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The Rant

Well, here it is, the end of yet another year. Time to look back, make new resolutions (yeah, right), and think about the things that will make 2011 go down in history. Or just sit around watching television and not really caring about it much. At least “that” holiday is finally over and perhaps people will stop driving around in their SUVs with fake reindeer antlers sticking out of the windows. I did actually see that the other day. It made me want to have a wreck.

So what were the most underrated stories of 2011? For one, has anyone seen the news stories that the Iraq war is over? Maybe not, because there haven’t been very many. NINE years, billions if not trillions of dollars spent, more than 4,500 American soldiers killed, more than 100,000 Iraqi soldiers and civilians killed, a whole generation of veterans with untold problems coming home, and it still can’t get the same attention as Lindsay Lohan having a cocktail while wearing a stolen necklace. The only interview I’ve seen about the Iraq war was with a very bitter John McCain, who was talking about how stupid it was to bring the troops home.

And then there was that other little tidbit of news about Barack Obama and his team taking out that little-known guy, Osama bin Laden. Americans lost half their civil liberties because of him. Traveling anywhere in the United States or overseas is a nightmare. Again, billions and billions of dollars have been spent trying to keep us safe from bin Laden and his minions, all we heard about for years was him being the most wanted man on the planet, and yet when Obama and crew killed him, they barely even got credit from the very politicians who couldn’t stop talking about him and changing the laws because of him. You would have thought that he was some low-end thug who died of natural causes. What is it with everyone blaming President Obama for every single thing wrong in this country and never giving him any credit for the good things he does? I know he’s not perfect, but give a brother a break.

And what about those police officers who pepper-sprayed the peaceful protesters at UC-Davis? The students were just sitting there and the guys practically hosed them down with the stuff, shooting it straight into their eyes. It did get some attention (not the least of which was a pretty hilarious comedy spoof of Martha Stewart pepper-spraying a turkey), but where is the follow-up? What happened to those officers? Are they still on the job? I guess I could try to find out, but I’m afraid of the answers I would find.

My vote for the most overreported news story of the year is, well, there are so many it’s hard to say. I’m going with the Casey Anthony drama for number one. It was not only overhyped while it was going on; it’s been overhyped since it’s been over. And yes, believe it or not, the murder case is over. She was found innocent. Get over it. My favorite part of that whole saga was watching all the people who were total strangers to her gathering in mob fashion (what DO mobs wear?) to scream such hatred toward her, not knowing if she had killed her little girl or not. It was kind of sick and very Florida.

Actually, Florida itself might be the next most overreported news topic. What is with that state? Is everyone there nuts? The female astronaut driving over there nonstop from Texas in adult diapers a few years ago to assault another female astronaut? Lobster Boy in his trailer park down there trying to kill his wife with his wheelchair some years back? Who could have made that up? And I know I make too many mentions on this page about missing white people and the attention they get, but they ought to change Florida’s nickname from the Sunshine State to the Missing White Woman State. If I were a white woman I’d be scared to go there. It’s like every day one goes missing. It’s worse than Aruba.

Okay, I take back what I said about the Casey Anthony trial being the most overreported story of the year. It is the story of the Republicans vying to be the presidential candidate in next year’s election. The news media seem to be hanging on and analyzing every single word every single one of them has to say and my big question about that is: WHO CARES? They are all such losers, none of them is going to win. Does anyone really think Michele Bachmann or Rick Santorum could actually run a country? Not even a tiny one, much less this one. Newt Gingrich is just a philanderer who needs to lose some weight and Rick Perry is, well, Rick Perry. Mitt Romney seems like a nice enough fellow and he did get his peeps health care as governor of Massachusetts, but I don’t think he’s got it in him either. Where, oh where, is Pat Paulsen when we need him?

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The Year in Film

Appropriately in a rich but divergent year in cinema, no film made all three of our critics’ Top 10 lists. From art-flick epics to mainstream comedies to comic-book adventures, our picks for the year’s best moves:

Chris Herrington:

1. Certified Copy: The Western debut of Iranian master Abbas Kiarostami, this French production is like a dream-logic rewrite of Richard Linklater’s great Beyond Sunset, setting two people — antiques dealer Juliette Binoche and art critic William Shimell — on a near-real-time driving, walking, and talking trip across the Tuscan countryside. They may have just met. They may have been married for years. But Certified Copy isn’t a mystery to be unlocked. Like life or love itself, it’s insoluble.

2. The Tree of Life: Encompassing a level of artistic ambition increasingly rare in modern American movies, this audacious Terrence Malick epic is both his most personal — an intimate, autobiographical portrait of nuclear-family life in 1950s Waco, Texas — and most universal — imagining no less than the birth of the universe. Less a narrative than a flood of quotidian fragments, the Waco material is astonishing: an intense hymn to the sensorial and emotional sovereignty of childhood.

