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Trailer Park of Terror

Tommy Pine’s Shoots

and Misses

Back in its earliest days, Playwright’s Forum seemed more like Memphis playwright Howell Pearre’s own private repertory company. For the first half-dozen seasons, he was the group’s principal playwright, and he continued to contribute new pieces right up until his death in 1999. His one-act plays were often accomplished bits of traditional Southern fare, gothic-leaning with an occasional dollop of absurdism tossed in for flavor, chock-full of caustic wit and wry one-liners. His full-length plays, on the other hand, always seemed incomplete. Such is the case with Tommy Pine’s Greatest Hits, a thoroughly silly farce, currently on stage at TheatreWorks, about the funeral of a famous (and famously debauched) honky-tonk singer. Tommy Pine’s was first presented at the original TheatreWorks on South Main in 1991, but to honor Pearre, a founding member of their small but enduring company and to celebrate the close of a season dedicated entirely to locally written scripts, Playwright’s Forum has given Tommy Pine’s a less-than-stellar revival.

Of all Pearre’s meditations on the lives of the poor and tasteless, this one comes closest to veering off into total trailer-park clichÇ. Though it supposedly takes place within Nashville’s well-heeled country-music set, the author took little inspiration from the richly eccentric history of that clan, choosing instead to create broadly drawn characters from some double-wide community on the white-trash side of Toon-town. Over the course of two acts, a vast array of country-fried morons and misfits gather at a progressive (read: perfectly queer) funeral parlor to engage in an orgy of deception and backstabbing, as they squabble and plot to carve their futures from the legacy of Tommy Pine, the superstar singer who bit it in a fiery car wreck. What begins like an episode of Jerry Springer ends without resolution, like some Benny Hill rerun with characters chasing one another comically about the funeral home. It’s enough to leave even the least discriminating theatergoer wondering what the hell was that?

In spite of the meandering plot, there are a few wonderful characters and enough outstanding performances to keep things interesting. Beth Henderson is a bubble-headed delight as the dim-witted Heidi-Fay Boston (think Irlene Mandrel but dumber and sluttier). An accomplished physical comedian, Henderson gets more mileage out of a blank stare than should be allowed by law. Her sight gags alone are worth the ticket price. The always-underestimated Laurie Cook McIntosh also does a credible job as Tommy’s cradle-robbing bitch of a mother, keeping things honest even when the dialogue becomes unreal. The rest of the large (for TheatreWorks) cast ranges from adequate to awful and overacting seems to be the standard. While this was never Pearre’s best script, it still could have been much, much better.

Through July 5th.

Bat Boy Doesn’t Bite

There is a thing called chemistry. Its presence can make a scene between two bad actors completely magical. The lack of it can render a scene between two extraordinary talents flatter than an extra-flat pancake in Flatland. I can only chalk up my lack of enthusiasm for Bat Boy: The Musical to a lack of chemistry between the performers. After all, the script is loads of fun, and the performances at Playhouse on the Square are all very nearly superb. But somehow this wonderfully happy convergence of good things never generated much excitement on stage. Well, not for me anyway.

Bat Boy keeps good company. That is to say, it’s not the first musical to cloak a ham-fisted moral in sugary horrorshow kitsch. Sadly, it’s not the best either. It’s neither as colorful nor daring as The Rocky Horror Show. It’s not as overtly political or giddy as Little Shop of Horrors. For campy fun, it can’t compete with Zombie Prom. And none of these monster musicals can begin to stand up alongside the great Sweeney Todd. Still, Bat Boy makes a nice addition to the creepier side of the musical canon, and Playhouse’s production is very nearly flawless.

Taken individually, it would be difficult to say enough good things about the cast. Michael Ingersoll (Bat Boy) finds the perfect balance between the sweet and the creepy. As his love interest Shelly, Playhouse company member Angela Groeschen continues to prove why she may be the most versatile, chameleonlike actress in town. Musical heavy-hitter Leah Bray Nichols hands in one of her finest performances yet as Shelly’s animal-loving mother, and Kent Fleshman makes about the finest evil veterinarian you’ve ever seen. But taken together the ensemble fails to deliver. The stakes are never high enough. The danger is never real. Fortunately, between all the pointy ears and the horrible blood-sucking, there is just enough silliness to keep things moving in a good direction. n

Through July 27th.

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Sports Sports Feature

On a Role

Let’s be honest: If a less fawned-over basketball executive than Jerry West had presided over the Memphis Grizzlies’ draft last week, there might be a recall movement under way that would draw sympathy from Gray Davis. As it is, though many fans still cling to the happy myth that West is an infallible genius who works in mysterious ways, there have been plenty of questions. National media outlets such as ESPN.com have lambasted the Grizzlies’ draft, and West’s picks have spurred a war of words between true believers and skeptics on Grizzlies chat boards.

West’s decision to trade out of the lottery on draft night, while debatable, isn’t necessarily a bad move.

As perplexed as most Grizzlies fans likely were on draft night, the team’s moves look a little better with a few days’ perspective. Though West did indeed draft Boston College guard Troy Bell and Duke swingman Dahntay Jones significantly higher than any prognosticators had envisioned, those accusing West of trading two first-round picks for second-round talent are probably being unfair. This was a deep draft in which qualitative distinctions between picks 15-35 were highly debatable, and Bell and Jones were solidly in the first-round mix. The way the draft panned out became a worst-case scenario for the Grizzlies, with none of the likely picks for the team sliding to the Grizzlies’ draft slot at 13. With no clear pick at 13 and the cost of trading up in the draft apparently prohibitive, West’s decision to trade down — moving down three spots from 13 but up seven spots from 27 — seems sound.

Fans may legitimately wonder how Bell and Jones fit into what seems to be a crowded backcourt picture. Bell became the team’s fourth small guard under contract, joining starter Jason Williams and backups Brevin Knight and Earl Watson. The book on Bell is that he’s an explosive scorer and big-time athlete whose ability to handle the point at the next level is questionable. Bell could be another Bobby Jackson — the fearless reserve guard for the Sacramento Kings. He could also be another Will Solomon — the big-scoring combo guard from a major conference who failed to pan out as a Griz rookie a couple of years ago.

Bell graded out as the best pure athlete at the Chicago pre-draft camp, where he also showed his ability to man the point, but with the Grizzlies he may not have to. Head coach Hubie Brown intimated that he’s likely to pair Bell with Watson as the second-team backcourt, turning a style born out of necessity last season, when Gordan Giricek was traded and Michael Dickerson failed to come back from injury, into a choice.

“Last year, we played Watson and Knight together and proved that you can play a small backcourt, but you have to press,” Brown observed. The implication is that if Watson and Knight could discombobulate opposing backcourts with a pressing and trapping style, then substituting Bell, who is a little bigger than Knight but just as quick, will make the gambit even more effective. And Bell’s deeper range and penchant for getting to the line (where he’s been a near-90-percent shooter) will add needed offensive juice to the second unit.

As for Jones, a 6’6″ super-athlete with a so-so outside stroke, it would seem he’ll be stuck behind Bell and Shane Battier, who figure to be the backup wings (behind Wesley Person and Mike Miller). But Jones, at least potentially, is such a lock-down defender that one imagines Brown will find a way to get him on the floor.

“[Jones is] a highlight film, but he must improve his range from 17 feet out,” Brown said. “But we have a guy here who specializes in that.” The guy in question is assistant coach Hal Wissel, a shooting specialist brought aboard by Brown last season.

But it’s hard to envision either Bell or Jones ever becoming a star, and perhaps that’s the source of the frustration so many Grizzlies fans have expressed. Bell and Jones, while surprising picks, are safe ones, reminiscent of West’s decision to draft Drew Gooden over bigger-risk/bigger-reward athletes such as Nene Hilario and Amare Stoudamire last season. These are “class and character” guys, as West said the day after the draft, but they’re also role players, and 28-win teams need more than good role players to turn the corner.

What’s next? With the mid-level exception (about $4.8 million) and over $17 million in expiring contracts in the form of Knight, Person, and Stromile Swift, the Grizzlies could probably be a significant player in the trade and free- agent markets. The question is whether to try and make a splash now or stand pat and maximize cap room for next off-season. But that’s a different column.

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Are You Game?

