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Friends with Money

Like the ever-dwindling daylight hours and the vague look of resignation on the faces of schoolchildren everywhere, Patrice Leconte’s My Best Friend signals a change of season. Hollywood’s summer is ending, and with it ends the parade of spectacularly expensive blockbusters, franchise threequels that feed off of viewer nostalgia, and juvenile comedies that fumble for the audience’s affections like a teenage boy fumbling to unhook a girl’s bra. Autumn and winter films, with their Oscar-seeking seriousness and more “realistic” character- and issue-driven dramas, are just weeks away, and the middlebrow virtues of Leconte’s film attest to an interest in the reawakening of the “serious” audience’s hearts and minds. That My Best Friend has considerable lapses in craftsmanship and emotional resonance is practically beside the point.

François (Daniel Auteuil) is an antiques dealer whose lesbian gallery partner (Julie Gayet) accuses him of a friendless existence and dares him to produce his best friend. After several failed attempts, François seeks help from Bruno (Dany Boon), a gregarious, open-faced basset hound of a taxi driver who tries to teach François the benefits of being “sociable, smiling, sincere.” Without being as wink-wink, nudge-nudge about its exploration of male friendship as I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Leconte’s film explores the subject of male friendship by honoring most romantic-comedy tropes. There’s a chance encounter, a tutorial on how to get that special someone, a slow realization that what François is looking for is right under his nose, a sudden conflict, a resolution on the too-grand stage (this one takes place during the French version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?), and a quietly hopeful denouement.

Like Nicole Holofcener’s film Friends With Money, Leconte insists that, for adults anyway, friendship and economic status are uncomfortably linked. Both men are collectors, but while François collects ancient pottery, paintings, and statues for his large apartment, Bruno collects newspaper articles, which he keeps in a scrapbook at his parents’ house. This gap is prominent in one key exchange, when François pays a large sum to buy a cheap table from Bruno’s dad. After a leg of the table comes off while François and Bruno are bringing it upstairs, Bruno is shocked by François’ ruse. “You pay to make people happy?” he asks. “You don’t?” François replies.

However, the film is as constrained and timid as it is intelligent and tasteful. For an experienced director, Leconte doesn’t really know how to arrange a shot. The images are often centered, but the rest of the space on either side of the central action in the frame pokes out like the extra lettuce on a poorly made sandwich. The shallow focus expresses a casual indifference to the rest of the world going on behind the main actors, which would be fine if Auteuil and Boon were not merely the self-effacing, unpretty professionals they are.

There are plenty of good and bad movies to come. My Best Friend belongs to neither category, but if other films this fall show a similar respect for their audience, then moviegoing should be a lot less depressing.

My Best Friend

Opening Friday, August 31st

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“Arkansas auteur” Phil Chambliss at the Brooks

After making movies in obscurity for decades, using cheap equipment and a cast of friends and co-workers, Camden, Arkansas, native Phil Chambliss has become a minor cause célèbre on the film-festival circuit. Chambliss, who has written, directed, shot, edited, and scored 27 films over the past three decades, received his first public screening at the 2004 Nashville Film Festival and was celebrated at the British Film Institute’s 50th London Film Festival last year.

Last year, three of Chambliss’ films — Shadow of the Hatchet Man, Mr. Visit Show, and The Devil’s Helper — screened at the Indie Memphis Film Festival. This week, Indie Memphis is sponsoring a screening of the same program at the Brooks Museum of Art.

Dubbed a “folk-art filmmaker,” Chambliss’ amateurish, rural-based, borderline-surreal short films are so odd, there’s a temptation to file them under “so bad they’re good,” if not just plain bad. There’s also a temptation to impart some kind of authorial vision to the work when simpler explanations are more apt to be correct. At the Indie Memphis screening, for instance, one well-meaning attendee asked Chambliss about the “motif” of “the duel” in his films. Chambliss’ confusion at the question made it clear that the unpretentious filmmaker just liked Westerns. Another asked a presumptuous question about casting strategy when it was equally clear that Chambliss uses whatever friends, family members, or acquaintances are willing to spend a bit of time in front of his camera.

But there is something real happening in Chambliss’ work, at least in the three examples being screened at Indie Memphis.

