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Old Hands and New Bands

Music editor Chris Herrington lists the best local albums of 2008, and our other music writers pay tribute to a few of their favorite things. (Our national music “best of” lists will follow in the January 8th issue.)

Top 10 Local Albums:

1. Matador Singles ’08 — Jay Reatard (Matador): The onetime enfant terrible who named his first two albums (with the Reatards) Teenage Hate and Grown Up, Fucked Up gave growing up a good name in 2008. A decade into one of modern Memphis music’s most prolific and most relentlessly creative careers, Reatard decided that energy and passion don’t have to be sacrificed by more space and less volume, resulting in the so-far best music of his life — one melodic, personal pop gem after another, first released as limited-edition singles but collected on disc here. Highlights abound: The soaring romantic chorus of “See Saw” that goes “She creeps me out/She crept me in again”; the merciless but unexpectedly generous childhood reminiscence of “Screaming Hand”; the eloquently strangled guitar line that drives “Always Wanting More”; the way the restless, regretful “No Time” is effectively roughed up with some intentional distortion.

2. Lay It Down — Al Green (Blue Note): This is the third in a series of quality “comeback” albums Al Green has made this decade, and, as a Memphis music writer, I’m probably supposed to say that this one, recorded in New York with Roots drummer ?uestlove producing, isn’t as good as the ones recorded down home with legendary local collaborator Willie Mitchell. But that’s just not true: It’s better. Both too tasteful and too contrary to let the album get bogged down by its cameos (John Legend, Anthony Hamilton, Corinne Bailey Rae), ?uestlove merely replicates the form and spirit of the classic Hi sound as best he can and lets Green go to work. The opening title track, in which Green worries — with slowly increasing intensity — over a simple, familiar instrumental bed, might be his finest recorded moment since the Carter administration. It sets a tone that the rest of the album improbably lives up to.

3. Pretty Loud — Mouse Rocket (self-released): Alone or together, Robby Grant and Alicja Trout are two of Memphis’ finest music makers. In their “other bands” (Vending Machine and River City Tanlines, respectively), Grant specializes in gentle, melodic homemade pop, and Trout plays guitar-god bandleader. Joining forces in Mouse Rocket, they meet halfway (the album title is truth in advertising), and it suits them both. The best local album of 2008 without a strong national profile.

4. Spills & Thrills — John Paul Keith & the One Four Fives (self-released): Nashville’s loss is Memphis’ gain — big time. Onetime NashVegas hopeful Keith relocated to the other end of the Music Highway, assembled a crackerjack band (producer/guitarist Kevin Cubbins and rhythm-section-to-the-stars John Argroves and Mark Stuart at the core), and, on this debut album, puts a vibrant, nimble country twist on the city’s latent roots-rock/bar-rock style.

5. 2 Man Wrecking Crew — Cedric Burnside & Lightnin’ Malcolm (Delta Groove): In a genre — the blues — aching for interesting young talent, the late R.L. Burnside’s grandson Cedric delivers with this Blues Music Award “best debut” nominee. Switching off drums and guitar and taking songwriting turns with gruff-voiced sidekick Malcolm, this heir to the north Mississippi blues throne tells his personal family story (“R.L. Burnside”), makes an unforced connection to the hip-hop generation he’s a part of (his baby “backs that ass up on me” in “My Sweetheart”), and reveals a sweet, soul-infused singing voice (“That’s My Girl”). Keeping the blues alive, indeed.

6. Spacetime Breakfast — The Warble (self-released): The playful, personal, mischievous folk-rock on this painstakingly homemade document makes for the most idiosyncratic local debut in recent memory.

7. The 2nd Edition: Memphop — Iron Mic Coalition (self-released): Estranged from both the baser concerns and sounds of most local rap and the mainstream’s indie-equivalent minority, this sprawling local crew of rappers and producers has been an island unto itself. On the most interesting local album of 2008 that almost no one heard, disparate voices (stand-outs: Jason the Hater, gruff and comical; Mighty Quinn, smooth and fierce; Derelick, nasally and sly) weave in and out of dense, soulful tracks.