On any given Wednesday night, a peek through the partially cracked blinds of Cooper-Young’s Midtown Toys reveals a glimpse into an alternate reality — people gathered around miniature tabletop villages, complete with tiny trees, tiny hills, and any number of tiny mythological creatures, knights, and dragons.

No, these people aren’t architects planning the future of some far-off universe. They are gamers playing one of a couple different versions of “Warhammer.”

“Warhammer Fantasy” is set in a world that bears some semblance to medieval Europe with its knights, dwarfs, and elves. “Warhammer 40,000” is Fantasy’s opposite. Play takes place in the 41st millennium as powerful armies of space marines take on giant cockroaches and various bad guys.

“We’ll do demo games anytime someone comes in and wants one. Ninety percent of the time, we’ll drop what we’re doing and help you out. They’re free,” says sales associate Nick Alexander.

For a first-timer visiting the store, it’s a bit surprising not to find shelves of Teddy bears and Barbie dolls lining the walls. With a name like “Midtown Toys,” one would expect the traditional amusements, but the store is actually filled with a seemingly infinite number of little silver people in plastic, suspended from pegs on the walls. These are tabletop-gaming figures in their raw, unpainted form. Gamers are expected to paint each character by hand, and with figurines about an inch tall, this task requires an inordinate amount of patience.

There’s usually someone at the end of the sales counter, paintbrush in hand, carefully applying color to miniwarriors, as several other figures, still wet with paint, are spread out to dry across the countertop.

The gaming goes on in a room off to the side, with about 10 or so dinner-table-size platforms set up with various pieces of terrain ranging from ancient ruins and trees to tumbledown structures that appear to have been bombed.

The gamers — mostly ranging from high schoolers to 30-somethings — are deeply engaged in what appear to be very confusing and meticulous games of Warhammer. In the futuristic version, tiny guys in space-age armor hide behind giant tanks as they vie for one another’s lives, while elves and vampires battle it out among miniature replicas of ancient castles in the fantasy version.

After a roll of the dice, the players use a tape measure to move characters to exact points on the table. Whether or not a hit is made against the enemy depends on what number is rolled. Joe Scott, 24, who plays the fantasy version, likens the game to a “big, blown-up version of chess.”

However, unlike chess, the possibilities with miniature gaming are endless. Players can combat with various numbers and types of characters, and the Warhammer rulebook contains several scenarios for gamers to choose from.

“The figures are worth a certain point value based on how powerful they are. You agree to play to a certain point level, like a 1,000-point game or a 1,500-point game,” explains Chris Maddox, the store’s manager. “It’s really up to the player which figures he wants to use, but he has to stay within the points total.”

Serious gamers put a lot of time and money into their sport. Since characters are purchased individually, it can take a while to collect enough to play. To get started with Warhammer, a gamer needs to shell out about $200. A couple other miniatures games, such as those marketed by WizKids, are a little cheaper and cost more in the range of $40 to get started. Midtown Toys sells other brands as well, but none matches the popularity of Warhammer.

Tabletop gaming isn’t just for kids. Alexander says people from ages 6 to 60 come into the store to play. And the sport is growing. Games Workshop, the manufacturer of Warhammer and a few other similar games, such as the miniversion of Lord of the Rings, recently moved their North American distribution center to Memphis. Its headquarters are in England, where the game is hugely popular. Human resource director Ben Evans says they’ll eventually open a Games Workshop Battle Bunker store, which offers open gaming and classes for beginners, in the East Memphis area.

“The industry is really growing, and once people get into the hobby, it’s something they stay with. With Games Workshop moving into town, that’s really building a lot of interest,” says Greg Spence, co-owner of Midtown Toys. “They’ve even had salespeople coming in here and helping us reorganize and plan events.”

Spence says they’ll eventually begin hosting more tournaments, working closely with Games Workshop to increase interest in the hobby.

“We’re hoping to get our own Games Day, which is like the big event for this kind of stuff,” says Alexander. “It’ll be kind of like the Super Bowl, only with miniature games.”

The gaming room at Midtown Toys is available at no cost on Wednesday nights and Saturday afternoons. For more information, go to MidtownToys.com.

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Music Music Features

Sound Advice

It was about a year ago when the awful thing happened: I was driving somewhere between Memphis and Nashville and listening to an oldies station. Gordon Lightfoot had just finished singing “Sundown” and I was fully expecting to hear a Neil Diamond tune like “Cracklin’ Rosie” or maybe that “Sheila” song by Tommy Roe. But no. They played “Blister in the Sun” by the Violent Femmes. Let me repeat that: They played “Blister in the Sun” on an oldies station right after Gordon Lightfoot’s “Sundown.” I almost ran off the road. Oh sure, it was recorded 21 years ago. The eponymous album it was on has gone platinum (though it never cracked the Billboard Top 200). But it can’t be on an oldies station because it still sounds like modern rock. Twenty-one years after the fact, it still sounds new. Go find out just how new it sounds when the Femmes play Mud Island Amphitheater as headliners of the Memphis Jam concert Saturday, July 5th. Memphis’ own blues rockers The Porch Ghouls will be on hand as well. Can you hope to get more show for three bucks? I doubt it.

The Ultracats bring together Lori Gienapp, the big-voiced former drummer for the Porch Ghouls and Lost Sounds, and diva Alicja Trout for some hot chick-garage-rock. They will be beautifying a triple bill that includes Jay Reatard’s occasionally shocking Final Solutions and The High School Hellcats at Murphy’s on Saturday, July 5th.

And for all you neo-hillbillies out there, here comes the guy who put the “alt” in alt-country, and no, I don’t mean Steve Earle. Jason Ringenberg of Jason & the Scorchers fame learned his chops playing rockabilly in the Nashville punk scene in the ’80s. But what started out as rockabilly quickly shifted and became a more contemporary blend of hard rock and hardcore honky-tonk. Ringenberg’s solo material also splits the difference between classic country and classic rock, with a slight emphasis on the rock. He’ll be at the Hi-Tone CafÇ on Sunday, July 6th. — Chris Davis

Wow, with the Violent Femmes, the Jayhawks, Matthew Sweet (playing in the Thorns), and Jason Ringenberg all in town, is this Gen-X nostalgia week or what? And speaking of musical questions to ponder, what’s up with Three 6 Mafia and subcultural fads? Has any artist this side of “Weird Al” Yankovic so aggressively pursued novelty hits? Too bad our local hip-hop heroes have just as mixed a batting average: First there was an ode to syrup sipping (probably their best single), then came tongue rings (bad — very, very bad), then the two-way pager (nice use of sound effect as hook), and now fancy hubcaps, or “spinners” I guess (not as stupid as the tongue-ring song, but still pretty lame). Oh well, I say anything that keeps them from rapping about sex is a good thing.

Regardless, you can bet that the Triple-6’s record-release party for their new disc Da Unbreakables (hip-hop slang is a beautiful thing, but the bad spelling has got to go), Friday, July 4th, at the New Daisy Theatre, will be the wildest show of the week. — Chris Herrington

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Divine Mafa, president, founder, and chairman of Divine Entertainment, has big plans for Memphis. The Zimbabwean (by way of London) is launching the first V.I.P. Jazz Festival, which he plans to make an annual event, at Isaac Hayes’ Music ™ Food ™ Passion this Thursday, July 3rd.

“The festival is meant to educate and improve awareness of the importance of jazz music in the Memphis community and the surrounding society,” explains a press release. In an interview this week, Mafa is quick to elaborate on his intentions: “This concert is going to be a very prestigious event. I want to make it a yearly tradition. There are some very important jazz stars in Memphis, and we need to cultivate their talent.”

Mafa, who came to Memphis four years ago to work at U.T. medical school, has been a jazz fan “for as long as I can remember. My father had a tremendous music collection,” he recalls, “and I discovered Miles Davis and Louis Armstrong when I was really young.”

Armstrong holds a particular fascination for the promoter. “To me, Louis is the saint of jazz. I consider him the godfather,” Mafa says. “He built the foundation that all other jazz players built upon, which is why the first V.I.P. Jazz Festival is going to be a tribute to him.”

Mafa has promoted several concerts around town this year. He worked with Showtime Productions to bring Jay-Z to Memphis for the last Tyson fight and produced the “Welcome Home Trenyce” party for the American Idol contestant. He’s also booked reggae shows at the Hi-Tone (“my favorite local club,” he says) and plans to promote events at The Pyramid and beyond.

