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Figuring the Angles

On the last day of the 2002 regular session of the Tennessee General Assembly, first-term state Senator Mark Norris of Collierville made a decision that confounded some observers but made perfect sense to the senator himself.

Having struggled in vain for several weeks to get floor consideration in either the Senate or the House for his bill calling for a constitutional convention on taxation, he was surprised at what he was hearing late on the morning of the 4th of July from his House co-sponsor, Rep. Dewayne Bunch, a Cleveland Republican.

Bunch explained that their convention bill had been approved overwhelmingly in the House that morning and that the opportunity existed to pass the measure if Norris, who had given up and already taken the bill off notice, could find some last-minute parliamentary means to reactivate it in the Senate. It was not impossible.

Almost as soon as his initial surprise wore off, however, Norris thought he saw what was up and told Bunch he had no intention of arranging a Senate vote on the measure. “It’s an income-tax bill now,” he told his co-sponsor, and he would explain that to anyone else who asked about the seemingly revived convention call.

The two representatives who had pushed the bill on the House floor that morning, neither of whom was running for reelection to the House, were Germantown Republican Larry Scroggs and Democrat Bobby Sands of Columbia. Scroggs, who had been defeated by Dr. George Flinn in the GOP primary for Shelby County mayor, had no discernible ulterior motives; frustrated by the long legislative impasse over tax questions, he simply argued it was time for the state to rethink the matter. Sands, however, had been an income-tax supporter — courageously so in that his current state Senate bid would probably suffer as a result — and his advocacy of the convention call was interpreted by others besides Norris as an effort to revive the prospects of an income tax by another means.

Speaker Jimmy Naifeh would acknowledge later on in his post-session press conference that a constitutional-convention call was probably the best remaining hope for supporters of an income tax, since for a variety of reasons, mainly those of foreseeable turnover, the next General Assembly would be disinclined to confront the volatile issue again.

The sudden turnabout was not without irony, since it was clear that Norris and other original supporters of the convention-call bill had intended it as a way of staving off income-tax legislation, not of enabling it.

In any case, though a convention call was approved in the House by a 75-11 vote, it became the proverbial sleeping dog in the Senate, where its tender, Norris, resolved firmly to let it lie as a permanently tabled measure not to be recalled.

Thus did Norris avoid what he saw as a trap and maintain his preferred antitax posture as one of the prime contenders in the Republican primary for the 7th District congressional seat being vacated by U.S. Senate candidate Ed Bryant.

In particular, Norris would be able to stay even on the legislative scoreboard with the candidate whom many now see as his most formidable opponent, fellow state Senator Marsha Blackburn, an archconservative from the posh Nashville suburb of Brentwood.

Blackburn is famous as the legislator who fired off emergency e-mails from the Senate floor a year ago to Nashville radio talk-show hosts Steve Gill and Phil Valentine, which worthies promptly incited crowds of protesters to come to the state Capitol grounds, where they became unruly and thwarted consideration of an income-tax bill.

To Capitol insiders, Blackburn is also well known as a dependable “no” vote on any measure having to do with taxes or expenditures. What is not so well known is that Norris, who publicly deplored what he called the “mob” of a year ago and accused Blackburn of “yelling fire in a crowded theater,” has a voting record which matches his rival’s in almost every particular.

In point of fact, if there is any legislator who can be said to be to the right of Blackburn on tax-and-spending measures, it is Norris and Norris alone. Though he voted against the final bare-bones appropriations bill of a year ago (along with such eminent income-tax advocates as Lebanon Democrat Bob Rochelle), Norris proclaimed that he did so because too much money (especially in one-time-only tobacco-settlement funds) had been appropriated, not too little! It was a singular position; Blackburn, like most of the Assembly’s income-tax opponents, had voted to approve the no-new-taxes budget.

The essential difference between Norris and Blackburn as politicians, however, is to be found not so much in policy differences, which are minimal, but in their radically different styles. Blackburn is proud of her reputation as an uncomplicated obstructionist and dedicated foe of liberalism; in the state Senate, as on the Shelby County Commission before that, Norris prefers to be seen as a studious sort who is both accommodating and reasonable — even, or perhaps especially, with colleagues of the other party or the opposite persuasion. He rarely, however, deviates from his highly conservative base positions.

Of course, Norris and Blackburn are by no means alone among the 7th District Republican candidates in their advocacy of a tightly restricted, minimally funded and empowered government. The rest of the field — which includes Memphis lawyer David Kustoff, who directed George Bush‘s successful campaign in Tennessee in 2000, and Nashville lawyer Forrest Shoaf — is more or less like-minded.

None is more so than another candidate, Memphis city councilman Brent Taylor, who seems to have determined that Norris is a major obstacle to his own election hopes and, accordingly, has unloosed a series of blasts at the Collierville senator in recent weeks.

Most recent was a Taylor mailout last week which virtually depicted Norris as a mad taxer. Alongside a column which uses Taylor’s council voting record and quotes from him to establish a rigidly antitax posture, the mailout juxtaposes apparent facts and quotes that suggest the opposite about Norris.