8. Brooklyn Hustle/Memphis Muscle — Jump Back Jake (Ardent): The “Brooklyn hustle” is Jake Rabinbach, a recent arrival with big ideas. The “Memphis muscle” is primarily a trio of musicians from notable local indie-rock bands (Snowglobe, the Third Man, Antique Curtains) who heroically and effectively push themselves into new territory as an ace R&B/roots band while Rabinbach “sings like a man” in a milieu that demands it.

9. Generous Gambler — Antenna Shoes (Shangri-La Projects): Snowglobe’s Tim Regan goes “solo” with help from a gaggle of talented friends. With Regan’s warm, supple voice putting across a collection of melodic songs whose nooks and crannies are filled with classic-rock grace notes, it sounds just like a Snowglobe record with Regan singing all the songs. And that’s a good thing.

10. Alliance — Afrissippi (Hill Country Records): Oxford-based Senegalese native Guelel Kumba fuses blues with West African music, and it’s a winning recipe on this second album, with hypnotic Junior Kimbrough-style guitar riffs layered over polyrhythmic African percussion. But Alliance may be even better when the electric blues guitar drops back and the African rhythmic and vocal traditions take the fore, as on the gorgeous call-and-response “Leeliyo Leele” or when Kumba’s African guitar launches a song, as on “Maasina Tooro.”

Honorable Mentions: Chairmen of the Bored — Lord T & Eloise (self-released); Wild One — Those Darlins (Oh Wow Dang); Gully — Rob Jungklas (MADJACK); Hernando — North Mississippi Allstars (Songs of the South); Egypt Central — Egypt Central (Fat Lady).

Ex-Pats: Oracular Spectacular — MGMT (Columbia); One Kind Favor — B.B. King (Geffen); Eddie Loves You So — Eddie Floyd (Stax); Red Neck, Blue Collar — Bob Frank (Memphis International).

Reissues: Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul — Otis Redding (Rhino); Singles ’06/’07 — Jay Reatard (In the Red); Soulsville Sings Hitsville — Various Artists (Stax); Johnny Cash’s America (Columbia/Legacy).

Chris Davis:

1. The Warble: I was drinking beer and having a depressing conversation about the 20th anniversary of the cool new record store I stumbled into 20 years ago when I was 20 when Shangri-La Records owner Jared McStay started bragging about the Warble, a band I’d checked out online but nowhere else in spite of the fact that one of the members, Alex Harrison, was (and still is) working in the Flyer‘s art department.

McStay said the group reminded him of the artier Midtown sound in the late ’80s and early ’90s. That recommendation, and Spacetime Breakfast, the absolutely unique CD that showed up at my desk shortly thereafter, finally got me out to see this singular band I’d vastly underrated.

The Warble’s approach to what is essentially folk music has both the arty punk edges and the stumbling psychedelic wooziness of older, long-gone local bands like the Odd Jobs and Shangri-La’s first recording artists, 611. Their tunes are every bit as quirky and personal as anything recorded by Shelby Bryant before he skipped town. But that’s where any comparison to Midtown’s Babylon Café scene ends. Harrison and partner Judith Stevens’ lyrical images are as graphic and playful as the murals he painted on the walls of the Hi-Tone Café.

2. The Southern Girls Rock and Roll Camp: So there I was in a theater full of twisting femininity, watching the rockabilly filly, Rosie Flores, play her heart out for all the girls at Rock Camp. It was an inspired set but not the most inspired set of the week. That didn’t happen until the last night of camp when bands of tween girls who’d only been playing together for a week showed their stuff.

By the time the Arcadian Sugarplumz played their original composition, “Testing Testing 1, 2, 3, Let’s Go Out There and Rock the Show,” it was pretty clear that Memphis’ traditionally strong music scene isn’t going to dry up anytime soon.

3. Roy Head vs. Terry Manning: In 2006, I included on this very list a performance by Roy Head at the Ponderosa Stomp. The elderly-ish “Treat Her Right” singer moved like a dervish as he laid down the blue-eyed Texas soul that made him world famous for a minute or two in the mid-’60s, and it blew me away. I wish I could say the same thing about his performance at this year’s Memphis Pops Festival. But by the time Head went on it was late, he was half lit on fresh-squeezed screwdrivers, and he was grumpy because his shoes wouldn’t scoot around the Hi-Tone’s carpeted stage. That’s not to say that the whole Pops Festival was a disappointment: I got to hear the Hombres play “Let It All Hang Out” twice and saw storied Led Zeppelin engineer Terry Manning play an absolutely stunning, show-stopping cover of Chris Bell’s “I Am the Cosmos.” That’s special.