His inspiration? Tireless jazz promoter Irwin Sheft, who set up the Jazz Foundation of Memphis in 1985. “If you’re not working with Irwin on a jazz show, you’re wasting your time,” Mafa says with a laugh. “Irwin is my best friend,” he continues in all seriousness. “He’s been helping me strategize this show, and we’re working on future projects together.”

The roster for the V.I.P. Jazz Festival includes Herman Green, Kelley Hurt, and Chris Parker.

“Kelley’s vocal style is so unique,” he continues. “She’s so different from what’s typically called ‘the Memphis Sound.’ She’s a world-class vocalist. We just might have a big star in Kelley.”

Also appearing this year: Trumpeter Nokie Taylor, Los Angeles-based vocalist Kitty Alexander, and former Platters vocalist James Austin, who will be performing with Dr. Bill Herd. “It’s so ironic,” Mafa enthuses. “I used to watch [Austin’s] videos when I was a kid.”

Of singer Joyce Cobb, who is slated to perform with her band Cool Heat, Mafa laments, “Everyone knows who she is locally, and she’s such a pro, so why isn’t she internationally known? There’s not enough support for the local jazz community.”

“I hope that eventually the V.I.P. Jazz Festival will bring big business to Memphis,” Mafa says. “So many people already come to Memphis because of the musical history here.

“Everyone knows Memphis because of Elvis Presley and B.B. King, but we need to focus on music that’s happening now, not build museums to the past. What about the future legends?”

The 1st Annual V.I.P. Jazz Festival will begin at 7 p.m. on Thursday, July 3rd, at Isaac Hayes in Peabody Place. Tickets are $25, available at the venue or by phone at 529-9222.

Music for the Masses, a musical event of a different sort, will be held at the Raoul Wallenberg Shell in Overton Park on Wednesday, July 9th. The concert, produced by Misty White in conjunction with the Mid-South Peace and Justice Center, will benefit the Pastors for Peace program, which delivers humanitarian aid to Latin America and the Caribbean. Indie stalwarts Snowglobe and The Coach & Four are scheduled to perform, along with local rapper Chopper Girl, The Visionaires, and Plywood Doghouse, while the Breeding Ground dance troupe will open the show.

Also appearing at Music for the Masses are the “Caravanistas,” who, via Pastors for Peace, are transporting buses to Cuba. Concertgoers are encouraged to paint graffiti on the vehicles, explains White, coordinator of the event. “Last year, I drew the TCB logo with the lightning bolt,” she recalls. “I broke the embargo on Elvis!”

The Music for the Masses concert is free, although donations to Pastors for Peace are encouraged. The concert is scheduled to run from 2 to 10 p.m.

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Did Saddam Exist?

To the Editor:

To imply, as your recent editorial did (June 19th issue), that there may have never been weapons of mass destruction in Iraq is no different from claiming that since Saddam Hussein has yet to be found, he may never have existed. We know that Saddam has had WMD because he used chemical weapons against Iran and against his own people. What do you think he gassed the Kurds with? Harsh language?

Practically every nation on earth — including Iraq — has documented these weapons. In the mid-1990s, after Saddam’s son-in-law Kamal defected, Iraq was forced to admit that it had produced 5,000 gallons of botulism, 2,000 gallons of anthrax, and 25 biologically armed scud missiles. President Bush didn’t make this claim. Iraq did.

Economic sanctions were leveled against Iraq for not cooperating with U.N. weapons inspectors. To follow your “logic,” we have to assume that after the weapons inspectors were barred from re-entry into Iraq in 1998, Saddam then decided to destroy these weapons and simply failed to mention it to the international organizations in charge of the economic sanctions leveled at Iraq. Your editorial assumes that Saddam Hussein would be willing to give up hundreds of billions of dollars in revenue for no reason at all.

While it is legitimate to ask, “Where Are They, Mr. Bush?,” it is wrong to mislead your readers the way you did in this editorial.

Chris Leek

Memphis

“Real” Negative

To the Editor:

This is in response to the very negative article titled “‘Real’ Memphis” (Viewpoint, June 19th issue) by Mary Cashiola. Although Chip, Trenyce, and Robin are not perfect, who on a reality show is? Trenyce’s record was expunged because she was found not guilty. And, yes, Robin is a diva, yet she had the guts to go for it. People who sit on the sidelines have the luxury of chastising those who go out and get what they want.

Shame on Mary Cashiola. I pray that she holds herself to the same standards she holds everyone else to. Then maybe she can be the beacon of light that all Memphians should follow. But somehow I doubt it!

Sheila Clark

Memphis

To the Editor:

Your article “Radioactive Future” (June 26th issue) was full of socialist, liberal, junk-science drivel. But after looking at the byline — Charles Sheehan-Miles of the Nuclear Policy Research Institute — I understood. The NPRI is affiliated with the World Policy Institute, a socialist, one-world government and arm of the Council on Foreign Relations.

The reason the terrorists crashed into the World Trade Center towers instead of the Indian Point nuclear reactor is because they knew that they would not be able to penetrate the concrete-reinforced cooling tower. They also knew that New York City passed a law forbidding the use of asbestos during the building of the WTC. Asbestos was not used above the 64th floor, which is why the terrorists flew into higher floors (87 and 96). They knew the floors would burn and collapse.

The author continues to try to scare us with Three Mile Island, at which no one lost their life. Nuclear energy is the answer to a true environmentalist’s dream. There is no other mass-produced energy source that is safer, cleaner, or as reliable and cost-efficient.

James B. “Mickey” White

Rossville, Tennessee

The Frist Amendment?

To the Editor:

Senator Bill Frist backs a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, or, as he puts it, reserving the sacrament of marriage for a union between man and woman. [Mean]while, veterans and active-duty service members have their benefits slashed, Medicare is sold to the highest bidder, [and] the Bush administration borrows money to give to millionaires. Funny, I don’t remember the word “sacrament” being a part of constitutional law.

Jeff Crook

Memphis

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A Waste of Time

In one of those dramatic monologues by Robert Browning that we all studied in school, a character says of a painting on his wall, “I call that piece a wonder.” We are put in mind of Browning by the official Democratic response to President Bush’s weekly radio address last Saturday. Delivered by our own 9th District congressman, Harold Ford, that piece was worthy of being called a wonder too.

In roughly five minutes and 537 words, the congressman — who is famously eager to advance himself politically and plans a statewide Senate race for 2006 — managed to say as close to nothing as is physically possible in the time and space allotted. It was a Guinness Book feat. But as far as offering any kind of useful contrast to Bush on the burning issues of the day didn’t happen. Not even close.

Here is part of Ford’s rhetorical runup: “You know, part of the American tradition is for each generation to make life better for the next. So the question is, How do we make it better for our children. Let’s be honest, there are challenges and opportunities ahead of us that must be met with leadership that inspires and invests in America’s future. We must realize that our future will only be as bright as the decisions we make today allow it to be.” Riveting stuff, no?

So how does the congressman deal with the circumstances of the Iraq war and the so-far missing WMDs — issues that increasingly have Democrats, Independents, and even some Republicans wondering if the nation has been lied to by its political leadership? Said Ford: “I voted for the use of force in Iraq. We are safer without Saddam in power. But our continued security depends on our intelligence being accurate and trusted. We must ensure that it is.”Dubya couldn’t have said it better himself!

Repeatedly the congressman lamented that people in Washington spend too much time “complaining about politics.” (Never mind that the official Democratic response is supposed to be a reasoned political complaint!) “That same energy could be better spent fully funding the Leave No Child Behind Act, so when school starts back in the fall, principals, teachers, and parents can all do their jobs better.” This was followed by a real clincher: “Anyone who has been in a school knows teachers have it hard enough as it is.”

And, again, on the burning question of Iraq and of deception at the highest levels of government: “Instead of complaining about politics, people in Washington could spend their time better by reforming and strengthening our intelligence gathering.”

Readers who may doubt that Ford’s remarks were quite as banal, as noncommittal, and as beside the point as this summary suggests are invited to read them in their entirety — as posted on the Flyer Web site, MemphisFlyer.com.

Meanwhile, hearken to the congressman’s conclusion — and its unintended ironies: “This week we celebrate the Fourth of July. We mark the occasion by saluting the veterans and patriots who have defended our freedom. Their courage made America better for us. And it’s now time for this generation to make it better for the next.”

