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GADFLY: DON’T ASK FOR SOMETHING…

The latest gift Republicans have given Democrats in this,
an election year, is the Senate Intelligence Committee’s refusal to initiate an
investigation of the secret, warrantless NSA spying fiasco. I say “gift”
because, in spite of their fecklessness in standing up to Republican domination
of all three branches of government, the fact is the GOP is playing right into
the Democrats’ hands (if only that were truly the Democrats’ tactic).

On issue after issue, from the “Phase II” investigation of
the intelligence failures leading up to the war in Iraq (which Pat Roberts, the
chair of the intelligence committee
has been promising for nearly two years
) to investigations of Abu Ghraib,
secret prisons, torture, Katrina, congressional ethics, oil company gouging,
etc., the Republicans, including the president, have stonewalled and obstructed,
because, quite simply, they can.

But the Democrats need to be careful not to bray too loudly
about the Republicans’ cover-ups (e.g.,

http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.com/)
lest the party in power take their
protestations seriously, and actually appear to do something of an investigative
nature with regard to so many of their, and their fearless leaders’, screw-ups.
The Dems are far better off, politically, with a party that refuses to hold
anyone accountable for the vast and far-reaching excesses and serial
incompetence of the government they control than they would be with sham
investigations which would end up being nothing more than window dressing
anyway. What use would another Republican-led congressional “investigation” be,
given that party’s reluctance to swear witnesses who testify before it, or to
issue subpoenas to recalcitrant administration minions, as has been the case
with so many prior investigations, and given the Democrats’ status as eunuchs on
any investigating committee anyway.

The failure to investigate, however, gives Democrats a
powerful stump theme, both in the upcoming mid-term elections and in the ’08
presidential contest. Not only, they can say, are the Republicans responsible
for a “culture of corruption,” they are also responsible for a culture of deceit
and obfuscation.

The reality is that with the hegemony enjoyed by the
Republicans, nothing meaningful would be likely to come of any investigations
anyway. The only time congressional investigations have meant anything was when
the parties shared power. The prime example of that, of course, is during
Watergate, when the investigation that revealed so many crucial facts about the
Nixon White House came as a result of the Democrats’ control of Congress.

That and the fact that there were Republicans who were
willing to jump on the “get Nixon” bandwagon (a “do-right” philosophy that is
completely absent from the current crop of kowtowing Republicans) resulted in an
investigation that actually accomplished something (most notably, the revelation
of the Nixon tapes). The Democrats should hope that the Dubai ports deal doesn’t
completely wake the Republicans from their robotic obeisance to their leader, or
at least that it doesn’t translate into party defections on other issues (as it
seems unlikely to, given the party line vote on the NSA investigation question).

The Democrats
need to keep their powder dry for when it will count—the upcoming elections.
In the meantime, and as

I’ve predicted before
, the only meaningful accountability this
administration is likely to suffer will be at the hands of the federal judiciary
which, as we speak, is handling lawsuits covering virtually every
Bush/Republican excess, from

the NSA debacle
to

prisoner abuse/torture
to

Katrina
. I’m still holding out hope that Henry Whittington will realize he’s
a lawyer, not a priest, and change his apology for getting in the way of
Cheney’s shotgun into a big fat personal injury suit, since that too is the only
way we’ll ever find out what really happened that fateful day on the real-life
Ponderosa.

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CITY BEAT: Elvis, ETAs, and CKX

Is the Elvis impersonator contest as we know it doomed?

A
story this week in The New
York Times
by Julie Bosman
reported that Robert Sillerman, the billionaire who plans to overhaul Graceland,
“believes that Elvis Presley Enterprises has not used Elvis to his full
potential, by a long shot.”

Sure, and NASCAR has underutilized
corporate logos.

In 2005, Sillerman, chairman and CEO
of CKX, Inc., a publicly traded entertainment company, bought 85 percent of
Elvis Presley Enterprises. When you see the words “billionaire,” “Elvis,” “full
potential,” and “publicly traded” in the same story, you can bet that revenue
enhancement is on the way. And that could mean an end to one of the sweetest
vestiges of the annual Elvis Week celebration in August, the Images of Elvis
contest.

