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POLITICS: A Matter of Timelines

Jim Kyle is watching the calendar. The state Senate’s Democratic leader wants his Memphis colleague, state senator and 9th District congressman-elect Steve Cohen, to go ahead and resign his District 30 seat — “hopefully before the end of the month” — so that whoever ends up being appointed Cohen’s successor will have a chance to start raising money for reelection.

Cohen, whose relations with Kyle over the years have ranged from chilly to formally correct, disagrees. “I think anybody who’s seriously interested in running for senator ought to start raising money now. There’s plenty of time,” Cohen insists.

The deadline that Kyle is looking at is January 9th, the start of next year’s session of the Tennessee General Assembly. After that date, state law prohibits sitting legislators from doing any fund-raising until the end of the session — traditionally, at some point between late April and mid-summer.

Kyle figures the Shelby County Commission, which has a 7-6 Democratic majority, will — and should — appoint a viable Democrat who will be a candidate for reelection in a special election next year. But if Cohen delays his resignation — until sometime in mid-December, say — Kyle fears the commission won’t be able to start and complete the appointment process in time for the new senator to do any fund-raising before the start of the legislative session.

His reasoning is that, once a vacancy exists (and not until it does), the commission must use one meeting for advertising a vacancy, allow time for applications, and then devote time at the next commission meeting, two weeks later, for a vote on an interim successor to Cohen. The commission has two meetings set for December — on the 4th and 18th.

Kyle’s concern: If Cohen delays his resignation until late in December, as he has indicated he might, the interim senator will have to wait on raising any campaign money for several months, while, presumably, a prospective opponent from the other party can use the time to hold any number of perfectly legal fund-raising events.

Cohen — pleading leftover legislative duties, among other considerations — is unmoved, noting the precedent set in 2004 by then state senator Lincoln Davis, who had been elected to Congress from the state’s 4th District.

Disagreement between the two Shelby County Democrats has not been uncommon over the years. They have frequently taken issue with each other both in private and in public — and over both private and public matters. A case involving both at once was Cohen’s 1995 vote supportive of then Governor Don Sundquist’s successful move to eliminate the state Public Service Commission — one of whose freshly elected members was Sara Kyle, the senator’s wife. (She later was appointed to the substitute Tennessee Regulatory Authority.)

Kyle’s tongue-in-cheek statement of support for Cohen during the latter’s successful run for Congress this year reflects the ambivalent nature of their relationship: “Nobody in the state Senate will be happier than me to see Senator Cohen in the U.S. House of Representatives.”

Meanwhile, Cohen has so far declined to indicate a preference among the potential Democratic candidates to succeed him. At least two — Kevin Gallagher, Cohen’s congressional campaign manager, and David Upton, his longtime political ally — are personally close.

Kyle, who met with several county commissioners on Monday, limits his preference to several general criteria — among them, that whoever is chosen by the commission should support Democratic senator John Wilder of Somerville for reelection as Senate presiding officer/lieutenant governor and be able to run a capable race for reelection.

Other Senate hopeful names in the hopper: former city attorney Robert Spence and state representative Beverly Marrero (another Cohen friend) among Democrats; and businessman Kemp Conrad and lawyer D. Jack Smith among Republicans.

• Cohen spent last week in Washington undergoing freshman orientation along with 49 other newcomers to the U.S. House, including 41 Democrats. On his weekend return at Memphis International Airport, the congressman-elect clarified two matters previously reported elsewhere.

He said he had never indicated that he intended to seek outright membership, as a white, in the Congressional Black Caucus and that he had decided to shelve any plans to push a national lottery. “I’d end up competing with myself,” said the 12-term state senator who is credited with creating the state lottery in Tennessee.

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WDIA Founder John R. Pepper Dies

The Associated Press is reporting that John R. Pepper II, co-founder of the first nationwide radio station with programming targeting a black audience, died Monday at 91.

Pepper died at St. Francis Hospital after an extended illness, according to Forest Hill Midtown Funeral Home, where services were held Friday. WDIA-AM was the first station in the South with an all-black on-air staff. Clear Channel Broadcasting Inc. now owns the station, which reaches five states.

WDIA, which Pepper founded with Bert Ferguson in the 1940s, helped launch the careers of B.B. King and Isaac Hayes, among others, and eased the way for blacks throughout the country to break into broadcasting.

To read more, go here.

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Letters To The Editor Opinion

Letters to the Editor

Gay Marriage

By adopting a constitutional ban on gay unions, Tennessee has forever preempted the power of activist judges to override the moral will and wisdom of the people.

