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Weapons of Mass Distribution

Recently in Nashville, Tennessee Department of Transportation (TDOT) workers spent a day picking bits of once-frozen TV dinners off Interstate 440 after a tractor-trailer flipped over a guardrail.

The driver, Peter Wayne Meadows of Okolona, Mississippi, lost control of his vehicle while trying to maneuver a curve. Fortunately for other drivers, and TDOT workers, Meadows was hauling frozen dinners instead of hazardous waste.

As of July, the U.S. Army has shipped 103 truckloads of neutralized nerve agent VX on I-40 through Memphis. The chemical, currently stockpiled in Newport, Indiana, is being shipped to Port Arthur, Texas, for incineration.

It’s the possibility of a wreck that has members of the Kentucky-based Chemical Weapons Working Group (CWWG) and the national Sierra Club worried.

“Nobody knows what happens if you get [the neutralized VX nerve agent] on your skin,” says Elizabeth Crowe of the CWWG, an environmental action group promoting safe elimination of chemical weapons. “If you get a pinpoint amount of [straight] VX on your skin, it is enough to kill you.”

The CWWG and Sierra Club are seeking a preliminary injunction to stop the shipments. A federal judge in Indianapolis heard arguments last week and is expected to make a decision this week. The Army has voluntarily ceased shipments until that decision.

Army spokesperson Greg Mahall says they plan to ship a total of 450 truckloads of neutralized VX by December 2009 but that the chemical is a caustic solution that’s no more harmful than a truckload of “Drano or other drain cleaner.”

“Essentially,” Mahall says, “if you’re exposed to a nerve agent, it shuts down your central nervous system and results in death.”

Though Mahall says the shipments are neutralized, depositions by managers at the Newport Chemical Depot suggest otherwise. In documents presented to the court last week, the managers said samples from tanker spillage showed concentrations of the VX nerve agent in the neutralized byproduct.

“If something were to happen and that nerve agent were to get out of its container, we would have a huge disaster,” says Rita Harris, environmental justice coordinator for the local Sierra Club. “It really shouldn’t be coming … through the center of town. It’s scary because there are so many different accidents that could happen.”

Jeremy Heidt of the Tennessee Emergency Management Agency says they are in constant contact with the drivers as they approach the state border.

“We would stop them in Missouri before they cross over the border if they were to arrive in Memphis during rush hour,” says Heidt.

Local first responders are also notified as the shipments come through.

But the CWWG and Sierra Club would rather the Army dispose of the chemicals on-site in Indiana.

“It wasn’t ever a good idea to ship this waste off-site,” says Crowe. “Now that we know there’s actually more VX nerve agent within the [neutralized chemical], that makes it an even worse idea.”

The Army claims VX was never used in any American war, but there is some suspicion that Iraq used the chemical against Iran in 1988.

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Q&A: Karanja Ajanaku

The Memphis Tri-State Defender has gone through a lot of changes recently. In June, former Commercial Appeal reporter and editor Karanja Ajanaku assumed the executive editorship. Ajanaku avoids disparaging remarks about either his previous employer or Tri-State predecessors, though he acknowledges that he brings much-needed energy to his new job.

The Tri-State also recently moved into a new office overlooking W.C. Handy Park on Beale Street, where its first office opened in 1951. — Preston Lauterbach

Flyer: Tell us about your experience in local media.

Ajanaku: I spent 14 years as a reporter, starting out general assignment. I got to see the world and find out who I was. I covered City Hall in the late ’70s and early ’80s.

How did you view the Tri-State defender when you worked for The Commercial Appeal?

My interest in the Tri-State is longstanding. I came down here to volunteer. I wanted to help. That editor, for whatever reason, wasn’t able to have that conversation with me but later claimed that the African-American reporters in town didn’t find any way to contribute to the Tri-State. I thought, These two points aren’t hooking up.

What do you see as the role of black media in Memphis?

I see myself as an agent of change. Part of the job of being an executive editor of this paper is to effect change in the community. I intend to do that. We have to eliminate ethnic hatred. That’s the number-one thing that we have to do in this town.

