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Preemptive War

To the Editor:

I’m shocked that the usually aggressive Flyer could be so shy about printing the truth in its editorial “The Point of No Return” (August 21st issue) — that the Bush administration “may or may not have been guilty of lying” about the threat of a U.S. attack by Iraq.

Justification for this preemptive war was based on pictures of a skeletal trailer and a length of aluminum tubing — both of which were “could be” evidence of mass destruction — and two clear lies: about terrorist plotting between Saddam and al Qaeda and the story about Saddam’s attempt to get fissionable materials from Africa.

The war itself proved that not only was Iraq not in a position to attack the U.S. but could not even begin to defend itself against our military. Saddam was evil but not dumb. He knew the weakness of his army, and if the infamous WMD were there, they were buried so deeply that they could not have been prepared for battle without considerable time and technical effort.

A “preemptive war”? Of course. It was based on a lie.

Jim McDearman

Memphis

To the Editor:

Thank you for “The Point of No Return.” I am pleased to see one newspaper, the Flyer, providing some truth concerning Prince George W’s administration. The following from your editorial is worth repeating: “President Bush … may or may not have been guilty of lying to the American public about the seriousness of the threat posed by the Iraqi dictator. Time will tell on that score. But one thing is already certain: The administration has been guilty of what may well turn out to be the most ill-conceived and incompetently executed war strategy in American history.”

Many who were so jubilant over Bush after 9/11 are taking a different look now at his administration.

Hugh Frank Smith

Germantown

Shut Your Mouth

To the Editor:

In Susan Harrell’s food article (“Open Your Mouth,” August 21st issue), she complained about having to pay a cover charge at Isaac Hayes’ Music™Food™Passion. I found it ironic that she spent the day at the Stax Museum, which celebrates the musical history of Memphis, then went to a restaurant owned by Isaac Hayes which has the word “music” in its name and complained about the cover charge. She wrote about how the club was set up for an enjoyable music experience, mentioned what an “awesome” band they saw, and then complained again about paying a cover charge. A cover charge supports the live music of today.

By the way, who was that “awesome” band she saw?

A.S. Hesson

Memphis

The Elephant’s Trunk

To the Editor:

I recognize that there is much I do not know, so I rarely write letters to the editor. I figure I’m looking at the trunk of the elephant while others are studying the leg. But I do know that Ellen Armour is a person of integrity, thoughtful and kind. We are fortunate to have her in Memphis. What I do not know is what the Flyer intended by publishing this “splash” piece of journalism (“God and Women at Rhodes,” August 7th issue).

Surely there is some integrity left in the minds of Flyer journalists. I look forward to an apology for your indecent coverage of such a painful and complicated matter.

Elaine Blanchard

Memphis

The Real Truth

To the Editor:

In regard to the Flyer‘s story, “Eleven Minutes with Carol Johnson” (August 21st issue), I’d like to offer some good advice to the new superintendent and to the city school board: If you really want the truth about the current attitude and conditions in our schools, ask parents and students who are not hand-selected or representatives of the PTO.

Asking the staff and administration won’t put you in touch with the true consumers of education. Listening to the concerns and suggestions of parents and students will provide a less biased and realistic view of the state of education in Memphis.

Grace Benz

Memphis

Correction: In last week’s cover story, Memphis School Board member Laura Jobe’s was identified as a nurse. While Jobe was trained as a nurse, she currently serves as Sen. Lamar Alexander’s Memphis field representative.

