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A Wilder Moment

Lt. Governor John Wilder, avowing that he was “not on an ego trip” and was ready to “do another deal” if the state Senate chose in the near future to elect someone else as speaker, on Saturday defended his “nonpartisan” conduct of the presiding position which the octogenarian and nominal Democrat has held since 1971 and delivered himself of some unusually straightforward opinions.

Addressing attendees at the monthly Dutch Treat luncheon at the Piccadilly restaurant in southeast Memphis, the Somerville lawmaker cautioned at one point that “I’m going to turn some of you off.” There was no indication, however, that he did so with Saturday’s conservative-oriented audience — even when he expressed himself bluntly on issues relating to the courts.

“Our United States Supreme Court says separate was unequal,” he mused. “It took them 75 years to find out separate wasn’t equal. They said it had to be identical. Identical! What did they do? They went to preferential treatment.” Wilder segued from the issue of “women and blacks going against white men for jobs” to that of abortion, concerning which the lieutenant governor said, “They discriminated against all men. What about the husband? Ought not it be a unanimous decision to kill the baby? Or does just one of them have the right to kill the baby?”

Wilder was equally adamant about what he considered judicial presumption on the issue of a state income tax — the controversial and polarizing issue on which the Senate speaker maintained an ambivalent position during the last stormy years of the administration of Republican governor Don Sundquist. Wilder was anything but ambivalent Saturday, though.

“It’s unconstitutional!” the speaker thundered at one point, going on to say, “When the court rewrites a constitution, they violate their oath to uphold the constitution. That’s an impeachable offense.” At another point, he characterized judicial overreaching as violating “an oath to Jesus Christ.”

Wilder was also critical of a ruling by the Internal Revenue Service which prevented him from preparing legislation that would redefine the sales tax as a “privilege” tax, thereby making it subject to deduction from one’s federal income tax. The lieutenant governor has crusaded for years to achieve such a result on the ground, as he normally puts it, that “Uncle Sam taxes taxes.”

During a Q&A session, audience member Jim Jamieson complained of unnamed Senate committee chairmen who were “embarrassing” to the state and Shelby County and were guilty of “political arrogance and unethical behavior.” He later identified the main subject of his scorn as state Senator John Ford.

Meanwhile, Wilder evidently divined as much. “We probably don’t see eyeball to eyeball. I think I know who you’re talking about,” he responded, “and he has a lot of ability you don’t know about, and he has a lot of honesty and integrity you don’t know about. And he knows health care pretty well.”

The speaker had devoted much of his prepared remarks to a demonstration that TennCare had proved to be an almost ruinously costly program and was crowding out spending on other state programs. “Our cash flow has been good, but our problem has been TennCare. It has eaten us alive,” he said.

Wilder’s remarks on the subject were consistent with recent ones on the same subject from Democratic governor Phil Bredesen, a former HMO executive who has promised to unveil plans — perhaps as early as this week — to scale back the state-run health-care system for the uninsured and uninsurable.”We have a good governor,” Wilder said. “I believe he’s the best CEO we’ve had. He knows health care.”

On other issues, Wilder suggested that tax reform was a proper subject for the constitutional-amendment process and defended the fairness of recent Senate redistricting. In response to criticism of the latter, the lieutenant governor noted that Sen. Jo Ann Graves of Lebanon had presided over the last effort but said the efforts of her committee had been “fair,” pointing out that the districts of Republicans Curtis Person and Mark Norris, both Shelby Countians, had been left independent.

At one point, said Wilder, a self-proclaimed “no-good Democrat” who almost bolted the party in 1986, he was forced to intervene. The Senate speaker, who boasted that “for 30 years, they [Senate redistricters] did what I told them to do,” said he took care of a complaint from Sen. Roy Herron (D-Dresden), who lamented that his district had been drastically changed while that of Wilder had been altered to put challenger Bob Schutt “way off in the bushes.” Said Wilder: “I told him, ‘I’ll leave you just exactly where you are and I’ll beat Bob Schutt,’ and that’s what I did.”

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Power Struggle

Memphis Mayor Willie Herenton told the City Council this week he would not do a national search for a new Memphis Light, Gas and Water president until “some major charter issues have been resolved.” But don’t worry, the confrontation ended in a hug.

After a request from City Council member Carol Chumney for an update on the search for a candidate to replace former MLGW president Herman Morris, Herenton told a meeting of the personnel, intergovernmental, and annexation committee that the council had breached aspects of the city charter, and until that was resolved, he would not be nominating a new candidate for the MLGW presidency.

“Until we get an interpretation of the charter,” said Herenton, “I don’t think it’s in the mayor’s best interest to move forward.” He later said he wanted a “competent judge to say who is correct.”

Herenton and the City Council have battled over several issues since the beginning of the year, including whether or not the council has to approve interim appointees to city positions. In January the council approved a resolution that those temporary appointees could only be paid for 45 days. The mayor vetoed the resolution.

Chumney said she was concerned that it could take six months to do a national search, once that search finally started. Council member Brent Taylor told the mayor he didn’t understand what the interpretation of the charter had to do with searching for a new MLGW president.

The conversation sparked the latest round in finger pointing. Herenton asked committee chair Tom Marshall to keep order in the meeting if they wanted his presence there. Marshall told the mayor he was the one acting out of order and that they were not going to have a slugfest in that committee.

After other council members weighed in, Edmund Ford told the mayor he had been a good mayor for the last 12 years and he needed to be a good mayor for the next four. “Everybody in this room is equal,” he said.

Before the mayor left, he asked if he could give Ford a hug. They embraced and the mayor left, saying, “I’m not saying I’m going to hug anybody else.”

