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Radar Names Craig Brewer “New Radical”

Local director Craig Brewer is among the nine named a “New Radical” in the December/January issue of Radar. The feature is the first in what is planned to be an annual salute to “exciting rogues, renegades, and rule-breakers of the year.”

Winners will be feted at a ceremony in New York on Tuesday and will receive a golden replica of Marcel Duchamp’s urinal.

Joining Brewer as a “New Radical” are actor/comedian Kathy Griffin, musician Spankrock, transexual actor Candis Cayne, and writer Shalom Auslander.

In his profile, Brewer is tagged as the “hirsute helmer of passionate, sweaty, soulful, booty-shakin’ Southern dramas” who “describes himself as the cinematic equivalent of a bat — ‘neither bird nor beast.'”

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

A Zagat Guide for Memphis?

Memphis boasts a variety of fine-dining and specialty restaurants. Apparently that word has spread to Zagat, which for nearly 30 years has published dining guides to various locales, along with information on hotels, music, nightlife, shopping, and other amenities.

In 2008, Memphis will be among 20 cities under consideration for Zagat guides. Based on information Zagat’s survey collects, the guide would be published separately, or as a supplement to existing guides, or be available online. Other Southern cities being considered are Nashville, Charleston, Savannah, and Louisville.

For more go to here.

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Music Music Features

Cauley To Return to the Scene of Plane Crash that Killed Bandmates, Redding

On Monday, Bar-Kays trumpeter Ben Cauley will return to the site of the 1967 plane crash that killed Otis Redding as well as several of his bandmates. Cauley will be attending a ceremony honoring Redding in Madison, Wisconsin.

The ceremony marks the 40th anniversary of the plane crash in Lake Monona. Cauley, then 20, was the only survivor. This will be the first time that he has returned to the site.

“I knew one day I would back,” he told an AP reporter. “There were a number of times that I thought about it but didn’t have the strength. I’m coming this time.”

He said that he plans to perform songs on his trumpet, including Redding’s hit “(Sittin’ on) the Dock of the Bay.”

Read the story here.

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Male Prostitution in Overton Park?

The Memphis Police Department announced today that they have arrested several men on prostitution and indecent exposure charges during a sting operation in Overton Park on Thursday.

In response to citizen complaints, plainclothes detectives conducted a two-day investigation earlier in the week. They arrested two men on prostitution charges and five other men were issued misdemeanor citations for indecent exposure.

The men range in age from 27 to 47.

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Roller Derby Girls Calendar for Sale

The ladies of Memphis Roller Derby can clean your clock, and now they’ll stuff your stocking, too!

The local roller derby is selling its very own 2008 pin-up calendars, featuring your favorite roller girls in very skimpy outfits. Er, we mean, their uniforms.

To order one for your favorite derby enthusiast or one for yourself, to go memphisrollerderby.com and click on “Merchandise.”

And don’t forget — the season opener is this Saturday, December 1st, at the FunQuest on Highway 72 in Collierville!

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Politics Politics Feature

Looking Ahead

“The tide is turning.” That’s Jim Kyle‘s confident declaration about the forthcoming election season in state government. Kyle, the Memphis Democrat who leads his party in the Tennessee state Senate, cites a number of precedents for his belief that 2008 will be a triumphant year for long-suffering state Democrats, who have been seeing their legislative numbers recede for a decade or two.

“Democrats just took over the Virginia state Senate, for one thing. And we’ve got more Democrats running in Republican districts, even in East Tennessee, than we ever had before,” Kyle said Tuesday — the very day that his opposite number, GOP Senate Speaker Ron Ramsey, was due in Shelby County for a meeting of the East Shelby Republican Club.

Ramsey, a Blountville Republican, came with Mark Norris, a Shelby Countian who is currently serving as the Senate Republican leader and who, Kyle and most other observers believe, wants to succeed Ramsey as Speaker and lieutenant governor should the GOP regain the tenuous majority it held for most of this year’s session and should Ramsey go on to run for governor in 2010, as all the selfsame observers expect.

“Oh, he’s running. No doubt about it,” said Kyle of his GOP counterpart’s gubernatorial hopes — though Ramsey’s immediate concerns are likely to be the same as Kyle’s: to gain a majority for his party in next year’s statewide legislative races. (For what it’s worth, the Democratic majority in the state House — 53 to 46, at the moment — is unlikely to be overturned, though the Republicans will surely try.)

