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FROM MY SEAT

A TIMELESS TEN (PART TWO

Picking up from last week, here are my five favorite sporting events from 2004.

5) Redbirds 9, Omaha 8 (August 24) — Down by three runs with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning, the Redbirds rally for four runs to beat the Omaha Royals, 9-8. Scott Seabol, Cody McKay, and Mike Mahoney drive in the big runs in front of a few hundred fans left at AutoZone Park. At once, this game was what makes minor-league baseball so wonderful (late-game heroics by talented, hungry baseball players) and such a lost cause (with all those empty seats where season-ticket holders should have been, where were the cheers?).

4) Memphis 83, TCU 56 (March 3) — Senior Night is always special, but this one had some magic to it. Tiger Nation had to say goodbye to C-USA Player of the Year Antonio Burks in what would be the final Tiger basketball game at the Pyramid. As emotional as Burks’s sendoff was, Modibo Diarra’s ovation was somehow louder. The big native of Mali strode to midcourt and wound up clapping for his 16,000 friends in attendance as much as they were clapping for him. The next time you wonder about the virtues of college basketball when compared with the NBA, picture a prolonged standing ovation for a player who averaged 1.7 points per game over his 93-game career. ‘Dibo is a U of M graduate, and a champion

3) Wizards 103, Grizzlies 91 (November 3) — Forget the score. Forget it. This was a party the likes of which local basketball fans merely fantasized about only a few years ago. An NBA outfit with “Memphis” on their shirts playing in an arena that is definitevely Memphis (right down to the dancing restroom icons!). There will be wins and losses, exultation and heartache under the roof of FedExForum. But the most exciting aspect of having this package (the Grizzlies and their new den) is the knowledge that sports history will unfold on what amounts to a national stage, just south of Beale Street. What would Elvis say?

2) Memphis 30, Southern Miss 26 (November 12) — Wherever DeAngelo Williams goes, however famous he may become, this is the game I’ll tell my grandchildren about. This was a cold Friday night, the Black and Blue Game on national television, the Tigers eight days removed from a heartbreaker against Louisville. Not only is Southern Miss the standard by which C-USA football programs are measured, but the Golden Eagles had won nine of their last ten against Memphis. With his team down 26-21 and just over a minute to play in the third quarter, Williams took a handoff from Danny Wimprine, sprinted around left tackle and galloped 75 yards for what proved to be the game-winning touchdown, one of the most significant ever scored at the Liberty Bowl. For the junior tailback, this was merely his fifth-most productive game of the season: 199 yards.

1) Boston 4, St. Louis 1 (October 26) — When combined, pleasure and pain make for a powerful emotional cocktail. Having waited 17 years for the St. Louis Cardinals to return to the World Series, my dad — via Vermont, London, and Boston (long story) — flew down to join me for the drive north to see Game 3 at Busch Stadium. Through the kindness of some very special people, we wound up with seats ten rows behind the Cards’ dugout. It’s hard to remember now, but there was actually hope in St. Louis before the first pitch of Game 3, before the base-running meltdown suffered by the Cardinals’ starting pitcher Jeff Suppan, before Boston’s Pedro Martinez punched his ticket to the Hall of Fame. Thank you, Larry Walker, for that ninth-inning home run. The very least a father and son could ask for on their World Series pilgrimage.

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AN OPEN LETTER TO HAROLD FORD

The following tongue-in-cheek “open letter” is but the latest in a number of recent sallies posted by blogger Joshua Micah Marshall about the voting record and political intentions of 9th District U.S. Rep. Harold Ford Jr. To link to Marshall’s complete treatment of the Ford issue, CLICK HERE. (Or go to www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/week_2004_12_19.php#004297)

Dear Congressman Ford,

Look, yes, I know this may seem like a sort of public way of communicating. But my tech guy has set this up so only your home computer can access this post. No one else can see it. It’s set to your IP address. (I guess you’ve got a static IP address on your home hook-up?)

In any case, the consensus of the pols in your home state is that your angle on the Social Security privatization stuff is that you want to set yourself up for a Senate run in 2006 for Frist’s seat. And this’ll give you bipartisan cross-over cred with rural and conservative voters in the state that you need.

But look, if you’re going to be cynical, at least do it effectively, right? This may have been a pretty bad decade-and-a-half for the Dems in Tennessee. But it isn’t because Democrats support Social Security, believe me. Gay Marriage? Abortion? Guns? National Defense? Sure, probably all of them. But not excessive fealty to Social Security.

Think about it. Did Bush even get into Social Security during the campaign? Of course, not. Even Lieberman’s gotten off that train. And half the people in Connecticut work on Wall Street. What do you got compared to that? Right, I didn’t think so.If you’re trying to angle your way into the Senate and set yourself apart from the national Democrats, do it on abortion or the gay rights stuff. Not that I’m recommending it. But if you’re going to be cynical at least do it with an issue that’s going to do you some good.

If you want to pull up a seat with the real power players, being cynical ain’t enough. You’ve gotta be cynical and smart.

I was chatting with a friend of yours today. And he says he figures you’re probably just not with it enough to realize that this isn’t much of a way to appeal to Democrats-turned-Republicans in your state. But, dude, I’ve got your back. He may not be enough of a friend to tell you. But I am, whatever I may be saying about you in the public posts.

Like I said, gay marriage? Iraq? Even maybe the Oil-for-Food angle? (Coleman’s too big a doofus ever to carry that ball anywhere.) Those are some issues with some mileage in them. And like I said, if you’re going to be cynical, get some mileage out of it, right?

Picture this placard …

Harold Ford: Man Enough to Know That a Man Shouldn’t Marry a Man.

Right? Right? That’s great stuff.

Or maybe, this …

Harold Ford: Putting the ‘Christ’ back into Christmas.

Anyway, we can come up with various angles. But you get the idea. We’ll talk soon. And lemme know if you have any ideas for the database.

