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thursday, 25

People crack me up. I just saw an interview on the news with a young woman who was in Spain when the bombings occurred and a newsperson asked for her expert opinion. She was very upset about the thousands of people carrying anti-Bush signs, and lamented this discouraging feeling as she clutched a copy of In Style magazine. I suppose protesting Bush and his war is just not In Style to her. The county commission in Rhea County, Tennessee, recently voted unanimously to ban homosexuals, saying that they needed to keep those people out of there. Ban homosexuals. How exactly do you do that? But then they reversed their vote because of all the hoopla it caused. Just before reversing the vote to ban homosexuals in a room filled with about 300 people, County Attorney stated, I ve never seen nothing like this. Ah, and we wonder why the kids aren t doing so well in school these days. The same AP article that reported the reversal of the vote to ban homosexuals (I am still cracking up about this), quoted 12-year-old Caitlin Kinney, a seventh-grader, as saying, I don t care much for the homosexuals and lesbians living here either. I think they should go further . . . try to see if they can ban them. It s not a Christian thing. That s right, honey. You just keep going to Sunday School there in your little town and learn to hate and judge just a little bit more. Maybe you ll be president one day and can call for a constitutional ban on black people marrying white people, like it used to be back in the good old days when them there colored folks knew their place. I m sure the good people of Rhea County are also very happy about the ban on indecency, brought about when the world as we know it almost came to an end when Janet Jackson bared her little booby on the MTV Awards show. Gasp! Outrage! What a thing for a child to see! Society being destroyed! Never mind the fact that approximately every 12 minutes on television you hear the Cialis commercial s proclamation that, Erections lasting for more than four hours, while rare, require immediate medical help. Now, explain that one to a five-year-old who s watching. Mommy, what is an erection and why is it so dangerous that you have to go to the doctor? I don t know, Tommy. But at least they can t say shit on television any more! And finally drum roll, please the always entertaining Dr. Gott tells us in a recent column that we do not need to wash our hands after urinating because a normal person is not going to infect his or her environment with life-threatening microorganisms that are somehow transferred from the genital area during the act of expelling urine. You are probably more likely to transfer these germs by shaking hands with a stranger. Does that mean that if you shake hands with a stranger who has just urinated but did not wash his hands you re in the clear? One writer asked the good doc, How does a no-hand-washing policy address the fecal-oral route? Well, I don t know and I don t think I want to. I know that I feel better that he had to use the word fecal because saying shit is indecent. I guess ol Dubya better stop calling reporters assholes when he doesn t realize the microphone is still on or he might just get into trouble. In the meantime, here s a brief look at some of what s going on around town this week. Today kicks off this weekend s big Memphis International Film Festival at Malco Paradiso and Studio on the Square, with a great variety of independent films, genres, and perspectives. And there s a Shane Battier Meet & Greet at Pine Hill Community Center from 5:30-7:30 p.m. for the first 100 kids who show up to meet the Grizzlies basketball star and all-round great guy.

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CASINO IDEA LOSES– BUT MAY RISE AGAIN

The Shelby County Commission seemingly dealt a death blow Wednesday to a proposal for converting The Pyramid into a casino. But did it? In all likelihood, the casino scenario, first advanced by Commissioner John Willingham, will surface for another vote in early April that could well reverse the verdict of Wednesday’s special session.

That session was made necessary by an objection at Monday’s regular commission meeting by Commissioner Marilyn Loeffel that the proposal had not been properly added to the body’s agenda at an earlier committee meeting. That created enough confusion that commissioners agreed to defer a vote on the matter until Wednesday’s specially called session. And Loeffel, by her own account as well as Willingham’s, used the extra time to organize a pressure campaign on commissioners to reject the proposal.

“I’ll give her her due. She’s very powerful in terms of her constituency,” said Willingham after two casino-related votes had fallen short by two votes Wednesday. He identified that constituency as one symbolized by — but not limited to — the Bellevue Baptist Church congregation and that church’s pastor, the Rev. Adrian Rogers. Willingham added that pressure — presumably independent of Loeffel — had also come from sources close to Tunica, Miss., gambling interests.