Some council members responded, “Likewise.”

The mayor also proposed adding two positions to MLGW’s five-person board of directors: one from the suburban areas and one from the union perspective.

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We’re Off!

Anyone who is not enjoying American politics at this point is missing an important gene and a sense of humor. Whee, we’re off!

The candidates are rounding the first turn, into the backstretch. A leader breaks from the pack. He stumbles, he falls! Now the long-faced gray from Massachusetts moves up, the showy palomino from North Carolina hangs in, and the general drops out. It’s muddy out there. Splat! Splat! Splat!

My favorite campaign document of recent days is from a conservative e-mail newsletter, Talon. Item One is a nasty piece of gossip about a Democratic contender, whereas Item Three is “Gutter Politics To Get Uglier.” Reacting to the relentless questioning of the president’s service record, RNC chairman Ed Gillespie said that despite being so early in the campaign season, the Democrats have made clear they intend to run “the dirtiest campaign in modern presidential politics.”

I think we need a rule calling for at least two paragraphs between spreading nasty gossip and then decrying the spreading of nasty gossip. On television and radio, 24 hours should be required. Standards must be maintained here, team.

In the category of most ludicrous attack, we have an outcry over the news that John Kerry takes money from special-interest lobbyists. I had to sit down and fan myself when I heard it. Corporate special-interest money in politics! What next?

Kerry has surged to the fore and is now undergoing the pluperfectly idiotic political experience of being called the candidate of special interests by Republicans! Oh, this is so rich, how can you not rejoice? President Bush has only raised 28 times as much money from corporate special interests as Kerry. But that didn’t stop the Bush campaign from sending out an e-mail video to six million supporters accusing Kerry of being the candidate of the special interests!

In another lovely development, it turns out Al Sharpton’s campaign is being “financed, staffed and orchestrated” by Roger Stone, longtime Republican dirty trickster. According to Wayne Barrett in The Village Voice, Stone helped raise money in several states from his own relatives and political pals so Sharpton could qualify for federal matching funds, which is an infuriating waste of taxpayers’ money and a perfect example of why public campaign financing laws need to be written carefully.

But for sheer, vicious nastiness, no one can compete with Ann Coulter, whose latest error-riddled effusion is an attack on former Georgia senator Max Cleland, who has been critical of the administration. Apparently in an effort to make George W.’s “incomplete” in the National Guard look better, Coulter wrote a column distributed by the Heritage Foundation saying Cleland, a triple amputee, had shown “no bravery” in Vietnam, “didn’t give his limbs for his country,” is not a war hero. My favorite sentence is, “Luckily for Cleland … he happened [to lose his limbs] while in Vietnam,” her point being that if he had been injured at Fort Dix, he wouldn’t be a hero.

He also wouldn’t have been under enemy fire at Fort Dix. She says he lost his legs in “a routine noncombat mission where he was about to drink beer with friends.” Actually, Cleland lost his limbs when a grenade detonated after he and another soldier jumped off a helicopter in a combat zone.

As for not being a war hero, Cleland earned the Silver Star in a separate incident just four days before he was injured. The citation reads, “During heavy enemy rocket and mortar attack, Capt. Cleland disregarded his own safety, exposed himself to rocket barrage as he left his covered position to administer first aid to his wounded comrades. Cleland’s gallant action is in keeping with the highest traditions of military service and reflects great credit upon himself, his unit, and the United States Army.”

How lucky for Cleland.

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Have No Fear

I had three hours to kill before my flight to Delhi, so I sat down on my duffel bag and got out some Mark Twain. I had read The Grapes of Wrath on the way to California (not such a great idea); Lord of the Flies on my way to a tropical island (worse idea); and Siddhartha while in Nepal (just right). So, about to leave Asia for the Middle East, with a stop in India first, I put down my own journal and picked up Twain’s journal from the Middle East, The Innocents Abroad.

I was in no particular hurry to get to India. About a month before, I had spent the worst 27 hours of my life there. I had been faced with insane heat, a more insane companion, and the special treatment that central Delhi grants to the Western traveler: a roaming throng of beggars, robbers, and hustlers of every sort, including a fortune teller who waited for me outside the post office for more than an hour while I was bargaining over the price of stamps.

I had, in fact, tried to rearrange my intinerary to avoid India. Alas, I would have to spend another 24 hours there, but this time I was heading in with a completely different attitude: “I’m not taking any crap from anybody.” And, being a 23-year-old male, I was utterly confident that the entire city of Delhi would sense my inner strength and leave me be.

It was in this serene state that I heard a sound which, in the lobby of the Bangkok airport, rang like a chorus of angels: female Americans! There were three of them, my age and cute, and the magic of their appearance in that place was enhanced by the fact that one of them was smiling at me. Rarely have I felt so blessed.

I was still shy in those days — India I could handle, but girls? — but the travel gods smiled on me, and one of the lovelies sauntered over and actually spoke to me.

“Excuse me,” she sang, “are you American?” I confirmed that I was — from Tennessee, I added, in my best Southern drawl — and she informed me that the three of them were headed to India and wondered if I had been there and could answer some questions about it.

I was happy to explain that, not only had I been to Delhi, I understood it, was prepared for it, and would like nothing more than to guide three nice young ladies through that maze of absurdity. So the deal was struck: They’d pay my share at the hotel, and I’d get to play the role of Macho Hero Travel Man.