The 1982 “thriller” Shadow of the Hatchet Man is the most memorable of the bunch. It’s shot in gloriously grimy 8mm black and white, which lends an effectively nasty tone to an already disreputable tale of a hatchet-wielding killer and the cheating husband who sees an opportunity to off his wife in a copycat murder. From the pungent, intentionally loony, and well-observed dialogue (“I can see she was a cute li’l ole girl,” a newscaster — played by Chambliss — drawls during a report on the latest hatchet-killer victim) to such memorably odd images as a bare-chested sheriff reporting from in front of an Arkansas flag, Shadow of the Hatchet Man is hard to forget. It also ends with a moment of accidental grace when a dog runs into the frame — chasing, presumably, the pickup truck the camera operator is shooting from — and the film drops its ostensible human subject to follow the dog.

The other two shorts being shown as part of this program aren’t quite as absorbing but are still memorable. Mr. Visit Show (2002) depicts a reporter investigating rumors that the “Bird-Mart Day Care Center for Birds” is using sleeping pellets instead of seed and ends with probably the most hilariously unstrenuous fistfight in movie history.

Even better is 1986’s The Devil’s Helper, in which two good ole boys out in the woods run into one of Satan’s minions and cut a deal for expanded hunting privileges. The Devil’s Helper opens with a still shot of a giant buck, presenting the deer as a creature of awe, like a god. If you grew up around the culture of rural deer hunting, you’re liable to react to the image with a laugh of recognition.

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The Beer Is Near

Grab your beer stein: Two local events will be keeping beer enthusiasts busy in the next couple weeks.

During the Memphis Zoo’s first Zoo Brew on Friday, August 31st, from 6:30 to 9 p.m., visitors can sample beers from around the world. On tap for the evening are more than 20 beers from Southwestern Beverage Distributing, including Avery White Rascal, San Miguel, Singha Lager, Yazoo, and Murphy’s Irish Stout.

The evening will also include live entertainment from Jeremy Sharder’s Quintessentials and a sale of mixed-media paintings and sculptural clay pieces from local artists Susan Inman and Skippy Gronauer. Proceeds from the art sales will benefit the zoo.

Tickets for the event are $15 for zoo members and $20 for non-members. All guests must be 21 or older to attend.

Art on Tap at the Dixon Gallery and Gardens started 10 years ago with only 100 guests and 20 beer varieties. Today, the event has become the Dixon’s second-largest fund-raiser.

At this year’s Art on Tap on Friday, September 7th, from 6 to 9 p.m., more than 125 beers — microbrew, import, and domestic — will be provided by local beverage distributors as well as Boscos Brewery and the Bluff City Brewers and Connoisseurs. Blue Coast Burrito, Elfo’s, and Jimmy’s Chicago Style Pizza, Dogs, & Beef will supply the food.

Tickets are $25 for Dixon members, $35 for nonmembers, and “Young at Art” members are admitted free. All guests must be 21 or older to attend.

Fresh Slices Sidewalk Café & Deli, a popular neighborhood restaurant on Overton Park Avenue will open a second location in Cordova in September.

The deli is a family affair, started by Ike Logan and supported by his wife Willie and daughter Tasha. Although Fresh Slices is Logan’s first venture as a restaurateur, he’s been in the business for 35 years. “My dad started as a busboy at Bennigan’s, worked his way up to cook, [then] manager, and eventually became area director,” Tasha explains.

Ike Logan’s desire to have his own restaurant was strong, but it took the whole family to finally make it work. “We were trying to find the right location, and then one night at 2 a.m. after a party, I drove down Overton Park and saw this beautiful space,” Tasha remembers. “I called my dad immediately and made him get out of bed to look at the building right then.”

Fresh Slices has been on Overton Park for four years now, serving an extensive selection of sandwiches, burgers, entrées, and salads. While Willie Logan will reign over both locations, Tasha will lead the Midtown restaurant as her dad gets the slightly larger Cordova Fresh Slices off the ground.

Fresh Slices, 1585 Overton Park Ave.(725-1001). Opening soon at 8566 Macon

Circa is offering a special treat for diners who plan to take their family to see The Lion King, which is playing at the Orpheum through September 16th.