Tennesseans may now also want to consider legal remedies for two other grave threats to the sacred institution of marriage: the alarming rate of divorce and the increasingly common practice among heterosexuals of cohabiting out of wedlock.

Two proposals might thus present themselves: One would absolutely prohibit divorce; the other would invoke the Old Testament sanction against adultery. In the latter case, however, shooting those found guilty of adultery would be more humane than stoning them to death.

M.L. Wilson

Memphis

Bianca Phillips’ article on Amendment One (November 2nd issue) was concise and informative. Both sides of the argument were presented, but the comments made by state senator David Fowler were close-minded and offensive. He said that legalization of gay marriage would create problems for employers, landlords, insurance companies, and others with a moral or religious opposition to it.

I believe a ban on same-sex marriage is a violation of the separation of church and state. We cherish our freedoms of speech, religion, and assembly. No true American would vote to deny or oppress any of those freedoms. Hopefully, someday, voters will realize that denying someone the rights and benefits associated with marriage because of a religious viewpoint is a gross injustice.

I hope this senseless discrimination is stopped and the nation begins to respect the lifestyles of others, even if they don’t agree with them.

Mitch Campbell

Cordova

St. Louis Spirit

Frank Murtaugh’s story about his dad and the St. Louis Cardinals (“St. Louis Spirit,” November 9th issue) brought tears to my eyes.

It took me back to 1968, when I was 9 years old. My dad took me to my first professional baseball game in St. Louis. Little did I know that the team I saw that day would go on to win the World Series. That summer vacation was a young boy’s dream come true.

Since then, my dad and I have enjoyed watching many more World Series games. This year, my dad took ill, and we watched the series in his hospital room at the VA hospital. It was the last time my dad and I would watch together. He passed away on October 6th.

Thanks again to Murtaugh for sharing his story and for bringing back great memories for me.

Theodore R. Brown

Memphis

Fox News

Fox News, the preferred news of most Republicans, has finally come out of the closet. Some of us are aware that Fox is the only news outlet that hires former GOP hacks. In fact, Roger Ailes, the head of Fox News, was a dirty trickster during the Nixon years. When President Bush needed a new voice, he hired “Tony Snow-Job” from Fox. Tony was a GOP speech writer before Fox hired him.

Now that the election is over, Fox will continue to be the propaganda arm of the Republican Party. Of course, profits are still needed to keep the propaganda flowing. So Rupert Murdoch, the power behind the smiling Fox News faces, has decided to pay O.J. Simpson millions for a television show about his new book, If I Did It.

There are two reasons for this. First, it will create huge profits for Fox, and second, it will help to divert attention from the corruption that has permeated our government. With the Democrats in power, the Republicans will no longer be able to cover up their own corruption, so it’s Fox’s job to create a diversion.

Jack Bishop

Cordova

Completely Different

“And now for something completely different!” I don’t remember where that phrase came from (Monty Python?), but it certainly applies to the article by “Angelina Rolie” on Memphis’ roller derby girls (“Derby Days,” November 16th issue).

It was great to read about something “completely different.” It restored my faith in Memphis that something so off-the-wall yet so obviously vibrant can be created here. Thanks. It made my day.

Amy Moore

Memphis

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Letter from the Editor: Hold Your Memories Close

When I was a child, my entire family — on my father’s and my mother’s side — lived in the same small town. We gathered for the holidays at my parents’ house with two sets of grandparents, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, and assorted stray friends. The heady aromatic incense of roasting turkey, green-bean casserole, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie, mincemeat pie, fresh bread, stuffing (no mushrooms, please, we’re Midwesterners), and homemade cranberry sauce filled the house from early morning on.

The women worked in the kitchen (this was the pre-revolution, pre-Food Channel 1960s), while the men stayed in the den watching the Lions-Cowboys game, sipping cheap Zinfandel, and salivating. Two tables were set up to handle the hordes — one in the living room, one in the dining room. After we sat down to eat, sometime in mid-afternoon, my father said grace and we dug in. When it was over, the women cleaned up and the men went back to the game and fell asleep.

That was long ago and far away, it occurs to me now. My children’s experiences were different. They mostly grew up in the Northeast and spent their teens in Memphis. Some years, we would all make the journey to one set of in-laws or the other. Some years, we would stay put and celebrate with friends.

Now I’m on the other end of the holiday cycle, happy when one of my adult children or stepchildren makes it to Memphis for a major holiday. And resigned to the realities of travel and distance and jobs and relationships that sometimes make that impossible.

This year, it turns out my children will be elsewhere and I’ll miss them, but I like to think at some point during the day they’ll raise a glass of Zinfandel (more likely a nice Pinot) to their old man — and to Thanksgivings past.

