humane euthanasia of animals, accepted veterinary practices, bona fide scientific testing, dispatching of diseased animals, or use of animal-training methods and equipment.

“We’re very pleased that serious animal abuse can now be treated as a serious crime. This kind of legislation is long overdue,” says Donna Malone, vice president of Responsible Animal Owners of Tennessee. “One case we know of, in which a dog’s head was allegedly cut off with a steak knife, was horrible. We found it truly tragic that there were no laws to address, much less punish, that level of abuse.”


Power Play

Under a revised TVA contract, MLGW frees itself up for a changing energy market.

By Mary Cashiola

Like a beginner at a yoga class, Memphis Light, Gas and Water (MLGW) has been working on flexibility.

With an eye toward the future energy market, MLGW approved a renegotiated contract with the Tennessee Valley Authority (TVA) last week. The contract gives the public utility the right to terminate the contract with five years’ notice. It also puts rate control back into the hands of city lawmakers and the MLGW board.

“[The contract] is an effort to reduce our risk of future price spikes and give ourselves more flexibility in the future, based on wherever electric restructuring and the energy markets go,” says Mark Winfield, MLGW external affairs officer and assistant to the president.

With electric restructuring dominating the future, the new contract allows MLGW to shop around for the lowest energy price and to switch energy suppliers without incurring any financial penalties. In the previous contract, MLGW had to give TVA 10 years’ notice and faced over $1 billion in costs associated with termination fees.

“It’s a significant difference,” says Winfield. “You cannot get people to give you a bid for power 10 years out because the market conditions change so much. You can for five years.”

Winfield says the utility does not have any other energy suppliers it’s looking to buy from but wanted to make sure it had the option. It also wanted to have the option of setting its own rates. Under the existing contract from 1984, TVA had to approve all the rates and the conditions that applied to them.

“Even though we report to our board and the city council, the ultimate authority over our rates rested with TVA. They could order rate changes over the objections of all our regulatory authorities,” says Winfield. “We feel that the citizens of Memphis, through their elected officials, should be the ones to control these types of things.”

TVA, which is the sole energy supplier to 158 utility companies, would give a template of rates to MLGW, which would have to follow them by federal law. Under the new contract, TVA has waived its right to rate control.

“I think part of it is that, as the electric market matures, our customers ask for a lot of things they’ve never asked for before. The one-size-fits-all model that TVA has operated under for so long just doesn’t work anymore,” says Winfield. “We didn’t have the flexibility to do any type of rate structure that wasn’t given to us by TVA.”

Winfield cites off-peak electricity use by industrial consumers and lower rates for those time periods as one example. The utility has been working about five years on these changes, and Winfield says it’s not done yet. Now that this contract has been approved, MLGW is concentrating on three areas of its relationship with TVA.

“We want the option to buy from other people besides TVA. Right now, you either buy 100 percent of your power from TVA or you buy zero,” says Winfield. Instead, MLGW wants partial requirements in the contract, the option to buy a percentage of its power from TVA and the rest from other providers. MLGW also want rights to TVA’s transmission grid and to see a bigger investment in Memphis by TVA.

“Memphis does not benefit nearly as much from the TVA presence as East Tennessee does,” says Winfield. “For example, for every dollar that Chattanooga rate-payers spend in power costs to TVA, they get 70 cents back in salaries of TVA employees in Chattanooga. We get one-and-a-half percent. We think that whoever our power supplier is has to be more involved in our community.”


CORRECTION

Last week’s City Reporter story “MATA vs. Madison” reported that Vanessa Jones is marketing director of the Memphis Area Transit Authority. Alison Burton is MATA’s marketing director. We regret the error.

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CLIP JOINT

Democratic challenger E.C. Jones claims that county trustee Bob Patterson s staff has spent $12,000 in local restaurants in the past three years. He also claims that $30 was spent for a secretary s hairdo and $1,475 was spent to send a secretary to nursing school, all at taxpayer expense. Rather than deny the allegations, Patterson was quoted in the CA as saying, If these are the only things I m doing wrong, it s like counting staples and Gem clips. Actually, it s much more like counting meals, tuition payments, and hairdos, none of which bear any resemblance in shape or function to paper clips. n

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Editorial Opinion

End Of the Spin Cycle

We have previously lamented the fact that too many candidates in this soon-to-end campaign cycle have provided too little information about what they intend to do if they win. This week we are forced to consider the dark side of that coin: that too many candidates are offering negative and often misleading information about their opponents.