Between 5 and 6 p.m. on show nights, guests can enjoy Circa’s three-course Lion King Prix Fixe Menu for $30 per person plus tax and gratuity. Kids can select from the three-course Cub’s Menu for $12 per child plus tax and gratuity. In addition, valet parking at Circa is just $5, so you can walk to the Orpheum after dinner.

Your choices on the menu: lobster and crab bisque, the chef’s soup du jour, or a petite mixed salad for the first course; a six-ounce filet mignon bordelaise, grilled blackened fish du jour, or Tasmanian King Salmon for the main course; and fresh strawberry sponge cake or Circa’s “Il Diplomatico” (dark chocolate mousse layered with coconut rum cake) for dessert accompanied by a selection of teas or coffee. The kids can start off with a selection of fresh vegetables and fruit and then choose between chicken à la Lion King with potato purée, macaroni ‘n’ cheese, or a pair of beef sirloin sliders with pommes frites. They can end the meal with a choice of homemade sorbets or ice creams.

Circa, 119 S. Main (522-1488)

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Opinion

John Ford: 66 Months

U.S. district judge Daniel Breen sentenced John Ford Tuesday to 66 months in prison, which means the senator, now 65, will be at least 71 when he is a free man.

Harsh as it was, things could have been worse. In fact, they could still get worse for Ford, who faces separate federal charges in Nashville and has a November 6th trial date. But Ford and his friends and family appear to have helped his cause somewhat with an emotional appeal for leniency on Monday, day one of a rare two-day sentencing hearing.

Breen said the sentencing guideline range for Ford’s bribery conviction was 78 to 97 months. The judge said Ford “used and abused” his power. He was “a person of greed and avarice but also a person who assisted others.” His conduct “sends a very unfortunate message to those persons who were represented by Mr. Ford,” especially young people. The damning videotapes “reflect an arrogance that belies his concern for his constituents.” The whole thing was “a tragedy on many levels.”

Adding up all of that, and using his own judicial discretion, Breen arrived at 66 months, or slightly more than the sentence another federal judge gave Tennessee Waltz defendant Roscoe Dixon. Ford was stoic in the courtroom but appeared tearful on the elevator as he left the courthouse with his family.

John Ford was one-of-a-kind as a politician and public figure for more than 30 years, and his sentencing was no exception. It took seven hours over two days in a packed courtroom and appeared to leave Ford and members of his family emotionally drained. He gave a good account of himself and revealed a side rarely seen by reporters and most members of the public. Speaking to Breen in a soft voice that sometimes cracked, Ford asked for leniency for himself and his dependent children and said he was “ashamed” of the way he behaved on the secretly recorded tapes that convicted him.

“During the trial I was completely ashamed of myself, just completely ashamed of myself,” he said of the hours of tapes on which he swore, bragged, partied, threatened to shoot people, and took cash bribes from an undercover FBI agent. A very different Ford was on display in court this week.

The two years since the Tennessee Waltz indictments were announced in 2005 “have been the most difficult of my entire life,” he said, hesitating as he chose his words. “I don’t know how I have been able to sustain myself.”

He told Breen, “I accept the jury verdict, and I take full, total, and complete responsibility for my actions.” He apologized to the court, his family and friends, his constituents, “and particularly to my children.”

Thirteen friends and family members took the witness stand and described him as a good father of 12 children, a supportive brother, and a “go-to” legislator for 31 years.

If Ford’s own speech was deficient in some way it was perhaps too honest. He simply could not bring himself to confess a level of remorse he clearly does not feel for a conviction based on a sting operation that, however much the government protests, likely targeted him.

“Your honor, the worst thing about me is I talk too much,” Ford said. He added that his mistake was “I trusted everybody, but I should have known better. You can’t trust everybody.” One of the spectators in the courtroom was “L.C. McNeil,” the jive-talking “businessman” who made the ten $5,000 undercover payments to Ford.

Ford said that prior to Tennessee Waltz he had never been offered a bribe and never approached anyone for a payment for his legislative services. “Never ever again will I make these kind of mistakes,” he said.

That was too much for prosecutor Tim DiScenza. To the very end, he bored in on Ford as a crooked lawmaker whose only sincere regret was getting caught and convicted.

