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Hargett, Lillard Get the GOP’s Nod for Top State Posts

The local celebration crossed partisan lines Monday when a pair of Republicans with Shelby County backgrounds were nominated by the state GOP legislative caucus for well-paid constitutional positions in state government.

Getting the nod from the Republicans of the state House and Senate were David Lillard for Tennessee treasurer and Tre Hargett for Secretary of State. Nomination for the third constitutional office, that of state comptroller, went to Justin Wilson of Nashville, who served as chief policy advisor to former governor Don Sundquist.

Given the fact that Republicans now outnumber Democrats by six votes in the joint legislative caucus that will vote to award the positions on Wednesday, Lillard, Hargett, and Wilson would appear to be shoo-ins for the jobs.

Earlier, Democratic caucus members from the House and Senate had voted to endorse the current holders of the three constitutional positions, Secretary of State Riley Darnell, Treasurer Dale Sims, and Comptroller John Morgan.

The immediate local reaction to the GOP nominations Monday was enthusiastic on both sides of the political aisle. Democrat Deidre Malone, who as chair of the Shelby County Commission was presiding over Monday’s regular meeting of the body, exulted out loud when GOP commissioner Mike Carpenter announced the news of the nominations.

Calling Lillard “a terrific commissioner,” Malone said, “To that point, as Democrats, we need to make some phone calls to help him get that post.” Vice chair Joyce Avery, a Republican, followed that by saying, “I’ll miss him terribly,” to which Malone responded, “I will, too.”

Hargett, too, has Shelby County roots. The former House minority leader and current chairman of the Tennessee Regulatory Authority served several terms as a state representative from Bartlett.

All three constitutional offices pay the bearer an annual salary of $180,000.

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From My Seat Sports

FROM MY SEAT: Who Needs the BCS When We Have the NFL?

College football
has taken its annual share of abuse — all deserved — for the many cracks in the
foundation of its postseason format. But this year, the NFL has earned a heap of
criticism — again, deserved — for its own shortcomings in a playoff format that
has come to reward mediocrity and penalize geographic coincidence.

Philadelphia and
Arizona will play each other on Sunday for the NFC championship — and a spot in
Super Bowl XLIII — having each won nine regular-season games. Meanwhile the New
England Patriots — winners of 11 games — have had their golf clubs out
(presumably in a warmer climate than eastern Massachusetts) for two weeks. And
it gets worse.

Those Arizona
Cardinals put a whipping on the favored Carolina Panthers last weekend, but only
after beating the Atlanta Falcons in the opening round of the playoffs. Despite
winning 11 games, those Falcons — a wild-card team due to their finishing second
to Carolina in the NFC South — had to travel across the country to face a team
with two fewer wins.

Let’s look at the
AFC playoff brackets. Despite winning 12 games (and ending the season on a
nine-game winning streak) the Indianapolis Colts got to travel to San Diego to
play the Chargers in their opening playoff game. San Diego didn’t even finish
above .500, their 8-8 mark good enough to crown them “champions” of the AFC
West. Since the Colts happen to reside in the same division — the AFC South — as
the 13-win Tennessee Titans, Indy was relegated to wild-card status. Hit the
road, Peyton; lotta good that third MVP trophy did you.

With no fewer than
eight divisions, it’s merely a matter of time before a 7-9 football team “wins”
its division, and with it, a home playoff game. Teams that win between seven and
nine games are mediocre. And one of them, folks, will be playing in Super Bowl
XLIII. (Solution: Each conference should be made up of two eight-team divisions.
The four division champions would each have earned their bye, and geography
would have little to do in determining which teams qualify as wild cards.)

• What might have
been a stellar weekend for University of Memphis alumni was ruined by the
Panthers loss to Arizona. Carolina’s star tailback, DeAngelo Williams, was named
second-team All-Pro by the AP on Friday, while his former Tiger teammate —
kicker Stephen Gostkowski — earned first-team honors. To the best of my
knowledge (and I’m getting research help from U of M media relations), these are
the first former Tigers to earn such acclaim at football’s highest level. (No,
Isaac Bruce has never been All-Pro.) Somehow, though, Williams was left off the
NFC’s Pro Bowl roster.

A few angles to
consider before next Sunday’s two championship games, the best football day of
the year:

• Arizona is one
of only four franchises that existed before 1995 that has never played in a
Super Bowl. It should be noted though, that the Cardinals have been in the
desert only since 1988, while New Orleans, Detroit, and Cleveland have suffered
Super Bowl envy for more than four decades.

• If the favored
Steelers and Eagles each win, we would have only the third Super Bowl in history
between teams from the same state. In Super Bowl XXV (after the 1990 season),
the New York Giants beat Buffalo in one of the most memorable championships in
history and in Super Bowl XXIX (after the 1994 season), San Francisco demolished
San Diego.

• Twenty-one Super
Bowls were played before Doug Williams became the first black quarterback to “go
to Disney World” as world champion. It seems astonishing that 20 Super Bowls
have been played since that Redskin victory over Denver without another black
quarterback raising the trophy.

