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FROM MY SEAT: A Championship Brunch

What a difference
a year makes. There stood University of Memphis guard Darius Washington Saturday
afternoon, under the same basket where — on this very weekend a year earlier,
in the same event — his missed free throws broke the heart of anyone with even
a casual interest in Tiger basketball. The difference this year? Washington was
standing on a ladder . . . and he was cutting that net down.

The 5th-ranked U
of M Tigers beat the 25th-ranked UAB Blazers, 57-46, in a low-scoring,
late-morning affair at FedExForum, to win the 2006 Conference USA tournament
championship. And pardon Tiger Nation for considering the win historic. This was
the program’s first conference tourney title since 1987 (the year before Elliot
Perry arrived, folks) and the first time in 21 years Memphis claimed both a
regular season and tournament championship (that 1985 Tiger squad reached, ahem,
the Final Four). In front of 16,607 fans who found their cheering voices a
little early, John Calipari’s sixth Memphis team became only the second in
school history to win 30 games in a season.

Having lost to UAB
in Birmingham merely nine days earlier, the Tigers took their home floor with
something all too rare this season: something to prove. And sometimes the proof
of a team’s worth comes wrapped in irony.

The Tigers’ two
all-conference stars — Washington and senior Rodney Carney — scored a total of
five points in the first half. But three of the team’s five precocious freshmen
— Shawne Williams, Antonio Anderson, and Robert Dozier — poured in 21. The U
of M shot merely 32 percent from the field over the game’s first 20 minutes. But
six of their 11 field goals were three-pointers. Score at halftime? Memphis 32,
UAB 22.

With Joey Dorsey
— called by Calipari the team’s “fourth star” after the game — grabbing 12
rebounds and the Tigers holding UAB to 27-percent shooting for the game, the
outcome after halftime was hardly ever in doubt. Williams led all scorers with
18 points and was named the tournament’s most valuable player. (Dorsey and
Carney joined Williams on the all-tourney team.)

“Our freshmen play
like upperclassmen,” said Carney after the game, his white championship-cap
pulled low on his brow. “This is the greatest senior year anyone could possibly
have.” Looking for a promising sign as the Tigers enter the NCAA tournament?
Consider the Tigers’ C-USA Player of the Year shot 3 of 14 Saturday, and Memphis
still beat a top-25 team by nine points. Having played his last college game in
Memphis, Carney still received the ultimate praise from his coach. “Rodney is
playing for his teammates,” said Calipari, “and that makes me very proud.”

Will the Tigers
enter the Big Dance as a number-one seed? If they do, it’ll be yet another first
in the program’s history (the 1985 squad was a two-seed). “Without a doubt,”
said UAB coach Mike Anderson, responding to this very question. “They almost
went undefeated in the conference, and played a tough schedule outside the
conference.”

“We want to make
every game hard for our opponent,” said Calipari. “And we’re trying to make it
very, very hard for that committee [not to seed us first],” he stressed. Look
for the Tigers to get the top seed in the Oakland region, their first game to be
played either Thursday or Friday.

“My job now is to
be the best communicator I’ve ever been in my life,” said Calipari. “I’m telling
these guys [the NCAA tournament] is not a six-game tournament. Each trip we take
is a two-game tournament. Win that, and you get to play another.”

By the way,
Darius Washington scored the 1,000th point of his superb two-year career midway
through the second half Saturday. It came on a free throw.

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News The Fly-By

WHAT’S SHAKING?

The Federal Emergency Management Agency announced last month that preparing for a catastrophic earthquake along the New Madrid fault is a top priority. To ensure there will be housing for any potential victims of an earthquake in Memphis, FEMA is preparing 500,000 trailers that will be shipped to Canada later this month.

