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McCain the Meme-Maker: a First-Blush Look at Sarah Palin

DENVER, en route to BLOOMINGTON — On Friday late, as the sparkle and glow from
Thursday night’s Obama-rama spectacular at Invesco Field was receding slightly,
to something like mortal dimensions, a group of Democratic stragglers from
Tennessee were hanging in the downstairs lounge of the Marriott Tech Center
Hotel. They fell to talking about Republican nominee-to-be John McCain’s
surprise choice of Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running
mate.

Two members of this tight little group were Will Cheek of
Nashville, a former state party chairman and a Democrat’s Democrat, and his
equally committed wife Joan. Amid what was otherwise a self-congratulatory
chorus of dismissal of Palin as a scandal-marred and ultra-conservative
non-entity, Joan Cheek demurred.

At 44, she observed, Palin was quite literally a fresh
face, not unattractive, and, behind those schoolmarm frames of the governor’s
glasses, and underneath the hint of cascade in her brunette locks, Joan Cheek
thought she saw something else, a still resonant image from vintage popular
culture.

“Wonder Woman!” she announced it, not with relish but with
what appeared to be sober trepidation….

A word or two, by way of context: Consensus judgments in
politics don’t happen by accident or right away – any more than election
outcomes occur that way. The word “meme” is much in fashion right now. It was
supposedly coined by one Richard Dawkins, a believer in (and chronicler of)
science and a skeptic about the Deity or anything else transcendent. Even so,
when people talk about memes, they aren’t focusing necessarily on the
technological (or “viral”) aspects of those instant (and often enduring) popular
mythologies. Like the Londoners of 1944, they presumably know that human hands
have launched the e V-weapons that fall in their midst.

Those that hit and make a lasting impact are generally
those that are well targeted. Clinton of the loose zipper and Dan “Mr. Potatoe”
Quayle of the anti-gravity brain are cases in point. (Warren G. Harding, he of
the ‘normalcy’ neologism, qualified in both those categories.)

“Mythologies,” we said a few lines back. To call something
a “myth” doesn’t belie it. Ask Carl Jung. (OK, his ghost.) But political memes,
like some myths, can start out as malicious (or self-serving) fabrications or as
the careless templates of a lazy press pack.

“Mean Bob Dole,” a truly bizarre way to tag an exemplar of
both wit and warmth, was a clear case of the latter, while “Al Gore the Inventor
of the Internet” ended up as a press meme but started out at some V-2 base near
Peenemunde. The pedigree of “Barack Obama the celebrity” was similar.

Some memes are both concocted ex nihilo and are on
point Almost two generations ago, in late 1967, the Republican governor of
Michigan, George Romney, was a leading contender for the presidency. The
problem was, Romney was a corporate technocrat (as president of American Motors
in the ’50s and ’60s, he had pioneered in the production of compact cars), and
he bored reporters silly.

Rather than say that outright (though a few media folks did
just that), the men of the working press (women reporters were few and far
between, though a few – like Mary McGrory, a kind of Ur-Maureen Dowd, had
columnist’s licenses) looked for some useable objective correlative. When
Romney, an honest soul then tilting against the Vietnam War, confessed that his
military handlers had “brainwashed” him on his first tour of the battle zone,
the media pounced on the term, turning the soon-to-be-ex frontrunner into a
doltish dupe, something out of a sci-fi horror movie.

Not for nothing has that senior Romney’s son Mitt
cultivated an image so Stepfordesque as to leave no edges hanging out.
Blandness, however, is its own punishment, and that fact, along with the obvious
animosity that had existed between presidential-primary rivals Romney and McCain
may have pushed the 72-year-0ld GOP standard-bearer (a Strangelovian fossil in
Democratic memology) into the arms of Sarah Palin.

Yes, she’s relatively inexperienced and maybe a little
naïve, but Democrats, for obvious reasons, have to walk gingerly on them there
eggs. Anything that goes to signify Palin as an “empty-headed woman’ will become
that most treacherous of memes, the kind that boomerangs back onto its
launchers and enables Plain to make inroads, however modest , with a feminist
constituency that her pro-life beliefs and hard-right proclivities would
otherwise preclude her from.

“Wonder Woman,” indeed. Joan Cheek is no sympathizer with
Republicanism or credulous sucker for cartoon caricatures. She is a veteran of
the entertainment industry who worked on the other side of the camera from the
likes of Morgan Fairchild (who, incidentally, made a cameo appearance at
Denver). Cheek has labored on the production end In Hollywood, where meme-making
was first practiced and first perfected. What she sees in Palin is an image that
could go either toward the banal or toward the heroic, but on a giant Imax-sized
screen either way. Depending on the reviews and the audience response (and on
the memers and counter-memers of either side), she could be leading lady or flop, in
either instance transforming the history of the Republic.

Joan Cheek’s fellow Democrats, like Palin’s fellow
Republicans, and like the rest of us, will just have to wait and see.

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“Now Is The Time”: Barack Obama’s Remarks On Accepting the Democratic Nomination

To Chairman Dean and my great friend Dick Durbin; and to all my
fellow citizens of this great nation;

With profound gratitude and great humility, I accept your
nomination for the presidency of the United States.

