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CONSULTING WITH COHEN

As they rush toward establishing a Tennessee lottery, state legislators are getting this sage advice from Georgia lottery officials: be careful.

So says state Sen. Steve Cohen, D-Memphis, who is finally winning his determined fight to establish a lottery in Tennessee.

Let us add some unsolicited advice: don’t forget the middle class when Tennessee lottery proceeds are handed out.

Middle-class Tennesseans work hard to scare up enough money to send our children to college where they — we hope — get the education they need to better themselves and the world they inherit from us.

By working hard, we sometimes earn too much money for our children to qualify for scholarships based on income levels. Our children, despite excellent grades, often are shut out of scholarship money, thereby burdening working parents even more.

Meanwhile, students with inferior grades but with less financial wherewithal are entitled to wads of scholarship money.

That’s just not right.

The Tennessee lottery is a chance to change that disparity.

Here’s how:

From Year 1, make lottery scholarship money available to every academically eligible Tennessee high school senior who will attend college in Tennessee. No income limits.

Of course, the seniors would have to meet the academic guidelines, at least a B-average. Should the scholarship fund run low, then establish income limits until the fund is replenished. At that point, remove the income limits.

Tennessee voters overturned the constitutional prohibition against lotteries, largely because the money — after expenses and payouts to lottery winners — would be used for education. Legislation to establish a state lottery should take into consideration the role of middle-class Tennesseans who voted for overturning the lottery prohibition.

Our children should get a piece of the lottery pie. A group of legislators spent Tuesday and Wednesday in Georgia, a state whose HOPE scholarship program is a godsend for high school seniors who want to pursue higher education.

The message from Georgia lottery officials was this: be careful.

Cohen says his group also was advised to go slowly as they work toward setting up a lottery.

In its first year, Georgia’s lottery-funded scholarships were limited to families with incomes of less than $66,000 a year. That’s about twice the average salary of a Georgia teacher.

The Georgia lottery was so successful the first year that income limits were raised to $100,000 a year. The income limits have now been removed altogether.

Cohen envisions something like that in Tennessee, except he thinks income ceilings would never be lifted here.

The limits should be similar to Georgia’s first year. If the lottery works as it should, then income limits should be raised so that any child with a B-average would qualify for scholarships.

A Tennessee lottery, like Georgia’s, would provide money for high school students with good grades to attend any institution of higher learning, from vocational-technical schools (now called technology centers) to Vanderbilt University, the most expensive undergraduate program in Tennessee.

There should be enough money left over to pay for early childhood education programs, Cohen says.

This school year’s high school juniors should be the first group of students eligible for lottery scholarships. This year’s seniors, who would be college freshmen that first lottery year, might be able to participate in the program, though there’s no guarantee this early in the game.

Should Tennessee become the 39th state to establish a lottery, it would be operated as a business. Once the lottery is up and running, the only state involvement would be an annual audit of the operating agency.

“They won’t be state employees,” Cohen says.

Also, all lottery records would be open to public inspection, except for Social Security and telephone numbers of lottery winners.

All-in-all, it sounds like a good start for Tennesseans who have clamored for a lottery for years.

In that spirit of openness, let’s make sure no deserving student gets left behind.

Let us add some unsolicited advice: don’t forget the middle class when Tennessee lottery proceeds are handed out.

Middle-class Tennesseans work hard to scare up enough money to send our children to college where they — we hope — get the education they need to better themselves and the world they inherit from us.

By working hard, we sometimes earn too much money for our children to qualify for scholarships based on income levels. Our children, despite excellent grades, often are shut out of scholarship money, thereby burdening working parents even more.

Meanwhile, students with inferior grades but with less financial wherewithal are entitled to wads of scholarship money.

That’s just not right.

The Tennessee lottery is a chance to change that disparity.

Here’s how:

From Year 1, make lottery scholarship money available to every academically eligible Tennessee high school senior who will attend college in Tennessee. No income limits.

Of course, the seniors would have to meet the academic guidelines, at least a B-average. Should the scholarship fund run low, then establish income limits until the fund is replenished. At that point, remove the income limits.

Tennessee voters overturned the constitutional prohibition against lotteries, largely because the money — after expenses and payouts to lottery winners — would be used for education. Legislation to establish a state lottery should take into consideration the role of middle-class Tennesseans who voted for overturning the lottery prohibition.

Our children should get a piece of the lottery pie. A group of legislators spent Tuesday and Wednesday in Georgia, a state whose HOPE scholarship program is a godsend for high school seniors who want to pursue higher education.

The message from Georgia lottery officials was this: be careful.

Cohen says his group also was advised to go slowly as they work toward setting up a lottery.

In its first year, Georgia’s lottery-funded scholarships were limited to families with incomes of less than $66,000 a year. That’s about twice the average salary of a Georgia teacher.

The Georgia lottery was so successful the first year that income limits were raised to $100,000 a year. The income limits have now been removed altogether.

Cohen envisions something like that in Tennessee, except he thinks income ceilings would never be lifted here.

The limits should be similar to Georgia’s first year. If the lottery works as it should, then income limits should be raised so that any child with a B-average would qualify for scholarships.

A Tennessee lottery, like Georgia’s, would provide money for high school students with good grades to attend any institution of higher learning, from vocational-technical schools (now called technology centers) to Vanderbilt University, the most expensive undergraduate program in Tennessee.

There should be enough money left over to pay for early childhood education programs, Cohen says.

