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More and more large urban school districts are going to an appointed school board. Will it work in Memphis?

by Mary Cashiola

Ten years ago, Cleveland’s school system was in shambles. Because of fiscal and academic problems, a district judge stepped in, removed the elected school board, and placed the district under state control. Two years later, in 1997, the governor and the state legislature approved a mayor-appointed school board. A teachers’ union went to court to fight the decision, and polls showed that voters opposed the appointed boards.

Five years later, the electorate got their chance to have a say on the issue. The surprise was that they overwhelmingly voted to keep the mayor-appointed board.

Could this happen — or work — in Memphis?

The Memphis City Board of Education is like the pregnant girl at the prom — plagued by a bad reputation, but she’s not the only one to blame. It was clear, from the very first lawn chair in the administration’s front yard not even 24 hours after the board tried to buy itself new chairs, that the community is ready to vent its frustrations over the way the city schools are being run. In this type of atmosphere, an appointed board begins to look like a good idea.

“When a board has trouble with decades of poor systems and inadequate oversight, there’s a lot of public frustration,” says National School Boards Association executive director Anne Bryant. “That’s when a mayor or a state legislature steps in.”

Memphis mayor Willie Herenton proposed just that at the beginning of the year, but legislators weren’t keen on changing the law and Herenton dropped the idea to renew his fight for a consolidated school district.

Even MCS board members express frustration with the marathon meetings and confusion-riddled debates under president and 30-year board veteran Carl Johnson. Twice, board members publicly threatened Johnson with impeachment before moving on the issue in March and voting to keep him 3-2 (members Sara Lewis, Wanda Halbert, Patrice Robinson, and the late Lee Brown passed or abstained). The board and staff are also often at loggerheads, most notably resulting in current Superintendent Johnnie Watson filing a formal complaint against board member Lewis last year.

Despite all this, or perhaps because of it, candidates for school board seats are scarce and incumbent members almost always win reelection. Maybe Herenton’s proposal was scrapped too soon.

Bryant and the National School Boards Association don’t advocate one form of school district governance over the other. There is no research to show that one works better than the other, and, because several states have recently enacted laws against appointed boards, the national trend is toward elected boards. Among urban school districts, however, that trend is starkly reversed.

In recent years, school boards have been appointed in New York, Cleveland, Boston, Detroit, and Chicago.

“We’ve seen wonderful progress made when a good process is put into place and a board switches from elected to appointed,” says Bryant. “One great example is Cleveland. There are other examples, like Providence, Rhode Island, where the mayor was corrupt and shown to be so, and the appointed board wasn’t very good. If you have a high-caliber board, you get good results. If the mayor appoints his cronies, you won’t.”

The mayor of Cleveland at the time — Michael R. White — did not directly appoint the board. Instead, he appointed a nominating committee. The nominating committee then decided what skills they wanted to find in board members and encouraged anyone in the community to apply. “It was so effective that [the citizens] voted overwhelmingly to keep the appointed school board,” says Bryant.

This is not to say that the appointed board is a magic bullet. It doesn’t instantly solve all problems, a fact that Michael Usdan, senior fellow with the Institute of Educational Leadership, is quick to point out.

“It seems to have provided a little stability to districts that haven’t had that in a while,” he says. “There’s such turmoil in urban districts. Mayors are getting involved for the same reason governors and presidents are becoming involved in education. The mayors are saying, if we’re going to get blamed for schools’ performance, we want a little more authority and influence over them. There’s a growing trend toward more mayoral influence, and it’s played out to more mayoral-appointed school boards.”

Usdan says appointed boards create a direct line of accountability to the mayor, while with an elected board system, accountability is diffused among the board, the staff, and the superintendent. Everyone’s to blame and no one’s to blame. “For many years, mayors wanted nothing to do with schools. There were too many controversial issues,” says Usdan. “Because of the economy, they’ve become more and more proactive. They understand that their cities’ economies are tied directly to the effectiveness of the school system. One thing city mayors can do is pull things together.”

The Memphis board includes only one member with a background in education. Other board members work at MLGW, FedEx, and for the county. In Cleveland, at least four of the nine appointed board members must have significant expertise in education, finance, or business management. Additionally, the presidents of Cleveland State University and Cuyahoga Community College are nonvoting ex officio members. In Boston, members include a professor of social sciences, a retired president and chief operating officer of John Hancock financial services, and the executive director of the Urban Law and Public Policy Institute.

Liz Reilinger, a former associate dean at Boston University, is the chairman of the Boston School Committee. The committee was first appointed in 1992, and, as in Cleveland, the city held a referendum in 1996 to ask the electorate whether they wanted an appointed or an elected board. They also voted to keep the appointed board.

“We had made considerable progress,” says Reilinger of the vote’s outcome. “We were using clearly documented goals and meeting them and that hadn’t been the case before. We targeted all our work toward student achievement.”

