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Business Incubator Seeks Applicants

By Andrew Caldwell

Got an innovative new business idea? Launch Memphis might be able to help you get started.

Launch Memphis’ Seed Hatchery business incubator has sent out the call for business ideas. The six pitches with the most game-changing potential will receive plenty of help to get their ideas up and running.

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Now in its second year, Seed Hatchery is an investment program for aspiring entrepreneurs that’s driven by a group of mentors who help sapling businesses reach success. In their upcoming accelerator program, three to six entrepreneurs will be selected to receive $15,000 in start-up capital, an intensive 90-day business boot camp, and the guidance of the program’s mentors.

While they’re open to selecting any idea that shows economic viability and innovation, the program is geared towards technological innovation.

Last year’s winners included Choomogo, a company that provides self-service mobile phone charging stations, and Krikle, a free mobile social media app that allows users to leave virtual graffiti wherever they go.

The submission deadline for the Seed Hatchery program is January 7th. Submissions can be made on their website.

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The Year-End Rant

Tim Sampson takes his final 2011 shot at Casey Anthony, bin Laden, Florida, and a bunch of other crap.

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Food & Drink Hungry Memphis

Barbecue Crinkle Fries at A&R

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“I’m not an 8-year-old, I don’t eat things like this anymore, and I certainly don’t enjoy it when I do,” I thought, shoveling into my mouth an insanely delicious wad of crispy crinkle fries from A&R BBQ that were drenched in spicy barbecue sauce, covered in pulled pork, and drizzled with bright-yellow nacho cheese. So, apparently, I do eat things like that. And I did enjoy it. And I’m only slightly ashamed to admit it.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

A Year in Food

Restaurants coming and going, new tastes developing, laws changing: 2011 has given us plenty to bite into. Without further ado, let’s chew over the last 12 months:

January: Erling Jensen the Restaurant gets a sleek new bar and bar menu, with small plates to satisfy upscale-casual diners. After closing downtown, Circa reopens in Regalia Shopping Center in East Memphis.

February: Sharon’s Chocolates & Bread Café opens in Chickasaw Crossing, bringing together artisan chocolates and breads. Paulette’s leaves its home of 37 years in Overton Square to take over Currents at River Inn. La Michoacana, a Mexican ice creamery, opened their third paleteria on Summer near Graham.

March: Josh Belenchia, formerly of Interim, heads to Hernando, opening an upscale-casual pizza and sandwich joint, Buon Cibo. Cheffie’s Café opens just off the Greenline at High Point Terrace, representing the union of an active lifestyle and healthy eats. Cortona Contemporary Italian opens in Cooper-Young, with a contemporary interpretation of Italian classics. The Elegant Farmer, the latest venture from Mac Edwards, opens on Highland. The menu offers farm-to-table cuisine emphasizing local, seasonal foods. Burly’s Burgers Fries & Shakes opens its doors. No health food here: just an honest to goodness burger joint.

April: Sweet Grass Next Door opens, well, next door to its sister restaurant, Sweet Grass. Chef Ryan Trimm envisions the spin-off as a more casual neighborhood bistro. The City Council passes a new law allowing food trucks to operate more freely in the city. Memphians get their first taste of the food truck fad with a Food Truck Fare in Court Square. Vegans got their very own restaurant — Imagine Vegan Café — complete with junk food favorites.

May: Chef Wally Joe’s long-awaited Acre opens in East Memphis.

June: Vito’s Cucina, a fast casual Italian joint, is officially up and running in a tiny building on Walnut Grove. (It’s since changed its name to Vito’s To-Go.)

July: Gus’s World Famous Fried Chicken opens an East Memphis location off Mendenhall. Chicken lovers lose their minds. South Main gets back a generations-old pub when The Green Beetle reopens, this time with an emphasis on traditional Italian food with a Southern flair.

