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The Over and Under

We interrupt this recession to bring you the NCAA Sweet 16 and party like it’s 1999. Welcome back to $6 beers, $200 hotel rooms, no-vacancies, and a 30-minute wait for a table. Thank you Ty Lawson, Blake Griffin, Jonny Flynn, Josh Heytvelt, and especially Roburt Sallie, who singlehandedly kept this tournament from being a bummer.

Since we’re revaluing everything from houses to newspapers to 401(k)s these days, let’s take a look at who’s worth what in big-time college and professional sports. And no wisecracks about them being the same thing.

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Leading Green

Though the United States hasn’t ratified the Kyoto Protocol, an international treaty in which 183 countries agreed to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, that’s not stopping one nonprofit from taking the lead on a local level.

Bridges, which provides hands-on youth and adult learning programs in green living, racism, and poverty, has vowed to reduce greenhouse gas emissions in Memphis by 10 million pounds by next year.

“We’ve narrowed green living suggestions down to 10 things people can do that make a huge difference,” said Mollie Merry Campbell, director of Bridges’ new green living program. “For instance, changing one lightbulb to a CFL bulb reduces greenhouse gas emissions by 500 pounds a year.”

As part of the Ordinary to Extraordinary: Learning and Leading Green program, kids and adults learn 10 simple tips for reducing emissions. Suggestions include reducing shower time by one minute each day (reduces emissions of 4,700 pounds per year), spending at least $1 of a weekly food budget on local products (reduces by 2,800 pounds per year), and planting a tree (extracts 26 pounds of carbon per year).

“We chose things that people would find to be the most simple,” Campbell said. “We’re breaking down the resistance and showing how easy green living can be.”

The green living program also includes a new Bridges sustainability tour for school and corporate groups. In February, 14 panels explaining the building’s green features were erected throughout Uptown’s Bridges.

“Bridges was the first green commercial building in Memphis, and we’ve become sort of a mecca for people to learn about green-building techniques,” Campbell said. “These panels turn the building into a proactive teaching tool.”

For example, a panel on the rooftop explains the building’s solar water heating tubes, which pull energy from the sun to heat all water used in the building. Another panel in the boardroom includes information about the locally harvested wood used to create the room’s floors and conference table.

Bridges provides green power to the Tennessee Valley Authority through 176 solar panels on the roof. The concrete in the building was created using fly ash, a waste product produced by coal-fired plants, and the carpet inside is made from recycled soda bottles.

“At the end of the green tour, we ask people to take the O2E challenge, which includes these greenhouse gas reduction tips,” Campbell said. “If one person takes an action, they may not think they’re changing the world. But if we come together as Memphians, the impact we can have together is extraordinary.”

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Flyer Flashback

“A guy walks up to the bar, takes a look at me, and giggles. At that point, I realize how silly I must look hooked to a machine by my nose.”

That’s staff writer Bianca Phillips reporting in the March 25, 2004, issue on her experience at a mobile oxygen bar that had been set up at Stop 345 by Oxygen Rush.

Phillips writes, “Oxygen bars have been popular for a while in larger cities, but in Memphis, the trend is just getting started. For the past year, [Kelly] Derscheid and [Robin] Kendall have run the only mobile oxygen bar in the city, setting up at various nightclubs and parties on the weekends.

“Breathing the flavored air has been touted as a way to gain energy, reduce stress, and help ease headaches. Normally, we breathe in 16 to 21 percent oxygen but while hooked up to a recreational oxygen-dispensing machine, the dose is much higher: 87 to 92 percent. Fans claim it’s this higher percentage of oxygen that creates extra energy, though a recent article in FDA Consumer Magazine dismisses the assertion due to a lack of scientific evidence.”

Though Derscheid and Kendall closed up shop in 2006, they still have the equipment and occasionally get job offers. Kendall now works as a manager for Outdoors, Inc. Derscheid is a massage therapist, trains the Memphis Roller Derby’s traveling team, and is appearing in Craig Brewer’s $5 Cover.

