Our colleagues over at MBQ have some quirky ideas for gifts for your clients. Fake-moldy sandwich bags, anyone?
Month: November 2010
Relief Arrives
I’ve been covering University of Memphis sports for a decade now, and Saturday’s football season finale is the first time I’ve felt relieved by a season’s conclusion. There’s been disappointment before (2006 football), even heartbreak (2005 basketball), but this is the first time on my watch a Tiger team was overmatched — clearly inferior — from a season’s start to finish.
Along with relief, I ache for Larry Porter, his coaching staff, and particularly his players. I played for a few miserable teams — senior year in high school, my basketball team went 4-16 — so I have a degree of empathy for suiting up, listening to a game plan, and going to battle knowing you don’t have a chance. Such was reality for the 2010 Memphis Tiger football team and, sadly, the lasting reality for 21 seniors honored last Saturday before the final drubbing of their college careers.

- Larry Kuzniewski
- Larry Porter
The lone mystery to the 2010 campaign will be how the Tigers managed to beat Middle Tennessee for their lone win. (The Blue Raiders are 5-6 entering their season finale next weekend.) This was a team that went through a four-game stretch in the middle of the season in which the games were decided before halftime. (The Tigers’ deficit at halftime from the Louisville game to the Tennessee game: 35, 18, 32, 33.) The Tigers averaged but 14.4 points a game, while giving up a school-record total of 478 (or 39.8 per game).
It was a starless team, too. No player near 1,000 yards rushing or receiving, Marcus Rucker the top playmaker with all of eight touchdowns. Senior linebacker Jamon Hughes became a star in the way every natural disaster produces heroes. Hughes compiled more tackles (147) than any Memphis player since 1980. But what an ugly stat upon which to hang your helmet. Had the Tiger defense managed a few more stops each game, Hughes could have been resting his tired body — accumulating fewer tackles — and watching his teammates on the offensive side of the ball give him a chance to win.
I’m relieved to see the season end, if only for a temporary silencing of the twin refrains I heard so frequently over the last three months. The first: “You gotta give Coach Porter a few years to turn this around.”
Of course you have to give a football coach time to turn a team around. But what good did the sentiment do Porter — or those 21 seniors — this season? Think beyond this season and consider how the team’s juniors — young men like Frank Trotter, Ron Leary, and Jermaine McKenzie — might feel about “a few years” to turn this thing around? College athletes, particularly today, don’t necessarily have a few years. They have this year, this season, this weekend. And it was agony every weekend — save that glorious aberrant win on September 18th — for the 2010 Tigers.
The second common refrain? “The University of Memphis has to give up football. It will never happen here.” This is a selfish sentiment, with more to say about a fan’s devotion to a program than it does the program itself. Serious changes are needed with the Tiger program. (The stadium is too big, probably by 50 percent. But the school and city seem stuck in a partnership that helps neither.) But give up football in the heart of the Mid-South?
Whether or not the University of Memphis ever competes for a BCS championship — or even qualifies for a BCS league — football is as much a part of a southern college’s fabric as sorority row or homecoming. Perhaps the U of M has thought too big. Maybe a move to Division II should be on the table for discussion. Costs could be cut, overhead trimmed, expectations mercifully reduced. But the school would still provide an opportunity for young athletes good enough to play college football to do so at the highest level 99 percent of the football-playing population ever can. There would still be a team to cheer for the devoted few who were spotted — even after halftime! — at the Liberty Bowl all season long this fall. Tell those fans football should be eliminated at the U of M. I sure couldn’t.
I’m excited to see where and how Larry Porter picks up his program. I’m excited to see if Ryan Williams can become the college quarterback we caught glimpses of in this season of defeat. I’m excited to see the next conference win — it will happen — and the possibility of a winning streak, even if but two games. And I’m excited to see the new blood Porter (the acclaimed recruiter) brings to town. This excitement will build, oh, about eight months from now. But today . . . relief.
a christmas story
UCF Finishes Off Memphis, 37-17
Memphis’ long 2010 football campaign ended with its 11th defeat in 12 games, this time at the hands of UCF at the Liberty Bowl. Frank Murtaugh has the details.
UCF 37, Tigers 17
Outlined against a bright-blue November sky, the 2010 Memphis Tigers took the field at the Liberty Bowl one last time today. The extraordinary sunshine seemed to be a message to all associated with the maligned football program: life goes on.
Quite possibly the worst season in the program’s history ended at the hands of UCF, a team that will face SMU next Saturday in the Conference USA championship game. Freshman quarterback Jeff Godfrey completed 14 of 17 passes for 252 yards and a pair of touchdowns to lead the Knights to their ninth win of the season. Godfrey also rushed for 51 yards and a touchdown, easily winning the individual battle of frosh quarterbacks with the Tigers’ Ryan Williams. (With 272 yards passing, Williams finished the season with 2,075, the highest such total for a true freshman in the program’s history.)