August: Slider Inn, the cheeky new restaurant from Bardog’s Aldo Dean, opens in the former home of Bluff City Bayou at Peabody and Cooper. Stuffy’s, home of the stuffed burger, takes up residence in the former location of Azalea Grill. Then in December, they announce a move to The Avenue Carriage Crossing in Collierville. Seamus Loftus brings us The Brass Door, an authentic Irish pub with beautiful décor and traditional Irish cuisine. Cordova-based Thai Bistro opens a new location downtown.

September: Stone Soup Café opens in Cooper-Young. The newest project from former Buns on the Run chef Sharon Johnson, the residence-turned-restaurant offers classic comfort food.

October: After a mysterious marketing campaign, Bleu opens in the Downtown Westin. Rizzo’s Diner brings a casual, upscale diner to South Main.

November: Grill 83 on Madison becomes eighty3, with a new menu and décor. Alchemy brings mixology and small plates to Cooper-Young. Duncan Aiken opens Skunx Chef Pub in the former home of Lou’s Pizza Pie, offering highbrow pizza fare. Cochon 555, a nationally acclaimed competition between local chefs, heritage breed pigs, and vintners, announces that it will come to Memphis in February.

December: Petra opens its fourth location in the area on Union in the former Exline’s Pizza. Revival Southern Food Company joins the Memphis mobile food vendor scene, serving up a Southern gourmet menu that changes daily.

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Blood and Honey

We are coming up on bad times.

Nationalism is surging throughout Europe. In the Arab world, spring is suddenly winter, and the sects, the tribes, the clans, the religious, the very religious, and the military are taking a step back, eyeing one another for the coming rumble. Now comes a strong and wholly gripping film by Angelina Jolie about the 1990s’ ugly war in Bosnia. I do not know if it’s about what has passed or what is coming. I fear the latter.

The film is called In the Land of Blood and Honey, and it’s something of a pity that it does not star Jolie but was instead directed and written by her. (Those who think pretty equals dumb will be sorely disappointed by this movie.) The actors speak only Serbo-Croatian (with English subtitles), and the movie stars local actors. The audience for this movie hardly exists.

And yet it is only partially about Bosnians. It is also about us, we Americans who are in every scene, occasionally mentioned or quoted but hovering always, stage right or stage left, as Bosnian women are raped, kept as slaves, and then raped again. The young and the pretty, a moment earlier the most fortunate of women, suddenly run out of luck. The crooked finger of the rapist beckons.

The men are hardly spared. About 8,000 Bosnian Muslim males of all ages were massacred at Srebrenica. This was done not in the 1940s by Germans but in 1995 by Serbs, witnessed on the spot and confirmed miles up by spy satellites: telltale trenches, pools of men suddenly gone. And most of us did nothing.

So there I am, stage left, if you will, having been to Bosnia and the Pentagon, and convinced as a result that this is a war to be avoided. And there, stage right, if you will, is the first Bush administration, composed of foreign policy realists, and James Baker, the secretary of state, who makes a cameo: “We got no dog in this fight,” he is quoted as saying. Women are being raped and men are being slaughtered and most of us go about our business. We were — we remain — accomplices by omission.

The atrocities of the Bosnian war were not revealed — shockingly, surprisingly, and all of that — with the cease-fire. They were known at the time. But there were news reports, allegations that were denied, of course. The victims had no names and no faces and did not have lovers or children, as they do in Jolie’s movie, and were not rousted from their homes at gunpoint and sifted by sex for another’s pleasure or for death. They were treated as foreign policy challenges, topics for pro/con TV debates about the role of the United States, the United Nations, the residue of World War II, the inevitable consequence of the collapse of communism, and wars without exit strategies.

Jolie’s film is unavoidably one-sided. The Bosnian Serbs are the heavies, but the implosion of Yugoslavia was a complex event. Serbs were evil, but the Muslims and the Croats had blood on their hands as well. Movies cannot be about truth, because truth is complex and perplexing and changes over time. But as in life, the Serbian commander, a fictional representation of the real Ratko Mladić, is the chief villain of this film. Mladić commanded at Srebrenica. He gets his cinematic due.

