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Tancredo vs. Diamond: The Presidential Debate Takes a Sci-Fi Turn


BY
JACKSON BAKER
 |
MAY 9, 2007

This will come as real news to most Memphians: Our city has
a bona fide declared presidential candidate – David F. Diamond (ne Fentress) –
who has just been attacked by another presidential candidate, Colorado
Republican congressman Tom Tancredo, as something of a mad scientist. By our
reckoning, it’s Tancredo (pictured) who sounds more like a mad scientist. But judge for
yourself.

In last week’s televised MSNBC debate featuring 10 GOP
contenders, each of the candidates got at least one question emailed in by a
viewer of the program. Tancredo’s came from independent Diamond, a former radio
personality and conservative activist whose chief campaign plank is a concern
for facilitating organ transplants.

Jim VanderHei, executive editor of Politico.com, read the
question this way: “David Diamond of Memphis writes in: ‘Do you have a plan to
solve the shortage of organs donated for transplant?'”

Here, in its entirely, is the response from Tancredo,
hitherto best known for his adamant opposition to amnesty for illegal
immigrants, whom he wants treated as felons:

“”Well, I don’t believe that the goal of the United
States..that the president of the United States should be putting forth a plan
to do such a thing. The reality is that technology and the advent of technology
in a variety of areas is going at a pace where, I believe, we can look
forward…we can look forward to a variety of things that will allow us to cure
diseases that we do not have a cure for….”

Tancredo then went on something of a bender.

“But the idea that I take is inherent in this question –
that we should somehow be growing these things, that we should somehow be
cloning people for the purpose of using these kinds of, uh, attitudes is
ridiculous. I absolutely would not support it.”

Growing these things? Using these kinds of, uh,
attitudes
?

Okay, David, the debate’s on. You have 30 seconds (or more
if you need it) for a rebuttal.

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Heart to Heart

A few years ago, Kathy Kastan moved to Memphis. She ate well, didn’t smoke, lived an active lifestyle, and thought she was “invincible.”

Sometimes when she exercised, though, she had shortness of breath, nausea, profuse sweating, or pain down her left arm. Kastan ignored the problems, thinking they’d go away.

After a particularly pointed episode, Kastan sought medical advice. But she had considerable difficulty getting properly diagnosed. Finally, it was determined that she had severe heart disease. Within a year, she underwent emergency bypass surgery. She was 41 years old.

After discovering firsthand how significant — yet unexpected — her health problems were in her life and those of her loved ones, Kastan wanted to do something. “I decided to get involved and to give back, and I’ve been doing it ever since,” she says.

Kastan is the chair of the board of the Memphis American Heart Association and is president of WomenHeart: The National Coalition for Women with Heart Disease.

And Kastan wrote a book: From the Heart: A Woman’s Guide to Living Well with Heart Disease (Da Capo). In it, she focuses not on the physical or medical ramifications of heart disease but the emotional and psychological effects. (An interview with her appears in the May Memphis magazine.)

Kastan will be at Davis-Kidd Booksellers on Thursday, May 10th, at 6 p.m., where she will discuss and sign copies of her book.
Call Davis-Kidd at 901-683-9801 or go to daviskidd.com for more information.

by Greg Akers

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Looking For Nice People

Representatives from Spread the Sharing will be in town this week looking for people with stories of doing something nice for others.

The idea behind the campaign is to fight hunger through “paying it forward.” Spread the Sharing, sponsored by Country Crock, is going across the country gathering stories of those little acts of kindness, like working a soup kitchen or inviting someone over for dinner who could use a good meal. For every story recorded, a meal will be donated to America’s Second Harvest, a food-bank network. More than 19,500 meals have been donated so far.

Those stories collected are then shown on a web broadcast hosted by country music star Amy Grant. For more information, go to the Spread the Sharing Web site.

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Sports Sports Feature

Tennis, Anyone?

Head on down to the Fitz United States Tennis Association Pro Circuit tournament going on now through May 12th.

Among the competitors coming to the Tunica National Golf and Tennis Club — which boasts the only Hydro-Grid indoor clay courts south of Washington, D.C. — are Robert Kendrick, a seven-time USTA Pro Circuit champion, and Paul Goldstein, who hung tough against some top-ranked players at Wimbledom and the Australian Open earlier this year. The event is free to the public. For more information, call 662-357-0777.

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A Laugh Riot

Grab your false mustache and joy buzzer and head over to Comedy Tennessee tomorrow night, May 9th for the second round of the Funniest Person in Memphis Contest. The participants have already been chosen, but it can’t hurt to look the part.