This school year’s high school juniors should be the first group of students eligible for lottery scholarships. This year’s seniors, who would be college freshmen that first lottery year, might be able to participate in the program, though there’s no guarantee this early in the game.

Should Tennessee become the 39th state to establish a lottery, it would be operated as a business. Once the lottery is up and running, the only state involvement would be an annual audit of the operating agency.

“They won’t be state employees,” Cohen says.

Also, all lottery records would be open to public inspection, except for Social Security and telephone numbers of lottery winners.

All-in-all, it sounds like a good start for Tennesseans who have clamored for a lottery for years.

In that spirit of openness, let’s make sure no deserving student gets left behind.

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Year in Review As We Know It

POLITICS by JaCKSON BAKER

As the Year Turns

Six degrees of separation from auld lang syne.

1)Don’t Be Faint of Heart, Phil! This is the job you wanted, after all. Chief executive of Tennessee. It was for this that you left Shortville, New York, lo those many years ago to come south to make your fortune. Right. Try to govern a state that is broker than you’ll ever be, that has the nation’s highest sales-tax rate, new judicial mandates for spending on teachers’ salaries, and a healthcare system that you’ve promised not to downsize? Running Nashville for eight years was a lark by comparison. And don’t expect that the talk-show types that got mobs howling at your predecessor, Don Sundquist, will leave you alone, Governor Bredesen. For one thing, you’re a Democrat (even if some of your partymates found it hard to tell from your campaign), and those highly partisan monsters of the microphone won’t cut you any slack at all. The old legislature has been pruned and reshaped so that it’s now more conservative and marginally more Republican. Just ask Tre Hargett, the Shelby County suburbanite who’s the new GOP leader in the state House. For all that, and for all the narrowness of your win over Van Hilleary, people still have a sense that you know something about administration. So, get to it and good luck! You’ll need it.

2) So, Do We Still Get To Call You Al? Now that the 2004 presidential rerun is off, will the former vice president and home-state congressman and senator continue to try to mend fences in Tennessee? Or will Al Gore grow his beard back and hang out in remote places — like Georgetown — where his policy-wonk soul might find abundant counterparts? He still must have all those blue suits and white shirts and red ties. Actually, Gore’s two-month-long trial run at the end of the year may not have convinced his partymates of anything, but, to tell the truth, he tickled a few ribs in all those appearances with Dave and Conan and Jon and the cast of SNL. It’s true! The guy is funny. Swami predicts: Now that Gore has had practice in the art of being spontaneous, he will become the next fixture among the talking heads of cable TV. Roll over, Chris Matthews. Tell Bill O’Reilly the news.

3) Which Is More? 31 Years or 29 Votes? Face it, we all got excited when Harold Jr. made his run for House minority leader — even the Republicans, who were beguiled enough by the dynamic young Memphian’s “black centrist” rhetoric to put out feelers. Would he be interested in, er, converting? Really. Some local developers wanted to know (and commissioned a poll to find out how Ford would play as a GOP statewide candidate). Some of W’s friends wanted to know. Even Jerry Freaking Falwell wanted to know! There’s very little chance of that happening, of course. Ford’s style and most of his votes tend in the other direction. Just wait ’til he gets after Bill Frist and the rest of those mean ol’ Republicans over the prescription-drug issue! No, the 9th District congressman (who’d much prefer to romp in larger pastures) remains a Democrat for the future.

4) Be Mayor for Life! Which is what long, tall, aging-well Willie Herenton must tell himself every morning as he looks into the mirror and sees only himself, with nobody of substance left to rival him in city affairs. For what it’s worth, there’s another mayor’s race on in 2003. Yawn! Talk about looking down-ticket! The mayor got so bored with the lack of local opposition that he just had to intervene in the 2002 Senate race, coming down on the side of victorious Republican Lamar Alexander. And, to rub it in, he had his own spokesperson, Gale Jones Carson, at the helm of the local Democratic Party. To revisit the cliché one last time, there’s no Ford in his future! Those who dote on blood feuds will have to look to North Memphis or South Memphis, where there may be some interesting city-council challenges. Ancillary questions: Can Pat VanderSchaaf survive where ex-husband Clair, the once-and-not-future commissioner, couldn’t? And, hey, is that George Flinn, the George Flinn, trying on a council race for size?

5) Meet the New Broom. Same as the Old Broom? Let’s see. There’s Bobby, there’s Kelly (the legal aide, not the CAO), there would have been Tom if it weren’t for all that whistle-blowing and those telltale credit-card receipts. Look around and you’ll see a lot of the same old faces in the administration of new Shelby County mayor A C Wharton. And (with apologies to Andrew Marvell) always at his back he hears/time’s winged chariot drawing near/carrying the likes of such old familiars — and backers — as Charlie Perkins. But hark! — Is that a proposal to revise the detested (by county residents) A.D.A. formula we hear? Is the new man actually serious about calling everybody together and jawboning us into a new age? We’re optimistic because we have always liked the guy, whose expertise is Up There and whose people skills are unexcelled. But (with apologies to the Lovin’ Spoonful) did you ever have to make up your mind? (The Shelby County Commission will have to do some of that, too, in the still-festering case of its chief administrator, Calvin Williams.)

