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Sports Sports Feature

What’s the Next Move for the Grizzlies?

I was hoping to post a detailed offseason preview this week looking at all free-agent options and potential trade targets. But, I don’t have time for that and the Grizzlies are unlikely to be super-aggressive this summer altering a roster that’s already been radically changed. So, instead, I’ll go on the record with what I think would be the best path for the Grizzlies to take in the coming months. Hey, Chris Wallace, Michael Heisley, Tony Barone, and Marc Iavaroni: If you’re reading, here’s the blueprint …

Read Chris Herrington’s blueprint for the Grizzlies’ future at Beyond the Arc.

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Opinion Viewpoint

Bianca Knows Best

Dear Bianca,

I recently broke up with my boyfriend of two years. He’d been living in Europe for the past year of our relationship because he took a temporary job making double the salary he made in the states. A few months into the job, he was hired full-time, and he decided to stay put.

We tried to have a long-distance relationship for a while, but Europe’s a long way from here. Plus, as a socially-active gay man in Memphis, I was meeting other guys at parties and bars. Though I wasn’t as attracted to them as I was to my boyfriend, at least they were here.

We broke up because it was just too hard to maintain the long-distance relationship. I still love him, but I’m dating someone else. I’m not as into the new guy, but he’s okay for now.

Then, last weekend, my ex showed up at my front door. He was on a business trip back to the states, and he wanted to surprise me. He spent the night at my place before catching a plane overseas. He told me he still loves me and wouldn’t mind mending the relationship if that’s what I wanted.

Now all the old feelings are stirred up. I don’t know if I should break up with the new guy and get back with my ex despite the distance or stick with the new boyfriend. Can’t I just have them both?

— Torn Between Two Men

Dear Torn Between,

Many guys (and girls) would kill to have your problem. Two men are throwing themselves at you, and you can’t decide who you want. Damn, life is hard!

This is a circumstance where, if you play your cards right, you can have your cake and eat it too. Have you ever discussed the possibility of an open relationship with the ex?

If he’s still as in to you as you say he is, he probably wouldn’t have a problem taking you back. But with the distance between you, it’d be silly not to expect him to get a little action on the side. The same goes for you. But don’t get back with your ex and then cheat on him. That’s wrong.

If the ex (or you) isn’t into the idea of an open relationship, you’ve got to make a choice. If you go with the ex, you can count on not getting laid for a long time. But then again, you’ll have someone you really love. And maybe one day, he’ll move back. Or perhaps you could consider moving there.

On the other hand, if you stay with the new guy, you won’t have to worry about your libido. But if you don’t really love the guy, the relationship may not last that much longer, anyway.

Give it some time. Ponder your options. Make a pros and cons list. In the end, you’ll either choose to follow your heart or your sex drive.

Got a problem? Bianca can solve it … or least give you crappy advice that you can choose to ignore. Send advice queries to bphillips@memphisflyer.com.

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News

Council Mulls Charter Changes

During its executive session today, the City Council discussed putting two charter changes on the November 4th ballot.

The first would give the council approval over mayoral appointments to deputy director positions. The second would give the council approval of all contracts over $100,000 or spanning more than 24 months. Both were presented by longtime council member Barbara Swearengen Ware.

“There has been discussion back and forth whether or not the council should approve deputy directors the same way it does directors,” Ware said. “Because there will be significant changes made to the charter, I thought that this would be an ideal time to add this item.”

The administration is not in favor of the change and said the council was attempting to manage the day-to-day workings of the city.

“Since there’s no problem, we don’t think [the change] is necessary,” said CAO Keith McGee.

The average salary of a division deputy director is about $100,000. McGee said that the people directly under the deputy directors often make around $100,000, as well.

After Mayor Willie Herenton began his last term, he appointed former bodyguards and a former City Council member to deputy directorships, but Ware said her proposal wasn’t in response to any specific issue.

“I don’t think everything should be reactive,” Ware said.

The administration was also not in favor of the contract oversight proposal.

To read more, visit In the Bluff.

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Politics Politics Feature

Campaign ’08: Is a Dead Heat Even Possible?

Charlie Cook, the well-known political seer for National
Journal
, was in town this week, and we were lucky enough not only to touch
him for the use of one of his illuminating analyses (see Viewpoint, p. 15) but
to hear his fresh take on the 2008 presidential election, as presented to the
Memphis Rotary Club on Tuesday.

Cook confirmed something which we had begun to suspect, that — political trends or no
political trends — the contest between Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John
McCain is going to be a real barn-burner, too close for anybody to hazard a
definitive prediction on at this stage. What makes it so is the peculiar
mathematics of the electoral college, which — now as in the foundation days of
the republic — ensures that the candidate who ekes out a narrow victory in a
large state will get the whole kit and caboodle of electors from that state,
while the blowout winner of a marginally less populous state will get a lesser
number, even though his overall popular-vote total might have him well ahead
otherwise.

In our time, one of the consequences of this anomaly was Bush over Gore in 2000,
in what may have been the most crucial election outcome of the last hundred
years. But we need not rush too fast from that fact into the declaration that
the electoral-college system must be changed at all costs (something that would
require nothing less than constitutional revision — perhaps an easier business
in the Internet Age but still one involving a long and drawn-out process of
congressional action, followed by state-by-state approval). It is largely
forgotten now, but there was a general assumption just prior to the election of
November 2000 that it was Gore, not Bush, who might lose the popular vote but
win the presidency on the basis of an electoral-vote edge.