“We don’t hear about the betrayed trust of the people that voted for him or the trust of the young legislators who may have looked up to him as a role model,” he said.

DiScenza, who has a perfect conviction record in Tennessee Waltz, scoffed at the current and former lawmakers and public officials — Alvin King, Ulysses Jones, and Osbie Howard — who spoke on Ford’s behalf and blamed his problems on big talk.

“These legislators obviously don’t get it,” he said.

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Place Making

Terry Lynch is driving me around the South End neighborhood in downtown Memphis on a recent sunny August morning. The past, present, and future collide in Lynch’s descriptions of the scenery as we glide in his SUV along Riverside, Front, Tennessee, Georgia, Carolina, G.E. Patterson, and the half-dozen other streets that interlace and create natural borders for the Courtesy of Dalhoff Thomas Daws

neighborhood. Lynch explains how South End developed, the work and cooperation and money that is transforming a former industrial area into one of the premier new neighborhoods in the city. His words also conjure images of the community as it will be in a few years, when projects are completed and planned improvements are installed.

Lynch should know. The president of Southland Capital Corporation is one of the key leaders in the South End development. Involved in building the community for about six years, Lynch affects a kind of constant gardener role along these streets, mindful of even the smallest details as he grows and grooms the neighborhood toward completion.

“This is our first pocket park,” Lynch says, like a proud papa, of the fountain standing at the corner of West Georgia and Tennessee. “I cut a deal with Henry [Turley, owner of South Bluffs, which the park adjoins], and we rebuilt that wall. We paid a quarter-million dollars putting this in on this corner. It’s on [Turley’s] property, but it gives you an idea of how we’re committed to making this a connected [neighborhood].”

Among other beautification efforts in South End are new streetlights and street trees. Light poles will be equipped to hang banners touting seasonal events such as the RiverArtsFest or Memphis In May. Railroad underpasses at several key locations have been redone by the city and act as a gateway into the district. The city will also be putting sidewalks, curbs, gutters, and streetlights along Tennessee Street between G.E. Patterson and Georgia.

When Lynch started South End, “it was mostly old industrial uses,” he says. “At that time, we hired Looney Ricks Kiss to help us develop a conceptual master plan to give us some guidance and a plan to develop it so that we didn’t wind up with just a bunch of condominiums but had at the end of the day a mixed-use, New Urbanist-type community.”

These days, Lynch has his own high-profile building in development. Art House, being installed in the Cummins Mid-South building on Riverside Drive and West Georgia Street, is in the design stage under the guidance of JBHM Architects and lead architect Michael Walker. Once it begins, construction on the residential phase will take about 12 to 15 months, with commercial following. All told, it will be about a 30-month process.

Lynch imagines a development that plays nice with the neighborhood.

“We have the site under control, and [there are] public improvement contracts we’re making with the city, so we’re improving the street next to our building, next to our neighbor,” he says. “We can blend and make that a seamless experience, a neighborhood rather than just being isolated to what we’re doing.”

Art House will be a different animal from other downtown condominium developments, Lynch says.

“The quality and the price point will have to be on the high end of the range of where the market is today. So what we’ve had to do is to make something completely unique to the marketplace from a design perspective and from a use perspective.

Terry Lynch

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The former headquarters of Cummins Mid-South on Riverside Drive is the site for a new mixed-used development called Art House.

“It takes into account the value of connecting to the external components of this building,” Lynch continues. “The street level will be a very elaborate courtyard, the rooftop deck will be a communal place, and on the street level, there will be restaurants and bars. The South End will actually evolve to the next level of the vision, which is a connected mixed-use, on-street kind of neighborhood.”

The commercial element of Art House promises to be one of the more exciting aspects of the development, especially for South End residents. Among proposed businesses to be located on the ground floor of Art House are a grocery store, bank, coffee shop, restaurants, and health facility. The neighborhood grocery store would be about 12,000 to 15,000 square feet. “We’re working with the Center City Commission and talking with two or three operators to try to create the right incentives to make it happen,” Lynch says.

“The residential will drive the deal,” Lynch says. “We’ve got to do that first before we come back in and do the commercial. But there is a lot of interest because this will be the center commercial hub of the whole development.

“At the same time, we’re trying to get some public commitments from the city to make some infrastructure improvements,” he says.

