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Little Big Man

There’s a reason why the diminutive Emmy-winning character actor Leslie Jordan is bringing his one-man show My Trip Down the Pink Carpet to Memphis. The Chattanooga native has done his time in East Tennessee and under no circumstances was he about to take it to the state capital.

“They tossed me off the TV in Nashville,” he drawls with all the righteous indignation of a jilted Sweet Potato Queen. “A few years ago I was in town doing a play called Southern Baptist Sissies with Delta Burke, and they tossed me off. They told me the title of the play offended them.

“I’d brought my Emmy with me too,” a wounded, vengeful-turning Jordan gurgles. “I was back home — Tennessee boy who’d gone off to Hollywood and done good. And I’d brought my Emmy with me, and they said I couldn’t go on because somebody thought the title of this play about four gay men who question their faith was offensive.

My Trip Down the Pink Carpet was originally supposed to play in Nashville,” Jordan concludes, “but I said I wasn’t going to play in Nashville. I said, ‘I want to go to Memphis.'”

Jordan’s monologue is a frank and funny interpretation of the Will & Grace actor’s like-titled autobiography, My Trip Down the Pink Carpet. It’s a trashy and touching tour of an unusual life lived by a short man with a giant personality who couldn’t keep a secret if he tried. It’s about the actor’s boyhood in Appalachia as the gay son of an army officer and getting out only to find addiction and desperation in L.A.

“My mother says that after all these years she still can’t fathom the fascination I have with airing my dirty laundry,” Jordan says with a laugh. “She says, ‘Why can’t you just whisper it to a therapist?'”

Flyer: You always felt uncomfortable in the South, but no matter where you’ve gone you’ve taken a thick slice of the South with you.

Leslie Jordan: In retrospect, I spent the first 25 years of my life desperate to get out. But I never really left home. I’ve lived in L.A. for 30 years and paid thousands in rent. I’ve never bought a place because I’ve always just been visiting.

You’ve always made the accent work for you.

When I first got to L.A., [casting director] Pam Sparks, who was a big ol’ Texas gal, told me I had to lose my accent, especially for commercials. Well, that was the year of Clara Peller, the “Where’s the Beef?” lady. Quirky was in. Now people rewrite parts for me.

Why wouldn’t they? There’s a lot of you in all the roles you play.

A few years ago I decided I was never going to be a Streep or a De Niro. But they’re never going to play a character as interesting as me either.

Did you always know you wanted to be an actor?

When I was 27, I was exercising racehorses. I wanted to be a jockey, but I never really had the heart for it. I was a good rider, but to be a good jockey you’ve got to be a little crazy.

Were you always funny?

Oh, yes, I was always funny. That’s how I kept the bullies away. That’s how I kept from getting hurt when we were all playing dodgeball — you know, the game you played with that ball that was always the color of dried blood. And somebody would always yell, “Smear the queer!?!”

And I always loved attention. For me, it was like a drug. I had younger twin sisters, and I’d spit on the floor, turn cartwheels, and pull my peepee out if somebody was giving too much attention to the twins.

You manage to make jokes about your crystal-meth addiction. Is that hard or are your tragedies just that funny?

I used to get my pills from a doctor named O.D. Medina. That was his name. O.D. He had an enormous nurse who called me “Itty-Bitty.” His nurse would say, “Okay, everybody with insomnia needs to come into this room over here.” That was where you’d get your Quaaludes. Then she’d say, “Everybody who needs to lose a little weight, come in this room here,” and that was where you’d get your crank. My problem was I always needed both.

My Trip Down the Pink Carpet plays the U of M’s Rose Theatre on Wednesday, June 4th, at 8 p.m. Tickets are $40 and $50. Call 678-1735 for reservations. Leslie Jordan will also be at Davis-Kidd Booksellers for a booksigning that day at 4 p.m.

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Sports Sports Feature

Timberwolves to Draft Love? And Other Grizzlies’ Draft News

DraftExpress.com has posted a great round-up of rumors that leads with the suggestion that the Timberwolves, picking 3rd, may be targeting Kevin Love, who I’ve seen projected anywhere from 5th to 16th in mock drafts.