We have learned — “anonymously,” mind you — that Shelby County mayoral candidate A C Wharton (who is likely to be a mayor-elect by the time some of you read these words) has represented some undesirables in his law practice. Duh. That one, which seemingly ignored the very basis of the American legal system, was such a nonstarter that it promptly backfired on the campaign of Wharton’s mayoral opponent, George Flinn.

We also learned that Flinn was, in the recent past, embroiled in legal difficulties with two women he’d had relationships with. Although a local TV station successfully argued, as of this writing, that the sealed agreements settling these suits should be opened prior to the election in the public interest, we confess to a queasy feeling reminiscent of the one we had back when Bill Clinton’s opponents insisted on rubbing our noses in his private affairs.

At the level of county politics, we learned that a Democrat running for a clerkship was opposed to signs characterizing his GOP opponent as a Klansman. And how could he be blamed if, in denying his own responsibility, he ended up further publicizing the libel?

The race for the open 7th District congressional seat has been a real eye-shutter. We learned from two opponents of Republican David Kustoff about his claim of an A+ grade (instead of an A) for his 100 percent subservience to the views of the National Rifle Association. We should have been learning that Kustoff, more moderate in his views than his GOP opponents, actually believes that a congressman’s duty is to perform positive service for his constituents, not just vote against things.

Similarly, we learned that 7th District candidates Mark Norris and Brent Taylor were against more things more uncompromisingly than anybody else when we should have been learning, say, that Norris was actually for the preservation of the current Social Security system. As for city councilman Taylor’s boast that he has never voted for a tax increase — meaning that he was on the 11-1 and 12-1 ends of a whole host of votes — we rather agree with Republican eminence Lewis Donelson’s take: Such candidates don’t want to govern, “they just want to complain.”

(Actually, we believe it can be argued that what such candidates are really saying is that government has only one legitimate function, and that is to give such naysayers and mudslingers a job at public expense.)

In looking at the trash-mouthing spectacle of the 7th District race, local attorney and political activist Jim Strickland theorized last week that when most everybody is slinging mud — at least in a multicandidate race — the voters will look for the one who isn’t when they choose someone to actually push a button for.

Maybe so. In which case, the excesses of this campaign season could be self-correcting. But we won’t hold our breath.

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wednesday, 31

Black Light Karaoke at the Madison Flame tonight, and that is simply all I know. Well, I do know a few more things, but that s none of your business. As always, I really couldn t care less what you do this week or any other week, because I don t even know you. And unless you can make sure the guy in the wheelchair in Florida wins his lawsuit against the strip club where the lap-dance room is not wheelchair-accessible, I feel fairly certain that I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go reread my copy of Antlers In the Treetops by Whogoosed the Moose.

T.S.

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Postscript

Editorial Response

To the Editor:

It is too bad The Memphis Flyer feels that none of the candidates for the 7th congressional seat vacated by Ed Bryant has enlightened you regarding his or her intentions if elected. In response to your editorial (“Unanswered Questions,” July 25th issue) admission that “[t]he fault may lie in ourselves for not looking dutifully enough under every stone,” I am reminded of Shakespeare’s admonition “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in [your] stars, But in [your]selves.”

Of all candidates for Congress, Mark Norris is the only one who has addressed not only why he is running but what he hopes to accomplish once elected.

Mark Norris’ experience in law and legislation as a county official and state legislator, as well as a community volunteer of long standing, has resulted in accomplishments almost too numerous to mention. In fact, he received The Commercial Appeal ‘s endorsement precisely “because of his experience and valuable public service on the state and local levels.” Similarly, The Collierville Herald also endorsed Norris because “[h]e is a good lawyer who digs into public problems to find reasonable solutions.”

Your editorial concludes with a whimper: “[L]et’s not even bother asking anything of the boys now competing with Marsha Blackburn (whose simplistic government-bashing positions are all too well known) for Congress in the 7th District.”

If, as you conclude, “there are too many mysteries left for voters to consider as they prepare to vote for a series of crucial positions on August 1st,” it is, indeed, because you did not ask. Or listen.