Best,

Josh Marshall

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PLANE LANGUAGE

This just in from our “Things We Hope Are True” department: According to a Web column at thestar.co.za, after a particularly rough landing during a thunderstorm at Memphis International Airport, a flight attendant announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.” — Chris Davis

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Make-Believe

Next year, the long-awaited Charlie and the Chocolate Factory will arrive, with Johnny Depp inheriting the top hat from Gene Wilder, whose 1971 bizarro Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory has become an oddball classic. During the search for the right Wonka, I wondered who in Hollywood could blend strange, affectionate, magical, and gently disturbing without tipping the scales over into Creepyland and was actually disappointed when Depp won out. Although I was impressed with the range of roles he had played and the consummate dedication with which he embraced eccentricity within them, I still had not seen what I wanted in terms of pure heart. After seeing Finding Neverland, my reservations are allayed.

Armed with a soft and pleasingly Scottish brogue and an uncommon restraint, Depp plays J.M. Barrie, a frustrated novelist and playwright whose latest play is a flop and whose producer, Charles Frohman (Dustin Hoffman), is anxious to scrounge a quick success. Barrie is married to the beautiful but cold Mary (Radha Mitchell). It is a stilted, formal arrangement, complete with separate bedrooms and a long dinner table across which they sparsely converse.

One day, while walking in the park, Barrie comes across widowed mother Sylvia Llewelyn Davies (Kate Winslet) and her four boys, and it is not long before his aching, starving heart is filled with affection for Sylvia and these sons that he never had. Barrie’s affection for Sylvia is odd chaste, really and it is almost as though he loves her more as the mother she is to her boys than anything sexual or even romantic. This doesn’t stop the rumor mill from kicking into high gear, not only for the impropriety of the married Barrie spending so much time with a recent widow but also with whispers about what he may be feeling for the boys. Sylvia’s mother, Mrs. Emma du Maurier (Julie Christie), soon swoops down on her family to protect them from gossip and what she sees as Barrie’s unhealthy influence. (He plays with the boys.)

Meanwhile, Barrie’s literary imagination has been reignited. Sylvia’s youngest son, Peter (Freddie Highmore), is a serious young man hardest hit by his father’s death. He’s a boy who didn’t quite get to be a child, which inspires Barrie to write about a boy who is nothing but: Peter Pan. By creating a boy of perpetual youth, Barrie gets to live out some of the childhood he himself never got to experience, and it creates a fictitious “double” for whom young Peter Llewelyn Davies can live and imagine vicariously. But this feeling of youth is fleeting, for both Peter and Barrie must accept that Sylvia is ill. Peter may grow up with no parents, and Barrie may lose the one woman he can love as both mother and wife.

Thank God for Depp, who manages to live inside a man of limitless whimsy while restraining his delivery. Winslet, likewise, balances lightheartedness and the gravity of motherhood with soft bohemian flair, while Christie and Mitchell play cold women without resorting to villainy. Again, balance is key here. This film takes us to a magical land while simultaneously preparing us for a death. In Barrie’s play, we see the wires that allow his characters to fly, and in director Marc Forster’s (Monster’s Ball) film, we know that those wires that hold Sylvia may soon be cut.

Finding Neverland brushes over the tragedy of Barrie’s youth: His brother died while young, and the family’s means of grieving were to call Barrie by the dead brother’s name in a way, killing Barrie. Unmentioned are the fates of the Llewelyn Davies boys, who die in war or by suicide. Young Peter came to resent his namesake Pan, and the specter of pedophilia never left Barrie, though there is no evidence aside from rumors to substantiate the accusation. It’s an ironic coincidence that a modern-day Peter Pan, Michael Jackson, literally built a Neverland and now faces the accusations in court that only haunted Barrie as gossip. Lesson to all: We must grow up sometime. But Finding Neverland succeeds because it doesn’t pretend that the tragic before and after doesn’t exist. Rather, it captures that in-between place where most of us live for a while when we’re young our own Neverland before reality and work and finances and death make us grown-ups.

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It Was a Very Good Year

As a marketing plan, the 50th Anniversary of Rock-and-Roll may have been a bit of an underachiever. Fortunately, no one told local musicians it was supposed to be a disappointing year, so they kept pumping out good to great records regardless of how much notice the record-buying public outside the metro area did or didn’t take. Over the following pages, four Flyer critics count down their own must-hear lists from a very good year in local music.

Chris Herrington:

1. Too Much Guitar! — The Reigning Sound (In the Red): At first I toyed with the notion of topping this list with something a little less predictable (and more tangibly local) than a Reigning Sound record. But then I turned the knob all the way to the right on this loud-at-any-volume rocketship of a record while doing housework last week and came to my senses. I mean, really, who am I kidding?

Dearly departed (from this city, not this mortal coil) rock-and-roll savant Greg Cartwright is on a roll right now. I still think I prefer the pristine garage-rock of Time Bomb High School, but the far more raucous Too Much Guitar! is catching up fast. And this one is not so much a garage-rock record as the hardest, heaviest soul music imaginable from one of the few guys in this little corner of the world with the voice to pull the concept off. (If you doubt that, listen to how Cartwright bears down hard heading into the chorus on “Get It!”)

Cartwright & Co.’s letter-bomb valentines to Hank Ballard and Sam & Dave are spine-tingling enough, but the real triumph here are the originals: “Your Love Is a Fine Thing” is Ollie Nightingale and Eddie Floyd gone punk rock. “Drowning” is Bruce Springsteen transferred from the Jersey shore to the banks of the Mississippi, with a combination of modesty and epic-ness that the Boss only captured occasionally. And it may sound hyperbolic, but –from Greg Roberson’s song-opening machine-gun drum fill to Jeremy Scott’s joyous background vocals to Cartwright’s sock-hop soul-music songwriting –“I’ll Cry” might be one of the most perfect rock-and-roll records I’ve ever heard.

