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FOOD FIGHT

Things are heating up between restaurants in Cooper-Young, and we’re not talking about tasty vittles either.

On Saturday, June 29th, Dr. Michael Counce and his partner Paul Mitchell, owners of Cafe Olé, placed flyers in their windows and inserted them into their menus. The flyers explain that Cafe Olé has an exclusive lease for the parking lot behind their building. They further explain that because patrons of other Cooper-Young businesses use their parking lot freely, they will begin to charge a $5 parking fee redeemable for $5 worth of product at Cafe Olé.

Though all Cooper-Young businesses are implicated, Tiger Bryant, owner of the Young Avenue Deli next to Cafe Olé, and Karen Blockman Carrier, owner of the as-yet-unopened Beauty Shop restaurant across Cooper, were singled out as chiefly responsible for this decision.

Signs designating it as private have since been erected at the entrance to Cafe Olé’s parking lot and vehicles have already been towed away. On Saturday night, Bryant paid $175 to the towing company to release one patron’s vehicle. Claims concerning damage to towed vehicles remain unverified. Towing continued even after Cafe Olé closed for the evening.

Neither Carrier nor Bryant knew that they had been named on Cafe Olé’s flyers until they were contacted for this story. Both have contacted their attorneys, claiming the flyers might constitute libel.

Carrier, who will not open her newest restaurant for at least another week, had a well-attended “soft opening” on Saturday night. She and Bryant have small parking lots adjacent to their businesses and both rent additional parking space from First Congregational Church just south of their businesses.

“I can’t control the world,” Carrier says. “I can’t be responsible for where my customers park. [Cooper-Young] is a destination. People will have drinks at [one restaurant], dinner [at another], and dessert [at another]. That’s how it should work. This kind of thing just hurts all of us.”

According to Bryant, his own parking lot is regularly half-full of Cafe Olé’s patrons. “But we don’t tow,” he says. “And we’re not going to start towing. The way we look at it, the more businesses that open here, the better everyone does.”

Parking has been an ongoing issue between Cafe Olé and Young Avenue Deli, and in recent weeks, harsh words have been exchanged between representatives of Cafe Olé and the Beauty Shop.

“We want to welcome Karen to the neighborhood,” Counce says. “And we hope she does well. We just can’t be responsible for parking for all of Cooper-Young.”

No one from the Cooper-Young Business Association was available for comment about the parking feud. The district is zoned as light-commercial, which means that all restaurant owners must meet certain parking requirements prior to opening. Both Carrier and Bryant have met these standards.

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LET’S GET SERIOUS

In light of our patriotic holiday this week and the world-wide terrorist alert with which it coincides, the Fly would like to temporarily suspend his license to poke fun and seriously consider a topic of great controversy: the Pledge of Allegiance. Alarms have been sounded since pledge was deemed unconstitutional because of the phrase under God. Christians, including President George W. Bush, who has claimed that all of our rights as Americans are derived from the Almighty, are outraged by this decision.

In a government of the people, by the people, and for the people, the flag is an abstract representation, not of geographical boundaries or a strict national policy but the collective ideas and actions of all Americans: monotheistic, polytheistic, and willfully heretical. To force, no matter how subtly, religious concepts into the mouths and minds of Americans naturally creates divisiveness, and to even pretend that we are specifically a Christian nation is in total opposition to the precepts of our founding fathers and mothers.

When we pledge our allegiance to the flag, we are pledging allegiance to our Fellow Americans. All of them. That s what makes our nation indivisible and strong. As we are fighting what appears to be an open-ended war against an enemy that cannot be defined as a nation or represent4ed by a flag, and whose greatest strengths may be found in our greatest weaknesses, now is not the time to separate into factions over our religious differences and their ideally nonexistent relationship to government. After all, extreme fundamentalists and the belief that religion equals government define the very nature of our enemy.

Perhaps it s time to put away the idea of pledging allegiance to symbols and instead pledge allegiance to something more concrete, like the constitution. If we recited the Bill of Rights daily, we would all have a better understanding of what it means to be American, and we would prove that allegiance, the close kin of faith, does not have to be blind.

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sunday, 7

Di Anne Price & Her Boyfriends this afternoon followed by The Rhythm Hounds at Huey s Downtown. And The Memphis Jazz Orchestra is at Alfred s on Beale.