It is a tactic much like that which Flinn used against Scroggs so successfully in the GOP mayoral primary of two months ago; what makes Taylor’s mailout especially interesting is that the “evidence” he amasses against Norris can just as easily be seen as making a case for Norris’ cleverness in concealing his real, quite conservative motives.

As two examples, Taylor cites a Norris vote for a property-tax increase while on the commission; Norris maintains that his vote was for the lesser of two proposed increases and that he jumped off the bus in any case before the third reading of the ordinance; Taylor notes Norris’ “pairing” with tax proponent Rochelle in last year’s eleventh-hour legislative negotiations but does not explore the very real possibility that Norris was there to block the Lebanon Democrat’s designs.

Those familiar with Norris’ methods recognize in these and the other examples cited in Taylor’s mailout an artful dissembler and tactician, not the unwitting dupe or guileful hypocrite he is portrayed as. n

But Taylor’s mailout is shrewd in the same way that Flinn’s was, and Norris knows how that story came out. If any of Taylor’s case against Norris should end up sticking, it will underline the essential irony of the Collierville senator’s predicament.

Considering how skillful this artful diplomat is in seeming to his actual ideological opponents be one thing while actually being another, it would be a weird kind of poetic justice if an ideological first cousin like Taylor could manage to seal him up in his own disguise.


Doubting A C

Herenton takes an unenthusiastic view of candidate Wharton’s campaign strategy.

The new A C Wharton commercials are up, and so far, the Shelby County Public Defender seems to be making the pitch for his mayoral campaign mainly to suburban voters — or at least to white ones.

One ad shows the candidate making nice to the county’s outlying municipalities, uttering dithyrambs on the order of “getting it together/to get the best out of all of us .” Another has Bill Morris, a former county mayor who always played well in the outlying areas, offering his personal testimonial to Wharton.

This approach leaves current Memphis mayor Willie Herenton cold, it is quite reliably reported, and His Honor also is said to be convinced that white suburban voters won’t be moved this way or that by it, that the number of potential white voters for the African-American Democratic nominee is the same as the number of actual white voters, regardless of the advertising approach taken by Wharton.

On the other hand — or so the mayor’s thinking is summarized — African-American voters themselves are being taken for granted by the Democratic candidate, and this at a time when the August 1st ballot provides no race beyond the one for mayor itself that might drive a large county vote among blacks or Democrats. Herenton, a Wharton supporter, is said to regard the inner-city electorate’s mood as “flat” and likely to stay that way so long as Wharton declines to attempt to arouse what should be his natural base and maintains an all-things-to-all-people posture.

Herenton has made no secret either of his disdain for this approach or of his disappointment that his standing offers to become an active presence in the Wharton campaign have so far been ignored. “A C’s keeping his distance from me and from the Democrats” is a statement the mayor has made several times of late to intimates.

Contrasting Wharton’s election strategy with his own of 1991, when inner-city voters were disproportionately cultivated, the Memphis mayor has predicted a neck-and-neck outcome in the current race between Wharton and Republican nominee George Flinn.

And he further prophesies that connections will be made between himself and Wharton, his former two-time campaign manager, whether the Democratic nominee likes it or not, and that they will be made by the Republican opposition, which Herenton thinks will do what it can in the last week or two to link the would-be black mayor of the whole county with the existing one of the city.

* GOP mayoral nominee Flinn meanwhile has his own problems. Rumors persist that various ranking Republicans intend to line up with Wharton, and at least one — former state representative and county road supervisor Ed Haley — has already done so, hosting a fish fry in Millington for the Democratic nominee over the weekend.

Moreover, Wharton and his supporters are doing their best, both publicly and privately, to maximize concerns about Flinn’s seeming reluctance to engage Wharton in prolonged debates without fixed ground rules. But Flinn spokesperson Cary Rodgers maintains that her candidate’s highly publicized absence from a forthcoming League of Voters debate is due solely to a long-scheduled Flinn fund-raising affair, and the campaign made a point on Monday of putting out a press release beating the drums for a televised debate, on Fox Channel 13, which Flinn will participate in on July 25th.

* 7th District congressman Ed Bryant is making the most out of a bump in his poll ratings against former governor Lamar Alexander in their GOP primary contest for the U.S. Senate. Bryant, who admittedly started the race some 40 points behind Alexander, who was much better known statewide, cites a considerably closed gap in several current press releases and in recent remarks on the stump.

“The numbers are changing now,” the congressman told supporters at a luncheon in his honor Monday at the Holiday Inn on Central Avenue. Bryant then related figures from a new poll his campaign had commissioned from Public Opinion Strategies of Alexandria,Virginia, showing Alexander at 49 percent and himself at 37 percent.

The point was reinforced by U.S. Senator Sam Brownback (R-Kansas), a former Bryant roommate in the mid-1990s when they were both freshman congressmen in Washington. Brownback warmed up the crowd with stories of how he had come from 28 points behind in his 1996 Senate primary race against a favored and better-known candidate.