Let me express my thanks to the historic slate of candidates who
accompanied me on this journey, and especially the one who traveled the farthest
– a champion for working Americans and an inspiration to my daughters and to
yours — Hillary Rodham Clinton. To President Clinton, who last night made the
case for change as only he can make it; to Ted Kennedy, who embodies the spirit
of service; and to the next Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, I
thank you. I am grateful to finish this journey with one of the finest statesmen
of our time, a man at ease with everyone from world leaders to the conductors on
the Amtrak train he still takes home every night.

To the love of my life, our next First Lady, Michelle Obama, and
to Sasha and Malia – I love you so much, and I’m so proud of all of you. vFour
years ago, I stood before you and told you my story – of the brief union between
a young man from Kenya and a young woman from Kansas who weren’t well-off or
well-known, but shared a belief that in America, their son could achieve
whatever he put his mind to.

It is that promise that has always set this country apart – that
through hard work and sacrifice, each of us can pursue our individual dreams but
still come together as one American family, to ensure that the next generation
can pursue their dreams as well.

That’s why I stand here tonight. Because for two hundred and
thirty two years, at each moment when that promise was in jeopardy, ordinary men
and women – students and soldiers, farmers and teachers, nurses and janitors —
found the courage to keep it alive.

We meet at one of those defining moments – a moment when our
nation is at war, our economy is in turmoil, and the American promise has been
threatened once more.

Tonight, more Americans are out of work and more are working
harder for less. More of you have lost your homes and even more are watching
your home values plummet. More of you have cars you can’t afford to drive,
credit card bills you can’t afford to pay, and tuition that’s beyond your reach.

These challenges are not all of government’s making. But the failure to respond
is a direct result of a broken politics in Washington and the failed policies of
George W. Bush.

America, we are better than these last eight years. We are a
better country than this.

This country is more decent than one where a woman in Ohio, on
the brink of retirement, finds herself one illness away from disaster after a
lifetime of hard work.

This country is more generous than one where a man in Indiana
has to pack up the equipment he’s worked on for twenty years and watch it
shipped off to China, and then chokes up as he explains how he felt like a
failure when he went home to tell his family the news.

We are more compassionate than a government that lets veterans
sleep on our streets and families slide into poverty; that sits on its hands
while a major American city drowns before our eyes.

Tonight, I say to the American people, to Democrats and
Republicans and Independents across this great land – enough! This moment – this
election – is our chance to keep, in the 21st century, the American promise
alive. Because next week, in Minnesota, the same party that brought you two
terms of George Bush and Dick Cheney will ask this country for a third. And we
are here because we love this country too much to let the next four years look
like the last eight. On November 4th, we must stand up and say: “Eight is
enough.”

Now let there be no doubt. The Republican nominee, John McCain,
has worn the uniform of our country with bravery and distinction, and for that
we owe him our gratitude and respect. And next week, we’ll also hear about those
occasions when he’s broken with his party as evidence that he can deliver the
change that we need.

But the record’s clear: John McCain has voted with George Bush
ninety percent of the time. Senator McCain likes to talk about judgment, but
really, what does it say about your judgment when you think George Bush has been
right more than ninety percent of the time? I don’t know about you, but I’m not
ready to take a ten percent chance on change.

The truth is, on issue after issue that would make a difference
in your lives – on health care and education and the economy – Senator McCain
has been anything but independent. He said that our economy has made “great
progress” under this President. He said that the fundamentals of the economy are
strong. And when one of his chief advisors – the man who wrote his economic plan
– was talking about the anxiety Americans are feeling, he said that we were just
suffering from a “mental recession,” and that we’ve become, and I quote, “a
nation of whiners.”

A nation of whiners? Tell that to the proud auto workers at a
Michigan plant who, after they found out it was closing, kept showing up every
day and working as hard as ever, because they knew there were people who counted
on the brakes that they made. Tell that to the military families who shoulder
their burdens silently as they watch their loved ones leave for their third or
fourth or fifth tour of duty. These are not whiners. They work hard and give
back and keep going without complaint. These are the Americans that I know.

Now, I don’t believe that Senator McCain doesn’t care what’s
going on in the lives of Americans. I just think he doesn’t know. Why else would
he define middle-class as someone making under five million dollars a year? How
else could he propose hundreds of billions in tax breaks for big corporations
and oil companies but not one penny of tax relief to more than one hundred
million Americans? How else could he offer a health care plan that would
actually tax people’s benefits, or an education plan that would do nothing to
help families pay for college, or a plan that would privatize Social Security
and gamble your retirement?

It’s not because John McCain doesn’t care. It’s because John
McCain doesn’t get it.

For over two decades, he’s subscribed to that old, discredited
Republican philosophy – give more and more to those with the most and hope that
prosperity trickles down to everyone else. In Washington, they call this the
Ownership Society, but what it really means is – you’re on your own. Out of
work? Tough luck. No health care? The market will fix it. Born into poverty?
Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps – even if you don’t have boots. You’re
on your own.

Well it’s time for them to own their failure. It’s time for us
to change America.

You see, we Democrats have a very different measure of what
constitutes progress in this country.