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MORE THAN A BLIP

And the Surrounding Mountains

Radar Brothers

(Merge)

In writing about the Radar Brothers, the biggest challenge, one that I am about to muff splendidly in this very sentence, is to avoid comparing them to Pink Floyd. But to deny the inflatable pig that hovers in your consciousness as you listen to And the Surrounding Mountains would be knavish. Now I know that “progressive rock” has gained a little credibility in the last couple of years, but no one, not even the proggiest of proglodytes, lauds poor Floyd. In fact, it is hard to understate the achievement of the Radar Brothers: They are an extremely listenable, inspirational, and, most of all, guilt-free updating of Pink Floyd. Gone are the Orwellian harangues, the study-hall antiestablishmentarianism, and the bloated arrangements. And I’m not even going to mention the dismal dregs that were Floyd’s releases in the late ’80s and early ’90s — The Division Bell and The Delicate Sound of Phoning It In. The Radar Brothers’ And the Surrounding Mountains retains the mournful majesty, the spacebound introspection, and those amazing songs that imperceptibly swell with grandeur.

It’s been three years since the Radar Brothers’ last album, The Singing Hatchet, and the most obvious improvement has been in the production, all of which was overseen by lead brother Jim Putnam in his renovated home studio. The amount of time put into this endeavor is easy to discern. And the Surrounding Mountains is an incredibly lush recording; its sonic strata recall the neutral-hued layers of the desertscapes that adorn the front cover. With song titles populated by so many family members — “You and the Father,” “Sisters,” “Uncles,” and “Mothers” — the album has the mood of a trip home for the holidays — only without the esophagus-clogging shame and self-loathing.

The Radar Brothers, due to their somnambulatory gait, also get lumped in with bands like Low and Codeine in the unfortunately titled “slowcore” genre. I prefer the term used by the Radar Brothers themselves — “sophisticated minimalism.” Imagine if Neil Young’s Crazy Horse got all sophisticatedly minimal and sent all of their chunky riffs to a rich-kid fat camp to slim down. Well, for one thing, they’d have to change their name to Fancy White Pony or something, but they would also sound a little like the Radar Brothers. —

Grade: A

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saturday, 6

Funny, funny, funny man Robin Williams is doing a one-man stand-up show at The Orpheum tonight. The Nora Burns Band featuring special guest Tommy Volinchak is at Kudzu s tonight. Back at the Blue Monkey, it s live music by The Mudflaps (more of Memphis finest). And speaking of Memphis finest, I understand but could be wrong that they basically appeal to the college crowd, but I love the band Ingram Hill and have seen them live twice and they do know how to put on a show, particularly that lead singer, who is bound to be going places and knows how to work a crowd like no one I ve seen in a long time. They are playing an all-ages show at the New Daisy tonight.

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TAX-REFORM LEADER SUSPENDS REELECTION EFFORT

As the Tennessee legislature adjourned this week , after passing a sales-tax extension of almost one billion dollars and forsaking a state income tax, the three leaders of the tax reform effort were all visibly chastened.

Governor Don Sundquist spoke glumly of having taken “my best shot” in acknowledging the failure of his tax-reform effort, and state House Speaker Jimmy Naifeh, though vowing to keep up the fight, acknowledged to reporters that it seemed further away than ever.

The third member of that leadership trio, state Sen. Robert Rochelle (D-Lebanon), may be the latest casualty of the tax-reform defeat and of the legislative tensions and disappointments that have characterized the last four years of the General Assembly in Nashville.

Not long after the legislature adjourned on the afternoon of July 4th, the eminent Democratic senator, who became the most forthright and determined legislative advocate of a state income tax, spoke with the Flyer about his forebodings concerning his reelection campaign, which matches him against Republican state representative Mae Beavers, a foe of the income tax (and most other varieties, as well). Rochelle, a Vietnam combat veteran, seemed depressed about the end of his immediate tax-reform hopes and talked of “rowdy” opposition to his election efforts. Not long afterward, he released this statement:

“With the close of the General Assembly, I am going to take a break, get some rest and think about what I want to do next. I am very disappointed that we were unable to stop a sales tax increase that unfairly burdens working families of Tennessee.

“All Tennesseans are going to feel the crush of this increased tax. As these working families learn to deal with the stress of having to make ends meet while others get away without paying their fair share, my family is learning to cope with the stress of having people threaten my wife and my children. As recently as this week, my wife received another violent, threatening phone call. It is hard to describe the emotions felt when your family is harassed.