Draft Express’ Jonathan Givony brings the Grizzlies into this discussion with this passage …

Read Chris Herrington’s latest take on the Grizzlies’ draft prospects at Beyond the Arc, the Flyer‘s Grizblog.

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To a Tee

For the 51st consecutive year, the PGA Tour visits Memphis, as this week’s Stanford St. Jude is held at Southwind’s TPC course. Sergio Garcia, Vijay Singh, Justin Leonard, and defending champion Woody Austin will be among the headliners, competing for a total purse of $6 million in golf’s final tune-up before the U.S. Open. Also scheduled to compete are two-time champ David Toms, Boo Weekley, John Daly, Ernie Els, and 2007 British Open champion Padraig Harrington.

Each year, more than 100,000 golf fans flock to the longest-running annual event on the Bluff City sports calendar. From Jack Nicklaus to Lee Trevino to Greg Norman, the game’s greatest names have been crowned champion in Memphis. And from Al Geiberger’s 59 in 1977 to John Cook’s 26-under-par in 1996, Memphis continues to be the site for record-shattering scores. (Austin’s final-round 62 a year ago was the lowest Sunday score by any champ in Memphis history.)

Since 1970, the tournament’s sole beneficiary has been St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, with almost $20 million donated to date. A new twist this weekend will be Seersucker Sunday, when the new champion will be fitted for a Memphis version of the Masters’ famed Green Jacket. No barbecue stains, please. And hush, y’all.

Stanford St. Jude Championship, June 2nd-June 8th at TPC Southwind. For tickets and more information,
go to stanfordstjude.com.

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News The Fly-By

Fly on the Wall

Landmarks

Ah! Nothing beats a sweaty Memorial Day picnic at the boarded-up BP at Union and Cooper. The graffiti-covered building is a heart-warming reminder of those good old days when gas was only $2.76 a gallon.

Elvis is Everywhere

A recent column on the relative merits of Elvis Presley and jazz pianist Cyrus Chestnut by jazz.com‘s “resident curmudgeon” Alan Kurtz resulted in one of the more unlikely sentences ever composed in the history of music criticism. Kurtz declares that Chestnut’s recent LP Cyrus Plays Elvis “seems to have inspired the same number of followers as Benedictine Chimes of Westminster Play the Great Ballads of Elvis (Skylark Jazz, 1994) … none.” Ouchie.

Separated at Birth?

Is it just us or does Hernando DeSoto, the mustachioed spokestoon for The Commercial Appeal‘s “Most Memphis” readers’ survey, look a lot like an armored Mario brother?

Oh, Canada

Some fighting words from Canadian newspaper The Globe and Mail:

“[Al Green’s CD] Lay It Down takes a totally different tack, dumping the old guys [Willie Mitchell, Teeny Hodges etc.] and teaming Green with a younger, hipper crowd.” Hipper than Willie Mitchell? Would the Roots’ ?uestlove, who produced Lay It Down even agree with that? Ouchie again.

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Film Features Film/TV

Indiana Rides Again

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull starts perfectly. A group of teens are crowded in a jalopy tearing across the Nevada desert, Elvis’ “Hound Dog” blasting on their radio. The car veers onto a highway and starts teasing with a convoy of army vehicles. The sequence climaxes with a minor road race between the hot rod and the lead army car. Then the scene ends as the convoy turns off the road toward a military base. The kids are never seen again, and nothing plot-worthy comes of their appearance.

What a way to start a movie fraught with astronomic expectations, one released 19 years after Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, the hugely successful capper to what was, at the time, a trilogy. Long in development, with major plot points rumored and debated by legions of fans, Crystal Skull was a risky movie move. If it failed, it threatened to sully the reputation of the original trilogy, as the Star Wars prequels did to their cinematic siblings.

So the message sent by director Steven Spielberg in the opening: Sit back and relax. Have fun. Come along for the ride.