How does the tri-state deal with the issues facing print media with declining circulations?

It’s no secret that the Tri-State has to increase its circulation. But if you’re delivering a relevant product — as it was in the past — you will serve the community and be profitable, and that’s what I intend to do.

We have to be able to communicate, to advertisers first of all, that we can penetrate the African-American community deeper and on a broader level than [other media] in this town. Real Times Media is interested in doing what it can for us to be relevant today — to pick up from the glory days of the African-American newspaper.

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Ladies’ Choice

Men have long tried to figure out what women want. Now, it’s the city of Memphis that should be asking that age-old question. Within the next three years, women will comprise a majority of

the workforce. Currently, 58 percent of all college enrollees are female; by 2013, that figure will be at 60 percent.

And, according to Brad Segal, president of Denver’s Progressive Urban Management Associates (PUMA), if Memphis wants a strong downtown in the new global economy, it better start flirting with — and courting — young women.

“There is a growing importance of well-educated young women,” he told attendees of the Center City Commission’s (CCC) annual luncheon last week.

I can’t say I was unhappy to hear that. I am a little concerned about where all the men are going to be, but if the future is in the hands of women, I can’t complain.

As the keynote speaker of the luncheon, Segal talked about global trends and their implications for downtown Memphis. Though originally developed for downtown Denver’s 20-year plan, Segal’s worldwide analysis has also been used in Seattle and Dallas.

“We were the economists on the [Denver] project. Usually economists look at past building activity and extrapolate out,” he said. “We realized that wasn’t going to work.”

Recognizing how much of Denver’s future was out of the city’s control, PUMA looked at global trends in demographics, lifestyles, and competition to see how those changes could or would affect life downtown.

What they came up with could be described as “think globally, act locally.”

“We were working under the idea that the city controls its destiny,” Segal said. “It doesn’t. It’s part of the global economy.”

For instance, it doesn’t take a magic eight ball to see that China and India are having a huge impact on the world’s economy. In 2005, China consumed 26 percent of all the steel produced worldwide and 47 percent of the concrete.

As these countries continue to grow in population and wealth, they’re going to consume more resources. Which makes those resources more expensive in the United States.

“Our building costs are going to go up. World consumption patters are going to change,” Segal said.

While that may be unfortunate for new suburbs or communities that don’t have a variety of existing structures, downtowns generally have buildings that can be renovated and re-used.

“Adaptive re-use will become more attractive as less resources are available,” Segal said. “I’m not talking just about historic buildings but those built in the ’70s and ’80s.”

Segal identified several things downtown Memphis should do to be successful in the global economy: prepare for more international tourism with more easy-to-understand signage, do more small-business development, and focus on sustainability.

“One of Memphis’ big issues is transit,” Segal said after the luncheon. “It’s a disadvantage to the city.”

Many American cities have found they simply cannot keep up with road congestion through new construction. By the time a new six-lane highway is finished, an eight-lane highway is needed.

“Additional road capacity doesn’t do anything to stem congestion,” Segal said. “It simply invites more cars on the highway.”

Memphians might argue that they don’t spend that much time in traffic — certainly not in comparison to cities such as Atlanta or Dallas — but they do spend an average of 33 hours a year on the highway.

As we export the American automobile lifestyle, other countries will demand more gasoline. As gas prices rise — or the supply becomes scarce — Memphians will look for other strategies for getting to work, whether it’s living closer, carpooling, or taking public transportation.

“This is where Memphis really hurts,” Segal said. “Transit needs to remain competitive.”

But in a nod to Richard Florida’s work on the “creative class,” Segal said Memphis’ other issue is attracting and retaining younger workers, especially women.

Memphis currently loses more 24- to 35-year-olds each year than it gains. Segal suggested Memphis needs to be more welcoming to a younger, more multicultural crowd. Once it has lured those people here, it needs to keep that talent pool as they age by providing more amenities for families (active park space, another downtown school, etc.).

“The notion of really trying to get young leadership in all types of positions, that would be a real opportunity for this city. You need to embrace new leadership,” Segal said.

