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Big Star Tribute Back on Tap

A planned tribute album to Memphis underground-rock pioneers Big Star that was first slated to be released in 1999 will finally hit the racks this spring. Due May 23rd, on Koch Records, the album, titled Big Star, Small World, will feature covers of Big Star songs from several alt-rock notables, including Whiskeytown, the Afghan Whigs, and Teenage Fanclub. What we can’t wait to hear: Wilco’s take on the classic adolescent ballad “Thirteen.” Big Star will next grace a local stage Friday, May 5th at the Memphis in May Beale Street Music Festival. Read more about it here.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

Burp-tastic!

Prohibition — thank god that’s over. On April 7th, breweries across the county celebrate Brew Year’s Eve, the 73th anniversary of the repeal of prohibition. Locally, you can down celebratory brewskis at Boscos Squared as they unveil their Spring Malt Tonic especially for the occasion. A portion of Boscos’ beer sales tomorrow night will benefit the Brewers Association, which benefits small brewers in the United States. For more info, go here.

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Politics Politics Feature

Re-Apprenticed?

Memphis lawyer Bren Olswanger, who achieved some national name recognition last year as a long-running player on Donald Trumps’s TV show The Apprentice, now wants to try a different challenge. He filed this week as a candidate for the General Sessions Criminal Court judgeship held by incumbent Gwen Rooks, who is running for reelection. Among his credentials: the bow-tie look currently favored by at least two sitting judges. Eventually, The Donald gave Olswanger the much-to-be-dreaded verdict: “You’re fired!” But will the voters of Shelby County say, “You’re hired?” Judge Rooks should be forewarned. Here is what Olswanger said on The Apprentice Web site last year: “I have bit my tongue on numerous occasions in this process. Quite frankly I’m tired of the taste of blood in my mouth. Then again, maybe the blood in my mouth is just making me thirsty for more.” Gulp!

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Politics Politics Feature

CITY BEAT: The Valuation Game

Let’s play a game called valuation. Actually, we have no choice.

Water used to be undervalued. Now it costs $3.25 in a bottle at
Studio on the Square, or you can sip it out of the undervalued fountain by the
bathrooms for free.

Coffee was undervalued until Starbucks and others started
dressing it up and selling it for $3.50.

Gasoline was undervalued at $1.50 a gallon and maybe at $2.50 a
gallon.

Beer is still undervalued. I bought a 12-pack for $7 at the
grocery store, while a friend who took me to the Grizzlies game Sunday paid a
fully valued $10 for a 24-ounce cup.

Ever see people lined up to buy lottery tickets? They may be
undervalued. A 10 percent surcharge probably wouldn’t cause a blip.

In sports, autographs were undervalued before card shows and
traders. Hockey great Gordie Howe signed for free during his career and in
retirement. I would have paid $10. Pro football tickets were undervalued before
modern stadiums, club seats and $1,000 seat licenses. The best college
basketball players were undervalued before they started turning pro after a
season or two. The talent in the NCAA tournament has been devalued, but the
overall product is fully valued if more teams have a chance to win.

Financiers have found undervalued assets all over Memphis. Elvis
is undervalued, according to Robert Sillerman, the new majority owner of Elvis
Presley Enterprises. Corporations are so undervalued they get paid just to stay
here. Last week, Harrah’s got comped $2.6 million in tax credits for being a
loyal customer. The credit is for eight years, or $325,000 a year — paltry
compared to the $5,959,826 plus options earned by Harrah’s fully-valued CEO Gary
Loveman in 2005. MLGW and Shelby Farms are undervalued assets, but we’ll never
know how much because of political reasons.

Tools of the business world that were once valuable quickly
became overvalued. That would include stock quotes and stock trading
commissions, newspapers, and long-distance phone calls. Unionized automobile
factory workers were overvalued at $30 an hour in wages and $65 an hour in wages
and benefits. Real estate agents are overvalued at six-percent commissions if
FSBO and Internet listings can compete with them.