And that’s exactly what Crystal Skull is: a thrill ride. With the exception of Raiders of the Lost Ark, this latest Indiana Jones installment most successfully captures the spirit of matinee serials from the 1930s and ’40s, one of the primary cultural references of the films.

But the setting of Crystal Skull is 1957, and herein lies a major tonal shift from the previous Indiana Jones films. Crystal Skull reflects and is totally immersed in 1950s culture, just as the original trilogy was steeped in the ’30s and was grounded in the build-up to World War II.

Crystal Skull wades in the paranoia of the Cold War in the throes of the Red Scare, the science-fiction literature and films of the ’50s, and the teen spirit buoyant in the nascent rock-and-roll age. The Nazis of yesteryear are traded in for Soviet villains, with rapier-wielding Russian psionics warrior Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) as the chief baddie. Harrison Ford reprises his role as Indiana, but this time even the all-American hero can’t escape being an FBI “person of interest,” suspected of un-American activities.

The character Indiana is reintroduced in the middle of a bad jam. He and a fellow archaeologist/adventurer, George McHale (Ray Winstone), have been captured by Spalko and her Commie henchmen and ordered to help locate a mysterious artifact kept under lock and key in an Air Force warehouse.

Soon enough, though escaping from the Russkies, Indy has jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire: He stumbles unsuspectingly across the desert onto an atomic proving ground. The set piece — with Indy stuck in a mannequin town in the Nevada wastes as a nuclear bomb is detonated — is one of the best things in the whole damn movie series.

Shia LeBeouf, Harrison Ford, and Karen Allen

It’s great to see Ford again in the defining role of his career. Crystal Skull notably takes place a couple of decades after the setting of Last Crusade, so the character and actor have aged at the same speed. When Indiana says, “It’s not as easy as it used to be,” there’s no questioning the fact for the action actor. But Ford gamely does most of his own stunts, as usual, and if you see Indiana limping from time to time, well, it’s all the more poignant. And Ford’s acting, when Indiana reacts to seeing Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) for the first time in years, is absolutely priceless.

Blanchett works well for the most part as the villain. Though Spalko and Indiana don’t have much chemistry, she’s a formidable presence by herself. And listening to Blanchett’s accent as she curls über-Russian consonants is a thing of joy.

Shia LeBeouf co-stars in a part that could have wrecked the whole ship. He’s Mutt Williams, a Wild One wannabe who comes to Indy to enlist his help in tracking down Professor Oxley (John Hurt), his missing mentor and a former colleague of Jones’.

Though he’s often used for comic relief, LeBeouf is no weak link — he’s no Short Round (or Jar Jar Binks, for that matter). Though Mutt — who pulls out a comb to fix his hair when he’s not flashing a switchblade — could easily have fallen into parody, LeBeouf plays him straight. He doesn’t undermine the character for cheap laughs or force the anger brimming below the character’s surface. He’s a rebel with a cause.

The only real disappointing aspect of the film is that the archaeological hook isn’t very sharp. It could just be personal preference, but mysterious crystal skulls aren’t nearly as fascinating as the other artifacts sought after before.

Raiders and Last Crusade were especially great because the mysteries behind the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail were as interesting in and of themselves as they were effective in serving as MacGuffins. I’d put the crystal skulls neck and neck with the glowing rocks from Temple of Doom in terms of intrigue.

Overwhelming everything, though, is the entertainment value of the film. Spielberg turns the swashbuckle knob to 11, proving again why he’s one of the great directors of the age with boisterous, dynamic visuals. In fact, a film that could have been a throwaway or money grab, like Crystal Skull, may say a lot more about his skill as a director than more serious-minded efforts such as Saving Private Ryan, The Color Purple, or Munich.

Crystal Skull harkens back to an age when Foley artists got paid overtime to make sound effects and stuntmen got to risk their necks without a CGI net. I’ve hardly stopped thinking about it once in two days.

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Home Court Advantage

Southeast Memphis resident Carlos Paloma nervously stands before Shelby County environmental court judge Larry Potter in a conference-room-turned-courtroom at the Ridgeway police precinct on a recent Thursday afternoon.