Loeffel acknowledged that she made efforts to see that her fellow commissioners heard from citizens objecting to votes that would have authorized the Tennessee General Assembly to pass casino-friendly legislation. One bill would begin a constitutional-amendment process legalizing a casino at the single site of The Pyramid. Another would legalize “games of skill” throughout the state.

“It was a combination of hard work and God-dust,” a beaming Loeffel said of the outcome, which saw the proposals turned back by votes of 5-7-1 (Cleo Kirk abstaining n the constitutional-amendment vote) and 5-8. Voting no on both votes were Commissioners Linda Rendtorff, Walter Bailey, Joyce Avery, David Lillard, Tom Moss, Bruce Thompson, and chairman Loeffel. Yes votes came from Willingham, Julian Bolton, Deidre Malone, Michael Hooks, and Joe Ford.

The votes almost didn’t come off. After the commission had unanimously approved the other proposal on Wednesday’s special agenda, for a reorganization of county School Board district lines, Commissioner Moss moved to defer action on the casino votes until the commission’s regular meeting of April 12th. He was seconded by Lillard.

For a while, that seemed to be that, but Willingham pressed for a roll-call vote on the deferral, which was defeated.

After the two nay votes on the casino proposal, Commissioner Thompson pointedly crossed over to Willingham’s side of the commission table, whispered in his ear, and shook his hand — an action inviting speculation from Loeffel and others that a move to reconsider the votes might be in the offing for April 12th.

If it did, the most likely converts would be Thompson and Kirk — the former of whom did acknowledge later the eloquence of remarks made Monday by Commissioner Hooks to the effect that Memphis and Shelby County “already” had casino gambling — meaning the complex in nearby Tunica — without benefiting from accompanying tax revenues.

Hooks also noted that the county’s taxpayers were still on the line for $32 million worth of outstanding bonds and additional annual maintenance costs for The Pyramid, which would shortly “go dark” now that the University of Memphis basketball Tigers have completed plans to move to the new FedEx Forum.

“We’ve got a bone, but we don’t even have a dog in the yard,” Willingham said about non-existent prospects for occupancy of The Pyramid, other than his proposal, in tandem with the Lakes Corporation of Minnesota, for developing it as a casino/hotel complex.

Among what seems to be a growing number of prominent Memphians advocating consideration of the idea is Convention and Visitors Bureau head Kevin Kane, who volunteered favorable testimony to a meeting of Willingham’s Tourism and Public Works committee on Monday.

Opponents of a casino at The Pyramid and some media sources cite Governor Phil Bredesen as also being opposed to the idea, but the governor has debunked that notion, telling local officials who have contacted him, as well as the Flyer, that while he is “not at all sure” that the idea is good for Memphis and Shelby County, he intends to be responsive to local business, political, and civic leaders on the point.

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DRIVING MR. FREEMAN

Mid-South superstar Morgan Freeman has been tapped to drive the pace car at this year’s Indianapolis 500. Freeman told the Indianapolis Star, “Right next to acting, my childhood dream was to drive on a speedway track. … I’m thrilled to just be an observer, but especially thrilled to be a part of the racing logs as the pace car driver for the Indianapolis 500 this year.” The obvious question: Will there be a gnarled old Southern matriarch in the back seat shouting, “Slow it down, Hoke, or you won’t be my best friend anymore!”

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wednesday, 24

Andy Grooms is at the Glass Onion tonight. Hopes Like the Hindenburg and Plot To Blow Up the Eiffel Tower are at The Caravan. And that, as they say, is that. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can make sure just a tiny amount of ice spills on the floor in just the right place when those Pacers come calling on the Grizzlies Saturday night, then I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go see if Martha Stewart is married to the woman with the most cigarettes yet.

T.S.

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POLITICS: Long Shot

LONG SHOT

Don’t bet on the prospect of ultimate success, but in the wake of Monday’s vote by the Shelby County Commission to let the University of Memphis Tigers out of their lease at The Pyramid, Commissioner John Willingham is renewing his efforts on behalf of casino gambling at that downtown facility.

And Willingham, who expects some help this week from his commission mates at a specially called Wednesday meeting, already has some in Nashville, where two “captioned” bills (i.e., legislation whose purpose is specified but whose details have yet to be filled in) have already been introduced to that end.