We measure progress by how many people can find a job that pays
the mortgage; whether you can put a little extra money away at the end of each
month so you can someday watch your child receive her college diploma. We
measure progress in the 23 million new jobs that were created when Bill Clinton
was President – when the average American family saw its income go up $7,500
instead of down $2,000 like it has under George Bush.

We measure the strength of our economy not by the number of
billionaires we have or the profits of the Fortune 500, but by whether someone
with a good idea can take a risk and start a new business, or whether the
waitress who lives on tips can take a day off to look after a sick kid without
losing her job – an economy that honors the dignity of work.

The fundamentals we use to measure economic strength are whether
we are living up to that fundamental promise that has made this country great –
a promise that is the only reason I am standing here tonight.

Because in the faces of those young veterans who come back from
Iraq and Afghanistan, I see my grandfather, who signed up after Pearl Harbor,
marched in Patton’s Army, and was rewarded by a grateful nation with the chance
to go to college on the GI Bill.

In the face of that young student who sleeps just three hours
before working the night shift, I think about my mom, who raised my sister and
me on her own while she worked and earned her degree; who once turned to food
stamps but was still able to send us to the best schools in the country with the
help of student loans and scholarships.

When I listen to another worker tell me that his factory has
shut down, I remember all those men and women on the South Side of Chicago who I
stood by and fought for two decades ago after the local steel plant closed.

And when I hear a woman talk about the difficulties of starting
her own business, I think about my grandmother, who worked her way up from the
secretarial pool to middle-management, despite years of being passed over for
promotions because she was a woman. She’s the one who taught me about hard work.
She’s the one who put off buying a new car or a new dress for herself so that I
could have a better life. She poured everything she had into me. And although
she can no longer travel, I know that she’s watching tonight, and that tonight
is her night as well.

I don’t know what kind of lives John McCain thinks that
celebrities lead, but this has been mine. These are my heroes. Theirs are the
stories that shaped me. And it is on their behalf that I intend to win this
election and keep our promise alive as President of the United States.

What is that promise?

It’s a promise that says each of us has the freedom to make of
our own lives what we will, but that we also have the obligation to treat each
other with dignity and respect.

It’s a promise that says the market should reward drive and
innovation and generate growth, but that businesses should live up to their
responsibilities to create American jobs, look out for American workers, and
play by the rules of the road.

Ours is a promise that says government cannot solve all our
problems, but what it should do is that which we cannot do for ourselves –
protect us from harm and provide every child a decent education; keep our water
clean and our toys safe; invest in new schools and new roads and new science and
technology.

Our government should work for us, not against us. It should
help us, not hurt us. It should ensure opportunity not just for those with the
most money and influence, but for every American who’s willing to work.

That’s the
promise of America – the idea that we are responsible for ourselves, but that we
also rise or fall as one nation; the fundamental belief that I am my brother’s
keeper; I am my sister’s keeper.

That’s the
promise we need to keep. That’s the change we need right now. So let me spell
out exactly what that change would mean if I am President.

Change means a
tax code that doesn’t reward the lobbyists who wrote it, but the American
workers and small businesses who deserve it.

Unlike John
McCain, I will stop giving tax breaks to corporations that ship jobs overseas,
and I will start giving them to companies that create good jobs right here in
America.

I will eliminate
capital gains taxes for the small businesses and the start-ups that will create
the high-wage, high-tech jobs of tomorrow.

I will cut taxes
– cut taxes – for 95% of all working families. Because in an economy like this,
the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle-class.

And for the sake
of our economy, our security, and the future of our planet, I will set a clear
goal as President: in ten years, we will finally end our dependence on oil from
the Middle East.

Washington’s
been talking about our oil addiction for the last thirty years, and John McCain
has been there for twenty-six of them. In that time, he’s said no to higher
fuel-efficiency standards for cars, no to investments in renewable energy, no to
renewable fuels. And today, we import triple the amount of oil as the day that
Senator McCain took office.

Now is the time
to end this addiction, and to understand that drilling is a stop-gap measure,
not a long-term solution. Not even close.

As President, I
will tap our natural gas reserves, invest in clean coal technology, and find
ways to safely harness nuclear power. I’ll help our auto companies re-tool, so
that the fuel-efficient cars of the future are built right here in America. I’ll
make it easier for the American people to afford these new cars. And I’ll invest
150 billion dollars over the next decade in affordable, renewable sources of
energy – wind power and solar power and the next generation of biofuels; an
investment that will lead to new industries and five million new jobs that pay
well and can’t ever be outsourced.

America, now is
not the time for small plans.

Now is the time
to finally meet our moral obligation to provide every child a world-class
education, because it will take nothing less to compete in the global economy.
Michelle and I are only here tonight because we were given a chance at an
education. And I will not settle for an America where some kids don’t have that
chance. I’ll invest in early childhood education. I’ll recruit an army of new
teachers, and pay them higher salaries and give them more support. And in
exchange, I’ll ask for higher standards and more accountability. And we will
keep our promise to every young American – if you commit to serving your
community or your country, we will make sure you can afford a college education.

Now is the time
to finally keep the promise of affordable, accessible health care for every
single American. If you have health care, my plan will lower your premiums. If
you don’t, you’ll be able to get the same kind of coverage that members of
Congress give themselves. And as someone who watched my mother argue with
insurance companies while she lay in bed dying of cancer, I will make certain
those companies stop discriminating against those who are sick and need care the
most.