That cannot be done, sir, by beating around the bush — or the Bush — so miserably as this.

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Oryx and Crake

By Margaret Atwood

Nan A. Talese/Doubleday; 374 pp.; $26

Readers who appreciated Margaret Atwood’s futuristic novel The Handmaid’s Tale will be encouraged by her return to the genre in Oryx and Crake. Her new novel explores a world almost completely devoid of human inhabitants except for the simple, clonelike Children of Crake, or “Crakers,” and the near-solitary human, Snowman.

In her troubled paradise, Atwood unleashes impressive scientific-minded individuals who are unhampered by moral complications. Almost every fear or phobia one might harbor regarding such a world is realized in Oryx and Crake, and had Atwood not developed with equal precision the societal trends that led to this disturbed utopia, the novel would be much less compelling.

The novel’s backdrop is a neatly stratified world: There are the Compounds, where the gifted reside and carefully guard against infections and contaminations that might infiltrate their super-structured, super-sterilized suburbs. The Compounds are countered by run-down, crime-ridden cities known as Pleeblands.

Atwood’s narrative also weaves in and out of several realities and time periods. There is the world of Jimmy and Glenn; there is the world Crake creates and destroys; and there is the narrative strain of Snowman and the remaining Crakers.

As teenage boys, Jimmy (nicknamed “Thickney” after a “defunct double-jointed Australian bird”) and Glenn (nicknamed “Crake” after the Australian red-necked crake) inhabit a Compound and spend their time playing violent video games and accessing pornography on the Internet. Their friendship advances, and as they approach graduation from HelthWyzer High, they enter a high-pitched “college” selection process, the same ludicrous application process we know today, only more so.

There is a brief falling away between the two friends, until Crake — an academic star at his college and now a leading force at the RejoovenEsense Compound — arranges a position there for Jimmy. RejoovenEsense was “sparkling clean, landscaped, ecologically pristine, and very expensive. The air was particulate-free, due to many solar whirlpool purifying towers, discreetly placed and disguised as modern art.”

RejoovenEsense also is home to the beautiful and mysterious Oryx, whom Jimmy instantly fell in love with years ago when he first viewed her on a child-pornography Internet site. A love triangle develops and tragedy falls. It is left to Jimmy, who renames himself “Snowman,” to guide and educate the Children of Crake.

Physically beautiful, both males and females of perfect form, Crake’s children live in naked, ignorant bliss. The Crakers’ bodies produce citrus-oil insect repellent, and they purr to heal injuries. They worship Oryx and Crake and ask Snowman simplistic questions like, “What is toast?” (To his dismay, Crake was never able to eliminate singing and dreaming.) When a woman is fertile or “blue,” pregnancy is ensured by a group-mating: four men and one woman. Since it is the pheromones she releases that trigger male excitement, this ritual occurs without love or incident. Gone are rivalries and sexual insecurities. The women nurse their young, and the men perform a bizarre ritual they believe protects the women and children.

Atwood’s hypothesis, central to Oryx and Crake, is that people driven by division, safety, sterility, ease, and perfection will lose what it means to be human. Her fans will not be surprised by her ambition and virtuosity, but most will find this new novel less engaging than the brilliant Alias Grace and The Blind Assassin. Still, Oryx and Crake is comprehensive in scope, chilling. — Lisa C. Hickman

The Dogs of Babel

By Carolyn Parkhurst

Little, Brown; 264 pp.; $21.95

Few novels get the kind of marketing blitz that Little, Brown has given Carolyn Parkhurst’s debut, The Dogs of Babel. Months before it was published, the book was already amassing an impressive level of advance buzz as literary prognosticators heralded it as the fiction debut of the year, a summer must-read, and — most tellingly — this year’s The Lovely Bones.

Like Alice Sebold’s celebrated debut, The Dogs of Babel is about death and how we comprehend it when it feels much too large and much too sad to comprehend. Grief is the crucial emotion in both novels, driving the plot and defining the characters even as Sebold and Parkhurst both emphasize therapy over storytelling, received ideas about healing over original insights.

In The Dogs of Babel, after his wife Lexy falls from a tree and dies, linguistics professor Paul Iverson tries to teach their Rhodesian Ridgeback, Lorelei, to talk. His approach is very scientific, beginning with analyzing the sounds she already makes and devising ways she might be trained to expand her vocabulary. His aim, however, is entirely personal: He wants Lorelei to tell him what happened to Lexy, why she climbed the tree, and whether she committed suicide.

Of the two books, The Dogs of Babel feels grittier and more realistic, despite an entertaining subplot about an underground cadre of canine linguists. Whereas The Lovely Bones was narrated by a teenage girl in an idealized afterlife, The Dogs of Babel sticks to the ugliness of reality, where messy emotions only get messier. Paul’s growing obsession with Lorelei’s speech capabilities threatens his job, his friendships, and his sanity. Soon he resorts to cruelty, breaking “one of the cardinal rules of dog ownership” by withholding water from Lorelei.

On the other hand, The Lovely Bones is more artfully and more charmingly written, its sentences eloquently and knowingly conjuring the pain of the bereaved and the horrors of murder. Where Parkhurst succeeds in concept, she fails in technique. Her prose can politely be described as workmanlike: There are moments of inspired clarity, but Parkhurst has not yet learned to make her sentences do more than get from point A to point B.

Her storytelling troubles run more than sentence-deep. The plot moves fitfully, in digressions and asides. Paul alternates between describing his linguistics experiments with Lorelei and recalling his life with Lexy, and at times it feels like we’re reading his journal, but Parkhurst leaves this structuring device frustratingly vague.

She also breaks one of the cardinal rules of fiction-writing by withholding crucial evidence from her readers. About two-thirds into the novel, Parkhurst reveals a new clue to Lexy’s death, but Paul admits he has known it all along. This contrivance makes Paul seem untrustworthy and Lexy seem unreal, leaving Lorelei the most well-drawn and likable character.

Despite the marketers’ best efforts, it seems unlikely that The Dogs of Babel will make as big an impact as The Lovely Bones, which still haunts the bestseller list almost a year after its release. Commercial and literary successes like Sebold’s are few and far between, and successors typically fare less well. Still, Parkhurst’s debut is an intense, if intensely flawed, addition to the growing literature on grief and healing. — Stephen Deusner

Fear Itself

By Walter Mosley

Little, Brown; 316 pp.; $24.95

Cowards, take heart. Fear Itself is not the hair-raising adventure suggested by the title of Walter Mosley’s latest crime noir. Not a roller-coaster ride, Fear Itself is more of a sporting drive around 1950s Los Angeles, where an unassuming bookshop owner, Paris Minton, and his imposing friend, Fearless Jones, attempt to locate a missing man but find instead a family in deadly turmoil and a business community in cutthroat competition. Needing money, and wanting a unique manuscript that becomes the crux of the conflict, Paris is more likable than some protagonists in a genre pioneered by Dashiell Hammett and Raymond Chandler.

Through his narrator, Mosley explores the noir tradition, at the same time placing the African-American community within it. When the used-book business is slow, Paris is content to read from the stock; but he is quick to distinguish between his tastes and the romances, westerns, and violent action stories preferred by most of his patrons. He reads the likes of Candide, Don Quixote, and the poetry of Langston Hughes. He claims that fear is his primary motivating force in most situations. Absence of fear is the state achieved while reading an inspiring book that may require some deciphering. He longs for written records of the thoughts of black people. By relating his experiences with Fearless, he contributes to those accounts.

Although Paris often quotes his mother’s pithy observations, his own ruminations are more interesting. (“Thieves are the people most afraid of being robbed” and “Greed will make even a meek man into a fool.”) He regrets that the civil rights movement in Los Angeles lags behind the momentum building in the Southern states. He shuffles and jives for the white cops and lapses into a familiar patois with Fearless and his friends. Some transitions from one idiom to another aren’t altogether consistent (there seems to be some confusion about the pronunciation of “with”), but Paris’ realization that anticipation is the greater part of joy, along with his insight related to the whereabouts of a fly, is sparkling stuff. While the mystery of Fear Itself is resolved largely through dialogue, there is a merciful absence of tedious exchanges that have to be reread backward to determine who said what. Mosley is adept at identifying speakers within the context of scene and action.

