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wednesday, 28

You know, who cares at this point? There s been enough this week. Just to Old Zinnie s tonight at see Adam before he leaves town. And that, as they say, is that. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can see to it that I am at that trial in Florida to hear Viva s account of pumping 50 gallons of silicone into that crazy woman s buttocks, then I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, I have to get back to www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com and check out their latest article, The Zen of Drinking Alone.

T.S.

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PARTY ON!

Long before Fly on the Wall ever started swapping written licks with the glossy society rag, Elite Memphis, the Fly team sat down to plan a parody of it. We planned to call our little parody (what else?) Defeat Memphis and instead of going to high-priced charity balls and snapping shots of pretty blondes with dapper older gentlemen sipping top-drawer cocktails in elegant formalwear, we were going to hit backyard keggers in Nutbush and snap shots of party-dudes flipping us the bird. Instead of commenting on What They Wore, we were going to seek out mud-wrestling competitions and focus on What They Didn t Wear. We were going to run profiles of failed businessmen who spend their days and nights in seedy bars drinking away all the pain and humiliation. In short, it was going to be a lot of fun. But we snoozed on the idea, and we lost. Such a magazine already exists, only it s not a parody. Memphis Party Source is, it would appear, Elite Memphis re-tooled for the common man. Do they have pics of party dudes flipping off the camera? Check. Do they run profiles of total losers? Well, no, they don t. But they did run this picture of a fat guy in a beer hat and a diaper.

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A CLINTON REVIVAL (SORT OF)

He came, he saw, he shmoozed. And he even offered qualified praise for his successor in the presidency, George W. Bush, did former president Bill Clinton. Clinton appeared Friday night at a fundraiser at the East Memphis home of Gwen and John Montague for fellow Arkansas Democrat Jimmie Lou Fisher, last year’s unsuccessful gubernatorial candidate in the state next door.

Addressing a full house Ñ overwhelmingly composed of Arkies, with a scattering of Memphis Democrats Ñ Clinton skated over the recent Iraqi war and in general commended Bush’s conduct of the war on terrorism, cautioning that Americans should maintain vigilance against future terrorist attacks like that of 9/11. “They’ll hit us again, but they’ll never beat us,” Clinton said.

The former president, who in his remarks to the crowd at large did not mention either his vice president, Al Gore, nor any of the current crop of Democratic presidential candidates, said the economy and the growing national debt would be and should be major issues against Bush in next year’s presidential election.

“The national debt doesn’t mean anything to the average person because the recession has kept interest rates low,” Clinton elaborated to an attendee, adding, “But if and when the economy picks up, rates will go sky high. When that happens, people will focus on it and see that the national government is competing with the private sector in the money market.”

Earlier, Clinton had boasted to the crowd that he had actually been “more conservative” on fiscal matters than Bush and recalled that he had balanced the budget and actually had a surplus.

Prominent Tennessee Democrats in attendance included former Governor Ned McWherter and state Senator Roy Herron, both of Dresden. Among the Memphians on hand were Jim Strickland, Janice Lucas, and Sarah Hohenberg.

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FROM MY SEAT

NO CONFERENCE? NO PROBLEM

I’ve got a solution for poor Mike Tranghese, the soon to-be-spurned Big East commissioner who has whined that the pending departure of football powerhouse Miami for the ACC would be “disastrous” and “wrong.” (One can only imagine his stance on the potential flight of original Big East member Syracuse, the current men’s basketball national champ.) If college football’s powers-that-be continue to forsake a national playoff — the most ludicrous oversight in organized sports — why not get rid of the entire conference football system as we know it? It can — nay, it should — be done.

The fact is, a conference title in college football doesn’t mean a thing anymore. (And stand down, ye proponents of the Bowl Championship Series and its rotating “bids” to major bowls for prominent conference champs. That system only compounds — even mocks — the systemic problem college football has.) With television money falling off trees, Division I-A programs are no longer restricted to regional play. So open up the scheduling process so that we can follow a legitimate, if de facto, playoff-caliber regular season. My system retains the sport’s big rivalries, which are built more on geography and history than conference affiliation. The system will rotate opponents — again, based primarily on geographic regions — so that the game becomes what it should be: a national enterprise. Finally, this new system would force teams to play others of similar strength. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen enough of the annual Florida State-Wake Forest clash, to say nothing of Tennessee-Vanderbilt or Michigan-Indiana.

With the regular season now made up of 12 games, each school’s football schedule would be drawn up in three tiers of four games each. A school would retain four permanent “rivalry games.” For instance, Tennessee would continue to face Alabama, Florida, Georgia, and Arkansas year after glorious year. Memphis fans would see Louisville, Southern Miss, Arkansas, and Ole Miss every fall. Fully one third of a team’s schedule would be built around animosity. College football like it oughta be.