“I have chosen to suspend my re-election campaign to reflect with family and friends. I would like to have this opportunity to think through whether or not I wish to continue my service in the Senate.

My concern is that the people’s only choice will be a “do-nothing” legislator, a person who is championed by such a cruel supporter. All of these factors will weigh on my decision.

“I have informed the Senate Democratic Caucus Chairman of my actions. After talking with my family, I will decide whether to continue to pursue my service to the State of Tennessee. Until I announce my future intentions I’m asking people not to send contributions to my campaign.”

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OTHER PEOPLE’S PROBLEMS

A FATEFUL STEP (OR TWO)

Listen:

Since I was little, my parents and I have been putting money into a jar we call my wedding fund. They’ve always wanted me to have a really beautiful wedding and didn’t want me to worry about how I would pay for it. Last time I saw a statement from the bank, I had about $30K in the account.

I got engaged in May and my parents were dying to meet him so we took a weekend off and went to visit them. They seemed to really like Brian when they first met him and kept talking about the wedding fund. I’ve always wanted “the big wedding” and the more we talked about it, the more excited I was. I already had my dress picked out. I knew what my colors were and the hotel where we were going to have the ceremony.

At some point, Brian mentioned his kids. He’s got two. They’re so sweet. They’re about 3 and 5, so they don’t have any problems calling me Mommy.

My parents have always been concerned about me being a stepmother. When Brian told my parents that the boys have two different mothers and that he wasn’t married to either of the women, though, they lost it. They said they would never consent to me marrying someone who had two illegitimate children. When I told them I was going to do it anyway, they told me to go ahead, but I wasn’t getting any of the wedding fund.

I’m so angry that we haven’t spoken in weeks. It’s not about the money. It’s about the wedding. I deserve to have the wedding I want. Brian and I have already started making plans and without the wedding fund, we can’t go through with any of them. I also can’t believe they’re being this irrational. They met him. They liked him. So what that he wasn’t married to his kids’ mothers?

I want to make peace with my parents and I want them to be at our wedding, but I’m not sure how to make it all work. Any ideas?

Signed,

A Reformed Player’s Fiancee,/b>

Okay:

What did you first think when he told you about his children? Or when he revealed that they were two different mothers, neither of which he was married to? And, more importantly, when did he tell you about all this? On the first date? The second? The 24th?

It’s a changing world. There are some taboos of yesteryear that simply aren’t taboos anymore. Or aren’t as taboo. Instead these taboos have become another fact of life, so common that to think about them too long or too hard is just tiring. What I’m trying to say is: regardless of whether or not illegitimate children are “okay” now, the idea that he would have an illegitimate child still makes him seem irresponsible and lazy. Okay, maybe he and the baby’s mama were in love and there was an accident. But maybe he was just looking for some booty and didn’t care whether or not there was protection. Maybe he was a player.

Add to that fact that he had TWO illegitimate children and “it was an accident” seems a little unlikely. My guess is that you found out about his kids’ origins long after you were in love with him; safely nestled in your land-of-love, you saw the whole thing with rosy glasses.

But your parents hadn’t known him a weekend before they found out. It’s not as if they’re thinking, “What do we know about our daughter’s fiance? Well, he takes his coffee black and he’s impregnated two different women. What a good match she’s made.” They’re worried about you. They don’t want to see you make a mistake; as hard as marriage is to enter into, it’s even harder to exit out of.

I’m feeling cranky, but I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt that your guy isn’t shiftless and undependable. We all make mistakes, especially when we’re younger. Maybe he’s grown out of his wandering ways.

My advice is to postpone the wedding and give your family some time to get to know him, the kids, the other mothers. Let them learn about their new millennial-age family. Once they know Brian, I’m sure they’ll really like him. Then, maybe they’ll even hand over the fund.

Just make sure you don’t get pregnant before then.

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Case Closed?

Shooting suspect’s lawyer raises questions.

By Janel Davis

Attorney Jeffrey Jones is not ready to concede that his client, Harold Noel, is a murderer. Noel is the suspect charged in the June 21st murder of Memphis lawyer Robert Friedman.

According to Jones, several inconsistencies surrounding the homicide lend reasonable doubt to his client’s guilt, including eyewitness descriptions that Jones says are not consistent with Noel’s description. “One witness supposedly described the shooter as having corn rows,” says Jones. “My client is in the 50-year-old age range and told me that he has never had corn rows or anything resembling corn rows on his head.” Jones says he has also interviewed several alibi witnesses placing Noel somewhere other than the location of the shooting, the parking garage at 100 North Main.