As if to illustrate the point, the CCC gave out five awards after Segal’s remarks. One was a lifetime achievement award to Rendezvous founder Charlie Vergos (and accepted by his son, former city councilman John Vergos). Other honorees were Orpheum CEO Pat Halloran, Morgan Keegan partner John Stokes, Streets Ministries, and the city’s fire services department, led by Richard Arwood.

I’m sure all the honorees deserved their awards — especially those who founded popular barbecue restaurants — but watching five middle-aged, white men accept awards didn’t say “young” or “multicultural.”

Well, just wait until women are in charge. Ladies, after you.

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Crash Test

Shortly after Shelby County sheriff Mark Luttrell took office in 2002, he noticed his officers weren’t just assisting after traffic accidents — they were having quite a few wrecks of their own.

According to a report released last month by the Memphis Shelby Crime Commission, Shelby County Sheriff’s Office (SCSO) deputies had more traffic accidents in 2006 than officers from three similarly sized departments.

“It sends a mixed message to the community when we’re out policing day by day, trying to prevent traffic crashes, and we have several of our own,” said SCSO spokesperson Steve Shular.

The SCSO’s 2006 accident rate — 109 accidents for 498 officers — equates to 2.2 accidents for every 10 officers.

The worst officer accident in recent history was in 2004, when 40-year-old Metro Gang Unit officer Timothy Dunn was involved in a fatal collision. The accident wasn’t Dunn’s fault, but Luttrell saw it as an opportunity to stress vehicle safety.

“Ever since we lost Dunn, I feel that we have an obligation to … emphasize to our officers the importance of safe handling of vehicles,” said Luttrell.

Luttrell wanted to know how his department compared to others.

“The two most common accidents are backing into other vehicles and [hitting] animals in the roadway, like when a deputy hits a deer or some other animal,” said Joanitha Barnes, who oversaw the study for the Memphis Shelby Crime Commission.

Besides comparing numbers, the study also looked at how other departments are preventing accidents.

In Jefferson County, Kentucky, officers are required to attend a Collision Review and Safety Hearing (CRASH) after each accident. CRASH committee members make recommendations for penalties, ranging from a written reprimand to a loss of take-home vehicle privileges. Out of its 300 sworn deputies, Jefferson County only had 22 officer accidents in 2006.

“In the past, [our CRASH] hearings were based strictly on documentation,” said Luttrell. “Now we’re going to start bringing in the actual participants in the accidents [similar to how it’s done in Jefferson County].”

The sheriff’s office spent nearly $190,000 repairing and replacing wrecked police vehicles last year. Since SCSO is self-insured, the cost falls to the department.

While the study did not single out incidents of careless driving by officers, Luttrell said the department is concerned about the misuse of police vehicles. One officer was fired last year after sending his car flying into a median on Interstate 40.

“We do want to caution our officers that the public is watching,” said Luttrell. “If officers are handling vehicles inappropriately, they’ll be penalized for that.”

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The Rant

Please bear with me until the large-animal tranquilizer I just took kicks in. It had better hurry up and take effect because if I look at one more newspaper, see one more television news broadcast, or visit one more Web page that chronicles the condition of George W. Bush’s colon, I think I am going to have a nervous breakdown. Yep, it seems like every time I look up I am looking down his, well, uh, I guess there’s no other way to put it, butt. This is even worse than when Dick Cheney had some sort of foot surgery a couple of years ago and the news kept reporting on it and showing his big white flabby feet. Must all of this be a matter of public record? Can the man not have a colonoscopy in private without the world having to know about it? I know that White House “probes” are often controversial, but really, can’t we be spared this one? Surely, there is more to report on than this, like the newly enhanced interrogation program on which Bush just signed off, which probably includes making suspected terrorists read about his colon. (I know if I had to put up with it much longer I would tell all.) I guess it had to make the news because he gave up his presidential power during the roughly (ha ha, I said “roughly”) half-hour surgery. And I’m not sure which is scarier: being barraged with stories about W’s colon or the fact that Dick Cheney had complete control of the country for that length of time. At least, much like the president usually is, Cheney was relaxing at his vacation home during the operation. And, apparently, Bush had a pretty good time during all this as well. Every account reports that he was “in good humor” right after having the tube inserted into his colon, and that shortly afterward he put on a pair of jeans, had breakfast with another man, and then went for a walk with his dog and the man. Sounds like an average day on Fire Island to me. And funny, isn’t it, that his wife Laura wasn’t around for this? She was conveniently away visiting her mother for her birthday. Wife gone, anus probed, breakfast and walk with another man? Wearing jeans and probably his cowboy boots? Dick in charge and relaxing at the beach? Is this the early 1980s all over again? Does this give “Camp” David a whole new meaning? And that genius of geniuses Ann Coulter has the nerve to make remarks about John Edwards? At least he got his wife pregnant more than once. But enough of this. I am just displaying tunnel vision (ha ha, I said “tunnel”). But it does give me hope. If someone was able to get George W. Bush loosened up enough for this, maybe someone can convince him that he needs to resign from his job, take his shingle down from the Oval Office, and head back to his ranch for good and just play cowboy — or play with the cowboys. And for heaven’s sake, start drinking again.