6) Thanks a Lott, Trent: To paraphrase a certain Mississippi ex-leader: If the Republicans in the U.S. Senate had followed our state’s lead and elected Bill Frist to represent them in the first place, the GOP wouldn’t have all these problems. That was the conclusion members of the president’s party (with a little nudge from George W. himself) were preparing to reach as we wrote these words. The question is: Will Frist, who allows as how he’ll take the job, actually end up doing it? It means getting back in the operating room again — under what will often be ER conditions. Even a surgeon as precise as the good doctor from Nashville could get a little messy trying to stitch the hearts and minds of those peacock senators into something resembling harmony. And is he aware of the historical disconnect between such legislative service and presidential ambitions? (Think Taft, Dole, Gephardt.) But the members of the Shelby County Republican Party (whose steering committee devoted an entire meeting recently to the theme of outreach to minorities) will certainly welcome the change.

Happiest of Holidays and the Best of the New Year to all those kind and astute enough to be reading this.


BUSINESS by BIANCA PHILLIPS

Good Beginnings

A number of new businesses sprouted in Memphis in 2002.

Remember when that bikini bar, Silk & Lace, opened on Front Street and closed three weeks later? Yeah, that was a bad idea. The concept of scantily clad females serving up hot burgers and beer downtown just didn’t go over too well. But the owner of Silk & Lace did what anyone who wants to start a business has to do — he went out on a limb with a new idea to see if it would lure the masses. Perhaps the downtown location was the problem. Or maybe patrons were too distracted to eat. Who knows? Still, there were other new businesses that did do things right in 2002, from small independent specialty shops to multimillion dollar corporations. Here’s a list of a few of those recent additions that have the potential to become permanent fixtures.

1. The Skate Park of Memphis (7740 B Trinity Road, Cordova) — Finally, a place where the kids really can be alright. The 14,000-square-foot indoor facility, which opened its doors in June, is the only professional-level skate park in the city. It boasts 10 quarter pipes, a six-foot bowl, a 1,400-square-foot pyramid, and much, much more. On an average weekend, a look inside the transformed warehouse reveals at least 50 kids zooming past one another at lightning speeds. Watching them perform various kickflips, 360s, and backside airs is enough to leave any onlooker dizzy.

2. The Beauty Shop (966 S. Cooper) — Who woulda thunk an old beauty salon could be transformed into a trendy restaurant, complete with an adjoining gift shop? Karen Blockman Carrier has already proven her ability to turn an innovative idea into a success with Automatic Slim’s Tonga Club downtown, but this one really takes the cake. The old-fashioned hair-dryer chairs, mismatched plates, and dolled-up waitresses give the eatery a certain 1950s feel that creates a perfect ambience. And the charred tortilla pizzettes are scrumptious.

3. Square Foods (2094 Madison Ave.) — This independent health-food store in Overton Square was a welcome addition to Midtown. The small market offers everything from vegetarian riblets to fresh, organic veggies to wasabi-covered peas. It even has a dining counter that offers hot and healthy meals to eat in or carry out. And the store has the only fully organic juice bar in the city. Wooden checkout counters and a clean, well-kept appearance radiate a natural vibe that’s just right.

4. Wally Joe (5040 Sanderlin Ave.) — Although it’s a little pricey, Wally Joe is already a success. Even us poor folks need a classy restaurant for those special occasions, and oenophiles are sure to frequent this place for its extensive wine list. Chef Wally Joe and his family owned and operated the nationally known KC’s restaurant in Cleveland, Mississippi, before setting up shop here, and this one’s definitely got world-class potential. With its open kitchen and peekaboo wine cellar, the décor is ultrachic, as is the food, which includes such exotica as Michigan wapiti elk loin and Australian barramundi sea bass.

5. The Madison Hotel (83 Madison Ave.) — The Madison Hotel is 16 floors of luxury. Gold-tinted light provides an elegant glow in the foyer. A grand piano graces the art-deco lobby. A rooftop garden overlooks the Mississippi River. And a fitness center is located in an old bank vault, a vestige of the building’s original tenant. Each room comes complete with high-speed Internet access, multiple phone lines, an entertainment system, and a wet bar. Prices range from $190 for a regular guest room to $1,160 for the Presidential Suite. A bit expensive, but this ain’t no Motel 6.

6. The Cotton Exchange (796 S. Cooper) — With all this talk of expensive food and lodging, you may be wondering if anything opened this year that falls within the average Joe’s price range. Never fear, the Cotton Exchange is here! This small indie thrift store contains only the hippest used goods, from vintage T’s to corduroy coats, at very affordable prices. You can even trade in garments from your tired, old wardrobe for what used to be part of someone else’s tired, old wardrobe. With a motto like “Because the mall sucks … shop at the Cotton Exchange,” this is a place destined for greatness.

7. Legba Records (2152 Young Ave.) — Memphis’ main claim to fame is its rich musical history. So what better way to keep that history alive than with a slew of independent record stores. The newest kid on the block: Legba Records, a tiny shop in Cooper-Young that specializes in local music. Viva L’American Death Ray Music, the Reigning Sound, and the Cool Jerks are just a few of the bands you can find on CD, LP, or 45s. Legba also carries underground comics and only the coolest music mags.

8. Felicia Suzanne’s (80 Monroe Ave.) — Felicia Willett, who hails from Jonesboro, Arkansas, spent seven years apprenticing under Food Network chef Emeril “Take It Up a Notch” Lagasse, so, needless to say, she knows the art of cooking. Her downtown restaurant, Felicia Suzanne’s, serves up all-American fare with a down-home Southern twist, such as a salmon fillet served over grits with sides of asparagus and oven-roasted tomatoes. Southern cooking is synonymous with clogged arteries, but we must indulge every once in a while, and Felicia Suzanne’s is the place to do it.