The air of detachment in crime noir partly derives from occasional vibrant descriptions strategically placed amid a vague backdrop, much like circles of streetlight on a dark sidewalk. Mosley’s characters are described in detail, with particular attention to the range in skin tones. Their motives are complex, multilayered, and subject to change whenever expedient. Paris and Fearless motor down enough streets to conjure a virtual grid of Los Angeles in 1955, but lack of specifics conveys a feeling of suspension. Paris’ bookshop, two mansions, O’Brien’s bar and a boarding house on Denker provide vintage glimpses into the heyday of the lonely investigator prying secrets out of the darkness. — Linda Baker

The Probable Future

By Alice Hoffman

Doubleday; 336 pp.; $24.95

“But whether the season had been fair or foul, in all this time there had been only one baby to be born feet first, the mark of a healer, and that child was Stella Sparrow Avery.”

So, Alice Hoffman, in her beguiling new novel, The Probable Future, introduces the reader to the youngest Sparrow in a long line of witchy women in the New England town of Unity. Each generation’s child possesses a supernatural gift, which comes upon her on her 13th birthday. That Stella is the 13th child of the mystic Sparrow clan means that she is going to be especially gifted, and she is the focus of this multigenerational story. Stella’s gift is that she can see the future, can foresee a person’s death.

Hoffman’s mesmeric novels — this is her 22nd — almost always contain some element of the paranormal woven seamlessly into everyday life. She is the godmother of urban magic-realism. Her distinguished and prolific career has had more hits than misses, and The Probable Future is one of her stronger successes.

Briefly: Rebecca Sparrow, the matriarch of the family, could feel no pain. Stella’s grandmother, Elinor, has a built-in lie detector. Stella’s mother, Jenny, can see into people’s dreams and is separated from Stella’s father, Will, a bright man who never amounted to much.

This story is set in motion when Stella visits her father to confess her gift, which she sees as an affliction. Will challenges her to predict someone’s death — someone in the restaurant where they are eating. Stella then foresees something horrible: a pretty, young blond woman across the way with her throat slit. She tells her father to do something, and in a misguided attempt at being a good parent, Will takes this information to the police. When the woman is found murdered a week later, Will is, of course, arrested as a suspect.

Jenny, who had been dreading her daughter’s 13th birthday, quickly perceives what occurred: “Now Jenny understood, this was the aptitude that had been visited on Stella an eye for death, an ability to read the human timetable; a nightmare of a gift.” Stella is sent to live with Elinor.

“Jenny couldn’t help but resent the other girls who worried about grades and clothing and their love-lives, when her own daughter would be fretting over the many ways it was possible to lose someone in this world.” Hoffman gracefully weaves this theme into her story, and she writes beautifully of the physical forces at work in the universe. But her characters, so in tune with the world of flora and fauna, the whole expiring planet, are perceived as witches in the community.

Fear of the Sparrow women is part of life in Unity. Is it that most folks go about their business blithely unaware of the wonders of the world and that the women of the Sparrow family are tuned in, somehow chosen?

Hoffman’s theme — the inevitability of death, the ironic “probable future” — in less deft hands would weigh down the story. But this novel is masterfully constructed with a light touch: Mortality is what makes us human. Our temporal landscape is all there is, fraught as it is with danger, love, luck, loss, frailty, and the vulnerability of the human heart.

The Probable Future is lush with literary enchantment. You won’t soon forget the outlandish Sparrow women.

Corey Mesler

Ten Little Indians

By Sherman Alexie

Grove Press; 242 pp.; $24

It’s no criticism to say that Sherman Alexie shouldn’t quit his day job. In addition to writing highly intelligent and decidedly offbeat short stories about the lives of Native Americans, he also is a filmmaker and screenwriter, poet, newspaper columnist, activist, and stand-up comedian.

But his greatest talent is literary, not only because his stories capture all the complexities of his subject matter but also because they encompass all his other activities: His imaginative and keenly insightful stories about modern Native Americans bristle with jokey humor, political and social outrage, and deeply observed tragedy.

The stories in Ten Little Indians, his third short-story collection and his 12th book overall, are mostly populated by Native Americans caught between a reservation-centered world they long ago rejected and a white, capitalist world that does not fully accept them. While these racial contradictions often present earth-shattering dilemmas, the characters face them with humor intact, often making jokes at their own expense and laughing in the face of misfortune.

In “The Search Engine,” the best story here, “Corliss figured she could certainly benefit from positive ethnic stereotypes and not feel any guilt about it. For five centuries, Indians were slaughtered because they were Indians, so if Corliss received a free coffee now and again from the local free-range lesbian Indiophile, who could possibly find the wrong in that?”

A bookish reservation girl skimping to get through college, Corliss is enamored with white poets like Gerard Manley Hopkins even though her family disapproves. Alexie reveals the social and political implications of her rebellion — “It was easy to hate white vanity and white rage and white ignorance, but what about white compassion and white genius and white poetry?” — but his main interest is personal. Without quite realizing it, Corliss has been searching for a Native American voice, which she finds in an obscure poet named Harlan Atwater. Despite the difference in gender, this story feels autobiographical and is all the more affecting for it.

Alexie has a tendency to indulge in digressions, jazzy riffs on politics or pop culture in characters’ voices. Occasionally, however, he digresses simply to reach a punchline, slowing the story’s momentum and distracting from its central conflicts. For example, he begins the devastating “Can I Get a Witness?” with a lengthy aside about rampant consumerism (“Pretty soon I’ll wear shopping bags for dresses, and what would Donna Karan think of that?”). Since there is no character yet to anchor these observations, they do nothing but delay the story, which, once it gets going, is a harrowing and beautifully defiant response to America’s post-9/11 pieties.

Infusing his stories with an explicit outrage that often borders on righteous, Alexie not only reveals his own politics through these characters but also shows how hard it is for us to live up to our own ideals. His characters are often second-guessing their liberal practices and questioning their own valued beliefs, and Alexie does them justice by forgoing easy answers in favor of even harder questions. Ultimately, his Native American characters are trapped beyond escape, a predicament they share with every other American. — Stephen Deusner

The Book Against God

By James Wood

Farrar, Straus and Giroux; 257 pp.; $24

Peopled with the kind of highbrow characters one would expect from an author ensconced in the world of intellectuals, The Book Against God is James Wood’s not surprisingly heady attempt at a first novel. (Wood is the particularly tough book critic for The New Republic.)

Surrounded by those who care for him and love him most, the book’s protagonist, Thomas Bunting, insists on being paranoid, self-absorbed, jobless, and chronically philosophical. Consequently, his marriage is on the rocks, his relationship with his parents is strained, and even his closest friend Max, a successful political columnist, is frowning at him.

When the book begins, Bunting, a self-proclaimed liar and atheist, is separated from his wife Jane, an accomplished pianist with a saint’s patience, who had (until “the incident”) supported him financially while he “finished” his Ph.D. dissertation in philosophy. Instead of finishing, though, Bunting began a secret work he calls “The Book Against God” or “the BAG” — a profuse, obsessive collection of arguments with God and with religious thinkers and believers, most importantly, Kierkegaard and his father, a theologian turned minister.

The book begins, “I denied my father three times, twice before he died, once afterwards,” which immediately draws a very thin line between God and the father, both of whom are equally incomprehensible to Bunting.

At first, it seems the name-dropping nature of the dialogue (which is bound to go over most heads) is going to be a cumbersome unloading of the author’s vast scholarship. But however thinly Wood has disguised himself as the protagonist, eventually the many intellectual warfares become believable enough. Bunting develops an irrational need (brought on, presumably, by the secret work of the BAG) to argue with everyone around him about God. Of course, one gets that Nietzsche feeling that anyone so fixated on his opposition to God does believe in God.

Wood’s abilities as a storyteller really come to fruition in a touching, brief conversation that Bunting has with his father and in a eulogy Bunting delivers at his father’s funeral, a truly wonderful culmination of the various attempts by Bunting to be honest with himself.

In the end, Wood creates a character who is both despicable and somehow understandable. This sentiment can be summed up in one sentence uttered by Jane on more than one occasion: “Tom, pull yourself together, for goodness’ sake.”