Maybe if someone would give him a DVD of Blazing Saddles and make him watch the scene where all the characters are sitting around the campfire drinking and eating beans and passing gas he would take the idea and run with it. He would be so good at that, and I think people would actually like him. And he needs to be good at something, because he has proven that he’s not so great at what he is doing now. Maybe there would be a different kind of light at the end of the tunnel. But keep the colon healthy, George. Even if it is just for 31 minutes, we do not want the Dick in charge. No ifs, ands, or butts.

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Memphis Punk Icons, The Klitz, Regroup Tonight

Los Angeles had the Go-Go’s and the Runaways. New York had the Angels and the Shangri-Las. In Memphis, during a certain era, the most talked about girl group was The Klitz.

The band — with Lesa Aldridge, Gail Clifton, Marcia Clifton, and Amy Gassner (billed as Kerry, Darla, Candy, and Envy Klitz, respectively) — sprang onto the Midtown scene in 1978 and quickly worked its way into local rock-and-roll lore.

Alex Chilton, Aldridge’s boyfriend and creative partner, served as their impresario and helped the band land early gigs at clubs such as Trader Dick’s, the Hot Air Balloon, and Lafayette’s Music Hall.

Although the Klitz (the name, Aldridge insists, is German slang for “pistol”) are often remembered as Memphis’ first punk group …

Read the rest of Flyer music writer Andria Lisle’s story.

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Recall Issued for Bread Sold at Area Schnucks

Schnucks has just issued a press release that says Sara Lee has a recall on nine of its bread items because they may contain metal shavings.

The recall covers all 13 area Schnucks stores. The bread, which was baked at a Meridian, Mississippi, bakery, includes:

Earth Grains Honey Wheatberry Cottage Style

Earth Grains 24-oz. Natural Wheatberry with Honey

Earth Grains 24 oz. Natural Seven Grain Round Top

Earth Grains 24 oz. Natural Stone Ground Whole Wheat

Sara Lee Delightful Wheat

Sara Lee 24 oz. 100% Whole Wheat with Honey

Sara Lee 24 oz. 100% Whole Wheat Wide Pan

Sara Lee 24 oz. 100% Multi-Grain Wide Pan

Schnucks Wheat Bread Sandwich Style.

The bread has “best if purchased by dates” between July 25th and August 7th and can be returned for a full refund at any of the Schnucks locations.

For more information, call Sara Lee at 1-800-889-3556 or Schnucks Consumer Affairs at 1-800-264-4400.

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Fork in the Road

On Thursday, July 26th, Memphians will have the chance to sample dishes from eight Cooper-Young restaurants while helping spread literacy.

“A Taste of Cooper-Young” will take participants on a delectable tour of the Cooper-Young neighborhood, with all proceeds benefiting the Memphis Literacy Council. People will be divided into three groups of about 75 each for 6, 7, and 8 p.m. tours.