Now is the time to help families with paid sick days and better
family leave, because nobody in America should have to choose between keeping
their jobs and caring for a sick child or ailing parent.

Now is the time to change our bankruptcy laws, so that your
pensions are protected ahead of CEO bonuses; and the time to protect Social
Security for future generations.

And now is the time to keep the promise of equal pay for an
equal day’s work, because I want my daughters to have exactly the same
opportunities as your sons.

Now, many of these plans will cost money, which is why I’ve laid
out how I’ll pay for every dime – by closing corporate loopholes and tax havens
that don’t help America grow. But I will also go through the federal budget,
line by line, eliminating programs that no longer work and making the ones we do
need work better and cost less – because we cannot meet twenty-first century
challenges with a twentieth century bureaucracy.

And Democrats, we must also admit that fulfilling America’s
promise will require more than just money. It will require a renewed sense of
responsibility from each of us to recover what John F. Kennedy called our
“intellectual and moral strength.” Yes, government must lead on energy
independence, but each of us must do our part to make our homes and businesses
more efficient. Yes, we must provide more ladders to success for young men who
fall into lives of crime and despair. But we must also admit that programs alone
can’t replace parents; that government can’t turn off the television and make a
child do her homework; that fathers must take more responsibility for providing
the love and guidance their children need.

Individual responsibility and mutual responsibility – that’s the
essence of America’s promise.

And just as we keep our keep our promise to the next generation
here at home, so must we keep America’s promise abroad. If John McCain wants to
have a debate about who has the temperament, and judgment, to serve as the next
Commander-in-Chief, that’s a debate I’m ready to have.

For while Senator McCain was turning his sights to Iraq just
days after 9/11, I stood up and opposed this war, knowing that it would distract
us from the real threats we face. When John McCain said we could just “muddle
through” in Afghanistan, I argued for more resources and more troops to finish
the fight against the terrorists who actually attacked us on 9/11, and made
clear that we must take out Osama bin Laden and his lieutenants if we have them
in our sights. John McCain likes to say that he’ll follow bin Laden to the Gates
of Hell – but he won’t even go to the cave where he lives.

And today, as my call for a time frame to remove our troops from
Iraq has been echoed by the Iraqi government and even the Bush Administration,
even after we learned that Iraq has a $79 billion surplus while we’re wallowing
in deficits, John McCain stands alone in his stubborn refusal to end a misguided
war.

That’s not the judgment we need. That won’t keep America safe.
We need a President who can face the threats of the future, not keep grasping at
the ideas of the past.

You don’t defeat a terrorist network that operates in eighty
countries by occupying Iraq. You don’t protect Israel and deter Iran just by
talking tough in Washington. You can’t truly stand up for Georgia when you’ve
strained our oldest alliances. If John McCain wants to follow George Bush with
more tough talk and bad strategy, that is his choice – but it is not the change
we need.

We are the party
of Roosevelt. We are the party of Kennedy. So don’t tell me that Democrats won’t
defend this country. Don’t tell me that Democrats won’t keep us safe. The
Bush-McCain foreign policy has squandered the legacy that generations of
Americans — Democrats and Republicans – have built, and we are here to restore
that legacy.

As
Commander-in-Chief, I will never hesitate to defend this nation, but I will only
send our troops into harm’s way with a clear mission and a sacred commitment to
give them the equipment they need in battle and the care and benefits they
deserve when they come home.

I will end this
war in Iraq responsibly, and finish the fight against al Qaeda and the Taliban
in Afghanistan. I will rebuild our military to meet future conflicts. But I will
also renew the tough, direct diplomacy that can prevent Iran from obtaining
nuclear weapons and curb Russian aggression. I will build new partnerships to
defeat the threats of the 21st century: terrorism and nuclear proliferation;
poverty and genocide; climate change and disease. And I will restore our moral
standing, so that America is once again that last, best hope for all who are
called to the cause of freedom, who long for lives of peace, and who yearn for a
better future.

These are the
policies I will pursue. And in the weeks ahead, I look forward to debating them
with John McCain.

But what I will
not do is suggest that the Senator takes his positions for political purposes.
Because one of the things that we have to change in our politics is the idea
that people cannot disagree without challenging each other’s character and
patriotism. T

he times are too
serious, the stakes are too high for this same partisan playbook. So let us
agree that patriotism has no party. I love this country, and so do you, and so
does John McCain. The men and women who serve in our battlefields may be
Democrats and Republicans and Independents, but they have fought together and
bled together and some died together under the same proud flag. They have not
served a Red America or a Blue America – they have served the United States of
America.

So I’ve got news
for you, John McCain. We all put our country first.

America, our
work will not be easy. The challenges we face require tough choices, and
Democrats as well as Republicans will need to cast off the worn-out ideas and
politics of the past. For part of what has been lost these past eight years
can’t just be measured by lost wages or bigger trade deficits. What has also
been lost is our sense of common purpose – our sense of higher purpose. And
that’s what we have to restore.

