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A Bantamweight Beale?

According to the Clarion Ledger, residents of Jackson, Mississippi, are getting antsy about the city’s two-block Farish Street Entertainment District.

In 2004, the city spent $12 million on street improvements and leased the space to Performa CEO John Elkington. So far, Wet Willie’s daiquiri bar, B.B. King’s Blues Club, the Funny Bone, and Crescent City Café, among others, are planning to open Farish Street locations, but the question is when.
Elkington apparently thought new businesses would start opening in April, but it seems construction has been stalled for at least the last two months. “This is a complex property,” Elkington was quoted as saying, “and we’re doing it the right way. If I wasn’t as experienced as we are in these kind of projects, I’d probably give up.”

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Triple Putz?

Seems that hometown hottie Justin Timberlake might be the victim of a plague inking its way across the nation — bad tattoos.

Timberlake sports one of the seemingly ubiquitous Chinese lettering tattoos in the upcoming flick Alpha Dog, in which he plays one Frankie Ballenbacher. The character is based on legendary badass Jesse James Hollywood, a drug dealer who became one of the youngest men ever to be on the FBI’s most wanted list.

Needless to say, a tough guy drug dealer needs an equally tough guy tattoo, no? According to the site www.hanzismatter.com, which specializes in translating Chinese letter tattoos, the letters “tattooed” on Timberlake for the role spell out… ICE SKATING.

Now we at the Flyer don’t have a translator on staff, but judging from this Chinese guy’s site, he knows a little more about the subject than some Hollywood makeup artist. It could be worse, though JT. One girl who sent in a photo of her tattoo for translation was crushed to find out it meant CRAZY DIARRHEA. Skate on!

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We’re Here to Help

From a business story in Sunday’s Commercial Appeal: “The UrbanArt Commission, working with the Memphis Medical Center, has landed the 2006 Knight Foundation Charrette, a community-wide design process that will focus on Winchester Park, the area of town most commonly referred to as Intown.”

That area of town is called Intown? Commonly? And what exactly is a “charrette”? From the Architecture Archives site: “The term ‘charette’ (apparently, the French prefer one “r”) evolved from a pre-1900 exercise at the Ecole des Beaux Arts in France. Architectural students were given a design problem to solve within an allotted time. When that time was up, the students would rush their drawings from the studio to the Ecole in a cart called a charrette. Students often jumped in the cart to finish drawings on the way. The term evolved to refer to the intense design exercise itself. Today it refers to a creative process akin to visual brainstorming that is used by design professionals to develop solutions to a design problem within a limited timeframe.”

Well, that clears that up.

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Highballs and Hardballs

Highballs and Hardballs
Around here, it’s not unusual to see folks cocktailing at noon. Heck, it’s not even unusual to see it well before noon. And by three in the afternoon, my friend, you’re simply late to the game. Guess some Yankees just can’t handle the hard-drinkin’ ways of us Memphians.

Pretty soft, for those working on a show called Hardball, if you ask us. From the show’s official blog, “Hardblogger,” regarding Chris Matthews’ time here for the Southern Republican Leadership Conference:

Drinkin and politickin’ (Mark Murray, NBC News Political Reporter): Who says drinkin’ and politickin’ don’t mix—especially here in the South? It’s exactly 3:00 p.m. Memphis time and the bar here in the lobby of The Peabody is packed with people sipping cosmopolitans, wine, beers, and mixed drinks. Which brings us to this question: Are the speeches so far that tedious?

Ah, Mark, not to worry. There are things much stranger than hard drinking at 3 p.m. From the show’s producer comes this entertaining little nugget: It’s hard out here for a duck: Duck Watch: Day Two (Shelby Poduch, Hardball Producer) It was a big Friday night in Memphis, and after a day full of SRLC happenings, the parties have started and one burning question still looms: What’s going on with the ducks?
Turns out they were spending Friday night the same way as many of the conference goers: just chilling out. My search took me to the roof of the historic hotel, to a place known as “The Royal Duck Palace.” No, seriously, “The Royal Duck Palace.”

All work and no play makes for boring ducks, and no one likes a boring duck, so when they’re not busy marching or making appearances in the lobby fountain, the five ducks hang out here at the Palace. (Note to self: remind MTV’s “Cribs” producers to stop by and check it out.) We’re talking wading pool with spouting duck fountain, green grassy romping area, an actual Duck Palace (think very large dollhouse,) not to mention a giant mural painted behind the Palace.
Unlike the unsavory characters Memphis natives Three 6 Mafia rap about, it’s not hard out here for a duck.

