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GADFLY: September Surprise

Many,

including me
, have been predicting an “October Surprise” in advance of the
mid-term elections in November. Bin Laden suddenly turning up, dead or alive, a
terrorist attack somewhere in the U.S. (or the announcement of  another bogus
“cell” of terrorist wannabes, like

the hapless group in Miami who couldn’t even afford to buy their own combat
boots, much less blow anything up
), or some other dramatic development that
will help the Republicans, now apparently doomed to losing control of the House,
turn that seemingly inexorable tide.

But while we’ve all been waiting for something dramatic in
the way of poll-influencing Republican-engineered news developments (other than

the inevitable Rove slime attacks
),  the GOP’s biggest booster, the oil
industry, has been quietly coming to the aid of their biggest butt kissers. Have
you noticed that gasoline prices have dropped dramatically in the last several
weeks, 42 cents in just the last three weeks? In fact, just in the last week,
they’ve 

dropped 11 cents per gallon.
Sure, gasoline prices normally decline after
Labor Day, but not this fast, and not so quickly after the rather dramatic spike
we saw in the last several months, when oil prices reached an all-time high,
along with oil company profits. In fact, this is the

steepest decline in prices in 10 years
.

Now call me a cynic, but everything I’ve read and seen
(that wasn’t 

propaganda bought and paid for by the oil companies
) indicates that the oil
industry has been

 manipulating the price of gasoline for years.
I’m not alone

in that belief
.   If they can manipulate them up, there’s no reason why they
can’t manipulate them down as well,  especially to avoid the threat that a
Democrat-controlled House may be less receptive to their influence.

It should come as no surprise that polls show that   a
large majority of the American electorate blames the Republicans for the prices
they’re paying at the pump, and consider this issue important in deciding how to
vote in the upcoming elections
. So, what better defense against that
perception (and outcome at the ballot box) than a vigorous offense, orchestrated
by the oil companies operating hand in glove with the GOP.

What makes the recent price fall all the more suspicious is
that it comes on the heels of the announcement that BP, one of the top three oil
giants, had “discovered” that its oil pipeline in Alaska’s Prudhoe Bay had
sprung a leak due to the
company’s failure to adequately maintain that pipeline
. The predictions were
that the shutdown, which provided a significant percentage of the US’s
consumption, would seriously affect the price of oil, which it did, but only, as
it turned out, in the short run. BP, obviously concerned about the outrage its
“discovery” caused, apparently figured out a way to mitigate the loss of all
that oil, though it hasn’t yet figured out a way to mitigate the
investigations

which have ensued as a result
.

Don’t get me wrong: I’m as glad to be paying less at the
pump as anyone, but what really chaps me is the ease with which the oil industry
twists our gonads when it wants to, and then, when it suits them, releases the
pressure with the same ease. All for the favor of an administration/political
party that has been nothing if not

the handmaiden of the oil industry
. Just as annoying is how the oil
companies successfully

recruit the credulous media
to persuade the public that the price of oil is
strictly market driven, when we all know otherwise.

But remember,
when it comes to gasoline (and unlike gravity), what comes down inevitably goes
up, so don’t be surprised if, shortly after the November elections, we see
“market forces” at play again when the price at the pump goes soaring again,
only this time it will either be because the Republicans have been safely
re-ensconced in Congress, or because the Democrats have taken the House, and the
oil companies want them to take the blame for another episode of price gouging.

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Book Features Books

He’s a Loser

This just in: Jared Fogle, the guy who lost 250 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches, will be at Davis-Kidd Booksellers Friday, September 15th to sign his new motivational book, “Jared, the Subway Guy – Winning Through Losing: 13 Lessons for Turning Your Life Around.”

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News

Pidgeon and the Little Sisters

“How do you think stripping dwarf sisters would be any different from any other strippers? Would you be compassionate and automatically believe their lives had been an epic struggle to hurdle social barriers and overcome massive obstacles not faced by average sized people? Or would you just assume they’d been in a tree trunk making cookies, or in a polar igloo packing Santa’s sled?”

From a story by the always-interesting former Memphian/writer/actor/dwarf Eugene Pidgeon, writing in the New Haven Advocate about a dwarf strip act called Little Sisters.

Read the rest here.

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News

SexyBack Back

J-Tim returns to Memphis to perform for a Good Morning America segment Friday morning on Beale St between Second and Third St. Timberlake is expected to perform a three-song set sometime between 7 and 8 a.m. There is no ticketing (it’s a street, people) so of course it’s first-come, first-served on vantage points, but come early because organizers expect upwards of 10,000 to attend. For details on where you should park and info on local media coverage (in case you don’t feel like showing up), go here.

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News

Cybill for Sale

We know you’re out there. Cybill Shepherd fans that just can’t resist acquiring mementos of Memphis’ golden girl. If you’re in the market, Ebay’s got 10 Shepherd collectibles for sale online this week. Like an autographed copy of her Rolling Stone cover from the 1980s (bidding starts at $24.99) and a vintage photo from her 1971 breakthrough film, “The Last Picture Show.” To see more, go here.

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Adrian Rogers – Woot!

The Tennessee Baptist Convention will be held this November at Bellevue Baptist Church. The day before the convention begins, there will be a pastors’ conference, which is dedicated to late Bellevue leader Adrian Rogers. From the Web site: “[Rogers} was a consistent example of a great soul winner, committed pastor, and a friend to pastors of churches large and small. This magnificent edifice in which we meet today stands in honor and to the glory of God the Father and the Lord Jesus, but also as a glimpse of the visionary leadership Adrian Rogers gave to this great body of believers.”

At least one Baptist blogger has a problem with this. Read about it here.

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Sports Sports Feature

Wharton Takes on Courier in Tennis

Shelby County mayor A C Wharton takes on tennis great Jim Courier at (where else?) Court Square tomorrow. It’s a publicity stunt for the Stanford Tennis Championships, which will benefit St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. First serve is around 4:30 Wednesday afternoon.

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News

Naked Man Alert!

Ever since P.T.’s Show Club became The Pony, there’s been a serious dearth of naked men on stage in this town. But a play at TheatreWorks promises to change all that, if only through September 17th. In Party, a play about seven gay men who get together once a month for a little soirée, all cast members wind up nude by play’s end.

It’s performed by members of the Emerald Theatre Company. For more, check out the Flyer’s searchable listings.

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News

Gest Again

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2413950

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Again with the Elvis Cup

Okay … this will be the last mention of the Elvis Cup (unless it can tell us who really murdered John Benet Ramsey). But we thought you should know that it’s now available on eBay. Starting bid is $56,000. Happy bidding!