When the plane landed and we got to the Delhi terminal — several hours late, at roughly 3 a.m. — we decided to arrange ahead of time for a hotel. One of the girls had a guidebook mentioning a place that was 60 rupees, or about five bucks. The nice man at the counter explained that all rooms in Delhi were at least 300 rupees — a blatant lie — but that included the 50-rupee commission to, lo and behold, him. I insisted that he call this particular hotel and get us a room, and a few rupees later he agreed to. He dialed the phone, waited a few seconds, said something in his language, then said, in English, “Oh, you are full?” and hung up. His smile said to me, “Hmmm, just a few rupees short.”

When we emerged from the terminal, it was as if all my friends were there waiting for me. One guy wanted to carry our luggage out of the terminal, another one to the bus, and a third onto the bus — the idea being that I would drop rupees at every point. It was like they were working in shifts. But none of them got a rupee from Macho Hero Travel Man. The girls, meanwhile, had been touched about four times each before we left the airport property.

We found a hotel at 5 a.m. and were told we could sleep for free in a small room until noon, then move into a big, 130-rupee room. I knew this was bull but put off the fight until later. Sure enough, when we woke up, the hotel employee said, “There has been a terrible mistake. The only room I have is 300 rupees, plus the 50 rupees for this morning.”

“This is not what you said,” replied Macho Hero Travel Man, “and it will not stand.” My defiance was, the employee and I both knew, the opening statement in a negotiation process which resulted in the four of us paying a total of 200 rupees. Of course, when I asked about the price of coffee, he said to me, “Four rupees. But you pay 10, because you pay so little for the room.”

The girls were mystified by this. Not so Macho Hero Travel Man. He knew when you come to a new country, they often send out their worst to greet you: the hustlers, the freaks, and the users. He knew the girls would have a wonderful experience after getting through this Wall of Insanity. And he took comfort in knowing that he would get to spend the next 24 hours protecting them from the dregs of Delhi, setting them safely on their way to savor India’s wonders.

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On Guard — or AWOL?

Two members of the Air National Guard unit that President George W. Bush allegedly served with as a young Guard flyer in 1972 had been told to expect him late in that year and were on the lookout for him. He never showed, however; of that both Bob Mintz and Paul Bishop are certain.

The question of Bush’s presence in 1972 at Dannelly Air National Guard base in Montgomery, Alabama — or the lack of it — has become an issue in the 2004 presidential campaign. And that issue, which picked up steam last week, continues to rage.

Recalls Memphian Mintz, now 62: “I remember that I heard someone was coming to drill with us from Texas. And it was implied that it was somebody with political influence. I was a young bachelor then. I was looking for somebody to prowl around with.” But, says Mintz, that “somebody” — better known to the world now as the president of the United States — never showed up at Dannelly in 1972. Nor in 1973, nor at any time that Mintz, a FedEx pilot now and an Eastern Airlines pilot then, when he was a reserve first lieutenant at Dannelly, can remember.

“And I was looking for him,” repeated Mintz, who said that he assumed that Bush “changed his mind and went somewhere else” to do his substitute drill. It was not “somewhere else,” however, but the 187th Air National Guard Tactical squadron at Dannelly to which the young Texas flyer had requested transfer from his regular Texas unit — the reason being Bush’s wish to work in Alabama on the ultimately unsuccessful U.S. Senate campaign of family friend Winton “Red” Blount.

It is the 187th, Mintz’s unit, which was cited, during the 2000 presidential campaign, as the place where Bush completed his military obligation. And it is the 187th that the White House continues to contend that Bush belonged to — as recently as last week, when presidential spokesman Scott McClellan released payroll records and, later, evidence suggesting that Bush’s dental records might be on file at Dannelly.

Late last weekend, the White House made available what it said was the entirety of Bush’s service record. Even so, the mystery of the young lieutenant’s whereabouts in late 1972 remains.

“There’s no way I wouldn’t have noticed a strange rooster in the henhouse, especially since we were looking for him,” insists Mintz, who has begun poring over documents relating to the matter that are now making their way around the Internet. One of these is a piece of correspondence addressed to the 187th’s commanding officer, then Lt. Col. William Turnipseed, concerning Bush’s redeployment.

Mintz remembers a good deal of base scuttlebutt at the time about the letter, which clearly identifies Bush as the transferring party. “It couldn’t be anybody else. No one ever did that again, as far as I know.” In any case, he is certain that nobody else in that time frame, 1972-73, requested such a transfer into Dannelly.

Mintz, who at one time was a registered Republican and in recent years has cast votes in presidential elections for independent Ross Perot and Democrat Al Gore, confesses to “a negative reaction” to what he sees as out-and-out dissembling on President Bush’s part. “You don’t do that as an officer, you don’t do that as a pilot, you don’t do it as an important person, and you don’t do it as a citizen. This guy’s got a lot of nerve.”

Though some accounts reckon the total personnel component of the 187th as consisting of several hundred, the actual flying squadron — that to which Bush was reassigned — numbered only “25 to 30 pilots,” Mintz says. “There’s no doubt. I would have heard of him, seen him, whatever.”

Even if Bush, who was trained on a slightly different aircraft than the F4 Phantom jets flown by the squadron, opted not to fly with the unit, he would have had to encounter the rest of the flying personnel at some point, in nonflying formations or drills. “And if he did any flying at all, on whatever kind of craft, that would have involved a great number of supportive personnel. It takes a lot of people to get a plane into the air. But nobody I can think of remembers him.

“I talked to one of my buddies the other day and asked if he could remember Bush at drill at any time, and he said, ‘Naw, ol’ George wasn’t there. And he wasn’t at the Pit, either.'”

The “Pit” was the Snake Pit, a nearby bistro where the squadron’s pilots would gather for frequent after-hours revelry. And the buddy was Bishop, then a lieutenant at Dannelly and now a pilot for Kalitta, a charter airline that in recent months has been flying war materiel into the Iraq Theater of Operations.