Boston’s court-ordered school desegregation in the 1970s was a painful process for the predominantly white Irish-Catholic city. There was massive white flight out of city schools and a declining enrollment that continued into the 1990s.

“There was the sense that we had a revolving door of superintendents, as well,” says Reilinger. She joined the committee in 1994, when the group terminated the superintendent and held a national search to replace him. Thomas Payzant, recognized as one of the top three superintendents in the country, was hired and has been in Boston ever since.

“He’s on the eighth year of a 10-year contract,” says Reilinger. “I think he’s the longest-serving urban superintendent in the country. Part of that is that the relationship between the board and the administration is not adversarial. Often, elected boards need to sit aside and distance themselves from the administration so they look like they’re in control.”

For Reilinger, the main advantage of the appointed-board system is that it takes politics out of education. Board members don’t have to worry about serving a particular constituency and can focus instead on what’s good for the entire community. To put it in Memphis terms: Board members don’t have to worry about keeping Manassas High School open even though enrollment is minimal. They can make the hard decisions.

“In a lot of communities, election to the school board is the first step to other elected offices. There’s a feeling that appointed boards close the door to that step, but I have to ask: What is your primary agenda?” says Reilinger. “I think one thing boards really need to understand is their role as a governing body. Because the operating role is more visible to constituents, there’s a tendency to try to take that on. Most elected members don’t have a background in education. It’s not a full-time job for them. Monday morning quarterbacking is great, but it’s not very effective.”

Going to an MCS board meeting is like watching a fight in slow-motion: It’s painful and ugly, and, though you can see where the punches should land, they just don’t get there fast enough. Board president Johnson places a high premium on parliamentary procedure, so high, in fact, that it threatens to stifle the board completely. Board members will ask simple questions, wanting yes or no answers, and instead will get a 10-minute discussion on whether it was the appropriate time to ask the question. A look back at the board’s minutes since January shows that the average meeting lasted just under four hours, with the longest one starting at 5:30 p.m. and ending at 11:50 p.m.

In roughly 50 hours of official board meetings, what’s been done? The board’s functions are to approve budgetary items, hire a superintendent, and set district policy. They’ve hired a superintendent, but that mostly took place at committee and specially called meetings.

Board members frequently say they want to focus solely on student achievement, but their record is spotty. They’ve introduced and approved resolutions to create a break-the-mold school and an after-school intervention plan. They’ve also introduced and passed resolutions having to do with an audit committee, retired teachers and their FICA deductions, and building a new school in the Douglass community.

Usdan and Bryant say that persuasive arguments can be made for either school board system — appointed or elected.

“The elected boards come from the community,” says Bryant. “The community feels connected to them. They’re seen as more easily accessible and, usually, they’re more like the community.” The appointed board, on the other hand, is sometimes seen as apart from the community, elitist, and a deprivation of democratic rights.

Usdan says it’s simply a matter of the problems being so large that people are looking for any way to fix them.

“The problems in cities are more acute: the fiscal problems, the poverty problems, the lagging achievement levels — they’re all more acute. There’s disaffection with the schools — not just among the citizens, but with the business leaders and politicians. Everybody wants to shake up a system that they don’t think is working very well,” he says. Even some smaller communities are beginning to look at the appointed-board option because they see their system as nonproductive. But Usdan cautions communities to be wary:

“Just because you rearrange the deck chairs, it’s not going to solve all the problems. You’re still going to have the basic problems of money, race, and performance.” n

Who’s

On Board?

District 1: Currently Open

After the death of Dr. Lee Brown, this spot is empty. A special election will be held October 9th to fill the vacancy and candidates who have filed to run include J.M. Bailey, county commissioner Walter Bailey’s son.

District 2: Deni Hirsh

The newest member on the board and one of the most astute, Hirsh’s driving platform is the annexed area in Cordova, but she also has tried to facilitate City Council/board relations as the board’s liaison to the city.

District 3: Patrice Robinson

Robinson believes that with enough policies and procedures, the administration and the board will function like a well-oiled machine. One of several mothers on the board, the MLGW employee wants to see the district run more like a business.

District 4: Michael Hooks Jr.

Once called the hip-hop commissioner, Hooks has matured into a voice of common sense, cutting through needless dialogue and off-topic discussion. The son of county commissioner Michael Hooks, Hooks recently worked on an after-school intervention program for low-performing elementary schools.

District 5: Lora Jobe

A nurse, Jobe is probably the most soft-spoken member of the board. However, she is the only board member to routinely stand up for the superintendent and the staff in the face of harsh criticism from other board members.

District 6: Carl Johnson Sr.

The board chairman seems obsessed with parliamentary procedure to the point of stretching meetings into five-hour marathons, frustrating board, staff, and spectators. He did not attend any of the superintendent search finalist interviews then told other board members at the meeting held to vote on the finalists that he did not understand the process. He has been on the board more than 30 years.

