The Grizzlies are at it again tonight against Sacramento at FedExForum.
Month: November 2004
Safe Harbor
LITTLE ROCK — At mid-morning last Thursday, with the dedication ceremonies of the Clinton Library just an hour or two away, a middle-aged couple sans credentials somehow managed to get through the several checkpoints designed to screen out visitors and approached the media pass-gate at the library site, which sat high up on a hill alongside the Arkansas River, a glassed-in structure which looks like an airport terminal on stilts.
“Hi,” said the husband to the group of raincoated twentysomething security assistants. “We’re from DeKalb, Illinois, and we just wanted to take a look.” Right. The deadlines for both ticketing and credentialing were long gone, and here were two folks — vacationers, as it were — just happening by for a drop-in. Just like old times. It’s not happening, they were told. Not only was every semi-healthy former president scheduled to be on hand for the occasion, but so was the newly reelected George W. Bush himself.
“So what!?” the wife said with unfeigned amazement. She went on to explain that she and her husband had been in Chicago some time back for a papal visit by John Paul II. “I mean, we saw the pope. This is ridiculous!”
Well, the couple from DeKalb haven’t been paying close enough attention. We live in dangerous times. A couple of decades ago, the aforesaid pope himself was the target of a would-be assassin’s bullets. And in the age of al-Qaeda — especially in the wake of 9/11 — all public celebrations are potential variations on “The Masque of the Red Death,” the Edgar Allan Poe story set in the Italian Renaissance about a doomed revelry in the middle of a plague.
There was revelry in Little Rock last week too. And, to lighten up a bit, nothing untoward happened. On Wednesday night, veteran Democratic activist Evelyn Still of Memphis huddled with other visitors behind rope-lines in the lobby of Little Rock’s version of The Peabody, whooping and hollering with the others whenever a certifiable celebrity entered or left the plush hostelry.
“So far, I’ve seen Bono and Nancy Sinatra and Tricia Nixon, and I’ve heard that Meg Ryan and Brad Pitt came by!” said Still, camera and autograph pad at the ready.
Just then came another high-decibel whoop, as a group including Jesse Jackson and Howard Dean entered — the ghost of Christmas past and the ghost of last Christmas, politically speaking. That was followed by an even bigger yell as — who was it? Oh yeah, Geraldo! Fox News broadcaster Rivera, with a lady on his arm, both of them formally attired and beaming at the attention, had just arrived — headed, presumably, to one of the several glittering social affairs that took place in town all week, excluding the unticketed denizens of the rope-line, of course.
“Oh my God!” said a woman, as a youngish man, clad in simple sport shirt, entered. She was alone in her shock of recognition, as this turned out to be Dave Casinelli of North Little Rock, a former pitcher for the New York Yankees. Casinelli’s status was decidedly second-tier in a week in which, for example, one could be having dinner at the Double Tree Hotel and listening to William Cohen, a former senator and secretary of defense under Clinton, discourse with a woman companion two tables over.
Audible snatches of the conversation might have been table scraps from The New York Post‘s Page Six gossip fare: From Cohen: “Hillary said that?” “Oh, Vernon [Walters, a Clinton confidante] dropped by.” The woman (speaking of TV’s John McLaughlin): “I call him Mack!” (To distinguish him from other Johns, seemed to be the idea.)
Not everything said by a celebrity was quite that superficial. Comedian/pundit/author/broadcaster Al Franken offered this commentary on the recent difficulties of his nemesis, Fox broadcaster Bill O’Reilly, whose network evidently paid millions in an undisclosed settlement that headed off a potential sexual-harassment suit.
“Oh, he took a fall, all right,” said Franken the author of Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, in which O’Reilly figures large with no small satisfaction.
What Franken was doing at just that juncture was inquiring at the affair’s main media desk about missing credentials that should have been, but weren’t, forwarded to himself and a colleague. That somebody as celebrated in Democratic circles as Franken had this problem was a commentary of sorts on the tightness of security.