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thursday, 28

Well, it seems that it s that Memphis Flyer Best of Memphis time again, in which you readers can vote on all of your favorite things about Memphis. First off, use good judgment this year. Be sensible. Think it through. Vote for Pat Vanderschaff for Best Memphian, just because of her hair; vote for George W. Bush for Person You d Most Like to See Run Out of Town, just in case he ever stops playing golf on vacation long enough to come here as American soldiers are dying in his war every day and the Mid-East is becoming more dangerous than it has been in centuries, because of him; and for God s sake, vote for Geoff Calkins for Best Local Newspaper Columnist. And it seems to me that a few categories were somehow left out, such as, Best Reason to Believe The End of the World is Near. Take all of the storms we ve been having lately. I was running across the street from my office building the other night during that downtown electrical storm and huge blue flash hit right behind me on the street, followed by an instant whopper of thunder that shook the whole neighborhood. I guess I was almost struck by lightning. I tried to think of what I could have done in the past to merit that, but the list was so long I had to put it out of my mind. Then, I put on a suit and tie and went to a church and a country club in Cordova. To the sweet, sweet, couple whose wedding and reception I attended, I say only that the last time I did this was when my mother died, and you damn well better stayed married! Then I opened The Commercial Appeal Monday morning, already kind of queasy from this all-vegetable-soup diet that a friend of mine turned me onto (I hope this one works better than the other 34,000 diets I have been on since age 3; and I don t know if I should trust this character or not because he has a one-eyed dog that lost the other in a fight over a Pop Tart) to read an article about Ted Williams getting his head chopped off and frozen upon his death. Lovely. A stone that probably hasn t moved in 10 centuries fell off of a fence in Ireland the other day and landed on my ankle. In a nearby town, a doorman made me go eat fish and chips and bring him the receipt before allowing me in. Someone told me I should go live in China with Alec Baldwin because of my anti-war attitude, to which I replied, Sister, if I thought Alec Baldwin would let me come live with him I d pack up for Siberia and burn rubber. And has anyone else checked out the BBC s coverage of the Giant Gerbils that are eating away all of the grasslands in China? Richard Gere, don t even think about it. See? All signs that the Big Day is coming to us soon. So watch your step. In the meantime, here s a little bit about what s going on around town this week. Today kicks off this weekend s Center for Southern Folklore s Memphis Music & Heritage Festival in the South Main Arts District, with live music by numerous bands, outdoor vending, kids stuff, TAJJ Championship Wrestling, ethnic dancing, food, and other things. And speaking of wrestling, I do believe that there is Midget Wrestling tonight at PT s Showclub, again with paramedics on hand in case of an emergency (like midget wrestling at a topless bar is not an emergency in itself). Skinny White Chick and Andrue Sullivan are at Otherlands Coffee Bar tonight. And Andy Grooms is now playing at The Glass Onion on Thursday nights.

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Losing the Numbers Game

The bottom fell out for the Manassas High School football team last Friday as Mitchell whipped them 81-0.

And the season has just begun. Only 18 players, barely half the team, showed up for practice Monday on the old baseball outfield that serves as the school’s football field. The barren infield is hard as concrete. There isn’t a goalpost or yardline marker in sight.

“I just want you to know I appreciate you all coming out here to practice,” Coach Danny Pogue tells his players before leading them in a prayer and splitting them up into groups by position. The backs work on footwork and pitchouts. The receivers run pass patterns over the remnants of second base. The linemen Ñ all three of them Ñ take turns blocking each other.

Manassas, which opened in 1899, has heart, guts, and history. Entertainer Isaac Hayes and school board member Sara Lewis are among its distinguished graduates. But it has a serious numbers problem both on the football field and in the classrooms, with a total enrollment of about 350 students.

For incoming schools superintendent Carol Johnson and the school board, the looming question is whether to close Manassas or try to save it by building a new school. On the one hand, Manassas is just minutes from downtown, St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, and the government-subsidized Hope Six housing development that will soon replace the demolished public-housing projects on Danny Thomas. On the other hand, it is directly across the road from a long-abandoned Firestone factory and acres of buckling concrete and an industrial wasteland.

Assistant principal Glen Chapman has been at Manassas for 29 years. But even when he arrived, the school had only 800 students, including middle-schoolers. At its peak, Manassas had nearly 2,000 students who filled the current building as well as an annex torn down several years ago. Students look at the pictures of the old campus in Chapman’s office and barely recognize their school.

“Kids in this neighborhood need this school,” he says. “Without it they would be lost. I would rather see them whittle down the mega-schools. I know most of the kids here by name already.”

Manassas loses students to other city schools with more courses and extracurricular activities, but it has little advantages too. Last week a girl asked Chapman how to get to a class. Instead of giving her directions, he walked her there himself.

“I would hate to see this school closed,” he says. “There is a point where you have to close a school, but I don’t know what it is.”

What he does know is that Manassas has clout on the school board and alumni chapters in New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles. His hope is that the board will follow through on plans to build a new school, which could cost $25 million or more.

“A few years ago, Mitchell High School was in the same boat we are, but they got a new building and have 1,200 kids now,” he says. He admits, however, that the growth came at the expense of older schools like Westside.

Westside lost 71-0 to Carver last week. “When we play Westside,” Chapman says half-joking, “it ought to be a good game.”