Despite a springy narrative that moves from outward reality to Bunting’s thoughts, Wood manages a pleasing pace that doesn’t feel gimmicky or annoyingly postmodern. And ultimately, it is satisfying (if a little strained). Anyone who has religious baggage or courts a God different from the one he or she grew up with is going to appreciate the situation that poor Thomas Bunting has gotten himself into.

Lesha Hurliman

The Song Reader

By Lisa Tucker

Downtown Press; 306 pp.; $12 (paper)

The desire to help others is human nature. From the time most of us are in kindergarten, we dream of being doctors and nurses or teachers or even the president, and when grown-ups ask us why, we respond with a simple, “I want to help people.” But for some, that seemingly innocent desire can become so self-consuming that it becomes a reason, perhaps the only reason, for living.

Such is the case in Lisa Tucker’s debut novel, The Song Reader, a tale of two sisters trying to make it on their own after their mother’s premature death in a car accident. The story is narrated by the younger sister, Leeann, an intuitive teen whose complex assessments of the world around her make her seem wise beyond her years. The story’s set in a small Missouri town on the Mississippi River in the 1980s.

The elder sister, Mary Beth, is left to head the household, and to supplement her income as a waitress, she takes her love for music and transforms it into a money-making passion. She calls the practice “song reading” and devises a system of charts to keep track of the songs her troubled customers report to be stuck in their heads. She spends days listening to the songs, carefully picking apart the lyrics and using that information to get at what’s going on inside her customers — a sort of song shrink, if you will, until the problems get more serious. When one customer reveals her darkest secret, Mary Beth divulges her best advice. But when that advice results in near-tragedy, Mary Beth takes a turn for the worse and retreats within herself, unable to care for her family. That leaves young Leeann to fend for herself and Tommy, a toddler whom Mary Beth took in after one of her customers decided she didn’t want him.

In the early chapters of the book, Leeann longs for her estranged father, whose disappearance from her life remains a mystery until Mary Beth’s breakdown reveals the family’s dark, buried past. Leeann eventually finds her father, but he’s too caught up in his own mysterious mental illness to take charge. Leeann’s character is forced to do a 180 as she steps up to the plate.

Tucker does an excellent job painting a complex picture of this very dysfunctional family, all the while maintaining an easy-to-follow narrative. Her style is to-the-point but by no means simple, even if it is in the voice of Leeann, who, despite her maturity, still sees things from a teenager’s perspective.

It’s a first-person narrative that’s a little reminiscent of J.D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye, and the constant references to the music of the 1980s bring back fond memories of a time when things were simpler, despite the fact that things are not so simple for our two main characters.

In addition to its major themes — the fragility of the family, self-discovery — The Song Reader addresses an unpleasant reality: The desire to please others can be dangerous. Through a brilliant, hard-to-put-down novel, Tucker teaches us a life lesson: It’s okay to fulfill the natural desire to help, but don’t forget your own happiness. — Bianca Phillips

Jonah Sees Ghosts

By Mark Sullivan

Akashic Books; 196 pp.;

$13.95 (paper)

Dysfunction is a strange shape-shifter of an animal. In Mark Sullivan’s Jonah Sees Ghosts, it’s also one that lives on in the imagination, expressed in this case through a boy named Jonah, who, um, sees ghosts.

Essentially a modern-day coming-of-age novel — albeit one including gun-toting geriatric lesbian specters, a half-naked janitor who appears out of nowhere, and a dead cleaning lady in the bathroom, to name a few — Sullivan’s tale centers upon a boy dealing with the aftereffects of a childhood framed by alcoholism.

You see, when Jonah was 6 his father flew off a cliff after imbibing one too many of his ritual noontime martinis. And so our story begins, quite literally, in the first sentence: “Dan Hart died on his son Jonah’s sixth birthday.”

But for Jonah, at least, Dan stays in the picture, a primary figment among the increasing plethora of ghosts that the boy encounters everywhere, right on through his teenage years, during which most of this story takes place. Think about a pizza with bloody fingers on it. This, my friends, is Jonah’s daily life.

Oh, and at night he can leave his body and travel into the ether, retreating into worlds as large as the bedroom of a girl or as small as a Coke can. As if it weren’t hard enough to make it through high school without the dead constantly harassing you.

But as Jonah says, “One thing is very much like another.” And here’s the root of our protagonist’s dilemma: Emerging from tragedy through the vehicle of the imagination, things tend to blur.

The other main character in the story is Jonah’s mother, Susan, who, while less eccentric than her son, carries her loss in her own quirky way. Think neospiritualist control freak with a really good heart and a large collection of erotica, if such an archetype exists.

The blurring of the boundaries between the real, surreal, and unreal, and the effect of that confusion upon one who has suffered a great loss, is the power behind this impressive first novel by Mark Sullivan. Although there is an inherent sadness in Jonah’s situation, the author manages to paint a character who is wholly endearing.

The book is almost like a ghost itself: not intensely plot-driven but more an impressionistic rendering of the psyche of one family. And though the story sometimes feels slightly unfocused, especially when the story begins to unravel, the humor of some of the otherworldly encounters (remember those lesbian grannies?) makes it a quick and entertaining read. It might even elicit a tear or two. Check it out if you get a chance. — Jenn Hall

The Gangster We Are

All Looking For

By là thi diem th£y

Knopf; 158 pp.; $18

The opening line of là thi diem th£y’s debut novel sets a precedent for the rest of the story: “Linda Vista, with its rows of yellow houses, is where we eventually washed to shore.” From this point on, the narrator uses color and water to mark time, although time in this book is never in one direction, merely an indicator of change.

The book is written in short passages and told through the eyes and remembrances of a young Vietnamese girl who carries readers along, sometimes forward, sometimes backward, sometimes into her own secret, made-up world. The book also chronicles the story of one Vietnamese family before and after their arrival in America. The narrator, age 6, begins the novel by detailing the escape and resettling of six refugees (the girl, her father, and four “uncles”) in San Diego with the reluctant son of a deceased philanthropist whose dying wish was to help the Vietnamese boat people.

The six muddle through their new country and language, shuffling for two years between various housing arrangements and jobs, before the girl’s mother finally joins the family. During these first two years, the narrator introduces readers to her world: Glass animals are her friends; she hears the heartbeat in a butterfly statue; and, with just a pull of a seam in the clouds, her family and favorite belongings fall from the sky.

Family contentment, which the narrator had hoped her mother would bring, never comes. Prejudice and inequality take their toll on unhealed wounds. As the young girl grows, so do her experiences and imagination. Vietnam resurfaces, including memories of an older brother who drowned long before the trip across the ocean, memories of a war-ravaged homeland, and memories of the rumors surrounding her parents’ differences.

As she moves into adolescence, the narrator becomes aware of her father’s violent alcoholism and her mother’s past demons, which cripple any hope for a stable future. The continuous fights reveal that the rebellious marriage of a “Catholic schoolgirl from the South” and a “Buddhist gangster from the North” is about more than mere anger. It is an emotional tug-of-war bred from years of war and suffering.

Eventually, it all becomes too much for the teenage narrator, who runs away for good to the East Coast to begin a new journey. On her own, she realizes that self-discovery cannot be accomplished without a trip to her homeland. There, she confronts her own past, accepts her brother’s death, and recognizes that the intricacies of her family are much deeper than they appeared. The novel ends much as it begins — in the past with water symbolizing country and with time as an “event.”

Although this is a story about a Vietnamese boat family, it could be adapted to any immigrant people. If not for the experiences of a new life, a new country, and a new language, it could be the story of any young person facing truth for the first time. — Janel Davis

Firewater

By Edward Stone Cohen

Akashic Books; 200 pp.; $13.95 (paper)

“What’s the difference between a headtrip and a mindfuck?” This is the query raised in the second chapter of Firewater. The answer? Not much difference at all, apparently. The book is billed as a “comic environmental novel.” If only such a thing were possible.

Edward Stone Cohen — activist, proponent of organic oyster farming, owner of two stately inns on both coasts — wrote Firewater but died before it was published. His legacy as an author does indeed consist of equal parts headtrip and mindfuck. Touted as a “green novel,” the overriding color scheme is brown: Attempts at humor are strictly scatological. Though not as godawful as Julia Butterfly Hill’s nonfiction account of her two years spent tree-sitting in the redwoods, Firewater could make anybody want to climb trees. Or walls.