As things stand now, the two major parties are tied in the Senate at 16-16. There is one “independent,” former Republican Micheal Williams of Maynardville, who was a reliable ally of (and vote for) John Wilder, the venerable Democrat who was deposed as Speaker early this year when Democrat Rosalind Kurita of Clarksville cast a surprise (and decisive) vote for Ramsey during Senate reorganization for the 2007-’08 term.

Kurita thereupon became Senate Speaker pro Tem, displacing Williams, who simmered quietly for a while then announced in mid-session last spring that he was leaving the GOP. Though he didn’t join the Democrats as such, he aligned with them for procedural purposes, giving Kyle’s party a technical majority by the thinnest possible margin.

When Chattanooga’s Ward Crutchfield, a longtime Democratic pillar in the Senate, was forced to resign after copping a guilty plea as a defendant in the Tennessee Waltz scandal, the Republicans nominated Oscar Brock, son of former U.S. senator Bill Brock, to vie for Crutchfield’s seat.

But Brock was beaten by Democrat Andy Berke in this month’s special election and with a percentage of the vote, 63 percent, that Kyle contends is 10 points in excess of the normal Democratic edge in the District 10 seat.

“That’s one more reason why I think the tide is moving our way,” Kyle said.

Of course, the Republicans are not sitting idly by without mounting a strategy of their own to gain control of the state Senate. They, too, evidently intend to compete seat by seat, district by district, as Kyle says the Democrats will, and one obvious GOP target is octogenarian Wilder of Somerville, who has so far given no indication whether he will seek reelection to his District 26 seat.

“Nobody knows. He’ll just have to decide how much he wants to be in the Senate for four more years,” said Kyle, who carefully skirted the issue of whether Wilder, who served as Speaker for 36 years until the narrow January vote that cast him out, might have ambitions of regaining the position. As Kyle noted, several other Democrats — not least, himself — might decide they want to be Speaker when the time comes.

Republican state representative Dolores Grisham, also of Somerville, has signaled her desire to compete for Wilder’s seat, and she expects to be strongly funded for the effort. “I don’t have any worries about John Wilder’s seat in a race against Dolores Grisham,” Kyle said drily.

In any case, the state Senate will be technically, and actually, up for grabs next year, and the two parties will both be making serious efforts. That fact may preclude Kyle’s making waves by recruiting a primary opponent for Kurita, whom he still has not forgiven for her vote on Ramsey’s behalf.

“We don’t,” the Democrats’ Senate leader said simply when asked how he and Kurita were getting along. That’s one thing that probably won’t change in 2008.

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Letters to the Editor

Memphis Animal Shelter

Thanks to Bianca Phillips for her story about the Memphis Animal Shelter (“Sheltered Life,” November 22nd issue).

While Lisa Trenthem’s case is extreme, many times the shelter staff has euthanized healthy animals even when they knew someone wanted to adopt them. Rescuers have not made waves because they felt that complaining would result in retribution, and they wanted to continue to get other animals out before they were destroyed. Decisions about the health of an animal are based solely on subjective opinion. No diagnostic tests are conducted. The euthanasia rate at the Memphis Animal Shelter for 2007 is 83 percent.

Regardless of how many animals enter the facility and never get out alive, the willful killing of adoptable animals when the staff knows that one or more persons have told them that they intend to adopt those animals is totally unnecessary and cruel.

The mission of the new citizens’ group, Change Our Shelter, is to document incidents of unnecessary euthanasia at the Memphis Animal Shelter and to work with the city to make significant, permanent changes to the operation of the facility. Send an e-mail to changeourshelter@gmail.com for more information.

The public and/or rescue organizations should be treated with equality and respect at the Memphis Animal Shelter, and the animals that people have expressed an intention to adopt should get that second chance.

We hope that all Memphians who are devoted to or concerned about the humane treatment of animals will come together to make a difference in our city shelter and our community.

Sylvia Cox

Memphis

Old Age of Aquarius

Bianca Phillips’ story on the Farm (“The Old Age of Aquarius,” November 22nd issue) was so interesting to me.