Most of the Memphis-based improv group Wiseguys (“comedy you can’t refuse”) will be competing in the second round. The Wiseguys have been known to be hilarious doing improv, which leads us to hope that they’ll be side-splitting when they’ve had a chance to prepare. Be sure to be there for their act, or they might have to introduce you to a pair of cement shoes. We’re just sayin’.

Just Larry, the first non Clown College graduate to perform with Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus in over 30 years, will also be trying his hand at stand-up comedy. We’re not sure whether he’ll be juggling any flaming bowling pins or not, but whatever happens, it should be a night to remember.

For more info on the event as well as the lineup for Wednesday, go to the Comedy Tennessee web site. Each comedian gets 5 minutes to make it or break it.

-Cherie Heiberg

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Peabody Ducks Get New Leader

It often turns up on various surveys of the “coolest jobs in Memphis” but if you wanted it, you’re too late. The Peabody has hired a new Duckmaster, Jason Sensat, to lead the famous mallards from their penthouse quarters to the lobby fountain twice a day.

In addition to taking care of the ducks, the Duckmaster conducts tours and acts as an ambassador for the hotel.

Sensat will be carrying on a tradition that began at The Peabody more than 60 years ago, when the first Duckmaster, Edward Pembroke, was hired. Pembroke held the job for 50 years.

The ducks are marched to the lobby’s fountain at 11 a.m. and back to the roof at 5 p.m. every day.

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Politics Politics Feature

Stiles to Head Election Commission

The newly elected chairman of the Shelby County Election Commission is Myra Stiles, who was returned to the commission as a Democratic member last month, following the second of two brief intermissions in her longtime service, which began in 1987.

Stiles has been administrator of the law firm Farris Mathews Branan Bobango & Hellen, PLC since 1982 and previously served as special assistant to the late William Farris, chairman of the Tennnessee Democratic Party in 1978-81.

She has also been president of the Democratic Women of Shelby County and of the Tennessee Federation of Democratic Women.

–jb

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FROM MY SEAT: A Deal with the Devil?

If there’s been a worse month in St. Louis Cardinals
history than April 2007, describe it to a member of Cardinal Nation at your
peril. From the mere disappointment of opening a title defense with weaknesses
galore to the unspeakable tragedy of a player’s sudden death, the 30 days after
St. Louis beat Cleveland at AutoZone Park in the Civil Rights Game were among
the worst the team has — or will ever — experience. Grab a numbing beverage of
choice, and bear with me as I recount what certainly must be the Cardinals’
darkest hour, dawn presumably on its way.

  • Opening the 2007 season with all the pageantry and
    ceremony a world champion will, St. Louis was eviscerated by the very team they
    beat in last year’s National League Championship Series. With the franchise’s
    10th world-championship flag raised, and rings safely in the hands of those
    responsible for said title, St. Louis scored exactly two runs in a three-game
    sweep at the hands of the New York Mets.

  • Pitching ace Chris Carpenter — the only player on
    the Cardinal roster who can even approach Albert Pujols in value — suffered
    elbow inflammation after the opening-night loss and now finds himself scheduled
    for surgery. The 2005 Cy Young winner will be on the shelf a minimum of three
    months.

  • Over the course of eight days (April 14-21), the
    Cardinals lost three games started by pitchers who started in the 2004 World
    Series for St. Louis. Matt Morris (Giants), Jeff Suppan (Brewers), and Jason
    Marquis (Cubs) played the enemy as the month began to spiral downward. The most
    bitter pill was certainly Marquis, whose profound mediocrity left him off last
    year’s playoff roster (though his ring certainly shines every bit as brightly as
    Carpenter’s). Marquis compounded the insult by beating the Cards again on April
    28th.

  • As for the great Pujols, he finished the month
    batting .250. Which was better than fellow star Jim Edmonds(.222), and equal to
    that of perennial All-Star Scott Rolen. The headlining trio combined for nine
    home runs in April, which is five fewer than Pujols hit by himself(!) in April
    2006.

  • Then there was April 29th. Shortly after midnight,
    29-year-old relief pitcher Josh Hancock was killed instantly when his car
    slammed into a parked tow-truck on Interstate 64 in St. Louis. Having pitched
    three innings only a few hours earlier at Busch, the Mississippi native left a
    clubhouse — and fan base — trying to reconcile the emotional turmoil of losing
    games with that far heavier burden of losing life. For the second time in six
    seasons, the St. Louis Cardinals will need to play (survive?) a season with a
    black patch on their uniforms. If the ache of Darryl Kile’s passing has yet to
    be numbed, how can Hancock’s death be absorbed without the pain consuming young
    men trained to focus on hitting, throwing, and catching a baseball?