3. Another Year: Brit director Mike Leigh might be my favorite practicing filmmaker, and this autumnal late-2010 release, which arrived here in February, is another knockout. Brilliantly acted by members of his revolving company — most notably, an almost painfully recognizable Lesley Manville — it takes on the prickly issue of companionship as a component of happiness.

4. Hugo and 5. War Horse: Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg, twin titans of what was once dubbed “New Hollywood,” match each other with extravagant period films connected to Europe and the Great War. Both are adapted from works of children’s literature. Both deploy exquisite, surprising ensemble casts. Both are models of classical craft and construction. Both are cinema-inspired in their own ways: War Horse is Spielberg’s The Quiet Man or Sargeant York, with a little Au Hasard Balthazar thrown in; Hugo is a celebration of silent cinema that understands and appreciates the form far better than the year’s actual silent movie cause célèbre, The Artist, and is also the most artful use of 3-D produced by the technique’s recent boomlet. And both are rooted in a rich humanism (mis)taken for too simple or sentimental by some.

6. Take Shelter: Arkansas-bred auteur Jeff Nichols — brother of Lucero’s Ben! — makes a big leap from his fine regional-indie debut, 2007’s Shotgun Stories. In perhaps the lead performance of the year, Michael Shannon is a soft-spoken, blue-collar father and husband suddenly beset by dark visions. This tight little genre movie taps into a sense of unease in modern American life — the fragility of employment, the uncertainty of health care, the burden of credit, the weight of worry, and the fearsome responsibilities of parenthood amid everything else.

7. Bridesmaids: The best mainstream comedy since producer Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up, this tour de force from co-writer/star Kristen Wiig similarly grounds its gonzo scenarios in real characters and real emotions and features some of the year’s most memorable movie moments — Wiig’s outstanding impression of an expectant penis, a wedding-gown-clad Maya Rudolph squatting defeated in the middle of the street.

8. Win Win: This third feature from veteran actor turned indie filmmaker Thomas McCarthy (following The Station Agent and The Visitor) was the year’s most overlooked film, a superb middle-class family drama with Paul Giamatti and Amy Ryan as the most believable married couple in recent movie memory.

9. Tabloid: After years of heavy stuff, non-fiction genius Errol Morris returns to news-of-the-weird territory, with dazzlingly hysterical results.

10. Melancholia: I resisted this on a first viewing because I wasn’t emotionally affected by it and because I always feel the urge to resist Lars von Trier movies. I realized on a second viewing that neither of those initial responses was relevant. Here is a black-hole comedy about a woman whose depression is so profound it not only ruins her wedding night, it destroys the world. And it’s perhaps the first time von Trier has put the dynamic of skeptical viewership on-screen, with depressive Kirsten Dunst embodying the filmmaker’s own rancid worldview and rage-against-the-dying-of-the-light sister Charlotte Gainsbourg fighting a good fight on behalf of audience resistance. A major film. Like it or not.

Second 10: Martha Marcy Mae Marlene, Young Adult, The Help, Drive, Margin Call, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Descendants, 13 Assassins, Tiny Furniture, Senna

Addison Engelking:

1. The Tree of Life and Melancholia: Terrence Malick’s boldest, wildest, and most divisive movie yet, The Tree of Life is an unstable, provocative mix of evolutionary biology, Christian metaphysics, family memories, and contemporary anxieties. When it works — and most of the time it does — it’s almost embarrassingly intimate, as though Sean Penn’s voiceover narration is coming from your own head. In contrast to Malick’s exuberant, Whitman-esque conviction that “every leaf is a miracle,” Lars von Trier’s Melancholia offered a potent, Emily Dickinson-like negation of the universe that’s just as uncomfortable and sincere. Somehow, they both feel right.

2. Another Year: I didn’t like director Mike Leigh’s decision to alter the color scheme of his film every time the seasons changed. That seems like a too-obvious way to chart his characters’ growth. As long as Leigh keeps coaxing such finely shaded work from actor/collaborators like Jim Broadbent, Ruth Sheen, and (especially) Lesley Manville, though, he’s allowed to be heavy-handed every now and then.

3. 13 Assassins: Aside from an early appearance by a limbless mute victimized by a wicked warlord, there’s very little of the boundary-pushing gore and shock tactics that make Japanese director Takashi Miike’s name synonymous with a certain kind of in-your-face Asian cinema. For those too squeamish to explore his work, it’s fortunate that Miike can play within the rules as well as break them, thus this perfect slice of genre-film professionalism, starring a baker’s dozen of swordsmen as suicidally beautiful and existentially badass as William Holden’s gang in The Wild Bunch.

4. Martha Marcy Mae Marlene: The second half of Sean Durkin’s cannily chopped-up psychological horror story sort of argues that upper-class materialism is just another kind of cult. But why add extra layers of significance to a paranoid fable that compares more than favorably to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1974 masterpiece The Conversation? Elizabeth Olsen’s polysemic heroine slips in and out of memories, dreams, and possible visions as Durkin keeps poking and prodding primal American fears — about religion, about group membership, about something making noises in the woods.