The above is just a small sampling of the new businesses that opened their doors in Memphis this year. We hope none close those doors anytime soon. Or anytime at all, for that matter. We also hope plenty of others, such as Schnucks, Bhan Thai, the Melting Pot, and Cafe 1912, to name a few, will experience continued success and be around to serve the Mid-South for decades to come.


education

by mary cashiola

Moldly Going Where Others Have Gone Before

How East High showed us what’s wrong with education today.

Maybe you can call it revenge of the moldy oldie.

One of the biggest stories of the school year — in terms of coverage and cleanup costs — was East High School. The 54-year-old school came down with a bad case of negative publicity after students, parents, and teachers started complaining of mold-related health problems and a senior at the school died of complications due to asthma.

The school district sprang into action after an initial report was released to the media, sending out information to parents and putting together a community advisory committee to look at mold identification and cleanup throughout the entire district. Even so, absenteeism ran rampant as parents pulled their children out of school.

“East is a sore thumb,” says outgoing Memphis City Schools board president Michael Hooks Jr. “Not only is it a low-performing school, but it’s an optional school. Those kids need to be in school. It’s one of the most visible schools in the city; it needs to be a shining star.”

East, however, is not a shining star. It’s typical. The problems that East faced typify the major problems in education this year. It’s on the state’s low-performing list, for one. Plus, parents didn’t trust school administrators enough to send their children to school amid rumors and half-truths. And the Memphis district didn’t think enough of the recommendations from the newly formed community advisory committee on mold to follow them.

But the most expansive problem is also the most expensive. The cause of the mold can be traced to unfunded capital needs that plague both the Memphis city and Shelby County school systems. According to information from Memphis City Schools’ division of facility services, the district has $529 million in capital maintenance needs. It would take between $11 million and $20 million to upkeep all the district’s buildings in mint condition. But in mold condition — or any number of other problems that relate to deferred maintenance after years of underfunding — that amount climbs exponentially each year.

East, for example, has needed asphalt work since November 1997, breezeway repair since February 2001, and foundation leaks fixed since January 2002. With the shortage of maintenance funding, the administration operates on a sort of repair triage. East, which expected renovations in coming years anyway, has just been bumped to the top of the list.

But the Memphis City Schools are not the only ones that need money. The year was book-ended by two new funding plans set on replacing the attendance-based funding formula the county currently uses. Under that formula, the county’s $49 million Arlington capital improvement project — set to ease school crowding in the northeast quadrant of the county — would result in $147 million to the city schools, for a combined price tag of almost $200 million.

Mayor Herenton’s plan, put together by a closed-door task force and presented last May, would have frozen district boundaries and created “single-source” funding. A more recent plan, proposed by county mayor A C Wharton, consists of two components: creating a Needs Assessment Committee that would be charged with reviewing each district’s capital needs and making suggestions to the county commission regarding those needs. The second part of the plan trades funding for four city-annexed county schools, plus an additional $30 million paid over 10 years, in order to get the Arlington project built under the attendance-based formula.

Without those new schools, Shelby County will be faced with hundreds of thousands of dollars in state fines because of over-the-top student/teacher ratios.

“There’s going to have to be more collaboration,” says Hooks.

While Memphis City Schools’ board members have been relatively civil to each other this year, the East situation highlighted the eroding relationship between the board and its top management staff.

After city school officials found mold at East, some board members, most notably Sara Lewis, publicly criticized the actions the district took in protecting students. The board has become more and more distrustful of the superintendent’s staff, after incidents such as the discovery of a “bad” transportation contract with Laidlaw and the firing of security director John Britt for carrying a handgun. After the East mold crisis, Superintendent Johnnie Watson filed a formal complaint against Lewis, charging her with abuse and harassment. He withdrew the complaint a few days later.

It was a year that began with new school uniforms, a rousing recommitment to student achievement at the Memphis City Schools, and a resolve to find a new funding formula for the county. But by year’s end everything looked … well, sort of moldy.


Child Care by Janel Davis

Shaken Up

Necessary evolution continues in Tennessee’s child-care industry.

Child care in Tennessee took a dramatic turn in 2002, as rules got stricter, requirements got tighter, and the governing body, Department of Human Services (DHS), got tougher. One DHS supervisor summed up the situation: “We’re not just baby-sitting anymore!”

The state’s 3,800 child-care centers — responsible for 209,000 children — were under new guidelines, as DHS strove to move Tennessee child care from under the stigma of neglectful practices into a new era of safety measures. Centers that house Shelby County’s 56,000 day-care children now receive required yearly evaluations, with results provided in a report-card format. Guidelines cover seven areas: director’s qualifications, professional development of the teaching staff, compliance history, parent/family involvement, adult/child ratio and group size, staff compensation, and program assessment. Administrators were determined not to let past mistakes resurface. Along with report-card evaluation came the “star-quality” rating system, an optional, tiered-bonus program for centers exceeding minimum licensing standards.

“It was a major change to child care in Tennessee when these programs were implemented,” says DHS spokesperson Dana Keeton. “It was a major positive change. It has given parents an advantage by knowing what type of center they’re putting their children into. And it has given providers a blueprint to go by.” In addition to the evaluations, adult/child ratios were increased, requiring some centers to hire more staff members and forcing others out of business as costs rose.