Soon enough, they’ll learn time slips by like that muddy river outside my window, and we are powerless in its current. I think that’s why the holidays come around every year: to remind us to be thankful for what we have — and for what we’ve had. To celebrate with those you love, near and far, and to hold your memories close.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com

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Panda Porn: It’s Working!

Somebody alert officials at the Memphis Zoo. According to MSNBC.com, the video Chinese officials showed of mating pandas in hopes of getting them to procreate may have been a factor in the panda baby boom in China. The Memphis Zoo’s pandas, Le Le and Ya Ya, have been decidedly disinterested in each other. Worth a shot.

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Film Features Film/TV

Dumb and Dumber

Christopher Guest’s recent series of comedic satires — Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, and now For Your Consideration — are beloved by many and reviled by some. I’ve always had a mixed reaction. I thought Waiting for Guffman, about a community-theater troupe in small-town Missouri, was condescending. And I didn’t get many laughs out of Best in Show or A Mighty Wind, but did find moments to cherish. In Best in Show, Fred Willard’s gonzo turn as a dog-show color-commentator was one of the more sidesplitting bits in recent cinema. And A Mighty Wind, about the folk-revival scene, had a gentleness and sweetness that was new to Guest’s films, especially in a surprisingly poignant turn from Guest regular Catherine O’Hara.

O’Hara finds a similar note early on in For Your Consideration, which follows the cast and crew of an indie drama after their little movie gets a bit of Internet Oscar buzz. Playing a past-her-prime actress, Marilyn Hack (her name a cruel joke on the character?), O’Hara stands in her sun-dappled California kitchen, watching Bette Davis and Henry Fonda parry in Jezebel on television and speaking the lines along with Davis. Perhaps the scene is meant to underscore Hack’s actorly self-regard, but O’Hara makes it lovely.

Unfortunately, Guest and co-writer Eugene Levy make it impossible for O’Hara to keep this character identifiable, turning her into a grotesque joke of a plastic-surgery disaster by the film’s end.

Similarly, the rest of For Your Consideration falls flat — it’s Guest’s least funny, most out-of-touch movie yet.

The movie within a movie in For Your Consideration is Home for Purim, a square little Jewish family drama set in the WWII-era South. (The idea of conflating Jewishness and Southernness seems funny to the filmmakers, who have apparently never been to the South.) It stars Hack and down-on-his-heels actor Victor Allan Miller (Harry Shearer), who is saddled with a mediocre agent (Levy) and a bill-paying gig wearing a wiener costume in hot-dog commercials. The rest of Guest’s regular company of players fill in: Parker Posey as an actress playing the couple’s estranged lesbian daughter; Guest as the film’s director; Bob Balaban and Michael McKean as screenwriters. Of absolutely no surprise, the best bits come from Jane Lynch and the always sublime Willard as hosts of an Entertainment Tonight-like television show, Lynch’s subtle physical comedy slyly eviscerating the genre.

The execution is off, but the subject matter might be a bigger part of the problem. Guest’s style worked (if you say so) in his other movies in part because they were set in weird subcultures viewers were likely to be unfamiliar with — small-town theater, dog-show competitors, folk devotees. Here, Guest and his troupe tackle a subject everyone is familiar with in the age of box-office grosses as news stories.

In an era of Entourage and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, For Your Consideration feels like a vision of Hollywood not by film professionals but by public-radio employees in Wisconsin. It feels like recent Woody Allen comedies, ostensibly set in the present but coming across, rather unintentionally, as a personal past that never really existed. The comedy is meant to evolve from the reality of these people and their situations — their vanity, their ambition, their self-delusion — but the characters are too dumb to be believed.

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Casino Royale

Casino Royale is the 21st big-screen James Bond film, but it might as well be the first. Following the model of recent film-franchise revamps Batman Begins and Superman Returns, Casino Royale asks the audience to view its character’s film history through the lens of a fresh re-imagining. The previous Bond film, Die Another Day, was a celebration of 40 years of international intrigue, a kind of greatest hits of a series that was sometimes great, sometimes painful, sometimes funny, sometimes ridiculous, almost always watchable. Die Another Day‘s Bond, Pierce Brosnan, was born to play what the part had become: a larger-than-life charmer who could get out of a scrape with a one-liner and a beautiful gal on his lips.

In Casino Royale, Daniel Craig kicks that Bond to the curb. Craig’s Bond is life-size and no bigger, a man who kills for a living and is susceptible to falling in love and capable of making mistakes in both endeavors.