District 7: Hubon “Dutch” Sandridge

Sandridge is a straight-talker and has little regard for others’ personal feelings or politics. The reverend from the Thomas Chapel M.B. Church doesn’t hesitate to bring his fire-and-brimstone style to board meetings.

At Large, Position 1: Wanda Halbert

Halbert joined the board as a parent crusader and found problems with the board’s transportation contract. Distrustful of the administration, Halbert harshly questions many of the staff’s decisions.

At Large, Position 2: Sara Lewis

A former principal and associate superintendent, Lewis is the most visible member of the board, frequently using colorful phrases and doing television interviews. With her long history with the district, Lewis has a lot of opinions and information — and shares them freely. n

Reconstructing

Construction

Memphis brings it all in-house,

while Shelby County farms it out.

In an effort to pinch Pennies, city and county school districts are making changes to their construction programs. The city system is enacting more control, while the county system has decided to contract out construction on an as-needed basis.

The city board hired its own construction consultant this year and has recently begun drafting policies members hope will help them get a handle on construction costs, including how to select school sites, contractors, and design professionals.

“It’s really a road map,” said board attorney Dedrick Brittenum. “A step-by-step guide to take the project from A to Z. The facilities planning department needs to be organized. [The] Parsons-Fleming [company] was heading that function, but now that it’s back in the school system, it needs some guidelines.”

In February 2001, the city board had to approve an extra $2 million to remove contaminated soil at the downtown elementary school site. An independent study presented to the board around the same time found that city schools were costing almost twice what it cost the county to build its schools.

The county still expects to build its schools as affordably, but as a result of this year’s budget cuts, the four-person facilities planning department has been eliminated. In all, the district eliminated 97 positions, but those included jobs that had not yet been created, as well as retirements and resignations.

“We’ll just have people working that much harder,” said Shelby County spokesperson Mike Tebbe. As for the dissolved facilities planning department, Tebbe says he doesn’t expect the district’s schools to be affected.

“We’ll simply contract the work out on an as-needed basis. In the long run, we’re saving the taxpayers money,” he said.

Meanwhile, MCS has also begun developing its own contracts, as most government entities do.

Brittenum said it’s only been in the last two years or so that lawyers have begun looking over all the contracts for the district before they are signed. Lawyers for the district are still in the process of reviewing all construction contracts. Brittenum said that by drafting their own contracts, “MCS will have a better sense of what they’re getting into.”

It’s a step that can’t come too soon for Commissioner Patrice Robinson. As head of the district’s construction committee, she’s been asking for almost nine months for more policies and procedures.

“From my perspective, I’ve never worked with a group of people who act like we’re at the mercy of the vendors,” she said. “We’re the ones with the money. When I’m spending my money, I’m not at the mercy of any vendors. But we’re changing.”

And after late deliveries of two dishwashers held up construction on new schools, the construction committee also talked about keeping a record of vendors’ performances.

Brittenum called the move “critical.”

“The school system is not required to go with the lowest bid but the lowest and best bid,” he said. “If we can build a record of vendors with poor performance with us, we have a reason we can use to reject a bid.” n

Eleven Minutes With

Carol Johnson

Dr. Carol Johnson, recently selected as the superintendent of the Memphis City Schools, has grand ideas about education. She says she thinks the way America’s founding fathers and mothers did: that education is the key to liberty.

Currently the superintendent of the Minneapolis Public Schools, Johnson came to town last week for the first day of school. She visited three schools and had lunch with current Superintendent Johnnie Watson to discuss the district’s $32 million budget deficit, the MGT study, and the district’s organization. In between, she took an hour to meet with the press. Here’s what we gleaned from our time with her.

Flyer: You recently told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that school boards hire superintendents to be either an agent of change or continuity. What do you see as your role in Memphis?

Johnson: I think the board wants a little bit of both [laughs]. Today, I visited Snowden and Ridgeway. They don’t want those things changed. If anything, they want continuation and an expansion of those things.

But there are schools that are having problems, and this is where the board wants to ensure that we make changes. So I think they want change, but I also think they want continuity of other things.

Now that you’re more familiar with the district, are there any specific strategies you want to bring to Memphis?

I’m not sure I know enough already, but I do think we need to find ways to reach out and connect with parents in meaningful ways. Part of that the parents have to assume some responsibility for, but I think that trying to connect with parents in ways that will help them to do a better job with connecting to their own children is something that [Minneapolis] tried to work on.

We want to go through and look at some of the organizational structure and the systems suggestions that come from the MGT report. I don’t think I want to use the MGT report as strictly as a script of what to do, but I think they do have some valid suggestions. The organizational structure, how to help the zone directors focus more clearly their time on teaching and learning, and student-improvement issues are areas that I want to focus on. There is nothing more important than the quality of teaching, so we want to make sure our teachers are well-qualified in all of our schools and make sure we give them all the support that they need to get better.