• The Steelers are
aiming to become the first franchise with six Super Bowl victories. Should they
beat Baltimore this Sunday, no matter who wins the NFC championship, their
opponent will be seeking its very first Vince Lombardi Trophy.

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Opinion Viewpoint

Joe Cooper Speaks, and Other Letters

In the spirit of the season, I humbly accept the award by John Branston for the Worst Courtroom Performance (December 25th issue) but reserve the right to point out the following on my behalf: I’m the guy who risked his life to go undercover and nail the two Memphis city councilmen …

More letters.

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Politics Politics Feature

GADFLY: Behold the Exploits of Blagoman!

The governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, is becoming a
folk hero. Have you noticed? Among other things, he has succeeded in sticking
his thumb in the collective eye of the politicians, not just in Illinois, but in
D.C. as well. While those politicians run around in apoplectic circles, trying
to figure out how to clip Blago’s wings, he outflanks and outmaneuvers them at
every turn. Resign from office—up yours (and watch as the Illinois Supreme
Court refuses to remove him). Refrain from appointing a replacement for Barrack
Obama’s Senate seat—fahgitaboutit (and watch as the Senate’s Democrats are
forced to seat Blago’s appointment). Impeachment—a mere technicality, a
political hatchet job. After all, we know how bogus Bill Clinton’s impeachment
was (not to mention that he survived it quite nicely, thank you).

Blago is, if nothing else, a lovable rogue, if only because
he’s figured out he doesn’t have to buckle under the pressure of the
“powers-that-be.” He has managed to survive the all-out collective onslaught of
the State of Illinois, the United States Department of Justice and the United
States Senate. Talk about grace under fire! With the full arsenal of state and
federal government aimed at him, what does he do? Goes jogging, of course. Oh
sure, everyone says that someone who’s charged with a crime is innocent until
they’re proven guilty, but we all know that’s an exercise in lip service.
Everyone knows Blago is guilty, if only because everyone has already decided he
is. How can anyone with that much hair, or who reveres Elvis, not be guilty of
something. Right to trial? Just a formality. And yet, many capable criminal law
practitioners believe he may very well not be guilty of any crimes, based on
what has come to light about his conduct so far.

Think about it. We idolize criminals, convicted or not. We
may not admire them, but we sure do erect legends around them. How else to
explain the Bonnie and Clyde phenomenon. Or D.B. Cooper, Jesse James, John
Dillinger, Billy the Kid (or Captain Kidd, for that matter). How about the
entire “Mafia” (a la “The Godfather,” and “The Sopranos”). We even name
products after criminals (e.g., “Captain Morgan” rum, named for the famous
pirate). Sometimes, we even secretly hope they outwit the “authorities,” if
only because we know the “authorities” aren’t always right, and there, but for
the grace of luck, go we. Remember, even Robin Hood was considered a criminal by
the “authorities.” It’s no accident that “true crime” books are perennially best
sellers (especially the kind that have pictures). We are fascinated by anyone
who can commit crimes, and sometimes, for however long, even get away with them.

Don’t get me wrong. We pick and choose which criminals we
idolize. No one idolized Jeffery Dahmer, and yet the film, loosely replicating
his exploits, was a multiple Academy Award winner, and one of the most popular
films of all time. Same for Don Corleone or Tony Soprano.

There’s no telling how much longer Blago will survive the
withering pressure he’s under, both politically and criminally, but in the
meantime we can all watch his exploits and marvel at his chutzpah.

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News

“Playback” Creates Audience Scenarios on the Fly

One minute, a member of the audience volunteers to tell a personal story. The next minute, the audience is watching that story enacted onstage. No script. No rehearsal. Just a story and a group of actors …

More about Memphis’ Playback group here.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

Wally Joe Secures Spot for New Restaurant

Listen up, Memphis foodies, to a piece of great news: Wally Joe is opening a new restaurant in East Memphis.

The 75-seat restaurant, which is still unnamed, will be located on a spacious residential lot at 688 S. Perkins, where Impact Marketing and Media was formerly located.

“We looked at this property some time ago, but it wasn’t for sale,” said Joe, who has been scouting East Memphis for a property to purchase since leaving Wally Joe Restaurant, now operated by different owners as Interim. “We were thrilled when we got a call saying the owner was ready to sell.”

Joe, who directs food operations for the Memphis Brooks Museum of Art, is partnering with his longtime chef de cuisine, Andrew Adams, to renovate the 3,000-square-foot home, now painted white with wood-stained shutters. “We are still working on the design,” Joe said, “but the look will be contemporary with a warm, elegant, and inviting atmosphere.”

Renovations at the site should begin within four to six weeks and continue throughout the summer.

“We are hopefully optimistic for a fall opening,” Joe said. “But construction is unpredictable, so that time frame could be delayed.”

To maintain interest in the restaurant’s renovation, design, and upcoming menu, Joe plans to blog regularly on porkbellyheaven.blogspot.com starting next week. “We think the blog will help keep the excitement going for our friends and loyal customers,” he said.