One of the first defendants in Hickory Hill’s new environmental court, Paloma is charged with storing trash under his carport and allowing weeds to grow around a trailer parked in the grass beside his house.

Paloma tells the judge that the mess has been cleaned up. A police officer confirms that the trash and trailer were gone when he patrolled the area that morning. Paloma, however, insists that his roommate was responsible for the charges. Potter tells Paloma that he was ticketed because his name was on the lease.

“As long as you keep the property clean, we won’t have a problem,” Potter says as he dismisses the charges. “But you need to have what we call in the South a ‘come-to-Jesus’ meeting with your roommate.”

Case after case on Thursday’s opening session of the new community court dealt with similar charges: cars parked in yards, loud-music complaints, trash piled in backyards.

“The environmental court deals with a hodgepodge of issues related to quality of life,” says John Cameron, environmental court referee. “We hear state nuisance cases like hotel closures. We hear state charges relating to fishing or hunting without a license. And we hear code violation cases, cruelty to animals and dog-fighting cases.”

Though many of these cases are heard in the environmental courtroom at 201 Poplar, Potter holds community court sessions twice a month in Whitehaven, Frayser, Orange Mound, Millington, Arlington, and Hickory Hill. The Hickory Hill court, which covers all of Southeast Memphis, meets on the second and fourth Thursdays of each month.

“Coming down to 201 Poplar can be an intimidating experience for people,” Cameron says. “We like to go out into the community because we’re not seeking to punish people. We’re just seeking compliance. It’s also easier for the defendants to get in and out because court is being held in their neighborhood.”

A couple of citizen groups in Southeast Memphis — the Southeast Memphis Betterment Association and the Police and Citizen’s Alliance (PACA) — have pushed for a community court in Southeast Memphis since last fall.

“Hickory Hill has such a reputation citywide, and the media identifies anything that happens from Hacks Cross to the airport as Hickory Hill,” says Bob Morgan of PACA. “We have a big reputation to work against.”

Both Morgan and Potter hope that the court will encourage people to keep their yards clean.

“I don’t expect we’ll have Hickory Hill cleaned up this year, and I don’t think we’ll have it completely clean in a couple of years,” Potter says. “But we’re going to work on it one case at a time.”

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Free Film/TV Workshop Next Week; Applications Due Thursday

James Spies, nationally-known film and television producer (Nothing but the Truth, The Contender, Commander-in-Chief), will be in Memphis to lead the first of The Memphis & Shelby County Film and Television Commission’s crew training workshops June 7th and 8th at the University of Memphis.

Entitled “Breaking into Film and Getting Your First Job,” the two day, 10-hour iworkshop will cover everything from using a walky-talky to set procedures and protocol to learning about gripping and gaffing.

Applicants must possess proof of residency in Shelby County (driver’s license preferred), be at least 18 years of age or 18 on the next birthday, and be chosen by The Workshop Selection Committee.

The workshop application process is competitive; space is limited to 30 students. Applications and more info are available at the commission’s website or call 901)-527-8300 x3.

Applications must be received by the end of the business day Monday, June 2nd. Successful applicants will be notified Monday, June 2nd.

Workshop graduates will qualify for listing as “production assistants” in the next edition of The Memphis & Shelby County Film and Television Commission Production Directory.

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Politics Politics Feature

Frist Backs Marsha in 7th

A mixed blessing for 7th
District congressman Marsha Blackburn:

First,
the good news:

FORMER SENATE MAJORITY LEADER BILL FRIST
ENDORSES REP. MARSHA BLACKBURN

May
27, 2008 – Former U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, M.D., today announced
his endorsement of Congressman Marsha Blackburn for re-election to Congress in
Tennessee’s 7th District, citing her leadership and conservative
record.

“Congressman Blackburn
has provided strong leadership for the 7th District. She works
tirelessly on behalf of her constituents, always demonstrating a deep devotion
to conservative values,” Frist said.