“I never saw hide nor hair of Mr. Bush,” confirms Bishop. “In fact,” he quips, mindful of the current political frame of reference, “I saw more of Al Sharpton at the base than I did of George W. Bush.”

In Air National Guard circles, Bishop, who now lives in Goldsboro, N.C., is something of a legendary figure. Known to his mates as “Papa Whiskey” (for “P.W.”) Bishop, he is a veteran of Gulf War I, a conflict in which he was the ranking reservist. During the current conflict, on behalf of Kalitta, Bishop has flown frequent supply missions into military facilities at Kuwait.

Some years ago, he flew a Kalitta aircraft, painted over with Air Force One markings, in the movie Air Force One starring Harrison Ford. Bishop did the rolls, tumbles, and other stunt maneuvers that looked in the movie like stressful motions afflicting the hijacked and embattled plane.

Bishop voted for Bush in 2000 and believes that the Iraq war has served some useful purposes — citing, as the White House does, disarmament actions since pursued by Libyan president Moammar Khadaffi — but he is disgruntled both about aspects of the war and about what he sees as Bush’s lack of truthfulness about his military record.

“I think a commander in chief who sends his men off to war ought to be a veteran who has seen the sting of battle,” Bishop says. “In Iraq, we have a bunch of great soldiers but they are not policemen. I don’t think he [the president] was well advised. Right now it’s costing us an American life a day. I’m not a peacenik, but what really bothers me is that of the 500 or so that we’ve lost almost 80 of them were reservists. We’ve got an overextended Guard and reserve.”

Part of the problem, Bishop thinks, is a disconnect resulting from the president’s own inexperience with combat operations. And he is well beyond annoyed at the White House’s persistent claims that Bush did indeed serve time at Dannelly. Bishop didn’t pay much attention to the claim when candidate Bush first offered it in 2000. But he did after the second Iraq war started and the issue came front and center:

“It bothered me that he wouldn’t fess up and say, Okay, guys, I cut out when the rest of you did your time. He shouldn’t have tried to dance around the subject. I take great exception to that. I spent 39 years defending my country.”

Like his old comrade Mintz, Bishop, now 65, was a pilot for Eastern Airlines during their reserve service in 1972 at Dannelly. Mintz then lived in Montgomery; Bishop commuted from Atlanta, a two-hour drive away. Mintz and Bishop retired from the Guard with the ranks of lieutenant colonel and colonel, respectively.

Both men knew John “Bill” Calhoun, the Atlanta businessman who was flight safety officer for the 187th in 1972 and who subsequently retired as a lieutenant colonel. Calhoun created something of a sensation late last week when he came forward at the apparent prompting of the administration to claim that he did in fact remember Lt. Bush, that the young officer had met with him during drill weekends, largely spending his time reading safety manuals in the 187th’s safety office.

Even in media venues sympathetic to the president, doubt was cast almost immediately on aspects of Calhoun’s statement — particularly his claim that Lt. Bush was at the 187th during spring and early summer of 1972, periods when the White House itself does not claim the young lieutenant had yet arrived at Dannelly.

Mintz and Bishop are both skeptical, as well.

“I’m not saying it wasn’t possible, but I can’t imagine Bill not introducing him around,” Mintz says. “Unless he [Bush] was an introvert back then, which I don’t think he was, he’d have spent some time out in the mainstream, in the dining hall or wherever. He’d have spent some time with us. Unless he was trying to avoid publicity. But he wasn’t well known at all then. It all seems a bit unusual.”

Bishop was even more explicit: “I’m glad he [Calhoun] remembered being with Lt. Bush and Lt. Bush’s eating sandwiches and looking at manuals. It seems a little strange that one man saw an individual, and all the rest of them did not. Because it was such a small organization. Usually, we all had lunch together.

“Maybe we’re all getting old and senile,” Bishop says with obvious sarcasm. “I don’t want to second-guess Mr. Calhoun’s memory and I would hate to impugn the integrity of a fellow officer, but I know the rest of us didn’t see Lt. Bush.” As Bishop (corroborated by Mintz) described the physical environment, the safety office where the meetings between Major Calhoun and Lt. Bush allegedly took place was on the second floor of the unit’s hangar, a relatively small structure itself. It was a very close-quarters situation. “It would have been “virtually impossible,” says Bishop, for an officer to go in and out of the safety office for eight hours a month several months in a row and be unseen by anybody except then-Major Calhoun.

As Bishop notes, “Fighter pilots, and that’s what we were, have situational awareness. They know everything about their environment — whether it’s an enemy plane creeping up or a stranger in their hangar.”

In any case, says Bishop, “If what he [Calhoun] says is true, there would be documentation of the fact in point summaries and pay documents.”

And that’s another mystery.

Yet another veteran of the 187th is Wayne Rambo of Montgomery, Alabama, who as a lieutenant served as the unit’s chief administrative officer until April of 1972. That was a few months prior to Bush’s alleged service, which Rambo, who continued to drill with the 187th, also cannot remember.

Rambo was, however, able to shed some light on the Guard practice, then and now, of assigning annual service “points” to members, based on their record of attendance and participation. The bare minimum number is 50, and reservists meeting standard are said to have had “a good year,” Rambo says. Less than that amounts to an “unsatisfactory” year — one calling for penalties assessed against the reservist’s retirement fund and, more immediately, for disciplinary or other corrective action. Such deficits can be written off only on the basis of a “commander’s call,” Rambo says — and only then because of certifiable illness or some other clearly plausible reason.

“The 50-point minimum has always been taken very seriously, especially for pilots,” says Rambo. “The reason is that it takes a lot of taxpayer money to train a pilot, and you don’t want to see it wasted.”