5. Win Win and Terri: These two compassionate films offer the year’s richest (and most troubling) portraits of teenagers. Both films also build up to vital, scary set pieces, like Win Win‘s wrestling match and Terri‘s long night of underage drinking and sexual flirtation.

6. Of Gods and Men: In the stomach-punch movie of the year, a group of monks in a remote abbey try not to lose their religion while the world around them collapses. Seldom have what author Octavio Paz called “the traps of faith” seemed more noble, or more dangerous.

7. 127 Hours: A stunt film not unlike last year’s Ryan Reynolds solo vehicle Buried, this biopic of Aron Ralston’s epic ordeal in a crevasse successfully harnesses director Danny Boyle’s morbidly whimsical imagination to James Franco’s Mr. Cool self-absorption, with fine and uncharacteristically heartfelt results.

8. Bridesmaids: Even though the film nearly implodes during the Judd Apatow-imposed sequence in the bridal store that climaxes with projectile vomiting and Maya Rudolph defecating in the street, this is by far the year’s best Hollywood comedy, featuring the year’s most eccentric and jovial ensemble cast.

9. Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop and Bill Cunningham New York: Two compelling documentaries about men at work. The portrait of O’Brien as a manic sarcasm machine driven by a bottomless desire for attention is compelling in a nice, chintzy, gossip-magazine way, but like Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, the film also shows just how tough it is to be famous. In contrast, what a guy this Cunningham is: an ageless, endlessly curious fashion photographer and workaholic who subsists on cheap pastries and pure joie de vivre.

10. Paul/Attack the Block/Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Sometimes high concepts work out pretty well. Whether you’re watching the misadventures of a stoner E.T., the struggles of a gang of London street rats against an army of hairy aliens, or the seventh installment of that talking-monkeys-conquer-the-world franchise, they all contain sprightly storytelling shortcuts and well-earned moments of heart-tugging emotional intensity.

Honorable Mentions: Midnight in Paris, Margin Call, Cave of Forgotten Dreams

Greg Akers:

1. Of Gods and Men: In a year full of bombastic films, including ones about the birth and ending of the world, no less, my favorite film is power served in a tiny package. A great film about faith and good people, Of Gods and Men tells the true account of the fate of Trappist monks in a civil-war strewn Algeria in the 1990s. With long stretches just observing the men going about their daily rituals, Of Gods and Men is a quiet prayer for peace, knowing that it’s never going to come.

2. Contagion: Not a fun film by any stretch of the imagination, but Contagion is a procedural that dazzles with its dedication to its rigid structure. Steven Soderbergh’s film about the genesis, spread, and devastation of a pandemic depicts medical and governmental professionals fighting the threat and holding their emotions in check. The characters rarely act afraid. It leaves the terror for the viewer.

3. The Adventures of Tintin: Steven Spielberg’s first animated film, Tintin follows in the footsteps of his Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park movies: popcorn entertainments that don’t insult the intelligence. It’s the most fun I had in a theater this year.

4. Martha Marcy Mae Marlene: A harrowing film about a young woman escaping a cult, Martha Marcy Mae Marlene flirts with indie drama, horror, and character study, keeping the audience guessing for nearly its entire running time before finally revealing what kind of movie it is. I really liked what kind of movie it is.

5. X-Men: First Class and

6. Captain America: The First Avenger: Two Marvel comic-book adaptations that aren’t flawless, but they’re perfect. First Class gets around to the business of giving the X-Men a proper early-1960s origin. The interpersonal dynamic of young mutants struggling with the human population is good, and better yet is the relationship between Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and Erik Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender) as they debate the inherent good or evil of the world less than two decades after the Holocaust. Captain America similarly takes a comic-book icon back to his roots, in this case the World War II battleground. Minus an action montage that tries too hard, Captain America is pulpy, atmospheric fun, as if torn from a period propaganda poster.

7. Tabloid: Errol Morris’ documentary of an immensely bizarre episode of abduction in the 1970s. Joyce McKinney “stars” as herself. The film also contains the line of the year: “DOO-DOO DIPPER.”

8. The Descendants: Alexander Payne does George Clooney in Hawaii. What makes The Descendants better than that, though, are the human infills that surround Clooney’s character, most notably Shailene Woodley, who plays Clooney’s rebellious daughter. I prefer the film to Payne’s past portraits, About Schmidt and Sideways.

9. Super 8: J.J. Abrams does Steven Spielberg in 1979. An ode to E.T. and Close Encounters of the Third Kind but with a nasty edge, Super 8 is more memorable for the kid actors (particularly Joel Courtney and Elle Fanning) than for the ‘splosions and special effects. The film essentially asks, what would E.T. have been like if E.T. had been the alien from Alien?