The tours are set to begin at Burke’s Book Store, where the “Literatini” drink will make its debut. “The Literatini is a special recipe made just for us, and each person will get to try one,” says the council’s Debra Hall.

Afterward, tour groups will visit Tsunami, the Beauty Shop, Dō Sushi & Lounge, Café Ole, Young Avenue Deli, Celtic Crossing, the Blue Fish, and the brand-new Sweet Desserterie.

“At each restaurant, people will get to try a different dish,” Hall says. “They can stroll around the neighborhood, duck into a restaurant, and then go on to the next. Cooper-Young is known to be a great place for food, and this is going to be a really fun event.”

Following dinner, the groups will head to the Literacy Council on South Cooper for wine. There will be live music and a silent auction with area artwork and other items from Cooper-Young businesses. Participants will also vote for the “People’s Choice Award” to name the favorite dish of the night.

“This event is a great way to experience something that’s unique to Memphis,” Hall says. “Only in Memphis do you have a neighborhood like Cooper-Young.”

“A Taste of Cooper-Young,” Cooper-Young area, Thursday, July 26th, 6, 7, and 8 p.m. $50. To purchase tickets, visit

www.memphisliteracycouncil.org or call 327-6000, ext. 1006. Remaining tickets will be sold at the door.

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Giddyup

Most girls discover My Little Pony in preschool, but my daughter was a latecomer, eschewing the trend until her early teens when, in a DIY frenzy, she started customizing the pastel prancers. Her passion for the craft was unstoppable, sending her to thrift shops to rescue discarded ponies, to crafts stores for Sculptey and beads, and to online forums for detailed instructions on how to reroot pony manes one strand at a time. To this day, my most treasured gift is a custom garden pony with messenger bag, flower tattoo, and jaunty straw hat. I call her Miss Bloomer. (That’s her to the right.)

If you don’t know that every MLP has a name, then the My Little Pony Fair Collectors Convention isn’t for you. But if your love for the little ponies is, well, a little obsessive, head straight for the Memphis Cook Convention Center for a national gathering this weekend of like-minded enthusiasts. Now in its fourth year, the convention is finally endorsed by Hasbro, which introduced the first generation of ponies (now there are three) in 1982. Andreas Bernhardsson and Maria Wallin, creators of the online Pony Island game, where visitors can raise their own ponies, will give a talk. The convention includes a custom pony swap, pony “Jeopardy,” lots of cool pony merch, and more.

My Little Pony Fair Collectors Convention, Memphis Cook Convention Center, July 28th-29th, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. One-day tickets are $12; two-day tickets are $20. See www.mlpfair.com for more information.

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The Cheat Sheet

It looks like the Shelby County Clerk’s Office can finally begin producing the Elvis Presley specialty plates, after an anonymous donor contributed $3,500 to meet the cost of the 1,000-plate requirement. After two years of promotions, only 900 Elvis fans promised to chip in $35 each to purchase a plate. Fellow Memphians, aren’t we just a little bit embarrassed that someone from New Jersey had to bail us out?

An Ole Miss professor found himself in a heap of hot water after paying a speeding ticket in Gallaway, Tennessee. When he mailed in his payment, the police noticed the ticket was scribbled with certain colorful expressions. Yes, we know all about the First Amendment, but some things you just don’t do.

When Robert Finney’s SUV broke Greg Cravens

down on I-55, he pulled over, hopped onto a mechanic’s wheeled “creeper,” and rolled himself under the vehicle to fix it. Problem number one: The car started rolling while he was still beneath it. Problems number two and three: His two young children were in the back seat. Lucky for him, then, that Johnny Peel happened to be driving along. Peel pulled his Honda in front of the driverless SUV to slow it down, then hopped out of his car, ran back and jumped in the SUV, and hit the brakes — just before the car was about to roll into traffic. Peel’s Honda was wrecked, but everybody else was safe. We understand that Peel has been offered a new car from various Memphians, but shouldn’t they give out medals for things like this? Wow!

Congratulations to Fred Smith, who has been named to the National Aviation Hall of Fame. As founder of FedEx (and a fighter pilot in Vietnam), we agree that Smith knows a thing or two about airplanes.