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FRIST LEADS STRAW-VOTE POLL

Results of the presidential-preference straw-vote poll at the Southern Republican Leadership Convention, held in Memphis at The Peabody this past weekend, March 9-12:

 BIll Frist — 36.9%
Mitt Romney — 14.4%
George Allen — 10.3%
Pres. Bush (write-in) — 10.3%
Sen. John McCain — 4.6%
Gov. Mike Huckabee — 3.8%
Other (write in) — 3.0%
Gov. George Pataki — 2.7%
Sec/State Condi Rice — 2.2%
Sen. Sam Brownback — 1.5%
Mayor Rudy Giuliani — 1.1%
Rep. Newt Gingrich — 0.9%
Sen. Chuck Hagel — 0.2%

Totals ballots cast: 1427

A victory by Senator Frist, a Tennessean with much home-state support, was expected, and most advance speculation concerned the order and degree of support that runner-ups might earn.

The write-in vote for President Bush was orchestrated by supporters of Senator McCain, in an effort — most observers assumed — to minimize the prospect of a third-place finish or worst for McCain. Adding the two votes (Bush; McCain) together would have put McCain in second place with 14.9 percent.

The real surprise was the strong showing of Romney, a Northeasterner with a moderate position on social issues. It was generally credited to his strong speech to delegates on Friday.

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Politics Politics Feature

GADFLY: It’s That Time Again

BIll Frist

Loath as I am to make predictions about almost anything,
having missed every prediction I’ve made in the last year from my homies’ (the
Pittsburgh Steelers’) victory in the Super Bowl to the price of a gallon of gas,
I am also a big believer in that old saw about the past being prologue. So it is
with some fear and trepidation that I make the following prediction: There will
be a terrorist attack, or at least dire warnings about one, in this country,
sometime within the next several months (and certainly before the November ’06
mid-term elections) .

The circumstances are ripe either for another terrorist
attack or for the removal of the cobwebs from

the terrorist warning system
. No, it’s not because our  preparedness for an
attack is non-existent, because security at our ports (both sea and air) has
been shown to be about as tight as a sieve, because FEMA has been shown to be
utterly incompetent, or even because our National Guard, which would have to
respond in the event of a domestic terrorist attack, has been

decimated by its repeated deployment to Iraq
. It’s because the political
climate dictates a return to a tactic that’s been successful for this
administration in the past. 

With the president at an all-time low in popularity, and an

all-time high in disapproval
, the Republican party in a shambles (thanks, in
part to the Dubai ports debacle), and the country starting to believe that
Democrats are

more worthy of confidence
on the Republicans’ go-to issue of national
security, there is only one thing that will save the President, and his party: a
terrorist attack, or at least sounding the alarm bells that one is imminent. 

It’s no secret that

the terrorist alert/warning system has been manipulated
to benefit the
popularity rating of the administration. In a well-documented study of the
confluence of political conditions and the issuance of terrorist warnings,
entitled “The Nexus of Politics and Terror,” Keith Olberman, the articulate host
of the MSNBC show “Countdown,” revealed on the show, and in a

posting on his blog
that on at least 13 occasions, the issuance of terrorist
“alerts,” had coincided with events he called “political downturns” for the Bush
administration. He summarizes the findings by saying:

But, if merely a reasonable case can be made that any of these juxtapositions
of events are more than just coincidences, it underscores the need for questions
to be asked in this country – questions about what is prudence, and what is
fear-mongering; questions about which is the threat of death by terror, and
which is the terror of threat.

Let’s not forget the effect the Bin Laden tape that was
revealed (again, no doubt fortuitously) just before the 2004 presidential
election had on the outcome of that election.
Even President Bush has acknowledged that probability.

It continues to amaze me that, despite the overwhelming
evidence of this administration’s incompetence in the “war on terror,” the
country has, at least until recently, continued to believe that Bush is their
man when it comes to protecting them from a terrorist attack. I commented about
this in an earlier piece entitled “Who
You Gonna Call
,” in which I said:

But how stupid do you have to be to believe that a man who’s demonstrably
incapable of prosecuting a successful campaign to bring down (“dead or alive”)
our avowed “Public Enemy Number One,” [Bin Laden] is the man for the job, or
worse, that even if we’re attacked again, he still deserves to be considered our
protector. How many more times do we really need to be fooled?