Jones also cites a surveillance video of the parking garage that shows the suspect walking to a car and fleeing the scene. The person in the video is taller and does not fit Noel’s description, according to Jones.

“There is considerable belief in the legal community that Mr. Noel didn’t kill Mr. Friedman. It was reiterated to me time and time again that in virtually every case [Friedman] handled, he left behind lawyers, clients, and witnesses who had ill will or ill motive toward him,” says Jones. “I’m by no means saying that Friedman deserved murder. No one deserves that. But if dozens of lawyers, ex-clients, and ordinary folks had a motive, then who knows?” He says that Noel’s reported confession to the murder may have been coerced by the police.

Jones is known for representing difficult cases. His current caseload includes one of the four men charged in the recent Tennessee driver’s license fraud, a suspect charged in the “Candyman” child-pornography case, and several large-quantity drug cases. “A lawyer goes where the cases go, and in the last three or four months, I’ve had my share of hard cases,” says Jones. He says Noel’s family retained his services for this case.

Although Jones has his suspicions, homicide supervisor Lt. Walter Norris says the police are 99 percent certain that Noel is the correct and only suspect..

Assistant District Attorney Paul Goodman was unable to be reached for comment.

Noel is currently being held without bond and is scheduled for a July 17th preliminary hearing.

“We just want to remind everyone, including the press, that there is a presumption of innocence until proven guilty,” says Jones.


Food Fight

Parking causes rift between businesses in Cooper-Young.

By Chris Davis

Things are heating up between restaurants in Cooper-Young, and we’re not talking about tasty vittles either.

On Saturday, June 29th, Dr. Michael Counce and his partner Paul Mitchell, owners of Cafe OlÇ, placed flyers in their windows and inserted them into their menus. The flyers explain that Cafe OlÇ has an exclusive lease for the parking lot behind their building. They further explain that because patrons of other Cooper-Young businesses use their parking lot freely, they will begin to charge a $5 parking fee redeemable for $5 worth of product at Cafe OlÇ.

Though all Cooper-Young businesses are implicated, Tiger Bryant, owner of the Young Avenue Deli next to Cafe OlÇ, and Karen Blockman Carrier, owner of the as-yet-unopened Beauty Shop restaurant across Cooper, were singled out as chiefly responsible for this decision.

Signs designating it as private have since been erected at the entrance to Cafe OlÇ’s parking lot and vehicles have already been towed away. On Saturday night, Bryant paid $175 to the towing company to release one patron’s vehicle. Claims concerning damage to towed vehicles remain unverified. Towing continued even after Cafe OlÇ closed for the evening.

Neither Carrier nor Bryant knew that they had been named on Cafe OlÇ’s flyers until they were contacted for this story. Both have contacted their attorneys, claiming the flyers might constitute libel.

Carrier, who will not open her newest restaurant for at least another week, had a well-attended “soft opening” on Saturday night. She and Bryant have small parking lots adjacent to their businesses and both rent additional parking space from First Congregational Church just south of their businesses.

“I can’t control the world,” Carrier says. “I can’t be responsible for where my customers park. [Cooper-Young] is a destination. People will have drinks at [one restaurant], dinner [at another], and dessert [at another]. That’s how it should work. This kind of thing just hurts all of us.”

According to Bryant, his own parking lot is regularly half-full of Cafe OlÇ’s patrons. “But we don’t tow,” he says. “And we’re not going to start towing. The way we look at it, the more businesses that open here, the better everyone does.”

Parking has been an ongoing issue between Cafe OlÇ and Young Avenue Deli, and in recent weeks, harsh words have been exchanged between representatives of Cafe OlÇ and the Beauty Shop.

“We want to welcome Karen to the neighborhood,” Counce says. “And we hope she does well. We just can’t be responsible for parking for all of Cooper-Young.”

No one from the Cooper-Young Business Association was available for comment about the parking feud. The district is zoned as light-commercial, which means that all restaurant owners must meet certain parking requirements prior to opening. Both Carrier and Bryant have met these standards.


Asking For Advice

More time for transition plan for ADA.

By Bianca Phillips

Disabled citizens will now have a little more time to look for flaws in the city’s Americans With Disabilities Act Transition Plan. A new 15-day comment period was granted Friday by city attorney Robert Spence after receiving a petition with over 200 signatures collected by the Memphis Center for Independent Living (MCIL). The dates for the new period, July 1st through the 15th, were released Monday.