You’re coming from a city with a strong commitment to education. Is there a way to promote that sort of interest in Memphis?

Well, I think Minneapolis and the state of Minnesota have always understood the close connection between education and the community’s well-being. Economic prosperity, public safety, all those things that if people are well-educated they can use in productive ways. If people aren’t well-educated, they can’t pay taxes, they can’t be involved economically in a community, and the streets aren’t safe. I think they see that connection.

I think the city of Memphis sees that too. I think part of the work we have to do is rebuild the confidence people have in the city schools. I think some parents I met today have a great deal of confidence. I’ve also met citizens who, instead of congratulating me, are worried about me. I think that what we want them to do is not worry about me. We want them to worry about making sure every child gets the best chance at a good education.

You’ve referenced a scene in Remember the Titans and how we need to change how we play the game. It sounds good, but what does that mean exactly for urban education?

I think that both affluent and poor parents have more opportunites to make other choices. If they don’t think our schools are the places their children will do well, they won’t choose us. So I think we have to think about the work in terms of making sure that when parents think about Memphis City Schools, they think of great places for their kids to learn.

Last May you laid off about 500 teachers …

It was very difficult.

Was there something that helped you make that decision?

I think that there are a lot of difficult choices and decisions you have to make sometimes in urban public education. The important thing is to involve the community and the staff. It helps people understand why we’re faced with the budget challenges and also helps them understand what the choices are. Even if they don’t like the choices, they will understand the decisions because they’ve had the opportunity to give input.

I think these aren’t easy choices because teachers are at the heart of the work and whenever you lay them off, it’s really not what you would choose to do. In public education, so much of your revenue is tied up in people. It’s a people industry. It’s not easy to replace the people with equipment and neither would you want to. You’re not making widgets.

What would you say drives you?

This work is so important. Education is really the key to liberty and freedom and equality and justice. I think it’s about how the American dream actually comes alive. It comes alive because it’s transfered to the children in the classrooms of our schools.

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Out on a Limb with Lynn Lang

For a deposition last week, University of Tennessee booster Roy “Tennstud” Adams put on his orange UT blazer and a coonskin cap made from a fox that looked like a blond fright wig. He sipped whiskey. He posed for pictures. He underwent four hours of questioning, which is like four minutes for the loquacious Adams. Then he gave recaps on radio sports programs.

Normally, such behavior in the course of legal proceedings might be considered strange, but there isn’t much normal about the four-year saga of the recruiting of college football player Albert Means and the federal investigation of charges made by his high school coach Lynn Lang.

Adams was deposed by attorneys and University of Alabama fans Philip Shanks and Tommy Gallion in Shanks’ Memphis office in connection with their lawsuit on behalf of former ‘Bama assistant coach Ronnie Cottrell against university officials and the NCAA.

The root question in all of this: Did Alabama booster Logan Young pay Lang $150,000 cash to get Means to enroll at Alabama, as Lang said he did in making his guilty plea last November?

After the deposition, Adams said Gallion repeatedly asked him if he really believed Young or anyone would pay $150,000 for a high school defensive lineman.

“I absolutely do,” Adams replied, noting that he and Young used to have lunch together a couple times a week for nearly 10 years.

Young says he didn’t do it. No matter, say his doubters he’s a country clubber and a slave-trader through and through. Alabama disassociated from Young. The NCAA punished Alabama. And when Lang changed his story and pleaded guilty last November, it seemed to be the beginning of the end of the story.

“Anyone not believe it now?” wrote Commercial Appeal columnist Geoff Calkins.

Well, gosh no. Who needs an indictment and trial?

Except that Young has proven to be a hard man to bring down. He remains unindicted. He can afford a first-class defense, including Nashville lawyer Jim Neal and former Shelby County district attorney John Pierotti.

Lang’s sentencing has twice been postponed. Some of his story hasn’t checked out. He said somebody was supposed to arrange for a ringer to take the college entrance exam for Means, but Means is suiting up for the University of Memphis this fall with impunity. Milton Kirk, Lang’s former assistant coach, says Lang screwed him out of his part of the alleged payoff. Lisa Means, Albert’s mother, disputes Lang’s claim that she got money from him. And Richard Ernsberger, the author who first wrote about the story in his book Bragging Rights, says Lang told him two different stories about whether or not he had children.

There are a lot of people out on the limb with Lang Kirk, the NCAA, the University of Alabama, United States attorneys Fred Godwin and Terry Harris (who used to work for Pierotti), the CA, Adams, and fellow UT booster Karl Schledwitz.

Gallion and Shanks, working on a contingency fee, think they can saw that limb off. Last week, Gallion and Schledwitz had a testy exchange at Ronnie Grisanti’s restaurant, before Cottrell intervened, and they wound up shaking hands. Schledwitz well knows the awesome power of the federal government, having been acquitted 10 years ago as a co-defendant in the Harold Ford trial. He says he wouldn’t wish an indictment on anyone.