10. Rise of the Planet of the Apes: The great surprise of the summer was that yet another Planet of the Apes film was actually the best one since the Charlton Heston original. In Rise, the subtext is all oppression politics and revolution. Andy Serkis provides the physicality of the ape, in his best performance since the last time he did that, as King Kong.

Honorable Mentions: The Tree of Life, The Illusionist, Another Year, The Muppets, Rango, Somewhere, Even the Rain, Take Shelter, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Guard

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Letter From the Editor: Stalwart Possum-Eaters

The year 2011 was a good one for backward legislators and snakes; a bad one for international despots, those living on a flood plain, and local cats and dogs. Return with me now as I perform my year-in-review journalistic duty and offer some highlights from the past 12 months.

The stalwart possum-eaters now dominating the Republican Party in Tennessee and our state legislature had a very good year. They set out with a Tea Party-inspired agenda to put a stop to abortion, gay rights, activist judges, illegal immigration, and voter “fraud,” and they were determined make it a dang sight easier to pack heat wherever on God’s green earth they want to. They made significant inroads on all those fronts, overruling local autonomy at every turn. So much for their supposed disdain for “big government.”

In 2012, expect more of the same, including proposals to basically drug-test anyone receiving any kind of public assistance ā€” excepting themselves, of course.

Snakes actually had an up-and-down kind of year. They got a lot of undeserved bad press when ABC’s Diane Sawyer came to town to report on the May floods and told the nation that snakes would be invading all our homes to escape the high water. Another snake made the news last summer when a local couple filmed it crawling across their windshield while they drove along Sam Cooper Blvd. at highway speed. I still say they should have pulled over and let the thing off. Or used their windshield viper. Heh.

Memphis Animal Services got off to a bad start as the result of a couple videos we’ll call “suitcase dog” and “puppies in a trash can.” The facility’s image took another hit when staffers were accused of animal cruelty and a now-famous pitbull, Kapone, disappeared. Things took a turn for the better after MAS moved into new facilities and the missing gangsta dog showed up in Mississippi six months later.

It was a very bad year for dictators and despots. A Navy SEAL team whacked uber-villain Osama bin Laden in Pakistan. A true “coalition of the willing” helped liberate Libya from Moammar Khadafi (and forever liberated journalists from trying to figure out how to spell his name). Evil human party favor Kim Jong Il died in North Korea. And, early in the year, courageous demonstrators sent Hosni Mubarak scurrying out of power in Cairo.

Here’s hoping the Nashville goobers, er, GOP-ers take notice and remember what goes around comes around ā€” eventually.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com

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Party Like It’s Over

Get your complete New Year’s Eve party plan from this week’s Flyer cover story.

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A Resolution, of Sorts

As we head into a new year, casting about for reasonable resolutions to make, it strikes us that a good one might be to cut our city leaders a little slack. It ain’t easy, trying to chart a course for this Bluff City metropolis.

In theory, for example, the city council, whose membership is balanced somewhat in both race and political ideology, should be able to find and maintain some policy median that serves — or seems to serve — the disparate needs of the city and its various populations. But often attempts to do just that backfire. Take the matter of employee pay and benefits. First, an austerity-minded council votes a budget that imposes a 4.6 percent pay cut on employees and trims some of their benefits. Then, months later, as the holidays approach, it votes to give modest bonuses to these selfsame workers.

Taken together, these actions please nobody. The employees protest that, when all the adding and subtracting is done, they are still losers in the give and take of things. And taxpayers grumble that the city has dared to be profligate with their money when it has just raised their property taxes.

And, while there are both economic and aesthetic advantages to be had in pumping some new money into Overton Square, as the council has just voted to do, it is certainly true that other neighborhoods and other projects — notably the long-pending renovations of the Graceland area and Elvis Presley Blvd. — have been on the queue board longer and have equal or better justifications.

After all, one might say, just south of Overton Square is the thriving Cooper-Young entertainment district, serving similar needs for residents, night-lifers, and tourists, whereas Graceland is a uniquely deserving attraction with no equivalents far or near.

Time can resolve some of these conundra. Surely few can be found among those who originally resisted the city/county financial commitment to build FedExForum who would now deny the positive impact the Grizzlies — and the arena — have had on the community. But around this city are the husks and fossils of too many white elephants to feel an excess of confidence about any of the initiatives currently under way. Bud Beach, anyone? How about a ride on the Madison Avenue trolley? And anybody want to buy a used Pyramid?

Actually, of course, the city, after an on again/off again courtship that’s lasted for years, has found a taker for the Pyramid, which is even now being gutted to make room for a proposed mega-version of the Bass Pro Shop franchise. That’s another iffy situation that may or may not work out, like the $40 million Beale Street Landing now under construction, a riverboat gamble if there ever was one.

There are no sure things in local government. Memphis mayor A C Wharton and Shelby County mayor Mark Luttrell are working well together in the areas of industrial recruitment, but their prize acquisition, a proposed new Electrolux plant for Presidents Island, came with some formidable front-end expenses and few, if any, back-end guarantees.