And so, with
the prospect that the Republicans will be brought down in the upcoming elections
by their, and their leader’s, tanking popularity ratings, the imminence of
additional disclosures of ethical scandals in the Congressional (read:
Republican) bribery investigations (read: Abramoff), the likelihood that Patrick
Fitzgerald will bring his other shoe down, hard, on Karl Rove in the continuing
“Plamegate” investigation, and the general implosion by spontaneous political
combustion of the Republican party as we know it, the harbingers are clear. The
only thing that may save Bush and his party is their time-tested go-to tactic:
Be afraid, be very afraid.

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Music Music Features

Last (?) Stand for Band

The Coach & Four/Arma Secreta show that’s scheduled for The Vault Friday, March 10th, is more than just a regular weekend gig. Shortly after unplugging his guitar and leaving the stage, Coach & Four guitarist Brad Stanfill will board a plane headed west, to his new home in Hawaii. It will be the group’s last show for a while: Although Stanfill confirms plans to return to Memphis at some point, he can’t commit to a date.

Right now, Stanfill and his bandmates — co-singer and guitarist Luke White, drummer Daniel Farris, keyboardist J.D. Lovelace, and bassist Tony Dixon — are cloistered inside Midtown studio Unclaimed Recordings, putting the final touches on an EP that they plan to release on the Makeshift label in late summer.

“It’s the first time we’ve been able to go into the studio with someone else footing the bill,” Stanfill says, “which is really nice.”

The past couple of months have been active for the Coach & Four: Their 2004 debut disc, Unlimited Symmetry, is slated to go into a second pressing, and tracks from that album were picked up by XM Radio and broadcast via its (un)Signed station, Channel 52. The band recorded a cut, “Hearts & Arrows,” that was included on the Makeshift #4 compilation released in February. And Stanfill recently released Nest, a disc of home recordings from his side project with collaborator John Garland, which is currently available at Shangri-La Records.

“People called and e-mailed us from all over the country after hearing us on XM,” says White. “It was an amazing response, considering that because of school and work schedules, we never got out on the road.”

“Every band has dreams of doing the whole tour thing — the stadium dream,” Stanfill says, “but all of us are ordinary working people who can’t afford [the luxury of] playing music for a living.”

Still, the Coach & Four managed to parlay the satellite radio airplay and MySpace networking into a bona fide success story, selling 1,000 copies of Unlimited Symmetry to a national audience.

While the band’s on hold, White says that he plans to refocus his attention on a solo career and collaborations with other musicians on the Makeshift roster, including a possible songwriters tour similar to the Undertow Orchestra (featuring Vic Chesnutt, David Bazaan, Mark Eitzel, and Will Johnson) that hit the Hi-Tone Café last month.

“My agenda is completely open-ended,” Stanfill says of his Hawaiian sabbatical. “I’ll be blowin’ in the wind, so to speak.”

Mark your calendars for Monday, March 20th, the next meeting of the Musicians’ Advisory Council, a spin-off of the Memphis & Shelby County Music Commission. While the MSCMC has proven wholly ineffectual, MAC — led by chairman Richard Cushing, frontman for FreeWorld — has managed to provide a positive forum for local musicians since its inception in early 2004. So far, the organization has run circles around its bogged-down-in-bureaucracy, government-subsidized counterpart, establishing a free parking initiative for Beale Street musicians, building a functioning Web site (at Memphis-Musicians.org), and launching a summer concert series in Court Square.

Attend MAC’s monthly meetings, held in the boardroom at Emerge Memphis (516 Tennessee St.), and you can help pound out the details for the 2006 Court Square concert series, plot the creation of an annual, local music-awards show that will supersede the Premier Player Awards, and rub shoulders with industry professionals like Nashid Madyun, executive director of Discoveries of Gibson, a nonprofit division of Gibson Musical Instruments. Madyun will be delivering the details on an upcoming educational outreach program geared toward local players.

For more information, go to the MAC Web site or check out its MySpace page, http://groups.MySpace.com/MemphisMusicians.