2. Lost Sounds — Lost Sounds (In the Red): At turns menacing and mordant, Lost Sounds takes the listener to some uncomfortable places, but the music is so consistently riveting that the experience is more energizing than depressive. My favorite moment in Memphis music this year might be “I Get Nervous,” a breakneck spazz-out turned rescue plea turned four-minute emotional epic. After a mic-shattering scream of the title phrase, a repeated two-note keyboard riff sounds a panic alarm while drums pound like a SWAT team breaking down the door and guitars clip along with the merciless precision of firing synapses. It sounds like a band trying to outrun the shakes. The whole album does.

3. Doing the Distance — Snowglobe (Makeshift): No other local band makes music with the kind of casual density, palpable camaraderie, or excited creativity. Deploying cello, violins, and sleighbells, mellotron and musical saw, layered vocals and subliminal drops of musical Americana, squiggly guitars and churning pianos, each of these 16 tracks melds into the next as orchestral touches and instrumental interludes share time with more conventional song structures. The result is something akin to a 44-minute rock symphony.

4. Too Much Love — Harlan T. Bobo (self-released): This local cause celebre is exactly the kind of record I tend to be underwhelmed by: Arty, moody singer-songwriters just aren’t my thing. But every time I listen to it, I like it a little bit more. The best moments on Too Much Love rip through my biases like a laser: the odd, unnerving intimacy of “Left Your Door Unlocked,” where the lovestruck protagonist takes a nap on his muse’s bed while she’s out with another guy; the early rock-and-roll-via-Lou Reed spoken-word vocals on “Stop”; the whistling wistfulness of “When You Comin’ Home?”; and the Nashville-via-Blonde on Blonde move of “Bottle and Hotel.”

5. Wrecked ­ Halfacre Gunroom (Icarus): Compared to other recent rootsy Memphis bands such as Lucero, the North Mississippi Allstars, and the Riverbluff Clan, Halfacre Gunroom is less distinct musically, but the group boasts perhaps a sharper songwriting voice. Credit the grit-lit sensibility of frontman Bryan Hartley, who turns his pretty-common girlfriend problems into a big deal you care about, especially with the local-color-filled rants “East Memphis Girls” and “1989.”

6. Living Legends — Eightball & MJG (Bad Boy Records): The best tracks on Living Legends tap into the style that Mississippi rapper/producer David Banner has popularized — earthy, bluesy, intensely Southern, with a lyrical ambiguity that parses the crunk and the conscious as fully as Kanye West but without the same self-satisfied fission. “Straight Cadillac Pimpin'” is the apex of this style, with Eightball rapping strong and sure over the track’s swaggering bass groove and gospel undertones — “I come through like a Mac truck rumbling streets/Big boy hit tracks, straight crumbling beats.”

The worst tracks are rote gangsta rap where the duo is content to feed listeners genre clichés that each rapper is clearly capable of rising above. But even then they school their local peers on the beats-and-rhymes basics: Listen to how rotund rapper Eightball is able to alter the tempo of his flow to squeeze in extra lyrics without losing the beat. Besides, given the put-out-or-get-out vibe of so much recent mainstream hip-hop, it’s hard not to love a rap record that endorses pleasing one’s woman by any means necessary, which may entail a late-night creep to the Waffle House.

7. So That’s What the Kids Are Calling It — The Subteens (Young Ave. Records): “Mouth Shut,” the opening track on this too-long-awaited second album from Midtown’s wildest rock-and-rollers, is the best song ever written about tending bar at a Lucero show, and if that ain’t Memphis then I don’t know what is. The mock-triumphant “This Is It” at least approaches the pantheon of rock songs about touring in a bound-for-nowhere rock band purely on the strength of rhyming “keep it together with pills and marijuana” with “pass out in a hotel with a couple of the Donnas.”

As on the band’s first album, Burn Your Cardigan, frontman Mark Akin is still writing songs about getting drunk in Midtown bars but this time with a detachment that yields more humor and insight. And these sharp, funny songs are yoked to the most durably pleasurable rock sound around — the boozy, populist punk rock of a band for whom the Ramones and AC/DC seem to be held in equal esteem.

8. Mouse Rocket — Mouse Rocket (Empty): A poppier, more straightforward sonic outlet than her other band, the Lost Sounds, this is where Alicja Trout’s Mouse Rocket broke out of the side-project box in a massive way.

9. The Tim Terry Experience — The Tim Terry Experience (Soul Street): On this remarkably assured debut album, Terry cites classic soul stars such as Al Green, Marvin Gaye, and Isaac Hayes as inspiration. The organic sound of the music is a worthy inheritor of those classic sounds but is always contemporary. Indeed, what his music reminds me of most isn’t the vintage soul of the Seventies or even the retro feel of most neo-soul acts but the modern groove music of former Tony Tone Toni frontman Raphael Saadiq. I do think The Tim Terry Experience is about 15 minutes too long. That aside, this is modern groove music par excellence.

10. Unlimited Symmetry — The Coach & Four (Makeshift): This debut from the band excellently named for the rotting shell of a former hotel on Lamar Avenue is a blast of bracing, radiant guitar fireworks combined with finely honed, indie-schooled pop instincts. It doesn’t exactly sound like such killer post-punk bands as Built To Spill, the Feelies, or the Go-Betweens, but those comparisons sum up the mood. The sound is introduced on the opening “In Transit,” where clean, pretty guitar-pop morphs into a Sonic Youth-style assault, only to come through the chaos with the same chiming lyricism it began with.

Honorable Mentions: C’Mon DJ — Mr. Airplane Man (Sympathy for the Record Industry); The Delicate Seam — The Bloodthirsty Lovers (French Kiss); Disco Eraser — Final Solutions (Misprint); 50,000 Watts of Heavenly Joy — The Ron Franklin Entertainers (Miz Kafrin); “Survival of the Sickest” — Saliva (Island); Path — Undefined — Candice Ivory (self-released); Kicked and Scratched — Vending Machine (self-released); In-stores and Outtakes/Hill Country Revue — North Mississippi Allstars (ATO); 11:11 — Free Sol (Memphis Records); Break Free — Susie Salley (Peg Allie).