Franken finally got his ducats, of course, as did such other stragglers as two print reporters from Memphis who, by dint of much struggle and special pleading, finally earned the right to stand, largely unshielded, in a cold rain for several hours on Thursday as various bands played and orators orated, as Bono and The Edge sang, and as other warm-up events (no pun intended, or applicable) took place.
Discomfort or no, however, it was worth being there on an occasion when George W. and all those other former chief executives Clinton, the senior Bush, Jimmy Carter found it both convenient and timely to make nice with each other and to pretend, at least for a moment, that there was both comity and continuity in the affairs of the American state.
“A bad hair day,” jested Arkansas senator Blanche Lambert Lincoln early on, as, sheltered by an umbrella, she headed for rendezvous with a TV reporter. Yes, but a good day for democracy all the potential chills, literal and metaphorical, notwithstanding.
• State senator Jim Kyle of Memphis is new Democratic leader of the Tennessee Senate, having won a party caucus vote in Nashville last week. He supplants Chattanooga’s Ward Crutchfield, the longtime caucus head.
The ascendancy in the party hierarchy of Kyle, a confidante of Governor Phil Bredesen, is yet another measure of the governor’s influence in that body. Bredesen’s popularity remains high, despite his current stand-off with Tennessee Justice Center’s Gordon Bonnyman over whether and how to continue TennCare.
Bredesen continues to get mentions in the national media as a presidential prospect for 2008. “If Bredesen doesn’t make Democrats swoon, something has gone terribly wrong,” says the current New Republic, which rates the Tennessee governor as “the best potential presidential candidate among the Democrats’ second tier of stars.”
• Eighth District U.S. representative Marsha Blackburn was among the ‘aye’ voters on last week’s unrecorded tally of the House of Representatives Republican caucus, in which the GOP lawmakers amended their own rules to prevent the holder of a party leadership post from being removed in the event of an indictment for a felony. The vote was on behalf of Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay of Texas, one of the architects of GOP domination in the House and the impresario of a reapportionment move which is credited with adding five new Republican seats to the party’s majority. DeLay is under legal scrutiny by a Texas grand jury, which has already indicted three of his political associates for improper use of corporate funds to pay for political activities.
Blackburn, who is making a pre-Thanksgiving visit to American troops in Afghanistan, said through a spokesman in Washington that she believed expulsion from party office or committee chairmanships should not be a remedy except in case of conviction. She also has written the House Rules Committee, asking that the House Ethics Committee, which has admonished DeLay in the past, “tighten” its procedures for issuing such admonishments.
Third District U.S. representative Zach Wamp of Chattanooga was one of several GOP congressmen who broke with the party majority on the rules changes. “It sends all the wrong signals for us to change the current rules,” said Wamp, who called in vain for a recorded secret ballot on the issue. •
MEAN STREETS
We’re in the top five! Memphis has been ranked the fourth most dangerous metropolitan area in the Morgan Quietness Thea annual survey of America’s most dangerous cities.
Yes, you heard right. When it comes to the big five murder, rape, aggravated assault, burglary, and auto theft only Baltimore, Washington, D.C., and Detroit have bragging rights over Memphis. Given the stagnant economy, perhaps local chambers of commerce should consider looking into crime as a major growth industry.
Plante: How It Looks
FROM MY SEAT
DEANGELO’S DILEMMA
Dear DeAngelo,
Okay . . . I know asking you to stay in school one more year is like asking a 5-year-old to stay away from the Christmas tree on December 25th, but some desperate causes are worth the fight.
Theres nary a rushing record at the University of Memphis left for you to break. (The numbers are silly, D. With 1,828 rushing yards this year, you now have the top two seasons — by far — in U of M history. Your 3,942 rushing yards exceed the next most prolific Tiger by more than 1,300 yards. And 40 touchdowns in three seasons?!) Having hurt your knee before last seasons New Orleans Bowl, youll finally be able to play your first postseason game at the GMAC Bowl on December 22nd. With all due respect to the line that opened holes for you this season — from left to right, Jason Johnson, Blake Butler, Gene Frederic, Jason Matthews, and Jeremy Rone — you have shown the kind of talent Conference USA programs merely fantasize over. New challenges, for sure, await.