After a successful first month, Hope Clayborn and the Broken String Collective are continuing their Thursday night residency at the Full Moon Club. Hip-hop group the Tunnel Clones, neo-soul singer Valencia Robinson, Solstice/Public Enemy guitarist Khari Wynn, and jazz-meets-soul vocalist Lynn Cardona have all jammed with Clayborn in sets that start at 9:30 p.m. For details, visit MySpace.com/HopeClayborn or BrokenStringRecords.com.

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Dive Bar

Watching the recent winter Olympics has reminded me of one of the weirdest days of my life.

I used to work on fishing boats up in Alaska, and one of our annual highlights was stopping off in Ketchikan on our way back to Seattle. Not that there’s much to do in Ketchikan, but after four months on a boat with three other guys with your only connection to civilization being a tin-and-plywood cannery, you get excited about any place with paved streets — and bars.

On this particular August day we rolled in for our annual homebound bender under the usual foggy, rainy skies. We started in the Sourdough, a legendary stop on the Alaska drinking circuit. The first time I went in there, half the place was drunk at 10 a.m.

I sat down at the bar and told an old-timer sitting next to me, “Well, I better get started. I only get drunk a couple times a year!”

“Me too,” he said, “but each time lasts about six months.” With a wave of laughter around the bar, we were off.

I struck up a conversation with another guy, just in from packing yellowfin sole off Russia. As I was talking, I noticed he was keeping an eye on the TV screen. And on that screen was Olympic platform diving. At one point, we stopped talking and watched a dive, and as soon as the diver hit the water, this fellow harrumphed, “Well, that won’t do him no good. That wasn’t but an 86, maybe an 87.” I contemplated the odd things Alaskan drunks will think they know something about … then the diver’s score flashed up: 86.79. My companion mumbled, “See ya in four years, pal.” Then he took another swig of his beer.

Next up was a Chinese diver, and while he was standing on the edge of the platform, my compatriot informed me that “this guy, last time, totally nailed a triple-lutz tuck” or somesuch, and after the Chinese diver had thrown himself through 11 different positions in a tumble to the pool, my guy said, “Well, that was good, but not like last time. Probably an 89.” The score flashed: 88.64.

Now this guy had my attention. I asked him what was what, and he casually said, “Oh, I used to do some diving back in school. You learn to see what the judges are looking for.” He pointed down the bar and said, “Him too.” Another large, unshaven man in Carharts waved a Budweiser at me, then all eyes went back to the TV for another dive.

When this one was over, there was a collective grunt from the Alaskan judges, and beers were lifted to lips without comment. I asked how that dive went — all I can ever judge is the splash — and my new friend said, “Well, he didn’t do a thing right. He tucked too soon, his rotations were all off, and he went way over on the bottom. That was an 82 at the most.”

I checked for the score, and it came up 91.65. Several calls of “WHAT?” went around the bar. “A NINETY-TWO?” my new friend screamed. He looked all over the bar, searching for understanding. Patrons were shaking their heads and ordering more beers, presumably to wash away the disbelief. When word spread that the diver was “a Russkie,” there was more grumbling.

The madness peaked a few minutes later when an American diver, needing to nail something for a medal, stepped to the edge of the platform, and all around the Sourdough there were shouts of “Okay, now!” and “All right, Bobby, nail this one!” And then silence — followed by disaster.

No, he didn’t hit his head on the platform. I don’t remember what he did, actually, but it was so bad the announcer let out an “Oh, dear,” and the Sourdough started emptying slowly, like a football stadium when the home team has clearly lost.

My crew was leaving too, heading for the Pioneer Bar, where I hoped they’d have something else on TV.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

Extra Helpings

Mark your calendar for a star-studded benefit dinner at Wally Joe restaurant on Sunday, March 26th. The dinner benefits Share Our Strength’s program to fight childhood hunger.

Chef/owner Wally Joe has invited five nationally acclaimed chefs who will each be in charge of one course, leaving two courses to Joe and his pastry chef Jorge Noriega. The lineup for that night includes Johnny Iuzzini, pastry chef at Jean Georges in New York City. Iuzzini was voted one of America’s top-10 pastry chefs by Pastry Art & Design magazine in 2003 and 2004 and is known for surprising diners with desserts that are outstanding and different. Chocolate goat cheese, anybody?