While child-care providers were getting used to the new system, former child-care broker Cherokee Children and Family Services — already stripped of its charter — and its president, Willie Ann Madison, were in hot water as allegations of thousands of dollars of misused funds continued to surface.

The industry was again shaken when an April 4th car crash left a child-care-center driver and four children dead. The driver, an undiagnosed diabetic, was found to have marijuana in his pocket and in his bloodstream, along with a prior drug conviction of which the center had no knowledge. A required background check had not been done.

Determined to prevent future tragedies, Don Sundquist appointed a three-person panel to review transportation guidelines. The findings were not good. Tennessee’s child-care system was found to be in a “state of emergency.” Panel member Jane Walters reported that it was “more difficult to open a bar than it was to open a day-care center in terms of responsibility of owners and investigation.” The panel’s recommendations led to the enactment of emergency transportation rules, to be eventually adopted by DHS. “The tragedy that occurred in Memphis on the morning of April 4th should never be repeated in our state,” said the governor. “Some of the changes will be costly, but you can’t put a dollar value on a child’s life.”

While everyone agreed that something had to be done, not everyone agreed with the proposed new rules: Day-care vehicles would be required to meet federal vehicle safety standards by 2005, resulting in a change from the industry-standard 15-passenger van to a school-bus-type vehicle. Providers balked at the proposal, citing increased purchasing costs and already financed vehicles. In addition, a monitor would be required on vehicles in addition to the driver, and drivers would be required to obtain a commercial driver’s license.

During public hearings on rule modifications, DHS administrators met with opposition, as providers questioned the department’s enforcement of rules already in place. Inevitably, modified rules were enacted, including requiring drivers to attend training by the Department of Safety and submit to two annual random drug screenings. Center contact information and a DHS emergency phone number are now required to be posted on the sides of vehicles.

While new rules have been enacted, there’s still much work to be done in the child-care industry. A November accident involving six children and a nonlicensed substitute center driver proved that no amount of legislation can prevent all accidents. “We’ve gained enormous ground in child care. We’ve done everything we can do to enforce the rules,” says Keeton. “[DHS] can’t do everything. We need help from providers to ensure that the rules are followed and background checks are done.”

On the horizon:

· Soon DHS’ evaluation and “star-quality” programs will receive a report card of their own, providing a fuller assessment of Tennessee child-care quality.

· As more of the new transportation rules are implemented, providers will have to find ways to offset associated costs.

· Willie Ann Madison, her husband, and another business partner have been charged and arraigned for their illegal business procedures. As they prepare for trial, more indictments could be forthcoming for other business associates.

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Sound Advice

Local singer-songwriter Wayne LeeLoy is probably better known around town as entrepreneur than as artist, and for good reason. As founder of the popular Memphis Troubadours Acoustic Showcase and driving force behind the spin-off project The Acoustic Highway, LeeLoy has been making good things happen on the local music scene. But he’s also an artist in his own right, fronting the folk-rock band Native Son, who will hold a CD-release party Saturday, December 28th, at the Lounge for their fine new disc Spirit. With its toe-tapping acoustic-based sound and ambitious songwriting, Spirit sports a vibe somewhat reminiscent of the Dave Matthews Band. Native Son will be joined Saturday by Los Cantadores.

Other local shows (not many touring acts around the holidays) of note this week include another record-release, for longtime local fixtures FreeWorld, who celebrate their new live album Saturday, December 28th, at the New Daisy Theatre, with Retrospect. And four bands whose records topped this critic’s year-end local list (see Music Feature, page 31) can all be seen this week. The Reigning Sound headline a New Year’s Eve bash at the Hi-Tone Café with Tyler Keith & the Preacher’s Kids and The Cool Jerks. At the Young Avenue Deli Friday, December 27th, Snowglobe and The Bloodthirsty Lovers will be joined by The Glass. And the next night at the Deli, Lucero return home for a special Christmas show that is sure to get you in the holiday spirit.

Chris Herrington

“Drinkin’ Alone,” the signature tune by Detroit goof-a-billy artists Bill Parker and His Motherscratchers, contains a bit of Charlie Louvin-style preaching. “God spoke to me in a dream,” says frontman Hank Diesel, “unfortunately, I was asleep.” Yes indeed, here is yet another punk-country group that develops their material by standing outside the trailer park looking in. Unlike most of the bands that are mining this increasingly fallow field these days, the Motherscratchers seem to genuinely enjoy the traditional music they exploit. Compared to the tired shtick of Southern Culture on the Skids, the Motherscratch-ers seem completely fresh, and they get extra points for taking their name from one of the silliest bits of dialogue that the Coen Brothers ever committed to film. They will be at the Hi-Tone on Friday, December 27th, with Knoxville’s Pink Sexies and Memphis’ own The Limes. —Chris Davis

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Tomorrow’s News Today

With the new year approaching, only a Flyer columnist can foresee the events of 2003 and print them too. With apologies to William Safire, a look into the future:

1. The big arena story in 2003 will be: A) cost overruns push the price above $300 million; B) sloppy work by the general contractor leads to convention- center-style delays; C) consultants come under scrutiny for fees and kickbacks.

2. Once everyone agrees to let the University of Memphis out of its lease with The Pyramid, serious attention will be given to: A) demolition to make room for housing and an office headquarters; B) a Native-American-owned casino; C) a shopping mall centered around a massive Bass Pro Shop and indoor pond.