“Having worked closely
with her to represent our state, I know she carries tremendous experience and
the respect of her colleagues. I’ve supported her for many years and look
forward to doing so again.”

A two-term U.S. senator
twice unanimously elected Majority Leader by his colleagues, Sen. Frist has
served the people of Tennessee with integrity and excellence

“I’m honored to have the
support and confidence of Senator Frist,” Blackburn said.

“He is a true
conservative who knows first hand what it takes to stand up for Tennessee
values in Congress. I look forward to continuing that fight to lower
taxes, eliminate government waste, ensure a strong national defense, and
strengthen family values.”

Now, the bad news:

http://politics.nashvillepost.com/

Bad News:
Blackburn Feels The Need To be Endorsed

By KleinheiderPosted on May 27, 2008 at 2:12 pm

The City Paperreports today that former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist
will announce his endorsement for Congressman Marsha Blackburn’s reelection
later today.

Is this good news for
Blackburn or her challenger Tom Leatherwood?

If Blackburn feels the
need to “announce” the endorsement of Frist does that not indicate she feels
that she may have her hands full with Leatherwood? Should not a Frist
endorsement be implicit? Shouldn’t it be a given?

Also what does this mean
for the Gubernatorial race? If this endorsement was solicited to occur before
the primary and Frist does intend to run for Governor would he not use this
endorsement as chit to keep Blackburn out of the 2010 primary?

Or has the Leatherwood
challenge and her FEC problem already dashed those hopes.

Hmmm.

This may be the first
time in memory that a political endorsement from an important figure generated public
speculation from a responsible observer concerning its potential downside. Bill
Frist may have imploded as a presidential candidate, but his standing among the
Republican rank and file of Tennessee seems intact, and, after all, as
Kleinheider references, there is strong momentum in GOP ranks – amounting almost
to a draft – for his gubernatorial candidacy.

On balance:

It’s a plus for
Blackburn, of course. It reminds the faithful that Tom Leatherwood is
officially off the reservation – with all the potential consequences, within
this campaign year and beyond, that would suggest to the candidate and his
would-be backers and donors. But again, as Kleinheider indicates, it’s a bit of
largesse from Frist that might restrain Marsha, etiquette-wise, from planning
her own race for governor two years hence.

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Bianca Knows Best

Dear Bianca,

I recently went on a date with a woman I met online. Through e-mail conversations and photos, she seemed intelligent and attractive.

The date started out fine, but toward the end, she asked me if I was looking to be in a serious relationship or just dating around. I told her I would be keeping my options open, and she freaked out. She cried and became very obsessive.

Two weeks have passed, and I made the unfortunate decision to continue seeing her. Now things are getting worse. She calls me multiple times throughout the day and she’s becoming more and more obsessed with me. I feel trapped, like I can’t breathe.

I know I need to end the relationship, but since she’s obviously a little psycho, how should I go about that without putting my life, or hers, in danger?

— Object of Obsession

Dear Object,

Sounds like you need to borrow a prayer from Jenny in Forrest Gump: “Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far. Far, far away from here.”

Really, you need to run. Fast. Otherwise you might end up being led around town on this woman’s leash, because she’s not going to let you have any freedom. If she’s obsessed after two weeks, imagine what psychological damage she can do in, say, two years.

Breaking things off will be delicate. Stalkers and obsessive types are the kind of people who could resort to violence when they can’t have the objects of their obsession. I’m assuming she knows where you live.

You should start by gently telling her that you’re not interested in pursuing a relationship anymore. Tell her you’re going through some emotional personal issues and can’t handle a relationship right now.

Be certain you don’t lead her to believe the problem is with her. Don’t say anything that would make her feel that you think she has a problem. And don’t tell her that you want to see other people, because you don’t want her sitting outside your house in surveillance mode.

Once you’ve had the talk, stop answering phone calls from her and don’t return any e-mails. Cut off all contact and pray she finds someone else to harass.

If she goes into stalker mode, you can always contact the police and get a restraining order. But that can be a lengthy process, so stay alert and be on the lookout for any stalker activity.