But DeAngelo, there is one distinguishing trait between college superstars like yourself . . . and college legends. College legends always — always — play their senior year. Can you recall the euphoria in the Mid-South when Peyton Manning announced (with his degree in hand!) that he would stay at the University of Tennessee for his senior season? That emotional spasm throughout Big Orange Country just might approximate the reaction youd see if you held a similar press conference come January. You would become to the Memphis program — with one more season of football, good, bad or ugly — what Earl Campbell is to Texas, Archie Manning to Ole Miss, Tony Dorsett to Pittsburgh, Archie Griffin to Ohio State. Heisman Trophy or no (and apologies to your buddy, Danny Wimprine), DeAngelo Williams would be THE name attached to Memphis football, today and forever. Youd be Larry Finch with a helmet and shoulder pads.
Pardon me as I don my rose-colored shades, but there are other reasons for staying on campus. Youre on track to graduate with a degree in marketing management in December 2005. Which means (A) you could start focusing entirely on the 2006 NFL draft once the 2005 season ends and (B) you could put that new degree to use in ways most of us can never fathom.
Your mother — Sandra Hill — has been an inspiration to your entire team and fan base as she fights breast cancer. Needless to say, a son doesnt need fame, fortune, or accolades to inspire a mother. But what about doing the unexpected, taking the path not flashing with dollar signs and endorsement deals. I assure you, DeAngelo, Ive never seen a mom tear up with joy like one does when she sees her little one in a cap and gown.
I know, I know. An injury is waiting with the very next tackle. But think about the worst-case scenario. You saw it unfold right before your eyes in the 2003 Fiesta Bowl when Miamis star tailback Willis McGahee blew out his knee. Merely two seasons later, McGahee is starting for the Buffalo Bills. Even career-threatening injuries can be overcome. Youve done it yourself, for Petes sake.
Finally, DeAngelo, why not stay in school because youll never be appreciated more than you have been here. From your disarming smile to your burst around left tackle in the Southern Miss game, from your charm on Fan Day to your insistence on including your linemen in any and all national interviews . . . you embody what Tiger Nation long believed a U of M football player could be.
If you choose to turn pro a year early, there wont be any finger-pointing, no blaming you. To say the least, youve earned the privilege of making this choice so few college juniors get to consider. No, there wont be any blame . . . just lots of regret. You have been at the forefront of what so many before you hoped (and often promised) to do. You turned the University of Memphis into a football school. And you made fall Saturdays in the Mid-South something a little more grand than a stage for SEC competition.
And back to that smile of yours, D. You cant tell me your three years as a Tiger havent been happy days. Why cut the time short? When you get right down to it, Tiger Nation isnt asking any more from you than it has since you dodged your first tackle. Just be a hero.
Sincerely,
The Other Option
monday, 29
Two for one Burger Night during Monday Night Football at Old s Zinnie s.
sunday, 28
And yet one more art opening for the weekend. The Last Hoo Rah! at David Lusk Gallery is an exhibit of the final paintings and then some by beloved Memphis/Arkansas artist Mary Sims. The opening also features a holiday group show. One of my favorite writers in Memphis and an all-round nice lady, Judy Ringel, formerly with Memphis magazine, signs copies of her new book Children of Israel (a history of Memphis 150-year-old Temple Israel) today at Davis-Kidd Booksellers at 2 p.m. Later, The Hives are at the New Daisy.
saturday, 27
There s another art opening tonight; this one is at First Congregational Church for Spirited Threads 2, a multimedia exhibit by seven women. The Grizzlies play Dallas tonight at FedExForum. The Daddy Mack Blues Band is at the Center for Southern Folklore. It s Salsa Night with free salsa dance lessons at the High Point CafÇ. Those wild and wacky Jumpin Chi-Chi s are at the Blue Monkey Midtown. And last but certainly not least, Memphian Paddy Kelly, owner of The Memphis Pub in Boyle, Ireland (a more fabulous little bar you ll never find), is in town tonight at Stop 345 for the Paddy Kelly Homecoming Bash featuring The Riverbluff Clan Reunion. If you re here from out of town for the holidays, this is true Memphis tradition and well worth seeing.