For whatever reason, the elusive Lt. Bush was awarded 41 actual points for his service in both Texas and Alabama during 1972, though he apparently was given 15 “gratuitous” points — presumably by his original Texas command — enough to bring him up from substandard. That would have been a decided violation of the norm, according to Rambo, who stresses that the awarding of gratuitous points was clearly meant only as a reward to reservists for meeting their bottom line.

“You had to get to 50 to get the gratuitous points, which applied toward your retirement benefits,” the former chief administrative officer recalls. “If you were 49, you stayed at 49; if you were 50, you got up to 65.”

Bishop raises yet another issue about Bush’s Guard tenure — the cancellation after 1972 of the final year of his six-year obligation — ostensibly to pursue a post-graduate business degree at Harvard.

That didn’t sit well with the veteran pilot. “When you accept a flying slot with the Air National Guard, you’re obligated for six years,” Bishop says. “Even if you grant him credit for that missing year in Alabama which none of us remember, he still failed to serve his full commitment. Even graduate school, for which he was supposedly released, is attended during the week usually. It wouldn’t have conflicted with drill weekends, whether he was in Connecticut or Massachusetts or wherever. There would have been no need for an early release.”

Bishop pauses. “Maybe they do things differently in Texas. I don’t want to malign the commander in chief, but this is an issue of duty, honor, country. You must have integrity.”

Bishop, especially, is bitter about the fate of Eastern Airlines, which went bankrupt during the administration of President George H.W. Bush, the current incumbent’s father. “I watched my company dissolve under his policies. They let the airline fall victim to a hostile takeover,” Bishop says. Both Bushes were “children of privilege,” unlike himself and Mintz.

“Our fathers were poor dirt farmers. We would not have been given the same considerations he and his father were,” says Bishop, who maintains that, just as the junior Bush used family and political influence to jump himself ahead of 500 other flight training applicants, the senior Bush “apparently” did something similar when he became a naval aviator during World War Two. “I applaud him for volunteering, but he should have waited his turn like everybody else.”

But, says Bishop, “At least I can give him credit for serving his country.” That is more, he suggested, than can be granted the younger Bush.

Would he consider voting for the president’s reelection? “Naw, this goes to an integrity issue. I like either [John] Kerry or [John] Edwards better.” And who would Mintz be voting for? “Not for any Texas politicians” was the Memphian’s sardonic answer.

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Sound Advice

Lots of concert action on tap this week, and though the most compelling shows —AFI and Thursday , Against Me!, and The Reigning Sound — are featured elsewhere in these pages, there’s still plenty left, so let’s run ’em down:

There’s a benefit show for the West Memphis Three Friday, February 20th, at the Hi-Tone CafÇ featuring an all-local bill of The Uninvited, The Pelicans, and Blair Combest. Also that night, popular jam act The Jazz Mandolin Project will perform at Newby’s with locals The Minivan Blues Band.

Local electronic-music artist Grunt performs at the Full Moon Club above Zinnie’s East on Saturday, February 21st. Also that night, punk rock invades the Hi-Tone in the form of Florida emo cult band Hot Water Music and punk revivalists The Bouncing Souls. Meanwhile, at the P&H CafÇ, local alt-country band Halfacre Gunroom will perform. And over at Young Avenue Deli, Tha Movement holds its February showcase with The Tim Terry Experience, Paul Taylor, and DJ Jacob Braden. Also, Nashville folk siren Carter Wood performs at Otherlands Coffee Bar.

On Wednesday, February 25th, highly regarded roots-music songwriter Chris Knight, who has been compared to Steve Earle and John Prine, performs at the Hi-Tone, and Texan Jen Foster, who boasts “lovely lesbo pop-rock,” according to one reviewer, performs a free show at the Young Avenue Deli as part of the club’s ongoing “On the Road” series. —Chris Herrington

Let the martinis flow. New Orleans’ sextet (emphasis on the sex) The Sophisticats are back in town with their own private dancers, The Sophistikittens. I once described this retro-mod ensemble by comparing them to Impala, Memphis’ finest (and only) instrumental surf band, who all but ditched their thundering tributes to Dick Dale in favor of hot, lurking R&B. But the comparison isn’t entirely fair. While Impala always sounded like they were scoring a soundtrack for the darkest, dirtiest film noir ever made, the Sophisticats just want to make you bump and grind. They take their cues from ’50s-era strip joints, and when the Sophisticats’ reed player Hep Saxsmith lets loose with a run on the tenor sax, you’ll feel like you need a shot. I’m talking penicillin, not vodka. The Sophisticats typically perform with their own dance troupe, a group of feline cuties in revealing outfits and clip-on kitty ears. It’s classic go-go fare, guaranteed to get the juices flowing. So bust out your best retro threads and get on down to the Young Avenue Deli on Friday, February 20th, for a strip-teasing good time.

If you like driving, smile-inducing pop filled with great guitar hooks, gorgeous melodies, and soaring harmonies, then you will want to catch The Lights when they play the Hi-Tone CafÇ on Thursday, February 19th. Featuring the talents of Kevin Cubbins, Mark Stuart, and former Eighty-Katie frontman Bret Preston, these guys are something special in the making. They may not be raw enough for the hipsters or heavy enough for the rockers, but there has got to be an audience out there for accomplished rock-and-roll that is, at times, absolutely beautiful. —Chris Davis

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State of the Union

Anne Tyler is striking a major chord. The Amateur Marriage (Knopf), her 16th novel, has earned the author her best reviews in years and a spot on The New York Times bestseller list. The question is why: why this novel about a marriage not made in heaven is hitting home big-time.