Some valuable things are free because their inventors and owners
are either not motivated to make a fortune or can’t figure out how to do it.
That would include the Firefox Web browser, Craigslist.org, Spybot software, and
restaurant reviewer chowhound.com, which refuses restaurant advertising. For a
discussion of them, see Richard Siklos’ recent story at nytimes.com. It’s free
and undervalued.

In politics, City Councilman Rickey Peete raised more than
$75,000 last week for his campaign fund. For that kind of money, you might think
he is running for mayor this year, but he’s running for City Council in October
of 2007. Contributors ponied up $250 to $1,000 because Peete’s superdistrict
includes 128 precincts and downtown, and he is a board member of the influential
Center City Commission and Riverfront Development Corporation. The City Council
job pays $6,000 a year by City Charter. Amendments have pushed that to $30,600,
pegged to the pay of the Shelby County Commission.

Apparently, the pay does not reflect the value of a council
seat. The only people who have voluntarily given one up lately are John Vergos,
who served eight years, and Janet Hooks, who got a city job. The term limits
endorsed by the Tennessee Supreme Court last month only apply to the county
mayor and commissioners.

Public service is undervalued. Crooked lobbyist Jack Abramoff
and partners got $66 million from Indian casinos. But honest Harvey Johnson, a
Mississippi lawyer and former mayor of Jackson, by all indications got nothing
for casting the decisive vote on the three-member Mississippi Tax Commission in
1993 that opened Tunica County up to inland casinos worth billions to Harrah’s,
the casino industry, and the state of Mississippi.

If the Tennessee Waltz indictments are true, corrupt lawmakers
sold themselves cheap to E-Cycle Management, the bogus computer recycler. John
Ford got $10,000, others as little as $1,000 to put a sham company in position
to make millions. Wake up, folks! We’re a major league city, and $10,000 is
small change. Graft is undervalued.

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News

Merrymobile for Sale

If you don’t remember Merrymobiles, you didn’t live in Memphis in the 1950s and 1960s. These round, three-wheeled vehicles with their distinctive red, white and blue canopies putt-putted along the streets of our city, selling popsicles, ice cream sandwiches, and other treats to local kids. The company went out of business in the late 1960s, and most of the old Merrymobiles wound up in junkyards.

But one somehow managed to survive, parked outside an auto-shop in Millington for years, where it gathered rust and — somehow — lost its wheels and engine. That’s where Joe Patty, owner of the Lickety-Split Ice Cream Company, saw it. Two years ago, Patty purchased the old Merrymobile, totally refurbished it, installed a golf cart engine and transmission, and added it to his own fleet of vehicles.

But now it’s for sale, and for $6,500 you can purchase your very own original Merrymobile. Patty has posted pictures of the thing, pre- and post-restoration, on his company Web site.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

Not to be Truffled With

What Wally wants, Wally gets. At least when it comes to truffles. During his cooking demonstration at the Distinctively Charleston Food and Wine Festival, the Memphis chef and owner of Wally Joe’s restaurant asked for a few of the tuberous fungi. Because the festival’s supplier had run out, other foodies came to his rescue. Indeed, it’s reported, truffles rained on Wally. Read more here.

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Sports Sports Feature

Prospecting in St. Louis

The Memphis Redbirds and Springfield Cardinals — Triple-A and Double-A affiliates of the St. Louis Cardinals — christened the new Busch Stadium in St. Louis with an exhibition game Tuesday night. Read what St. Louis Post-Dispatch columnist Jeff Gordon had to say about the future big-leaguers we’ll see in Memphis this summer.

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Politics Politics Feature

VIEWPOINT: A Level Playing Field

It was around this time 10 years ago, in this very space, that I
assayed a notion on the congressional race about to be run by state senator
Steve Cohen that got his dander up and kept it there during the whole of that
campaign season.

Cohen, I said in essence, could not win a race that saw him
matched against 26-year-old Harold Ford Jr., the son of the outgoing
congressman, who was backed by what was then still a fully functioning monolith,
the much-vaunted “Ford machine.”