The goal is to make the neighborhood more pedestrian friendly. In the next few years, there will 1,500 people who live within a football field bordered by Georgia Avenue and Kansas Street, Lynch says. Among that number will be residents of the Horizon, which recently broke ground on its first phase. Art House hopes to fill a void in restaurants and other businesses that are pedestrian friendly.

“That’s the kind of external amenity we see that people are attracted to,” he says. “Having them right at your front door is a big amenity.”

Above the commercial floor, Art House will have three levels of condominiums. All told, it will contain 96 condo units, a central courtyard, a rooftop communal area, and 100 parking spaces for residents in the basement of the building.

“With the Horizon, Art House, and what we’re doing on the street, this encompasses the next phase [of South End],” Lynch says.

“Right now, the market’s been soft to some extent because there was so much inventory that hit the market last year,” he continues. We do see a steady demand, but there had been a lot of product, and a lot of that product is starting to burn off. We’re watching that to see which ones are moving, because we can tweak each of our products. We’re not stupid. We’re not just going to build and assume anything sells.”

The recent nationwide sub-prime crisis hasn’t hit downtown Memphis very hard, Lynch says.

“If you look at the typical buyer for downtown Memphis, very few of them were depending on sub-prime loans to get into the marketplace,” he says. “Overall, the market has been soft. There are a lot of people sitting on the sidelines waiting for the next wave of what the lending products will be. We see the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) as being the new sub-prime lender. That’s what they were before. Starting the first of the year, FHA is going to have a zero-down loan program up to about $275,000.”

Art House looks to position itself at the top of the food chain in terms of price and amenities.

“The kind of product we’re building, we’ve got to be a high price point, because our cost of construction is high,” Lynch says. “So what we’ve had to do is go out in the marketplace and determine what design elements we can incorporate that no one else has. Since we’re starting from scratch, we were able to put in some new design elements. A lot of times you’ve got an existing building and you’ve just got to live with what it is and where it is.”

Lynch is working with Red Deluxe to develop the Art House brand, getting into the psychographics of the people who will live here.

“We’re incorporating that into branding the Art House and embracing the exterior on street elements of what our vision is for South End,” he says. “We’ve studied [potential buyers’] lifestyles to understand how they live: Where the docking stations are for their iPods, where would they want their flat-screen TV, how they cook. What’s more important: more counter space in the kitchen or a vanity in the bathroom or a bigger balcony? We are tring to understand the lifestyle of those people and put those into a design element.

“Rather than somebody saying, ‘I’m getting 1,500 square feet and you’re only giving me 1,200,’ we’re going to have such a wow factor in the 1,200 that they’ll pay us just as much as they would someone else who has 1,500,” Lynch says.

One example of the details considered by his design team: a community library where residents can exchange books. “It’s a concept beyond what they call real estate by the pound, where people are saying there’s something different here.”

Lynch’s design team meets weekly to push and prod floor plans, tweaking them to achieve maximum resident-friendliness.

“We’re thinking our way through how somebody actually functions in these units,” Lynch says. “We are trying to take it one step further, so that in addition to having a floor plan, we’re going to be able to show alternate designs and even furniture placement in these units. We’re going to give [buyers] an allowance that says, okay, here’s how you can express yourself. You decide what’s important to you. Is this a linen cabinet or another flat-screen TV, an upgraded sound system or an upgraded dishwasher?

“Whatever is important to their lifestyle, they can customize the unit,” Lynch explains. “And we’ve already selected it for them. That’s how detailed we’re getting — which we have to.

“We feel like we’ve got to be over the top with this product and over the top with this development to be something unique to the marketplace,” he says.

Lynch doesn’t mince words about his expectation for his project and its place in the South End: “It will change the shape of things down here.” ■

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Play With Fire

Charlayne Woodard’s name isn’t exactly a household word. Fans of the New York stage may remember Woodard, an actress and singer, from her acclaimed debut in Dreamgirls or her work in Suzan Lori-Parks’ groundbreaking drama In the Blood. But Woodard is also an accomplished playwright, and Pretty Fire, the autobiographical one-woman show she penned and first performed in 1992, has received numerous awards.