Shelby County legislators pushing the bills — one of which would begin a constitutional-amendment process to legalize casino gambling in Tennessee, the other of which would authorize “lotteries” (not to be confused with the existing state lottery) and games of “skill” in Shelby County — are Larry Miller in the state House of Representatives and John Ford in the state Senate.

Governor Phil Bredesen had previously been thought unalterably opposed to such legislation, but relented on that stand last week in Memphis, where, along with state Senator Steve Cohen, he presided over a ceremony bestowing Hope Scholarships, paid for by the new state lottery, to the first crop of local students to qualify for them.

While still professing to be “not at all sure” that gambling would be a solution to the financial predicament of Memphis and Shelby County, Bredesen said he would be prepared to listen to the opinions of “government and business and community leaders.”

The commission’s proposed action in approving the bills this week would be a partial compliance with the governor’s statement.

Willingham thought he had the votes to put the commission on record behind the legislation on Monday, but a vote at the body’s regular meeting was delayed by the technicality that a formal vote had not been taken in committee to add the proposition onto Monday’s agenda.

That was a point made during the regular session by Commissioner Marilyn Loeffel, a declared opponent of casino gambling, and her view was upheld by county attorney Brian Kuhn.

Regardless of whatever show of support the commission or other local sources might provide to the bills, many observers believe they have little to no chance of passage. Said Senator Cohen, who labored for 16 years to get a state lottery approved through the amendment process: “That’s about as likely to happen as [the Rev.] Adrian Rogers is to enter Platinum Plus.” (Rogers is a prominent local Baptist minister, and Platinum Plus a well-known topless club.)

  • AT LEAST ONE MEMBER OF THE GERMANTOWN DEMOCRATIC CLUB thought last week’s column dealt too kindly with 9th District U.S. Rep. Harold Ford Jr., who seemed clearly further to the right than most of those gathered to hear him, and , among other things, exonerated President Bush from lying about the presence of WMDs in Iraq and advised members to put aside their conviction that Florida’s electoral votes were “stolen” by the Republicans in the 2000 presidential election.

    At one point, asked about campaign finance, Ford told the members, “You wouldn’t believe how many of my good Republican friends will contribute when I ask them.”

    Said the member, who asked not to be identified, in an email: “I thought the GT Club was a bit hostile to Jr. .. he sure as the devil became agitated with us .. did we attend the same meeting? Of course we are going to be polite .. that is what my generation was taught when we were young .. but he had some pretty hostile and adversarial questions thrown at him by our members and I had the impression that many of our members were not pleased with his thoughts.”

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    WHAT THE PROPRIETORS SAW

    With the convention center, trolley, and now the FedExForum almost finished, how strange that the next big proposed downtown project hinges on interpretation of a document written in 1828, when wild bears and Indians roamed the town.

    The Riverfront Development Corporation (RDC) wants to remake downtown’s front door or promenade by replacing some public buildings and parking garages with an apartment building and an office building up to 40 stories tall. Over half of the promenade would remain public park, sidewalks, or open space. A group called Friends of the Riverfront opposes the plan.

    In 20 years of writing about downtown, I have heard numerous references to the city founders and “the heirs” and the founders’ bequest that created the promenade between Front Street and the Mud Island parking garage. But until last week I had never looked at the original document itself or a copy of it. It was long past time to check the original sources.

    So I visited the Shelby County Archives, where archivist John Dougan dug into the Shelby County Register’s Office deed book of 1828 and produced a handwritten copy. The problem was that some of the writing was hard to decipher and some was illegible. A trip to the Memphis Room at the Central Library, however, turned up a transcription in J.M. Keating’s History of the City of Memphis and Shelby County, published in 1888.

    Memphis was founded in 1819 — a date that splits the difference between the appointment of commissioners for the Chickasaw Treaty in 1818 and the opening of a land office on the bluff in 1820. The names to remember are Overton, McLemore, and Winchester. John Overton was a judge. Marcus Winchester was the first mayor. And John McLemore was, according to historians, one of the most influential and enlightened men of his day. Together they were known as “the proprietors” of the land on which Memphis was founded.

    What happened between 1819 and 1828 is relevant and instructive to what is happening today with the RDC and the riverfront.