* Expect a major announcement this week or next from state Representative Tre Hargett, who has been considering both a contest for the position of House Republican Leader in the next session of the General Assembly or a race for mayor of Bartlett. Friends suggest the latter is most probable.

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The California-based all-female four-piece Erase Errata hit town this week carrying with them a string of dubious comparisons to bands such as Public Image Limited and Gang Of Four. Well, Erase Errata’s sound is a lot messier than those groove-oriented post-punks. Instead, judging from the band’s debut album Other Animals, Erase Errata sounds like a more arty strain of riot-girl. The band traffics in antsy, tense punk-funk with taut, angular guitar lines and everygirl vocal chants. At times (see “High Society”), the band’s kitchen-sink art-skronk evokes Captain Beefheart as much as any similar guitar-bass-drums indie band. Other Animals comes across as a compelling work in progress, but Erase Errata are reportedly a pretty hot live band. And their local tag-team partners this week, The Lost Sounds,need no qualifier when it comes to the intensity of their live set. With this double bill Sunday, July 14th, at the Hi-Tone Café serving as an unofficial release party for that band’s most recent release, an outtakes and demos record, the Lost Sounds are likely to set a pretty high standard for their out-of-town colleagues to live up to.

Chris Herrington

If you don’t already own a copy of the Ray Price album Nightlife, by all means, rush out and get one. It’s a breakthrough album where lush, smoky jazz meets hard-corn honky tonk, and it might be the single greatest country album of all time. It begins with Price thanking his fans for being so kind and introducing what he believed to be a new kind of country music: more suave and sophisticated. The first, iconic track, Price says, is “by a boy from down Texas way.” That boy was Willie Nelson, then Price’s sideman in the Cherokee Cowboys. Nelson’s uniquely expressive voice, both as songwriter and performer, have made him a national treasure. He never lost track of his country roots, even as his music shifted in a decidedly Waitsian direction with the release of 1998’s Teatro, his best album of the ’90s. It almost seems silly to recommend such a known commodity as Willie Nelson, especially since his constant touring brings him our way so often, but by golly, he’s worth it. Just like Merle Haggard or George Jones, you should see him every chance you get. Catch Willie at the Grand Casino on Friday, July 12th, with current Nashville darling Lee Ann Womack and ask him if we can get Buck Owens touring again. — Chris Davis

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Fine China

The Chinese government requires that zoos hoping to someday house giant pandas have, in addition to multiple indoor and outdoor exhibit areas, a more private outdoor space where the pandas won’t be bothered by pesky visitors. The endangered creatures are rather sensitive, it seems.

“It’s so the pandas can relax,” says Carrie Strehlau, communications specialist for the Memphis Zoo. “For example, if the mother has a baby, it’s somewhere for them to be outside and away from the public.”

The Memphis Zoo now has just such a private space for sensitive pandas. In fact, all the things you need to house giant pandas are present in the zoo’s new China exhibit, an eye-popping addition created by Design Consortium, a New Orleans architectural firm that specializes in building zoos. And when the zoo celebrates the grand opening of its China exhibit on Saturday, there will be acrobats and tai chi classes, Chinese crafts, calligraphy, and cooking demonstrations. A magic show will be performed to mystify the crowd. After dark, there will be, in the great Chinese tradition, a breathtaking fireworks display. But for all of this pomp and pageantry, sadly enough, there will be no giant pandas. Well, unless you count the ice carving over by the reflecting pool. While zoo officials remain confident, no one can say for sure that there ever will be any giant pandas. All they can do is wait and hope.

“We are continuing to work very closely with all the right people in China and the United States to push forward the loan process,” Strehlau says. “But it’s up to the Chinese government, and we knew that going into it. They have received our research plan, and that’s a big part of it. We’re sending pictures and getting people excited about it. We have a letter of intent, and every zoo that has had a letter of intent has received giant pandas. So we’re all very hopeful that it’s not an if but a when situation. And we knew there was a chance that we wouldn’t have giant pandas when we opened the exhibit.”

While the loan situation may be frustrating, Strehlau reminds that the real focus of this new exhibit isn’t giant pandas anyway. It’s China. “We feel like it is representative of the country,” she says. “It’s a great educational exhibit about not just animals but also history and culture. And besides, people will be seeing more animals [than they would otherwise] while we are waiting for word on the giant pandas.”

Rather than leave the half-dozen or so exhibit spaces prepared in anticipation of giant pandas empty, the zoo has filled those spaces with yaks, Tibetan moon bears, and binturongs, nocturnal tree- dwelling mammals from the forests of southeast Asia, Malaysia, and Indonesia. (The binturongs were, however, borrowed from the zoo’s Creatures Of the Night exhibit.) There will also be a pair of female red pandas similar to but larger than the subspecies of red panda that inhabit the trees in Cat Country. The new pair will be easier to find, according to Strehlau, as they are much larger and won’t have nearly as many places to hide.

The exhibit will also feature an abundance of Chinese goldfish in the ornamental pond, three species of pheasants, and numerous other types of fowl, including ducks, white-crested laughing thrushes, and magpies. White-cheeked gibbons will unleash their warbling shrieks from the exhibit’s highest points, making the zoo an exponentially noisier place.

