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FROM MY SEAT: October Awaits

With baseball’s playoffs merely two weeks away, here are
a few thoughts from an eventful 2006 season:

– What in the name of Roy Hobbs has caught hold
of Dan Uggla?! Is there anyone out there who saw this former University of
Memphis infielder making the All-Star Game and setting a home-run record (for
rookie second basemen) this season? Uggla had a fine 2005 season at Double-A
Tennessee (in the Diamondbacks’ system), hitting .297 with 21 dingers. A year
later, having leapfrogged the Triple-A level, Uggla has hit .293 with 25 home
runs and 102 runs scored through Sunday and is a viable candidate for the
National League’s Rookie of the Year award. Better yet, Uggla is a major reason
the Marlins became the first team in history to start a season 20 games under
.500 and manage to reach the break-even mark. Look out if this club reaches the
postseason.

– It’s a shame Germantown’s Matt Cain is
becoming a star as a San Francisco Giant, since most of his heroics are taking
place after Memphians are tucked away for a good night’s sleep. With 13 wins —
including his last four starts — Cain has been every bit as valuable as one
Barry Bonds in the Giants’ late-season return to playoff contention. Like Uggla,
he’ll receive some Rookie of the Year votes.

– It’s been a confounding year in Cardinal
Nation, and one school of thought has it that Tony LaRussa’s time has come and
gone. But if you consider the roster LaRussa’s been dealt, this may turn into
one of the future Hall of Famer’s finest managerial jobs. Among the players lost
from LaRussa’s lineup card are his number-two starting pitcher (Mark Mulder),
his Gold Glove centerfielder (Jim Edmonds), the franchise’s alltime saves leader
(Jason Isringhausen) and his shortstop/leadoff hitter (David Eckstein). Take the
same elements away from another contender — and put them in the American League
to make matters worse — and you’ve got the Boston Red Sox. Barring a collapse,
LaRussa’s Cardinals will play October baseball for the sixth time in seven
years.

– What about the season Philadelphia’s Ryan
Howard has had? (For those in Cardinal Nation pining for a return of the St.
Louis native, until the National League adopts the DH, there’s no room for
Howard on a team with Albert Pujols playing first base.) Should the Phillies’
sophomore slugger drill his 62nd homer of the season, there will be cries for a
new kind of asterisk in the record book, one to indicate the “juice-free
home-run king.” And you know what? Those cries should be heard.

– The watered-down National League is going to
be an ugly footnote to every postseason broadcast you watch next month. While a
team 20 games over .500 will be sitting home (only two clubs among Detroit,
Minnesota, and the White Sox can qualify from the American League Central),
you’ll see a team barely over .500 play as the NL wild card, with no greater
penalty than an extra road game should a series go the distance. Thank goodness
the AL rallied for that All-Star Game victory and home-field advantage in the
World Series. For the NL pennant winner to have such a luxury this season would
compound the insult of their playing in the first place.

– David Ortiz, Johan Santana, and Manny Ramirez
will get their share of MVP votes in the American League, but this is the season
the honor has to go to Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter. Beyond his stellar numbers
(.341, 93 RBIs, 107 runs through Sunday), Jeter is a season closer to gaining
that hallowed ground only Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, and Mantle occupy among the
pantheon of Bronx Bombers. Jeter’s been a winner since the day he took the field
at Yankee Stadium — 10 years ago! — and he happens to play one of the two
hardest positions on the diamond. Most valuable, indeed.

-Here are two names — from Cardinal days gone
by — I’d love to see on the search list for the Redbirds’ new managerial
vacancy: Tom Herr and Terry Pendleton. It’s time for the St. Louis brass to
consider grooming LaRussa’s successor.

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Pau Thinks Ahead

Despite his injury in the World Basketball Championships last month, Grizzlies star Pau Gasol is looking ahead. Way ahead — to next season’s European Championships, where he says he’ll represent Spain again.

In an article in the UK Guardian, Gasol is quoted as saying: “In principle, if nothing serious happens between now and then, I will be at the tournament in Spain. …

“The Grizzlies know how important it is for me to play for my country, and I don’t think they would try and stop me because it isn’t in their interests.”

To read more, go here.

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Oh, Say Can You Sing … ?