Gallion and Shanks, however, see Adams and Schledwitz as instigators of the Means investigation. Neither is named as a defendant in Cottrell’s lawsuit. Whether that lawsuit has merit or is just UT vs. ‘Bama radio and Internet fodder should be clear by the end of the year.

There are three dates to watch:

On October 2nd, a state court judge in Tuscaloosa will hear motions to dismiss the case. Shanks says if he prevails, then the NCAA and the University of Alabama will have to give up documents he thinks will help Cottrell make his case. “Look for a flurry of activity after that motion is ruled on,” he said.

On October 25th, the universities of Tennessee and Alabama once again square off in Tuscaloosa. Oh, never mind, that’s just a football game.

On December 2nd, Lang is scheduled to be sentenced.

Cottrell’s lawsuit says the NCAA and Alabama officials, aided by the UT partisans and federal prosecutors, tried to ruin careers and a storied football program. They’re seeking $60 million. Never mind that both the universities of Alabama and Tennessee, so long as they employ the likes of Mike Price and John Shumaker, seem perfectly capable of destroying themselves.

Somebody’s sensational claims should be borne out or discredited by the time we have a new national champion.

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OUT ON A LIMB WITH LYNN LANG

For a deposition last week, University of Tennessee booster Roy “Tennstud” Adams put on his orange UT blazer and a coonskin cap made from a fox that looked like a blond fright wig. He sipped whiskey. He posed for pictures. He underwent four hours of questioning, which is like four minutes for the loquacious Adams. Then he gave recaps on radio sports programs.

Normally, such behavior in the course of legal proceedings might be considered strange, but there isn’t much normal about the four-year saga of the recruiting of college football player Albert Means and the federal investigation of charges made by his high school coach Lynn Lang.

Adams was deposed by attorneys and University of Alabama fans Philip Shanks and Tommy Gallion in Shanks’ Memphis office in connection with their lawsuit on behalf of former ‘Bama assistant coach Ronnie Cottrell against university officials and the NCAA.

The root question in all of this: Did Alabama booster Logan Young pay Lang $150,000 cash to get Means to enroll at Alabama, as Lang said he did in making his guilty plea last November?

After the deposition, Adams said Gallion repeatedly asked him if he really believed Young or anyone would pay $150,000 for a high school defensive lineman.

“I absolutely do,” Adams replied, noting that he and Young used to have lunch together a couple times a week for nearly 10 years.

Young says he didn’t do it. No matter, say his doubters — he’s a country clubber and a slave-trader through and through. Alabama disassociated from Young. The NCAA punished Alabama. And when Lang changed his story and pleaded guilty last November, it seemed to be the beginning of the end of the story.

“Anyone not believe it now?” wrote Commercial Appeal columnist Geoff Calkins.

Well, gosh no. Who needs an indictment and trial?

Except that Young has proven to be a hard man to bring down. He remains unindicted. He can afford a first-class defense, including Nashville lawyer Jim Neal and former Shelby County district attorney John Pierotti.

Lang’s sentencing has twice been postponed. Some of his story hasn’t checked out. He said somebody was supposed to arrange for a ringer to take the college entrance exam for Means, but Means is suiting up for the University of Memphis this fall with impunity. Milton Kirk, Lang’s former assistant coach, says Lang screwed him out of his part of the alleged payoff. Lisa Means, Albert’s mother, disputes Lang’s claim that she got money from him. And Richard Ernsberger, the author who first wrote about the story in his book Bragging Rights, says Lang told him two different stories about whether or not he had children.

There are a lot of people out on the limb with Lang — Kirk, the NCAA, the University of Alabama, United States attorneys Fred Godwin and Terry Harris (who used to work for Pierotti), the CA, Adams, and fellow UT booster Karl Schledwitz.

Gallion and Shanks, working on a contingency fee, think they can saw that limb off. Last week, Gallion and Schledwitz had a testy exchange at Ronnie Grisanti’s restaurant, before Cottrell intervened, and they wound up shaking hands. Schledwitz well knows the awesome power of the federal government, having been acquitted 10 years ago as a co-defendant in the Harold Ford trial. He says he wouldn’t wish an indictment on anyone.

Gallion and Shanks, however, see Adams and Schledwitz as instigators of the Means investigation. Neither is named as a defendant in Cottrell’s lawsuit. Whether that lawsuit has merit or is just UT vs. ‘Bama radio and Internet fodder should be clear by the end of the year.

There are three dates to watch:

On October 2nd, a state court judge in Tuscaloosa will hear motions to dismiss the case. Shanks says if he prevails, then the NCAA and the University of Alabama will have to give up documents he thinks will help Cottrell make his case. “Look for a flurry of activity after that motion is ruled on,” he said.

On October 25th, the universities of Tennessee and Alabama once again square off in Tuscaloosa. Oh, never mind, that’s just a football game.