Way back in the day, I hopped on one of the Farm buses when Stephen Gaskin and company passed through southern Missouri. I spent three happy (hippie) months with some of the most gentle and giving people I’ve ever met. I left because I wanted to go back to college, and I don’t regret anything about my life. But sometimes I wonder about what my life might have been like if I’d stayed.

Thanks again for a great story and cool photographs.

Lawrence B. Charles

Carbondale, Illinois

Republican Politics

GOP presidential candidate Fred Thompson says he would have sided with Terri Schiavo’s parents and kept their brain-dead daughter alive. Republican presidential contender Mike Huckabee doesn’t believe in evolution, the basic principle in nature. Front-runner Rudy Giuliani says if he were president he would select anti-abortion Supreme Court justices in the mold of Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, and John Roberts. Candidates Mitt Romney and John McCain are now anti-abortion and as pro-war as ever. What an oxymoron: save the fetuses and squander adult lives.

Ron Lowe

Grass Valley, California

Needs Assistance

I wish to seek your assistance for the transfer of U.S. $25 million depository made by a foreign investor for an investment program that has remained dormant for years now. I discovered that the account holder died without making a will on the depository.

This money cannot be approved to a local bank account holder but can only be approved to a foreigner. If you will stand as next of kin to the fund, it will be shared 50-50, as this is a TWO-man business deal transaction.

I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. I need your assistance and cooperation to this reality as I have done my homework and fine-tuned the best way to create you as the beneficiary of the fund. My position as the branch manager of the bank will be used to advance this deal.

I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address, date of birth, occupation, telephone and fax numbers so that an attorney will be able to prepare the necessary documents and affidavit which will put you in place as the next of kin.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, I expect that you will not take undue advantage of the trust I will bestow in you. I await your urgent response.

Nicholas Isi

Lagos, Nigeria

Editor’s note: Sounds Great!! Thank you so much!

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Letter from the Editor: Kicking McAss

I know there are big problems in this world, major issues upon which I should be pontificating in this space. But when the universe gives you the funny, you have to take advantage of it. I’ll tackle global warning another time. It’s not every week you get a story about three cross-dressers attacking a McDonald’s.

Unless you’ve been living in a, er, closet, you no doubt saw the story on the local television news. Three men, dressed in full drag, became upset at the service they were (or were not) receiving as they waited in the drive-thru lane at a McDonald’s on Mendenhall and assaulted the place.

And truly, who among us can not relate? You place your order for a Number Three Value Meal and some garbled noise comes back at you from the microphone. What? Did they get your order? Did they just insult you? Were you inappropriately super-sized? You don’t know. You “drive around to the first window” and the surly woman inside is talking on her headset to somebody behind you in line as you give her money, hoping against hope you’re going to get what you ordered at the next window.

It’s enough to make anyone, er, cross. Obviously, these three had had enough and decided it was time to launch a Mac attack. They broke the service window, then went inside, kicked off their stilettos, removed their accessories, and proceeded to kick McAss. One of the assailants whacked an employee with the “Wet Floor” sign. “That’s ‘Piso Mojado’ to you, bitch,” she screamed. (I may have made up that last quote.)

In short order, the three grabbed their things, stuffed hundreds of ketchup packets in their purses, and drove off at high speed. On the newscast I saw, the anchor said — with a straight face — “Police are looking for three men dressed as women in a black car.”

As we all know by now, the Memphis police issued an all-points, er, dragnet and apprehended the three men two days later. They were charged with, among other things, committing a “crime of fashion” and male fraud.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com

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The Cheat Sheet

After three seasons, Ole Miss finally fires head football coach Ed Orgeron. His tenure at the school was a disaster. This year the team — at one time a Southeastern Conference powerhouse — lost every SEC matchup, and Coach O’s career finally got scrambled for good when the Rebels lost the Egg Bowl on Friday 17-14 to their in-state rival Mississippi State.

A new doughnut shop opens in Atoka, just north of Memphis. Not so unusual, except it’s owned and operated by two former Memphis police officers. Well, you’ve got to go with your strengths.