The Times story says “the
fate of the impersonators was still undecided.”

I have no illusions about the purity
of the Elvis legacy. But the annual Elvis contest in Memphis, the Super Bowl of
such things, was a nice event — thanks to co-founder Ed Franklin, the earnest
and highly respectful contestants, and the indulgence of Memphis-based Elvis
Presley Enterprises. The guardians of the Elvis legacy are vigilant, but the
contest was good marketing and contestants were given free rein to have their
fun, entertain, and make a modest or even a comfortable living. The airport
Holiday Inn ballroom was an unpretentious venue, the admission ticket and drinks
were reasonably priced, and spectators got to mix and mingle with the faux Elvi
before and after the competition.

The ETA, or Elvis tribute act, is an art form. As with any art form, there are
bad practitioners, hacks, and grand masters. In 2000, the winner of the Images
of Elvis contest was first-time entrant Ryan Pelton, who bears such an uncanny
resemblance to the young Elvis that he has effectively put all other ETAs in the
position of competing for second place. It is like trying to be taller than Yao
Ming. Pelton has parlayed his act into a nice career, with appearances all over
the country and a spot on The
Weakest Link
television program,
which, according to his Web site (RyanPelton.com) earned him $137,500.

He was fun to watch and pleasant to
talk to as he explained how he had sidetracked a career as a graphic designer
for his singular calling and given up trying not to look like
Elvis.

“When I went into the Marine Corps
after high school, they shaved my head and people said I looked like a bald
Elvis,” he said. “When I grew my hair long, they said I looked like a
long-haired Elvis.”

Pelton tours with Elvis chums D.J.
Fontana and the Jordanaires. Beneath him are several strata of less talented
Elvis impersonators with fan clubs, photos, and regular paid gigs. It is not
hard to see how all this could get seriously weird, with batallions of lawyers
and agents for Sillerman’s company taking on the first-chop imitators or
“authorized Elvis entertainers” with lawsuits and injunctions and orders to
comply or cease and desist in their hands.      

I hope it doesn’t happen, but it’s hard to imagine that it
won’t. Sillerman paid more than $100 million for his stake in Elvis Presley
Enterprises, and public companies are all about wringing every dollar of revenue
from every possible source. If he follows through on his plans, Whitehaven and
Graceland will get a nice bump in investment. But somewhere a lad dreams of
letting his sideburns grow out, donning a jumpsuit, and belting out Jailhouse Rock in
front of a bunch of screaming women in an airport hotel ballroom on a Saturday
night in Memphis — or in a lounge somewhere else in the American heartland.
Please keep the dream alive, Mr. Sillerman.

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Plan te: How It Looks

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Plante:How It Looks

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FROM MY SEAT: First Things First

With visions of the Final Four dancing in their heads,
the University of Memphis Tigers have what amounts to a dress rehearsal this
week at FedExForum. The U of M will be the top seed in the 2006 Conference USA
tournament, and the expectations of Tiger Nation may as well be designated as
Seed Number Two. Superior in talent to their 11 conference brethren, what if the
Tigers — 27-3 entering their quarterfinal game Thursday — stumble and fail to
win their first conference tourney since 1987? Here are four keys to preventing
such an upset, factors that will impact just how deep into March (dare we say
April?) these Tigers roar.

FOCUS. The February 25th home tilt with Tulsa
was a telling game for the 2005-06 Tigers. The Golden Hurricane limped into the
Forum with a 10-14 record, having already lost to Memphis by 23 in Oklahoma four
weeks earlier. Not until a run over the last six minutes did the Tigers pull
away to win this one, 78-67. And there’s but one stat line you need to see to
understand why: the U of M missed 15 of 41 free throws. Shawne Williams missed
three. Darius Washington missed five. And both players are among the top five
free-throw shooters in C-USA. Mark this down: if the Tigers advance to the Final
Four — this team’s expressed goal since November — at least one tournament
game will be decided at the foul line. Tulsa in late February is tough
motivation. But a team’s mindset — just like its physical conditioning — is
built before the bright lights are turned on. As talented as this team is, they
have but one player — Rodney Carney — with Big Dance experience. The kids have
to keep their eyes on the prize.