The Transition Plan, which MCIL executive director Deborah Cunningham described as “10 years overdue,” will guide the city for the next 25 years in making facilities accessible to disabled citizens.

MCIL felt the initial comment period of two weeks, which ended Friday, was not long enough to allow affected citizens to look over the plan and propose corrections. The group gathered outside City Hall on Friday to petition for Spence, the city’s ADA coordinator, to extend the period for public comment by 60 days, making the cut-off date August 27th.

Spence said he could not extend the period due to legal reasons, but he could start a new one. He said a 60-day comment period was more than he could agree to, but stated that he would think over the decision. On Monday, he released the dates for the a 15-day comment period.

“We are pleased with the extension of time for public comment, and we fully intend to encourage our constituents to take advantage of this opportunity,” says Cunningham. “We had hoped for 60 days, but were told that was impossible.”

The transition plan involves 55 surveys of the city’s public facilities to determine physical obstacles that limit accessibility at each facility. These surveys were to be made available for public inspection, but MCIL claims only half were available.

Other flaws MCIL discovered included no appeal or review process in the grievance procedure, no details of compliance methods, no mention of the city’s schools, and no signature or date on the document.

The plan also leaves out several obvious public venues, such as AutoZone Park, the new NBA arena, and recipients of the Center City Commission’s “facelift project.”

“They talk about what they intend to do but give no time lines as to when. It’s a bit too strange and ambiguous,” says Cunningham.

The transition plan can be viewed on the city’s Web site, www.cityofmemphis.org. Copies are also available at City Hall and at various branches of the public library.


Storm Brewing

School board squabbles about students and buses.

By Mary Cashiola

Thunder and lightning kept setting off car alarms Monday night outside the Memphis City Schools board meeting. But with Commissioner Sara Lewis screaming at Superintendent Johnnie Watson, Reverend James Robinson yelling at the entire board (and then threatening security, transportation, and risk-management director John Britt), and a melee of people carrying on in the hall, the real storm was inside.

At issue was an allegation that an East High School student had been locked in a closet every day last year during one of his class periods.

“I suggest you keep your day jobs,” East High guidance counselor Marilyn Williams told the board Monday night. “The staff who looked into the situation at East were not very good private investigators.” Williams said she had gone into the class one day to give out some information and the boy was in a separate room by himself. “We’ve been told by the administration that it never happened. … To this day, I have not been questioned.”

The mother of the child as well as East High parent and frequent crusader Robinson and a classmate of the boy’s also spoke.

After the allegations surfaced in May, Superintendent Watson, optional schools and special-projects executive director Linda Sklar, and Zone 2 schools director Rick Potts all visited the school to investigate.

“It was not a closet,” says Potts, reached by phone Tuesday. “It was a separate room. It has windows, desks, chairs.” There is a closet off the room, but Potts says it was full of books. After interviewing students, Potts learned that students sometimes ask to go into the 10-by-12-foot room to do their work.

“We have no vested interest in protecting anyone,” says Potts. “We found that nothing was done inappropriately. If anything comes up that was, people will be reprimanded.”

After the East High student spoke at the meeting, Sara Lewis waved her hands in disgust and walked out of the room. When she returned, she was visibly more agitated.

“It’s wrong, Johnnie! It’s wrong,” she yelled. “And you know it’s wrong!” When Commissioner Wanda Halbert tried to calm her, Lewis violently brushed her off. In the audience, Robinson stood and began yelling at the board. Britt quickly approached him and asked him to be seated. “Britt, if you lay a hand on me, you’ll hit these four walls,” Robinson said.

Watson told the board that there was an ongoing investigation into the matter. “Investigations usually take some time. … When I feel comfortable with the situation, then I will deal with it. For example, a recent investigation started in February and was not ended until June 28.”

That investigation, conducted by internal auditor Waldon Gooch, concerned the 1997 transportation contract with Laidlaw Inc. At heart were a number of complaints, including a “shared-savings” clause that seemed to favor the contractor. As written into the contract, the base number of routes was set in October 1997 when the district was running 410 buses. Savings for eliminated bus routes would be shared 60/40 with the district. However, as reported in the Flyer in May, the base number of routes established for the clause was set at 434 routes. “It appears,” wrote Gooch in the report, “that we should not have been billed or paid Laidlaw the shared-savings cost of $1,184,840.”