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Cash & Carry

Cash & Carry
Ring of Fire, a musical tribute to Johnny Cash, who began his long, storied career at Memphis’ Sun Studio, opened at Broadway’s Ethel Barrymore theatre on Sunday, and the New York critics haven’t been terribly kind. The New York Times’ Ben Brantley claimed that Ring of Fire “wrestles with a real bad case of the cutes,” and then compared the musical’s singers to performers on The Lawrence Welk Show. The New York Post’s Clive Barnes described the lighthearted tribute to The Man in Black as, “a Cash-and-carry anthology,” and The New York Sun‘s Eric Grode called Ring of Fire “the theme-park-ready Johnny Cash jukebox musical that has yelped its way to Broadway.”

Only USA Today’s Elysa Gardner seemed to like Ring of Fire, noting that the cast “offers some of the best singing you’re likely to hear on Broadway this season.” Gardner’s compliments came at the expense of another Memphis icon whose musical tribute opened on Broadway in 2005. “As anyone who suffered through last year’s Elvis-themed karaoke contest All Shook Up could tell you,” Gardner wrote, “not all musical-theater voices are suited to rawer, rootsier material.” Read more.

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Politics Politics Feature

Take It Back Lessons

You spend every morning forwarding anti-Bush e-mails to all your friends. You bitch about the sad, sad state of our country to anyone who will listen. But are you really making a difference?

The folks at Democracy for America are in Memphis this weekend (March 25th-26th) to teach Democrats ways to be more effective in getting their message out and taking back the reins of power. The DFA Training Academy at Southwestern Tennessee Community College’s Macon campus features local and national experts on campaign management, field organizing, communications, and grassroots advocacy.

On Saturday night, Democracy for Tennessee will host a screening of the documentary, Take It Back: The Movement for Democracy and Howard Dean.
To register, go here.

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R.I.P. Oleg, Enter Justin

Did we hear correctly that William Rast, the new clothing line created by Justin Timberlake and his friend Trace Ayala (along with Danny Guez who also helped with Eve’s Fetish and Bow Wow’s Shago), was inspired in part by the General Store at Shelby Forest?

The line is named after a grandfather of Timberlake and a grandfather of Ayala. William Rast is not groundbreaking stuff. It’s mostly T-shirts and jeans — albeit T-shirts and jeans that cost $42 and $180, respectively. It doesn’t seem to be available locally but you can order it online here.

And there’s also a good story on William Rast from The Village Voice here.

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Blue Light Special

From the Nashville Tennessean today: the Tennessee Highway Patrol’s promotion methods are corrupt and thoroughly tainted by politics, according to Kroll Government Services, a New-York-based agency tapped by Governor Phil Bredesen to study the THP’s suspect hiring and promotions policy. The report states that troopers with better test scores and stronger records are often passed over for promotions in favor of those who are politically well connected.

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FROM MY SEAT: A Game Abused

Thank the stars for the NCAA basketball tournament. Because after this month’s baseball news, a nice, overhyped sports distraction is more than a little welcome. At least till Opening Day, April 3rd.

First there was the death March 6th of Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett, a modern sports teddy-bear if ever there was one during his playing days with the Minnesota Twins. The sad epilogue to Puckett’s life, of course, included the glaucoma that ended his playing career, legal troubles that revealed a personal life that was hardly angelic, then finally the extraordinary weight gain which, one must presume, contributed to the stroke that ended his life at age 45.

The contrast couldn’t be greater: a player who seemed most alive whenever we saw him in uniform, cut down so soon, his charms already having faded in the public eye. A dramatic reminder — once again — that the heroes we cheer on our playing fields remain very human.

Then came March 7th, and the revelation that an upcoming book will chronicle — in great detail — the steroid usage of one Barry Lamar Bonds. “Game of Shadows,” written by San Francisco Chronicle reporters Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams will serve as the most thorough, well-nigh definitive case against a baseball player who has repeatedly claimed he’s been steroid-free as he nears the hallowed career homer record of Hank Aaron. With the news breaking while the baseball world collectively mourned Kirby Puckett, the first World Baseball Classic was left as so much sideline distraction for lovers of our national pastime. Commissioner Bud Selig — the mind behind the marketing gizmo that is the WBC — has officially crossed Bonds off his Christmas list. (Bonds actually did Selig a favor by withdrawing from consideration for Team USA in the WBC. Had he been in uniform for the stars and stripes, baseball would have had a perfect storm.) If Selig had the brass, he’d ban Bonds, and immediately. Legal issues be damned. The commissioner’s office exists, after all, to protect the integrity of the game.

Where do baseball fans go now? How do we cheer? And for whom? Can a home-run record be broken if no one acknowledges it? All these questions remain to be answered as the six-month marathon that is a major-league baseball season opens next month. And as distasteful as it may be, Bonds will be at the center of discussion for each and every deliberation in ballparks coast to coast.