Is it the fundamentally mismatched but easily recognizable white, middle-class couple at the heart of this story, Michael and Pauline Anton? He’s a conscientious and cautious workaholic, too coiled and tight-lipped for his own good but a likable guy; she’s a live-wire stay-at-home mom, spirited and subject to mood swings but a likable gal. Both are doing their somewhat best. They meet by accident at the start of World War II, and it’s uphill and a lot more downhill from there: three kids, a move from inner-city Baltimore to the leafy suburbs, divorce after nearly three decades, then a happy remarriage for him and no remarriage but some peace of mind for her.

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Lindy, the oldest of their kids, runs away from home in the early 1960s, shows up in San Francisco seven years later as a hardened drug addict, leaves Michael and Pauline to care for her abandoned son, then drops out of sight again. George and Karen, the Antons’ two younger children, make a better but colorless showing — he: a businessman specializing in, of all things, mergers; she: a self-styled “hotshot” lawyer working for the poor. What’s there for readers of a certain generation (make that two generations) and of a certain class not to identify with? Plenty.

Who are these characters? We hear from Michael of Pauline’s history of “shouting and weeping and carrying on,” of furniture kicked, doors slammed, and clothes flung from a window. This will be news to readers. We get references to Pauline’s outbursts, but we hardly witness a context for them.

Michael goes for 29 years without seeing, much less knowing the whereabouts of his daughter Lindy, then when Lindy shows up out of the blue — what? Nothing from Tyler on Michael’s reaction except to learn that he “behaved as if Lindy had merely been out shopping.” Impossible.

Later, Michael asks Lindy if she has fond memories of going to the circus. “Good Lord above, those eternal family excursions,” she says, ungrateful as ever, then she calls this nuclear family of five a “wretched, tangled knot … stunted, like a trapped fox chewing its own leg off.” The circus? “Eternal family excursions”? You’ll have to take Lindy’s word for it. And you’ll have to trust that the “claustrophobia” that Lindy says drove her away for nearly 30 years was a teen-ager’s understandable response to all that leg-chewing.

I’ll hand it to Tyler in the book’s best scene, though. Midway through The Amateur Marriage, Pauline says to her husband, “So what if we fight a bit? I just think that proves we have … a marriage with a lot of energy and passion! I think it’s been a fun kind of marriage!”

“It has not been fun,” Michael answers calmly before he walks out for good, and the statement hits just the right note, devastating for all its quiet. One reason, then, why readers are responding to Tyler’s latest? Must be they’re in a “knot” of their own.

But you think the Antons have problems? It’s the new millennium in Jim Shepard’s novel Project X (Knopf), which means it meltdown time for the Hanratty family. Make that a major meltdown for Edwin Hanratty, an eighth-grader who gets beaten up at school as often as he’s beaten down by the clueless teachers in charge. He’s got one good friend, Flake, a psychopath-in-training, and he’s hero to Herman, a sixth-grader with an unmanageable mean streak. So Flake, with Edwin in tow, has a bright idea: poison the entire student body, but the plan doesn’t work. Then Flake, with Edwin in tow, decides to gun down the entire student body. It’s that, according to Edwin’s frustrated thinking, or continue submitting to daily detention, a locker combination that won’t work, and a mom and dad at wit’s end.

It’s obvious where Shepard came up with the idea for this book. Less obvious: how he dug into the heart and soul of an adolescent outcast, “the kid you think about,” even Edwin admits, “when you want to make yourself feel better.” The stuff here is too raw and immediate to be entirely Shepard’s invention, the torments of a junior-high pecking order more than mere guesswork. Middle America never looked so screwed up. Home schooling never looked so good.

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Contaminated Cases?

How much does the federal indictment of Shelby County medical examiner O.C. Smith muddy the water in criminal cases in which he has previously testified?

Plenty, said Cyril Wecht, chief medical examiner in Pittsburgh and president of the American Board of Legal Medicine, who suggested that Smith “needs psychiatric counseling.”

“If he could fabricate a story like this that a Hollywood screenwriter on LSD would have difficulty coming up with, who can believe him in a courtroom?” asked Wecht.

Shelby County district attorney Bill Gibbons, for one, who said Smith’s indictment on two counts of lying to investigators and one count of unlawful possession of a bomb “has no bearing on the validity of his expert testimony in trials.”

“Let’s say a doctor has been indicted for income tax evasion,” Gibbons said. “Does that mean his expertise is suddenly all wrong? This is a very serious charge, but at the same time there is no reason to believe that it undermines the validity of his opinions as a medical expert. They are two different issues.”

Smith pleaded innocent last week and was released on his recognizance. Gibbons said he would not hesitate to use him in future trials, but the issue became moot when Smith resigned.

Between those two extremes, attorneys and medical examiners contacted by the Flyer expressed varying opinions about the impact of the Smith indictment.

“From my experience, it is going to be very hard to open up cases that are already closed just because of his present trouble,” said Dr. Michael Baden, former medical examiner for New York City. “In cases where the issue is who-done-it, it is a police investigation. But if there is a case where the cause of death is either a police choke hold or a cocaine overdose, that is where his testimony could be impaired.”

Former federal prosecutor Hickman Ewing Jr. said most prosecutors would probably try to work around Smith.

“I would think a prosecutor would be hesitant to call him as a witness,” said Ewing. “Let’s say it goes to trial and he is acquitted. I would think the state on past cases could defend that. But is there potential for affecting a lot of cases? Probably so, yes.”