Still, if we all keep trying, maybe we can get this civic development thing right. We hereby resolve to extend the benefit of the doubt to all concerned but reserve the right to employ some healthy skepticism. Fair enough?

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Time & Space

“Time can play all sorts of tricks on you. In the blink of an eye, babies appear in carriages, coffins disappear into the ground, wars are won and lost, and children transform, like butterflies, into adults.” — Brian Selznick, The Invention of Hugo Cabret

It’s all in the timing, they say. And, like a good stage performer stepping into the light, the Dixon Gallery & Gardens opened “From Houdini to Hugo: The Art of Brian Selznick” at exactly the right time to catch the reflected glow of Hugo, Martin Scorsese’s lush 3-D film adaptation of Selznick’s transformative novel The Invention of Hugo Cabret. The exhibit closes on January 8th, and fans of the film and Selznick’s other work will want to catch it before time plays another of its tricks.

Transformation is Selznick’s thing. His most vivid illustrations are of magic shows and mechanical marvels. Night and day literally collide. The twinkle in an old man’s eyes transforms him into a mischievous child. Light exploding from stars, rainbows, or movie cameras routs the darkness like an advancing army. With Hugo Cabret, Selznick transformed a novel into a picture book, and he turned picture books into something close to cinema.

From “Houdini to Hugo” was organized by the National Center for Children’s Illustrated Literature in Abilene, Texas, and presents more than 100 of the Caldecott-winning illustrator’s pencil illustrations, pen and ink drawings, and paintings, including pieces created for Frindle, The Houdini Box, and Amelia and Eleanor Go For a Ride.

From “Houdini to Hugo: The Art of Brian Selznick” at the Dixon Gallery & Gardens through Sunday, January 8th. dixon.org

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Layers of London

Faced with a city the size of London — really, a sea of little cities — one has to make some choices. We all have our methods, whether it’s checking things off a list or just wandering aimlessly to see what we see. Or we go visit friends and let them show us around, like when my London hosts took me to a lovely park on a hill with a view of South London or when we went to an Arsenal football match.

But, like all travelers, I also have my lists — and London is an amazing city for touring, whatever your style. Years ago, when backpacking, I rode a tour bus through the streets, went to Hyde Park Speakers Corner, and drank a pint in the Sherlock Holmes pub. And another in The Cartoonist pub. And one in … let’s move on.

Last time, since I am something of a journalist and had some great jobs at newspapers, I decided I had to go to Fleet Street. What Wall Street is to finance, Fleet Street is to journalism. Or so I thought.

The thing about London is, it’s just layers upon layers of history. Fleet Street is in what they call the City of London, the really old part of town. The Romans built there, on the banks of the river. On Wikipedia you can read sentences like, “The length of Fleet Street marks the expansion of the City in the 14th century.”

And in the year 1500, Wynkyn de Worde set up a printing press there. Others soon followed, mainly because there were churches and law firms that needed things printed. And in 1702, the city’s first daily paper, The Daily Courant, was published on Fleet Street. With all the presses around, it made sense that other papers would open up, and since journalists like to drink together, the area also became known for coffeehouses and pubs. One of them, Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, has been there since 1538, and among the writers once known to drink there are Mark Twain, Alfred Tennyson, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Charles Dickens, and Samuel Johnson.

This is what happens to the traveler in London. You pick a spot, or in this case a street, and pretty soon you’re in a 500-year-old pub where some of the greatest writers of our language hung out: a place that got rebuilt after the Great Fire of 1666, when America was barely colonies.

Walking down Fleet Street, I noticed a distinct lack of newspaper offices. I would later find out they all moved to get cheaper rent. So I switched to wander mode, and a little alley caught my eye. Back there, in a quiet courtyard, I saw a church. Churches being generally good tourist habitat, I stepped into the courtyard and found myself at a place called St. Bride’s.

This is when the London Thing happened again, for St. Bride’s isn’t just a little neighborhood church. First, although it’s named for an Irish saint, Bridget, its tiered spire is said to have been the inspiration for modern wedding cakes. Also, I read on a plaque that said spire was designed in 1672 by Sir Christopher Wren, also famous for St. Paul’s, Kensington Palace, many other London landmarks, as well as a pub across the courtyard where his masons lived while building the church.

If 340 years seems like an old church, understand that was the rebuilding of the church after most of London burned in 1666; it was later rebuilt after the Germans destroyed all but the steeple in 1940. It’s believed that St. Bride’s is the seventh church to be built on the spot, dating back to “the conversion of the Middle Saxons in the 7th Century.” Out front there’s a statue of Virginia Dare, the first English person born in America; her parents were married at St. Bride’s in the late 1580s.