Andria Lisle:

1. Too Much Love — Harlan T. Bobo (self-released): This eccentric, enigmatic sideman (Viva L’American Death Ray Music, Limes) finally stepped up to the mic to record an album of delicate, heartbreaking (or heartbroken, depending on how you look at it) love songs. Organist Brendan Spengler, drummer Shane Calloway, bassist Jeremy Scott, and a few others join in the misery, which, on tunes such as “Left Your Door Unlocked,” can be oddly uplifting. The only thing more precious than these nine tracks could be the accompanying artwork: Bobo handmade each cover, clipping pictures from discarded library books to create a 600-CD run. Word is, these copies are becoming rare, and Bobo, claiming fatigue, has hired a printer. Find a copy while you still can!

2. Too Much Guitar! — The Reigning Sound (In the Red)/C’mon DJ — Mr. Airplane Man (Sympathy for the Record Industry): After recording their third album — but before it was released — the Reigning Sound was on the brink of breaking up. Organist Alex Greene left the group, frontman Greg Cartwright refused to release the finished tracks, and, as a trio, the band re-recorded Too Much Guitar! on a four-track. Fittingly, the album opens with a snarling original called “We Repel Each Other,” as the Reigning Sound strip down their jangly sound to a lean and mean core. But now that Cartwright has relocated to Asheville, North Carolina, and replaced drummer Greg Roberson with Carolinian Lance Wille, bassist Jeremy Scott is the only local in the group. Never mind where they live, folks. The Reigning Sound will always be a Memphis band.

Despite Mr. Airplane Man’s New England connection, both Margaret Garrett and Tara McManus deserve honorary Memphian status: C’mon DJ, their third album, was produced by Cartwright at Easley-McCain Recording Studios. (A previous release, Red Lite, was cut by Memphis’ own Monsieur Jeffrey Evans.) Joined by Doug Easley and Shawn Cripps, the girls plow through a scorching version of Howlin’ Wolf’s “Asked For Water,” while the album’s cover depicts the duo spinning a single by the Oblivians, Cartwright’s former band. And now that the guitar-slinging Garrett’s a full-time Memphian (she relocated here in late 2003), she can be found onstage with a number of bands, including the Tearjerkers, Limes, and Harlan T. Bobo’s group.

3. Instores & Outtakes/Hill Country Revue — Live at Bonnaroo — North Mississippi Allstars (ATO): First, the North Mississippi Allstars release the six-song Instores & Outtakes EP. Covering the Stones’ “Stray Cat Blues,” the Replacements’ “Skyway,” the Band’s “The Weight,” and Junior Kimbrough’s “Meet Me in the City,” as well as a few well-chosen originals, the Allstars served up a dream menu of material. Then they traveled to Middle Tennessee with a bevy of hill-country legends in tow for Live at Bonnaroo. Family’s the name of the game on this 14-track disc, as the Dickinsons, the Burnsides, and the Rising Star Fife & Drum Band join forces with Chris Robinson and JoJo Herman to shake ’em on down, Mississippi-style. Two races and three generations boogie on this astonishing document that sounds rootsy, raw, and utterly righteous.

4. Living Legends — Eightball & MJG (Bad Boy): Anyone who’s listened to Hot 107.1 for more than five minutes this year has heard “You Don’t Want Drama,” the first single off Living Legends to score big. But that’s just the beginning. Songs like “Straight Cadillac Pimpin'” and “Memphis City Blues” should catapult these Orange Mound heroes — who have been in the biz longer than anyone — into the major leagues where they belong.

5. Lost Sounds — Lost Sounds (In the Red)/Mouse Rocket –Mouse Rocket (Empty): Last time I wrote about Jay Lindsey and Alicja Trout’s group Lost Sounds, I focused more on the band’s potential break-up than I did on their actual music. But their latest album deserves much, much more than a footnote in the scandal sheets: With epic songs such as “Bombs Over Mom,” “Clones Don’t Love,” and the herky-jerky “I Get Nervous” — and with the addition of Patrick Jordan on bass (further anchoring drummer Rich Crook’s steady beat) — the Lost Sounds might bypass 2004’s “most likely to not succeed” category and move to the head of the class. Less noisy but just as creative, Trout’s other group, Mouse Rocket, has moved beyond side-project classification to full-time band. Hopefully, their 14-song eponymous release is just the first in a line of many.

6. Phinally Phamous — Lil Wyte (Asylum): Produced by Three 6 Mafia’s DJ Paul and Juicy J at their own Hypnotize Minds studio, Phinally Phamous finds Lil Wyte spitting and biting like a junkyard dog. Gnarly gansta raps such as “Icy Whites Soljas (“We done heard how y’all do it down there, but in Tennessee we stomp a nigga’s head in with the Reebok Classics, the icy whites,” Wyte deadpans on the opening) and “I Did ‘Em Wrong,” a banging number that features old-school Nintendo sound effects over a gothic keyboard riff, scream North Memphis. The bouncy “My Cutlass” takes the vehicular ode to a new level, while “Bay Area” describes Wyte’s home turf for those who live outside the 901 area code. Raucous and raw, there’s not a dud on this album.

7. Mix Tape Underground Shit Vol. 1 — Criminal Manne (Big Daddy Entertainment)/Da Nu Boi — Mac E (Hy Lyfe): These rappers might not be on the Billboard charts, but on Memphis streets, their reputations reign supreme. Criminal Manne’s “Tryna Bust Sumthing” scored big on local radio last May, while Mac E’s “Got Deals” began getting spins a month later. Both songs deserve a shot before a national audience. With any luck, Criminal Manne and Mac E, representing the South and North sides of town, respectively, could be the next stars from the Dirty South to break big.