We may not agree
on abortion, but surely we can agree on reducing the number of unwanted
pregnancies in this country. The reality of gun ownership may be different for
hunters in rural Ohio than for those plagued by gang-violence in Cleveland, but
don’t tell me we can’t uphold the Second Amendment while keeping AK-47s out of
the hands of criminals. I know there are differences on same-sex marriage, but
surely we can agree that our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters deserve to
visit the person they love in the hospital and to live lives free of
discrimination. Passions fly on immigration, but I don’t know anyone who
benefits when a mother is separated from her infant child or an employer
undercuts American wages by hiring illegal workers. This too is part of
America’s promise – the promise of a democracy where we can find the strength
and grace to bridge divides and unite in common effort.

I know there are those who dismiss such beliefs as happy talk.
They claim that our insistence on something larger, something firmer and more
honest in our public life is just a Trojan Horse for higher taxes and the
abandonment of traditional values. And that’s to be expected. Because if you
don’t have any fresh ideas, then you use stale tactics to scare the voters. If
you don’t have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone
people should run from.

You make a big election about small things.

And you know what – it’s worked before. Because it feeds into
the cynicism we all have about government. When Washington doesn’t work, all its
promises seem empty. If your hopes have been dashed again and again, then it’s
best to stop hoping, and settle for what you already know.

I get it. I realize that I am not the likeliest candidate for
this office. I don’t fit the typical pedigree, and I haven’t spent my career in
the halls of Washington.

But I stand before you tonight because all across America
something is stirring. What the nay-sayers don’t understand is that this
election has never been about me. It’s been about you.

For eighteen long months, you have stood up, one by one, and
said enough to the politics of the past. You understand that in this election,
the greatest risk we can take is to try the same old politics with the same old
players and expect a different result. You have shown what history teaches us –
that at defining moments like this one, the change we need doesn’t come from
Washington. Change comes to Washington. Change happens because the American
people demand it – because they rise up and insist on new ideas and new
leadership, a new politics for a new time.

America, this is one of those moments.

I believe that as hard as it will be, the change we need is
coming. Because I’ve seen it. Because I’ve lived it. I’ve seen it in Illinois,
when we provided health care to more children and moved more families from
welfare to work. I’ve seen it in Washington, when we worked across party lines
to open up government and hold lobbyists more accountable, to give better care
for our veterans and keep nuclear weapons out of terrorist hands.

And I’ve seen it in this campaign. In the young people who voted
for the first time, and in those who got involved again after a very long time.
In the Republicans who never thought they’d pick up a Democratic ballot, but
did. I’ve seen it in the workers who would rather cut their hours back a day
than see their friends lose their jobs, in the soldiers who re-enlist after
losing a limb, in the good neighbors who take a stranger in when a hurricane
strikes and the floodwaters rise.

This country of ours has more wealth than any nation, but that’s
not what makes us rich. We have the most powerful military on Earth, but that’s
not what makes us strong. Our universities and our culture are the envy of the
world, but that’s not what keeps the world coming to our shores.

Instead, it is that American spirit – that American promise –
that pushes us forward even when the path is uncertain; that binds us together
in spite of our differences; that makes us fix our eye not on what is seen, but
what is unseen, that better place around the bend.

That promise is
our greatest inheritance. It’s a promise I make to my daughters when I tuck them
in at night, and a promise that you make to yours – a promise that has led
immigrants to cross oceans and pioneers to travel west; a promise that led
workers to picket lines, and women to reach for the ballot.

And it is that
promise that forty five years ago today, brought Americans from every corner of
this land to stand together on a Mall in Washington, before Lincoln’s Memorial,
and hear a young preacher from Georgia speak of his dream.

The men and
women who gathered there could’ve heard many things. They could’ve heard words
of anger and discord. They could’ve been told to succumb to the fear and
frustration of so many dreams deferred.

But what the
people heard instead – people of every creed and color, from every walk of life
– is that in America, our destiny is inextricably linked. That together, our
dreams can be one.

“We cannot walk
alone,” the preacher cried. “And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we
shall always march ahead. We cannot turn back.”

America, we
cannot turn back. Not with so much work to be done. Not with so many children to
educate, and so many veterans to care for. Not with an economy to fix and cities
to rebuild and farms to save. Not with so many families to protect and so many
lives to mend. America, we cannot turn back. We cannot walk alone. At this
moment, in this election, we must pledge once more to march into the future. Let
us keep that promise – that American promise – and in the words of Scripture
hold firmly, without wavering, to the hope that we confess.

Thank you, God
Bless you, and God Bless the United States of America.

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For something totally different, check out Miss Fairy Tale at Midtown gay bar Crossroads tonight. This live disco operetta mixes video and stagecraft in a salute to Donna Summer and the Disney Princess franchise. The show runs Friday and Saturday night at 10 p.m.

Save money by hitting up the Memphis Music and Heritage Festival, the uber-popular free fest with over 300 musical and dance performances this weekend. The festival runs from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Saturday night through Sunday night.

Memphis lost 5,000 residents during the Yellow Fever Epidemic of 1978. During that tragic time, the survivors spent a lot of time in their black mourning clothes. See examples what women and men wore (and how they decorated their homes) during times of loss at “Between the Church and the Cemetery” at the Woodruff-Fontaine House in Victorian Village. The exhibit runs through November 2nd. Party on!!