Susan Ellis

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Fighting with Feathers

The grass was still soggy from morning showers as a group of about 50 people, most clutching pillows, stood in a loose circle on the greensward at Overton Park Saturday afternoon. Out of nowhere, a bearded guy — screaming and swinging two pillows nunchuck-style — ran into the crowd from a nearby parking lot and struck the closest person holding a pillow.

All hell broke loose as the first-ever Memphis Pillow Fight started. Suddenly, complete strangers were whacking one another over the head, back, and rump with pillows of all shapes, sizes, and colors.

“I thought this would be a fun way for people to connect,” said pillow-fight coordinator Caroline Allen, an English teacher at Southwest Tennessee Community College.

Allen organized the fight solely through Facebook, and by Saturday morning, the event page showed over 500 confirmed guests, though only about 150 ultimately showed up to fight.

“I was at home on Valentine’s night, and I made a Facebook event for this. I originally invited 70 people, and my friend Diana invited 100 people. Two days later, over 1,000 people had been invited,” said Allen, sporting pigtails and football-player face paint.

Shortly after the action began, a man carrying two pillows rode into the greensward on a pink bike.

“Get that guy on the bike!” Allen shouted into a megaphone.

Instantly, the gang of pillow fighters stopped hitting one another and ran toward the guy on the bike, pillows in the air ready for attack. In seconds, he and his bike were on the ground.

“I didn’t see that coming,” said a disheveled Brad Egnor, picking his bike up from the ground when the mob dispersed. “It was rather exciting, though.”

Let the feathers fly: Pillow fighters take a swing at Overton Park

Some pillow fighters showed up for the sheer fun of it. Others, like Amber King, came to vent a few frustrations.

“I lost my job in December, and this is a chance to get out some aggression,” said King. “It’s also a fun way to celebrate spring.”

Allen got the idea for the fight from an exhibit at a museum in Manchester, England, that featured a video of a pillow fight staged in front of the city’s town hall.

“People sit around and complain about how Memphis isn’t cool, but your city is what you make of it,” Allen said.

The fight lasted much longer than the scheduled 30 minutes, but many fighters — some blaming smoker’s lungs — pooped out as the fight wore on. By 4 p.m., most fighters were standing around talking rather than hitting.

Even so, Allen would occasionally pick up the megaphone and ask pillow fighters to attack a certain person. At one point, she asked participants to form two lines and attack one another Braveheart-style.

In the end, no serious injuries were sustained — except for maybe a bruise or two.

“I had my camera over my shoulder, and it got hit up against me several times,” said John Morgan, who alternated between pillow fighting and photographing the action. “I’ll probably have a few bruises tomorrow.”

As for future events, Allen hopes to organize a water-gun fight in the park during the summer.

Greg Withrow goes in for the kill.

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Republicans Get Set, Democrats Get Ready

As of this weekend, Shelby County’s Republicans are a step ahead of their Democratic counterparts in reorganizing. The GOP, whose scheduled party caucuses were snowed out earlier this month, conflated the caucus event into their convention Sunday at Houston High School, elected new members and new officers with minimal controversy, and elected a new chairman, lawyer Lang Wiseman, by acclamation.

Not even a resolution on the hot-button issue of abortion, one that essentially put the party on record as opposing any government funding of abortions and which passed on voice vote, would roil the local party’s general solidarity.

Meanwhile, Shelby County Democrats, who managed to complete their party caucuses back on March 7th, prepared for a showdown vote on a contested chairmanship Saturday at Airways Middle School. The two Democratic contenders, both lawyers, are veteran activist Jay Bailey and current party parliamentarian Van Turner.

Though confusion still attends the issue, Bailey appears to have gotten something of a boost Sunday from the state Democratic Party.

According to multiple sources, the state party’s county party development committee reaffirmed, via a conference call on Sunday, that the local party’s executive committee, also to be chosen on Saturday, must be so apportioned as to reflect last year’s presidential turnout. There is general agreement that party bylaws will require the executive committee to expand — perhaps by as many as 12 seats.