8. A Bothered Mind — R.L. Burnside (Fat Possum)/Get Right Blues — Jessie Mae Hemphill (Inside Sounds): A collaboration of sorts between Burnside, Kid Rock, and West Coast rapper Lyrics Born, A Bothered Mind is hardly Fat Possum’s first pass at hip-hop. (Check out previous experiments like Burnside’s Come On In, which brought the sounds of the north Mississippi hill country to the ears of a new generation, much to blues purists’ chagrin.) From the dance floor rendition of “Shake ‘Em on Down” to the bouncing “Goin’ Down South,” this album will keep the party going.

On the flipside, Hemphill’s album, mined from David Evans’ vault at the University of Memphis, takes listeners back to the hills. She plays unaccompanied on more than half of these tracks, tapping a tambourine with her foot on “Go Back to Your Used To Be,” or, on “Shake Your Booty (Shake It, Baby),” rhythmically jingling Choctaw ankle bells. She’s joined by Como musicians Glen Faulkner and Compton Jones on traditional hill-country songs such as “Get Right Church” and “Little Rooster Reel” and plays the diddley bow herself on “Take Me Home with You, Baby.”

9. 50,000 Watts of Heavenly Joy — The Ron Franklin Entertainers (Miz Kafrin): Back in town after a long sojourn in Europe, Ron Franklin continues to create fascinating, vastly underrated music. His latest opus, recorded at Willie Mitchell’s Royal Studios, is perhaps the freshest-sounding disc on this year’s list. Crafting a deliciously edgy concoction out of roots rock-and-soul, he channels AM-radio goodwill on the lead song, an homage to WDIA, before delving into dirty-sounding dance tracks (“RFE Stomp”), story songs (“Jim Cole’s Got a Girlfren Now”), full-on gospel (“Let It Shine on Me”), and freeform insanity (“You Talk I Listen,” featuring a rant by drummer Ross Johnson).

10. Sunday Nights: The Songs of Junior Kimbrough — Various Artists (Fat Possum): The unlikely spiritual awakening sparked by hill-country bluesman — and legendary juke-joint proprietor — David “Junior” Kimbrough reverberates around the world today. Take Iggy and the Stooges’ recording of “You Better Run,” which huffs and puffs until it blows the roof off, or Spiritualized’s inspired rendition of “Sad Days, Lonely Nights.” Like the Ponys’ version of “Burn in Hell,” both cuts effortlessly blend past and present, creating a primal riff that Kimbrough himself would surely approve of. Jack Oblivian, a frequent visitor to Junior’s place, channels Kimbrough’s country side on “I’m in Love with You,” while the folksy duo of Entrance and Cat Power turn in a traditional rendering of “Do the Romp,” which sounds spot-on despite the fact that, like half the acts on this tribute, neither musician ever partied in the north Mississippi woods. Who cares? Turn up the music, pass around a bottle of booze, and imagine a benevolent Junior smiling down from the heavens, making sure the party never ends.

Honorable Mentions: American Idol — The Oscars (Bootleg); Dirty Dolla$ — Chopper Girl (Hoodoo Labs); The Delicate Seam — The Bloodthirsty Lovers (Frenchkiss); Doing the Distance — Snowglobe (Makeshift); Disco Eraser — Final Solutions (Misprint); All I Know — Keith Sykes (MADJACK); Man From Out of State — Dan Montgomery (Fantastic Yes); Tha Hustle Life Vol I & II/The Bio — Bumpy Johnson (Unda World); Tarantula! –Limes (self-released); Wrecked — Halfacre Gunroom (Icarus).

Chris davis:

1. Doing the Distance — Snowglobe (Makeshift): Psychedelic without being overtly druggy, smart without being aching wise, personal without being solipsistic, quirky without being cute, and derivative without being “more of the same.” The members of Snowglobe have never tried to hide their adoration of bands such as the Olivia Tremor Control and Neutral Milk Hotel, and since both of those Elephant 6 bands underdelivered on their tremendous promise, there’s no reason why Snowglobe shouldn’t step up to the plate. On Doing the Distance, the band mixes metaphors, harmonizing horns, good old-fashioned guitar rock, and folky acoustic melodies and comes up with a borderline concept album that merits a permanent place in anyone’s 200-disc changer.

2. Too Much Guitar! — The Reigning Sound (In the Red): Too Much Guitar! lacks the beautiful melodies of the Reigning Sound’s debut disc, Break Up, Break Down, and the wicked playfulness of their sophomore effort, Time Bomb High School. It’s easily my least favorite Reigning Sound disc to date. That said, the aptly named Too Much Guitar! is still one of the best examples of garage rock you find.

3. Too Much Love — Harlan T. Bobo (self-released): “Left Your Door Unlocked” and “It’s Only Love” are both real contenders for song of the year. The first is a surprisingly sweet story about taking refuge from the rain in an ex’s bed while she’s out, “just to see if things have changed.” The latter is a timeless ballad about blue skies and bittersweet emotions that would sound right at home on a scratchy old Hoagy Carmichael LP. The rest is a bit Beck-ish at the edges but genuinely romantic and compelling throughout.

4. So That’s What the Kids Are Calling It — The Subteens (Young Avenue Records): The opening track, “Mouth Shut,” begins with the line “Punk-rock girls and Lone Star beer means everyone will run their mouth in here.” It’s a playful rip on Lucero and a sardonic, bartender’s eye view of Memphis hipsterdom. The disc only gets better from there. Teen spirit meets bubblegum banter with lines such as “Oh shit, I did it again/Stayed out when I should have stayed in” riding on a noisy wave of straightforward Ramones-inspired rock-and-roll with hat tips to the Heartbreakers. When it comes to mapping the landscape of pop-rock existentialism — teenage wastelands and never-ending parking lots full of regret and raging hormones — Big Star gets it better. But not by much.