4. John Paul Keith and the One Four Fives’ “Rock and Roll Will Break Your Heart”: It can, you know.

5. The return of the downtown alley parties: It’s about time. There are lots of folks who’ll fall in love with the Barbaras’ 21st-century answer to Phil Spector and Brian Wilson who just aren’t going to go to the Buccaneer at midnight. Hope these continue.

Andrew Earles:

1. Jay Reatard singles: Out of his Matador singles series, which had people acting like impoverished participants in a wartime bread/toilet paper line, I’d say that “See Saw,” “Always Wanting More,” “Hiding Hole,” and “You Were Sleeping” were the faves.

2. Black Cobra at the Hi-Tone: The latest two-piece noise band that “sounds like a lot more than just two guys” (always overheard at such performances). Not metal, not punk. Just really loud. Positioned in the middle of a three-band set headlined by instrumental “metal” band Pelican, Black Cobra momentarily made me forget about all other heavy bands.

The Warble

3. Gonerfest highlights: Sic Alps live: I get it. Sic Alps on record: I don’t get it. The Ooga Boogas brought a serious punch — a visceral endurance test that (wonderfully) contrasted the power-pop and pub-rock that dominated their particular evening. No Comply was great during an afternoon set at Murphy’s, and whether or not you dig the band’s ’80s/’90s hardcore history lesson, it was more than worth it to see the head-scratching and, uh, “dancing” within the assembled crowd. I don’t even know how to describe the Intelligence — really, really unsophisticated Joy Division? — but they scratched the right spots. And AV Murder sounded amazing in the middle of the afternoon for some reason.

4. The Brothers Unconnected (2/3 of the Sun City Girls) at Odessa: A wonderful treat for a longtime Sun City Girls fan, accented by the fact that more than 10 people showed up to witness the two-and-a-half-hour set of purely bent entertainment and every possible genre of music that can be accomplished with two acoustic guitars and two mics (plus lots of comedic banter!).

5. Torche at the Hi-Tone: This band released what is likely to be my album of the year (Meanderthal). They’re also the closest I’ve ever come to enjoying the Foo Fighters, an influence that is lost to the blunt-force trauma of their live set. So loud that they caused the Hi-Tone’s support beams to vibrate, Torche’s Melvins-meets-Guided By Voices-meets-Motörhead recipe for greatness was so forceful live that I almost had a panic attack at the thought of possible heart palpitations. Not kidding around here.

Honorable Mentions: Box Elders at Murphy’s, Memphis Pops Fest at the Hi-Tone, Skeletonwitch at the Rally Point, Blood on the Wall at Odessa.

J.D. Reager:

1. The Bulletproof Vests: The Bulletproof Vests is a local super-group of sorts. Composed of members of several notable local bands, including the Third Man, Jump Back Jake, and Antique Curtains, the Bulletproof Vests might be the best of that talented lot on the strength of their spot-on Stones/Faces-influenced songwriting and the sheer guitar wizardry of frontman Jake Vest. Vest is everything an aspiring lead guitarist would hope to be — his licks are tasteful, effortless, and incendiary. The Bulletproof Vests is the best new band to emerge from Memphis in 2008.

2. Pretty Loud — Mouse Rocket: A local musician acquaintance recommended this album to me with the following caveat: “I don’t normally like indie-rock-type stuff, but this album rocks.” Well, I’m here to tell you that I do generally like indie-rock-type stuff and that this album is pretty spectacular. Pretty Loud is the finest collection of straight-ahead rock songs by co-bandleaders Alicja Trout and Robby Grant to date.

3. Billie Worley & the Candy Company and the Warble live at the Cooper-Young Festival: I’m not sure which was more fun for me to watch or more confounding for the average midday passerby — Billie Worley’s over-the-top (in a good way) rock anthems and fake-mustache hawking or the Warble literally scaring off families with a manic set of their indescribable, genre-bending pop gems, sprinkled with obscenity.