Set in the Pacific Northwest during some nonlinear near-future, the book eschews any potential Tom Robbins-style openness in favor of a repetitive ego-display. Cohen’s grab bag of foulmouthed characters all spew the same rant — an annoyance not unlike the drone of a chainsaw. The lone sympathetic heroine vanishes inexplicably into the pages of surreal muck midway through, leaving the reader to slog past a drunken, lecherous Native American presidential candidate called “the Chief,” several government neo-Nazi death-scientists, mutant guerrilla-dwarfs, and brain-dead, burger-addicted po’ folks. Reaching the book’s sudden, gastrically cathartic conclusion brings relief as well as a burning question: By penning such a heaping platter of steaming, vented spleen, did the author somehow sacrifice himself and/or seal his own doom?

The brief bio after the novel’s conclusion gives no clue to what did in the 62-year-old Cohen. Did he follow in the steps of Richard Brautigan or John Kennedy Toole? Was he a casualty of white bread, olestra, or E. coli poisoning (the fate awaiting Firewater‘s disordered set of multiple personalities)?

Stating in rambling terms the current crisis facing “the clogged large intestine that is America,” Cohen resurrects Nixon, Reagan, Thatcher, Uncle Remus — even a certain cocktail dress stained with DNA; produces prescient lamentations on the Middle East; raises the specter of nuclear annihilation; recaps Union Carbide’s chemical meltdown (a report tentatively titled “Eyeless in Eurasia”); and bemoans the tainting of our nation’s breadbasket — all within 200 pages. Overwhelming, yes, but no more so than the various wars and poxes afloat in real life or the knowledge that most supermarket food is now irradiated.

Firewater is ultimately less fascinating than a consideration of the forces that produced it, and Cohen might have been better off heeding Voltaire’s Candide: Tend your oyster-bed? Sadly, Firewater is entirely devoid of the one thing crucial to believable fiction: innocence. This tragic lack is summed up by the only child character, who recites a poem called (ironically enough for a posthumous novel) “The End”: “And when you get your diarrhea/You start to think about Korea./And your gut goes green/With a broken spleen,/And your cunt falls off in smithereens.”

Now, please excuse me while I go for a cup of stomach-settling, organic chamomile tea. As an argument for saving the world from drowning in its own fertilizer, this book could have at least been printed on tree-free hemp paper. — Denise White

Library:

An Unquiet History

By Matthew Battles

Norton; 256 pp.; $24.95

I have a confession to make. I’m a librarian, a male reference librarian to be exact, and sometimes I feel, well, less than manly in my choice of profession. I made peace with being a Southern sissy decades ago, and I’ve been in the library field for well over a quarter-century. So I ought to feel comfortable in a job where information of every kind and every format is readily available for the asking. All I have to do is help people find it. My work environment is very tranquil and untroubled, but sometimes I think I ought to be doing something else with my hands besides plunking on a computer keyboard. Being a part-time bar-band drummer is not a classically male career choice that I can dump librarianship for either. (Doesn’t pay too well, and, frankly, I’m too old to move back in with my long-suffering parents Mom, Dad, your 50-year-old boy is home.)

What’s a male librarian like me to do? Well, Matthew Battles, a male librarian himself at Harvard University’s Houghton Library, has written a book that will make even the wimpiest librarian feel proud and almost macho about his career path.

Library: An Unquiet History takes a selective look at the history of libraries and finds that they have often been intellectual battlegrounds and real battlegrounds as well. From antiquity, libraries have often been targeted for destruction by invading hordes that knew the quickest path to eradicating a culture was by the wholesale destruction of its libraries.

From the time of Julius Caesar to the bombing of Sarajevo, libraries (and even some librarians) have been razed and burned. Books and book burning just seem to go together in our history as human beings.

It hasn’t all been cinders and ash in the library trade, Battles (yeah, like the name) notes. From the beginning, libraries and librarians have tried to strike a balance between two opposing models: the “Parnassan” library and the “universal” library. The former is more selective and elitist, picking works that are worthy of inclusion in a highly thought-out collection. The latter is the kitchen-sink approach, which tries to include any and all information — the impossible quest, so to speak. Of course, the two models have warred with each other over the centuries, but the author asserts that the two seemingly conflicting impulses make peace somehow whenever a library user finds what he or she needs.

Battles closes this rather slim volume (not much over 200 pages; that’s slim by today’s bloated publishing standards) with a stirring essay on the highly democratic nature of the library. It’s enough to make a male librarian stand up and applaud, but this is a library, so Shhh I’ve been wanting to do that for years. — Ross Johnson

Malcolm Muggeridge:

A Biography

By Gregory Wolfe

ISI Books; 449 pp.; $15 (paper)

Within every human being there exists a multitude of contradictions, but the life of Malcolm Muggeridge, the British pundit, is a testimony to both the sinner and the angel that can reside simultaneously in even the most enlightened thinkers.

Muggeridge, once a socialist, would come to denounce communism. He preached the emptiness of carnal appetites but only after years of betraying his own marriage vows. He grew disenchanted with modern media after years of working as a television celebrity known for his often-superficial antics. He would become renowned for his search for eternal truths but during World War II served in the darkest of deceptive arts — espionage.

By the time most Americans encountered Muggeridge, he had already passed through the prime of his career as essayist, novelist, and television personality. He served in England as editor of Punch magazine and The Daily Telegraph and even won a spot in Madame Tussaud’s Waxwork Museum in London, which displays replicas of the famous and the infamous.

Muggeridge, however, is best remembered for the final chapter of his life, during which he converted to Christianity and finally Roman Catholicism. That journey toward faith and the eloquence with which he expressed it have placed him in the company of G.K. Chesterton, Dorothy Sayers, Thomas Merton, and C.S. Lewis as one of the great spiritual writers of the 20th century.

All of this is ably captured by Gregory Wolfe in his tidy and easy-to-read biography, Malcolm Muggeridge, recently reissued in paperback upon the centennial of Muggeridge’s birth (born in 1903, died in 1990). It is a story well told, though this should not deter readers from seeking out Muggeridge’s own autobiography, Chronicles of Wasted Time, a classic in the confessional genre.

Muggeridge seemed to find his authentic voice when he wrestled with the issues of faith, suffering, and death. But, as he once observed, “A totally conformist society never laughs — laughter itself being a kind of criticism, an expression of the immense disparity between human aspiration and human performance.”

This might explain why Muggeridge was such a compelling social critic. With disarming humor or mordant wit, depending on his mood, he set about lampooning the pretensions of those who would worship at the altar of worldly excess, always mindful that he himself bent his knee too often in the devil’s direction. It is a kind of honesty that has not gone unnoticed. Even Christopher Hitchens, a noted atheist, recently took the time to celebrate Muggeridge’s life and Wolfe’s excellent biography. Muggeridge is endlessly enlightening — whether as sinner or as God’s compelling instrument. — George Shadroui

12,000 Miles in the

Nick of Time

By Mark Jacobson

Atlantic Monthly Press; 269 pp.; $23

The Jacobson family is watching dead bodies being burned on an Indian street at the outset of 12,000 Miles in the Nick of Time. It’s part of a three-month trip around the world that includes not only India but Cambodia, Thailand, Nepal, Jordan, Israel, France, and England. Initially, you may be puzzled that Mark Jacobson, who intends this trip to be a learning experience, brings his children, ages 9 to 16, to the Burning Ghat. What exactly is a 9-year-old going to get out of watching a funeral pyre in action? Jacobson, however, feels that you are never too young to experience what life is like outside your cushy reality.

Jacobson worried that his intelligent New York children were jaded, narrow-minded, and ignorant due to the easy lifestyle Americans are afforded. So he and his family visit the farthest extremities the world has to offer. After the account of the Burning Ghat, Jacobson relates their visit to Cambodia, where Pol Pot’s Khmer Rouge eliminated nearly a quarter of the population not so long ago. At this point, I really thought Jacobson a fool and wondered when this crazy family fun was going to end. However, as the story progresses, you learn that for every terrifying experience the family also witnesses great beauty. They see in Cambodia the horrors that humans can inflict on one another, but then they meet the jolly Boudin people, generous, charming nomads who treat the Jacobson family as old friends. They stand and watch carcasses burning but also stand on Freak Street in Nepal and listen to the chanting of monks drifting down the hillside. Jacobson achieves his ultimate goal — for his children and the reader — by demonstrating the sublimity of the world.