3. The person to watch on the Shelby County Commission in 2003 will be: A) Marilyn Loeffel, a conservative who will emerge as an unpredictable swing vote; B) David Lillard, who will play tough cop in the down-and-dirty; C) Walter Bailey, who will surprise people by reintroducing the Shelby Farms Conservancy plan.

4. When Chris Peck takes over as editor of The Commercial Appeal, readers will see that what he means by community journalism is: A) playing Memphis booster to increase circulation; B) caving in to the advertising side to boost revenue; C) jazzing up a stodgy newspaper to win credibility with reporters and editors.

5. The person whose services will most be missed by Memphians in 2003 will be: A) Memphis Grizzlies’ injured guard Michael Dickerson, who will be unable to make a comeback; B) Rick Masson, a model of competence and integrity as chief administrative officer for the city of Memphis; C) weatherman Dave Brown, who will take early retirement and move to California.

6. Alabama football booster Logan Young will be: A) indicted and convicted based on the unwavering testimony of Lynn Lang; B) indicted, tried, and acquitted based on the shaky testimony of Lang and Milton Kirk; C) saying “I told you so.”

7. The public servant most likely to lose his or her job in 2003 will be: A) County Commission administrator Calvin Williams because of a reconsideration of the 7-6 vote that saved his job; B) Circuit Court administrator George Reems because of conflict-of-interest moonlighting; C) Memphis City Schools board member Sara Lewis because of continuing blowups with Johnnie B. Watson.

8. The quote that will come back to haunt its author in 2003 will be: A) Commissioner Loeffel’s coupling her grief over Calvin Williams’ misdeeds with her grief over the death of Sheriff’s Deputy George Selby; B) Jerry West’s high regard for the coaching abilities of Hubie Brown; C) George Flinn’s interest in buying The Pyramid.

9. The most surprising story of 2003 will be: A) the resignation of University of Memphis basketball coach John Calipari; B) the Grizzlies make the NBA playoffs; C) the revelation of a suspect in the terrorist-style attack on Shelby County Medical Examiner O.C. Smith.

10. The first big story of 2003 to be blamed on the economy will be: A) the collapse of the Memphis office and warehouse real estate market; B) the financial unraveling of the Memphis Redbirds as sponsors bail out of their long-term agreements; C) the closing of another Tunica casino.

11. The next showdown at the Memphis Board of Education will be over: A) The Commercial Appeal‘s refusal to back up its claim that HVAC costs are grossly inflated; B) the closing of a city school because of mold fears; C) a “he/she goes or I go” blowout between Watson and Lewis.

12. The Tennessee lottery will be: A) a nonstory because the General Assembly will ignore the referendum and decline to pass the enabling legislation; B) the gateway to casino gambling in Tennessee; C) forced to revise its financial projections downward as lawmakers and the media take a closer look.

13. The sports turnaround of 2003 will be: A) the Tiger basketball team, which will make the NCAA Tournament thanks to the inspired play of Chris Massie; B) the Tiger football team, which will go to a bowl thanks to the inspired play of Danny Wimprine; C) the Grizzlies recover to win 29 games, thanks to the inspired play of Jason Williams.

14. The most successful new retail offering of 2003 in Memphis will be: A) Malco’s movie theater next to the Racquet Club in East Memphis; B) new tenants in Peabody Place; C) a break-the-mold Target store in Collierville.

15. The national media will be sniping at Memphis because of: A) the fight fiasco involving Mike Tyson and Tonya Harding, which draws a scant 8,000 fans; B) the National Civil Rights Museum expansion, which is dubbed a memorial to James Earl Ray; C) Elvis Presley’s Memphis, which is forced to close without the hype of a 25th anniversary.

My answers: 1. C; 2. C; 3. B; 4. C; 5. B; 6. C; 7. B; 8. A; 9. C; 10. B; 11. A; 12. C; 13. C; 14. A; 15. B n

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Look Back in Anguish

2002 was a brutal teeth-rattler of a year. It truly was the best of times, the worst of times. Except without the best-of-times part. Everything turned fetid and funky. The world went haywire, as though we entered a bizzaro dimension.

Priests were horny, pilots were drunk, and our shadowy government had its own shadow government. We color-coded our fear. The war on terror was expanded to include anyone who ate at Shoney’s, the “Dude, you’re getting a Dell” dude got canned, and even Michael Jackson acted a tad peculiar at times.

We gobbled Cipro to fend off anthrax, and now we’re lining up for smallpox vaccinations. Now, before we climb back into the handbasket bound for warmer climes, maybe we should squeeze in one final glance back at that twisted bitch, 2002.

President Bush became fodder for late-night comics when he failed to read the instructions on the back of a pretzel bag. But no one was laughing after he delivered a rousing State of the Union speech. Highlights included an unprecedented 10-minute break as the president crowd-surfed up to the bleachers and back. It was also a defining moment when he labeled Iraq, Iran, and North Korea an “axis of buttholes.” The phrase was later modified at the insistence of network censors.

Unfortunately, before we could go all daisy-cutter on the rogue nations, Iran was forced to withdraw from the axis of evil due to a hamstring injury.

Instead of assigning AOE status to another country, the Bush administration used rotating substitutes to fill the vacancy, including Germany and Canada, depending on who was calling the president a “squinty moron” at any given time.

The winter Olympics went off without a hitch in Salt Lake City, thanks to increased security precautions. The only controversy occurred when two members of the Russian curling team were disqualified for banned substances. Instead of sweeping the ice with little brooms, they used Swiffer WetJets. The lemony-fresh scent gave them away.