“The zoo is going to be twice as loud now,” Strehlau says. “Because Primate canyon is close to the China exhibit, we have this feeling that the siamangs are going to hear the white-cheeked gibbons and they are going to talk to each other.” For those who may not know, the siamangs are the rather acrobatic monkeys whose virtually incessant howling is the jungle equivalent of a police siren.

The exhibit also boasts a crooked Chinese spirit bridge (designed so that evil spirits can’t follow you across), a teahouse (available for parties), an ethnic food court, and a carousel inspired by and devoted to endangered species.

“We tried to keep as much feng shui in as possible,” Strehlau says of the China exhibit design. “We have [a solitary] tree in our courtyard because apparently, in China, it’s good luck to have just one tree in your courtyard. It looks kind of funny, but there is a story there.”

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Shootout At the SEC

Task force to oversee Southeastern Conference.

By Ron Martin

When Mike Slive was introduced as the commissioner of the Southeastern Conference, the theme song from the old television show Gunsmoke should’ve been playing in the background.

“The perception of justice is as important as justice itself,” said Slive after announcing he will create a task force to oversee the rogue schools of the toughest conference east of the Pecos.

The biggest non-secret in college sports is why Mike Slive was named as the replacement for Roy Kramer: The SEC needs a Judge Roy Bean. The cattle rustlers have taken over the town; the lawless outnumber the lawful. The schoolmarm (Vanderbilt) is afraid to venture into town. Slive’s first order of business should be to nail a sign outside his Birmingham jail (SEC office) stating, “Check your guns at the door.”

Because Alabama and Kentucky are already on the convicted list and not eligible for post-season play and Tennessee, Arkansas, and LSU are in the investigation mode, the presidents are trying to take control of the conference from the athletic directors. The upcoming battle will make the gunfight at the O.K. Corral look like a church social.

The SEC presidents are trying to prove with their actions their intent to become a law-abiding conference. Slive is perfect for the task. He has lived on both sides of the fence — as a conference commissioner-policing member school and as a lawyer who’s defended those who tried to play on easy street.

Remember this: A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse.

Now that Slive has moved on to greener pastures, who will the presidents of C-USA pick to lead the conference that counts the University of Memphis as a member? Their needs are totally different from those of the SEC. C-USA is at a crossroads. It is too big yet too small. The tail is wagging the dog. A “yes man” is not the answer. The presidents should remain in control of the conference, but the new commissioner will need a strong will and comprehensive new ideas.

Slive’s legacy of assuring five bowl trips for conference members looks great on paper, but in reality, three of the bowls are in their infancy and need partners as bad as the conference needs them. A 12th football school is needed, and the four basketball-only schools should be given notice. A championship football game is also a must, but that can’t happen until the conference decides it wants to be more than just a basketball conference. C-USA is supposed to be an all-sport conference. Until that philosophy is acted upon, it will remain what it is today: a wanna-be.

This is a great opportunity to start fresh. The right commissioner can do that for C-USA. The place to start looking is the Mountain West Conference. Under Craig Thompson’s leadership, that conference has marched into areas that many said were off-limits. If he can do it there, he can do it for C-USA. Oops, did I just endorse him? It wasn’t my intent. Or was it?

Flyers The last-minute maneuvering by interested parties during the state’s budget crisis included some by UT football coach Phil Fulmer. A few lawmakers said they were reminded of their season-ticket status and how important it was for football players to attend summer-school sessions to maintain their eligibility.

When the state furloughs occurred, UT women’s basketball coach Pat Summit reminded lawmakers she was losing her recruiting advantage because she couldn’t travel during the three-week “touch the athlete” season. One day later, the budget was passed and Summit was on the road.

Ramblings During this wheeling-and-dealing period of the Grizzlies’ off-season, one name is never mentioned: Lorenzen Wright. Could there be a reason? … Verties Sails should receive a lifetime-achievement award for his contribution to Memphis basketball and the lives he’s touched in a positive way … Albert Means, a name we’ll soon see in the headlines again.


Dig It!

New Grizzlies arena on schedule so far.

By James P. Hill

Point guard Eddie Gill races down court and throws the ball inside to a slashing Drew Gooden, who grabs it out of the sky and jams it down for two points. Slam dunk! You dig it?

As the new-look Memphis Grizzlies continue trying to build a team that can compete against the NBA’s elite, the site of their new Grizzlies Den is being invaded by construction workers, bulldozers, and dump trucks. As the trucks haul away tons of dirt and gravel, Grizzlies owner Michael Heisley is very upbeat about the project. “I feel it’s going to be great, not just for the city of Memphis but for the whole surrounding area,” he says. Smiling as he looks at the fenced-off section downtown between Third and Fourth streets, he adds, “I think it’s going to bring the community together, and it’s also going to be a landmark for the city.”