5. C’mon DJ — Mr. Airplane Man (Sympathy for the Record Industry): Front-chic Margaret Garrett and drummer Tara McManus kick down with all the hill-country blues you need plus all the gritty rock-and-roll you deserve. C’mon DJ is willfully lo-fi, an aesthetic choice that adds nothing and keeps a wonderful record from being all that it can be. With its nods to Howlin’ Wolf, the Oblivians, and countless unknown garage bands, this record wins in spite of its fuzziness, not because of it.

Honorable Mentions: Lost Sounds — Lost Sounds (In the Red); Kicked and Scratched — Vending Machine (self-released), Tantamount — Shabadoo (self-released).

ANDREW EARLES:

1. Too Much Guitar! — The Reigning Sound (In the Red): Unless you’re listening to Yngwie Malmsteen at 78 RPM backward, there is never “too much guitar.” So, I don’t know what the title means, and while we’re on the subject of “nevers,” there will probably never be a bad Reigning Sound album, even though this is the best one so far. And yes, it is local. Greg Cartwright left town in February. This was released in May. But I imagine most of these songs have been milling around for a while in that expansive songwriting bank he carries between his ears.

2. Doing the Distance Snowglobe (Makeshift): I’ve written way too much about this record. What’s left to say? This should have — and maybe it still will — blow up into a nationally recognized album. It scores better than 99 percent of the indie/psych pop records that are blowing up on a national level. Where’s the justice? This is craftsmanship.

3. Disco Eraser — Final Solutions (Misprint): Officially released last January, this kicked the year off right with what is true DIY punk rock. Why? Look at the original wave of DIY punk in the late ’70s. The band members looked like normal guys. Hard workin’ dudes who loved music. That’s what this band is. They are not metalcore posing as hardcore and thinking that they are punk rock or any combination thereof. We’re talking about a band that breaks up on stage every time they play, has a bass player who teaches elementary school, a guitar player who sports a white-guy solid horseshoe Afro, and a singer who splits his time between running a record store and working for an advertising firm. That does not follow any rules. That is punk rock to me.

4. The Color Cast –The Color Cast (self-released): The Color Cast is the best band in town that isn’t DIY punk rock, indie/psych pop, or the Reigning Sound. The Color Cast is sort of like the first Dream Syndicate album, the Cure’s Disintegration, and pick-a-great-indie-guitar-band all blended up. The band also has a great live presence.

5. Too Much Love — Harlan T. Bobo (self-released): How nice it is to be sideswiped by a great record that you never saw coming. Not to deem Bobo incapable of making this record; I just didn’t know he was making one and then — WHAP! There it was, the good type of surprise.

Honorable Mentions: Lost Sounds –Lost Sounds (In the Red); Mouse Rocket — Mouse Rocket (Empty); American Idol –The Oscars (Bootleg). •

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Guilt or Innocence?

Three defendants returned to court TUESDAY, each charged with one count of child rape. The defendants and brothers — Mario, Jamaal, and David Flynn — are accused of raping a 12-year-old runaway in an Oakhaven apartment in October. During the preliminary hearing before General Sessions Court judge Louis Montesi Jr., the now 13-year-old plaintiff in the case testified to events that took place during the three days in question. While preliminary reports stated that the incidents took place against the will of the plaintiff, defense attorneys challenged her statements.

After an unsuccessful request by the girl’s attorney to conduct the hearing in a closed courtroom, the hearing began with the plaintiff telling her version of the incident, which began on October 1st. According to the girl, after running away from home on a Friday morning, she was forced at knife and gun point into a car driven by defendant Mario Flynn. She described the first rape by Mario at an unnamed hotel. Afterwards, she says, she was taken to the Somerset Apartments in Oakhaven to an apartment shared with the other defendants.

For the next two days, the plaintiff said she was raped by the defendants and their acquaintances. The plaintiff also described being taken to abandoned apartments for additional rapes. She testified that she was unsure as to the total number of men involved in the incidents, but that she was also forced to drink large amounts of beer and smoke marijuana.

During a four-lawyer cross-examination that lasted for about an hour, defense attorneys challenged several of the plaintiff’s initial statements and testimony.

The plaintiff, dressed in a purple coat with black bows, cried at times during the questioning. When questioned by defense attorney Greg Carman regarding the initial meeting with Mario Flynn, the plaintiff testified that she told the defendant that she was in fact 17 years old and would soon be having a birthday. When asked if she had lied to Mario about her age, the plaintiff nodded “yes.” She also testified about having sexual relations with a female while in the Flynns’ apartment. During the weekend, that female braided the plaintiff’s hair, according to her testimony.

“There is some doubt as to her credibility. That’s why we are here,” Carman told the Flyer.

He would not say whether or not the incidents with the Flynn brothers were consensual. “This child was 12 years old at the time and that makes it rape of a child. She was four days from her 13th birthday, which would have made it statutory rape.” Under Tennessee law, rape of a child is a more serious offence than statutory rape.

The Flynn brothers’ defense attorneys also noted that the plaintiff never took advantage of opportunities to escape from the defendants or seek help. She testified there was a phone in the brothers’ apartment but did not use it to call for assistance. The ordeal finally came to an end when the girl’s father found her walking by herself in another area of the apartment complex.

Also at issue in the case is the involvement of an apartment security guard who, according to the plaintiff, also raped her. According to the girl’s testimony, that man also attempted to contact her grandmother. The plaintiff used a false name when talking to the grandmother in order to avoid punishment for running away. Judge Montesi disallowed extensive testimony about the involvement of the security guard, who may be involved in further litigation in the case.

The plaintiff insisted that she did not make up the rape story to avoid punishment for running away from home.

Judge Montesi found probable cause to send the case to a grand jury. •

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Opinion

Miss Dorothy

D

orothy Osradker went to work for the city of Memphis in 1945, as World War II was winding down. She was in her early 20s, had a law degree and four years of work experience, and no plans to make a career of public service.