In the football locker room, Coach Pogue isn’t laughing. His team was 1-9 in each of the last two seasons and had not won in 30 outings before that. Handsome, young, and physically fit, Pogue doubles as waterboy and equipment manager. On the Saturday after the 81-0 loss, he called a practice, but only eight boys showed up.

“After 81-0, what can you say?” he asks. “They’re getting beat up. If the game is 85 percent mental, then these kids are getting beat up. I think we could be a real good team if our kids would accept the fact of having a program.”

Manassas has some athletes, just not enough of them. The running backs are husky and run through drills with agility and speed. But they have to play the entire game. Sophomore quarterback Derrick Vaughn, 6-2 and 195 pounds, was a star on his undefeated middle-school team and is used to being on the other end of lopsided games.

“No sir, I hope it don’t happen again,” he says with a smile as he lofts 45-yard spirals. “I couldn’t go to sleep after that loss.”

His teammates who have showed up for practice are equally determined.

“The people who ain’t here might be discouraged,” says a smiling Alexie Smith.

Assistant coach Bo Phillips exhorts them to stay positive.

“We’re going to turn it around!” he shouts.

“Hope so,” comes a tentative voice from the back of the little huddle.

“Ain’t no hopin’ about it,” Phillips snaps. “We’re going to do it. You’re going to see a different ballclub, I guarantee it. You’re going to be proud to be Manassas.”

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FROM MY SEAT

HELMETS ON

The last time the University of Memphis met Tennessee Tech on the gridirion, the Tigers edged the Golden Eagles 12-6. The Memphis touchdowns were scored by Dave Casinelli (the first of 11 he’d score that season) and former Central High standout Russ Vollmer. All three extra points were missed. The year was 1962, home field was Crump Stadium, and those Tigers had to muster all their strength to avoid looking a week ahead to their showdown with the third-ranked Ole Miss Rebels.

Fast forward to this Saturday, when Memphis will again open a season at home against I-AA Tennessee Tech and — again — have to avoid looking a week ahead to a nationally televised showdown with the Ole Miss Rebels (and their star quarterback, Eli Manning). The Tiger faithful may appear a little sleepy-eyed as they tailgate in the late-August heat. After all, this season’s opener won’t make anyone forget recent curtain-raisers against Ole Miss, Mississippi State, or Miami. And while it affords the U of M an opportunity to get the kinks out before facing the Rebs, keep in mind last year’s squad put a Nebraska on Murray State (52-6), only to drop nine of their next eleven.


A few areas Tiger Nation will be watching as the 2003 season unfolds:


¥ D as in Defense . . . and Dunn. The 2002 Tigers gave up 362.8 yards per game and yielded an average of 27 points per contest (their most in four years). For any chance at the program’s first .500 season since 1994 (and with it, precious bowl eligibility), these numbers are going to have to drop. The unit just may be in the right hands, as Joe Lee Dunn returns to Memphis after 12 years in the SEC (most recently at Mississippi State). Unlike West’s awkward season under Rip Scherer in 2000, this defensive coordinator doesn’t bring any head-coaching aspirations to the Tiger sideline. Dunn knows his job, and understands the need for improvement. An experienced group of linebackers — Shaka Hill, Greg Harper, and Coot Terry have earned a combined 8 letters — should be complemented by improved play on the corners (emerging star O.C. Collins and juco transfer Lee Hayes will be worth watching). The squad’s best athlete may well be senior Derrick Ballard, who has moved from outside linebacker to strong safety. If Dunn’s D can shave a touchdown off that 2002 scoring average, this could be a fun season.


¥ D as in . . . DeAngelo. Memphis will suit up a record-breaking quarterback, but I know where my eyes will be when the Tigers have the ball. Sophomore DeAngelo Williams may be undersized by NFL standards (only 175 pounds), but his quickness and breakaway skill could be an explosive asset in Conference USA. Having shared tailback duties with Dante Brown last season, Williams must rise to a leadership position, even as a sophomore. Mark this down: the more Williams is on the field, the better the Tigers’ chances. If the U of M is forced into comeback (read: passing) mode early, things could get ugly. If Williams gets 200 carries this fall, the Tigers will be a .500 team.


¥ D as in . . . Danny. Junior quarterback Danny Wimprine will be going places no Memphis passer has ever gone before. With 33 pass attempts, 5 completions, and 163 yards, Wimprine will own every major passing record in the U of M book, and he’ll have almost two seasons to build on the standards. Before he’s through, he’ll probably double the second-most touchdown passes in school history (31 by Steve Matthews). As impressive as the numbers are, we still have to see Wimprine add to the most impressive quarterback statistic of them all: wins.