    Charles Crawford, professor of history at the University of Memphis, says the proprietors were “hardheaded, realistic businessmen.” But they did a remarkable thing. They dedicated a web of squares, alleys, streets, and the promenade to public use while keeping the rights to operate a ferry or two at the waterfront.

    Crawford agrees with Keating’s judgment that “Up to that time (1820) no scheme, plan, or plat had ever been made for an American city on so generous a scale. Every emergency in the life of a leading commercial point was provided for.”

    So, did the early citizens of Memphis rise up in gratitude and call them blessed? No.

    “The people of Memphis were opposed to the proprietors and did everything they could to hinder and hamper them,” wrote Keating in 1888. One sore point was the promenade and access to the river. Someone cut a road through it to the river, then another, dividing the promenade into three parts.

    In 1828, Judge Overton wrote a letter to William Lawrence and Winchester expressing his concern about the division of the promenade. He complained about the “great want of appreciation of the liberality of the proprietors in laying out the town” and suggested his critics were “stupid.” Imagine a public official talking that way.

    The proprietors, “having been informed that doubts have arisen in relation to their original intention,” decided to restate their vision and file it in the record books. The language is a little cumbersome but worth quoting since it is likely to come up in public meetings, City Council sessions, and maybe even another court case:

    “In relation to the piece of ground laid off and called the `Promenade,’ said proprietors say that it was their original intention, is now, and forever will be, that the same should be public ground for such use only as the word imports, to which heretofore, by their acts, for that purpose, it was conceived all right was relinquished for themselves, their heirs, etc., and it is hereby expressly declared, in conformity with such intention, that we for ourselves, heirs and assigns, forever relinquish all claims to the same piece of ground called the `Promenade,’ for the purpose above mentioned.” (The entire document can be seen below.)

    It was 1828. No one contemplated that bridges would some day be built across the river, much less the arenas and condominiums that followed.

    Today, one thing Memphis arguably lacks is a skyline and Front Street worthy of its blufftop location. For better or worse, the vision of the proprietors is responsible for that. n

    E-mail: Branston@memphisflyer.com

    ADDENDUM: This is a transcript of the document filed in 1828 in the Shelby County Register’s Office that establishes the public Promenade in downtown Memphis.

    1. The undersigned properties of the land on which the town of Memphis has been laid off, having been informed that doubts have arisen in relation to their original intention concerning the same, for the purpose of removing such doubts, do hereby make known and declare the following as their original and unequivocal designs and intentions in relation thereto:

    First. All the ground laid off in said town as streets or alleys, we do say that it was always our intention that the same should forever remain as public streets and alleys, subject to the same rules and regulations as all streets and alleys in towns or cities, forever obligating ourselves, heirs or assigns, and by these presents, we do bind ourselves, our heirs, etc., that the above streets and alleys shall continue eastwardly as far as lots are laid off, and the streets, though not the alleys, as far east as Bayou Gayoso, agreeably to the last survey and sale.

    Second. In relation to the ground laid off in said town as public squares, viz: Court, Exchange, Market and Auction Squares, it was the intention of the proprietors that they should forever remain as public grounds, not subject to private appropriation, but public uses only, according to the import of the above expressions, Court, Exchange, Market and Auction Squares.

    Third. In relation to the piece of ground laid off and caled the “Promenade,” said proprietors say that it was their original intention, is now, and forever will be, that the same should be public ground for such use only as the word imports, to which heretofore, by their acts, for that purpose, it was conceived all right was relinquished for themselves, their heirs, etc., and it is hereby expressly declared, in conformity with such intention, that we, for ourselves, heirs and assigns, forever relinquish all claims to the same piece of ground caled the “Promenade,” for the purpose above mentioned. But nothing herein contained as to the Promenade shall bar the twon from authorising one or more ferries to be kept by the proprietors, their heirs or assigns, opposite said Promenade and the mouth of any of the cross-streets on Mississippi Row.