KEEP JOEY DORSEY ON THE FLOOR. Whether it’s
foul trouble or erratic play, Dorsey has seen too much bench time over the the
last month. The Tigers are a solid team with backups Kareem Cooper or Robert
Dozier occupying the post. They become a certifiably great team when Dorsey is
at his best: seizing rebounds, pouncing on loose balls, blocking shots (he’s
C-USA’s top shot-blocker by a comfortable margin). The day may come when Dorsey
will need to score, but on this team, he can win the game for Memphis without so
much as shooting. Find me a team that has reached the Final Four without strong
interior defense, and I’ll find you an aberration. Cheer Carney’s dunks and
Washington’s drives . . . but keep your eye on Dorsey. When he’s on the floor,
the Tigers are fully armed.

STAY HEALTHY. Aside from some nagging injuries
to Washington and Williams, this team has remained healthy through a long
regular season. And the depth this healthy roster provides coach John Calipari
will be an intangible few college coaches will enjoy this month. Dozier, Cooper,
Antonio Anderson, Andre Allen, and Waki Williams would be among the top five
teams in Conference USA . . . and they represent the Memphis bench. The NCAA
tournament will be played in fits and starts. Two games in three days, then as
many as four days off. Repeat: Calipari must dance a fine line this week in
pushing his team toward a much-prized tournament championship on home turf that
will require winning three games in three days. The team’s depth will be at a
premium, allowing some necessary rest before the real madness starts.

IGNORE THE NEWSPAPERS. And the talk shows. And
the blogs and web sites. (Well, maybe not all the web sites.) Destiny can be a
cruel thing, if defined prematurely. The 2005-06 Memphis Tigers are a special
team, and they’ve already achieved things that would be the envy of most
programs in the country. But they will — for good or ill — be remembered for
what they achieve this month. This is the perfect time for Calipari’s “us vs.
them” mentality to take hold, unite, and serve as the late-season charge for an
already electric basketball squad. If the Tigers fall in love with their
headlines and profiles, destiny may extend her wandering arms in another
direction.  

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JET SET

In a snarky press release, 9th District congressional candidate Tom Guleff congratulated his recently announced opponent, the Los Angeles-based attorney Joe Ford Jr., on the former Memphian’s surprising entry into the race for the seat being vacated by Joe Jr.’s cousin, Harold Jr.

Guleff even offered to give the West Coast Ford a ride from the airport, saying, “I think Joe will like his visit … Mud Island, the Downtown Trolley, and the River Walk present excellent opportunities to view the city … I am also offering to help Joe Jr. in looking for a place to stay. We have a copy of the Apartment Finder guide that we found at the local grocery store.” Perhaps the other 9th District candidates can school Joe Ford Jr. in our city’s rich musical heritage and introduce him to the myriad joys of Memphis barbecue?

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WHAT’S THE BUZZ AT GRACELAND?

The King’s Legacy, All Shook Up
 (New York Times, 3-5-06)

by Julie Bosman

 

WINTER is the off-season at Graceland, Elvis Presley’s home from 1957 until his death there, at 42, in 1977. On a recent weekday, only a few visitors wandered through the home and its 13.8-acre grounds, wearing
headphones and listening to a recorded tour guide. In the colonnaded “Meditation Garden,” a middle-aged man in an Elvis T-shirt perched on a bench next to Elvis’s grave….

This Sunday New York Times article goes into great detail about entrepreneur Robert F.X. Sillerman‘s plans to bring Graceland – and the Elvis Presley image – into the 21st century. And then there’s this reference to some of our local pols:

… While in Memphis two weeks ago, Mr. Sillerman met with local officials, including Willie W. Herenton, the city’s mayor, and AC Wharton Jr., the mayor of Shelby County, to sell them on his plan, which has been drawn up by Bob Weis Design Island Associates, an Orlando firm that also designed the revamped observation deck at the top of Rockefeller Center.