Joe is particularly enthusiastic about the property’s mature oak trees, which will provide a shady cover for the restaurant’s lush landscaping and outdoor dining. “The first time we looked at the property it was summer and about 95 degrees outside, but the back yard was still quite comfortable,” he explained.

When the restaurant opens, Adams will work as executive chef and Joe will oversee the operation as general manager. “I will have more of a presence in the front of the house,” Joe said, “doing everything I can to make our guests feel important and pampered.”

In addition, both Joe and Adams will continue working with the Brushmark at the Brooks. “We want to maintain the great relationship that we’ve built over the past two years,” Joe said. “We are definitely going to stay.”

–Pamela Denney

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Fat Ladies Anonymous

68bf/1241751060-helenputnam.png In these enlightened times, it would be hard to imagine anyone calling a group “Fat Ladies Anonymous” — but that was indeed the name of a women’s club that formed here back in 1953.

The founder was a woman named Helen Putnam (left), and yes, she was rather large. Newspaper stories about her organization, which employed such oh-so-clever headlines as “Women’s Group Here Carries Plenty of Weight” and “Club Gets Fatter,” said that Helen weighed 350 pounds and organized a club of other women like herself to help each other lose weight. “Being overweight is an emotional problem like alcoholism,” she told reporters. “Sometimes you need someone to talk to when you’re about to eat what you know you shouldn’t.”

So Fat Girls (later Ladies) Anonymous was born, though I can’t really explain the “anonymous” part of their name, since the members made no attempt to conceal their identities. The newspapers listed their names, ran their photos, and even published their addresses. In case you’re curious, some of the other “girls” who were original members included Mrs. J.F. Martin of 255 Merton, Mrs. W.H. Rouse of 2723 Fizer, and Mrs. Billie Ware of 3334 Tutwiler. Know any of them?

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Politics Politics Feature

Rep. Blackburn Apparently Averts Foreclosure on Brentwood Home

7th District congresswoman Marsha Blackburn, who represents portions of Shelby County and last fall was among the stoutest opponents of any federal bailouts related to the housing industry crisis, saw her own home listed for foreclosure this week, but apparently will avert any further jeopardy.

As reported in The Williamson Herald, Blackburn’s home in Brentwood, called “Up Yonder,” was the subject of a foreclosure notice posted Thursday and was listed for sale on January 29 on the steps of the Williamson County Judicial Building.

Blackburn’s office responded late Thursday by producing a letter from Bill Adams, a spokesperson for the congresswoman’s home bank, saying, “”It has come to my attention that several electronic payments authorized by (Chuck Blackburn) were not processed by Green Bank as requested, though sufficient funds were in the bank to cover those payments. GreenBank has taken the necessary steps with Countrywide Mortgage to ensure that the issue is resolved and the property on Murray Lane is not in foreclosure.

“Mr. Blackburn has always handled his banking affairs at GreenBank in an acceptable manner and is considered an excellent customer.”

According to the Herald, the mortgage was placed on the property by Countrywide Home Loans in September 2004 and was a 10-year note.

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Opinion Viewpoint

Recycling in Memphis? Kinda, sort of.

Last September, after returning from the Democratic National Convention, council member Barbara Swearengen Ware noticed something about Memphis.

“After spending a few days in Denver, I see now that we don’t have a big emphasis on recycling,” she said at the time. “It’s obvious to me that we have not done a comprehensive job on recycling …”

Mary Cashiola restrains herself from writing “duh” in her In the Bluff column.

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Cheap Art, Monster Trucks, and Tough Guys On Tap This Weekend

If you’ve resolved to be more artistic this year, this weekend has plenty in store to inspire your muse. Start tonight at Artists on Central’s “Everything’s Under a Grand” show.

Work by local artists will be priced under $1,000, and though that’s not exactly a minor investment, it’s a bargain for a quality artwork. Besides, helping feed an artist will provide you with good art karma in making your own creations. The opening reception runs from 5 to 8 p.m.

If art isn’t your thing, perhaps you might light to learn how to be a blacksmith at the National Ornamental Metal Museum’s Basic Blacksmithing Workshop. The class teaches fundamentals, as well as how to use tools and striking techniques. The class costs $210, and that price covers tools and materials. Basic Blacksmithing runs Saturday and Sunday. Space is limited, so call the museum (774-6380) for more information.

For those who’ve resolved to get in touch with their masculine sides in 2009, don’t miss the testosterone-fest otherwise known as Monster Jam. The big-wheeled, truck-smashin’, ear-splittin’ action at the FedExForum begins at 7:30 p.m. tonight and repeats tomorrow at the same time.

Manly men and brawlin’ broads will throw down at the Toughman Contest on Saturday night at Sam’s Town. Don’t miss the known-down, drag-out action beginning at 7 p.m.

If art and macho arena exhibitions aren’t your thing, you’ll surely find something to love at the Elvis Birthday Breakfast Sunday morning. After all, who doesn’t love breakfast? And Elvis for that matter? Fans will nosh while Elvis films play on the drive-in screen at the Elvis Presley Automobile Museum. Breakfast begins at 8:30 a.m. and costs $27.

–Bianca Phillips

For more weekend fun, check out the Flyer’s searchable online listings.