On December 2nd, Lang is scheduled to be sentenced.

Cottrell’s lawsuit says the NCAA and Alabama officials, aided by the UT partisans and federal prosecutors, tried to ruin careers and a storied football program. They’re seeking $60 million. Never mind that both the universities of Alabama and Tennessee, so long as they employ the likes of Mike Price and John Shumaker, seem perfectly capable of destroying themselves.

Somebody’s sensational claims should be borne out or discredited by the time we have a new national champion.

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TAKING IT FROM THE TOP

THE UN BOMBING IN IRAQ

If you have a high-speed connection, and you have a strong stomach, you might want — note, I say, might — to view this unedited CBS News “as it happened” footage of the UN bombing today [Tuesday] in Baghdad:

CBSNews.com or try:

http://www.cbsnews.com/htdocs/videoplayer/newVid/framesource2.html?clip=/media/2003/08/19/video569057

Yes, while watching this, I felt anger and disgust at the demons who do such things to innocent men and women. Anyone (else) who was around the aftermath of an IRA bombing in the Seventies would feel the same outrage, whether the innocent lives lost were taken in Belfast or Jerusalem, Beirut or New York City.

But the same kind of anger and disgust, I believe, must be directed at the man ultimately responsible for the madness in Baghdad these days. And yes, the buck stops there.

No one put a gun to George W. Bush’s head and made him decide that a preemptive war in Iraq was in America’s — and the world’s — best interests. No one but the Bush cabal (ok, yes, Tony Blair went along for the ride, as did our cowardly Congress) believed that war was inevitable in Iraq. No one but the Bushies believed that, as Lt. Calley might say, we had to destroy Iraq in order to save it. The buck stops there. Period.

The Pentagon today was quick to blame today’s horrific crime on Al Quaeda “infiltrators.” Perhaps the military is correct. But I can’t help but wonder just how many “terrorists” we ourselves created with our now-famous “shock and awe” bombing campaign last March.

Unfortunately, there were no CBS News cameras around Baghdad during those dark early days of war. Americans then had no access to remarkable “as it happens” video footage like today’s. There were no action shots of bombs ripping apart homes and shops, of people trapped in rubble, of screaming mothers desperately looking for their children. No, this was, as we were told daily by Donald Rumsfeld, a surgical war, the cleanest war ever fought in human history. And so most Americans went about their business, convinced that he was correct, convinced that this indeed was a “good” war, a surgically precise campaign in which casualty figures were unimportant.

Few among us here in the States, for example, got to see what really happened to the folks at that Baghdad restaurant on the night of March 24th, where, we were told (at first), we’d nailed Saddam Hussein. We hadn’t, of course, but the news reports diligently added that a dozen civilians were killed. Remember?

Just a dozen. Just a number. There was no blood, no carnage, no gore on the television screen. Just a comment from Wolf Blitzer or whomever. Just a few unfortunately dead Iraqis. How unfortunate.

Pity we couldn’t see what was really happening to those real live human beings back then, just like we can see what happened Tuesday in that CBS News video. Pity we couldn’t have heard the wounded moan; pity we couldn’t have seen, yes, the blood and the gore…

Had we been able to do so, maybe, just maybe, we’d understand why American forces haven’t exactly received the hero’s welcome they expected once they “liberated” Iraq. Maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t be so quick to blame everything that’s gone wrong since our May 1st declaration of victory upon “Saddam loyalists” or “foreign infiltrators.” And maybe we’d finally stop swallowing the mainstream media pablum that continues, remarkably, blaming all our problems on Al Queda and/or Hussein loyalists.

Maybe, just maybe, we’d wake up and smell the coffee. Maybe we’d understand that there’s many a father and son — and daughter and mother — walking the streets of Baghdad with a serious axe to grind against the American military…

Perhaps today’s murderous culprit wasn’t actually a Taliban fanatic or a disguntled Republican Guard. Perhaps the bomber was just one of those thousands of grieving Iraqis, himself just one of millions of fellow citizens who were just trying to get through life as best they could in Saddam Hussein’s Baghdad, trying to make ends meet, trying to stay out of trouble. Just like most folks, well, just about everywhere.

This, of course, before a bunch of abstract poltical theorists in Arlington, Virginia, had a better idea. They decided that they knew what was in his country’s best interest. And decided that “shock and awe” was just the ticket.

Perhaps today’s murderous culprit was just as angry at the terror that came lashing out of the sky into his or her personal life last March, as the families in New York City were who suffered parallel catastrophes on September 11th, 2001. Perhaps he too will never forgive those who so changed his life, those who did so much to destroy his world.