4. Memphis music at the Indie Memphis Film Festival: Probably the most exciting moments of the Indie Memphis Film Festival came when the spotlight shone on Memphis music. Filmmaker Craig Brewer used the occasion to preview scenes from $5 Cover, his upcoming MTV web-series about Memphis music, and Live From Memphis once again put together a fine collection of locally produced videos for the Music Video Showcase. The MVS was particularly a revelation, mainly for exposing the world to Choir Boi’s instant classic “Texting You,” which remains firmly implanted in my brain to this day, despite existing on an alternate plane where there might only be one T in the word “texting.”

5. Oracle and the Mountain: Local scene vet Dale Naron’s new band Oracle and the Mountain expertly bridges the gap between hard rock and indie pop on their eponymous debut offering. What’s more, Naron seems to have found a swagger as a frontman/vocalist that was missing from his previous project, the Great Depression.

Honorable mentions:  Lord T & Eloise’s Chairmen of the Bored, the Perfect Fits’ “Radio Transmitter,” Against Me! at FedExForum, the Subteens reunion.  

Mouse Rocket

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Letter From The Editor Opinion

Letter from the Editor: Wait ‘Til Next Year

The historian Doris Kearns Goodwin wrote a book a few years back entitled Wait Till Next Year. In it, she chronicled her childhood in Brooklyn in the 1940s and 1950s and, in particular, her love of the Brooklyn Dodgers. The rallying cry for fans of “dem bums” (as the Dodgers were lovingly known) was always “wait till next year,” as each season seemed to end with the Dodgers achingly close to winning it all but never quite getting there.

I think it’s fair to say that all of America is ready for 2008 to move into the rearview mirror. We’re “waiting till next year” with the hope that our economic doldrums and the lingering effects of the failed domestic and foreign policies of “dem bums” in the current administration will soon be history.

A year ago, we were in the midst of the two campaigns for major-party nominations for president. Hillary Clinton looked like a lock to be the Democratic standard-bearer. A month later, Barack Obama had blitzed by Hillary, winning primary after primary and setting himself up with a lead that held through the bitterly fought final contests.

The point being, I suppose, that change happens and often happens fast. In 2008, Mayor Herenton resigned, then didn’t. The Memphis Tigers had the national championship locked up with a couple minutes to play, but the “National Champions” banner is hanging in Lawrence, Kansas. A year ago, the economy, according to President Bush, was “fundamentally sound.” Today, we’re throwing billions of dollars at what turned out to be fundamentally unsound companies, hoping some of it will trickle down and keep the rest of us from the soup lines. Who could have predicted? Apparently, nobody in this administration, even those whose job it is to do just that.

So, who knows what 2009 will bring? Change is a given, of course, and I can’t help but think the change embodied in the inauguration of a new president will have at least some palliative effect. Fresh horses and fresh thinking certainly can’t hurt at this point.

The Flyer staff takes a week off between Christmas and New Year’s Day. In the interim, our Annual Manual hits the street on January 1st. We’ll be back, refreshed and ready for action in two weeks. Please join us. It should be an interesting year. Meanwhile, happy holidays, merry Christmas, or however you roll.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com

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Fashion Fashion Feature

Shop This

Giving props to the bumper-sticker mantra that the best recovery plan for global economic blight begins at home, all of the products in play this week are of the home-grown variety. Some of these items are available at Memphis-area retailers; others can be purchased easily online. All are très fabulous.

ROCK SOFT: Grand Leader owner/creator Margo Wender Gruen believes in T-shirts. She also believes that great rock lyrics, such as “just a kiss away,” are lodged in our cultural subconscious like time-capsule triggers with the power to flood us with memories and emotional responses. Marry the two, and the result is Gruen’s line of vintage-style rock T’s. This one is 100 percent cotton jersey, garment-dyed, and washed with more than just a kiss of attitude. The number on the back denotes the year the song was recorded. $72. Available at grandleaderonline.com.

SAFE TRAVELS: Not a “travel lightly” person? Neither was Janie E. Sims. After growing weary of spending a disproportionate amount of her vacation time untangling her jewelry, she created the perfect solution. Called the JJ, this travel pouch keeps 20 pairs of earrings and other jewelry untangled. $33 and up at Bella Vita, 3670 Houston Levee.

LOVE MATCH: As a mother, Marilyn Kosten’s love for tennis began when her daughters first took to the court. As a designer, that love became a thriving brand and stylish clothing line. One of Kosten’s early designs, a tennis dress made for Tracy Austin, hangs in the Tennis Hall of Fame. Now her court gear can be found hanging in the closets of stylish tennis kids all over the country. Kosten’s line, Little Miss Tennis, features clothing for girls and boys ages 3 to 14 and is sold at several Memphis locations, including The Racquet Club, 5111 Sanderlin. Pieces start at $39.