Charitable Giving
Three years ago, Yeleta Conston was facing a dilemma: how to bring a sense of teamwork back to her workplace. Employees, administrators, and work responsibilities were changing at Harris Orkand Information Services, and the holiday season was approaching.
To build camaraderie, Conston and a co-worker proposed a Thanksgiving contest to help needy families. Three years later, the contest has grown from collecting canned goods into a team event with themed displays. This year, 170 employees participated, with the first-place trophy going to an edible gingerbread house filled with food.
“We expected to see employees put together simple baskets of canned goods,” said company program manager Angie White. “What we got instead was all of this creativity from our staff. It was amazing.” Harris Orkand’s Thanksgiving contest has helped more than 40 needy families in the past three years.
If you or your company want to help the less fortunate this holiday season, several organizations in the city offer opportunities. Opportunities range from the “Canastas de Navidad” (Christmas baskets) donated to 150 families by Latino Memphis to bell-ringing Salvation Army Santas.
There are also lots of ways to help brighten the spirits of U.S. troops stationed around the world. It’s important, however, to make sure your donations meet postal service guidelines. First Class mail to troops should be sent from December 6th through the 11th, according to the Defense Department.
Programs to troops abroad include:
· Operation Gratitude — Care packages are assembled at the Army National Guard armory in Van Nuys, California. To date, more than 36,000 packages have been sent. For more information, visit Opgratitude.com.
· Treats for Troops — The organization’s Web site offers pre-assembled themed packages selected with input from soldiers and family members. The site also offers a “Foster-a-Soldier” program, matching donors to troops by home state, gender, and even birthday. Items are delivered with your donor message.
· Operation USO Care Package — Perhaps the most well-known armed-forces donation organization, the USO offers care packages for $25. They include prepaid phone cards, sunscreen, and disposable cameras. For more information, call 703-696-3278.
· Operation Dear Abby — Founded in 1967 by advice columnist Abigail Van Buren in partnership with the Defense Department, the organization sends online greetings. To send a message, go to OperationDearAbby.net.
· Items for the Injured — The Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., accepts contributions of incidentals and comfort items such as rolling luggage and magazines. The items are for soldiers evacuated from fighting zones and whose personal items may take several weeks to catch up with them. To donate, call 202-782-2080 or, locally, 726-1690.
· Gifts of Groceries — Donors can give commissary gift certificates for military families to use on military bases. Call 1-877-770-GIFT.
· Operation Hero Miles — Unsure of how to spend all those frequent-flier miles set to expire December 31st? Travelers may now donate unused miles to servicemen on leave from Iraq. Soldiers are flown free to Germany, Atlanta, Baltimore, and Dallas but must pay for connecting flights. Go to the Hero Miles Web site (HeroMiles.org) to learn how you can help a soldier get home.
· Operation AC — Donors can send donations to a Delaware-based company that has sent hundreds of portable air conditioners to soldiers in the Middle East. On October 1st, the company began sending space heaters. To learn more, call 302-836-1008. •
Message in a Bottle
I’ve never seen Alexander Payne’s first film, Citizen Ruth, in which Laura Dern plays the title character, a woman who becomes the wishbone in a battle between pro-choice and pro-life forces. But his other films are all about masculine crises: Matthew Broderick’s high school teacher who resents his overachieving student in Election; Jack Nicholson’s Midwestern widower/retiree falling apart in About Schmidt. And now the protagonists of Sideways, who embody two types of male mid-life crisis: Paul Giamatti’s divorce shutting down and Thomas Haden Church’s husband-to-be desperately sowing wild oats.
Sideways isn’t quite as sharply comic (or as zeitgeist-y) as Election, but it’s a lot more affecting and a lot less artificial than About Schmidt. In those films, Payne’s men-in-peril are upstaged by the women in their lives (and their movies): Reese Witherspoon’s star-making Tracy Flick could upstage anything, but I don’t think it was Payne’s intent for Hope Davis to act circles around Nicholson in About Schmidt. (Which she did.)