Curt Cowan

Memphis

To the Editor:

I appreciate the many questions raised in your recent editorial “Unanswered Questions.” I must point out that part of the reason voters are left to make a largely uninformed decision is the lack of insightful coverage in local media. The other part of the problem is the lack of substance offered by career politicians.

As an independent, grass-roots, and community-oriented candidate for county commission, I’ve striven to bring substance to the process by addressing the real issues of everyday importance to the residents in my district. In this race, my opponents and I have remained civil and thoughtful throughout.

In my literature and on my Web site, I offer specific proposals and positions on a wide range of county issues. In my submittals to the publications that do make endorsements, I’ve offered an even more detailed platform. Unfortunately, it seems the media are more interested in who said what about whom and personal or party intrigue than the issues at hand.

Want to put the brakes on urban sprawl and our ballooning county debt? Stop subsidizing people running away from the city and create greater incentives to reinvest in our older communities. Want to clean up and revitalize our neighborhoods? Put the power and resources in the hands of the people who care and stop wasting public resources on projects that primarily benefit the wealthy. Want to improve the overall quality of life in Shelby County? Get informed, get involved, and, for goodness sake, stop supporting the self-serving interests of politics as usual. And, of course, vote on August 1st!

Scott Banbury

Memphis

To the Editor:

I applaud the Flyer for its policy of not endorsing candidates for public office. I only wish the morning newspaper would educate the voters on the candidates and not push its endorsements over and over again.

I think most citizens of Shelby County favor the concept of one mayor and a single governing board. We should demand a referendum on this. We need tax reform now, before we go bankrupt.

Chas. S. Peete Jr.

Memphis

To the Editor:

The Flyer does not endorse candidates for office? That’s a good one. A side-splitter. There must have been muscle pulls from the winks and nods and laughs up the sleeves when you wrote it.

Your true positions are abundantly clear even to us great unwashed. Two similar Democrats are described by you as “like-minded” or “solidly progressive” while two Republicans are “redundant.” A Democrat in-house fight is called “disagreement on issues” while a Republican argument is called “a dangerous schism.”

Be what you are. You’re not fooling anybody.

Mike Crone

Memphis

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HILLEARY, HENRY AT CROSSROADS

As the penultimate — and perhaps most meaningful –election day of 2002, neared, two statewide candidates who have received shorter shrift of late than the lofty office they seek would justify came to Memphis for final pitches.

And both Van Hilleary and Jim Henry, the major Republican candidates for governor on Friday’s statewide primary ballot, were dissembling just a little. Hilleary, in proposing a debate invitation to putative Democratic nominee Phil Bredesen, was trying to convince people he was not in a primary contest. Jim Henry, in vowing to overcome against Hilleary, was trying to convince people he was in one.

Henry had fresh polls — one from a Knoxville TV station that actually showed him with a lead and another, from workhorse local pollster Steve Ethridge, showing him only 10 points behind Hilleary, with half the electorate still undecided. The TV poll, which processed electronic tallies of respondents at large, was one of those best described by the euphemism “unscientific,” and, while Ethridge’s poll gave the genial ex-state legislator from Kingston a shot, ten points is still ten points.

Not that, win or lose, Henry won’t have something to show for his year-long effort to catch up with the front-running Hilleary. As Memphis businessman Bob Schroeder bustled about him at his East Memphis headquarters, planning precinct-by-precinct efforts for this last week of electioneering, Henry took a break from a round of telephone calls. “I’ve had a heck of a time,” he said.

Noting that virtually every major state newspaper has endorsed his candidacy, Henry smiled and said wanly, “If nothing else, I can make a collage out of all those nice editorials.”

By his own choice, Henry is socked in for the duration. Not until late Wednesday, when he returns to his East Tennessee home to wait for returns, will he leave Shelby County, which he sees as key to the outcome and to hopes which have to be rated as of the upset variety

Hilleary was on hand earlier Monday afternoon for a press coverage at which, by way of responding to a debate proposal floated by Bredesen, he suggested his own — for ten “flatbed truck debates” across the breadth of Tennesse. Oh, and he suggested a third debater, fringe candidate Edwin ‘Barefoot’ Sanders, an independent.

To say the least, the gesture seemed designed to diss Henry, whom Hilleary has otherwise attended to with increasingly acerbic remarks. In his television commercials Henry is treated as some sort of appendage of Governor Don Sundquist, the lame-duck Republican incumbent.