I stepped inside to find various pews bearing the names of publications; lo, this is the “spiritual home of the print media.” Admittedly, it will be news to many that journalists ever go into a church, but this might sound more familiar: Apparently, there were quite a few jokes when the owner of a paper lay in rest, awaiting his funeral, in a chapel remodeled after a donation from a competing paper. St. Bride’s was also the scene of vigils for various journalists held hostage around the world, and there’s an altar dedicated to reporters who lost their lives covering the news.

I headed downstairs to visit a museum, and there was one last layer. When they rebuilt after the Blitz of 1940, they dug down to find Roman walls, some of the oldest ruins in the city. They also found a mysterious building from the second century AD. Both these discoveries were surprises to historians.

I couldn’t think of a better image for London: standing on a Roman wall, surrounded by what was rebuilt after fire and war, remembering 500 years of the printed word, and within a short walk of a pub. All because I ducked down an alley, curious.

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Vegan Voyage

Cookbook author Carolyn Scott-Hamilton, aka the Healthy Voyager, can find vegan food anywhere, even in France, where butter and cheese reign supreme, and Germany, land of bratwurst.

An avid traveler, Scott-Hamilton has made scouting vegan options her day job. She blogs and records online TV shows about her findings at healthyvoyager.com. But Scott-Hamilton knows not everyone has the luxury of traveling internationally.

So she’s created vegan versions of popular dishes from 20 countries — the U.K., Spain, Greece, Russia, and more — that are featured in her new cookbook, The Healthy Voyager’s Global Kitchen. Now vegans (and the veg-curious) can enjoy animal-free versions of Russian dzyad (a Pop-Tart-like apple pastry) and buttery French croissants without ever stepping onto an airplane. There’s even a recipe for a vegan spinach soufflé, a typically egg-heavy dish. Many recipes are also gluten-free, soy-free, and low-fat.

“I’m Columbian, and I grew up in Miami, so the cookbook includes dishes I grew up eating. And there are the things I couldn’t eat when traveling, like I could never eat real Wienerschnitzel,” Scott-Hamilton says. “People can use the book to delve into dishes they’ve never heard of or to find foods they’ve been missing [since going vegan].”

Booksigning by Carolyn Scott-Hamilton at the Booksellers at Laurelwood, Tuesday, January 3rd, 6 to 9 p.m.

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End of the World Party (Just in Case)

The end of 2011 is drawing near, and with it, apparently, our last full year on this Earth. But worry not, friends. Though the end is nigh, we’ve got innumerable New Year’s Eve festivities to cushion ourselves against impending doom — and whatever it is the Maya predicted will consume us all.

We at the Flyer wish to see all our readers through the fiery apocalypse as safely (or at least as comfortably) as we can, so we’ve compiled this list of nine survival tips to ensure that you’ll be prepared.

Tip #1: Don’t forget to stretch.

Only the strong will survive, so stay limber and make sure you’re fit to escape whatever chaos the apocalypse has tucked up its sleeve.

And what better way to make sure you’re in the fittest of conditions than by running in the 4th Annual DAC Fitness Collierville 10K Relay, which begins in Cox Park at 9 a.m. on New Year’s Eve? Runners will have the option to take on the full 10K or split it with a partner. Registration is still open at $25 in advance and $30 the day of the race. All proceeds go to Page Robbins Adult Day Care Center. Call 861-2110 for more information, and visit racesonline.com to register.

For those who would rather be simple spectators to feats of athleticism, check out the AutoZone Liberty Bowl: Cincinnati Bearcats vs. Vanderbilt Commodores. The afternoon begins with a pre-game buffet from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. at the fairgrounds’ Creative Arts Building. Kickoff is at 2:30 p.m. Visit libertybowl.org for details.

Tip #2: Don’t panic on an empty stomach.

Trust me on this one. When the heavens are doing everything in their power to destroy all signs of humanity, the last thing you want to worry about is finding a good steak. So fuel up now while you’ve got the chance.

Capriccio Grill will host a three-course New Year’s Eve dinner from 5 to 11 p.m. The meal costs $70 per person, plus tax and gratuity, and includes admission to the Grand Lobby party. Diners will also have the option to purchase a Peabody New Year’s Eve Party Pass for an additional $25 per person. Call 529-4199 for reservations and more information.

In another part of the Peabody … the New Year’s Eve Dinner at Chez Philippe, from 6 to 11 p.m., features a five-course dinner and admission to the Grand Lobby for $135 per person plus tax and gratuity. Diners will also have the option to purchase a New Year’s Eve Party Pass. For more information, call 529-4188.

South of Beale is offering a three-course prix fixe meal at $40 a person, champagne included in price. A few of the options include filet mignon, SOB Bar Pie, seared scallops, butterscotch mousse, and chocolate crème brûlée. Call 526-0388 for details.

For a more eccentric take on New Year’s Eve dinner, drop into the Spaghetti Warehouse for the Death Du Jour Mystery Theater. Something of a tradition for the downtown eatery, this year’s theme is “Putting on the Blitz!” The dinner and show begins at 7:30 p.m. For reservations or more information, call 210-0545.