Just as many ’60s and ’70s Bond flicks reflected the Cold War, Casino Royale is steeped in the post-9/11 world. The plot — as ill defined as the “war on terror” — struggles to gain focus. Which seems to be point: More than any previous Bond film, Casino Royale is mostly about Bond himself, and eccentric villains bent on world-domination are tangential.

Though the idea of James Bond playing Texas Hold-‘Em is still difficult to swallow, and the sight of him driving a Ford nigh impossible to believe, I can’t imagine a more exciting harbinger for the future health of the franchise than Casino Royale.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

New Traditions

My Thanksgiving tradition began four years ago, when my parents came to visit from Germany. Of course, Thanksgiving being a wholly American holiday, Germany doesn’t observe it, but like many other countries, they do celebrate the harvest.

I was trying to find a way for my parents to meet my friends and decided on a Thanksgiving brunch. An eclectic mix of Russian, American, Mexican, and German friends came, and even though my parents haven’t been back this time of the year, the tradition carried on.

Jose Gutierrez, chef/owner of Encore and a native of France, has lived in the United States for more than 30 years and has cooked his share of traditional Thanksgiving meals. But he can’t get excited about toddler-size turkeys and sweet cranberry sauce.

“I cooked a Thanksgiving dinner for somebody once, and I made this great cranberry sauce,” the chef explains. “Not too tart, not too sweet — just right. The people who ate it said it was the worst thing they’d ever eaten, and they tried to fix it with sweetener. That is just gross.”

A Thanksgiving Gutierrez-style is a gathering of friends and employees who have no place to go and probably a turkey ballotine for dinner. For the ballotine, the turkey is completely boned (skin saved), the meat is cut into small cubes, stuffed back into the skin, tied, rolled up into a bundle, and either braised or roasted.

“This is a really great way to prepare turkey if you know how to de-bone it, because it will take a lot less time to cook and won’t get dry” Gutierrez says. “Your friends won’t think that you don’t like them because you made them eat dry turkey, and you don’t have to eat turkey leftovers that last until Christmas. That makes everybody happy.”

Konrad Spitzbart, executive pastry chef at The Peabody and a native of Austria, enjoys the American Thanksgiving foods. “I typically work on Thanksgiving Day, so I cook for my family the next day, and we have all the traditional foods — green beans and sweet-potato casserole, turkey with stuffing. It’s one of my wife’s favorite holidays.”

Courtesy of Reinaldo Alfonso

An Alfonso family holiday spread

Erling Jensen, chef/owner of the eponymous restaurant and a native of Denmark, gets to take the day off from cooking and enjoy his mother-in-law’s Thanksgiving food. “I like all the traditional food, and my mother-in-law is a pretty good cook,” Jensen says. “More important than the food is that everybody comes together to have a good time.”

Even though there is no equivalent holiday to Thanksgiving in either Austria or Denmark, there is food for the winter holidays.

The traditional Austrian holiday meal is simple — sausage and cabbage, Spitzbart says.

“A typical holiday meal in Denmark is a seated dinner of either roasted goose or duck with caramelized potatoes, apples, and jellies, and ‘Ris Allamande’ — rice pudding with whipped cream, chopped almonds, and vanilla and sweet cherry sauce — for dessert,” Jensen says.

Chez Philippe chef de cuisine Reinaldo Alfonso is of Cuban descent and grew up in Miami. Alfonso’s family has observed the Thanksgiving holiday ever since Reinaldo can remember. “We usually don’t do the traditional Thanksgiving dinner, maybe a little here and there for the American family members who have married into this big Cuban family,” the chef explains. “But in the end, it will turn into a big party. My dad will be in charge of the music, and everybody will be eating, dancing, and chatting.”

Cooking chores in the Alfonso family are split “equally.” The men are responsible for roasting and watching the pig, all the while playing dominos and having a few drinks and a cigar or two. “The pig is a huge affair,” says Alfonso. “We pick one at the beginning of the year, and the farmer will feed and raise it for us until we pick it up.”

After the pig is slaughtered, it’s marinated in mojo (oregano, cumin, onion, garlic, lime or sour orange juice, olive oil, and pepper) for two days before it’s roasted in a carefully crafted backyard pit from dawn until dusk.

None of the Alfonso family pig goes to waste. The blood is saved to make morcilla, Cuban blood sausage, and the family argues over who gets to eat the crispy roasted ears.

The women in Alfonso’s family take great pride in preparing everything but the pig. “My mom often adapts several American classics and infuses them with Cuban flavors,” he says. The result are such dishes as “Congri Oriental” (black beans and rice cooked with pork), corn casserole with Caribbean pumpkin (calabasa) and chorizo sausage, tamales, pumpkin fritters, Cuban bread, and candied yams glazed with rum syrup and a cinnamon meringue top as well as pumpkin flan.