How ironic that today’s dose of human suffering was delivered to neither Iraqis nor Americans, but to citizens of the entire world, people whose only crime was to work for the one organization that most sentient beings realize is the only real hope for our planet’s long-term future. How tragic that today’s victims were the very people who have sought, through their own courageous actions, to demonstrate that the kind of unilateral sabre-rattling practiced by the Rumsfelds and Cheneys of this world is hopelessly outdated, and has no place in twenty-first century civilization, if indeed that civilization is to survive another century.

None of us should be surprised at the disastrous consequences that have come from Gulf War Two. This, after all, was a war launched by “leaders” who were at best misguided and ill-informed, and at worst, liars and scoundrels. You reap what you sow, as the Bible says. You reap what you sow.

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The Gabe & Amy Show at the Glass Onion, and now I have to beat it. As always, I really don’t care what you do this week, because I don’t even know you, and unless you can see to it that Gary Coleman becomes the governor of California, I feel pretty certain that I don’t want to meet you. Besides, it’s time for me to blow this dump and go get the fire started to burn that bull.

T.S.

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MAP OR ‘TRAP’?

Israel’s minister of tourism launched a round of stops in the United States last week and made it clear he had no room in his itinerary for President Bush’s “road map” for peace.

With Prime Minister Ariel Sharon under pressure to accept American mediation leading by stages to a Palestianian state, “I can be the bad guy,” said Benny Elon, who insisted, . “The road map is a road trap.” Elon confided his opposition to the plan to a small group of clerics, religious conservatives, and media people after addressing a larger group at the Mid-America Baptist Theological Seminary.

Elon, who acceded to the tourism ministry last year after the assassination of his predecessor, presumably by Palestinian terrorists, told both the larger and the smaller assemblies that “the challenge,” for both Israelis and the country’s sympathizers among American Jews and Christians, was “not to forget who gave us the power” to inhabit contested territories in the historic Holy Land.

“We are not going to agree to let down our borders, to be without a state, just to have sympathy,” Elon said. Brandishing a Bible, he told the assembly in the Seminary auditorium, “This is behind the conflict — not politics.” He said there was “no difference” between anti-Semitism and anti-Zionism and likened the supportive evangelicals in his audience to “Christian Zionists.”

Elon said that complications ranging from the ongoing second Intifadah in Palestine to the after-effects of the September 11th attacks in this country had cut tourism to Israel to almost a third of its former volume but that visits to his country were back on the upswing, and he assured his hosts that they would have “absolute safety” as visitors to Israel.

One of Elon’s hosts, Religious Roundtable leader Ed McAteer, announced that his group was paying for several billboards in the Memphis area and elsewhere, all urging President Bush to support Israel’s claim to the Holy Land on Biblical grounds.

Elon, who was scheduled to visit several major American cities during his visit, was welcomed to Memphis by Shelby County Commissioner Marilyn Loeffel and city councilman Rickey Peete.


¥ Ordinarily, August would have been the lull before the storm, politically, but — well, we had the storm first this year, didn’t we? Then the lull.

In any case, local campaigns have struggled of late even to be blips on the radar screen. During the immediate aftermath of the storm, some campaigns even had to discontinue telephone polling because of the negative vibes they were getting to the process.

All that is about to change. With two months to go, door-to-door operations are back underway, ad campaigns are about to be sprung upon us, and the first fliers should be clogging the mailboxes of potential voters. Among recent developments:

Two District 5 city council contenders busied themselves with headquarters openings, while a third decided to marshal his resources elsewhere.

State representative Carol Chumney braved the torrid heat to open her headquarters at the Chickasaw Crossing shopping center on Poplar Saturday, with such eminences as Marguerite Piazza and Bob James on hand to lend support. Opponent George Flinn, the physician/broadcast magnate who has the local Republican endorsement, will be holding his hq opening this Saturday from 11 to 1 at Park Place Mall.

Lawyer Jim Strickland, on the other hand, has decided to do without a headquarters and focus instead on electronic advertising and direct mail. Strickland, who began his campaign with a goal of raising $100,000, says he now has $91,000 on hand.

The race for city court clerk has sailed into its first major controversy, with incumbent Thomas Long angrily denying allegations from the campaign of challenger Janis Fullilove that he is a Republican. Long cited a long string of involvements in major Democratic campaigns in an appearance recently before the Shelby County Democratic Women.

A third contender in the clerk’s race, Betty Boyette, hopes to benefit from the internecine warfare of Long and Fullilove.

The Long-Fullilove contest, like that between Democrats Strickland and Chumney, has local Democrats moving in different directions. The party executive committee, which was evenly divided in last spring’s chairmanship race between state representative Kathryn Bowers, the eventual winner, and former chairman Gale Jones Carson, reflected the same split in this month’s key vote on whether to follow the Republicans’ lead and endorse candidates in city-election races.

The committee voted 20-16 against endorsements, with the Bowers faction once again in the ascendancy.


¥ Sometime Memphian Chip Saltzman, who logged time as an aide to both former Governor Don Sundquist and U.S. Senator Bill Frist and was state GOP chairman during the 2000 campaign year, held his annual “Young Guns” retreat this past weekend on the Ocoee River in Polk County.