PRIZE WINNER: Joanna Lipman is half of the design genius that is Femme Sud, whose handbags and clutches offer much more than a place to store your lipstick or cell phone — they’re mad-darling, OMG conversation starters. The county-fair inspired “Grand Prix” comes in two sizes and five colors. Meanwhile, the bookish “Ex Libris” bags resemble hard-cover novels, with winning titles such as Fame & Fortune. Bags start at $225. Visit femmesud.com to order.

Shop This is compiled by Shopgirl.
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News

States in Trouble: Arizona Leads the List; Tennessee 13th

BusinessWeek has a slideshow of the 20 States in the Worst Budget Trouble. Tennessee comes in at a respectable, tho not disastarous, 13th.

Topping the list is Arizona, with a $3.1 billion budget gap. Coming in second is California, with a 30.6 billion budget gap (I think the ranking is done by the percentage gap of the total budget, not the actual dollars of the budget deficit) …

More at Mary Cashiola’s In the Bluff blog.

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Opinion Viewpoint

Bianca Knows Best … And Helps a California Dreamer

Dear Bianca,

I’ve been dating the same guy off and on for six years now, but he’s hardly ever home since his job requires him to be on the road for weeks at a time.

I love my boyfriend, but last week I suddenly caught myself daydreaming about a guy who’s couch-surfing at a friend’s house. The guy is visiting for a few weeks, and he’ll be leaving to go home to California soon. We’ve been hanging out a lot lately and he’s expressed an interest in me on several occasions. I don’t know him that well, but he seems to have all the traits I look for in a guy.

Now I kind of have the hots for California guy, and I’ve decided that I really want to kiss him … just once before he leaves town. Is it wrong to have these desires even though I have a boyfriend? Does it mean that I don’t love my boyfriend as much as I think I do? If I act on my feelings and kiss California guy, is that okay, since I’ll probably never see him again?

— Hot for California Dude

Dear Hot,

It’s perfectly normal to have a crush on someone else while you’re in a relationship, but for the sake of that relationship, you should try to keep hands off. Lips, too.

Crushes are fun. Since you often don’t know much about the person you’re infatuated with, you can dream up how awesome they must be. But I guarantee you California guy has plenty of flaws (all men do). I doubt one kiss is worth messing up a six-year relationship.

Even if you kissed the couch-surfer and kept the secret from your boyfriend, the guilt could ruin your relationship in the long run. Or worse — one of your friends could talk about your secret kiss and the news could come back to haunt you.

If you’re certain you’re content with your semi-long distance relationship, save your smooches for your boyfriend. But you might want to give the relationship some long, hard thought. The fact that you’re not content keeping this crush at a safe distance could be a sign that you’re not totally happy with what you have.

If that’s the case, talk to your boyfriend about it before spreading your saliva around. Once you’ve called the current relationship quits, you can be free to make out with couch-surfers the world over.

Got a problem? E-mail Bianca at bphillips@memphisflyer.com.

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Sports Sports Feature

On Fake Lakers Fans

From Chris Herrington’s GrizBlog, Beyond the Arc: Great game tonight for about 45 minutes, then the Grizzlies’ experience deficit kicked-in in the form of poor execution down the stretch.

I’m getting sick and am not going to get a post-game report together tonight. (Check back sometime mid-morning.) But I did want to register my disgust with all the bandwagon Laker fans in the crowd tonight and pass along a great bit of locker-room banter on that subject …

More here.

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Opinion Viewpoint

Warren’s In? The Party’s Off.

Not that he was planning to attend, but Barack Obama should know that my sister’s inauguration night party — the one for which she was preparing Obama Punch — has been canceled. The notice went out over the weekend, by e-mail and word of mouth, that Obama’s choice of Rick Warren to give the inaugural invocation had simply ruined the party.

Warren is anti-gay, and my sister, not to put too fine a point on it, is not. She’s gay.