Even though Alfonso is looking forward to eating plenty of his favorite foods, the company is just as important. “It has been a while since I was home for Thanksgiving and spent time with my family. This year, it’s going to be a big surprise because my mom doesn’t know I’m coming.”

Maybe I should keep an eye out for two Germans on Thanksgiving. I might be in for a surprise myself.

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15 Years and Still Wacky

Automatic Slim’s Tonga Club celebrates its 15th anniversary this Friday with music by the Coolers, the restaurant’s former house band, with the Wild Magnolias as the opening act. Diners can order off the original menu and pay the prices from 1991, when dishes were in the $9 to $16 range and had peculiar names such as the Cowboy Travis Steak.

Although Automatic Slim’s actual anniversary date was on July 18th, owner Karen Carrier chose not to celebrate it then because she felt that too many people would be on summer vacation and thus wouldn’t get a chance to be part of the party. Then, just three weeks ago, it occurred to Carrier that many of those people would be in town for Thanksgiving, so the party was on.

What was Automatic Slim’s like 15 years ago? “Crazy. It was just crazy,” says Carrier. “People literally went nuts. The Coolers played every Saturday, and when they started playing, the restaurant transformed into a wild nightclub in a matter of minutes,” Carrier remembers. “The band had this thing they called the ‘love train.’ Everybody would jump up and start dancing, and people danced out the door up on Second, around the block, down on Union, and back to the restaurant — partying like that until 2 a.m.”

In 1991, you better believe that there was nothing like Slim’s downtown, much less Memphis. The menu reflected an eclectic mix of Southern, South of the Border, Asian, and Cajun/Caribbean cooking: a seemingly tame corn chowder served with grated cheese and roasted poblano peppers ($2); coconut mango shrimp that has since made its way from menu to menu to menu for 15 years and is still one of the restaurant’s top sellers ($6.75); the Caribbean Voodoo Stew, described as an island bouillabaisse ($13.95); and the Huachinanga, a whole crispy red snapper with marinated tomato, red onions, and jalapenos ($15.95).

The restaurant’s interior was recently revamped with a newly designed mezzanine by Wayne Edge, new seating (except for the oh-so-loved bar stools), lighting, and a stage for the bands (finally!).

Over the past 15 years, Automatic Slim’s has become a downtown institution, and Carrier has since put what a reviewer called her “ingenious, wacky, and very dedicated” mark on Cielo, the Beauty Shop, and DŌ. What patrons find at the restaurant could be described as wacky and eccentric, but Automatic Slim’s remained consistent in its eccentricity for 15 years. Now, if that isn’t a reason to celebrate …

Automatic Slim’s way back when

Automatic Slim’s Tonga Club’s 15th Birthday Party is Friday, November 24th. Dinner service starts at 5 p.m.; live music starts at 9:30 p.m. and continues, as Carrier puts it, “’til the cows come home.”

Automatic Slim’s Tonga Club,

83 S. Second (525-7948)

From an August 1991 Flyer review of Automatic Slim’s by Tim Sampson:

“This restaurant is like a cross between Pee Wee’s Playhouse and a chic island getaway where Truman Capote might have jotted cocktail-napkin notes for his Martinique-set story Music for Chameleons.

“As far as I’m concerned, the city can build all the Pyramids, trolley lines, and revamped Mid-America Malls it cares to, but it’s little, innovative, breath-of-fresh-air places like this that give Memphis some semblance of being the kind of cosmopolitan city it’s begging to be.”

siba@gmx.com

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MPD Launches Operation Jingle Bells

Just in time for Black Friday — the biggest shopping day of the year during which everybody gets up at 4 a.m. to cram themselves in their local big-box store to get a .99 cent DVD player — the Memphis Police Department has launched “Operation: Jingle Bells.” To protect area shoppers from the inevitable increased criminal activity, officers will be patrolling retail centers and malls.

In addition, the MPD offers the following tips:

Leave purses at home or place them in the trunk of your vehicle before you leave

Be aware of your surroundings while walking to and from your vehicle

Avoid shopping alone

Park your vehicle in well lit areas

Do not count money while standing at an ATM machine or show lots of cash in the check-out line

Remove cell phones, lap top computers, briefcases and other items inside your vehicle

Secure packages in the trunk or other part of the vehicle where they cannot be seen

If a robber wants your wallet or purse, hand it over to prevent possible injury

Should you be involved in minor vehicle crash, do not exit the vehicle until a Deputy arrives to prevent a “bump and rob” scheme