HE was warmly received. The Memphis Regional Chamber, a business group, invited him to breakfast, and Representative Harold E. Ford Jr., the Memphis-area Democrat, invited him
to lunch with some prominent businessmen. (Between glances at his BlackBerry, Mr. Ford praised Mr. Sillerman’s “vision and commitment.”)

To read rest of article, go to http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/05/business/yourmoney/05elvis.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2.

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VIEWPOINT: Mayor Agonistes

Lo and behold,
Mayor Willie Herenton, beleaguered or not, is back on the mountaintop.

So I found out last Friday night, when the mayor, accompanied by Convention and
Visitors Bureau head Kevin Kane, showed up in the lobby of The Peabody on the
fringe of a milling crowd of Republicans here for the weekend’s Southern
Republican Leadership Conference.

After he’d
beckoned us over, I introduced the mayor to Jennifer Duffy and Charlie Cook, two
pundits who collaborate on a respected and nationally syndicated political
column. Although Herenton’s principal motive had seemingly been to make sure I
noticed the “Frist Is My Leader” sticker he was wearing, he quickly rose to the
bait when told that Duffy agreed with me that 9th District congressman Harold
Ford Jr. had good chances of being elected to the Senate this fall.

The mayor would
have none of it. Shrugging off the snowball effect of an unprecedented degree of
national media attention to Ford, Herenton said, “People who live outside Tennessee, they
don’t have a damn vote.”

People, he went
on, are persuaded by “ideology — where the country is and where the country
needs to go.” He recalled advising optimistic supporters of Democrat John Kerry
in 2004: “I don’t give a damn what y’all say. Bush is going to win the
election.”

Maybe the mayor,
considered at least a nominal Democrat, was absorbing the vibes of all those
nearby Republicans, because he went on to remind us that he’d supported GOP
candidate Lamar Alexander for the Senate in 2002. And when Bob Corker, another
Republican senatorial hopeful, happened by, he managed to translate Duffy’s
salutary prognosis about Ford into the teasing — and misleading — statement,
“She’s not for you.”

As others came and went, joining our group, Herenton shifted into reflections on
his forthcoming 2007 reelection bid. “Who can beat me?” he asked rhetorically.

Somewhat later,
the mayor segued into an attack on the “atheist” members of the media who had,
he suggested, been ill equipped to understand embattled state senator Ophelia
Ford’s statement last week that God himself may have tapped her to be a
candidate.

“I am a man of
faith. I believe God calls people for special missions,” Herenton said in words
that recalled his own claims at a well-remembered New Year’s Day prayer
breakfast in 2004. He likened himself to David: “Why me? All I do is tend the
sheep?” Continuing to deplore the media’s “disconnect” on the subject of
religion, Herenton went on to defend the spirited “holy dance” he performed in
church recently, a video portion of which turned up on various detractors’ Web
sites.

The background of that, as the mayor explained it, was his near-escape, “by
inches,” from a fast-traveling car as he crossed a street adjoining
LeMoyne-Owen College recently. “If the car had hit me, it would have mangled my
body. So when I went to church, I said, for whatever reason, God has spared me.”
Thus the dance — one of praise and release.

Herenton went on
to recall a Flyer profile I’d written in 1999, as he stood poised on the
brink of what would turn out to be a resounding mayoral victory over an
assortment of well-known opponents.

“Still the Man,”
that article had been headed. The mayor smiled broadly as he recalled and
savored the title and as he remembered a photograph mentioned in the article —
one that still adorns a wall of his penthouse office at City Hall. The photo
shows him standing triumphant on a crowded stage at The Peabody on Election
Night 1991.
   

The upset winner
of that epochal year had borne the same infinitely elated, broad grin that the
older version of Willie Herenton sported now as he recalled a further
significant detail from the photograph: “There I was, and Harold Ford was behind
me.” This was the senior Harold Ford, father of the present congressman and a
man considered Herenton’s great rival for power back then, even as the currently
serving Ford is often now deemed the mayor’s chief rival for public attention.