Membership on the executive committee is apportioned by state House of Representatives districts, and the party bylaws provide a formula correlating the number of committee seats to the degree of each district’s support for the Democratic presidential candidate in the most recent election cycle. President Obama carried several Shelby County districts so overwhelmingly that they would be due to gain seats on the committee, said Bailey booster David Upton. If so, most of those gains would apparently be in heavily black districts.

Both Bailey and Turner are African Americans, and both candidates have support among both blacks and whites, but it is generally believed that Bailey’s support is more concentrated in the districts that could gain seats.

In a lengthy recent session of the local party’s executive committee, a proposal to expand the committee in accordance with the bylaws was defeated, but, before or during Saturday’s convention, the current local party committee will once again have to bite the bullet and decide on whether and to what degree expansion is called for.

The local party’s convention committee met Monday night with outgoing chairman Keith Norman in one more effort to resolve the thorny, complicated issue, and Norman said afterward there was concurrence by all present on the general principle of expansion and that work was proceeding on a compromise. “I’m optimistic,” he said about the prospect of an agreement being reached before the convention convenes.

In any case, it will be the task of the newly elected party committee, however reconstituted on Saturday, to elect a chairman.

Although both candidates for the Democratic chairmanship can boast some name endorsees, the latest public endorsement for Bailey was an unusual two-in-one message from former City Council member and mayoral candidate Carol Chumney, who in a robo-call message to likely convention attendees, boosted Bailey at the same time that she referred to herself as “your next mayor.”

The next mayoral election is scheduled for 2011, though an early departure of whatever kind by beleaguered incumbent mayor Willie Herenton could move that date up.

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Flying United

When people talk about economic growth in Memphis, the most often used analogy is of an airplane. Blame it on FedEx or the aerotropolis idea, but when people talk about the driver of the local economy, planes are almost always mentioned (or baked, in the case of one luncheon dessert).

And at a Leadership Academy event last week, Shelby County mayor A C Wharton was no exception. Only, in his analogy, the area wasn’t flying high.

“Our government is, as I see it, the ice on the wings on our plane to success,” he said.

For years, if not decades, Memphis mayor Willie Herenton has been espousing the benefits of a consolidated government. But recently, Wharton has begun picking up where his old friend left off.

“We have too much government for too few people,” Wharton said. “I see county government as being at the wholesale level, but in many instances, we’re in retail.”

Memphis and Shelby County share a land area of 300 square miles, as well as several joint commissions, such as the health department. Both the Memphis Police Department and the Shelby County Sheriff’s Office have patrol officers and the county runs 201 Poplar, where MPD leases space. In all, less than 30 percent of Shelby Countians aren’t also Memphians.

Wharton told the assembled crowd that consolidation wouldn’t save “shoe boxes” of money, but that the benefit would be efficiency in a global economy.

He recently met with an attorney for a major company — he wouldn’t say which one — interested in relocating in the area. The County Commission has passed revisions to the joint payments-in-lieu-of-taxes program, including dropping the residency requirement, but the changes don’t go before the City Council until the first week of April.

As a result, “the deal,” Wharton said, “could go either way.”

The city and county mayors reportedly would like to see a consolidation initiative on the ballot next year. The measure would need a majority in the county and a majority in Memphis to pass. In Wharton’s vision, the metro government would include all the cities in Shelby County.

“The idea of leaving out Germantown or Bartlett is not ideal,” he said.

No matter what you think about current government, there are some situations where the dual-headed system seems almost silly. You’ve heard of robbing Peter to pay Paul? What about robbing Peter to pay Peter?

“We are arguing with the city on how much they need to pay us for the Pyramid and the Coliseum when, ultimately, 70 percent of what we pay [Memphis] will be collected from [Memphis residents],” Wharton said.

“We’ve brought in experts to see how much our share of the Pyramid is worth, so I can see how much money to take out of my left pocket and put in my right pocket and make sure I don’t cheat myself.”

People who advocate consolidation have long talked about the double taxation burden for Memphis residents. When the public library system was still a joint entity, for example, Memphis residents paid for the city’s half, as well as 70 percent of the county’s half.

But maybe using a new math would be better. Wharton thinks the county should be the sole funder of education and the health department.