On that note, don’t re-visit the places where you’ve taken her out for dates for several months. She may go looking for you there.

For future reference, don’t even think about going on a second date with someone who gets possessive and freaks out on the first one. You definitely got yourself into this mess. Good luck.

Got a problem? Bianca can solve it … or least give you crappy advice that you can choose to ignore. Send advice queries to bphillips@memphisflyer.com.

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From My Seat Sports

FROM MY SEAT: A Better Ballpark

School’s out,
Memorial Day has come and gone, and the NBA playoffs are within a couple weeks
of mercifully crowning a champion. All of which means baseball season has
officially arrived. With the first-place(!) Memphis Redbirds hosting 17 games in
June, AutoZone Park will heat up right along with our local weather forecasts.

But considering
the ballpark’s attendance has dropped six straight seasons, the time seems right
for a few fan-friendly adjustments. Here are seven tweaks that might help.

• A shower on the
boardwalk. Don’t get carried away; this remains G-rated entertainment. I’m
merely suggesting one of those upright, chain-operated shower-heads that will
dump a couple of gallons of cool heat relief on fans who need more than a mist
blower. This was popular for a time in the leftfield bleachers at Tim McCarver
Stadium. To keep things civil, the Redbirds could charge a dollar per dousing.

• Autograph
Sunday. There are more kids at AutoZone Park for Sunday matinees than for any
other day of the week. So why not have two starting pitchers — not scheduled for
action or bullpen work that day — sign autographs in the plaza for a couple of
innings? Rockey’s a champ, and he’s there game-in and game-out. But if the
Redbirds want to create summertime heroes, an autograph from a ballplayer goes a
long way.

• Free beer on
your birthday. Better have a legitimate driver’s license with you for this one.
And be responsible, for Pete’s sake. But if you’re lucky enough to celebrate
your birthday when the Redbirds are home, you surely deserve a draft or two on
the house. And this is a winner for the AZP concessions, too, as no one
celebrates a birthday alone.

• Foul-ball
lottery. Among the biggest cheers at AZP are when a foul ball lands on the roof
then S-L-O-W-L-Y rolls back down and drops into a throng of fans desperate to
land a free souvenir. So let’s take this up a notch. Mark one baseball before
each game with a unique logo or number. If a fan catches this ball (either foul
or beyond the outfield fence), he or she gets a choice between season tickets
for next season or the equivalent value in the team store. (Calculate the odds
for this and you’ll recognize there won’t be many “winners” over the course of a
season. But this is the magic of a lottery. Just a single winner can spawn
euphoria . . . and LOTS of talk.)

• Suite for a day.
There are 44 luxury suites at AutoZone Park, and they each provide their own
distinct atmosphere for taking in a baseball game. They tend to be occupied by
the employees and friends of particular businesses that have ponied up a bundle
of cash to essentially own a room at the ballpark. Why not use this lavish
experience as a recruiting tool for future business titans? Each suite holder
should pick a Sunday game during June or July and donate use of the suite to a
summer camp of their choice (there are any number of these in the Memphis area).
The hard part is then left to the camp counselors: who are the lucky youngsters
who get a taste of the suite life?

• Home Run Hero.
The Redbirds pick one inning — announced before the game starts — and if a
Redbird homers in that inning, all fans get a coupon for a free soft drink at a
future game. The key to longevity for any sports operation is repeat customers.
A few homers in the right frames might go a long way toward that end.

• Player
introductions that count. Thanks to AZP’s p.a. system, we all know Josh Phelps
enjoys “Sweet Home Alabama” when he steps to the plate. But how far can a theme
song go in a relationship? Why not have the p.a. announcer share some background
info — approved by the player of course — when a batter steps into the box? (And
if the audio is too distracting, this can be done on the scoreboard.) What’s
Colby Rasmus’ birthday? Where is Joe Mather from? What’s Jarrett Hoffpauir’s
favorite movie? When fans become engaged with the players, they’ll be a lot more
interested in seeing them succeed.