Defense attorney Leslie Ballin does not expect a rush to the courthouse to appeal cases in which Smith testified:

“The only way a defense lawyer can use Smith’s problems in a homicide case is to ask Dr. Smith, ‘Did you do what you are accused of?’ Then he can either take the Fifth Amendment, say yes, or say no. The next question is what happens if Dr. Smith is convicted later? Then there might be cause for appeal on a case-by-case basis. But in 99 percent of homicides, the question is either who-done-it or the degree of homicide. Very rarely is the cause of death in question. So I don’t see appeals or overrules as automatic.”

Even if contested forensic testimony is rare, Smith could have given a lot of it simply by virtue of his longevity. He started working in the medical examiner’s office in 1978 and was named chief medical examiner in 2000. In the last three years, he worked on several high-profile cases where the bizarre circumstances of his “attack” could well prompt a fresh look at theories once seen as unlikely or even crackpot. He gave post-conviction testimony that helped keep convicted cop killer Philip Workman on death row. He conducted the autopsy on Harvard microbiologist Dr. Don Wiley, who apparently leaped or fell to his death from the Hernando DeSoto Bridge in 2001. And he also did the autopsy on Katherine Smith, the driver’s license examiner who burned to death in her car in 2002 shortly before she was due to attend a court hearing on charges that she helped five Middle Eastern men from New York City get fake licenses.

Wiley’s death two months after the 9/11 terrorist attacks drew international attention because he was an expert on dangerous viruses including anthrax, smallpox, Ebola, and AIDS. His body was found in the river 320 miles south of Memphis 35 days after his disappearance. Smith ruled Wiley’s death an accidental fall from the bridge after Wiley stopped on the bridge, got out to look at his rental car, became dizzy due to alcohol or a seizure, and was jarred by a gust of wind from a passing truck.

A month later, in February 2002, Smith was called upon to identify the charred body of Katherine Smith, who authorities said doused herself with gasoline and crashed her own car. On March 13, 2002, two Molotov cocktails and a homemade bomb were found in an exterior stairwell at the Regional Forensic Center where O.C. Smith worked.

James Cavanaugh, the chief investigator for the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms on the O.C. Smith case, told the Flyer last year, “There is no connection to the driver’s license testing case. We know all about that.”

The Workman case, however, is related to Smith’s alleged staged barbed-wire-and-bomb attack. The indictment includes a recap of Smith’s January 2001 testimony at a Workman clemency hearing in which he supported the autopsy and ballistics conclusions of the previous medical examiner. Two months later, a series of anonymous letters vowed to “fight against the doctor-killer abortionists” and “destroy the liar” O.C. Smith.

The Workman case has become an indicator of feelings about Smith even though he did not testify at Workman’s 1981 trial. Prosecutors who think Workman is guilty tend to defend Smith. Lawyers and death-penalty opponents who think Workman was wrongly convicted see Smith as an extreme example of the flaws in the “machinery of death.”

Gibbons and Wecht, who represent the two polar positions, both have a personal interest in the case.

Although he says he has never met Smith, Wecht testified as an expert witness for Workman’s defense and stated this his gun could not have killed police officer Ronald Oliver. Ballistics evidence, along with a shaky eyewitness, were key parts of the prosecution’s case.

Gibbons is married to Julia Gibbons, a federal judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals. Julia Gibbons presided over habeas corpus hearings for Workman and issued a 91-page ruling in 1996 that denied him a new trial.

The connections are fascinating, but the questions nobody has answered so far are how and why Smith allegedly attacked himself. Did he have an accomplice, and do investigators have a secret witness from inside Smith’s former office?

Beyond the connection to the Workman case, the indictment doesn’t say. The two counts of lying with which Smith is charged seem to refer to a discrepancy in his story about the time that the “attack” occurred. Smith twice told investigators he was attacked shortly after 10 p.m. on June 1, 2002. But a security guard who noticed Smith’s truck outside the office at 11:30 p.m. saw nothing unusual. Another security officer found Smith wrapped in barbed wire with a bomb around his neck at 12:29 a.m.

U.S. attorney Bud Cummins of Little Rock, who took the case after U.S. attorney Terry Harris of Memphis recused himself, said he could not discuss the case with the Flyer.

“We only have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it couldn’t have happened the way Dr. Smith said it happened,” said Cummins. “We may not answer some of those questions at the end of the day.”

In a final paradox, authorities said at least 17 agencies responded to the “attack,” and the agents who removed the bomb from Smith exposed themselves to grave danger. At a time when the country is on terror alert, the public was led to believe that a mad bomber was on the loose. For more than a year, Smith’s version was the officially accepted one, and the Flyer was the only media outlet to question it in print.

Yet when Smith was arraigned last week, he was allowed to go free on his own recognizance without posting a bond. His attorneys said his attacker is still out there.

E-mail: branston@memphisflyer.com

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The Blotter

Delayed reaction: A woman called police February 10th and reported a robbery and abduction. She told officers that she had been talking on her cell phone in the 3200 block of South Third on November 22nd when a black female got into her car and forced her to drive to North Memphis. The suspect exited the car and took the victim’s purse with her. The victim says she spends 24 hours a day with her sick mother and tried to report the offense earlier — by phone — but they told her she needed the exact address of the offense. She does not live in Memphis so “two and a half months later the victim drives to the location and calls police for a report.”

Clichés come to life: Police were called to an animal injury February 11th after a U.S. mail carrier was bitten by a mixed-breed dog on Harvard. The man was bitten on his left leg as he was attempting to deliver the mail.

But did you see a badge? Two males were approached February 14th in the Greyhound bus station on Union by a man who said he was an undercover police officer. After accusing them of trying to buy alcohol, he took their identification and told them not to leave. They then watched the man walk away. They told the real police that “they were not threatened but that the suspect’s mannerisms were forceful and that he did act as if he were talking into a radio.” Their wallets and identification were never returned.