As a result of that investigation, Watson plans to ask board attorneys if any of those moneys can be recovered.

After asking for quiet, board president Michael Hooks Jr. said that the superintendent had given him his personal word that he would continue investigating the East High situation and the meeting was adjourned.

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A League Of Their Own

The Grizzlies’ summer camp will help separate the pros from the wanna-bes.

By James P. Hill

Every summer, people from all over the world travel to Memphis to party on Beale Street, search for Elvis Presley, or just eat barbecue. And for the second time in as many years, at least 19 professional basketball players have traveled to Memphis to take part in the Grizzlies’ summer camp.

Jerry West, Grizzlies president of basketball operations, explains why summer leagues are great for free agents, rookies, and veterans alike. “We want to get a read on our younger players and any player we want to invite to training camp,” says West. “We have a bunch of veteran players here, but it’s still to be determined who and what we need to do with some of our other free agents.”

As Grizzlies management continues its makeover of the roster, basketball standouts from leagues worldwide are here, hoping for a chance to prove themselves. You know about Drew Gooden (fourth pick overall out of Kansas) and Robert Archibald (second-round selection from Illinois), but there are several players at camp you may not be too familiar with, such as 6’5″ guard Rico Hill (Illinois State).

“I was fortunate enough to be drafted in 1999,” Hill says. “I went in the second round [to the Clippers]. But my mentality wasn’t where it needed to be and I took my opportunity for granted. I got cut and I got a lot of bad rumors put on my name because of that,” he adds, shaking his head. “I want to reach my full potential, and until I sign, I’m not gonna stop working. And when I sign, it’s gonna get that much stronger. I’m just hungry.”

Gooden may be a lottery pick with a guaranteed contract, but he’s also excited to be in Memphis and wants to improve his game on the hardwoods. The former college All-American has already set some goals for his new team. “I want to just show guys I can play at this level, ” says Gooden, “and make a statement that we are a team that can make the playoffs next year.”

For the Grizzlies’ coaching and scouting staff, summer camp and games are a great way to measure the potential, progress, and skill levels of several players in a short period of time. “Drew and Robert will be involved in those games right away, and I think it’s a great learning experience for them,” says Tony Barone, Grizzlies director of player personnel. “Shane [Battier] did a great job last year in the summer because he could come and play. Pau [Gasol] couldn’t [get here],” says Barone.

This year’s camp format is called “daily doubles.” Players work out for two hours in the morning and for another two hours in the afternoon. Fatigue can be a factor for players who are not used to the grueling NBA workouts.

“You’re starting to see which guys prepared for this and which guys took it for granted,” says Hill. Hill played for the Dakota Wizards in the CBA last season, averaging 11.8 ppg, 5.6 rpg, and 3.7 apg.

According to Grizzlies team officials, only 12 players will be selected to represent the team during summer-league competition. The Grizzlies begin playing games July 7th in the Southern California Pro Summer Basketball League held annually on the campus of California State University-Long Beach. The Grizzlies first game? The Los Angeles Lakers, featuring rookie Kareem Rush out of Missouri.

Memphis will also play in the Rocky Mountain Review Summer League held annually in Salt Lake City, Utah. The schedule has Memphis playing Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, the L.A. Clippers, Portland, Cleveland, Utah, Chicago, and Denver. The games will be something of a barometer for the talent the team has assembled. But for most of these players, the goal is not so much winning as being invited to remain in Memphis for fall camp.


A Daly Dose

The mercurial golfer loses his grip.

By Ron Martin

John Daly’s down-to-earth personality makes it easy to like him. It’s a Southern thing. His “you never know what you’re going to get” life is just as compelling. It’s a human thing.

The moment Daly set foot on the grounds of the TPC at Southwind for the FedEx St. Jude Classic last week, he was the crowd favorite. If he had received a cut of the gate, it would probably have surpassed his week’s prize money. When he finished his round Saturday, most of the fans deserted the course. Only a sprinkling of spectators remained at 18 when the leaders approached. They came to see Daly and got what they paid for — almost. If they came to see a train wreck, they saw one; if they came to see him give it his best shot, they should ask for a third-round refund.