The second schedule tier would borrow from the NFL’s rotating inter-divisional play. Schools would continue to be loosely affiliated with their “home” conferences (after all, the conference system is still invaluable to sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey, where often three games are played each week). One season, Memphis would play four members of the Big 10, the next season four ACC opponents, the next four from the Big 12. This approach would level the playing field for the have-nots (read: Memphis), allowing fans in Tiger Nation to see big-name opposition year after year, as opposed to annual schedule-fillers like Arkansas State or Southwestern Louisiana.

Finally, a team’s schedule would be rounded out with four teams that finished within ten ranking positions (higher or lower) from the previous season. Why shouldn’t the defending national champion have to play other top-10 teams? And why should the likes of Vanderbilt have to deal with UT and Florida every fall? (These match-ups are less competitive than intra-squad spring games and they’re ruinous to college football on a “macro” level.) I can’t stand the subjective ranking system college football has built as its foundation for determining a champion. But as long as it exists, utilize it to balance schedules for all 117 Division I-A programs.

At worst, this system would leave us with precisely what we have now at season’s end: two teams based on statistical data playing for a mythical national championship. At best, the new system would broaden the competitive impact of “mid-major” programs like Memphis (and thereby boost recruiting hopes), all the while sharing the lucrative comet tail that follows glamorous programs like Miami’s wherever it takes the field.

College football is a worthwhile institution, and it can be saved. So dry your tears, Mike.

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‘TAKING NOTE’

“…(EDITOR’S NOTE: Last week’s Flyer editorial, alluded to here by Rep. Harold Ford, expressed our view that the Congressman — like much of his party’s leadership — is too assiduous about following the lead of President Bush in matters of both domestic and foreign policy – especially in regard to the war in Iraq and a proposed new round of tax cuts. That editorial can be viewed by clicking here or by going to http://www.memphisflyer.com/MFSearch/full_results.asp?xt_from=1&aID=4395. It is also appended to this text, underneath Rep. Ford’s response. As his response indicates, we complimented Congressman Ford for the attention he paid to area-wide tornado damage but recommended he express a like measure of concern for his constituents’ interests in the indicated policy areas.)

Your editorial of May 14 advises me to “Take Note, Congressman.” I am taking note and listening to my constituents, and I would like to address some mischaracterizations in your piece.

You write that I am basing my political hopes on “the dubious principle of splitting the difference with the President.” But my positions on issues aren’t determined by an inclination to go along with the President — or by an inclination to oppose him. I worked hard for Al Gore in 2000, and have endorsed John Kerry to replace President Bush in 2004. Sometimes I agree with this President and most times I don’t, and I have been equally outspoken on both scores.

For example, I supported the congressional resolution authorizing the use of force in Iraq — not the original “blank check” that the President asked for, but the narrowly tailored resolution that I worked with Republicans and Democrats to craft.

My position on Iraq was based on the available intelligence that Iraq was developing chemical and biological weapons and possibly nuclear weapons. It was the same intelligence that President Clinton had, which informed that Democratic Administration’s similar policy toward disarming Iraq. If it turns out that our intelligence overestimated the threat, we need to take a serious look at revamping the way we gather it. Regardless, I continue to believe the world is safer now that Saddam Hussein is out of power.

As for domestic issues, I have forcefully opposed the President’s failed economic agenda, and have made no bones about it. I voted against the President’s tax cuts in 2001, and last week voted against this new round of tax cuts.

It is true that I support tax cuts — but tax cuts of a radically different nature. In contrast to the President’s elimination of taxation on dividends, I would grant every worker and employer a two-month holiday from the payroll tax. This tax cut is faster, broader, cheaper, and more stimulative than President Bush’s. Under my plan, everybody would get a tax cut, from chief executives to the janitors who clean their offices. I also support $100 billion in federal aid to states like Tennessee that are facing budget shortfalls that threaten funding for schools, hospitals, and law enforcement — the President’s plan doesn’t include a dime for the states. Families in the 9th district looking for work or without health care hardly believe these differences are “modest.”

This is America, and we are free to disagree on issues. I accept and welcome criticism with hopes of learning from it. But I want to take a strident, personal objection to your newspaper’s insinuation that my concern for the tornado victims in Jackson was motivated by political calculations.

Our neighbors in Tennessee suffered tragedy and devastation. I extended my prayers and support without hesitation and certainly without calculation. That’s what we do when families are in need. We don’t calculate — we unite, and we act. I was proud to join Congressman Tanner in supporting Governor Bredesen’s request for federal disaster assistance, a request that was answered quickly by the White House. Your cynical insinuations about politics insult the families who have lost loved ones, homes, and businesses.

(Harold Ford, a Memphis Democrat, represents the 9th District of Tennessee in the U.S. House of Representatives.)