The second annual Delta Fair and Music Festival begins this weekend at the Agricenter. Catch local metal band On a Dead Machine Saturday night or Foghat and the Romantics on Sunday night. Besides live music, the fair also features a rodeo and various exhibits.

For more weekend options, check out the Flyer‘s searchable calendar listings.

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Politics Politics Feature

Bredesen, Hotboxed to Make a Senate Race This Year, Looks to the Future

DENVER – As is always the case at a national major party
convention, would-be office-holders were much in evidence at this week’s
Democratic National Convention.Such occasions allow for the kind of schmoozing
and logrolling and P.R. and balloon-floating – not to mention he occasional
fundraising opportunity — that political campaigns require.

Indeed, a feature of the DNC gathering, one which will be
reproduced in kind at next week’s Republican National Convention in Minneapolis-St.
Paul, was the showcasing in prime time of congressmen and other officials trying
to move up to the Senate or to governorships in their states.

Even if such promotional undertakings don’t make it to
national TV, they certainly go on in a variety of convention venues. Tennessee’s
4th District U.S. Rep. Lincoln Davis, held an early lunch for the
state’s delegates, for example – and though his remarks were made off the record
for media folks, Davis was happy to prose for press pictures. (And the
ultra-conservative blue dog probably won’t mind it being observed that, in his
generally bland remarks, he kept to the ‘Democrat Party’ usage favored by
Republicans.)

Among the other hopefuls rubbing elbows with delegates was
former Clarksville State Rep. Kim McMillan, a declared gubernatorial candidate
who held a reception for Tennesseans on Wednesday night. And, though he kept
busy attending to other functions in his role as state Senate Democratic leader,
Jim Kyle of Memphis did not disavow the idea when asked about a tip that he,
too, might run for governor in 2010. (First things first, though: After this
year’s elections, Kyle hopes to be Lt. Governor, a title synonymous with Speaker
of the Senate, a post reserved for the majority party.)

The real sleeper among politicians on the move, however,
might be Governor Phil Bredesen, who held one gala party for Tennesseans in
Denver (as did former congressman Harold Ford Jr., now head of the
right/centrist Democratic Leadership Council) and had a major role in two
luncheons as either host or featured speaker.

And what might the governor be premeditating for the
future? A few hints were provided during a leisurely chat I had with Bredesen
during his Tuesday night party at Denver’s Hyatt Grand Hotel.

For one thing, he allowed as how he had considered running
for the open U.S. Senate seat in 2006 but eventually deferred to Ford and ran
for reelection instead. He thought again about a race `this year for the Senate
seat now held by Republican Lamar Alexander. Actually, he said, he had been the
object of “a full court press” to do so from Senator majority leader Harry Reid
of Nevada.

“I finally decided that I wasn’t sure I’d be comfortable in
the job,” Bredesen said. The governor entertained no doubt whatever that he
could have beaten Alexander had he run. “Oh yes, sure,” he said.

Bredesen had been among those speculated on as a possible
Democratic vice-presidential choice during the last year and had earlier on been
mentioned by The New Republic as a possible long-shot presidential
contender. During the nip-and-tuck late phase of this year’s Democratic primary
contest between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, Bredesen sought and got
serious attention from the mainstream media when he floated a variety of
proposals for breaking the stalemate.

If all of that suggests a man interested in holding
national office a some point, the governor was quick to provide confirmation of
such interests. At one point I asked him if his loss to Republican Don Sundquist
during his first run for he governorship in 1994 might have been a blessing
disguise, given that Sundquist faced a plethora of long-simmering financial
problems during his tenure while Bredesen, then mayor of
Nashville, enhanced his political image by landing the NFL Titans and
achieving\ other well-publicized successes.

“No,” he said. That defeat upset his timetable and had kept
him for laying an early base for what he described as “national” ventures.
Pressed on the matter, he acknowledged having nursed thoughts of a presidential
run and, in the almost off-handedly self-confident manner that Bredesen-watchers
are familiar with, nodded “Yes” when asked if he thought he could step into such
a role.

What does come next for the governor when, restricted to
two terms by the state constitution, he has to leave office in January of 2011?
“Well, I often think of my father going to his office and taking care of his
business at the age of 90, and I can see myself doing something like that. I’m
going to stay active, that’s for sure.”

In business or in public service? Either avenue was
possible, Bredesen said.

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Politics Politics Feature

Tennesseans See Barack Speech as Powerful Motivator

“I cried. I couldn’t help myself”: That was one emotional reaction to the acceptance address of newly nominated Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, typical of many in the Tennessee delegation to this year’s Democratic National Convention at Denver.

It came from Memphian Lois DeBerry, who is Speaker Pro Tem of the Tennessee House of Representatives. DeBerry said she regarded Obama’s remarks as “powerful and inspirational,” the most moving of any acceptance address she could remember. “I’ve known Obama for years, since he was a state senator and we used to see each other at legislative seminars and hat kind of thing,” said DeBerry, who added that, while she was surprised at the speed of Obama’s ascendancy, she had always seen him as presidential material.

DeBerry said she had been with Obama since he proclaimed the beginning of his presidential campaign in February 2007.

Fellow Memphian Gale Jones Carson, a newly installed Democratic National Commnitteewoman from Tennessee, had originally supported Obama rival Hillary Clinton for the presidency, but said she concurred with DeBerry. “It was great. It will go down as one of the most magnificent addresses of all time.”