Daly’s third-round collapse was more than a matter of losing his game. He lost his will to play. By the ninth hole, Daly was just walking the course, hesitating for brief moments to hit his ball. The only thing he was aiming for was finishing — and getting into the clubhouse. He paused longer to sign autographs at the 18th hole than he did when he addressed the ball. If this were a baseball game, he would be the player who failed to run out a grounder. Oddly, if this were a baseball game, he would have been booed. But this is golf; Daly’s lack of concern for the ticket-buyer was mostly met with polite applause — and some quiet grumbling.

When he left the final green on Saturday, you had to wonder if he would even wake up in Memphis on Sunday, much less return for his final round. He did show up, and, for that, he should be given a little credit, even though he played the round as though his pants were on fire and with little or no regard for his score. A man who cared what people thought about him would have been embarrassed, but Daly has never worried about what people think of him.

He proved that with his lack of professionalism during the third and fourth rounds of the FedEx St. Jude Classic.

Daly played Sunday without a partner. When he finished, less than two hours later, he was still alone and alone in last place. There wasn’t much of a gallery to witness the debacle, at least not when compared to earlier rounds. Apparently, a 7:45 a.m. tee time is too early for Daly’s fans, even those who come to see the train wreck.

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Bush Does Nader

Our personal trainer the president, up and running after his colonoscopy, is trying out a new role — Scourge of Corporate Misbehavior. This has approximately the same effect as opening the refrigerator door and finding Fidel Castro inside, smoking a cigar. “Hard to believe” barely begins to hint at the surrealism of this development.

The Bush people are going to force us to take this nonsense seriously. I guarantee we will soon be hearing about the Pepster’s long-cherished populist beliefs. Ever since the man told us he was the father of the Texas Patients’ Bill of Rights (which he first vetoed and then refused to sign), I have been resigned to the Red Queen quality of his political act.

In the interest of lending some verisimilitude to this new pose — Dubya Does Nader — let us pass lightly over Bush’s own business career, including insider dealing and the time he dumped his Harken Energy stock just before the announcement that the company was going bankrupt. In violation of SEC rules, Bush failed to report that sale to the Securities and Exchange Commission until eight months after the fact. The SEC contented itself with a warning letter but has specifically stated that Bush was “not exonerated.”

And let’s also pass over his six-year record as governor of Texas, an unbroken stretch of kissing corporate butt, including firing an agency head for enforcing state law against one of Bush’s biggest contributors.

Instead, let us concentrate on the repairable: a few things Bush can do to bolster his brand-new image as a champion against corporate malfeasance.

  • Appoint someone to head the SEC who has not spent his career as a lawyer for accounting firms, including advising them to destroy documents in case of lawsuit. Chairman Harvey Pitt has been criticized even by The Wall Street Journal‘s editorial page for being too easy on his old accounting clients and for having lost all credibility after his meeting with Xerox’s auditor.
  • Stop the government loans to Enron, which is still manipulating Third World energy markets while applying for $125 million in taxpayer money from the Inter-American Development Bank.
  • n Come out in favor of the Sarbanes bill, now stuck in the Senate. It’s the only serious proposal to deal with corporate chicanery. The Republican plans are a sick joke. Call off Sen. Phil Gramm, who is working closely with the White House to block the bill.
  • Stop working with business lobbies to block the accounting reforms that would prevent Enron from happening again.
  • In order to avoid the appearance that you have been bought outright by corporate contributions, try not to make a recess appointment to the Federal Elections Commission of someone who has long sworn to oppose every effort at campaign finance reform and who is now destroying the McCain-Feingold bill.
  • As you stated in your hilarious radio address, “We must have rules and laws that restore faith in the integrity of American business.” So how about reinstating the Clinton policy, which you reversed last year, against giving government contracts to corporations that have repeatedly violated federal laws?
  • Supporting the repeal of the alternative minimum tax is probably not smart when giant corporations are already paying less in taxes than the janitors who clean their floors.
  • It’s not a good time to push for repeal of the estate tax to benefit only the richest 2 percent of Americans.
  • Your proposal to relax New Source Review standards at the Environmental Protection Agency stinks: It allows dirty coal-fired power plants and the nation’s other biggest polluters to operate indefinitely and to increase their pollution by massive amounts.
  • Ix-nay on the Republican effort to block closing the Bermuda loophole in the federal tax code. They’ve taken to doing things like walking out of committee meetings to keep the bill from coming up. It would clearly pass overwhelmingly if it got to the floor. Time to call the boys in for a chat.

Molly Ivins writes for Creators Syndicate and the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.