ORIGINAL FLYER EDITORIAL:

TAKE NOTE, CONGRESSMAN

We live in strange and perilous times, a fact well indicated by the recent Ð and perhaps ongoing Ð wave of deadly tornadoes afflicting Tennessee. Considering the damage done by a killer twister to nearby Jackson and the number of officially declared tornado watches and warnings weÕve already had to endure in Shelby County itself, it is understandable that 9th District congressman Harold Ford should pay heed to the problem. The congressman conspicuously addressed himself to it last week in a press release noting his requests that federal and state aid be expedited to the afflicted areas.

All well and good. But we cannot help but wonder whether FordÕs ambitions for statewide office Ð he is known to be interested in a race for the Senate in 2006 Ð loomed as large in his calculations as his undoubted concern about the natural catastrophes themselves. The fact is, there are catastrophes of another kind that may be of more direct import to his actual constituents in the 9th District, and these perils are man-made and more subject to legislative control than are the depredations of Mother Nature.

There was the war in Iraq, for example — one which was enabled in large part last fall by the actions of complaisant Democrats like himself who voted to give President Bush a virtual blank check to prosecute such an action, flimsily based as it was on IraqÕs possession of what now seem to have been non-existent Òweapons of mass destruction.Ó A one-sided combat which may, however, end up causing the United States grave and permanent difficulties among our fellow nations, the war may also ultimately have direct and indirect economic costs to the people of Tennessee totaling some $1.3 billion. ThatÕs according to State Rep. Kathryn Bowers, the newly elected head of the Shelby County Democratic Party and one of FordÕs constituents.

And what has FordÕs reaction been to BushÕs potentially even more catastrophic tax cuts, one past and one pending?: To advocate a slightly lesser tax cut of modestly different configuration. Though other ambitious Democrats Ð presidential hopefuls Howard Dean and Richard Gephardt come to mind Ð have disputed the need for any more tax cuts at all, Ford is basing his future electoral and leadership hopes on the dubious principle of splitting the difference with the president.

Just last week Secretary of the Treasury John Snow visited Memphis, where he was asked by The Flyer how he could justify the massive proposed tax cut he was here to promote when the first Bush tax cut in 2001 was followed by a dramatic downturn in the economy and by the loss of millions of jobs. (Despite subsequent administration claims, these tendencies were well evidenced before the tragedy of 9/11.) Snow had no convincing answers here, and he had none when he faced similar questions last weekend on nationally televised talk shows.

We might ask similar questions of Rep. Ford. He has dropped the ÔJr.Õ from his name, by the way, in an apparent effort to chart a separate course from that of his father, both his congressional predecessor and his namesake. The senior Ford was a dependable working-class populist, — not, like his son, a self-styled Òcentrist.Ó The difference may be explained by Ford Sr.Õs disinclination to seek state office or national celebrity.

We greatly admire the junior Ford and respect his abilities. We do wonder, however, if his long-term development Ð as well as his short-term attention span — might be best served by pointed criticism, perhaps even electoral opposition, directed at his current policy tack, one that we deem both short-sighted and entirely too self-serving .

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CHUMNEY’S HAT IN RING FOR DISTRICT 5 COUNCIL SEAT

The field of candidates for the 5th District city council seat being vacated by John Vergos has grown by one more well-known political name.

State Rep. Carol Chumney, who represents Midtown in the Tennessee legislature and who unsuccessfully sought the Democratic nomination for Shelby County mayor last year, said Monday she planned to pick up a petition for the race on Tuesday morning. Chumney said she would go to the Election Commission early and then head to Nashville, where the legislature is expected to adjourn this week. She planned to make the trip downtown in the company of activist Mary Wilder, a close friend of Chumney’s who had been a rumored candidate for the 5th District seat herself.

“There are a lot of good candidates in the race,” Chumney said, “but I’m the only one with experience in some of the most important issues the council will be dealing with.” Others who have declared for the seat include lawyer Jim Strickland, businessman/physician George Flinn, and frequent candidate Joe Cooper.

Chumney said that she felt her 13 years in the state House have been successful and that she wanted to “come home and work every day in the community,” applying her expertise. She said that she already represented “40 percent” of the council district as a legislator and knew the rest of the district well, having grown up in the East Memphis portion of it, where she now also maintains her law office.

She named child care, an issue on which she led reform efforts in Nashville, and “smart growth” as significant local issues.

If successful, Chumney said, she would finish out her legislative term but would not seek reelection to it next year. Meanwhile, any overlap in state pay would be donated to “neighborhood groups,” she said.

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DIPTERA, THE FLYER POETRY PAGE

Talisman

You leave the house in its stillness

thinking it is near dawn.

