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MAD AS HELL: Let’s Taser Them, Bro!

In a time when
Washington is busy laying the groundwork for possible attacks on Iran, when
the nation is facing a housing market crisis with unprecedented foreclosures,
when the Senate cannot restore Habeas Corpus or give its military dwell time
to rest from war, when mercenaries hired by US private contractors are being
expelled by the Iraqi government for committing murder, and the quagmire gets
deeper by the day, the top story on all the major news networks this past week
has been the alleged botched robbery of some football memorabilia by a
washed-up ex-jock outcast.

Since this miserable
wretch didn’t even butcher anybody this time, he doesn’t deserve the favor of
our attention. But now that the news media has exhausted Britney’s custody
battle, Lindsay’s rehab, and Paris’s jail-time, they are attempting to
resurrect the Granddaddy of all media obsessions — the O. J. Simpson Trial.
CNN previewed a trial and possible conviction as “OJ –The Sequel,” while MSNBC
and other cable news channels prepared for Simpson’s arrival at his
arraignment on Wednesday by repeatedly cutting to shots of nothing but an
empty courtroom in Las Vegas. Like a rerun of a horror movie, another O. J.
circus is being conceived.

Since the last sordid
O. J. frenzy, America is worse off. The price we have paid for allowing the
so-called news industry to spend extraordinary amounts of our time on scandals
that have no impact, whatsoever, on our lives, has been the creation of a
society that is complacent, apathetic, and paranoid. Most of the problems our
country faces are not being solved because we, the people, cannot stop
distracting ourselves to death.

Wasting our lives on
nothingness has turned our nation into a collective “Chauncey Gardner” —
which was the mistaken identity conferred on one “Chance the gardener,” a
lovably befuddled TV addict who was mistaken for a seer in a memorable Peter
Sellers vehicle of the late ’70s. In a witless time, the half-wit passes for a
sage. Like Chance, we like to watch. We don’t do anything. We just watch.

Government snooping and
spying into our personal lives have become commonplace and we are now facing
an even greater danger to our personal freedoms: an enforcing of compliance.
The recent tasering of a heckler during a John Kerry appearance at The
University of Florida is a disturbing example.

Even more alarming,
however, is the symbolism of an audience that simply sat in that lecture hall
ignoring or nervously laughing while excessive police brutality was taking
place before their eyes. “Don’t taser me, bro!” the young man shrieked in
horror, as bystanders clucked, murmured, or even giggled, meanwhile remaining
motionless. They were passive voyeurs who simply watched and waited for what
was going to happen to happen.

The present
administration has enacted legislation, adopted policies, and threatened
procedures that would have been unthinkable in 1995, when the last O. J. trial
took place. On a daily basis, we are being censored, reprimanded, and
persecuted for our choice of words, our clothing, and other personal
expressions deemed unacceptable by those with power. Blind faith in bad
leadership is no longer a requirement for being considered patriotic. It is a
requirement, period. Freedom in America has been reduced to keeping our
mouths shut while looking the other way. And watching.

May we refuse to be
conned by these peddlers of folly who call themselves dispensers of “The
News!”. While they keep up with their obscene attempt to keep us deflected,
diverted, and uninformed with yet another stupid scandal, let’s taser them,
instead, bro, by getting – need I say it? – mad as hell about the things that really matter.

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O.J. Time Again? No, Let’s Taser That, Bro!

Freedom in America has been reduced to keeping our
mouths shut while looking the other way. And watching. The whole nation as turned into Chauncey Gardner, the half-witted TV addict of a late ’70s movie.

The remedy? Why, get Mad as Hell, of course! See the rest of what Cheri DelBrocco has to say in “Political Beat”.

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Sports Sports Feature

Former Grizzlies’ GM Versace to Run for Congress

AP — Former Memphis Grizzlies GM and NBA commentator Dick Versace is looking for a new job: congressman.

The 67-year-old Versace, a Democrat, said Thursday that he will bid for the 18th Congressional District seat in central Illinois. Incumbent Republican Ray LaHood announced in July he will retire when his term runs out in 2009.