True, there was a third candidate in the race, then-state
representative Rufus Jones, who had the nominal support of Mayor Willie Herenton,
his former brother-in-law. In theory, the presence of Jones, an African American
like Ford, created the possibility of a racial split in the Democratic voter
base, one that many assumed would be augmented by the ongoing political rivalry
between Herenton and Ford Sr.

Note: Senator Cohen, a longtime supporter of equal rights on the
racial front and many others, was the last candidate in the world who would have
A) thought in black-and-white terms and B) consciously attempted to foster such
a wedge among the majority black population of the 9th District.

Au contraire. As he began his race,
Cohen cited the resounding words from Dr. Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream”
speech that foresaw a time when people would be judged by the content of their
character, not the color of their skin. One thing that, perhaps justifiably,
irked Cohen about the Viewpoint I wrote was that in it I noted a minor fluff in
his paraphrase of King and used that as a metaphor for his projected
difficulties in the primary contest to come.

Although Cohen’s heart and mind were in the right place (along
with his voting record), he would find it difficult, I argued, to accommodate
his civil-libertarian focus to the bread-and-butter preoccupations of the black
majority — especially when that majority, like the white one which had preceded
it historically, would instinctively close ranks around a candidate of its own.

Cutting to the chase: As I expected, Jones proved — for all his
worthiness — to be the odd man out. The black population coalesced around Ford,
and Cohen finished well behind. On election night, before a TV camera, the
senator, never one to dissemble, expressed his disappointment concerning the
racial-bloc nature of the voting.

Fade to the present: Cohen is running again for Congress, he
cited the “I Have a Dream” speech once more, the 9th District is still a
predominantly black one, and here I am assaying a notion about the race. But, to
invert that famous French phrase, the more things stay the same, the more they
change.

For one thing, Cohen’s preoccupations in the state Senate,
manifested most notably in his last-ditch resistance to Governor Phil Bredesen’s
TennCare cuts, have reflected more and more directly the economic concerns of
the 9th District’s black population.

For another thing, there is no Ford-machine monolith to contend
with. Despite the presence in the race of a family member (Joe Ford Jr., freshly
returned from California), there were several prominent Fordites in Cohen’s
crowd Monday, cheering him on as he filed at the Election Commission. For that
matter, there are numerous other candidates who have reason to expect support
from present or former members of the Ford organization.

Most importantly, race consciousness as such seems relatively
absent from the proceedings this year. Few, if any, of the candidates in this
year’s 9th District field — Democratic or Republican, white or black — seem
preoccupied with achieving a designated ethnic outcome, and even word of mouth
on the matter is relatively desultory. There is little likelihood that the
candidate field, including several promising newcomers, will be pared down, for
“consensus” reasons or any other, by next week’s withdrawal deadline.

It is an environment, in short, conducive to Dr. King’s
colorblind thesis. Some years after that first race, Cohen graciously conceded
that I’d been right in my forecast about that year’s results. I see a more level
playing field this year, one that will fairly test the senator’s credentials —
and those of his opponents. I hope I’m right again.

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Jack Robinson Exhibit in N.O.

On Thursday, April 6th, the Newcomb Art Gallery at Tulane University is holding an opening reception for its first post-Katrina show. The exhibition, “Capturing Southern Bohemia,” is a collection of photographs of New Orleans taken in the 1950s by the late Memphian Jack Robinson. “Capturing Southern Bohemia,” curated by Sarah Wilkerson-Freeman, debuted at the Jack Robinson Gallery the weekend before Hurricane Katrina hit. For more information on the show, go to the Tulane Web site here.

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Special Delivery

An Arkansas farmer got an unexpected delivery today from a FedEx cargo plane. The plane, a MD-10 jet, was en route from Memphis to Seattle when it lost a portion of its engine. The 5- to 6-foot piece of the engine landed in a farmer’s field about 70 miles northwest of Memphis. No injuries were reported.