What do the number 96 and Tiger Woods have in common? Not what you might think. Frank Murtaugh has thoughts on both.
Month: April 2010
The NCAA is getting ready to make a perfectly American mistake with its men’s basketball tournament. If it looks good, tastes good, and feels good, then more must certainly be better, right? If a 65-team field creates the madness that millions of Americans have come to embrace every March, why not increase the field by half? (And why just half? There are more than 330 basketball teams in Division I. Why don’t we double the fun?!)
If you thought filling out your 64-game bracket was a head-scratcher last month, you’ll soon be able to look forward to a 95-game maze to the national championship and office-pool glory. If McDonald’s can add a third patty of beef to a sandwich, the NCAA can sure as hell expand its signature event.
The decision to inflate the tournament hasn’t been made official, but it will be in a matter of weeks. With the backing of its dutiful presidents — each of whom knows the value of an extra $1 billion on a television contract — the NCAA is set to reinvent what became a perfect sporting event 25 years ago. A 64-team basketball tournament was a rarity in sports: the synchronized, balanced distribution of a single challenge among contestants mighty and undersized. Every team had to win six games over three weekends to hear “One Shining Moment” played in its honor. The best team — over those three combustible weeks — always won. Single-elimination makes every minute count in this event. The seeding system, while hardly beyond criticism, has been sound. Only three teams seeded lower than four have ever raised the trophy (North Carolina State in ’83, Villanova in ’85, and Kansas in ’88; Butler would be the fourth if they beat Duke Monday night).
Expansion to 96 teams will mean the top 32 teams receive a bye, instantly altering the mission: six wins for the privileged, seven required for the hoi polloi. Just as troubling, the second-tier NIT — if it survives — would have a field with teams primarily outside the country’s top 100. It won’t mean as much to qualify for the NCAA tournament, but it will mean nothing to be selected for the NIT. Imagine your high school prom expanding to include freshmen … and still receiving an invitation to the Freshman Ball. The NIT will be that irrelevant. (A side thought: Perhaps the first round of the expanded tournament can simply adopt the NIT’s name and logo. It will, after all, include teams otherwise headed for the older event.)
This is all about television, of course, which in turn is all about ad revenue. If CBS can sell ads for 63 games (the silly play-in game is televised by ESPN), imagine what it might bring in with 95 on the menu. But you can count me among those who will check in no earlier than the second round, with second-round teams and second-round advertisers. Let the frosh have their day, but not in the grand ballroom of this magnificent event.
• Tiger Woods’ love life interests me as much as his taste in music or his preference among ice-cream flavors. On the other hand, I’m considerably interested in his career tracking of Jack Nicklaus’ record of 18 major golf championships. The twin Tiger tales collide this week when Woods ends his four-month, self-imposed exile from golf with a return to play at the year’s first major, on the hallowed ground of Augusta National. “A tradition unlike any other” — as CBS tells us again and again — will become an event unlike any sports fans have witnessed before. Part Kentucky Derby and part O.J. trial, this year’s Masters will place the world’s most famous athlete in front of a gawking media contingent only partially interested in whether or not Woods can actually win the green jacket.
And this is precisely the script as written by Tiger Woods. As controlling a celebrity as sports has seen since Joe DiMaggio, Woods has determined where, when, and to whom he speaks since the infamous driveway wreck at his Florida estate last Thanksgiving. With sponsors running as though they’d heard gun shots in a crowded mall, Woods knows the PGA Tour and all its television advertisers need him, perhaps more than the land’s richest athlete needs them. So he gave those interested parties a four-month sampling of what business would be like without Tiger Woods, Inc.
Decide for yourself this weekend if it’s a better world with Tiger in the fairway.
New & Used
Okay, so I might have put these photos up in the wrong order, and I *might* have done it on purpose.
But I pretty much love the way Sarah had her photo taken in front of her closet. Not only can we see some of the items she’s worn in previous photos (the faux fur coat! the flannel shirt!), but there’s a fashion textbook sitting right there on the shelf by her right knee.