But in 2005, Osradker, an assistant city attorney, will celebrate a milestone reached by few public employees anywhere: 60 years with city government.

In addition to being a capable attorney, the woman known to her colleagues as “Miss Dorothy” is a good storyteller with sharp opinions, a fine sense of humor, and an amazing work ethic. Her boss, city attorney Sara Hall, says Osradker had taken exactly one sick day in 59 years before suffering a serious illness this year.

“I calculated once that she has accumulated seven years of sick days,” says Hall.

Osradker, who grew up an only child in Missouri during the Depression, completed her education and went to work at a time when women were second-class citizens in the workforce. She earned a law degree from Southern College of Law in Memphis in 1941 — one of four women in the class of 39 students — and hoped to be a legal secretary because women were simply not accepted as attorneys.

Her career was interrupted by the war. She worked for four years as secretary and office manager at the Memphis airport for a company that trained pilots for the Air Force, sometimes accompanying the pilots on their flights. As the war wound down and veterans started coming home, her boss told her, “The first one that comes by and wants your job, I’m going to give it to him.”

So Osradker answered a two-line newspaper ad for a job keeping the minutes of the City Commission, the forerunner of the Memphis City Council. “They offered me a job,” she said. “I thought it would just be a place I would pass through.”

She saw Memphis fall behind Atlanta in the 1950s and 1960s and lose its Ford Motor Company plant, partly due to a disagreement with local environmentalists over cutting down some trees in a park. Then she watched a similar scenario play out a few years later when environmentalists blocked the federal government from running Interstate 40 through Overton Park. This gave her a somewhat dim view of “tree lovers,” although she lives only a couple of blocks from the abandoned Midtown interstate corridor.

She was on the job on the April afternoon in 1968 when Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated but, ironically, was unaware of it for several hours because she was in her office typing up the minutes of a City Council meeting that lasted until 6 o’clock.

After 25 years, she changed jobs and moved over to the city attorney’s office, drafting or researching countless ordinances and becoming the resident expert on everything from consolidation to the legality of killing pigeons in a park. “She is just an incredible source of knowledge,” says Hall. Osradker can keep working as long as she is able. In 1986, Congress and President Ronald Reagan did away with the mandatory retirement age.

“Now I’m too stubborn to retire,” she says. “Retire is not a word I like to hear.”

A single woman, Osradker has travelled to nearly every continent, learned to fix her vintage 1950s car with the aid of a subscription to Popular Mechanics, and once wrote a sitcom about office life that almost became a network pilot. Hall says she is usually one of the first people to arrive at work at 7:15 a.m. with a copy of the newspaper and a boiled egg. On her work desk is a thick stack of files (“That’s to impress you,” she tells a visitor) and a big-screen computer. She has little use for the Internet or modern jargon.

“Use plain one-syllable words with me,” she insists. “Do not use initials. You have to have it in simple form for someone to understand how something works.” Or as she says by way of summarizing her job, “I like my ordinances to be legal.” •

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Shelby County Survivor

Bobby Lanier, a nearly inseparable aide to three county mayors before Mayor A C Wharton forced him to retire in August over his role in securing an increase in Tom Jones’ pension, is once again working for Wharton.

Lanier is working for Wharton’s reelection. The mayor says Lanier “is not doing county work” and is being paid not from county funds but out of Wharton’s campaign fund — A C Wharton for Public Service — which had $234,782 in it at last report (September 30th).

Wharton came into the mayor’s office in 2002 promising to clear up the ethical muddle that had auditors examining the credit card, travel, dining, and entertainment expenditures of elected and appointed county officials. On balance he has, but in this case he has made it worse.

For nearly 30 years, Lanier was to “county work” what Hubie Brown was to professional basketball. He lived and breathed it as the right-hand man to mayors Wharton, Jim Rout, and Bill Morris. He can work the phones, shake the trees, and raise money with the best of ’em when an election is coming up. But the next county mayoral election is not until August. That would be August 2006.

It’s not unusual for city or county employees to take jobs in the private or nonprofit sector that bring them back into contact with their own colleagues. But Lanier’s turnaround is unique because he retired over a breach of trust with Wharton over Jones’ pension.

An in-house investigation ordered by the mayor concluded that Lanier “circumvented” Wharton’s instructions and “miscommunicated to other administration employees” what those instructions were. The report likened their collective actions to a “conspiracy.” Shelby County public affairs director Susan Adler Thorp also resigned at the same time, and two other county employees — Janet Shipman and Waverly Seward — received letters of reprimand.

Wharton said he was out of the loop when an administrative action orchestrated by Lanier gave Jones an early retirement pension. “Anybody knows it should have been brought to my attention whether I agreed with it or disagreed with it,” Wharton told the Flyer in August. Now Lanier is back on Wharton’s team.

As chairman of the Shelby County Retirement Board, Wharton’s attempt to undo Jones’ pension was itself undone by a 9-1 vote, reaffirming, in effect, the actions of Thorp, Shipman, and Seward. And there are fresh questions about how much Wharton was out of the loop. An affidavit signed by Lanier this month says he told Wharton back in April that Jones intended to exercise his rights to reemployment with the county as a civil servant in order to apply for his pension.

This is not exactly how Wharton remembers it. He has said he “naively assumed” Jones would have to come back in an appointed position and that his pension would be discussed by the board, not approved administratively.

It may seem a hair-splitting difference, but it sparked an investigation and a review of Civil Service rights and cost two employees their jobs and two more a public spanking.

Wharton suggests politics and county work can be separated into two distinct boxes. Old Bobby was in one box. New Bobby is in another box. When he announced the resignations of Lanier and Thorp back in August, Wharton said his staff must behave as if “there are no off days.” Yes, there are. County government is honest work, but it’s not Homeland Security. And Wharton’s own actions often seem to be the product of a political cost-benefit analysis.