In any case, what we have is what we have. And, for various reasons too lengthy
and involved to go into here, the prevailing national mood favoring Democrats
won’t necessarily be reflected in the presidential-race outcome. Consider this
finding by Cook: If Obama should win all the states won by both Al Gore
in 2000 and John Kerry in 2004 (and these were narrow losers, remember) plus all
the states won by either Gore or Kerry but not both (New Hampshire, Iowa,
and New Mexico) plus Nevada, which was won by neither, the resultant electoral vote
standing would be Obama 269, McCain 269.

Other states are in play this year — Virginia, for example, which has morphed
from a Southern state into a mid-Atlantic one, in Cook’s thinking. But the
likelihood, in any case, is that partisan loyalties will be in flux nationally
and that the kind of regional shifts in thinking favored by electoral-college
math will be decisive in determining a winner. This is the roulette-wheel
reality that some analysts (though not Cook) choose to call “post-partisan.”

If indeed we have entered some such unpredictable era of politics, then
post-partisan may feel a bit too much like post-partum. We’ll be happy to see
the new birth, we suppose, but the experience may end up having been more
uncomfortable and painful than we’d prefer.

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Politics Politics Feature

The Illusionist: Defensing Past and Future, Herenton Revises Reality

Mayor Willie Herenton‘s “press briefing” with the
assembled local media last Thursday can fairly be called a bull session — in
more senses of the term than one.

Though the news media themselves were among the targets of Herenton’s
j”accuse–
along with federal law enforcement and the local business
establishment – the media members who sat in the Hall of Mayors for upwards of
an hour with the mayor would acknowledge among themselves later on that they
never had a better time.

For all his impassioned accusations of a serious conspiracy to bring him down,
Herenton was in high good humor – a case in point being his implied threat, at
the very end of his discourse, to run again. “I was thinking of retiring, but I
must be doing something right,” he jested, enjoying the tease as much as the
reporters themselves did.

And there’s the simple fact that Mayor Herenton makes for good copy. Nobody does
it better – whether it’s alleging a sexual blackmail plot against himself
(election season 2007) or declaring himself a major prophet ordained for special
vengeance missions by the Lord (January 1, 2004, and various points thereafter)
or warring against his city council (for much of his fourth term) and the city
school board (at various points from the second through fifth terms) or
challenging a city council member to “step outside” a conference room (Brent
Taylor
in 2004) and a former heavyweight champion to step inside a
boxing ring (Joe Frazier in 2006) or dancing a lively two-step in church
that would be memorialized on YouTube or…

But there’s no getting through such a list. And these, after all, are just some
of the latter-day highlights from a public career that goes back for a turbulent
half-century, through extended tenures as mayor, as schools superintendent, as
teaching cadre and principal, and as a youthful Golden Gloves champion who still
boasts, “Once I got my growth, I never got beat.”

For better or for worse, Willie Herenton has become a figure of the first rank
in Memphis political history. Arguably even the pre-eminent figure,
out-shining his historic foils in the Ford family, together or singly, and
rivaling even the great Ed Crump.

The mayor is now engaged in his most audacious effort ever – to revise history
both backwards and forwards. At his Thursday media event, he made the
extraordinary claim that he had never resigned – despite the incontrovertible
and highly public evidence of his mid-March letter formally notifying CAO Keith
McGhee of his intent to resign as of July 31.

Herenton maintained on Thursday that his statement had been
qualified by “conditions” having to do with his opportunity to direct the
affairs of Memphis City Schools, though no such conditions nor any reference to
MCS are contained within his letter. The fact is, for a vital day or two,
Herenton’s interest in the vacant school superintendency had been a matter for
speculation only, along with other hypothetical reasons for his departure.

Ultimately, the mayor made it clear that – the school board willing – he did
indeed want to crown his career of public service by a triumphant return to MCS.
His lobbying of board members and of local CEO’s (whom he prevailed upon to endorse
his candidacy for school superintendent) was an open and obvious affair. The
problem was that, with the singular exception of maverick member Kenneth Whalum
Jr., the board wasn’t willing. Miami educator Kriner Cash,
ungraciously dismissed by Herenton as a “third-rater,” was hired instead.

The result? Herenton began to insist, as he did again on Thursday, that he had
never even sought the school job!

His primary task on Thursday, however, was more pointed. Charging that the
recent federal prosecutions of his former protégé Joseph Lee and others were but
political assaults on blacks in general and himself in particular, Herenton was
clearly organizing his base in advance of a rumored future indictment relating
to city contracts awarded to mayoral associates.

In essence, the mayor was daring the feds, who have just lost two
public-corruption cases in a row, to proceed in the face of a daunting political
scenario he has now prepared in advance. Having altered the past, Herenton has
now gone to work on the future – revising the circumstances of reality in two
directions at once.

The ancient Greeks had a word for that – hubris. You can look it up. In
the lexicon of history, it keeps close company with that well-known biblical
warning about the pride that goeth before a fall.