In September 1995, NATO finally bombed the war to an end and within a couple of tough months Richard Holbrooke forged a peace agreement. It turned out that the United States, along with NATO, could make a difference — and with relatively little effort. No boots went on the ground. The operation was conducted from the sky.

We cannot be the world’s policeman, I know. Still, the world needs a policeman, and who can it be if not the United States? We have to pick our moments, but where we can intervene, as we did successfully in Libya, we must — not alone, surely not alone, but in concert with others. Where you can do something, you must do something.

Some bad days are coming. Maybe history doesn’t repeat itself, but human nature does. Contracting economies mean expanding hatreds. This is no time to mindlessly cut the Pentagon budget. This is no time to turn inward. Jolie made her movie to express frustration with the international community’s apathy and incompetence in Bosnia. She has succeeded. We did have a dog in that fight — not self-interest, but self-respect.

Richard Cohen writes for the Washington Post Writers Group.

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The Rant

Well, here it is, the end of yet another year. Time to look back, make new resolutions (yeah, right), and think about the things that will make 2011 go down in history. Or just sit around watching television and not really caring about it much. At least “that” holiday is finally over and perhaps people will stop driving around in their SUVs with fake reindeer antlers sticking out of the windows. I did actually see that the other day. It made me want to have a wreck.

So what were the most underrated stories of 2011? For one, has anyone seen the news stories that the Iraq war is over? Maybe not, because there haven’t been very many. NINE years, billions if not trillions of dollars spent, more than 4,500 American soldiers killed, more than 100,000 Iraqi soldiers and civilians killed, a whole generation of veterans with untold problems coming home, and it still can’t get the same attention as Lindsay Lohan having a cocktail while wearing a stolen necklace. The only interview I’ve seen about the Iraq war was with a very bitter John McCain, who was talking about how stupid it was to bring the troops home.

And then there was that other little tidbit of news about Barack Obama and his team taking out that little-known guy, Osama bin Laden. Americans lost half their civil liberties because of him. Traveling anywhere in the United States or overseas is a nightmare. Again, billions and billions of dollars have been spent trying to keep us safe from bin Laden and his minions, all we heard about for years was him being the most wanted man on the planet, and yet when Obama and crew killed him, they barely even got credit from the very politicians who couldn’t stop talking about him and changing the laws because of him. You would have thought that he was some low-end thug who died of natural causes. What is it with everyone blaming President Obama for every single thing wrong in this country and never giving him any credit for the good things he does? I know he’s not perfect, but give a brother a break.

And what about those police officers who pepper-sprayed the peaceful protesters at UC-Davis? The students were just sitting there and the guys practically hosed them down with the stuff, shooting it straight into their eyes. It did get some attention (not the least of which was a pretty hilarious comedy spoof of Martha Stewart pepper-spraying a turkey), but where is the follow-up? What happened to those officers? Are they still on the job? I guess I could try to find out, but I’m afraid of the answers I would find.

My vote for the most overreported news story of the year is, well, there are so many it’s hard to say. I’m going with the Casey Anthony drama for number one. It was not only overhyped while it was going on; it’s been overhyped since it’s been over. And yes, believe it or not, the murder case is over. She was found innocent. Get over it. My favorite part of that whole saga was watching all the people who were total strangers to her gathering in mob fashion (what DO mobs wear?) to scream such hatred toward her, not knowing if she had killed her little girl or not. It was kind of sick and very Florida.

Actually, Florida itself might be the next most overreported news topic. What is with that state? Is everyone there nuts? The female astronaut driving over there nonstop from Texas in adult diapers a few years ago to assault another female astronaut? Lobster Boy in his trailer park down there trying to kill his wife with his wheelchair some years back? Who could have made that up? And I know I make too many mentions on this page about missing white people and the attention they get, but they ought to change Florida’s nickname from the Sunshine State to the Missing White Woman State. If I were a white woman I’d be scared to go there. It’s like every day one goes missing. It’s worse than Aruba.