“If we pooled our government, we’d be better able to fund both school systems,” Wharton said. “An equitable funding system [for two separate districts] ought to be written into the charter.”

Consolidation might not result in anything more than moderate savings, but it seems like it would make everything a little simpler. With one funding source, for schools, for instance, there would be no need to go to court to figure out who’s on the hook for maintaining the city schools’ level of funding.

I’ve always thought that perhaps the best thing about consolidation would be that it would take away the “us” and “them” mentality that goes along the jurisdictional lines.

Because, when it comes down to it, we’re all passengers on the same flight. We might not know exactly where we’re going, but we’re going there together.

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Buying Time

Back in January, when state senator Jim Kyle addressed the Memphis Rotary Club on the financial outlook of the state of Tennessee, the Senate Democratic leader minced no words. Things looked beyond dismal. To meet its budget requirements for the coming fiscal year, the state had

needed revenue growth of $913.5 million during the preceding fiscal year. What it got was $86.5 million worth of growth, and that, Kyle said bluntly, meant that, entering the 2009 budget process, the state’s projected deficit was almost $1 billion.

What that further meant, the legislator told his rapt and stunned audience of influential Memphians, was that a budget already pared to the bone might require further surgery — perhaps as much as 10 percent across the board on top of almost that much already taken — into the very marrow of expected government services. Given a prognosis of that sort, which extended into the foreseeable future, it was something of a wonder that Kyle, as he acknowledged after the meeting, was considering a run for governor in 2010.

A month or so later, the man currently serving as captain of the state’s destinies, Governor Phil Bredesen, delivered a state-of-the-state address that, in essence, was a holding action. It was hard to talk turkey about state government’s plans and prospects when, as of yet, there was no federal stimulus money on the plate. (With a Tennessee sales tax already at a virtual 10 percent, with an income tax off the table, and with no other remedy at hand, the state itself was out of both answers and money.)

All this while, however, a newly sworn-in President Obama and a reconfigured Congress were confronting the nation’s own ever-mounting fiscal crisis by upping the ante on the stimulus, so that Tennessee’s share would eventually grow from what Kyle had estimated as a possible $1 billion spread over two years to a sum which, as Bredesen was able to announce in a second budget address Monday night, was five times that great.

As the governor emphasized in his remarks, that $5 billion serendipity is, in essence, one-time money, and it will not preclude the necessity for the state to put its own financial house in order. But while cautious, Bredesen did not stint on expressing gratitude for the good news — that, for example, “this budget fully funds the BEP [Basic Education Program], our employee pension plan, our health insurance programs, and the economic development projects we have under way.” Institutions of higher education, as he noted, would receive enough of a cash infusion that “they not only won’t have to make cuts, but cuts they have already taken here in Tennessee have been restored.” Some $524 million would be “paid directly to local school districts primarily based on their proportions of low income and special education students.”

As a direct result of the stimulus package, said Bredesen, “we will not need massive layoffs or furloughs immediately and will have more time to plan our reductions and let natural attrition work for us.”

As the governor said early in his address, “This so-called stimulus package is not a silver bullet — what it does is buy us time.” And time, as someone once said, is of the essence.

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Fly on the Wall

Banking 101

According to various reports, an armed, young male wearing dark clothing robbed the Trust One Bank on White Station by cutting a hole through the roof and lowering himself into the building before employees arrived. It’s not known at this time whether or not the thief was working in conjunction with a gang or if he was a finance major preparing for a standards and practices exam.

Fashion Police

State representative Joe Towns Jr. has teamed with state senator Ophelia Ford to introduce a piece of landmark legislation that will criminalize a most unfortunate, but nevertheless enduring, fashion trend: droopy drawers. That’s right. Instead of combating crime, poverty, and corruption, these two Mid-South lawmakers are focusing their attention on an issue that has fallen between the cracks for too long. Although the trend began in the street as a display of solidarity for prison inmates who weren’t allowed belts, plumbers and electricians will also find themselves on the wrong side of the law should this bill pass.