Jacobson hopes to impress upon his children a sense of global continuity, which will let them know that life, theirs and others’, is not lived in vain. Because there is love, there is heartache; because there is life, there is death. The world works in cycles, and while some stages are terrifying, they are integral to the whole. The book reflects the same idea. Chapters that begin in a disturbing way leave you awestruck at the end.

Mark Jacobson’s attention to his children has paid off: They are kind and respectful of others. Shocked out of their comfort zone, the Jacobsons will make you grateful for your own. — Leah Ourso

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A Troubled Past

Mother had problems long before killing her baby.

By Janel Davis

Lisa Marie Butler, the 18-year-old in jail for killing her son, got a lawyer to represent her Monday, not only to assist her in this case but to wade through the troubled life that family members said started at an early age.

Butler is being represented by Tom Emerson Smith, whose first objective will be to verify that Butler’s confession to the June 17th beating death of 8-month-old Dewayne Butler was voluntary. She admitted hitting Dewayne after an argument with the child’s father, Dewayne Holloway. Holloway, 40, said on the day of the incident that he and Butler had argued over camera film before a graduation: “That’s how Lisa was. She had a quick temper. She never took it out on any of my kids but she did on me. I’ve got the scrapes and scars to prove it.” Holloway has eight other children from previous relationships. Butler is currently three months pregnant with their second child.

Holloway and Butler’s relationship began three years ago on a street in North Memphis. He came upon the girl awaiting a ride to her grandmother’s house and offered to take her there. She was living with her father at the time and had run away. “She kept running away from his home, and he wasn’t trying to get her back in school, so I just took her in,” said Holloway. “Lisa didn’t get along with her family. They wouldn’t listen to her, and she didn’t get enough attention.”

Holloway also said Butler admitted to having been molested by an uncle but never talked about it. She only reached ninth grade at Humes Junior High before dropping out of school.

Butler’s mother, Edna Delois Butler, 38, said her daughter began exhibiting troubling behavior as a teenager when she began cutting her arms with razors. Around age 15, her diary was found to contain vows to kill the entire family, including herself. She tried to carry out her plans not long after that by turning on all the gas burners on the family’s stove and striking matches as they entered the house. Edna said she never sought psychological assistance or evaluation for Butler, thinking that maybe “her condition would pass.”

Edna reported her daughter to the Department of Children’s Services in April, alleging abuse. When the department determined the allegations to be unfounded, the case was closed. “I do blame the department for not doing something about the situation when I first called them,” said Edna. When asked why she did not remove the baby from the home, she said Butler told her the baby was crying because he was teething. Edna Butler has not yet visited her daughter in jail.

“I’m not mad at her at all. I never thought she’d be capable of doing this,” she said.

Butler’s next court date is July 22nd.

Silenced

Flinn Broadcasting cancels radio personality’s talk show.

By Janel Davis

Talk-show host Jennings Bernard of WTCK-AM 1210 radio, a Flinn Broadcasting station, has been taken off the air due to his on-air assault of a local automobile dealership, and station managers aren’t talking.

Bernard, host of the weekday afternoon program Real Talk, advised listeners to boycott the First Choice Automobile Group after the company refused to repair a used vehicle bought by Bernard’s executive assistant. Although the vehicle was sold “as is,” when the engine head cracked he suspected the mileage had been rolled back on the odometer.

“My program is about empowering the community and that’s what I did,” said Bernard. “I took the campaign to the air, and my listeners responded by not visiting the company.”

Complaints by the automobile company to station management eventually led to Bernard’s dismissal. Real Talk was taken off the air June 9th. Bernard said he got the call from management one hour before his show was to begin.

Shea Flinn with station operations responded “no comment” to all questions regarding Bernard’s dismissal.

Bernard had hosted the show for nine months. Like other hosts on the station, Bernard was not an employee of Flinn Broadcasting but paid for his air time. Bernard said he was never given a contract from the station.

Bernard said he had been told by station owner Dr. George Flinn that the show could be reinstated if an agreement was reached with the automobile company. First Choice agreed to pay half of the $2,200 in car repairs. Since the incident, Bill Martin with First Choice said, “I don’t have any problems at all with [Bernard] whatsoever.”

Even so, Bernard was told that his show “was not in the best interest of Flinn Broadcasting,” and was not reinstated. Bernard, who has already moved to WMQM-AM 1600 on Saturday mornings, has obtained legal counsel to deal with Flinn Broadcasting. “If they had a problem with the boycott of this business, they should have said something before,” he said. “I did several shows asking listeners to boycott Fred’s Discount Store and they never said anything about it.”

Bernard said he will compete in the upcoming City Council elections for the District 7 seat. Dr. George Flinn will run for the District 5 seat.

Update: Found Files

Hospital claims old patient records.

By Mary Cashiola

The mystery is solved, at least partly.

In last week’s cover story, “The Mystery of the Old Hospital,” two men who like to explore abandoned buildings found boxes of old medical files left behind at 1025 Crump Blvd. The building, which once housed a veteran’s hospital, closed as Baptist’s inpatient rehab facility in 1992. The outpatient rehab center closed four years later, and it was unclear exactly whose files they were.

“The files are not official hospital records,” Ayoka Pond, a public relations coordinator for Baptist Memorial Health Care, said this week. “They’re actually patient files from physician’s offices, but they’re still something we would like to take care of.”

After the story ran, the owner of the building gave Baptist a few records from the building, and the health-care provider’s legal and medical records departments looked them over. Pond says it wouldn’t be appropriate to give the records to the patients themselves or to their families, because they were never intended for them in the first place.

“We’re looking to get into the building and shred them,” she said. They are still waiting for permission from Environmental Court to enter the building.

Fancy Food Facility

Memphis City Schools opens new Central Nutrition Center.

By Mary Cashiola

Memphis City Schools board commissioner Sara Lewis said she always hears from students about lousy cafeteria food. But she’s hoping that those complaints will end with the district’s new centralized nutrition center.

The Division of Nutritional Services recently moved into its new $20 million Central Nutrition Center (CNC) on Jackson Avenue. Touted as a state-of-the-art facility, the center will prepare bakery products, slice-and-dice fruits and vegetables, and bulk foods with a 30-day shelf life. The food will then be shipped out to the district’s schools beginning in August. The 170,000-square-foot facility includes a warehouse to store food products and a room for catered functions.

“They told us about all these places that have central commissaries,” said Lewis. “It just made sense. … Students always say the food is lousy. This will standardize all of it.”

Several school board members said they didn’t know anything about the new facility. However, for a school district that until recently had a moratorium on any construction funding other than emergencies, a $20 million nutrition center seemed a little superfluous. Board member Wanda Halbert once questioned paying for a school playground when the district had other, more immediate needs.

The CNC project has been in the works for at least 10 years, according to Superintendent Johnnie B. Watson.

A fact sheet explains that it is “designed to reduce food, equipment, energy, supply and labor cost, eliminate a makeshift bakery, catering, training and nutrition education operation, and relocate the food warehouse.” Because the division’s monies come solely from federal and state reimbursement, as well as customers’ payments, the sheet said it is necessary to run the division as a business.

“It should result in some attrition,” said Lewis. “They’re not going to lay anyone off, but they’ll do some different things. All the schools have a cafeteria manager, head cook, and pastry cook. If all the pastries are done at this one place, we won’t need a pastry cook at every school.”

Ann Terrell, the division’s director, estimates the CNC will save $500,000 a year. “We’ve already started cutting back on equipment at the new schools,” said Terrell. “Our savings should increase as we produce more food items at the CNC each year.”

The self-supporting Division of Nutritional Services has made over $1 million in profits for each of the past three school years. During 2001-2002, expenditures were $42.5 million, but revenues were $43.5 million. The existing general fund balance is almost $20 million. (Federal guidelines require the DNS to maintain a balance equal to at least three months’ worth of operation expenses.) That money can only be used for nutrition services.

Patsy Smith, executive director of special services with the Shelby County Schools, says that system has nothing comparable. “Our kitchens prepare everything on-site. There’s one centralized menu, but since the food is made on-site, they can add different options as well.”

The county’s vendors ship directly to the schools instead of a centralized warehouse, with each school placing its own order. Smith could not say if the county’s nutrition division was making a profit because every school keeps its own records.

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