Okay, I take back what I said about the Casey Anthony trial being the most overreported story of the year. It is the story of the Republicans vying to be the presidential candidate in next year’s election. The news media seem to be hanging on and analyzing every single word every single one of them has to say and my big question about that is: WHO CARES? They are all such losers, none of them is going to win. Does anyone really think Michele Bachmann or Rick Santorum could actually run a country? Not even a tiny one, much less this one. Newt Gingrich is just a philanderer who needs to lose some weight and Rick Perry is, well, Rick Perry. Mitt Romney seems like a nice enough fellow and he did get his peeps health care as governor of Massachusetts, but I don’t think he’s got it in him either. Where, oh where, is Pat Paulsen when we need him?

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The Year in Film

Appropriately in a rich but divergent year in cinema, no film made all three of our critics’ Top 10 lists. From art-flick epics to mainstream comedies to comic-book adventures, our picks for the year’s best moves:

Chris Herrington:

1. Certified Copy: The Western debut of Iranian master Abbas Kiarostami, this French production is like a dream-logic rewrite of Richard Linklater’s great Beyond Sunset, setting two people — antiques dealer Juliette Binoche and art critic William Shimell — on a near-real-time driving, walking, and talking trip across the Tuscan countryside. They may have just met. They may have been married for years. But Certified Copy isn’t a mystery to be unlocked. Like life or love itself, it’s insoluble.

2. The Tree of Life: Encompassing a level of artistic ambition increasingly rare in modern American movies, this audacious Terrence Malick epic is both his most personal — an intimate, autobiographical portrait of nuclear-family life in 1950s Waco, Texas — and most universal — imagining no less than the birth of the universe. Less a narrative than a flood of quotidian fragments, the Waco material is astonishing: an intense hymn to the sensorial and emotional sovereignty of childhood.

3. Another Year: Brit director Mike Leigh might be my favorite practicing filmmaker, and this autumnal late-2010 release, which arrived here in February, is another knockout. Brilliantly acted by members of his revolving company — most notably, an almost painfully recognizable Lesley Manville — it takes on the prickly issue of companionship as a component of happiness.

4. Hugo and 5. War Horse: Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg, twin titans of what was once dubbed “New Hollywood,” match each other with extravagant period films connected to Europe and the Great War. Both are adapted from works of children’s literature. Both deploy exquisite, surprising ensemble casts. Both are models of classical craft and construction. Both are cinema-inspired in their own ways: War Horse is Spielberg’s The Quiet Man or Sargeant York, with a little Au Hasard Balthazar thrown in; Hugo is a celebration of silent cinema that understands and appreciates the form far better than the year’s actual silent movie cause célèbre, The Artist, and is also the most artful use of 3-D produced by the technique’s recent boomlet. And both are rooted in a rich humanism (mis)taken for too simple or sentimental by some.

6. Take Shelter: Arkansas-bred auteur Jeff Nichols — brother of Lucero’s Ben! — makes a big leap from his fine regional-indie debut, 2007’s Shotgun Stories. In perhaps the lead performance of the year, Michael Shannon is a soft-spoken, blue-collar father and husband suddenly beset by dark visions. This tight little genre movie taps into a sense of unease in modern American life — the fragility of employment, the uncertainty of health care, the burden of credit, the weight of worry, and the fearsome responsibilities of parenthood amid everything else.

7. Bridesmaids: The best mainstream comedy since producer Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up, this tour de force from co-writer/star Kristen Wiig similarly grounds its gonzo scenarios in real characters and real emotions and features some of the year’s most memorable movie moments — Wiig’s outstanding impression of an expectant penis, a wedding-gown-clad Maya Rudolph squatting defeated in the middle of the street.

8. Win Win: This third feature from veteran actor turned indie filmmaker Thomas McCarthy (following The Station Agent and The Visitor) was the year’s most overlooked film, a superb middle-class family drama with Paul Giamatti and Amy Ryan as the most believable married couple in recent movie memory.