Sundquist’s standing among fellow Republicans statewide can best be gauged by the fact that, when the governor last week admitted to reporters in Nashville his preferences for Henry over Hilleary and Senatorial candidate Lamar Alexander over 7th District congressman Ed Bryant, it was Hilleary and Bryant who trumpeted the fact, not the two endorsees. A Hilleary press release, in fact, greeted the news with the classic headline, “SUNDQUIST SEEKS THIRD TERM.”

It is no secret, of course, that Sundquist’s presumed low repute among Republicans stems from the governor’s openness to fundamental revisions of the state’s tax structure — a position that had him, ultimately, leading a futile three-year crusade on behalf of a state income tax.

Opposition to the income tax — or “IT,” as it is sometimes referred to in editorial shorthand — has been the major plank of late in Hilleary’s gubernatorial campaign, in general, and in his TV commercials, in particular.

Jim Henry is well aware of what public-opinion polls show about Sundquist’s approval rating — hovering now in the high 20’s or low 30’s, percentage wise — and, while he has made it clear that he will be open to any means of revenue enhancement, he suggests a constitutional convention as the only viable way of reaching a solution, and his own TV commercials make the case that he, too, has opposed the income tax in the past.

The issue was not intended to figure in the forefront of Jim Henry’s Shelby County campaign blitz, you may be sure.

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TRANSLATION: MEMPHIS

GOING ONCE

In a room the color green of a dated 70’s classroom, a group of men and women sit on worn church pews every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night. They pay rapt attention to a man who shoots out words like fire through a Kustom PA amp, beckoning them with calculated persistence.

Fans, ranging from antique to industrial, whirl the air through the windowless room, but do not drown out the shouts of “yup,” or the staccato voice of the man with the billed hat at the podium up front. Murmurs and shifting bodies create a rhythm of their own in the room.

But this is no service–no revival.

This is Gene Elder’s Auction, located at 3449 Summer, right by the Salvation Army thrift store at the intersection with Highland.

At 6 PM, three nights per week, this room fills with an eclectic assortment of bodies who fight for possession of an even more eclectic assortment of items with numbered paper signs .

To walk into the room, which is an experience in and of itself, is like walking into the filter of a cigarette.

Everybody, I mean everybody, is smoking. The Truth campaign for a smoke-free America, perhaps, could do a commercial here. In some perverse way, though, the haze only adds to what is already a surreal gathering.

Upon my visit, I found a seat on one of the elevated pews that line the sides and rear of the room, and stuck my face directly in the path of a giant industrial fan, which helped a little.

Sort of.

I remember watching a documentary once on the art and process of becoming an auctioneer. It showed how a seemingly normal person, meaning one who speaks at a comprehensible speed, can work crowds into a bidding frenzy with the simple power of accelerated speech. They even have schools for it.

The application of an auctioneer’s skill works in two ways. First off, there is the adrenaline factor. When items are going at mach speeds, accompanied by the aural compliment of a mach speed emcee, people are psychologically affected. A good auctioneer injects his attendees with the fear that haste may take them out of the running for whatever miscellaneous treasure is on the block.

Then there is the element of submerged persuasion. Fearful of my own susceptibility, as this was my first experience at an auction, I decided it might be best to hang in the back and watch. Meaning my checkbook was safely hidden at home.

Because I was not involved in the bidding war, I found myself meditating on the man running the show.

His voice seemed less human and more like a banjo dueling with itself. Fast. Rising and falling. And occasionally, slipping in some persuasive comments that might be missed were one focused more on the other bidders and less on his voice.

At one point, the motley bidders were fighting over a pair of barber shop bottles, or maybe it was an old dusty churn. Anyhow, after the chorus of “yup, yup, yo” from the floor crew had placed the price at $7.50, Mr. Elder, lighting fast and barely audible, slipped in a speedy “worth $40.”

I guess that’s why auctioneers talk the way they do. It’s like the small print at the bottom of a commercial, or the similarly accelerated disclaimers on a radio commercial. You can get a lot by a person, and thus influence their behavior, if you can communicate information without their complete awareness.

But it’s all an awful lot of fun.

Forget stodgy estate sales. Forget the cookie-cutter shopping plazas.

This, my friends, is economy in action.

And the trigger, of course, is the human instinct to win, transforming otherwise ordinary objects into trophies.