By spring, the simmering sex-abuse scandal threatened to engulf the Catholic Church. It stemmed from the age-old quandary: how to protect vulnerable priests from seduction by cunning, hunky minors.

After meeting with Pope John Paul II, American cardinals and bishops crafted a plan to begin the healing process.

“If only the church had some kind of authoritative source,” lamented Cardinal Bernard Law. “A book, perhaps, that offers guidance and spells out the differences between right and wrong. Something that can be taken as gospel. Unfortunately, no such book seems to exist.”

The economy foundered for much of the year. The stock market went up and down like a whore’s drawers. Companies crashed under waves of accounting irregularities. As we teetered on the brink of recession, the White House unveiled a far-reaching jobs program: They created a shadow government. Secret bunkers up and down the Eastern seaboard were staffed with mid-level employees from the executive branch. Nobody delivers streamlined efficiency and aggressive innovation like unsupervised civil servants who can’t be fired.

Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer reassured a jittery American public. “Only after a nuclear holocaust cripples the nation will the shadow government step in. They will maintain essential federal functions such as scheduling shadow meetings with oil tycoons, collecting huge donations of shadow cash, and pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey.”

After a summertime rise in shark attacks, experts recommended swimmers not enter the water while menstruating or immediately after having their arms gnawed to bloody stumps. They also discouraged the use of chum-based sunscreens and shiny jewelry, especially ankle bracelets engraved “Blow me, shark.”

Five years after their deaths, Mother Teresa and Princess Diana were back in the news. Mother Teresa continued on the fast track to sainthood when the Vatican attributed a miracle to her. The only remaining stumbling block to the beloved nun’s beatification is the persistent rumor she once killed a guy by locking him inside a gasoline-soaked Porta-John and toppling it into an active volcano in a Jackass-style stunt gone awry.

Following a high-profile trial, Diana’s former butler revealed the princess never fully recovered after being dumped without explanation by the great love of her life, George “Goober” Lindsey.

Justin Timberlake dumped Britney Spears, claiming he wanted a girlfriend who focused less on a career and more on his wiener. Lisa Marie Presley married then divorced Nicolas Cage, saying she yearned for the stability and deliciously hot sex she had with her previous hubby, Michael Jackson.

And, to no one’s surprise, Jackson was named Father of the Year, beating out Ozzy Osbourne and Robert Blake. During his acceptance speech he offered sage parenting advice: “Don’t let younger children play with the Elephant Man’s skeleton because small bones could pose a choking hazard. Administer a breathalyzer to Aunt La Toya before allowing her to babysit. And most importantly, never let a game of Got-Your-Nose get out of control.”

Like all things horrid and painful, 2002 has to end sometime. Unfortunately, 2003 doesn’t look to be much better. Yet there is a ray of hope. Because of impending wars, global warming, toxic pollution levels, and our own soaring obesity rates, there’s an excellent chance we could all be dead by spring. Let’s keep a happy thought.

Roger Naylor writes for AlterNet, where this article first appeared.

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CONSULTING WITH COHEN

As they rush toward establishing a Tennessee lottery, state legislators are getting this sage advice from Georgia lottery officials: be careful.

So says state Sen. Steve Cohen, D-Memphis, who is finally winning his determined fight to establish a lottery in Tennessee.

Let us add some unsolicited advice: donÕt forget the middle class when Tennessee lottery proceeds are handed out.

Middle-class Tennesseans work hard to scare up enough money to send our children to college where they Ð we hope Ð get the education they need to better themselves and the world they inherit from us.

By working hard, we sometimes earn too much money for our children to qualify for scholarships based on income levels. Our children, despite excellent grades, often are shut out of scholarship money, thereby burdening working parents even more.

Meanwhile, students with inferior grades but with less financial wherewithal are entitled to wads of scholarship money.

ThatÕs just not right.

The Tennessee lottery is a chance to change that disparity.

HereÕs how:

From Year 1, make lottery scholarship money available to every academically eligible Tennessee high school senior who will attend college in Tennessee. No income limits.

Of course, the seniors would have to meet the academic guidelines, at least a B-average. Should the scholarship fund run low, then establish income limits until the fund is replenished. At that point, remove the income limits.

Tennessee voters overturned the constitutional prohibition against lotteries, largely because the money Ð after expenses and payouts to lottery winners Ð would be used for education. Legislation to establish a state lottery should take into consideration the role of middle-class Tennesseans who voted for overturning the lottery prohibition.

Our children should get a piece of the lottery pie. A group of legislators spent Tuesday and Wednesday in Georgia, a state whose HOPE scholarship program is a godsend for high school seniors who want to pursue higher education.

The message from Georgia lottery officials was this: be careful.

Cohen says his group also was advised to go slowly as they work toward setting up a lottery.

In its first year, GeorgiaÕs lottery-funded scholarships were limited to families with incomes of less than $66,000 a year. ThatÕs about twice the average salary of a Georgia teacher.

The Georgia lottery was so successful the first year that income limits were raised to $100,000 a year. The income limits have now been removed altogether.

Cohen envisions something like that in Tennessee, except he thinks income ceilings would never be lifted here.

The limits should be similar to GeorgiaÕs first year. If the lottery works as it should, then income limits should be raised so that any child with a B-average would qualify for scholarships.

A Tennessee lottery, like GeorgiaÕs, would provide money for high school students with good grades to attend any institution of higher learning, from vocational-technical schools (now called technology centers) to Vanderbilt University, the most expensive undergraduate program in Tennessee.