9. Tabloid: After years of heavy stuff, non-fiction genius Errol Morris returns to news-of-the-weird territory, with dazzlingly hysterical results.

10. Melancholia: I resisted this on a first viewing because I wasn’t emotionally affected by it and because I always feel the urge to resist Lars von Trier movies. I realized on a second viewing that neither of those initial responses was relevant. Here is a black-hole comedy about a woman whose depression is so profound it not only ruins her wedding night, it destroys the world. And it’s perhaps the first time von Trier has put the dynamic of skeptical viewership on-screen, with depressive Kirsten Dunst embodying the filmmaker’s own rancid worldview and rage-against-the-dying-of-the-light sister Charlotte Gainsbourg fighting a good fight on behalf of audience resistance. A major film. Like it or not.

Second 10: Martha Marcy Mae Marlene, Young Adult, The Help, Drive, Margin Call, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Descendants, 13 Assassins, Tiny Furniture, Senna

Addison Engelking:

1. The Tree of Life and Melancholia: Terrence Malick’s boldest, wildest, and most divisive movie yet, The Tree of Life is an unstable, provocative mix of evolutionary biology, Christian metaphysics, family memories, and contemporary anxieties. When it works — and most of the time it does — it’s almost embarrassingly intimate, as though Sean Penn’s voiceover narration is coming from your own head. In contrast to Malick’s exuberant, Whitman-esque conviction that “every leaf is a miracle,” Lars von Trier’s Melancholia offered a potent, Emily Dickinson-like negation of the universe that’s just as uncomfortable and sincere. Somehow, they both feel right.

2. Another Year: I didn’t like director Mike Leigh’s decision to alter the color scheme of his film every time the seasons changed. That seems like a too-obvious way to chart his characters’ growth. As long as Leigh keeps coaxing such finely shaded work from actor/collaborators like Jim Broadbent, Ruth Sheen, and (especially) Lesley Manville, though, he’s allowed to be heavy-handed every now and then.

3. 13 Assassins: Aside from an early appearance by a limbless mute victimized by a wicked warlord, there’s very little of the boundary-pushing gore and shock tactics that make Japanese director Takashi Miike’s name synonymous with a certain kind of in-your-face Asian cinema. For those too squeamish to explore his work, it’s fortunate that Miike can play within the rules as well as break them, thus this perfect slice of genre-film professionalism, starring a baker’s dozen of swordsmen as suicidally beautiful and existentially badass as William Holden’s gang in The Wild Bunch.

4. Martha Marcy Mae Marlene: The second half of Sean Durkin’s cannily chopped-up psychological horror story sort of argues that upper-class materialism is just another kind of cult. But why add extra layers of significance to a paranoid fable that compares more than favorably to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1974 masterpiece The Conversation? Elizabeth Olsen’s polysemic heroine slips in and out of memories, dreams, and possible visions as Durkin keeps poking and prodding primal American fears — about religion, about group membership, about something making noises in the woods.

5. Win Win and Terri: These two compassionate films offer the year’s richest (and most troubling) portraits of teenagers. Both films also build up to vital, scary set pieces, like Win Win‘s wrestling match and Terri‘s long night of underage drinking and sexual flirtation.

6. Of Gods and Men: In the stomach-punch movie of the year, a group of monks in a remote abbey try not to lose their religion while the world around them collapses. Seldom have what author Octavio Paz called “the traps of faith” seemed more noble, or more dangerous.

7. 127 Hours: A stunt film not unlike last year’s Ryan Reynolds solo vehicle Buried, this biopic of Aron Ralston’s epic ordeal in a crevasse successfully harnesses director Danny Boyle’s morbidly whimsical imagination to James Franco’s Mr. Cool self-absorption, with fine and uncharacteristically heartfelt results.