The long walk through the dark

you try to recite prayers

but forget the words, remember

only the kneeling,

the feeling of your knees growing numb.

Silver branches of trees

stir the wind, the moon

with her sallow face looks on.

If you had grown up

to become another young girl,

you are sure duppy

would not have found a way in.

In another place

you would have known

the magic phrase.

Before going to bed

would have scattered rice

onto the tile floor, watching

the iridescent husk spill

from your hands.

( editor’s note: the Jamaican word duppy is akin to the English words ghost or spirit. )

Miss Sally’s Wisdom

Chiniman say yu put purse pon ground,

yu nevah have no money.

When yu was not born yet and yu mother

was only a lickle picknie herself,

I did clean people house to mek ends meet.

And when I walk down the street

and some woman standup pon her verandah,

chatting whole heap a rubbish,

I just gwyan bout mi business same way.

I never so much as miss a step

when I hear her bellow, cooyah, but look

what that woman come to, nuh?

Now to see you like so–

looking like yu lost yu last friend.

Believe me, I understand. I know

what it is to want and not have,

to dream and next ting

yu turn round an, schwoops,

yu life done pass arredi

before yu even tink yu start.

So listen good to yu old granny:

Clutch yu purse pon yu lap, or tight-tight

up against yu chest. But remember,

wanty wanty no getty getty.


( editor’s note : the following is the 10th section of a longer poem titled, “Now the Guitar Begins. “)

10. Coda

So it has come to this:

You have become symbol

of all I cannot name.

Once, I imagined you

a bird, a heron wading through saltwater

marshes, mangroves rooted in sand.

A flush of fish in another dream,

your colours brighter than the possibility

of all reefs.

Or a house on stilts,

out in the shallows of the sea,

whittled by salt, wind, and rain.

The truth I hate to admit

even now is this: I was a child

and you, a man, unreachable

from where I stood

gazing up at your face,

a night with few stars.

I did not know you,

then nor now, anymore

it seems than you knew yourself.

Left with the worst of possible choices–

forgive me–

I made you up.

Shara McCallum
Song Of Thieves
University of Pittsburgh Press

Copyright * 2003 All rights reserved. Reproduced by permission of the University of Pittsburgh Press.

Shara McCallum is the winner of the 1998 Agnes Lynch Starrett Poetry Prize. Born in Jamaica, she currently lives and works in Memphis. The poems above are taken from her new collection, Songs of Thieves, and are reprinted here with permission from the University of Pittsburgh Press

(http://www.pitt.edu/~press/).

“Song of Thieves delves into issues of racial identity and politics, the immigrant experience, and the search for home and family histories. In this follow-up to her award-winning debut collection, The Water Between Us (Pittsburgh, 1999), Shara McCallum artfully draws from the language and imagery of her Caribbean background to play a haunting and soulful tune. ”

–University of Pittsburgh Press

If you would like to submit a poem of any length, style, or level of experimentation to be considered for Diptera, please send your poem/s, along with a self-addressed stamped envelope to Diptera, Attn: Lesha Hurliman, 460 Tennessee Street, Suite 200, Memphis, TN 38103. Electronic submissions should be sent to lhurliman@memphisflyer.com. Please include a short bio. Submissions are not limited to Memphis residents.

Diptera is not an online literary journal but something more like a bulletin board, and therefore the author retains all rights to the poetry published on Diptera. The poems published on this site can be submitted to any journal without our notification, and we do accept poems that have been previously published as long as we are given a means of obtaining permission to post them.

Dip”te*ra – An extensive order of insects having only two functional wings and two balancers, as the house fly, mosquito, etc. They have a suctorial proboscis, often including two pairs of sharp organs (mandibles and maxill[ae]) with which they pierce the skin of animals. They undergo a complete metamorphosis, their larv[ae] (called maggots) being usually with

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tuesday, 27

The Full Monty, the musical based on the film by the same name about six guys who take to stripping for a living, opens tonight at The Orpheum.

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monday, 26

All-Star Jam with Phillip Barnes at Newby s.

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sunday, 25

Capping off the Memphis in May International Festival is this evening s Sunset Symphony with the Memphis Symphony Orchestra, Stax Records legends the Memphis Horns, James Ol Man River Hyter, who is coming out of retirement to sing his classic in honor of outgoing Memphis Symphony Orchestra director Martha Ellen Maxwell. Di Anne Price & Her Boyfriends are playing at Huey s Downtown this afternoon, followed tonight by Collard Greens & Gravy. Today s Cordova Cellars Concert features Elmo & The Shades, performing the music of Chuck Berry, Carl Perkins, and other Stax legends Sam & Dave. And tonight s Smooth Jazz 98.9 Jazz Sunday concert at The Lounge is by Valencia Robinson, with an encore concert by Eric Blake.