In Harbor Town, Paulette’s has a special four-course New Year’s Eve menu. It begins at 5:30 p.m. Call 260-3300 for details and reservations.

Jack Binion’s Steakhouse in Horseshoe Casino Tunica will be offering a four-course meal with both wine and champagne for $100 per person. Diners can add a lobster tail to any entrée for an additional $35. For more information, visit horseshoetunica.com and call 800-303-SHOE (7463) for reservations.

Celtic Crossing will host a New Year’s Eve Midnight Masquerade. It’s $45 per person for champagne and a three-course dinner, which includes a donation to the Memphis Humane Society. They’re also offering a sans-dinner “champagne package” for two for $40, which includes a bottle of champagne, appetizer, and donation to the Humane Society. The evening will include party favors, champagne toast, and a balloon drop at midnight. Entertainment provided by DJ Tree starting at 10 p.m. Call 274-5151 to make reservations and for more information.

Tip #3: Stay classy.

We’d like to believe that last impressions are just as important as first, so here are a few elegant options to spend your last hours in decadence.

The Great Hall and Conference Center in Germantown will play host to the Great New Year’s Eve Dance, from 7:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m., and features the Memphis Knights Big Band, hors d’oeuvres, coffee, dessert, and plenty of champagne. Cost is $50 per person. For details, call 751-7661.

The New Year’s Eve party in the Grand Ballroom at The Peabody has live music from FreeSol, the Bo-Keys, and DJ Mark Anderson, as well as party favors and a balloon drop at midnight. The party runs from 9 p.m. until 3 a.m., and tickets (for admission and a glass of champagne) are $30 in advance and $40 at the door. They also offer a limited number of VIP Party Passes for $100, which include entry into the New Year’s Eve Party’s private VIP Lounge, an appetizer buffet, and a split of champagne and a gift from Budweiser of Memphis. For more information, call 529-4000 or visit peabodymemphis.com.

Tip #4: Stock up.

Those of you staying home (and by that, we mean those staying well below the Earth’s surface in a jury-rigged underground bunker) should remember to bring plenty of supplies. We’re talking bare necessities. Here’s a list of some beer and bubbly from the survival experts at Buster’s that will see you through the night with the right bottled fortitude.

Five beers worthy of your end-of-the-world celebration:

1) La Fin du Monde by Unibroue. From Quebec, among the highest-rated Belgian-style Tripels with a name that couldn’t be more appropriate (French for “The End of the World”), $8.99 for a 750 ml bottle.

2) Hennepin by Ommegang, a Belgian-style Saison from Cooperstown, New York, $11.99 a four-pack.

3) Chimay Grande Reserve, a Trappist-brewed Belgian strong dark ale, $12.99 for a 750 ml bottle or $29.99 for 1.5 L bottle.

4) SteenBrugge Tripel by Brouwerij Palm, $9.99 for a 750 ml bottle.

5) Rodenbach 2009 Vintage Oak Age Ale by Brouwerij Rodenbach, a Flanders Red Ale with a crisp sourness and notes of cherries, $18.99 for a 750 ml bottle.

And the top-five champagnes and sparkling wines:

1) Segura Viudas Brut Reserva, a Spanish Cava, $8.99.

2) Lamberti Prosecco, Italian Prosecco, crisp and elegant, $15.99.

3) Chandon Blanc de Noirs, a California sparkler from the makers of Dom Pérignon, $19.99.

4) Scharffenberger Brut Rosé, from California with hints of strawberry, $19.99.

5) Stella Rosa Imperial Moscato White, sweet bubbly Moscato that’s all the rage, $19.99.

Tip #5: Don’t forget the children.

For parents who are planning to join in on the inevitable mass hysteria the night will bring, these kid-centric events are perfect for giving the younger generation a fun and safe evening off the streets.

Children’s Museum of Memphis will be hosting their ¡Fiesta de Año Nuevo! from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. The event, with a Latin American twist, will feature a dance party, crafts, door prizes, face painting, and balloon art. For more information, call 458-2678.

For an overnight experience, check out the New Year’s Eve Snooze at the Memphis Zoo from 7 p.m. until 9 a.m. Includes a sleepover in the zoo, a moonlight safari, chances to meet some of the more cuddly animals up close, and plenty of fun games and crafts. Cost includes pizza dinner, an evening snack, breakfast, a Zoo Snooze T-shirt, and admission to the zoo the next morning. For more information, call 333-6765.

Tip #6: Rock on!

Turn up the volume, and go out with a bang:

Young Avenue Deli: Minivan Blues Band and Copper Possum, 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. Call 278-0034.

Buccaneer Lounge: Subteens, 11 p.m. Call 278-0909.

Hadley’s Pub: New Year’s Eve Party with Jonez’n, 9 p.m. Call 266-5006.