Pretty Fire, which can be seen at the Hattiloo Theatre through September 9th, is less a play and more a collection of short stories intended to be read aloud. With earthy humor and unflinching honesty, it tells the story of a talented, loving, and tightly knit African-American family whose (mostly) happy lives in the urban north are informed by the bucolic landscapes and brutal realities of the Jim Crow South.

Pretty Fire is directed by Teresa Morrow, the Arts for Social Change director for Heifer International. It features gently powerful performances by Hattiloo regulars Charlie Giggers and Tara Hickey and a star turn by Michaelyn Oby, whose beautifully resonant voice is almost too big for the tiny playhouse.

“Pretty Fire,” at The hattiloo theatre, 656 Marshall. Tickets: $15 for adults; $12 for students and seniors. Through September 9th. For more information, call 502-3486.

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Death Row Dogs

In the Memphis Animal Services observation hallway, a tick-infested white pit bull is curled into a tight ball at the back of its cage. As a shelter worker approaches, it lifts its bony head, wags its tail, and runs to the front of the cage, as if hoping for salvation. Its ribs protrude from its skinny body, and mottled scars, likely the result of illegal dogfighting, mark its hindquarters.

Thirty-six pit bulls sit in metal cages along the hallway, the area where vicious dogs are held. The public is not allowed in this part of the shelter. In fact, because the dogs are considered dangerous, shelter volunteers aren’t allowed to walk them. Instead, the dogs eat, sleep, urinate, and defecate in their metal cages, which are sprayed down two or three times a day. Many will spend their last days here, eventually put down by a shelter staffer.

On Monday, Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick entered a guilty plea on federal dogfighting charges after police uncovered evidence of the activity on his rural Virginia property. The case has drawn national attention to the issue of dogfighting. Memphis police spokesperson Monique Martin says the illegal sport is a growing problem in Memphis.

“We’re having more people call in and notify police that they have reason to believe dogfighting is occurring at a particular address,” Martin says.

Though not all were involved in dogfighting, the number of pit bulls picked up by animal control officers rose by 22 percent from 2005 to 2006.

Last month, four people were charged after Memphis police busted a dogfight in a South Memphis backyard. Animal control officers took six dogs. Several of the dogs were already injured, and a couple of dog owners were preparing pit bulls to fight in a bloodstained area of the yard.

“The setups here in the city are generally in backyards. They’re not professional-type rings,” Martin says. “Anyplace they choose to fight is well hidden, maybe behind a tall fence. That makes it hard for us to find.”

Confiscated dogs are taken to Memphis Animal Services where they are held in the observation hallway while their owner’s case goes through the court system. If the owner is convicted, the dogs are euthanized.

“We don’t adopt out a pit bull unless it’s a puppy,” says Tony Butler, operations manager for Memphis Animal Services. “A lot of these dogs can’t be rehabilitated. … They’re underweight and covered in scars that breed various infections.”

Donna Velez runs Hearts of Gold Pit Bull Rescue. Though she believes many of the dogs could be rehabilitated, she agrees that there is little chance of finding someone willing to adopt them.

“I don’t see that the shelter has any choice. There aren’t enough good homes that will take in a dog like this,” says Velez. “Even if [the shelter] had a professional temperament tester come in and pick out the very best ones that are wagging their tails, what would we do with them? Where would they go?”

Last week, the City Council passed a “vicious dog ordinance” that sends animal abusers to face stiffer penalties in Judge Larry Potter’s Environmental Court.

The ordinance also requires owners of vicious dogs to spay or neuter their animals. Though dogfighters are often charged under a state ordinance that specifically deals with dogfighting and cockfighting, the city ordinance gives authorities more teeth to convict people who do not properly care for vicious dogs.

“A lot of these dogs that are dangerous and vicious are used for breeding purposes in dogfighting. Now the ordinance says, if your dog is declared dangerous, it has to be spayed or neutered,” says Butler. “You can no longer reproduce these dogs for monetary profit.”

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Fly on the Wall

Expert Witness

Last Sunday, Alexander Rogers Coleman was shot by an off-duty police officer after he pulled a knife on his brother at New Life Baptist Church in South Memphis. Michael Conner, the suspect’s brother, told WREG-TV that Coleman “came back with the knife or whatever, and I guess he saw the dude with the gun or whatever and he turned around and that’s when the dude shot him in the back.” Police officials have described the shooting as a “personnel” matter and have promised an internal investigation. Or whatever.