Viva Memphis

Justin Timberlake isn’t satisfied with his career as a singer, actor, clothier, golf-course designer, and sexual icon. Now he’s launching 901, a new tequila named in honor of his West Tennessee area code that, according to the Memphis Business Journal, costs $40 for a 750-ml bottle. It’s unfortunate that the Memphis-bred superstar couldn’t be convinced to release a cheaper, stronger version called 201.

Boo

From the Florida coast to the Kansas plains, newspapers and TV stations

are spreading the word that terrifying e-mails about gang members planning to kill women at Wal-Mart stores is just a newly updated version of an old Internet hoax. Most reports point out that the original prank e-mail can be traced to Memphis. One more thing we can all be proud of!

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What They Said

About “Quit W(h)ining,” by Steve Steffens:

“I like wine, I know wine, but I haven’t had them all. … It’s very refreshing to come home and talk shop with the clerks, store managers, and owners that have made wine an everyday part of each of their lives and nine of 10 times turn me on to something I ordinarily would not buy. I have gotten no such help at these grocery stores.” — dbo

About “Is It Time for Pay Equity for College Coaches and Players?,” by John Branston:

“The athletes get treated better than anyone on campus. They get a fair deal. It isn’t like they are working in a sweatshop for 4 years making jerseys for the schools to sell. Plenty of NCAA athletes graduate with real degrees and handle their athletic commitments at the same time. If you look at the value of their scholarships/housing/meals (tax free, at least for now) you would be amazed that most of them are doing better than your average RedBird.” — 38103

About “On Target?,” Michael Finger’s account of trying to obtain a handgun permit:

“I don’t particularly care for the Memphis Flyer as a whole, but it is at least some balance to The Communist Appeal. As a right-wing gun nut, I enjoyed the article, nicely written without a ton of commentary.” — amaxware

Comment of the Week:

About “Beer at University of Memphis Football Games? It Could Happen”:

“As for Tiger sports (and I say this as a lifelong fan), they should take advantage of our Elvis and Memphis Grizzlies connections and rebrand as the Teddy Bears. Memorabilia sales alone would cover the budget shortfall.” — Jeff

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Daily Conversation

When Commercial Appeal publisher Joe Pepe took over from predecessor John Wilcox in 2006, he described Memphis’ daily newspaper as a business operating in “death mode.” Pepe wanted to reverse that trend.

“I want to add people,” he said, even though the paper was already deep into the protracted process of legal union busting and steadily reducing its staff through attrition, layoffs, and buyouts. “If we’re going to continue to write local, local, local … [we’ve] got to have people to do it. We have to fuel our own growth.”

But that approach hasn’t been the reality. The paper laid off 9 percent of its total workforce in 2008. The CA also laid off 46 more employees last week, including 20 members, or 15 percent, of its editorial department.

In an online address to members of the Memphis Newspaper Guild, union spokesperson Mark Watson announced that Warren Funk, the CA‘s attorney and chief contract negotiator, rejected any talk of temporary wage cuts. The layoffs that had been announced in February but were subsequently postponed commenced immediately.

The layoffs claimed several of the CA’s most recognizable names, including Watson, longtime reporter Jimmie Covington, performing-arts writer Christopher Blank, editorial cartoonist Bill Day, and feature writer Fredric Koeppel, best known for his dining reviews and wine columns.

Rather than growing The Commercial Appeal, which faces the same circulation and advertising challenges as daily papers around the country, Pepe has presided over a period of shrinkage. To cut production costs, the size of the paper was reduced. Its geographic reach shrank last year when the paper ceased home delivery to thousands of households. Guild employees haven’t had a raise in five years, and 2009 began with management taking significant pay cuts. Staff reduction has been ongoing since 2004 and, last year, the paper started outsourcing advertising layout jobs to India.

Three days after the most recent staff cuts, a front-page blurb announced the birth of a new column called “My Words.” The column will be comprised of reader-submitted material. Last week, The Commercial Appeal also quietly increased the price of its weekday newsstand edition from 50 to 75 cents.

In addition to adding reader-submitted material, the CA will be using shared editorial content created by Nashville’s Tennessean, the Chattanooga Times-Free Press, and the Knoxville News Sentinel.