The most fascinating element of the auction experience is witnessing first-hand the fluidity of value.

What makes a Mickey Mouse telephone worth $40? Why do a pair of wooden ducks sell for $3.50, while a single glass duck sells for $10. Why did the man next to my have to buy the rifle-styled BB gun? (That went for $45.)

The answer of course is that value is determined by desire, at least here, where one’s own perception completely determines pricing. Wouldn’t it be nice if everything works this way.

Gene Elder’s Auction is bizarre, especially in terms of atmosphere. It’s also a hell of a lot of fun.

Go check it out if you’ve got a night to spare. If nothing else, it’ll be an experience.

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FROM MY SEAT

THE CASE FOR SO

From the St. Louis Arch to the gates of Graceland, a lot of Cardinal baseball fans must be scratching their heads these days over Memphis Redbird outfielder So Taguchi. The former Gold Glove outfielder with the Orix Blue Wave of Japan’s Pacific League was signed to a much-hyped three year contract last January that pays him $1 million a year.

With seven figures on his contract, Cardinal fans had to presume this was at least a baby-step in the same direction Seattle took when they lured all-world Ichiro Suzuki (a former teammate of Taguchi’s) to the Pacific northwest. While a million beans may be pocket change to Sammy and A-Rod, it’s not minor-league compensation.

Alas, four months into his first season in the western hemisphere, Taguchi has played all of four games for the Cardinals, with four at bats and nary a base hit. He’s been an everyday outfielder for our Redbirds, though his batting average has dipped below .250 for most of the season, he hasn’t shown much power, and hasn’t been on base enough to make his speed a real asset for Gaylen Pitts’ club. So Cardinal Nation is asking: What in the name of Sadaharu Oh did St. Louis brass see in this guy? And what about that million-dollar price tag?

First and foremost, Cardinal (and Redbird) fans need to cut the 32-year-old “rookie” some slack. The day he first put on a Memphis jersey, Taguchi had a pair of enormously high (and unfair) standards by which he’d be measured. The first is Ichiro, either the best or worst thing that has ever happened to Japanese professional baseball. In 2001, the cannon-armed speed demon became the first player in 26 years to earn both Rookie of the Year and MVP honors. To expect the same from a player whose career average over 10 years in Japan was .277 is irrational.

The second lofty standard is the Jackie Robinson effect. From Hank Greenberg, to Robinson himself, to Fernando Valenzuela, baseball fans have come to expect players in a particular cultural vanguard to exceed normal standards of achievement. As a measure of how unbalanced this perspective can be, the fact is Greenberg was not the first Jew to play major league baseball, nor Valenzuela the first Mexican. They were the first stars to carry their respective cultural flags into the national pastime, so history has placed them in the same category Robinson very much earned. Taguchi is the first Japanese player in 110 years of Cardinal baseball, which is meaningful in itself. But as with every “investment” in a professional athlete, there’s no performance guarantee.

As you’re disecting Taguchi’s disappointing offensive numbers, check the rest of the Memphis stat sheet. You’ll see players like Jon Nunnally,

Warren Morris, and Chad Meyers — each with a few big-league notches on his belt — haven’t exactly torn the cover off the ball in Pacific Coast League play. Despite his struggles, Taguchi has played a solid centerfield and, best of all, hustles out of the batter’s box regardless of what kind of contact he’s made. On top of that, he can actually be seen smiling now and then.

Which brings us to the reason So Taguchi remains worth rooting for, and remains a sound investment for the Cardinals. The easy approach for Taguchi would have been to add a clause to his contract that stipulated if he did not make the Cardinal roster by a certain date, the contract was void and he could return to Japan and pick up where he left off with the Blue Wave. (This was the clause that had Gerald Williams in and out

of Memphis quicker than spring.) Instead, Taguchi chose to fight the

good fight and try and earn a roster spot, just as countless other

ballplayers in 30 major league farm systems are doing this summer. He

asked no special favor, and has yet to display the kind of sulking all

but expected these days from players on the cusp of reaching The Show.

So Taguchi is no Ichiro. He’s certainly no Jackie Robinson. And despite

wearing number 6, he’s still not in the same baseball hemisphere as Stan

Musial. But he’s a fighter, and a noble one at that. And wearing a

baseball uniform. Perhaps a pioneer after all.