She is — or was — a committed Obama supporter. On the weekend before the presidential election, my sister and my mother drove from the Boston area, where they both live, to Obama’s New Hampshire headquarters in Manchester. There my mother made 76 phone calls for Obama, which is not bad for someone who is 96, and gives you an idea of the level of commitment to Obama in certain precincts of my family.

I should say right off that my mother feels less strongly about Warren than my sister does. But I should add immediately that my sister feels very strongly, indeed. She’s been in a relationship with another woman, the quite wonderful Nancy, for 19 years, and she resents the fact that Warren has likened same-sex marriage to incest, pederasty and polygamy.

“I’m opposed to redefinition of a 5,000-year definition of marriage,” Warren told Beliefnet.com’s Steve Waldman. “I’m opposed to having a brother and sister being together and calling that marriage. I’m opposed to an older guy marrying a child and calling that marriage. I’m opposed to one guy having multiple wives and calling that marriage.”

Waldman asked, “Do you think those are equivalent to gays getting married?”

“Oh, I do,” said Warren.

There you have the thinking of the man Obama has chosen above all other religious figures to represent him in this most solemn moment. He likens my sister’s relationship — three children, five grandchildren, so loving as to be envied and so conventional as to be boring — to incest or polygamy.

The conventional thing to say is that Obama has a preacher problem — first the volcanic Jeremiah Wright and now the transparently anti-gay Warren. But the real problem has nothing to do with ministers and everything to do with Obama’s inability or unwillingness to be a moral leader. Sooner or later, he just might have to stand for something.

This was apparent to me almost a year ago when I reported that Obama’s church, the Trinity United Church of Christ, had given a major award to Louis Farrakhan, the anti-Semitic leader of the Nation of Islam. The award was presented in Wright’s name and featured in a cover story in the church’s magazine, Trumpet. When I asked the Obama campaign about this, I was told that Obama himself did not agree with Farrakhan. What a relief!

And what a joke. I never for a moment thought Obama viewed Farrakhan any differently from the way I do. But I also thought that as a U.S. senator, as a presidential candidate or even as a mere citizen, he had an obligation to denounce the award — maybe quit the church. Do something! He did nothing.

Now we have a repeat of that episode. This time it is not Obama’s preacher who has decided to honor a bigot, it is Obama himself. And, once again, we get the same sort of rationalizations. Obama says he does not agree with Warren about all things. Obama says he himself is not anti-gay and, in fact, although he does not support same-sex marriage (as opposed to civil unions), he has been a stalwart champion of gay causes. Therefore, it seems to follow, he can honor an anti-gay activist.

I can understand Obama’s desire to embrace constituencies that have rejected him. Evangelicals are in that category and Warren is an important evangelical leader with whom, Obama said, “we’re not going to agree on every single issue.” He went on to say, “We can disagree without being disagreeable and then focus on those things that we hold in common as Americans.” Sounds nice.

But what we do not “hold in common” is the dehumanization of homosexuals. What we do not hold in common is the belief that gays are perverts who have chosen their sexual orientation on some sort of whim. What we do not hold in common is the exaltation of ignorance that has led and will lead to discrimination and violence.

Finally, what we do not hold in common is the categorization of a civil rights issue — the rights of gays to be treated equally — as some sort of cranky cultural difference. For that we need moral leadership, which, on this occasion, Obama has failed to provide. For some people, that’s nothing to celebrate.

The party’s off.

— Richard Cohen writes for the Washington Post Writers Group.

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News

Fred Thompson Lands Radio Show: Naming Contest!!

From the Hollywood Reporter: Actor and former presidential candidate Fred Thompson is getting his own radio show.

Westwood One said Monday that “The Fred Thompson Show” will debut March 2, replacing “The Radio Factor With Bill O’Reilly,” which ends its six-year run February 27. O’Reilly announced his decision to step down from the show this month, saying the workload for his radio and TV duties had become too much.

In his show, Thompson will share his conservative views on politics, topical issues and pop culture stories as well as conduct guest interviews and take listener calls.

(Editor’s note: Snark begins here.) Rejected names for Thompson’s show, included: “Sleepy-Talk With Uncle Fred”; “Drones and Phones”; “Noddin’ Off With Gramps”, and many more.

Perhaps you, clever Flyer readers, can come up with a few more rejected names for Thompson’s show. Hint, hint.

BV

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News

It’s Almost 2009. You Need a Sarah Palin Calendar.