8. Bridesmaids: Even though the film nearly implodes during the Judd Apatow-imposed sequence in the bridal store that climaxes with projectile vomiting and Maya Rudolph defecating in the street, this is by far the year’s best Hollywood comedy, featuring the year’s most eccentric and jovial ensemble cast.

9. Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop and Bill Cunningham New York: Two compelling documentaries about men at work. The portrait of O’Brien as a manic sarcasm machine driven by a bottomless desire for attention is compelling in a nice, chintzy, gossip-magazine way, but like Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, the film also shows just how tough it is to be famous. In contrast, what a guy this Cunningham is: an ageless, endlessly curious fashion photographer and workaholic who subsists on cheap pastries and pure joie de vivre.

10. Paul/Attack the Block/Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Sometimes high concepts work out pretty well. Whether you’re watching the misadventures of a stoner E.T., the struggles of a gang of London street rats against an army of hairy aliens, or the seventh installment of that talking-monkeys-conquer-the-world franchise, they all contain sprightly storytelling shortcuts and well-earned moments of heart-tugging emotional intensity.

Honorable Mentions: Midnight in Paris, Margin Call, Cave of Forgotten Dreams

Greg Akers:

1. Of Gods and Men: In a year full of bombastic films, including ones about the birth and ending of the world, no less, my favorite film is power served in a tiny package. A great film about faith and good people, Of Gods and Men tells the true account of the fate of Trappist monks in a civil-war strewn Algeria in the 1990s. With long stretches just observing the men going about their daily rituals, Of Gods and Men is a quiet prayer for peace, knowing that it’s never going to come.

2. Contagion: Not a fun film by any stretch of the imagination, but Contagion is a procedural that dazzles with its dedication to its rigid structure. Steven Soderbergh’s film about the genesis, spread, and devastation of a pandemic depicts medical and governmental professionals fighting the threat and holding their emotions in check. The characters rarely act afraid. It leaves the terror for the viewer.

3. The Adventures of Tintin: Steven Spielberg’s first animated film, Tintin follows in the footsteps of his Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park movies: popcorn entertainments that don’t insult the intelligence. It’s the most fun I had in a theater this year.

4. Martha Marcy Mae Marlene: A harrowing film about a young woman escaping a cult, Martha Marcy Mae Marlene flirts with indie drama, horror, and character study, keeping the audience guessing for nearly its entire running time before finally revealing what kind of movie it is. I really liked what kind of movie it is.

5. X-Men: First Class and

6. Captain America: The First Avenger: Two Marvel comic-book adaptations that aren’t flawless, but they’re perfect. First Class gets around to the business of giving the X-Men a proper early-1960s origin. The interpersonal dynamic of young mutants struggling with the human population is good, and better yet is the relationship between Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and Erik Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender) as they debate the inherent good or evil of the world less than two decades after the Holocaust. Captain America similarly takes a comic-book icon back to his roots, in this case the World War II battleground. Minus an action montage that tries too hard, Captain America is pulpy, atmospheric fun, as if torn from a period propaganda poster.

7. Tabloid: Errol Morris’ documentary of an immensely bizarre episode of abduction in the 1970s. Joyce McKinney “stars” as herself. The film also contains the line of the year: “DOO-DOO DIPPER.”

8. The Descendants: Alexander Payne does George Clooney in Hawaii. What makes The Descendants better than that, though, are the human infills that surround Clooney’s character, most notably Shailene Woodley, who plays Clooney’s rebellious daughter. I prefer the film to Payne’s past portraits, About Schmidt and Sideways.

9. Super 8: J.J. Abrams does Steven Spielberg in 1979. An ode to E.T. and Close Encounters of the Third Kind but with a nasty edge, Super 8 is more memorable for the kid actors (particularly Joel Courtney and Elle Fanning) than for the ‘splosions and special effects. The film essentially asks, what would E.T. have been like if E.T. had been the alien from Alien?