Some of the amenities planned for the multipurpose sports-and-entertainment venue include 2,500 club seats, four party suites, 80 luxury boxes, a sports bar with a patio, two restaurants, and a team store. The arena will seat 18,400 people for basketball games; concert seating will range from 3,500 to 19,000. For ice events, the arena should seat at least 12,500. Authorities maintain the arena project is on schedule to finish on time. The groundbreaking began in late June; construction should begin in September, after excavation is completed. Officials are now targeting September 2004 for the opening.

Grizzlies president of operations Jerry West is also enthusiastic about the positive effect the new arena can have on the Memphis economy and the team. West reflected on when the Los Angeles Lakers moved from Inglewood to the Staples Center, located in an older section of downtown Los Angeles, much like the site of the new arena here. “It worked out to be a success not only for the Lakers but for the city of Los Angeles,” says West. “There is going to be an enormous retail/commercial area around this arena. And I think Mr. Heisley is going to allow us to do some things financially that will help us bring a better team to Memphis.”

Memphis mayor Willie Herenton looks at the new arena as one way to market Memphis worldwide. “This arena represents the largest public-building project in the history of this city — a $250 million state-of-the-art arena,” he says. “The Tyson-Lewis fight helped to give Memphis national visibility, and the Grizzlies are helping to give Memphis national visibility.”

Playing in a new arena might also offer on-court benefits for the Grizzlies. In the NBA, a strong home-court advantage adds up to more wins. Scott Roth, Grizzlies assistant coach and former NBA player with the Jazz, Spurs, and Timberwolves, reflects on the excitement and success he was a part of in Minneapolis. “We set an attendance record there for an expansion team, and it was wonderful,” says Roth. “It’s exciting coming up here and seeing this piece of property. I’ve never seen it this way, and it’s gonna sit beautifully in the city.”

Meanwhile, as Drew Gooden and Robert Archibald work their way through summer-league games and Jerry West continues to rebuild the Grizzlies, bulldozers are making room for future fast breaks south of Beale Street. And owner Heisley says he’s growing fonder of his young team and its future in Memphis. “I think we’re going to enjoy the two years leading up to this arena,” he says. “And then, when the arena comes, it’s gonna be like 2000 all over again.”

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Theater Theater Feature

The Aquarium

Some people like to watch, or so I hear. Gives ’em a thrill. They like to sit quietly in the dark, just outside of the spotlight, and watch others go at it. They like to watch actors going at it, feeding on one another, teasing one another, pushing one another harder and harder as they race toward the climax and subsequent denouement. Such people might be interested in a pair of Playhouse on the Square productions, Dinner With Friends at the Playhouse stage and Closer at TheatreWorks. Both are fine actor-driven plays that provide the audience the thrill of peeking in on what should be private, and in some cases rather intimate, moments in the lives of the characters. The subjects at hand are sex and love, two lonely planets which, on occasion, brush very close together as they orbit around the gaseous fireball of the human ego.

Patrick Marber’s Closer, the “edgier” of the two POTS offerings and a mystery of sorts, follows the course of classic erotica, where the protagonists, like Dante’s doomed Epicureans, burn eternally and without cessation for their crimes of pleasure and passion. Donald Margulies’ Dinner With Friends, though firmly rooted in a rather whitebread, middle-class milieu, is in the end more satisfying. It also uses, though more subtly than Closer, various tropes of the potboiler to keep tensions in place, but in this case, the mystery is the disparity between sex and love and our inability to ever really know the people we think we know best. Neither of the two shows is particularly original, but both are prime, sometimes painfully funny examples of how much one may discover even in such familiar territory. Both are testaments to the power of invisible direction and committed ensemble acting, where the only star onstage is the playwright.

Remember all those 1960s jet-set flicks about high times in swinging England, those odes to eternal youth and fashion, which have been distilled over the past 40 years into the grotesque image of the “shagadelic” Austin Powers? Well, forget all of that, baby. In the post-Clinton, neo-Victorian prudery of the age, the class-conscious Closer reads more like Pride and Prejudice than anything by Henry Miller or its more obvious antecedents. Or perhaps it is a latter-day Le Ronde, where desolation, not disease, is the order of the day.

It begins with Alice (the positively disarming Rebecca Gibel), a young stripper who throws herself in front of cars either to kill herself or meet men, whichever comes first. She has a scar on her thigh shaped like a question mark and may not be who she seems, not that it matters. Alice meets an obit writer and would-be novelist (Alex Jacobs) who in turn meets a liberal-minded photographer (Courtney Oliver), thus driving young Alice (or so she claims) into the arms of a doctor/reformed punk-rocker (Ben Hensley) who really just wants to be with the liberal-minded photographer. And so it goes, round and round. It’s about people who use sex rather than have, let alone enjoy, it, and it makes you long for the innocence of the age of Aquarius when sometimes a cigar was just a cigar.

Dinner With Friends follows in the footsteps of innumerable art-house flicks by linking the sensual pleasures of food preparation with the characters’ various sexual predicaments. The emotional landscape of DWF, however, is more like something from Raymond Carver’s What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, which is to say that bitterness and rapture can be one and the same and mysterious tragedies brew where communication fails. It is, on the surface, the story of how a happy family copes with the breakup of their best friends and the little sacrifices that are part and parcel of commitment. It’s the content boiling underneath the surface of this often funny and oddly upsetting play that sets it apart.