Kudzu’s: The Sin City Scoundrels, Los Psychosis, and Chinese Connection Dub Embassy. $5 cover includes a “Champagne of Beer” toast at midnight. Doors open at 7 p.m. Call 525-4924 for details.

Hi-Tone: Jack O & the Tennessee Tearjerkers with River City Tanlines and Limes for $7. Show begins at 9 p.m. Call 278-8663.

Blues City Cafe: Greg Hardy and the Memphis 2 at noon, Brad Birkendahl and the Burnin’ Love Band at 5:30 p.m., Stunning Cunning Band at 9:30 p.m., and DJ G’REG at 1:30 am. Call 526-3637.

The Cove: Hope Clayburn’s Soul Scrimmage at 10 p.m. Call 730-0719.

Old Whitten Tavern: singer/songwriter duo Susie and Bob Salley, 9 p.m. Call 379-1965.

Huey’s will be hosting a number of events to celebrate New Year’s. The Ghost Town Blues Band will be playing at the Cordova location (754-3885), the Mud Flaps will be playing the Midtown location (726-4372), Beat Generation will play the Poplar location (682-7729), and Nite Life will play the Southwind location (624-8911). All bands will play from 9 p.m. through 12:30 a.m.

Tip #7: There’s safety in numbers.

When nature finally turns against us, your best bet for survival when out in the open is large groups. Beale Street, then, should be just the place to be when things gets real.

New Year’s Eve on Beale will include free live music in Handy Park and the traditional midnight guitar drop at the Hard Rock Cafe. On top of that, there are a number of shows to be seen along Beale throughout the evening:

Rum Boogie Cafe: Patrick Dodd Trio from 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. and James Govan & the Boogie Blues Band from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. Call 528-0150 for details.

Blues Hall: Juke Joint All Stars play from 3 to 7 p.m., and The Memphis Bluesmasters from 9:30 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. Call 528-0150.

King’s Palace Cafe: Eric Hughes Band, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. Call 521-1851.

Beale St. Tap Room: Plantation All Stars, 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. Call 527-4392.

If you happen to venture out from Beale, make your way to one of these designated shelters:

Southland Park will be hosting their Big Top Bash 4 with entertainment by DJ Crumbz. This free circus-esque New Year’s Eve bash will include enough carnival rides, games, and numerous champagne stations to see you through the new year. Festivities begin at 8 p.m. and run until 1 a.m. For more information, call 800-467-6182 or visit southlandpark.com.

For a Memphis-Canadian take on the New Year’s Eve bash, check out Kooky Canuck. The party begins at 9 p.m. with $2 glasses of champagne and $3 34-ounce Bud Lights throughout the evening. And best of all, there’s no cover. Call 578-9800 for details.

Flying Saucer Downtown will feature music from Cover Shot, $10 for UFO members, $15 for nonmembers. Includes free party favors and a toast at midnight. Call 523-7468. At the Cordova location, stop by to see some live music featuring Impeccable Miscreants and join in on the champagne toast at midnight for a $5 cover. Call 755-5530.

Tip #8: Throw caution to the wind.

While preparing for the worst, it can’t hurt in these, our last hours on Earth, to really enjoy ourselves. Life has never been shorter, so why not indulge in these all-inclusive New Year’s Eve celebrations?

At Horseshoe Tunica, there will be live music Terry Mike Jeffrey, Rob & the Rage, and the Soul Shockers and Las Vegas Showgirls on the casino floor throughout the night. Includes complimentary party favors. Call 800-303-7463 or visit horseshoetunica.com.

Tunica Roadhouse will feature live music from Dwayne Dopsie & the Zydeco Hellraisers. For more information, call 800-391-3777 or visit tunica-roadhouse.com.

At Harrah’s Tunica, it’s CIROC du Night with video DJ Ben Cohen and acrobats, aerial artists, and fire performers. The party’s from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. with a free champagne toast at midnight. Tickets are $20 through Ticketmaster and $35 at the door. For details, call 800-949-4949 or visit harrahstunica.com.

Sam’s Town‘s New Year’s bash will include live music from Brian McComas and Bobby Marquez as well as complimentary party favors, a champagne toast, and a balloon drop at midnight. Call 800-456-0711 for more details.

Gold Strike will end the year with a champagne toast. Almost Famous and Gabby Johnson will provide the entertainment. Call 888-245-7529 for more information.

Tip #9: Survive.

Wake up on New Year’s Day 2012 remembering that the end of the world isn’t actually scheduled until some time next December, and besides, it’s all pretty absurd anyway.

So sit back and sigh your sigh of relief while celebrating the new year and renewed life with some brunch.

Majestic New Year’s Day Brunch at The Majestic Grille is from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Reservations are recommended. For more information, call 522-8555.

New Year’s Day Brunch at the Beauty Shop is from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. For more information or to make your reservations, call 272-7111.

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