10. Rise of the Planet of the Apes: The great surprise of the summer was that yet another Planet of the Apes film was actually the best one since the Charlton Heston original. In Rise, the subtext is all oppression politics and revolution. Andy Serkis provides the physicality of the ape, in his best performance since the last time he did that, as King Kong.

Honorable Mentions: The Tree of Life, The Illusionist, Another Year, The Muppets, Rango, Somewhere, Even the Rain, Take Shelter, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Guard

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Vegan Voyage

Cookbook author Carolyn Scott-Hamilton, aka the Healthy Voyager, can find vegan food anywhere, even in France, where butter and cheese reign supreme, and Germany, land of bratwurst.

An avid traveler, Scott-Hamilton has made scouting vegan options her day job. She blogs and records online TV shows about her findings at healthyvoyager.com. But Scott-Hamilton knows not everyone has the luxury of traveling internationally.

So she’s created vegan versions of popular dishes from 20 countries — the U.K., Spain, Greece, Russia, and more — that are featured in her new cookbook, The Healthy Voyager’s Global Kitchen. Now vegans (and the veg-curious) can enjoy animal-free versions of Russian dzyad (a Pop-Tart-like apple pastry) and buttery French croissants without ever stepping onto an airplane. There’s even a recipe for a vegan spinach soufflé, a typically egg-heavy dish. Many recipes are also gluten-free, soy-free, and low-fat.

“I’m Columbian, and I grew up in Miami, so the cookbook includes dishes I grew up eating. And there are the things I couldn’t eat when traveling, like I could never eat real Wienerschnitzel,” Scott-Hamilton says. “People can use the book to delve into dishes they’ve never heard of or to find foods they’ve been missing [since going vegan].”

Booksigning by Carolyn Scott-Hamilton at the Booksellers at Laurelwood, Tuesday, January 3rd, 6 to 9 p.m.

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Letter From the Editor: Stalwart Possum-Eaters

The year 2011 was a good one for backward legislators and snakes; a bad one for international despots, those living on a flood plain, and local cats and dogs. Return with me now as I perform my year-in-review journalistic duty and offer some highlights from the past 12 months.

The stalwart possum-eaters now dominating the Republican Party in Tennessee and our state legislature had a very good year. They set out with a Tea Party-inspired agenda to put a stop to abortion, gay rights, activist judges, illegal immigration, and voter “fraud,” and they were determined make it a dang sight easier to pack heat wherever on God’s green earth they want to. They made significant inroads on all those fronts, overruling local autonomy at every turn. So much for their supposed disdain for “big government.”

In 2012, expect more of the same, including proposals to basically drug-test anyone receiving any kind of public assistance — excepting themselves, of course.

Snakes actually had an up-and-down kind of year. They got a lot of undeserved bad press when ABC’s Diane Sawyer came to town to report on the May floods and told the nation that snakes would be invading all our homes to escape the high water. Another snake made the news last summer when a local couple filmed it crawling across their windshield while they drove along Sam Cooper Blvd. at highway speed. I still say they should have pulled over and let the thing off. Or used their windshield viper. Heh.

Memphis Animal Services got off to a bad start as the result of a couple videos we’ll call “suitcase dog” and “puppies in a trash can.” The facility’s image took another hit when staffers were accused of animal cruelty and a now-famous pitbull, Kapone, disappeared. Things took a turn for the better after MAS moved into new facilities and the missing gangsta dog showed up in Mississippi six months later.

It was a very bad year for dictators and despots. A Navy SEAL team whacked uber-villain Osama bin Laden in Pakistan. A true “coalition of the willing” helped liberate Libya from Moammar Khadafi (and forever liberated journalists from trying to figure out how to spell his name). Evil human party favor Kim Jong Il died in North Korea. And, early in the year, courageous demonstrators sent Hosni Mubarak scurrying out of power in Cairo.

Here’s hoping the Nashville goobers, er, GOP-ers take notice and remember what goes around comes around — eventually.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com

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Party Like It’s Over

Get your complete New Year’s Eve party plan from this week’s Flyer cover story.