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The End Again

On the morning of November 1, 1983, the staff of the popular downtown club Jefferson Square gathered at the site, which had been devastated by a fire hours earlier. As former staffer Debi Walker remembers it, owner Jake Schorr said, “If we stick together, we can rebuild and make this thing alive again.” So the staff helped Schorr find a new location and salvaged glasses, cutlery, whatever equipment they could from the burned building. A few weeks later, on December 7th, the North End opened at 346 N. Main in the Pinch District. The dedicated staff was not impressed. It was so much smaller than Jefferson Square. They saw it as temporary. They suggested calling it Hiatus.

Let’s just say the North End, which became Westy’s in 2004, grew on them. On Tuesday, December 2nd, there will be a reunion party marking the 25th anniversary of the opening of the spot that became known for its late-night hours, impressive music line-up, and, of course, that world-famous ice-cream-topped, hot fudge pie.

Planning for the event began, appropriately enough, around Halloween. A Facebook page was created, and people began posting pictures from the old days. Some of those photos will be seen in a slideshow during the reunion. Klaudio & Rico, Peter Hyrka, Steve Reid & Friends, members from FreeWorld (pictured), and others will take the stage once again. There will be memorabilia from Jefferson Square and the North End and a performance of a song written by staffers to honor Schorr.

“It’s amazing how many employees have kept in touch with Jake through the years,” says Walker, who is now Schorr’s partner. “When they come to town, they often come visit him at 346 N. Main.”

Jefferson square/North end reunion party, tuesday, december 2nd, 6 p.m. to midnight.

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Driver Human

My Eyewitness News recently looked into complaints filed against school bus drivers and discovered that these haulers of precious cargo have been caught smoking on the bus, talking on their cell phones while driving, and swearing at children. One driver kicks troublesome kids off the bus, no matter how far they are from home. Another refuses to pick up special-needs kids, while yet another can’t keep control of his passengers at all. In other words, it’s like it’s always been.

Headlines!

This just in from newsblaze.com, a California-based news website: “Memphis Police Department Asking Gang Members to Help Them.”

Guess that’s the next logical step after plans to relax police residency requirements in order to recruit new officers from outside Shelby County was voted down by the City Council. The article, which originally ran on WMC-TV’s website under a different headline, is specifically about Ronald Baldridge, a former gang member who used his old connections to help police obtain information about the rape of a 13-year-old girl. Still, those spiffy uniforms don’t exactly fill themselves.

Foxy

Is My Fox Memphis taking cues from its cable-news cousin, the ethically challenged Fox News Network? How else to explain a story asking whether Barack Obama’s administration would intervene politically if Memphis mayor W.W. Herenton were indicted? Reporter Les Smith presented no evidence for the insinuation but did recount the story of Bill Clinton’s involvement with the 1992 corruption investigation of Harold Ford Sr. According to Smith, Clinton was “knowingly in need of black congressional support.” Herenton, who is not a congressman or in any position to assist the president politically, does have one thing in common with Ford and Obama. All three men are African American. As is Smith, weirdly enough.

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Letter from the Editor: It’s the Geography, Stupid

As nearly every sentient being in Memphis now knows, the City Council last week voted down a proposal by Councilman Reid Hedgepeth to expand residency requirements for new Memphis police officers to anyone living within 20 miles of the Shelby County line. Officers currently are required to live within the county, and the department is at least 200 officers short of its budgeted allotment, so the relaxing of the residency requirement seemed to make sense to many, including a committee of city officials and representatives of FedEx, AutoZone, and other major businesses.

However, a majority of the council — seven members — voted against the proposal, suggesting instead that the department needed to more aggressively seek candidates who live in the city limits — crime rate be damned. It’s geography über alles!

Now that the dust has settled, I’m happy to report that the council has apparently started a trend with its vote. Just today, Northwest Airlines announced that it would henceforth only use pilots who live in Shelby County. “We feel that as a Memphis-based hub, it’s only right that we hire pilots based on where they live rather than on their skills in piloting an airplane,” said company spokesperson Albie Darned.

Picking up on the trend was the Med, which declared Thursday that the company would begin limiting its medical hires to “doctors and nurses who live in the 38103 zip code.”

“We are confident we can find plenty of fairly decent physicians and nurses in this zip code. All we have to do is increase and intensify our recruitment efforts,” said hospital spokesperson R.U. Kidden. “We may have to lower our medical standards slightly, but the important thing is that our doctors and nurses are committed to living in our neighborhood.”

The Memphis Grizzlies also committed to the new business model today. “We are letting go of all our players who are not from the South,” said team spokesperson Watt A. Crock. “Sure, it means we replace O.J. Mayo and Rudy Gay with a couple of recruits from LeMoyne-Owen and CBU, but what the heck. At least we know they care about our community, and that’s the important thing.”

Of course, by now you realize I’m making all this up — except for the part about the City Council’s decision to make one’s ability to live inside Shelby County the primary skill set desired for hiring Memphis police officers. I only wish I were making that part up.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com

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Green Power Switch

In 10 years, the Memphis Light, Gas, and Water electric grid will be completely free of a toxic substance known to cause liver damage, cancer, and low birth weight.