When Sarah Palin was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, her vice-mayor was a woman named Judy Patrick. Judy is a photographer, it turns out, and she is offering a stunning Sarah Palin calendar for only $13.56 (marked down from $15.95).

The calendar features more than 50 pictures of the Palin family, including the rifle-packin’-mama pic shown here. To order, go here.

Phil Bredesen, eat your heart out!

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From My Seat Sports

FROM MY SEAT: The Year in Sports — Frank’s Faves (Part I)

As we count down
the last days of 2008, enjoy a countdown of the 10 most memorable sporting
events I attended this year. (Check in next week for the top five.)

10) Memphis 9,
Ohio U 4 (March 2) — One of the sunniest and windiest days of the winter
provided the setting for my first baseball game at Nat Buring Stadium. With my
mom visiting from frigid Vermont, this was as close to spring training in
Memphis as we could imagine. Having split the first two games of their series
with the Bobcats, the Tigers matched their run total from those games in just
eight innings at the plate. Sophomore Trey Wiedman (a graduate of Houston High
School) homered and drove in three runs, and freshman Robby Graham (a product of
Cordova High School) made a pair of diving catches in front of my family’s perch
beyond the leftfield wall. (There was a time when Memphis kids filled the Tiger
basketball roster, but these days, if you want to cheer Memphians, go see a
baseball game. No fewer than 22 players from greater Memphis were in the Tiger
dugout.) My 8-year-old daughter retrieved a ball hit over the centerfield wall
by a Bobcat player, and I told her she could keep it if she could get a Tiger to
sign the ugly off it. Thanks to Mr. Graham, that ball now sits in her playroom.

9) Memphis 3,
Omaha 1 (July 11) – A pressbox is a comfortable place to watch a sporting event.
And all too taken for granted by most members of the media, be they scribes or
camera-toting talking heads. But to a 9-year-old girl, a press box — as
described by dad — is a mysterious concoction of luxury, pressure, and
technology, with free popcorn. On this night, I escorted Sofia Murtaugh — with
the blessing of the Redbirds’ staff — for her first inning in a press box. Hard
to say if she was impressed, or merely distracted by the gargantuan bowl of
popcorn. Later in the game, she was quite impressed when DeAngelo Jimenez fouled
a ball directly into the second-level suite where we enjoyed most of the game.
Jimenez later delivered the go-ahead RBI, cementing himself in at least two
reflections of a baseball game begun in a press box, but finished where cheering
is, indeed, encouraged.

8) Alabama 29,
Tennessee 9 (October 25) — Their rivalry is among the most fierce in the country
and, even with the Crimson Tide ranked second in the nation and the Vols in a
two-month death spiral, you had the impression on this fourth Saturday in
October that another special chapter might be written. More than 100,000 fans
were there. The Pride of the Southland Marching Band never looked better. You
even had a reunion on the field of the 1998 national champs: Tee Martin, Al
Wilson, Peerless Price and friends. After UT failed to punch the ball in after
recovering a fumbled punt in the first quarter, the outcome was never in doubt.
This was Phil Fulmer’s 200th game as head coach at Tennessee. He would get to
coach only four more.

7) Woodland 7,
Second Baptist 2 (November 8) — The six- and seven-year-olds of Second Baptist
put up the best fight of their eight-game soccer season on this crisp Saturday
morning in east Memphis. Having scored but a single goal in their first seven
matches, the black-and-gold-clad “bumblebees” buried two in the final half of
the season against a strong Woodland team. The final tally of the season was
scored by rookie forward Elena Murtaugh, her first career goal . . . and with
Grandmom in the stands.

6) Louisville 35,
Memphis 28 (October 10) — If Florida and Florida State can play one another
every season despite being from different conferences, why can’t Memphis and
Louisville? While the gridiron rivalry is merely a stepchild to the version we
know and love/hate from the basketball arena, it remains one of the few tilts
that creates a vibe at the Liberty Bowl when no SEC team is on the field. On a
Friday night, and on national television, the Tigers scored two third-quarter
touchdowns to tie the Cardinals at 28 before Louisville returned a fumble 21
yards for the game-winning score. Memphis left the field a loser despite
outgaining their opponents 481 yards to 299. Remarkably 11 Tiger players caught
at least one pass in the game, including the U of M’s starting quarterback,
Arkelon Hall.