Carson, who was preparing for her first official meeting as a DNC member on Friday, said she anticipated a huge boost in the polls for Obama in the aftermath of this week’s convention.

Another Memphian, Desi Franklin, was struck by the fact that Obama’s acceptance address was delivered to a throng of 75,000-plus at an outdoor stadium. “That puts it in the same historical class as JFK’s,’ she said, referring to the acceptance address by then Senator John F. Kennedy at the Los Angeles Coliseum in 1960.

Bill Owen, a Knoxvillian and former state senator, said he had been to several national Democratic conventions and noticed a difference about this one. “In the past, people would come to these things and get excited about just being at a convention. When they went home, some of the excitement would dissipate. This one is different. Especially after Obama’s address, I think the delegates here will go home with a determination to make something happen for Democrats in general in this election.”

Bruce Schine of Kingsport agreed, and while he, like several others, foresaw a bump in the polls for Obama, cautioned about what several analysts refer to as the “Bradley effect,” so named after early poll results in a California gubernatorial election of some years ago showed then Los Angeles mayor Tom Bradley, an African American, leading his opponent, who would prevail, however, on election day itself.

“I think you have to be cautious enough to discount at least 2 or 3 percent of whatever poll figure attaches to Obama,” said Schine. “But there’s no question he moved and inspired a lot of people. And also no question but that he’s already a large historical figure.”

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“Obama-rama” … The Latest Flic from Chris Davis

More in-your-face cinema verite from Chris Davis in Denver.

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Editorial Opinion

Presidents in Glass Houses …

Buried in the back pages of the newspapers these past two weeks by the Olympics, and now pushed offstage almost entirely by the Democratic Convention in Denver, the mega-crisis in the Caucasus — where Russia responded earlier this month to Georgian sabre-rattling over ending the autonomy of two ethnic Russian regions within its borders by invading the former Soviet republic — took a turn for the worse Tuesday, when Russian President Dmitry Medvedev formally recognized the “independence” of those regions (South Ossetia and Abkhazia). Predictably, Secretary of State Condi Rice blustered about this “regrettable” move on the part of Medvedev and his mentor, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, who may well be welcoming these two mini-states into the Russian Federation before the first snows fall on Moscow.

And what can the U.S., as “the world’s only superpower,” do about this blatant violation of international law? Not much, thanks to the fact that our military forces are overextended in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Not that what the Russians are doing is anything less than reprehensible. But when Nicholas Sarkozy, president of France and the EU president, speaks out against the “outrage” of Russia’s bullying of Georgia, the world listens. When the architect of our own country’s miserably flawed foreign policy speaks, the world chuckles.

“The territorial integrity and borders of Georgia must be respected,” pontificated George W. Bush Tuesday. Right you are, Mr. President. Just like you respected the territorial integrity and borders of Iraq in the spring of 2003, launching an equally unprovoked war against an equally sovereign state left equally defenseless against the military might of a stronger power.

There is, however, one important difference between Russian aggression against Georgia and your aggression against Iraq, Mr. Bush: The Russian army is already headed home, while ours is still pounding sand in a country where so much American blood, treasure, and national honor has and continues to be lost.

“Tourists” and their Dollars

Tourism spending is supposed to support the financing of FedExForum, the convention center, the Bass Pro Pyramid, the fairgrounds, Beale Street, and Elvis Presley Boulevard near Graceland. Add to that the day-to-day operations of the Memphis Zoo, the Memphis Redbirds, the Children’s Museum, and many others.

Tourists, in other words, are really loaded. They’re sleeping in $100-$200 hotel rooms, eating expensive meals, and buying $50 tickets. And they’re oblivious to the price of gasoline, unlike the rest of us. The truth, of course, is that “tourism” spending includes a lot of local spending, too. The revenue streams that support our sports and entertainment projects are fed by taxes that would otherwise go into state or local coffers. And if the state rebates the taxes, you can bet someone in Nashville is keeping track and debiting the Memphis account somewhere along the line.

When public officials say they’re building major projects without using general funds or property taxes, they are fudging. The general fund would be more robust and Memphis property taxes — the highest in Tennessee — would be lower if financiers didn’t play their shell games. One way or another, it’s all public tax money.

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Letter From The Editor Opinion

Letter from the Editor: Anti-Semitic Chickens

The letter began: “Chicken Journalists are absolutely afraid of the Jews.” It went on to cite “Bruce VanWyngarden, Karanja Ajanaku, Chris Davis, Susan Ellis, Wiley Henry, Wendi Thomas, and Jackson Baker,” among other local journalists, as being too “chicken” to take on the Jews in regards to their “hatred” of Jesus.

The letter was from Rev. George Brooks, the preacher from Murphreesboro whose scurrilous, anti-Semitic fliers were widely circulated during the recent 9th District Democratic primary. I’ve been getting two or three of these things a week since I wrote a column about “low information” voters and Nikki Tinker’s defeat in that race. It seems the good Rev. has taken a personal interest in Memphis affairs.

Brooks’ missive continued: “Many of these chickens have been ringing my phone off the hook for months, wanting to talk with me about Steve Cohen and the ‘Jews Hate Jesus’ newsletters I have been flooding Memphis with.”