— Compiled by Mary Cashiola

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The Kids Are Alright

When so-called nü-metal emerged in the late ’90s to usurp alt-rock’s role as the heavy guitar music of choice for young Americans, a lot of progressive impulses got swept away in the transformation. During alt-rock’s mid-’90s heyday, female artists (Hole, PJ Harvey, the Breeders, Alanis Morrissette, Garbage, etc.) were able to carve some space for themselves on commercial-radio playlists and on concert stages. But by the time Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst was encouraging his mook-rock minions to “Break Stuff” while flames rose and women were getting raped at Woodstock ’99, a “no girls allowed” policy was getting instituted at “modern rock” stations around the country. And along with this macho aggression, Limp Bizkit and contemporaries such as Godsmack, Slipknot, and countless others that have already slipped into history’s dustbin reinstated the worst of pre-alt ’80s metal (politics was passé, bigger was better, and bowing to the biz was definitely back) with none of the redeeming qualities of that era (like its sense of humor and good-time guitar riffs).

In the last couple of years, some interesting shifts have occurred among this fan base, bridging the often-opposed alt and metal impulses of the past decade. It may have started with Linkin Park, whom detractors correctly disparage as metal for consumer-crazed mall kids but whose connection to hip-hop feels less forced than Bizkit et al. and whose therapy-rock at least rejects the calculated theatricality of the class of ’98. And this past year, the biggest rock story was Little Rock’s Evanescence, goth-metal Christians fronted by an actual woman, one who pointedly takes no guff from chauvinistic radio jocks and other creepy bizzers. Evanescence (often described as a marriage of Tori Amos and Linkin Park, which sums up the genre truce nicely) have taken this new meld of mid-’90s alt-rock and late-’90s nü-metal platinum to the Grammy stage, and though I might have previously considered the concept of “Christian goth-metal” my worst musical nightmare, I say more power to them.

Those looking for other signs of progress along this front are advised to venture to the New Daisy Theatre next week, where two other key bands in this transformation — AFI and Thursday — will take the stage. Neither band will ever qualify as personal guitar heroes of mine, and they have been only modest critical successes. But the kids love ’em. I’m guessing the average age at the Daisy this week will be younger than this 30-year-old critic by a solid decade.

One of the biggest differences between punk (where alt-rock is rooted, of course) and (mainstream) (American) metal has always been the DIY principle. Metal has a history of bands woodshedding, shopping demos to major labels, and waiting for someone to make them stars, something that’s pretty much unheard-of for punk bands. In punk, by contrast, bands tend to put out records on their own or on indie labels and hit the road without obsessing over whether they’ll “get signed.” This is the route that both AFI and Thursday, unlike most of the popular heavy bands of the late ’90s, took to their present stardom.

Though all the band members are still in their 20s, AFI has been around for a decade, much of it spent as a So-Cal pop-punk band, releasing five albums on Offspring frontman Dexter Holland’s Nitro label while honing the goth-inspired sound they showcase on their major-label debut, Sing the Sorrow. New Jersey’s Thursday came out of the East Coast emo and post-hardcore scenes, releasing the wildly popular indie album Full Collapse on Chicago punk label Victory and touring hard for several years. Both bands built up credibility and fan bases before moving on (and up?) to the majors, touring together a couple of years ago as part of the Warped Tour’s traveling punk-rock carnival then becoming mass-cult stars via MTV. And one can’t help sense that this shared punk heritage informs the ethical bent that makes each band seem like a far more progressive and healthy obsession for their teen-heavy fan base than the nÅ-metal bands they’re replacing.

It’s no surprise that both punk-bred bands cite the Cure as an influence, because each band’s ability to tap into the same kind of swooning romanticism is a key to their popularity with a certain segment of the teen audience — one that seems a little more sensitive and arty than what Limp Bizkit and Slipknot once attracted.

The mix of goth, AOR, and pop-punk that AFI harnesses on Sing the Sorrow is perhaps one of the most unlikely yet right-sounding mixes in current mainstream rock. And the key is the band’s ability to unite seeming opposites: darkness with hopefulness; punk integrity with AOR bombast. Singer Davey Havok looks sort of like Glenn Danzig’s girly kid brother, but rather than bark all the time, he can also prettily flutter a lyric like “Reach out and you may take my heart away” over a bed of AOR hooks. Combine that with delirious goth forboding like the album overture, “Miseria Cantare — The Beginning,” and it’ll get you as far as Evanescence. The difference is that AFI’s punk roots give it an engine that keeps the music motorvating along. The result: perhaps the catchiest, most anthemic, arena-sized goth-metal sound ever.

Thursday, by contrast, is more standard-issue emo-punk, except a little less solipsistic and little harder-edged than the dashboard confessionals of most straight-up emo bands. On their major-label debut, War All the Time, they attend to their adolescent pain with metaphors of perpetual war and temper the personal brooding with descriptions of work-force anomie. Their more politicized approach and T-shirt-and-jeans style is perhaps a better fit with most thinking-adult music fans. Except that this thinking adult isn’t so sure.

Lyrically, romantic morbidity hasn’t been my thing since the 10th grade, so lines like “We start to bleed/And we dance in misery” (AFI) and “Alone is all we are/Even when we feel this close/It’s just a lie we believe” (Thursday) tap only into my empathy for the hormonal chaos of youngsters who take them seriously. But this onetime Smiths fanatic does respond more to the snappier beats, snazzier hooks, and more florid emotions of AFI. So while I’ll nod along approvingly to Thursday next week, it’ll be the headliner I’ll raise my lighter for.