“Harold Ford behind me!” Willie Herenton repeated. And it
sounded like a religious affirmation all by itself.

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Waiting on the Train Gang

Trains are a fact of life for most Memphians. But, last October, for 42-year-old Darlene Lewis, they were a matter of life and death. It may seem belated to report her death now, but in recent weeks, members of the City Council have discussed a number of railroad issues, including quiet zones near residential neighborhoods and trains that remain stationary for long periods of time.

“I have sat on Chelsea with the train just sitting there for more than 30 minutes,” council member Barbara Swearengen Holt said at a committee meeting in early February. “I called the police. I sat there thinking, surely this train is going to move soon.”

A current city ordinance says stationary trains cannot block an intersection for more than five minutes, but at last week’s transportation committee, city attorney Sara Hall said she wouldn’t advise enforcing it.

“I don’t disagree with the safety issues or the problems they present, but in all cases in the last 10 years, the ordinances have been struck down [in court],” she said. “I do not see a vehicle in which to regulate this area.”

The courts have deemed that federal regulations regarding the rails preempt any local ordinances. Earlier last month, city engineer Wain Gaskins said that when the city gets a complaint about stationary trains, they notify the offending railroad, but the city has “no enforcement authority against them. We can just bring it to their attention.”

Gaskins said the city used to receive more complaints. “We receive relatively few notifications, maybe because people have realized it doesn’t do any good.”

Having seen drivers do U-turns near intersections blocked by both moving and non-moving trains, I think people have also realized that finding an alternate route is always a good idea. But that’s only realistic with other transportation.

“Someone was killed in District 4 when they tried to climb over a parked train,” Councilman Dedrick Brittenum reminded the committee. “That’s the danger.”

According to October police reports, an eyewitness saw Lewis try to climb over the car coupling of a train stopped at Southern and Willett. The train began to move and Lewis lost her balance, falling backward between the cars.

Viola Batts is a relative who raised Lewis. She lives around the corner from a set of railroad tracks and says that whenever she or Lewis happened upon a train, they either waited or went around. As far as Batts knows, Lewis had never tried to climb over a train before.

We’ll never know why Lewis decided to cross over the train that evening. It’s a crazy thing to do, but what happens when you find yourself on the wrong side of the tracks? Maybe she was tired or scared; maybe she just wanted to get home.

“Nobody should be climbing over trains,” said Brittenum, “but people get tempted.”

A few years ago, I went to a University of Memphis football game with a few friends. We parked on a side street near Humes and walked across Tobey Field to get to the Liberty Bowl. After the game, we walked back the same way, only to find the road blocked by a stationary train.

And we weren’t alone. Tiger fans kept joining us until a crowd of about 50 had collected.

After 10 minutes or so, a few people started climbing over the couplings. Everyone looked at each other, as if to say, what do we think about this? Is it very smart or very stupid?

Our car was right there. A block away. The first climbers made it safely across and were on their way home. There was no way to know how long the train was going to sit at the intersection and no way to tell how many intersections it blocked. Climbing over the train was crazy, but just standing there, not knowing if it would ever move, seemed crazy too. We could be damned if we did, but we were dammed if we didn’t.

Even if one were to channel the patience of Gandhi, there are times people just can’t wait.

“In addition to being inconvenient,” said city attorney Hall, “it is a safety issue if emergency vehicles can’t cross the tracks.”

The city attorney’s office is trying to find alternate solutions, but Hall didn’t sound optimistic. The Federal Railroad Association expects the rail industry to significantly increase in the next 20 years, and local entities will still have limited authority.

We have ordinances about noise pollution and loitering; it’s too bad we can’t apply those to train companies or train operators. Councilman E.C. Jones suggested citizens call their federal elected officials, and the committee discussed urging rail companies to move to an area south of town.

But without some latitude from the federal system, it just seems like we’re being railroaded.