He is correct about one thing: We’ve been trying to get in touch with “Rev.” Brooks for weeks. I’ve called several times. He doesn’t answer his phone, ever, even though the number is printed at the bottom of his “newsletters.” His address is a P.O. box number.

The man is gutter slime. He threatens to “expose” who Cohen is “sleeping with” and disparages local journalists because we haven’t asked Cohen to “confess” that he does not believe Jesus is the son of God.

Here’s a newsflash for you, Georgie: Lots of people don’t believe Jesus is the son of God. They’re called members of other faiths — you know, like Buddhists, Muslims, Jews, etc. They don’t have to “confess” that they aren’t Christians. They have a right to live and worship here — and even to hold office. It’s because of a little thing called “freedom of religion.” It’s in the Constitution. You might want to look it up sometime.

And if you’re going to call out me and other journalists by name in that putrid snotrag you call a newsletter, I’ll return the favor: Quit hiding behind a P.O. box and a phone answering machine, George Brooks. Come out into the light. Stand up and voice your opinions like a man — instead of acting like what comes out the rear end of a chicken.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com

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News The Fly-By

What They Said

About “Penny Gives a Million to the University of Memphis,”
by Frank Murtaugh:

“Way to go, Penny. You’re a good guy, dude! Go Tigers!” — rantboy

About “Beijing Bores Me, I’m Ready for Football,” by John Branston:

“I hope you are being sarcastic. Why would I want to watch a game in which the players themselves look unhappy to be playing? The greatest thing about the Olympics is the athletes are so freaking excited to be there. They are giddy! They act like kids at Disneyland.” — cyngriffin

About “City Gets State Grant to Beautify Graceland Area”:

“Finally, it’s about time somebody did something with that forsaken piece of off-ramp. So many tourists think they’ve made a wrong turn when they get off the interstate at Brooks headed for Graceland. The beautification project can’t start soon enough, and there had better be people watching over it to make sure it stays ‘beautified.'” — skipaway2000

And one more comment about Bruce VanWyngarden’s “Letter from the Editor,” discussing “low-information voters,” whom he referred to as “dumbasses”:

“As a dumbass, I gotta tell you, I feel totally susceptible to the empty slogans from both sides. Every day is a flip-flop of emotions from the hope of change to the reassurance of experience.” — westendgirl


Comment of the Week:

About “The Rant,” where Tim Sampson complained about the members of Topeka’s Westboro Baptist Church who picketed Isaac Hayes’ funeral:

“If God truly has a list of things to hate, which I doubt, I imagine the list would be topped and limited to those people or groups that project hatred. Hmmmm. God loves stupid people too.” — nashid

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Dog Days

Less than a year ago, Memphis Animal Services had no director, a sky-high euthanasia rate, and a bad reputation for customer service.

In November, a coalition of rescue groups and animal welfare enthusiasts demanded the city reinstate the animal shelter advisory board to allow citizens to investigate cruelty complaints and the euthanasia rate.

Earlier this month, that board, along with the shelter’s recently hired director, Ernest Alexander, held its first meeting in a tiny room at City Hall.

“We hope this board can help create some positive change and debunk the old myths the community has about the shelter,” says Alexander, the former head of the Albuquerque, New Mexico, animal shelter. Alexander was hired in March.

Currently, the seven-member board only has four members: Michelle Buckalew, editor of Animal World; Allen Iskiwitz, owner of Iskiwitz Metals; attorney Carol Katz; and insurance broker Steve Schwartz. The shelter is still taking applications for the vacant positions.

At the first meeting, the board discussed the shelter’s euthanasia policy. Earlier this year, the shelter had an 83 percent euthanasia rate, one of the highest in the country.

“If a dog is adoptable and about to be euthanized, we start calling rescue groups,” Alexander says.

Iskiwitz suggested adding more volunteers to make calls to rescue groups. Currently, Alexander says his staff makes as many calls as they can but would place additional calls if they had the manpower.

The group also discussed the possibility of lowering adoption rates for rescue groups registered as 501 C-3 nonprofit organizations and improving outreach to rescue groups.

“We hope, with this board, that we can create a shelter that’s capable of adopting out more animals, lower the euthanasia rate, and provide a place where animals have a greater chance of survival,” Iskiwitz says.

Already, board members think Alexander has made a huge impact on the shelter’s image.

“The shelter’s already made a 180-degree turn,” Schwartz says. “It’s clean now, and the staff is friendly.”

Upon his arrival, Alexander instituted customer-service training for all shelter employees.

“I also started mandatory shots for all incoming animals. They receive shots when they come across the door sill,” Alexander says. “They didn’t do that before, and it was long overdue. I’ve already seen a substantial change in the number of animals getting sick.”

Though he did not have specific numbers available yet, Alexander says the shelter is adopting out more animals and euthanizing less as a result. Before his arrival, the shelter held twice-a-month off-site adoption events.

“Since Ernie came, we’ve held off-site adoptions every weekend, sometimes two days per weekend,” Buckalew says.

With the shelter’s image improving, Buckalew says the board will concentrate on developing a shelter website with pictures of adoptable animals, increasing the volunteer base, and ensuring euthanasia rates go down.