The distinctions aren’t quite so glaring in Sideways, and not because Sandra Oh and Virginia Madsen don’t deliver in their supporting roles opposite Church and Giamatti, respectively. Oh’s deadpan sexiness and Madsen’s gentle warmth are compelling enough to warrant their own buddy comedy. That they don’t steal the movie is only because Giamatti and Church are so splendid.
Giamatti is Miles, an eighth-grade English teacher and unpublished (unpublishable?) novelist. A damaged-goods divorcÇ who lives in a dingy walk-up apartment complex (“The Sea Crest”), Miles is an enthusiastic, somewhat snobbish oenophile who finds his escape on frequent trips to the California wine country. As best man to college buddy Jack (Church), a onetime soap actor reduced to commercial voice-over work, Miles decides to treat his friend to a week-long road trip of wine-tasting, eating, and golf before Jack’s nuptials.
But Jack has a different kind of hedonism in mind. If Miles secretly wants to drown his sorrows, Jack just wants to get laid before he gets hitched. Overcome with nostalgia at one vineyard, Miles remembers a picnic with his ex-wife: “We drank a ’95 Opus 1 with smoked salmon and artichokes. And we didn’t care.” Jack’s jocky response: “We’re here to forget all that shit. We’re here to party, man.”
To that end, Jack negotiates a double-date with Stephanie (Oh), the pretty pourer at one winery the pair visit, and her friend Maya (Madsen), a waitress at a wine-country restaurant whom Miles has had his eye on for a while. The way Jack and Miles use these relationships to remedy what they perceive as emptiness in their own lives is the heart of the film.
The treatment of Miles’ oenophilia is plenty nuanced. There’s something comically pedantic about it, for sure, and Sideways gets plenty of mileage out of the linguistic pretensions and peculiar rituals of wine culture. At the same time, Sideways doesn’t mock the hobby. It’s respectful enough of Miles’ obsession to pique the interest of novices. As silly as Miles may seem, he’s also convincing on the subject, so much so that viewers may find themselves clearing out Merlot to make room for more Pinot Noir, which Miles praises as “a thin-skinned, temperamental grape” that requires “constant care and attention.” Maya, picking up on the subtext of this sad little speech as clearly as the audience, mentions how wine is alive and constantly evolving, “until it begins its steady, inevitable decline.”
But Payne also suggests that Miles’ interest in wine may serve as a cover for alcoholism and that this alcoholic depression may be at the root of a lot of other problems. There’s plenty of evidence here to suggest that Miles is a creep: He makes a seemingly perfunctory visit to his mom for her birthday on the way out of town, scribbling in a card as he walks up the driveway. Later it becomes clear that his real goal is to swipe cash from her dresser drawer. He drunk-dials his recently remarried ex-wife while on a date with Maya. He buys Barely Legal at the convenience store (“No, sorry, the new one”) to have something to read back at the hotel.
But where some of the everyday “losers” seemed to be objects of derision in About Schmidt, Miles never falls into that category, even when stealing quaffs of expensive wine out of styrofoam at a fast-food dive. That Miles is never less than human and never set up for mere ridicule is something I credit Giamatti for as much as Payne. Short, pudgy, constantly irritable, with seemingly as much hair on his back as his head, Giamatti is as far from the Hollywood leading-man ideal as you can imagine. But this is his second straight brilliant starring turn (after his realer-than-real Harvey Pekar in American Splendor), and it establishes him as one of the very best American movie actors.