    Now a week into May, the Cardinals find themselves in
    the NL Central Division cellar, eight games behind a young and hungry Milwaukee
    Brewer club. The fact is, since they went 17-8 in April 2006, the Cardinals have
    gone 78-87 over six months of regular-season baseball. The aberration, it
    appears, may not be last month’s stretch of losing, but rather the 11-5 record
    the club reeled off last October to win the World Series. Makes you wonder who
    manager Tony LaRussa may have been meeting with behind closed doors last fall,
    and if there was a pitchfork in the room.

    St. Louis finds itself with that rarest of phenomena for
    a defending champion: a rebuilding year. Two primary areas must be addressed —
    and repaired — before the Cards will see postseason baseball again. To begin
    with, their starting rotation is now comprised of four pitchers with a combined
    total of 37 big-league starts (or five more than Carpenter had in 2006 alone).
    The fifth starter? Kip Wells. Current Memphis starters Blake Hawksworth and
    Chris Narveson are eager — but ready? — to enter the mix. And you can bet St.
    Louis general manager Walt Jocketty is listening to those Mark Buehrle rumors
    out of Chicago. (The White Sox hurler — author of a no-hitter last month — is
    a free agent at season’s end and has been a Cardinal fan since childhood.)

    Just as challenging for the Cardinal brass will be
    rebuilding offensive support for the still-young Pujols. Jim Edmonds (who turns
    37 next month) is now more valuable for his glove than for his bat (hitting
    under .200 with a single homer). The same can be said for Scott Rolen (32), who
    recently suffered an 0-for-25 drought. With Juan Encarnacion being fooled by
    Double-A pitching, the Cards have turned to Ryan Ludwick (eight home runs as a
    Memphis Redbird) for help. Ludwick is a career .237 hitter in 104 major-league
    games, though he drove in a run in Sunday’s win over Houston.

    A baseball
    season can fly by when a team’s having fun. The 2007 Cardinals, it appears, will
    spend much of this season gazing at that championship pennant, befuddled at how
    quickly the fun went away.

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    Honeybees at the Children’s Museum

    Opening today at the Children’s Museum of Memphis is an exhibit of honeybees.

    The Memphis Area Beekeepers Association helped put the exhibit together, which features two hives behind a window. The exhibit will allow kids to get a peek at colony life and will include fun info about bees, such as the fact that a single colony can produce up to 100 pounds of honey in a year.

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    Politics Politics Feature

    Morris On Filling MLGW Post: Wait Until After the Election

    Former MLGW head and current mayoral candidate Herman Morris issued a statement today summing up his views on Willie Herenton’s role in the MLGW mess and about the utility company’s selection of a president to replace Joseph Lee.

    The release reads as follows:

    “Mayoral candidate and former President/CEO of Memphis Light Gas & Water, Herman Morris, Jr., today called for a moratorium on a national search for the next leader of the public utility until after the election so that the best possible candidate can be found.

    Morris also strongly suggested that an interim president can be found among the experienced managers, staff or recent retirees.”

    “’On behalf of the people who pay their utility bills on time every month and who deserve to have the best municipal utility in the nation, I call for these steps because I know that no potential candidate for the job is going to agree to become president during a political campaign in which there is an excellent chance that the administration at City Hall will change,’ Morris said.

    “’It’s imperative that we find the best possible leader to bring our utility back to the position it once held. As our next mayor, I promise to start that process on day one — October 5,’ he added.

    “Morris pointed out in his remarks at a press conference in front of City Hall that MLGW has gone from a number one independent rating among public utilities under his management, to ‘dead last under Herenton’s administration.’

    “’On my watch, MLGW was efficient and was operated under sound economic and fiscal principles,’ he said. ‘Under my watch, ratepayers enjoyed the first rate DECREASE in the company’s history, and there were no rate increases for 10 years.’

    “Morris charged that under Herenton, MLGW became a ‘nest of cronyism and gangster management at the top.’ Herenton, he said, showed lack of leadership ‘by shoving aside highly qualified individuals and replacing them — often in redundant positions — with what can only be called “friends of Willie”.’

    “During the last few years, Morris charged, utility bills have gone up, employee morale at the utility has fallen, and ‘confidence among the citizens of our community has plummeted to all time lows.’

    “Morris put the blame for MLGW’s many woes at the foot of the current mayor.

    “He said the costs to the public as a result of ‘negligence and incompetence at the top’ have included a 400 percent increase in write-offs of bad debt; a $15 million debacle in Kentucky gas caves decisions; and an outrageous attempt to make ratepayers pay more than $61,000 in legal bills for resigned MLGW president Joseph Lee.

    “Morris promised to begin putting MLGW back on the right track the moment he is elected mayor, including firing political appointees placed in various positions at the utility by Herenton.”