Some 45 sub-40-year-old Republicans from across the state were invited for the weekend — including Memphians Kemp Conrad, the current Shelby County Republican chairman, and David Kustoff, who held that position during the middle ‘90s and ran the Bush campaign in Tennessee three years ago.

Speaker for the event was former 4th District congressman Van Hilleary, the GOP’s unsuccessful candidate for the governorship in 2092. Hilleary is a potential candidate for either governor of senator in 2006.

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(FRIENDS &) FAMILY AFFAIR

Family and Friends Magazine has always made the Fly smile. No doubt numerous members of the uptight set, certain that sodomy, and sodomy alone, is to blame for all our nation s woes, have picked up this free zine, fooled by the wholesome-sounding name, only to discover that F&FM is the Mid- South s premier publication for the gay, lesbian, and transgendered community.

The July issue was particularly eye-catching considering the bold-faced cover blurb reading, Al Gore exclaims, I m gay, damnit! as he leaves town with male lover. Alas, that delicious headline was just a spoof of supermarket tabloids. There was, however, was a curious profile titled Meet Your Neigbor about an androgynous person named Rob who looks like Elvis circa 1976, loves barbecue, claims to be a lesbian and who came down all the way from Detroit to enjoy Memphis Gay Pride Parade. Rob s favorite animal? None, (s)he answered, I hate animals. Rob s partnership status? Courtin , naturally. But when F&FM asked Rob to name her/his favorite thing about Memphis, things got a little weird. My Pooh, (s)he answered. While we ve heard that the water in Memphis can be therapeutic, let s hope Rob was talking about a little yellow bear named Winnie.

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BLISS ON THE BLUFF

There are very few places I’d rather be than the leftfield bluff at AutoZone Park. I’ve come to the conclusion that this mound of dirt — dressed so elegantly in the kind of grass best appreciated barefoot — is the single greatest idea in the history of Memphis sports. I grew up with the almost Biblical belief that the best vantage point for a baseball game is directly behind the third-base dugout. You can have that seat. Give me a blanket, some sunshine, and a family member or two . . . and I’ll make the Bluff my home.

The Bluff (it deserves to be capitalized) is the perfect amenity for the perfect ballpark. To begin with, it’s a tangible metaphor for our city. If you can’t watch baseball from a bluff in Memphis, then where? Gazing from atop the Bluff — which is elevated above an already oversized leftfield wall — one gains the kind of vista that makes baseball and poetry such a familiar tandem. You can see the entire grandstand, the confines of both dugouts, the roof of The Peabody, even the cranes bringing the FedExForum to life beyond Beale Street to the south. And, of course, you see that blanket of grass — and delightful diamond of dirt — where men remain boys.

Anyone who has ever survived three hours on a metallic, backless bleacher seat will attest to the immeasurable comfort the Bluff provides. Drop that blanket where you please and stretch your every limb till you find a body harmony rarely enjoyed in public. Sit Indian style. Recline. Stand up for an inning or two (those behind you can shift accordingly). Heck, lay down, roll over on your belly, and nap through the seventh inning stretch. Try this at Busch Stadium in St. Louis and you’ll wake up behind bars.

If the view and the wide-open space aren’t enough to land you on the Bluff, there’s always the flying cowhide. If catching your first foul ball might be compared with falling in love for the first time, then catching a home run ball is very near, well, realizing love’s more intimate charms. And yes, home runs are hit on the Bluff (more so in some seasons than others . . . keep the faith). During the Redbirds’ 2000 championship season, a well-timed dive allowed me to beat a pair of grade-schoolers to my first home run ball. Alas, it was hit by a Tucson Sidewinder, so I proceeded to sling the offending spheroid back from whence it came. Anyone going home with a ball that aided the opposing nine will not be welcome in our prestigious Bluff Club.

It’s the children, of course, who make the Bluff a sloped urban oasis. I thought I knew how to have fun at the ballpark until I saw my daughter — then three — perform her first downhill somersault as the Redbirds took the field. I thought I knew baseball joy until I saw this little blonde chase down Rockey the Redbird — a Bluff regular, by the way — for a mid-game hug and handshake. I thought I knew spectator pride until I saw my younger daughter — only eight months old! — celebrated on the stadium scoreboard as the Redbirds’ Fan of the Game . . . broadcast live from the leftfield bluff.

Box seats have their virtues. Luxury suites are . . . luxurious. But you know what? The world would be a better place if we found more opportunities to put grass under our fannies. To recline instead of sit, to stretch our bodies instead of fold them. And to do all this at a baseball game? Bliss.

How much to join my club of Bluff Brothers (and Sisters)? Less than a movie ticket. Less than an order of barbecue nachos in the very same park! No excuses not to visit. If you can’t fall in love with the Bluff, please find help. The grass will never be greener.