The Memphis RiverKings are holding auditions for National Anthem singers this Saturday, September 23 from noon to 2 p.m. in rooms six and seven of the DeSoto Civic Center Convention Hall.

Auditions are open to people of all ages. Singers should come prepared to perform a cappella. Pitch pipes are allowed. Registration will be in the Grand Hall of the DeSoto Civic Center, at the West Entrance. For more information, please contact Joey Thorsen at joey@riverkings.com. Tell ’em Roseanne sent you.

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Melton Down

In our July 20th issue, we published a story about Frank Melton, the mayor of Jackson, Misssissippi, and his unconventional efforts to curb crime in his city. Melton often acts as chief enforcer in a Wyatt Earp-style campaign against evil-doers. Now, it seems things have taken an ugly turn for Mayor Melton; he has been indicted following a story by the Jackson Free Press that describes Melton and his lackeys illegally demolishing a man’s home in an ill-conceived raid. Read it all here.

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Jerry Lee Appearance

Jerry Lee Lewis will perform at Spin Street on Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. as a run-up to the release of his latest album, Last Man Standing, which hits stores on September 26th.

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As Others See Us …

“‘Midtown is Memphis,’ proclaim the proud bumper stickers you’ll see all over the city. Midtown encompasses some of Memphis’ most historic neighborhoods, such as Central Gardens and Evergreen, as well as some of its hippest quarters, like the happening Cooper-Young and Idlewild areas. In Midtown, you’ll find urban artists and university students mixing with young professionals and old Memphis families, creating a vibrant arts district known for antique shops, galleries, coffee shops, craft stores, restaurants and bars.”

The “hip” and “happening” Idlewild area, eh? Guess we shouldn’t be picky when a Nashville newspaper writes a story that reads like a brochure from the Memphis Convention & Visitors Bureau. To read all about the glories of our fair city, go here.

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SexyBack on Beale

Justin Timberlake rocked Beale Street this morning, courtesy of Good Morning America’s fall concert series. Dressed in his trademark suit vest and slim-fitting pants, the former boy-bander gave an energetic performance that included “SexyBack,” his current hit single, and “Rock Your Body” from Justified.

The crowd, which consisted of truant coeds, young families, and downtown employees began arriving before 5 a.m. Justin and his band went on around 7:30.

The only sour note? The chorus of boos that greeted Memphis mayor Willie Herenton when he took to the stage to announce “Justin Timberlake Day.” — Mary Cashiola

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Not THAT Bill

You say tomato … From the Shelby County District Attorney’s office comes this urgent missive to the media:

“The Shelby County D.A.’s Office has received several calls from confused citizens and reporters regarding the TBI investigation into District Attorney Bill GIBSON from Middle Tennessee. While their names are very similar, there is no investigation into Shelby County District Attorney Bill GIBBONS. If you report this story today, it would be greatly appreciated if you clarify to your viewers, listeners and readers that Bill Gibson is the D.A. in rural, middle Tennessee covering Clay, Cumberland, DeKalb, Overton, Pickett, Putnam and White counties.”

To read about the GIBSON investigation, go here.

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Court TV

After a four-year delay, the trial of former Diamond Jaxx baseball team president (and former Memphis Chicks president) David Hersh against the city of Jackson has begun. Hersh claims the city never lived up to contract obligations that were conditional to Hersh moving the Chicks from Memphis to Jackson.

You can watch the trial live on EPlusTV6.com.

For more on the trial, go to the Jackson Sun site.

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Elvis and Jesus: Separated at Birth?

One has been called the King of Kings, the other the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. But those aren’t the only similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley.

Whosoever, the online magazine for gays, lesbians, and transgendered Christians, has highlighted other commonalities shared by two of the world’s most beloved kings.

For example: “Jesus said: “Love thy neighbor.” (Matthew 22:39). Elvis said: “Don’t be cruel.” (RCA, 1956)”

“Jesus is the Lord’s shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.”

“Jesus was resurrected. Elvis had the famous 1968 ‘comeback’ TV special.”

“Jesus’ entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. Elvis’ entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.”

“Mary, an important woman in Jesus’ life, had an Immaculate Conception. Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis’ life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.”

Scary stuff, huh? For more, go here.