Jonathan Lamer does a phenomenal job keeping an unlikable character in the game till the final buzzer. He is boyishly oblivious as Tom, the unfaithful, sex-obsessed husband who may or may not be as bad as he seems. It’s a tightrope performance matched only by his counterpart Kyle Barnette, who, as Gabe, a food writer who reeks with the joys of domesticity, is haunted by the suspicion he is somehow missing out on something important — well, big sex anyway. Kim Justis is excellent, per usual, as Karen, a devoted wife and happy cook who lives in a colorful world but moralizes in black-and-white. Leigh Nichols is likewise fine as Beth, a flaky artist and unfortunate victim of self-actualization.

There is very little in Dinner With Friends that hasn’t been done before, but, somehow, this seemingly straightforward piece about infidelity and fallout manages to be much greater than the sum of its parts. It’s also a fine companion piece to Closer, which is playing only a block away.

Closer and Dinner With Friends through July 28th.

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Opinion Viewpoint

The New Old Al

If, as Plato said, the unexamined life is not worth living, then Al Gore has led one hell of a life. The once and probably future presidential candidate is retooling himself yet again. Last time, he ran as a political mannequin, draped and dressed by this or that consultant, handler, pollster, or color-coordinator — earth tones preferred. This time, he will run as himself — if only, I am obliged to add, he knows who that is.

Once upon a time, that was no mystery. Gore was the congressman and then senator from Tennessee, renowned for his thoughtfulness and his willingness to break the spine of a book and simply ingest it. He wrote books himself, did his own thinking, and made himself master of many subjects, notably the environment and arms control. He became the very model of a United States senator.

Yet that Al Gore was not a natural politician. Something about him — his body language and the appearance that he was lip-synching his own voice — made him a bad presidential candidate the first time out. That was 1988, when he proved himself not ready for prime time.

Trouble was, he repeated his performance in 2000. He kicked away a victory that should have been his. For all of Bill Clinton’s troubles, he gave Gore a pretty good platform to run on — peace, prosperity, and a unified Democratic Party. Still, George W. Bush won the presidency. It was a close race, and Gore won the popular vote, but it says something about both Bush and Gore that most people preferred to move on with Bush than to stick and fight it out for Gore.

Now, Gore promises to reinvent himself once again. “If I had to do it all over again, I’d just let it rip,” he told a breakfast meeting of supporters in Memphis the other day. “To hell with the polls, the tactics, and the rest. I would have poured out my heart and my vision for America’s future.” In other words, the New Al Gore is going back to the Old Al Gore.

Welcome back, I am tempted to say. That Al Gore did indeed have vision and heart. He was a decent man, a thoughtful man, and he had — although he kept it a secret — a winning sense of humor.

Al Gore will never be George Bush. The president is famously comfortable in his own skin — but more and more, I am not. Bush may have felt terrific about his $1.4 trillion tax cut, but it has contributed mightily to the federal deficit and left the government scraping the bottom of the barrel for cash.

Bush may feel terrific about his new foreign policy doctrine — the best defense is a good offense — but it raises more questions than it answers: What happens after Saddam Hussein (or Iraq) is taken out?

Bush has settled into a morally comfy antipathy toward Yasir Arafat — he’s off the Christmas card list — but the president’s spokesmen simply cannot explain what happens if, as expected, the Palestinians reelect Arafat. (Maybe, as with Florida, the Supreme Court will change the results.)

Gore might well have reached some of the same decisions — although not on taxes, that’s for sure. He was one of the few Democrats to vociferously support the Gulf War, and he apparently has few quibbles with Bush’s Iraq policy. But he would have thought out — and could explain — what happens afterward.

Gore, however, is too preoccupied with Gore. He introspects too much, tinkering with what, by now, ought to be a finished product.

Get on with it, Al. Get out on the stump, stop telling us who you are, and start showing us. Maybe the unexamined life is not worth living, but please — at long last — leave the examining to us.

Richard Cohen is a member of the Washington Post Writers Group. His columns frequently appear in the Flyer.

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News News Feature

CITY BEAT

DOWNTOWN OVERKILL

Just what Memphis needed: more special pleading for downtown.

State Rep. Larry Miller, in a guest column in The Commercial Appeal, says that even though an estimated $2 billion in downtown projects are underway, “we need at least that much more in new projects to complete the turnaround. Another $100 million is needed in infrastructure improvements downtown and in the Medical Center.”

Miller is one of many politicians and government employees who have figured out that it is a lot more fun, prestigious, and lucrative to climb on the downtown bandwagon than it is to muddle around in Nashville or the rest of Memphis. He is past chairman of the Center City Commission (CCC) and a member of the New Memphis Arena Public Building Authority (PBA) in addition to being — ho hum, how boring — one of 99 representatives in the General Assembly.