Payne still isn’t much of a director visually, but with this excruciatingly funny and ultimately moving road-trip tale of bachelor bonding and romantic redemption he’s placed some great actors in a great position. With their help, he’s crafted one of the year’s best American fiction films. — Chris Herrington
When it comes to suspension of disbelief, it’s hard to beat Nicolas Cage as one of the great suspenders. Whether he’s in high-art mode (Adaptation., Leaving Las Vegas), playing an unlikely romantic lead opposite a hot older woman (Peggy Sue Got Married, Moonstruck), depicting an action hero (Face/Off, Snake Eyes), or participating in well-intentioned poop (Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, Windtalkers), there is almost nobody better than Cage at subliminally assuring us that what we are watching is a movie and not real life. Maybe it’s his choices in scripts and maybe it’s his strange, long face on that strange, gangly body with that strange stopped-up, flu voice. Or maybe it’s that anyone who marries anyone who was married to Michael Jackson (I’m talking Lisa Marie, y’all!) straddles the reality/fantasy divide full-time. Anyway, if Nic Cage is in the house, you can hit the snooze button on real life for a while.
Now add Jerry Bruckheimer. He’s the guy who produces loud, overblown action movies like Armageddon and Bad Boys II. His signatures: oversized, anthemic underscoring, over-the-top violence, indulgent slow-motion montages, and questionable taste. Bruckheimer has produced three Cage action films — Gone in Sixty Seconds, Con-Air, and The Rock — all fitting nicely into the Bruckheimer mold of near-apocalyptic, violent pretension.
Cage and Bruckheimer team up again for National Treasure, an incompetent thriller directed by Jon Turteltaub (the guy who helmed Cool Runnings) and written by Cormac and Marianne Wibberley (busily writing big-screen remakes of I Dream of Jeannie and The Shaggy Dog). The plot: Cage plays Benjamin Franklin Gates, the most recent in a long family line of treasure hunters, who must race against time to stop a former partner from stealing the Declaration of Independence and using the invisible treasure map on the back to find an ages-old stash of well-hidden booty. Dragging behind Gates are his whiny sidekick Riley (Gigli‘s Justin Bartha), hottie national archivist Abigail Chase (Helen of Troy‘s Diane Kruger), and bitter dad Patrick (Jon Voight). Chasing them is Lord of the Rings‘ Sean Bean and chasing all of them is Harvey Keitel. Run, everybody, run!
National Treasure has all the markings of a typical Bruckheimer bonanza, what with the potential for shameless jingoism and explosions. With our current fascination with trying to decipher what the founders of our country were thinking when they created the Bill of Rights, the Electoral College, and such, it is logical that this kind of movie could fascinate us. I mean, what’s cooler than the idea of Ben Franklin — the inventor of bifocals, daylight savings time, and electric kites — also creating a secret labyrinth to the world’s greatest treasure?
Unfortunately, National Treasure fails at just about every level. I accept that this is a mindless action movie, so I did check my brain at the door upon entering. But I guess I’ve been spoiled by the superior Ocean’s Eleven, which kept the audience guessing at every turn but then made enormous sense when its machinations were revealed: “Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. That’s how they did it!” And one feels smarter for taking that ride.
In Treasure, there’s merely one deus ex machina after another. Magic 3-D glasses, secret passageways, and impossibly solved riddles fall out of the sky every time a character needs something — instead of allowing the character and the audience to figure it out. This would be fine if the film compensated in style (it doesn’t, even the treasure looks fake), substance (this is no Ghandi), or even lots of things blowing up (sadly, they do not).
Part Goonies, part Indiana Jones, and all shaggy dog, National Treasure is anything but, and I submit that staring at a $100 bill for 90 minutes will yield more thrills than anything Mr. Bruckheimer has for us this week. — Bo List
friday, 26
It s the last Friday of the month, which means it s time again for the South Main Art Trolley Tour, with free trolley rides in the district and open houses and the numerous galleries and shops. Opening receptions in the neighborhood include Durden Gallery for miniature paintings by Jane Williams, and 544 S. Main for work by John Robinette. And at Painted Planet Artspace, tonight s All That Glitters II features handmade jewelry by more than 15 artists. Good way to shop and support your local artists. The Tunnel Clones are the Full Moon Club tonight. The Masqueraders are at Blues City CafÇ. The Gamble Brothers Band is at the Hi-Tone. The Subteens, The Lights, and The Secret Service are at Young Avenue Deli. And if you want to hear one of the hottest bands in town, who do a version of Green Onions that would make Booker T. & the MG s very proud, check out The Hollywood All-Stars at Wild Bill s.