Shawn McClain owns three highly renowned restaurants in Chicago. He serves up high-end Asian-infused Continental food at his restaurant Spring; inventive, mostly vegetarian, small plates at Green Zebra; and modern American cuisine with an emphasis on artisan meats at Custom House.

Kevin Rathbun of Rathbun’s and Krog Bar in Atlanta has worked in upscale kitchens around the South since he was 14 years old. His preparations are modern American, and his menu offers items such as sea scallop Benedict and Hamachi crudo.

Bob Waggoner, executive chef at Charleston Grill in Charleston, South Carolina, fuses low-country cooking with his own French-influenced technique to create contemporary “Southern haute cuisine,” such as Maine lobster tempura over lemon grits and roasted venison tenderloin over sawmill gravy.

Last but not least: Don Yamauchi, executive chef at Tribute restaurant in Farmington Hills, Michigan, where he prepares dishes that are contemporary French with global accents. On his menu, this translates into soy-marinated cod and herb-crusted Kumamoto oysters.

Seats will go fast for this seven-course food-and-wine extravaganza. The cost of the dinner (complete with wine pairings) is $175 per person, including tax and gratuity. All proceeds will go to Share Our Strength. A champagne reception begins at 6 p.m. at L Ross Gallery; dinner at Wally Joe begins at 6:45 p.m.

Wally Joe, 5040 Sanderlin. For more information and reservations, call 818-0821.

If the benefit at Wally Joe is too rich for your taste buds and your budget, Miss Cordelia’s Lazy Sunday Jazz Brunch on March 12th might be more your style. Among the menu items are artichoke, prosciutto, and goat-cheese strata, hash-brown casserole, New Orleans French toast, and cheese-grits cakes. Live jazz will be provided by local musicians. Brunch will be served from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and is $16 per person.

Also new at Miss Cordelia’s: executive chef Nancy Kistler’s weekly Healthy Options Menu, featuring three meals that are less than 550 calories, low in fat, sodium, and all the other bad things that we usually load onto our plates. Kistler makes them high in fiber and essential nutrients. Why not give it a try? Among this week’s dishes are Chicken Limone with olive whipped potatoes, pasta with pomodoro sauce, and fish Armandine over spinach.

Cordelia’s Table, 737 Harbor Bend Rd. (526-4772)

Ever wondered how Southern Jews manage to keep a kosher diet, when the sweet, the greasy, and the barbecued lurk at every corner? Marcie Cohen Ferris explores those foodways in Matzoh Ball Gumbo: Culinary Tales of the Jewish South. The book includes numerous photographs, anecdotes, oral histories, and more than 30 recipes from friends, family, fellow Southerners, and fellow Jews.

Cohen will sign copies of the book on Thursday, March 9th, at 6 p.m. at Davis-Kidd Booksellers.

Davis-Kidd Booksellers, 387 Perkins Ext. (683-9801) Home chefs, keep an eye peeled! The Viking Culinary Arts Center is moving its cooking school to Park Place Mall at Park and Ridgeway in late spring. The retail store will remain downtown. While the setup for the cooking school will stay the same, more classes might be offered at the new location, which will also feature a small retail store. For more information, call 578-5822.

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Film Features Film/TV

How We Got Here

Political documentaries have been a Bush-era cottage industry, with Michael Moore’s much-kvetched-about Fahrenheit 9/11 sitting atop a heap that has also included Errol Morris’ heady The Fog of War, media doc Control Room, war docs Gunner Palace and Occupation: Dreamland, corporate corruption exposé Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, and many more.

One of the first films in this stretch of wonky cinema was Eugene Jarecki’s The Trials of Henry Kissinger, based on critic Christopher Hitchens’ book-length condemnation of the former U.S. diplomat. It was a sober, probing, persuasive film, traits it shares with Jarecki’s newest, Why We Fight, which won the Grand Jury Prize at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival (the same fest that launched Hustle & Flow and Forty Shades of Blue), but it has taken more than a year to show up on a local screen.