A 23-yard touchdown strike from Williams to Marcus Rucker tied the game, 7-7, with 3:38 left in the first quarter. And the score remained tight through halftime, UCF taking a 16-7 lead on a four-yard scamper by Latavius Murray just 1:17 before halftime. But D.A. Griffin fumbled the kickoff to open the second half, a miscue recovered by the Knights. Four plays later, Murray again reached paydirt (from seven yards), and the rout was on.
“I thought this game was a lot like our season,” said Tiger coach Larry Porter after the game, his inaugural season ending with a 1-11 record. “There were a lot of opportunities; we just couldn’t quite put it together. I thought our defense was solid. Having that fumble, coming out in the second half, was quite costly. But we fought, and hung in there until the bitter end.”
The Tiger defense gave up 356 yards to C-USA’s East Division champions, the fewest it has allowed since September. It was exposed nonetheless. On the first play of the fourth quarter — with UCF up, 23-10 — Godfrey completed a pass to Jamar Newsome on third-and-18. Not only was the completion good for a first down, but four Tiger defenders missed Newsome . . . at the same time. The wideout reached the end zone to complete a 56-yard play. (Newsome scored again four minutes later, this time from 23 yards out.)
Twenty-one Tiger seniors suited up for the last time and one of them — tight end Deven Onarheim — caught a touchdown pass with 37 seconds left for the final points of the season. It was the first and last touchdown of Onarheim’s career.
“They held strong,” said Porter of his departing seniors. “Those guys were the reason we were able to continue to compete. They were just as disappointed as I am, but they tried to channel it in a way that led to results and productivity.”
This marks the first time in almost 90 years of Tiger football that Memphis has lost 11 games, and the program now carries a record of 3-21 over the last two seasons. There were fewer than 10,000 fans in the Liberty Bowl to witness the finale.
“This town only supports winning,” said Porter. “I truly understand that, and we didn’t produce wins. As a result, we got what we got. At some point, our support has to strengthen our program. These kids come and fight their hearts out, and they deserve more. They do. You can be mad at the coach; I understand that. But love our kids. They played their hearts out.”
Among the departing seniors, linebacker Jamon Hughes will leave the largest void. Hughes made 11 tackles against the Knights, the eighth time in 12 games he’s accumulated at least 10 stops. His 147 tackles for the season are the most in 30 years and the fourth-most in Tiger history.
starry nights
The Memphis Brand
The Memphis Brand
There are some stories about Memphis that you can spin and some that you can’t.
I think Mayor A C Wharton and his new hire, our colleague and brand-manager-to-be Mary Cashiola, know the difference and the limitations of the job.
First off, Mary did a good job for us and she will do a good job for the city. People make a difference. I will miss her as a friend and colleague.
In the category of Memphis brand building, I would put selectively responding to and creating those aggravating, irresistible, superficial, badly sourced, agenda loaded, click-driven lists of America’s best, worst, safest, most dangerous, smartest, most beautiful, most neighborly, healthiest, and all the rest that show up in magazines or academic studies and get recycled on web pages, on television, and in newspapers. The more serious ones can and should be responded to. They’re a fact of life.
Memphis takes its lumps, but every once in a while it gets a nice windfall. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, for example, featured a couple of numbers from the musical “Memphis.” Millions of people saw that on television. I didn’t see anybody rocking and rolling or dancing to the groove of Louisville, Birmingham, Jacksonville, or Indianapolis. Given the popularity of “Glee,” maybe Mary can organize a giant 1,000-student production number on the river or over at Soulsviille or on Beale Street next year.
On the other hand, there are some hits Memphis deserves and simply has to deal with.
“Memphis is not competitive. It’s as simple as that,” from Fred Smith is one of them.
“I remember riding my bicycle through thriving neighborhoods as a kid. Now it looks like someone bombed my city,” by Wharton, in the New York Times no less, is another.
The study that came out this week ranking Memphis last among Tennessee’s 50 largest cities for “business friendly” environment is a third. Our property tax rate is what it is. So is our population loss. So is our schools record.
And a fourth example is Memphis City Schools superintendent Kriner Cash admitting this week that the school system needs to be rightsized by closing schools and cutting personnel. He could have added, but did not, dealing with the 10,000 to 25,000 students, by Cash’s count, who don’t believe in starting school in August.
So there’s a place for brand management and there are limitations. I confess to not exactly seeing this as the city’s most pressing need. The Memphis Convention and Visitors Bureau and the mayors are supposed to be doing this already. So does the chamber of commerce and the Center City Commission. But I guess every little bit helps.
Turkey With a Side of Cynicism