Headline of the Week

Last Tuesday’s Commercial Appeal contained a story titled “Leaders get behind ED plans.” To their credit, our leaders decided to stick with their plans even after it was explained that ED stands for economic development and not erectile dysfunction.

Fly Girl

CA columnist Bart Sullivan recently revealed that Nikki Tinker, the ambitious attorney who hopes to unseat 9th District congressman Steve Cohen, has been courting the Baptist Ministerial Association. She even arranged for Pinnacle Airlines, her employer, to provide a free airplane ride to select members of the ministers’ congregations. “After declaring her candidacy, Pinnacle Airlines flew the group in circles around Memphis on June 23rd,” Sullivan wrote, without ever explaining the point of flying them around in circles. Maybe they were trying to get a little closer to Jesus?

Pinnacle spokesperson R. Phillip Reed added that the “trip” was “not directly or indirectly associated with the Tinker for Congress campaign.” It was simply a chance for Tinker to fly some Baptists around and around in circles.

Sullivan went on to cite Tinker’s D.C. spokesman, Cornell Belcher, who didn’t really say much, but anytime you can attribute a quote to someone named Cornell Belcher, you should.

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Getting Around

Rhodes College junior Anthony Siracusa says that traveling by bicycle sometimes takes longer than expected. But not for the reason you might think.

“It’s a social activity,” he says. “You run into people on the street, and they want to talk.”

Even so, Siracusa hopes to get more bicycles on the roads.

Siracusa represented the Bicycle and Pedestrian Advisory Committee (BPAC) at the Memphis City Council’s park committee meeting last week. Under a joint resolution, the council and the Shelby County Commission want to expand BPAC’s authority and designate it as a permanent standing committee of the area’s long-range transportation planning arm, the Metropolitan Planning Organization (MPO). The MPO is expected to vote on the change during an August 30th meeting.

“This raises the political profile of BPAC,” Siracusa says of the proposal. “This was a committee organized for a specific purpose.”

BPAC was formed in 2003 to advise on a 25-year comprehensive transportation plan. Now, Siracusa hopes the group will be able to work more closely with the city engineer’s office to add bicycle facilities to area roads.

“One thing BPAC was adamant about from the very beginning was writing into MPO policy that every time a street is repaved, a bike lane is added,” he says.

In 2000, the U.S. Department of Transportation said that states receiving federal dollars needed to incorporate bicycle and pedestrian amenities into transportation pro-jects unless “exceptional circumstances exist.” However, only half of all states have complied, according to the national Complete Streets Coalition.

“Here’s the problem,” says local bike and pedestrian advocate Steven Sondheim. “The federal regulations say when you improve a street or make a new street, they recommend putting in bike and pedestrian facilities, unless there is some compelling reason not to. It’s a recommendation. It’s not a law.”

Though Memphis has designated bicycle routes throughout the city, riding on those roads can still be dangerous. (Insert your own joke about Memphis drivers here.)

“In the three years [since the plan was created], nothing has happened,” Sondheim says. “There is not one bike lane in the city of Memphis. There are some in Germantown and Bartlett.”

Though the MPO plan includes recommendations for bicycle lanes, the group has no authority to implement its plans. Humphreys Boulevard is the only current road project that includes bike lanes.

Perhaps Memphis is behind the curve. Across the country, cities are adding bicycle lanes as part of “complete streets” programs. The idea, utilized in Chicago, Charlotte, and Iowa City, is that public streets should accommodate a variety of transportation, including areas for motor vehicles, bicycles, mass transit, and pedestrians.

Some planners have argued that adding extra vehicle lanes has not reduced traffic congestion; it has just invited more drivers onto the road. Supporters of complete streets initiatives say biking and walking reduce congestion and help fight obesity-related diseases.

The American Association of Retired People and various disability groups are also fans of the program. The environmental argument is a no-brainer, especially with higher gas prices and global warming.

“I see a direct link between creating bicycle facilities and reclaiming streets for a healthier way of life,” Siracusa says. “Bicycle facilities typically reflect people-friendly cities. It’s a mark of livable communities where people like being outside. … Not to mention, bikes are fun.”