¥ D as in . . . dependable? Football’s a simple game to analyze, really. If your team gets solid line play, it wins. If it can’t push the other team back, it doesn’t win. Memphis must replace four members of its offensive line. On the surface this may seem to be an Achilles heel of sorts, but remember that last year’s line pushed the squad to all of three wins. Junior guard Andrew Handy (6’3”, 285) started nine games in 2002 and will be the leader of this green quintet. All five juniors, the line averages 277 pounds per man, relatively light by Division I-A standards. They could make the difference between a winning and losing season.


By the way, those ‘62 Tigers? They lost to Ole Miss, but proceeded to win their next seven games (outscoring their opponents 242-40) to finish 8-1 and ranked 17th in the country. Maybe the U of M schedule-makers know something we don’t.

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wednesday, 27

BEGINNER ARGENTINE TANGO CLASSES. TheatreWorks, 2085 Monroe. 7-9 p.m.

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RON JEREMY’S COMING

To Memphis, that is. But the porn icon who has logged 26 years in a business where most stars peter out quickly won’t be making any movies while in town. Well, not that we know of, anyway. He’ll be performing his stand-up routine at Memphis’ new comedy club, Stop 345, at 345 Madison, formerly the rock club the Last Place on Earth. Jeremy’s not the only sexually motivated comedian coming to the club. Doug Stanhope, the new host of the Man Show on Comedy Central, is scheduled and Sandra Bernhard, the Madonna crony who has long blended sexual politics with standup comedy, opens the club this weekend.

We asked Chris Walker, who manages Stop 345 and also ran Barristers, a storied rock club that closed in the 1990s, and the Last Place on Earth, a less-storied rock club that closed a few years back, how he made the transition from booking music to booking comedians. “Did you ever see any of my shows?” Walker asked, recounting the number of times great touring bands played to nearly empty houses. “Some of those were pretty darn funny.”

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tuesday, 26

MEMPHIS REDBIRDS vs Oklahoma. 7:05 p.m. AutoZone Park (ticket info, 721-6000).

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DANCE FEVER

The 1940s swing-dancing craze has been out since the turn of the millennium, and the 1970s-style disco fever has (finally!) gone the way of the dinosaur. This means that there are a lot of disillusioned youngsters out there looking to emulate the retro styles of an as-of-yet unexploited bygone era. Perhaps the U of M’s continuing education program can help them. According to the catalog entry for a class titled “Elizabethan Dance,” you too can “discover the energetic, mesmerizing, and just plain fun dances that good Queen Bess enjoyed over 400 years ago.” For the kids who want to shake their thang to a more contemporary beat, there’s also a class titled “1860s Dance: Southern-Style.” “Put that mint julep down,” the catalog commends. “Learn the ball favorites danced during the Civil War era.” No experience necessary.

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sunday, 24

BARTLETT STATION CONCERT SERIES. An outdoor “family-friendly” concert series. Freeman Park. Bolton High School Band. 5 p.m.

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THE ONLY-CASE SCENARIO

I have a friend who is betting money that George W. Bush will not be the Republican nominee for president in 2004. He believes that the American electorate will finally recognize that Bush has deceived them about Iraq and led the nation into a hopeless guerilla war that we cannot “win” in any meaningful sense, leaving young American soldiers to be picked off one by one in a desert far away.

My friend also believes that the American electorate will finally start blaming Bush for the sluggish economy, for joblessness, and for a deficit that is preemptively bankrupting our children and grandchildren. My friend believes that Bush will soon plummet in the polls and that the behind-the-scenes Republicans who really choose the party’s presidential candidate will be forced to nominate someone who actually possesses both brains and integrity. My friend at one point declared that the 2004 election will be between Republican Colin Powell and Democrat Wesley Clark.

I envy my friend his childlike ability to believe that his wishes can come true. And I can only smile at his confidence in the American voter.

I, on the other hand, lack both hope and confidence. I foresee a different scenario–one that ends with Bush getting another four years in the White House and the United States being saddled with 1) a generation of federal judges who care nothing about defending our civil rights, 2) a Congress that cares nothing about protecting the poor from the rapaciousness of the rich, and 3) a White House that cares nothing about engaging the rest of the world effectively in our foreign policy.