There should be enough money left over to pay for early childhood education programs, Cohen says.

This school yearÕs high school juniors should be the first group of students eligible for lottery scholarships. This yearÕs seniors, who would be college freshmen that first lottery year, might be able to participate in the program, though thereÕs no guarantee this early in the game.

Should Tennessee become the 39th state to establish a lottery, it would be operated as a business. Once the lottery is up and running, the only state involvement would be an annual audit of the operating agency.

ÒThey wonÕt be state employees,Ó Cohen says.

Also, all lottery records would be open to public inspection, except for Social Security and telephone numbers of lottery winners.

All-in-all, it sounds like a good start for Tennesseans who have clamored for a lottery for years.

In that spirit of openness, letÕs make sure no deserving student gets left behind.

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GRIZ TAKE BUCKS FOR FIFTH STRAIGHT HOME WIN

Wesley Person scored 14 of his 23 points in the fourth quarter as the Memphis Grizzlies rallied at The Pyramid for a 95-84 victory over the Milwaukee Bucks and their franchise-record fifth consecutive home victory.

Person scored 12 straight Memphis points during a game-ending 21-4 run. He gave the Grizzlies their first lead of the second half at 83-82 on a foul line jump shot with 3 1/2 minutes to go and got the lead back for good with a 3-pointer on the next possession after the Bucks briefly reclaimed the edge on Sam Cassell’s floater.

Person made 4-of-4 3-pointers to help Memphis come back from an 11-point deficit. The Bucks led, 76-66, with 8:56 left but made only four baskets the rest of the way.

The Grizzlies are 8-7 since starting the season with 13 consecutive losses.

Cassell scored 19 points on just 6-of-19 from the field for the Bucks, who shot 37 percent (32-of-86). Milwaukee has lost four times this season in which it led or was tied after three quarters.

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LOTT QUITS; FRIST APPARENT SUCCESSOR AS GOP HEAD

BULLETIN — Bowing to pressure from his fellow senators and the Bush White House, Sen. Trent Lott resigned his position as Senate majority leader on Friday after his colleagues openly began lining up behind Tennessee Sen. Bill Frist.

The move comes two weeks after Lott’s endorsement of Strom Thurmond’s 1948 segregationist presidential bid touched off a national uproar.

“In the interest of pursuing the best possible agenda for the future of our country, I will not seek to remain as majority leader of the United States Senate for the 108th Congress, effective Jan. 6, 2003,” Lott said in a written statement. “To all those who offered me their friendship, support and prayers, I will be eternally grateful. I will continue to serve the people of Mississippi in the United States Senate.”

Lott, has spent recent days in his Pascagoula, Miss., home in a futile search for support from colleagues.

With LottÕs departure, the only declared candidate for his post so far has been Tennessee Sen. Bill Frist, a close ally of President Bush. Frist, who made his candidacy known Thursday evening, has so far garnered public support from at least seven senators.

But Republican Sens. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky and Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania were considered possible rivals for the job.

The 51 GOP senators who will serve in the next Congress plan to meet Jan. 6 to decide who their next leader will be. — Associated Press

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U.S. Sen. Bill Frist of Tennessee, a close ally of President Bush, said Thursday he will probably seek to supplant Trent Lott as Senate Republican leader if he determines that most of his colleagues will support him.

In a statement, Frist said several senators had approached him Thursday and asked him to seek the job. He said he agreed to let them gauge support from all 51 GOP senators who will serve in the new Congress that convenes next month.

“I indicated to them that if it is clear that a majority of the Republican caucus believes a change in leadership would benefit the institution of the United States Senate, I will likely step forward for that role,” said Frist, who is riding high in his colleaguesÕ estimation after overseeing the GOPÕs recapture of the Senate as head of the Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee in 2002 Frist has been frequently rumored as a likely successor to Vice President Dick Cheney if Cheney for any reason did not serve further.

The Tennessee senator is also known to be interested in a presidential race of his own in 2008.

Lott, 61, has said he believes he has enough support from his colleagues to retain his job and has vowed to fight for it. The Mississippian has been under fire since Dec. 5, when he expressed regret that segregationist presidential candidate Strom Thurmond was defeated in 1948. Lott has delivered a series of apologies for his comments.

Frist, 50 and in his second Senate term, had spent the last several days making noncommittal statements about Lott. But he had been identified as one who was unusually critical of Lott during a conference call of Republican senators focusing on the Lott crisis late last week.

Earlier Thursday, GOP aides speaking on condition of anonymity said Frist was sounding out senators by telephone and was considering making the race. GOP senators plan to meet Jan. 6 to decide who will lead them in the new Congress, which convenes the next day.

“Bill didn’t tell me he was in this thing yet,” said one senator who recently has spoken to Frist. “He’s explaining what’s out there, and I’m glad he is. We need to have an internal discussion among our colleagues about our options,” the senator said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

One aide had said that Frist would consider running for the leadership post if colleagues asked him to do so “for the sake of the Senate as an institution or the long-term agenda of the Republican Party.”

In a sign that Frist might be building momentum, a Republican aide close to No. 2 Senate Republican Don Nickles of Oklahoma said Nickles, previously reported as interested in succeeding Lott, would likely support a race by Frist. It was Nickles who last weekend became the first Senate Republican to call for a new leadership by GOD senators.

Since then, the Republican Senate caucus has arranged to meet on the leadership issue in Washington on January 6th.