    Fourth. In relation to the ground lying between the western boundary of the lots from No. 1 to 24 inclusive, and the same line continued in a direct course to the south bank of the Bayou Gayoso and the eastern margin of Wolf and Mississippi Rivers, and between Jackson street extended to the river and the said south bank of the bayou, it was the original intention of the proprietors that there should, on said ground, forever be a landing or landings for public purposes of navigation or trade, and that the same should be forever enjoyed for those purposes, obligatory on ourselves, heirs and assigns; but all other rights not inconsistent with the above public rights incident to me soil, it never was the intention of the proprietors to part with, such as keeping a ferry or ferries on any of the public ground, an exclusive right which they always held sacred, and never intended to part with in whole or in part.

    Fifth. The first block of ground lying east of lots Nos. 329 and 330 and north of Poplar street, being 148 1/2 feet square, having heretofore been used as a public burying-place, the same is hereby given, granted and conveyed forever to the town of Memphis, provided the practice of burying henceforward cease therein.

    Sixth. Inasmuch as they have been advised that it is the general wish of the citizens of the town that the public burying-place should be so moved out of the town, and being applied to by the corporation of Memphis for the purchase of four acres of ground on the Second Bayou for a burying-ground, in consideration of their desire to furnish said town of Memphis with every convenience which it wants, whether natural, sacred or commercial may require, they do hereby give, grant, bargain and sell forever to the citizens of the town of Memphis, and all their heirs and assigns forever, for a public burying-ground, subject to such regulations as to them may appear requisite, the following described lots of ground, viz. : Beginning at a black gum on the south bank of the Second Bayou; thence south twelve degrees east twenty poles seven and a half links to a stake, with white oak and a black oak pointers; thence south seventy-eight degrees west thirty poles to a stake, with a black gum pointer; thence north twelve degrees west twenty poles seven and a half links to a black oak on the bank of the Bayou, a gum and beech pointers near the mouth of a small ravine; thence up the south bank of the Second Bayou to the beginning, containing four acres, and including the present burying-ground; and they further declare and acknowledge that there shall forever be kept open a right of way not less than twenty feet wide from some point on the Alabama road, as it now runs opposite to the grave-yard, directly to it.

    In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our hands and seals this 18th September, 1828.

    Jno. Overton, [seal.]

    One of the proprietors. Jno. C. McLemore, [seal.]

    Geo. Winchester, [seal.]

    Wm. Winchester, [seal.]

    Surviving Owner by M. B. Winchester, Special Agent and Attorney in fact.

    Witness: Rich. S. Williams,

    Wm. Lawrence, M. B.

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    FORD: ATTACKS ON BUSH CRITICS “DISCONCERTING”

    While emphasizing that he had not yet acquainted himself with the details of Richard Clarke’s testimony Wednesday before the 9/11 Commission, 9th District U.S. Rep. Harold Ford called the Bush administration’s strident attacks on Clarke and other policy critics “disconcerting” and said they were meant to undermine the integrity of the critics rather than to rebut their facts.

    Ford, who has declined so far to cast public doubt on the administration’s bona fides concerning Iraq, said in a telephone interview that, “It now appears from what we’ve learned in the last couple of days that the president was determined to go to war in Iraq and may have exaggerated the evidence he had for doing so.”

    But the congressman focused his concern on the fate of Rick Foster, the chief Medicare actuary, who was allegedly threatened by superiors with firing if he made public his cost estimates of the administration-backed prescription-drugs measure narrowly passed in Congress last December. Foster’s estimates were considerably higher than those pushed by the administration and if accurate, Ford said, put the future of Medicare in jeopardy.

    “What bothers me in that case and in the case of Clarke is that the administration has not bothered to deal with the policy issues that were raised but has concentrated on attacking the people who have raised questions,” said Ford.

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    tuesday, 23

    Magician David Copperfield is at The Orpheum tonight. The Grizzlies are at it again playing Toronto. Back at the Hi-Tone it s The Reigning Sound, Mr. Airplane Man, and Ester Drang. And if you missed Cheap Trick at the New Daisy, you might want to make the drive to Tupelo s Bancorp South Center for the concert tonight featuring them and Aerosmith.