Here’s what I think will happen over the next 14 months:

First, the American economy will rebound, as it always does after a downturn, regardless of who is president. Presidents have almost no effect on the economy. I don’t blame Bush for the current recession or for current unemployment. Nor will I credit him for the next upturn in the economy. But his timing is just right. We’re about to burst out of the slump we’ve been in–if only because companies have laid off about all the employees they can and have depleted their inventories are far as they need to, so it’s time things picked up. Bush, of course, will take credit for the economic rebound. The American people aren’t stupid enough to buy it, I don’t think, but the rebound will remove the economy as the strongest issue for the Democrats next year. Advantage Bush.

Second, there will be another terrorist attack somewhere in the United States. There is bound to be. There have always been terrorist attacks, and there will be more. But 9/11 created a kind of triphammer paranoia among Americans, so the next attack–whether a downed airliner or a bombed building or a madman with a machine gun in Grand Central Station–will trigger a national shudder and screech, and the Republicans, as they always do, will fuel the fear in order to exploit it, because Republicans can talk tougher than Democrats. Republicans talk missiles, police, and revenge; Democrats talk negotiations, United Nations, and detente. The American electorate understands missiles, police, and revenge better. Advantage Bush.

Third, Iraq will slowly recede into the inside pages of our newspapers and into the final twelve minutes of our newscasts, much as Afghanistan has already. This will happen because the American media, as has often been noted, cannot stay with a subject for more than a few months without needing to move on, lest they appear to be in reruns. If there is a terrorist attack on U.S. soil, Iraq will retreat even faster into oblivion. At some point, Bush may even declare victory there, pull out our troops, and let the faux government council we’ve installed there deal with the terrorists who are streaming over the borders toward Baghdad. Our special ops people in Iraq will probably even find Saddam himself (and almost certainly will find a dump of unconventional weapons, even if they have to plant them there themselves), giving Bush the excuse he needs to say, “We won! I was right! Now we can get out!” If Bush can get Colin Powell to talk the U.N. into sending other nations’ troops to Iraq in our place, the cut-and-run scheme will go even smoother.

Whatever happens, the American public’s inability to focus on a single news story for very long unless it involves O.J. Simpson or Jennifer Lopez will take the troubles in Iraq off the table during the next election, as long as no more than one or two American boys dies there each day. Already, one dead American soldier a day is relegated to the inside pages of our newspapers, and it is certain that Rumsfeld and the field commanders will keep our boys behind the sandbags as the election approaches so that the death toll does not reach critical mass. Even if things are still awful in Iraq in the fall of 2004, the Republicans will generate another crisis somewhere else, to take attention away from Baghdad. (Look to Indonesia, the next source of real Islamic terrorism, or the ever-ready North Korea. A trumped-up little war we can win in the Philippines or Bali would serve Bush well.) In any case, Iraq will no longer be the big issue come November 2004. Advantage Bush.

Fourth, the Republicans will use their convention in New York City on the anniversary of 9/11 to leverage their perceived strength in the tough-on-terror game.

Fifth, the Democrats will nominate somebody so boring or so shrill that he will seem even less presidential than the Shrub himself.

Sixth, the American electorate–especially the thoughtful Left–will be so tired and disgusted with it all that they will simply stay home on election day, leaving the field to the neoconservative fanatics, who, bless their hearts, do go out and vote.

Advantage Bush. Advantage Bush. Advantage Bush.

Finally, it’s clear that the neocons behind the throne will never nominate a person with brains and integrity, because such a person–a Colin Powell, a John McCain, an Olympia Snowe–would be beyond their control. For the invisible Republican power structure, it’s not about being in ostensible power themselves so much as having control over those who seem to be in power. We all know that Dick Cheney and Karl Rove and the moneyed men behind them pull George W. Bush’s strings. Does anybody really think Arnold Schwarzenegger has a single policy to call his own? He’s simply Ronald Reagan with an accent–someone to speak the lines written for him. George W. is perfect in that role, even if he can’t pronounce “nuclear.”

So I’m sorry, my friend, Bush will be the nominee, and he will win. The only consolation is that sooner or later–probably by 2008–the American public will see the moral bankruptcy, not to mention the literal fiscal bankruptcy, that the W generation in the White House has led us to, and they will elect a good and decent Democrat along the lines of Jimmy Carter.

But by then, given what will be left of our reputation in the world and our liberties in the courts, it may be too late.