This outfit is a combination of new and used, but mostly used. In addition to her Urban Outfitter jeans, she is wearing Doc Martens from Buffalo Exchange in Austin.
“I had been looking for the perfect pair of Docs and finally found these: Maroon and a steel toe. What more could I ask for?” she says.
She also got the plaid blazer from the DAV on Summer; the denim shirt was actually one her mom got at the Gap during the ’90s.
“I may or may not have sneaked it out of her closet before I left for school,” Sarah says.
And then she topped the whole thing off with a hat from Target.
“La Cage” and Other Follies
Chris Davis reviews several local theatrical productions, including La Cage aux Folles at Theatre Memphis.
Job 9:10-11
McWherter Talks “Tennessee Jobs” on Filing Day Last Week
McWherter at the Capitol
On Monday Shelby Countians will have a chance to take the measure of the one known quantity everybody will have a chance to vote for in the 2010 general election for Tennessee governor.
That would be Democrat Mike McWherter, a Jackson businessman and, as he will surely find the opportunity to remind his audiences, the son of former governor Ned Ray McWherter, who served two terms from 1987 to 2005.
As McWherter noted almost matter-0f-factly last Thursday in a brief speech from the steps of the Capitol after filing his papers to run, “I’m going to be the Democratic nominee.”
He will because the last remaining obstacle to his nomination, former House majority leader Kim McMillan of Clarksville, took leave of the governor’s race the day before to run instead for mayor of Clarksville. McMillan’s departure followed previous ones from state Senator Roy Herron of Dresden, Nashville businessman Ward Cammack, and state Senate Democratic leader Jim Kyle of Memphis.
In leaving the race, both Cammack and Kyle signaled their recognition that ultimate victory for them this year would be difficult. Herron’s departure was another matter: He dropped out to pursue a race for Congress in the 8th District following incumbent Democrat John Tanner’s announcement last year that he would not seek another term.
Since Herron’s hankering to be in Congress was a long-known fact, there were some, both in the media and among state politicos, who speculated openly that Tanner might have had some persuasion to exit, at least two years earlier than expected, from former governor McWherter, a former mentor.
Whether or not, the former governor’s presence in an inescapable component of Mike McWherter’s campaign. He is sure to be on the stump with his son from time to time, and he was referred to twice by candidate McWherter on Thursday. One mention included the phrase “a lesson my father taught me;” the other cited “an important lesson I really learned form my father growing up.”
One thing Mike McWherter might have learned was the importance in a Tennessee statewide election of appearing as down-home and locally oriented as possible.
Hence the candidate’s emphasis in his remarks Thursday on “Tennessee jobs,” in the pursuit of which he promises a tax break to those entre4preneurs and Tennesseans who create job opportunities for citizens of the state.
Hence, too, McWherter’s emphasis in a “hard times” environment on debunking the job-creation claims of Knoxville mayor Bill Haslam, the well-heeled Pilot Oil scion who could well be his Republican opponent.
“Tennessee needs a governor who actually knows what you’re going through,” McWherter said, then took a shot at claims made in Haslam’s widely seen first statewide commercial.
“These are times that require more from a candidate than jugging numbers on a TV ad to inflate his accomplishments,” McWherter said. “Tennesseans will see through those tricks. They’ll take the measure of the man, and they’ll say, ‘if he’s gonna stretch the truth about jobs, then how can we trust him on this economy?’ We need a governor who has met a payroll, who knows what it’s like to provide health care benefits for the people that he works with in good times and in bad, a governor who’s created jobs, a governor from Day One knows what it will take to create more jobs.”
And, just to be on the safe side of a once and possible future issue, McWherter vowed to oppose a state income tax.
Elaborating on that latter point in a Q and A with reporters after his speech, McWherter said the state had a “consumption-based” economy and noted that three years ago, during a favorable business climate, had enough spillover revenues from the state sales tax that members of the General Assembly had been able to vote themselves surplus sums to bestow on projects in their districts.
Though his public remarks had included no references to Republican candidates other than Haslam, McWherter contended he didn’t know who the GOP nominee might be but noted that the other Republican candidates, Chattanooga congressman Zach Wamp and Lt. Governor Ron Ramsey of Blountville, had themselves been critical of the veracity of Haslam’s long-running first TV ad.
McWherter said that he himself would probably hold off on TV advertising until after the August primaries.
He contended that he had already visited all 95 Tennessee counties. But McWherter’s Monday flyover, during which he will touch base in all of the state’s major urban areas, may be the first good opportunity for many Tennesseans to get a sense of a candidacy which, thus far, has not been as publicly conspicuous as that of the others, Democratic or Republican.
McWherter’s Memphis-area appearance on Monday will be at the Tennessee Technology Center at 4:55 p.m. on 550 Alabama Avenue downtown.
April 4th commemoration
Metro Divisions: How Many Is Too Many?
The Memphis Shelby County Metropolitan Charter Commission is trying to minimize the number of departments in its proposed consolidated government. But it’s struggling.
“The city has 13 divisions. The county has what? Five?” said metro charter commission member Richard Smith. “We have 12 task forces. If every one of those adds two divisions, that gets us up to 24. We should be shooting for less than 18.”
Gay Plays!

- Albin in La Cage aux Folles
Two local theater companies are putting on LGBT-themed plays this month. Theatre Memphis presents La Cage aux Folles, the campy, Tony Award-winning musical that inspired the film The Birdcage. And the Emerald Theatre Company is putting on The New Century by acclaimed playwright Paul Rudnick.
In La Cage aux Folles, Georges and his drag queen lover Albin have to meet their son’s conservative, soon-to-be in-laws after he announces his engagement. The two very opposite couples meet and manage to escape a potentially disastrous conflict of ideas. The musical runs through April 11th at Theatre Memphis. Check out Flyer theater critic Chris Davis’ one-sentence review here. For more information, go the Theatre Memphis website.
In Emerald Theatre Company’s The New Century, a wealthy Jewish matron with three gay kids, a public access TV host, a scrapbooker, and a competitive cake decorator talk about the trials and triumphs they face in the LGBT community. The show runs through April 4th. For more information, go to Emerald Theatre Company’s website.

- Justin Fox Burks
I would normally say that walking into a barbecue restaurant in Memphis and ordering a salad is a major faux pas, but I am in love with the versatile chef’s salad at Central BBQ.