An essay on the past 45 years of American militarism, Why We Fight certainly has the Bush administration’s current misadventures in Iraq in its crosshairs, but it isn’t a polemic. Unlike the messier, more emotional Fahrenheit 9/11, it isn’t a partisan film.

Why We Fight takes as its hero Republican war-hero president Dwight Eisenhower, who warned against the growth of what he famously dubbed the “military-industrial complex” upon leaving office in 1961. And in tracing how Eisenhower’s dark prophecy (“God help us in this country when someone sits in the White House who doesn’t know as much about the military as I do,” he’s also quoted as saying) has come to fruition, Why We Fight implicates administrations both Democratic and Republican. The villain in Why We Fight, to the extent there is one, isn’t a man but a system that has been corrupted and manipulated over decades.

The sober tone of the film acts as a needed corrective to current national debate. There’s no rational reason why matters of war and peace should be a political football. Unlike tax policy or cultural politics, sending our kids to war shouldn’t be a matter of party loyalty or political philosophy. But that’s what it’s become in an intensely politicized era, and Why We Fight seeks to unpack some of the politics surrounding the use of the American military.

Along the way, Jarecki’s camera focuses patiently and respectfully on thinkers from across the political divide, from hawkish conservatives such as Senator John McCain and neo-cons Richard Perle and William Kristol to skeptical liberals as disparate as Texan Dan Rather and expatriate Gore Vidal. The most compelling “expert witness” may be CIA veteran Chalmers Johnson, author of the book Blowback: The Costs and Consequences of American Empire. Chalmers defines “blowback” as the “unintended consequences of foreign operations kept secret from the American people” and implies that the attacks of 9/11 were an example of blowback despite attempts to dismiss the bombers’ motives by tautologically labeling them “evil-doers.”

But the most compelling figure in the film might be retired New York City cop and Vietnam vet Wilton Sekzer, who lost a son in the 9/11 attacks. His journey from sorrow to vengeance to disillusionment is one that an awful lot of Americans have or are still experiencing.

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Film Features Film/TV

Gonzo horror import Night Watch is must-watch.

Any cultural phenomenon has its progeny, and The Matrix is no exception. That trilogy mixed science fiction, kung fu, and water-cooler philosophy into an intoxicating blend spiked with the latest in computer graphics. Fans were hooked, and even as the films tapered off toward dismal, they kept coming. Recently, a rash of movies have come out with clear ancestral links to The Matrix, some of which we could have done without and others, like the recent Russian import Night Watch, we should all be very grateful for.

Night Watch was adapted from a trilogy of novels by Sergei Lukyanenko, who also co-wrote the screenplay. It opened in Russia in the summer of 2004 and went on to become the highest-grossing film in post-Soviet history, earning over $15 million at the box office.

The film actually bears more resemblance to the ongoing Underworld series than to The Matrix, more neu-school horror film than science fiction. Both series are also plotted around a war, one that has raged for millennia, in which neither side is necessarily good or evil. This is deep stuff, people!

Night Watch opens looking sort of like a Capitol One commercial — a lot of armor and smashing amid whirling cameras — but it quickly displays wonderful wit and innovative special effects, which are doubly astonishing when you consider the film was done on a $5 million budget by director Timur Bekmambetov. What stands out is the way Bekmambetov mixes low-key interior cinematography with playful and imaginative FX, even turning the subtitles into part of the mise-en-scene.

The plot? Okay, there are these “Others,” which is a catchall for any magical being, from seer to vampire to shape-shifting bear. When you find out you’re one of them, you get to choose between Dark and Light, basically high-stakes kickball with the future of the world. Our hero Anton (Konstantin Khabensky) makes a big mistake early on in the film, which leads to his discovering he is an Other, and while he decides to side with the Light, it quickly becomes clear he is still expected to do dirty work.