During routine inspections in 2005 and 2006, the Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation noted violations in the way MLGW employees disposed of, stored, and marked polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs) at three local substations.

Earlier this month, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) announced that the utility would be fined $1.22 million for their PCB problems. In addition to paying the fine, however, MLGW volunteered to undertake a 10-year project to replace all its transformers and capacitors that contain PCBs.

“We’re going above and beyond what EPA would make us do,” said MLGW president Jerry Collins. “Some entities would fight EPA in such a matter, but we’re going to exceed their expectations by spending money to remove PCBs from our electrical system.”

PCBs were once widely used as a nonflammable coolant for transformers. But the substance was banned in the 1976 Toxic Substances Control Act due to concerns about its effect on human health and the environment.

Though PCBs were banned in 1976, EPA spokesperson Dawn Harris-Young says it’s not uncommon for large utility companies to still have some lingering PCBs in their systems.

“A utility company can continue to operate with PCBs in their system as long as they are handling them in the right manner,” Harris-Young said.

When the colorless, oily liquid finds its way into lakes and rivers, it accumulates in fish and marine mammals. Humans are exposed to the PCBs when they eat affected fish, and the resulting problems range from acne and skin rashes to cancer in the liver and biliary tract.

And there is, as Collins said, “always the possibility that a transformer containing PCBs might leak.”

In the first phase of the project, MLGW will replace 880 transformers and over 2,800 high-voltage PCB capacitors over the next three years. Once the $10 million, three-year program is complete, Collins says MLGW will continue to replace additional transformers over the next seven years.

“I think the EPA is very happy with MLGW. This is a model way of handling a situation like this,” Collins said. “We’re not EPA’s adversaries. We’re working hand-in-hand to make sure a potential hazard is mitigated.”

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The Memphis Police Residency Issue: Where Do You Stand?

The City Council is debating the residency requirements for Memphis Police officers. Currently, officers are required to live in Shelby County. Some council members would like to relax that restriction to anyone living within 20 miles of Shelby County. We want to know how you feel.

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Al Qeada Turkeys!!!

Here’s a little Thanksgiving levity for you folks, courtesy of David Letterman — and Sarah Palin.

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The Cheapest Gas in Memphis? Head to the ‘Burbs!

Memphisgasprices.com provides a handy list of the lowest- and highest-priced gas in Memphis. Today’s numbers are quite interesting. The cheapest gas in the area is found at stations in Collierville, Raleigh, Millington, and other surrounding communities.

The highest priced gas? Midtown and east Memphis. And the difference is nothing to scoff at: 45 cents per gallon. Might be worth the drive to the ‘burbs, we say. Check it out.

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Opinion Viewpoint

Bianca Knows Best … And Helps a Doormat

Dear Bianca,

My husband of 10 years has cheated on me numerous times. He confessed his transgressions to me last year, and though I was pretty upset, I decided to stay and try to work things out. We agreed to open up our relationship, so I could “cheat” too.

But I have no desire to sleep with anyone else and unfortunately, well, he can’t stop. I found out about another incident that happened a few months ago, and though I’m supposed to be accepting since we agreed on a polyamorous relationship, I’m really just jealous and hurt.

I’m considering getting a divorce, but since we agreed upon the open relationship, I feel like I’m in the wrong for breaking things off. I guess I’m also just scared to be alone after all these years. What should I do?

— Against Free Love

Dear Against Free Love,

What are you? A doormat? Cause that’s what it sounds like. This jerkwad cheated on you “numerous times” and now you feel bad for being jealous. Sounds like somebody needs a self-esteem boost.

It’s likely the only reason you agreed on an open relationship is because you were scared to leave him after the first round of incidents. Open relationships only work when both parties are interested in being polyamorous. You have to be open, honest, and very trusting.

In most cases, open relationships don’t work out, especially when the relationship is built on a lie in the first place. Since your husband lied to you for years about his cheating, how can you trust him in an open relationship?

You need to march down to the courthouse and start filing your divorce papers. It won’t be easy adjusting to single life after all those years of marriage. But over time, you’ll be just fine.

Got a problem? E-mail Bianca at bphillips@memphisflyer.com.

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The Magnificent Sterick Building

Just look at this photo. Nine women in starched white uniforms face the camera. Dimly visible behind them are elaborate lighting fixtures, marble walls, and ornate plaster moldings and other ornamentation. Nurses at an old hospital, perhaps? Waitresses at a fancy hotel?

Nope. Meet the elevator operators of the brand-new Sterick Building …

Vance Lauderdale’s got the scoop on the glory days of the now-vacant Sterick Building.

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Sports Sports Feature

Spurs 94, Grizzlies 81: Post-Game Three-Pointer

With another tough loss, the Grizzlies moved to 4-10 tonight, which means their slide since the season’s encouraging 3-3 start is now 1-7, with road games coming up against the Jazz and Spurs, the two teams that just slapped them around at home …

Read Chris Herrington’s take on last night’s loss — and much more — at Beyond the Arc.