The list of downtown boosters now includes the CCC, Riverfront Development Corporation (RDC), PBA, Memphis Convention & Visitors Bureau, and Memphis Development Foundation. Should they stumble, they can expect help from able developers like Henry Turley, Jack Belz, and John Dudas (a former head of the CCC). Five newspapers, one television station, three of the city’s largest advertising agencies, and the Memphis Regional Chamber of Commerce have their main offices downtown.

Helping to run those agencies is a growing list of full-time and part-time government employees, including three former city division directors (Benny Lendermon of Public Works, John Conroy of Engineering, and Dexter Muller of Planning and Development), two former city council members (Pat Halloran and Jeff Sanford), one former county department head (Dave Bennett of Engineering), and assorted assistants and appointed board members like Miller and state Sen. John Ford. If you want to get something done downtown, you no longer politic the city council. You politic the CCC or the RDC or the PBA.

Why worry about running the whole cumbersome city and county when you can focus all your efforts on a piece that constitutes about 1 percent of the more than 300 square miles in the city of Memphis?

As Memphis annexes yet another chunk of land, it’s becoming clear that geographic size has its problems. With a population of just over 600,000 people spread from the river to Cordova on the east and from Raleigh on the north to Whitehaven on the south, there is no common cause and no critical mass of energy and influence to get things done in older, deteriorating parts of the city.

So Midtown sits on the Sears Building, Crump Stadium, Tim McCarver Stadium, and the Fairgrounds. Whitehaven starves for retail development. Raleigh, Frayser, Fox Meadows, and Hickory Hill watch their public school enrollment decline and their shopping malls close. Frayser needs a railroad to give up an abandoned line so it can replace old factories with golf courses for kids.

All these far-flung places from the past have lost their luster and are no fun to talk about anymore. And nothing’s being done about them because there are always newer places, more glamorous places, more promising places to go when your city is bigger than St. Louis, Atlanta, and Birmingham combined. Stonebridge needs streetlights and police officers. Cordova needs new schools. And downtown needs another $2 billion-plus and may well get it because it has the combined influence of politicians, consultants, the media, and private citizens like Dean and Kristi Jernigan who, as reported here nine months ago, are moving to Europe for an extended stay.

Things are changing so fast in our disposable city that even relatively recent additions like The Pyramid are in danger of becoming obsolete when the new arena opens in two years. The Pyramid shows what can happen when a city channels its taxes and resources into dedicated projects and taxing districts instead of into the general fund. For eight years, it made a modest operating profit. Then, last year, despite the presence of the Memphis Grizzlies and 41 home games, it lost money. There was more money coming in, but it was allocated differently among the Grizzlies, the University of Memphis, the managers of The Pyramid, and the city and county.

A proposal is coming up before the CCC that would make all of downtown a special taxing district, with incremental revenues earmarked only for downtown.

That will be great for downtown residents and all those consultants and boosters who make a living off of some downtown project or cause. But it won’t be much comfort to people in North Memphis, Midtown, Raleigh, Fox Meadows, Cordova, Whitehaven, or Orange Mound.

There is another way to go: Focus on small, relatively inexpensive projects instead of huge ones like a downtown taxing district, the new arena, the trolley, and a land bridge to Mud Island.

Give Mud Island a chance to work as a free park with improved pedestrian access and marketing. Fix its southern tip so it doesn’t look like a sandbar.

Make Joe Royer, dedicated outdoorsman and founder of the Great Mississippi River Canoe and Kayak Race, the unofficial commissioner of riverfront recreation.

Build the riverboat landing at the foot of Tom Lee Park at the entrance to the harbor.

Rebuild the boat ramp for fishermen at the north end of Mud Island.

Invite Memphians and tourists to enjoy the great new sidewalk along Riverside Drive between Tom Lee Park and Jefferson Davis Park. Complete the trail from the National Ornamental Metal Museum to the Mud Island Greenbelt.

Experiment with putting traffic back on the mall.

Knock down the old Baptist Hospital so Pitt Hyde can get to work on something new.

This would help downtown continue to grow and not shortchange the rest of the city. And it wouldn’t cost another $2 billion

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FLINN, WHARTON TRADE JABS– AT A DISTANCE

Democratic county-mayor candidate A C Wharton, who, along with all his surrogates and supporters, has been baiting opponent George Flinn about skipping debate venues, got an answer of sorts from the Republican nominee Wednesday night. But to get it he first had to respond to a Flinn charge that he was a big spender.

In a fund-raising letter that went out to potential donors last month, Flinn had stressed his campaign themes of fiscal solvency and accountability and suggested that “my opponent in the August 1st election has proposed new government spending that will cost you millions and result in additional tax increases [bold in the original].”

Wharton was at first moved to call a press conference for Tuesday morning to deal with “distortions” in the letter but later canceled it. After appearing at a forum in Southeast Memphis Tuesday night, however Ð without Flinn but with Libertarian candidate Bruce Young serving as something of a foil Ð Wharton said he intended to reschedule the press conference and promised a “rapid response strategy” henceforth to any and all charges made by Flinn “a la Larry Scroggs.”