I, for one, can’t see how Bonds can play in any stadium outside San Francisco. He has been considered a cheat by many for years . . . without an entire book devoted to exposing his super-sizing methods. Even before he allegedly began doping, in 1998, Bonds was a menacing boor, and a player incapable of harmony with the media or, worse, his fans. As brash, as overtly arrogant as Bonds is, he’s ironically exactly the kind of personality who might thrive under the thunderous boos he’ll hear. “Sure enough,” one can imagine him thinking, “the world’s in my way. Only one thing to do . . . knock it down.”

Is Bonds a Hall of Famer? Not as long as Pete Rose remains a pariah. I’ve heard it argued by several pundits that, since Bonds had Hall-worthy numbers before he turned to steroids, his place in Cooperstown is still reserved. Such an argument is as blind as poor Kirby Puckett’s bad eye. If a player can be judged “before cheating” and “after cheating,” then Pete Rose — he of more hits than any other player in the game’s history, remember — should be inducted tomorrow. Every one of those hits came before he was caught betting on the game that made him a legend.

The saddest part of the Bonds legacy? Every home run hit this year (every year?) will bring with it a question: Is he or isn’t he? Unless your name is David Eckstein, when you go deep, fans are going to wonder what’s in your medicine cabinet. Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro, and the newly exposed Barry Bonds. ’Roid Royalty we might brand them. One of the few sports stories you’ll ever read where there is absolutely no winner.

Now, back to my bracket. George Mason?!

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GADFLY: Uncivil War in Iraq

Civil war? What civil war?

            In a page taken from the Clinton “it depends on
what the meaning of ‘is’ is,” the powers that be in the Bush Administration are
bending over backwards to deny that the sectarian violence which has been
racking Iraq for months, suddenly ratcheting up in recent weeks with

the bombing of a mosque in Samarra, and hundreds of Iraqis turning up dead in
execution-style killings
, constitutes a civil war.

Dick Cheney


Donald Rumsfeld


and his military minions
have all denied the existence of a civil war.
Remember what they say about not believing something until it’s officially
denied?

            However, most of the people either “on the
ground,” or with their ears to it, seem to disagree. Ayad Allawi, the U.S.’s
hand-picked interim prime minister of Iraq, has been quoted as

saying the country is in the midst of a civil war
. The New York Times’
bureau chief in Baghdad, John Burns,

has said the country has been in a civil war for some time
,. The prominent
(and militarily well-connected) Democrat, John Murtha,

has said the same thing
as has at least one outspoken Republican war
veteran, Chuck Hagel, the Republican senator from Nebraska, who

said the following
:

The former prime minister [Allawi] is correct. I think we have had a low-grade
civil war going on in Iraq, certainly the last six months, maybe the last year.
Our own generals have told me that privately. So that’s a fact.

            I agree that there is not a civil war in Iraq,
since there is nothing civil about the conflict between the Shi’ite and Sunnis
that is killing,

according to Allawi
, 50 to 60 people every day, and well over 1,000 so far.
All this denial and avoidance by the administration made me think the only thing
Rummy and Co. would recognize as a civil war in Iraq was if the factions came
out one day dressed in the costumes so popular with re-enactors of the American
civil war, the Sunnis in Blue and the Shiites in Grey.

            But then Rumsfeld appeared to debunk that
notion when

he said
(about a civil war in Iraq), “I don’t think it’ll look like the
United States’ civil war.”. His statement, hedging as it did about his
uncertainty that the combatants in an Iraqi civil war might look like the ones
at Gettysburg or Shiloh, reinforces my belief that’s exactly what it will take
for the likes of Rummy to admit the existence of a civil war in Iraq.

            No one questions that the conflicts involving
the Serbs and Croats in Bosnia, the Hutus and Tutsis in Rwanda, the Christians
and Muslims in Lebanon, or for that matter, the war between the North and South
Vietnamese, were all civil wars. They all had common elements, whether
conflicting political ideologies, ethnicity, religious beliefs, or claims to
territory or governance, which are also present in the Iraqi civil war, and they
all involved the killings of and by fellow countrymen. The other common element?
To one degree or another, most foreign civil wars have been either the cause or
effect of American meddling.

            So what’s the problem with admitting Iraq has
fallen into a state of civil war? Well, it’s the same reason the administration
has difficulty admitting that the presence of American troops not only has
failed to stem the tide of terror, but has actually increased and served as a
spawning ground for it. If our war president and his stooges can successfully
deny the existence of a civil war, he can avoid taking any responsibility for it
(an evasion he has raised to a high art). But more importantly, once it is
generally accepted that Iraq has degenerated into a state of civil war, any
remaining rationale for a continued American presence evaporates, as does what
little public support remains for that intervention. It’s one thing to build a
nation; it’s quite another to have to dodge IED’s, RPG’s and bullets just to
preside over its self destruction.

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