While Anton struggles to get his act together, we are introduced to a series of larger-than-life prophecies, but the film always manages to stay in the moment. It has humor and a host of excellent supporting characters, especially the nefarious Zavulon, leader of the Dark Others, who spends his time at home endlessly replaying the film’s final scene on his PlayStation until he gets it right.

Toward the end of the film, there is moment when Night Watch‘s central plot is suddenly and anti-climatically resolved. This momentary letdown is a ruse, however, a reminder that the film knows both scope and attention to detail. Like those nifty Russian dolls, it opens up even as it comes to a close. The sequel, Day Watch, opened in Russia in January and is due in America later, but this movie is so good that I’m hoping to use the magic of eBay to shorten that wait.

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Opinion The Last Word

The Rant

Thank goodness for Google. I thought maybe I had dreamed this, since my dreams are so vivid I can rarely separate them from reality. So I was going to beg that one of you out there tell me if this really happened, but then the good ol’ Google news search engine found it for me. I was just waking up the other morning and glanced at the television and saw a cheerleader at a basketball game being taken off the court on a stretcher.
She was practically bolted to the thing from head to toe, neck brace and all, but she was still cheering. The band was playing and she was flailing her arms about, I guess using them to make the shapes of the letters of her school’s name. I thought it was a skit on Comedy Central, but it was CNN Headline News. Now, did anybody else see that and did anybody else fall off the sofa laughing? I know, it’s not funny she was hurt, but the quintessential cheerleading moves were absolutely hilarious. There she was, strapped to a stretcher but still filled with school spirit. As it turns out, it was Kristi Yamaoka, and she was cheering for Southern Illinois University. Two pompons up, Kristi! And it was a good thing because, despite the 37 or so episodes of The Andy Griffith Show I had watched during the previous days’ Andy Griffith marathon (featuring the best of the late, great Don Knotts), I needed a light moment. I touched on this briefly last week, but I have discovered a new network that I can’t stop watching, and you might want to check it out. I don’t know how long it has been on the air, but it’s called Link TV. For those of you with Direct TV, it is channel 375. There are no advertisements and it receives no government funding (it’s financed by viewers’ contributions), so they can pretty much show anything they want, which is a really fresh idea these days. You won’t find any stories on Botox, breast implants, diet supplements, or designer shoes. You certainly won’t find any stories on the $55,000 goodie bags given to Oscar nominees, including makeup for your arms that contains 24-karat gold and ground gemstones. Yes, I’m still idealistic enough to think that money might be just a tad bit better spent feeding hungry children, but then, that’s just the old hippie in me. No, this station shows mainly documentaries made by journalists and filmmakers from other countries, with a strong emphasis on what the United States is doing in the way of torture in the war on terrorism. And while it can sometimes propagandize things a bit, the station does show facts — photo and video documentation — that can’t be disputed by any of the liars in Washington, and they conduct interviews with people who have been subjected to the torture, even those whose photos appeared during the Abu Ghraib fiasco. As is pointed out regularly, when you cordon off a block in an Iraqi city, arrest all of the men, take them to prison and torture them, find out they are really innocent and have no knowledge of terrorists, then release them back into the population with their stories of what happened to them, the military probably hasn’t really made great friends with the people we claim to be there to liberate. And we wonder why there’s so much hostility. But I am certainly not going to try to explain all that has gone wrong in Iraq. Even here at home, if you haven’t heard the story of James Yee, you should look into it. Yee was the U.S. military chaplain at Guantanamo, who was arrested in the Jacksonville, Florida, airport while attempting to go on vacation a couple of years ago. Whatever the case was — I think the military was afraid he might talk about what they’d been doing down there — he was arrested, shackled, subjected to sensory depravation, locked in solitary confinement for 76 days, and threatened with the death penalty. Then, when it was found that there was no evidence against him, he was released and all charges were dropped. He was reassigned to another base, told not to talk about it, and never received an apology. All of this got plenty of press while he was in jail, but now Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s baby is due, and we’ll just have to depend on Link TV and Yee’s new book to get the truth. Like I said, I needed a light moment.