(This last phrase was a reference to some mailouts, sent out by the Flinn campaign during the Republican primary, that characterized the voting record of state Rep. Scroggs, Flinn’s primary opponent, as being too friendly to tax increases.)

Wharton , who at one point in Tuesday night’s forum said he could achieve his governmental aims “without hiring a single new employee,” denied having proposed any new spending for Shelby County government.

Apprised of this later, Flinn responded, “I based my statement on all the concepts and programs and strategies and what-have-you that I’ve heard him talk up during the many times we’ve appeared together during this campaign, which has been something like eight to ten times.”

That was two-responses-in-one from Flinn, who was also indirectly addressing the Wharton camp’s accusations that he’s been ducking debates with the Democratic nominee.

Wharton made repeated references Tuesday night to Flinn’s absence from a number of possible joint appearances, including a forthcoming one sponsored by the League of Women Voters.

After arriving at Asbury United Methodist Church on Mendenhall, site of Tuesday night’s debate, Wharton was told by the debate moderator that the program would be delayed somewhat so that Flinn, who had a prior engagement, could appear.

“Don’t hold your breath,” Wharton responded. “I don’t think the good doctor is going to show. Flinn is not in. The doctor is out.” And he made repeated references during the evening to the importance of “give-and-take” between candidates and audiences at such forums, challenging “my opponent to show up in public and take his chances with real people.”

The two are scheduled to appear together at a televised debate on Fox Channel 13 later this month.

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NOT SO SERIOUS

According to the most recent calendar of events for the Liberty Bowl and Mid-South Fairgrounds, a Lil Bow Wow concert is scheduled for July 25th. Scheduled for the same date: Dog Show setup. Surely they know.

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thursday, 11

All right, I am ready to get rich and get rich fast. And now it seems there are numerous ways to do so. For one thing, you can be a state senator like John Ford and just work whenever you want to, as witnessed by the general public when, with television crews on hand, Senator Ford began screaming at his colleagues, telling them that he would not be working with them over the Fourth of July holiday no matter what, even though the state government had partially shut down, partly because he was not there to cast a vote to keep that from happening. He said he had to come home to Memphis for a “family emergency,” but the media reported that he was reportedly seen at P.F. Chang’s with a group of businessmen. My question is: Which family? He seems to have them everywhere — except P.F. Chang’s, as far as anyone knows. BUT it’s anyone’s guess. At any rate, seems like a peachy job to me. Then I read that obesity treatment is tax-deductible. I have been on a diet since the age of 6, and that was more than 30 years ago, and I do believe that for all of my past efforts to lose weight, I should be compensated. Obesity, they say, is now considered a disease, as is alcoholism and excessive smoking. I can feel the breeze coming off the ocean at my Palm Beach mansion now. I thought maybe if I could prove I was crazy, I might start getting a big fat check. And I really did think I was going crazy because of some kind of thing that now causes me to become very dizzy and almost faint while in traffic. And now that the medical tests are over and I know that, while I still might be crazy, I am otherwise as healthy as a horse, I must tell you about the battery of tests I had to undergo to determine all this. One was a brain-scan kind of thing (I guess to make sure I have one). One of the first things you have to do is hyperventilate by means of a breathing exercise in order to achieve a state of sleep-like calm. Right. It was the kind of breathing you might see a dog doing after running eight miles chasing a cat. Then, while you are about to pass out from the breathing, they ask you some basic questions. I was fine answering the first two: What is your name? What is the date? But then they haaaaad to go and ask me, Who is the president of the United States? At that point, I stopped dead in my EEG tracks. I really and truly found it hard to utter his name, which, when I finally did, included the word “unfortunately” as part of it. Sure that that would send the old scanner off the track and the test would come back telling me something was terribly wrong, I forged ahead. They then put some kind of strobe light in front of my eyes and made me scan a laminated magazine page from left to right while the light blinked on and off, nearly blinding me temporarily. Well, as it turns out, the page was from some celebrity rag, and it was just a page of photos. So as I began to scan the page, the second image my eyes landed on was one of, yes, Matt Lauer with his new haircut. So much for the scanning. I just stopped and stared, trying to make up my mind about the new ‘do. This took a long time, and I didn’t really scan the page as requested. Again, I assumed the test would show brain damage or something really wrong and I would begin to receive very large amounts of money from the government or some agency that helps out crazy people. But it all worked out fine and their little test tricks didn’t work on me. So here I am. No payola from being a state senator who works whenever he likes. No payola from all the years of the many diets. No payola from having brain damage or being crazy. I guess I’ll just have to wait until someone finally just pays me to shut up. Any takers? In the meantime, here’s a brief look at what’s going on around town this week. Tonight, there’s a screening at the Malco Majestic Theater of the new hip-hop documentary Hip Hop: The New World Order, a film by Muhammida El Muhajir, which delves into hip hop’s influence on global youth and popular culture. The Memphis Redbirds are playing Nashville tonight at AutoZone Park. The Teresa Pate Jazz Trio is in the M Bar at Melange. And if you have friends in town or just haven’t been down to hear him lately yourself,James Govan & The Boogie Blues Band are playing at Rum Boogie tonight.