The history major would like to see a pilot program add bike lanes to a target neighborhood, preferably in Cooper-Young.

“People are already riding bikes there,” he says. “The least we can do is make them safer.”

But if Memphians want bicycle lanes, they are going to have to lobby for them.

“I wish we lived in a place like Chicago where the mayor got on a bicycle and led the way,” Siracusa says. “At the same time, Memphians have to decide: Do we want to see increased bicycle and pedestrian access in our city?”

Sondheim says a group of cyclists will be starting to identify specific roads for bike lanes as early as this fall.

“What we want is [more lanes] in the next year or two,” he says. “We can’t wait until 2030. That’s part of the problem with long-range plans.”

Sometimes, they just leave you spinning your wheels.

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Elvis: 1935-2007

In regard to the cover story in the Flyer I picked up in Memphis during Elvis Week (“Elvis: 1935-2007,” August 9th issue): Writers Greg Akers and Chris Herrington don’t know their facts or have been given false information. It is a shame that this article went into many foreign fans’ hands.

The very first paragraph is a lie: Elvis died at Graceland on August 16, 1977, not on August 6th at his Horn Lake, Mississippi, home. He was 42, not 72, when he died. Paragraph two is also untrue: Elvis never broke up with Colonel Parker at any time in his life and never went into mini-retirement, except when he gave four years to his country in the U.S. Army. And paragraph three is incorrect also: Elvis came back into public life in 1968 on national television, not in the 1980s. He performed in Las Vegas at the Hilton, not in Tunica.

And last, but not least, Elvis did not have a son named Jesse Vernon (who was pictured at the Circle G ranch). His only child was a girl, Lisa Marie. The whole article is just too hard to believe and doesn’t do your writers or Elvis justice.

Reginald Gleason

London, England

Editor’s note: Also, paragraphs five through 85 were lies.

Coalition Mayoral Forum

Jackson Baker’s article (Politics, August 16th issue) about the mayoral forum by the Coalition for a Better Memphis inspired me to share what I got out of the event. I went with an open mind to see which one of the four candidates would impress me.

John Willingham seemed tired. I think he did well as a commissioner and would vote for him if he ran again for a commission seat.

Herman Morris seemed energetic and determined, a man with a vision and a plan to get the job done. He impressed me as the most capable and as most knowledgeable. 

Mayor Willie Herenton kept talking about what a great job he has done. I thought: Great job for whom? I drove by impoverished areas on the way downtown, full of people barely hanging on. Maybe some builders and developers would agree with Herenton.

Carol Chumney: All I can recall hearing her say was that she needed to be mayor so she could solve all our problems. But wasn’t she on the City Council when they approved 300 appointed positions for the mayor at six-digit salaries when only 160 are allotted under the city charter?

We need new leadership to be in charge of the city. The old ones have lost their usefulness.    
R.J. Best
Memphis

MLGW “Rate Hike”

The mention of a “rate hike” in the August 23rd Flyer‘s “Cheat Sheet” is incorrect and doesn’t take into consideration the basic relationship of consumption to a person’s bill.

We [at MLGW] attributed that average increase to the current record-setting electric usage we’ve seen in the past few weeks. People in Shelby County are using more electricity than ever before and therefore can expect their bills to be higher.

In addition, Shelby County residents have some of the highest electric usage in the nation. If you’ve got your thermostat set to 75 and the temperature’s 85 outside, your system doesn’t use nearly as much electricity as it does with the current temperatures. You can even use a gasoline analogy: The more you put in your tank, the higher your cost.

We hope that the Flyer can assist us in the future in helping customers to understand the relationship that their usage has with their bills.

Glen Thomas, Supervisor

MLGW Corporate Communications

Women in Black

It was good of the Flyer to write about the Memphis “Women in Black” (August 23rd issue). Like water on a stone, small acts of quiet and determined defiance can make a difference on this planet over time.

I have driven down Cooper on a number of Wednesdays and wondered, Who are these women and why do they do it? Now, thanks to the Flyer, I know. Hopefully, their persistent protest will inspire others to join in.

Casey Boyd

Memphis