With the holidays approaching, shoppers are buying more gift cards than ever before. A Commercial Appeal story quotes some fellow with the Shopping Center Group, who says that merchants especially like the cards because: “The best thing that happens for retailers is Grandma loses that gift card and never uses it. That’s pure profit.” Now that’s the Christmas spirit, isn’t it, Grandma?

New federal sentencing guidelines may mean early release for hundreds of Mid-South prisoners arrested for possession of crack cocaine. While we are all for rehabilitation and releasing inmates charged with nonviolent crimes, we’re really not so sure the best place to start is with convicted crackheads.

Collierville is installing traffic cameras. Town officials stress that their equipment isn’t designed to nab drivers running red lights, as in Germantown, but will just show “input feeds” so engineers can time signals and lights to improve traffic flow. We’ve been on Poplar during rush hour; if anything can help, we’re for it.

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Time’s Up

With City Council committees already running late, Myron Lowery issued a strict edict at last week’s planning and zoning meeting. “My commitment to everyone is that we will end, on time, at 3 o’clock,” he said. “Any item we don’t finish won’t be finished.”

It was an all-too-common reminder for the council that it is running out of time.

Come January, nine members of the 13-member City Council will be gone. Longtime members Jack Sammons and Tom Marshall didn’t run for reelection. Neither did E.C. Jones, Brent Taylor, Edmund Ford, or Dedrick Brittenum. Carol Chumney lost her bid for mayor. And mid-term replacements Madeleine Cooper Taylor and Henry Hooper ran for, but didn’t win, their current seats.

Which means if the council wants to do anything, it needs to do it now.

In October, Marshall, the current chair, proposed 11 items the council should undertake before the year ended, including a tourist development zone around Graceland, an anti-blight initiative, a redevelopment plan for the Fairgrounds, and a revision to the city’s billboard and sign ordinance.

But the billboard and sign ordinance was one of the things that got caught in the crunch last week.

Duncan Associates consultant Eric Kelly was ready to present the proposed changes to the current sign ordinance when Brittenum made a motion to delay the item until it had been heard by the Land Use Control Board. Brittenum read a section from the current zoning regulations that stipulated any changes have to be heard at Land Use before coming to the council.

“My contention is that this matter cannot be heard until the Land Use Control Board hears it. Who knows what Land Use is going to say?” Brittenum said. “If we do it this other truncated way … I’m telling you, we’re subjecting ourselves to legal action.”

But waiting didn’t sit well with other council members.

“It doesn’t say anywhere it cannot be submitted to the council,” Marshall said. “We’re doing it in tandem with the Land Use Control Board.”

The changes are scheduled to come before the Land Use Control Board at its December meeting. The ordinance and Land Use’s recommendation will then be heard by the council December 18th, the last meeting of the year, and for most council members, probably their last meeting.

And since each ordinance has to go through three readings (and be approved in the meeting minutes), that puts the sign ordinance outside the realm of the current council.

“I put in hours of time with [the Office of Planning and Development] and the consultant. The consultant is here today to talk about this thing and to afford this council honest discourse on the subject,” Marshall said. “To simply throw that away because of some sort of bureaucratic glitch … We’re the anti-bureaucracy up here. We’re the guys who are supposed to break the bureaucratic red tape and deal with things, not find reasons not to deal with them.”

But the committee decided against hearing the consultant’s presentation. It will wait for the recommendation from Land Use.

“If there was some urge to get the sign ordinance finished, why didn’t we get it started early enough so that it could go in the proper order?” Brittenum asked.

It’s a fair question. Marshall has been a member of the council since 1986, or for the mathematically challenged, more than 20 years. His term is old enough to drink.

Sammons has spent a combined, though not consecutive, 16 years on the council. Jones and Taylor have both been council members for more than a decade.

But government is a slow business. Not only does each ordinance take three meetings before it is enacted, there are also countless hours of research and discussion. The ordinances get sent back to committees for more discussion; they get deferred when committees are too busy talking about something else. And that’s how it should be.

But a ticking clock can be a powerful motivator: Think about alarm clocks, bombs, Captain Hook.

With time running out, there seems to be a rededication on the part of the council to getting things done. That’s not to say that what they’ve accomplished before doesn’t count or took too long. I just haven’t seen this much urgency in a while. Frankly, it’s a good argument for term limits.

But, then again, what do writers know about deadlines?