Versace said he will tour the district in a 28-foot motor home called the “Common Sense Express” after he formally announces his intention to run for office at a news conference in the next couple of weeks.

“I’m going on a listening tour,” he said.

Versace is well known to basketball fans around the country. He is a former NBA assistant coach and head coach, and was a longtime television commentator.
In 2005, he stepped down as the Memphis Grizzlies’ general manager after six years with the team.

But before that, he was at Bradley University, where he won three Missouri Valley Conference Championships and a National Invitational Tournament title from 1979 to 1986.

“I feel a real debt of gratitude to the Peoria area,” said Versace, who has homes in Peoria and Chicago. “I had the most wonderful eight years of my life there.”

Versace joins Chuck Giger, a retired Navy aviator who lives in Chatham, as a Democratic candidate. At least three Republicans have announced they will seek the GOP nomination for the seat.

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Knights Polish Armor for Tigers

The UCF Golden Knights may need to fight a letdown, hosting the Memphis Tigers a week after the Texas Longhorns visited their spanking new stadium. But they’re saying the right things when it comes to scouting the U of M.

Writes the Orlando Sentinel‘s Kyle Hightower, “Last week, the UCF defense faced the challenge of Texas’ seemingly never-ending well of skill-position athletes. This week against Memphis, the Knights must deal with the unpredictability of Coach Tommy West’s offense.

“Under West, the Tigers have made a living confusing defenses with spread formations and gadget plays. It’s why Knights’ defensive coordinator John Skladany said he is more nervous about this week.”

For more, go here.

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Get Your Opera On

Opera is coming to the inner city. Thanks to the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) and the Washington National Opera, a live production of La Boheme will be simulcast in select cities, including Memphis. Scheduled for 1 p.m. on September 23rd at the University of Memphis’ Harris Concert Hall, the show is free and open to the public.

By bringing the opera to urban communities, HUD seeks to shatter economic and geographical barriers that prohibit residents from benefiting from the musical experience.

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UCF Crushes Memphis, 56-20

The University of Central Florida scored at will during the first half and cruised to a 56-20 victory over the Memphis Tigers in Orlando Saturday afternoon.


Stats here
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Calipari, U of M, China Exchange in The New York Times

The New York Times weighs in with a story on Memphis Coach John Calipari’s innovative China-Memphis basketball exchange:

In a move that may someday help expand the exposure of college basketball in China, the University of Memphis signed an agreement with the Chinese Basketball Association.
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Memphis Coach John Calipari traveled to Beijing with university and city officials for the announcement of the deal, which will include Calipari’s running a series of coaching clinics and camps throughout China in the next five years.

Also, 15 men’s and women’s coaches chosen by the Chinese Basketball Association will go to Memphis for 10 days in October to learn from Calipari and his coaching staff. They will evaluate how Memphis, which could be ranked No. 1 entering this season, runs its program. One of the Chinese coaches will stay with the Tigers for the season.

Read the rest of the Times story.

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County Commissioner Steve Mulroy on SOBs

SOBs: That’s “Sexually Oriented Businesses” in local government jargon, and they are the subject of county commissioner Steve Mulroy’s Viewpoint column in this week’s Flyer.

Read it.

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Editorial Opinion

Memphis Muslims Rebut Osama bin Laden

“We are heartsick at the impact violence in the world is having….. Every religion has some extremist members who commit heinous acts despite the teachings of the religion they follow. Thoughtful people condemn the sinner, not the religion….”

That’s an extract from a statement made on behalf of Memphis’ Islamic community. See more in our editorial on the subject.

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Attorney Gets Five Years in Child Porno Case

Memphis attorney Drayton Beecher Smith II was sentenced to five years in prison Friday for possession and receipt of child pornography by U.S. District Judge Bernice Donald.

Smith, 57, pled guilty in June to receiving child pornography on a computer. The case was brought as part of Project Safe Childhood, a nationwide initiative led by federal and state prosecutors.

Smith’s sentence may raise some eyebrows. It is longer than Mary Winkler’s sentence for fatally shooting her husband, longer than Willie Madison’s sentence for defrauding a day-care center (Donald also handed down that sentence), and nearly as long as John Ford’s sentence in Tennessee Waltz.