Why did the mayor announce this month that it would be “suicidal” to raise county property taxes next year, when the 2006 election will be on the minds of commissioners and, perchance, a political opponent or two?

If Lanier “circumvented” and “miscommunicated” Wharton’s will, then why is he still working for him? Does Lanier tell the mayor anything and everything he knows that might help him get reelected but bite his tongue if it has anything to do with “county work”?

Why did Wharton jawbone the retirement board into changing the Jones pension, and then why did the board do a 180 later as Wharton recused himself? In light of the board’s affirmation of the original Jones pension, why is Thorp out, replaced by two people with backgrounds in marketing and political campaigns?

When he had two staff vacancies this year, why did Wharton turn to Commissioner Linda Rendtorff and state senator Roscoe Dixon to fill them?

In a word, the answer is politics. But in the spirit of the season, if you see Wharton and Lanier together, believe if you will that they are discussing the Grizzlies or the weather or their Christmas lists. Anything but county work.

And watch out for flying reindeer.

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EDITORIAL

Those who consider Shelby County mayor A C Wharton the epitome of political consensus and those who regard him as essentially a frontman for established interests might withhold further judgment pending the outcome of his current campaign to revamp Shelby County’s revenue options.

In proposing a three-tiered set of options for the property tax, each involving a different segment of the county’s developmental infrastructure, the county mayor hopes to break loose the logjam that has long forestalled any fundamental change in the tax system. Though Wharton himself would not choose to put it this way, his initiative seems aimed at creating fissures in a front of opposition to tax overhaul by the county’s realtors, home builders, and developers.

On Monday, the 13-member County Commission mustered eight votes to endorse legislative consideration of a real estate transfer tax, to be assessed on sales of real property, while deferring action on two other proposed levies — an impact fee and a so-called adequate facilities tax. Realtors would be most directly affected by the real estate transfer tax, while the burden of the other two would fall in varying degree on homebuilders and developers.

Although spokesmen for the three industries were on hand Monday to express an across-the-board resistance to all the proposals, intense negotiations were under way behind the scenes, with at least one prominent developer, Rusty Hyneman, said to be playing a leading role. At some point between now and the commission’s next meeting on January 10th, a consensus is likely to emerge behind one of the three proposals. The key to that was signaled in a parliamentary move made Monday, when commissioners accepted an amendment from David Lillard to confine potential new revenues from the proposed transfer tax to use for educational purposes.

If sentiment should shift to one of the other proposed taxes, a similar provision would likely be appended to it.

Though legislative opponents of a new tax pointed to the relative narrowness of Monday’s vote, the fact remains that it crossed party lines, and the Tennessee General Assembly, which must approve any of the proposed plans, might well look with favor on a revenue option earmarked for education.

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Smuggle Cops

As a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) inspector, Daryl Victor has seen some bizarre attempts to smuggle illegal wildlife and wildlife products into the country.

While working at the USFWS Law Enforcement Office in Atlanta, he helped detain an airline employee who’d tried to smuggle in a live monkey by taping it under her arm. His office was called to meet the plane upon landing after the pilot saw the monkey running loose on board; it had escaped after the smuggler fell asleep. He caught another guy walking off a plane with an elephant tusk under his arm, and he once seized a tropical fish hidden in a water bottle.

The importation and exportation of wildlife and products made from certain wildlife skins and meats is only legal at designated ports in 14 cities across the country. On January 5th, Memphis, along with Louisville and Houston, will be added to the list of ports. Victor will be supervising the new Memphis office.

“Memphis was chosen because of the layout of the other designated ports. They form a circle around the U.S. Besides Denver, there was nothing internal,” said Victor.

The site was also chosen because Memphis International Airport, thanks to FedEx, ranks as the world’s largest processor of international airfreight.

The Memphis port will have three main offices — one at the airport to intercept smuggling passengers and check in legal import/export items, a main cargo office for commercial dealers of wildlife and related products, and one at FedEx that will handle wildlife products but no live animals.

At a designated port, certain animals and products are legal for import and export, but they must be declared at the USFWS office. Items such as ivory, caviar, zebra skins, and tropical fish and birds must be declared, and the office will decide the legality of each item. They also handle shipments for zoos, circuses, and laboratory animals for scientific research. The office doesn’t handle domestic animals or domestic products.

“We’ll have inspectors here on January 5th, and we’ll be doing exactly what the customs office does,” said Victor. “When a plane lands here with cargo, if they find wildlife products or live wildlife there, that would go through us. If it’s not declared, we’ll be checking to see if it was a mistake or if it’s smuggling.”

According to Victor, wildlife ranks second to drugs for smuggling. In fiscal year 2004, wildlife inspectors processed more than 146,000 wildlife shipments nationwide.

The office uses various national and international laws and treaties, such as the Endangered Species Act, the Marine Mammal Act, and the African Elephant Conservation Act, to determine the legality of wildlife and wildlife items. The Lacey Act, the nation’s first federal wildlife protection law, gives the office the right to enforce the laws of other countries.

“Brazil is a great example. They have zero tolerance on their wildlife and wildlife products coming out of the country,” said Victor. “If you don’t have a permit from the exporting country, we seize the items.”

Seized items are held until the case is resolved. Live animals are held at special facilities, but Victor said the office does not kill wildlife. Animals taken from the wild are not released back, however, because it’s nearly impossible to determine exactly where they came from.

The penalty for smuggling can range from being forced to turn over the animal or product to the government to fines or jail time.

Victor said he had no idea what types of smuggling may turn up in Memphis, but he suspects his office will quickly become one of the busiest in the nation.

“We think having the overnight [FedEx shipping] and the [future] NAFTA Highway 69 will cause the Memphis office to become one of the busiest USFWS ports,” said Victor. “Memphis is very serious about becoming an international hub, and it’s generally quicker and cheaper to bring things through here.” •

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