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    MOLDY WEINER

    On Friday, March 5th, The Commercial Appeal scooped every other media outlet in town when it ran a tragic story about a doomed hot-dog truck in Des Moines, Iowa. There was a giant weenie roast on Interstate 380, the story began, but there was no mustard for many a mile marker. A truck carrying more than 20 tons of Oscar Mayer turkey franks caught fire and the intoxicating aroma of roasting hot dogs mixed with the acrid smell of burning rubber, turning the otherwise peaceful Iowa landscape into a perfect vision of hell.

    What the CA failed to mention was that this horrible event took place four months ago in November 2003. Of course, if you haven t read it yet, it s still old news — all the way from Des Moines.

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    FROM MY SEAT

    JUST THINKING…

    I woke up this morning with a few things on my mind . . .

  • Hats off to the UAB Blazers as they head for the NCAA tournament’s Sweet 16. This program — the brainchild of Gene Bartow, you’ll recall — is the sole survivor among Conference USA’s six dance participants. And their upset of top-ranked Kentucky is a somewhat gratifying plot twist. Soon-to-be-former members of C-USA, Louisville, Marquette, Cincinnati, and DePaul will all be watching the Blazers from their dorm rooms.
  • My first submission for “What to do with The Pyramid?”: youth rec center. Gut the pointy building, add some floors, and create the kind of playhouse the local YMCA can only dream of being. Basketball courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, an ice rink (why not?), miniature golf, weight rooms, batting cages, gymnastics equipment.

    Funding such a beast would be the tricky part. The city would have to charge moderate fees for access (though no exclusive memberships), security, and maintenance. With discount offers to the city school system, this could turn into a different kind of investment in Memphis’ future than the one Sidney Shlenker envisioned, way back when (in the late Eighties!). Let FedExForum be the plaything of the adult and affluent . . . and give The Pyramid to Memphis kids.

  • Yankee-haters can unite to their hearts’ content over George Steinbrenner’s latest coup. When Alex Rodriguez became a Bronx Bomber, “all that is wrong with baseball” became the mantra of columnists from Seattle to Dallas to the Big Apple. But don’t blame The Boss. Want a target for your vitriol over the top-heavy national pastime? Try the players.

    Major league baseball’s players union — arguably the most powerful such entity in America — has fought tooth and nail against a salary cap (any salary structure, really) for years. They want an “open market,” which in today’s baseball’s lexicon reads “Boss George’s Market.” The best players want to be paid the most money BY WHOMEVER CAN AFFORD IT. If only one franchise can bear the weight of nine-figure salaries, so be it. It’s the players who have shaped modern baseball into a two-tier system where the best talent eventually “graduates” to New York or Boston. Until these short-sighted athletes Ñ and their agents Ñ recognize a fundamental rule from Sports Biz 101 (that competition in athletics is . . . GOOD), baseball will remain a Yankee world that other franchises merely revolve around. A salary cap (and floor) is a must.

  • There’s been lots of discussion on pro football’s newest “dynasty” in New England. Here’s my question: how can a team be considered a dynasty when, between championships, it missed the playoffs entirely? What would Lombardi say?
  • Despite St. Louis making Albert Pujols the franchise’s first $100 million man, Cardinal Nation seems to have its collective chin rather low as Opening Day nears. Considering the significant pitching upgrades made by division rivals Chicago and Houston, there are reasons for concern. But here’s some conventional baseball wisdom: conventional wisdom in baseball means bupkus.

    This time last year, the Cardinals were said to have the best lineup since the ’27 Yankees, that the NL Central would be theirs by August. The lineup struggled to drive in runs all season, and the Cards finished a weak third (behind Chicago and Houston). So take that into consideration before anointing the Cubs and Astros unbeatable. Pitching is a more reliable variable than hitting, but it’s an element of the game that can explode with one elbow twinge. Houston’s Roy Oswalt and Wade Miller and the Cubs’ Kerry Wood have wrestled with injuries before. If they all reach 200 innings, the Cardinals may be playing for third place. Big if.

    And here’s something to look forward to with all the new blood among the division’s pace-setters: Roger Clemens in the batter’s box. Houston and St. Louis have had an intense rivalry for the better part of a decade now. There’s sure to come a moment when the Rocket delivers some chin music to Pujols, Jim Edmonds, or Scott Rolen. The beauty now, though, is that he’ll have to step in and face Matt Morris or Woody Williams. I, for one, can’t wait to see it