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The Flyer’s Box Art Contest

Now’s your chance to vote in the Flyer‘s latest Box Art Contest. There are 11 to choose from. Check ’em out.

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Sticky Situations: Dating Don’ts, Memphis-style

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Do you know that feeling when someone drops you a link to a hilarious story that’s making rounds on the Internet about some anonymous somebody making a complete ass of him/herself, and you read it and cringe, and think to yourself, “Jesus, I’m probably friends with this person on Facebook”?

Yeah, me too.

Clicking the above links you to an epic post from I Showered for Nothing, a blog dedicated to stories about bad dates of all kinds. It tells the sad, sad story of a boy, a girl, a Memphis moviegoing experience we can all relate to, some boob squeezing, and a strategically placed bag of Skittles.

Taste the rainbow:

We made small talk during the previews. You know, just the usual questions a guy asks a girl. He wanted to hear all about the size of my ex boyfriend’s penis and if I knew what “the shocker” was. He pulled out a bag of Skittles from some mysterious place and offered me some, but I declined so he placed the bag on his lap and leered, “If you want any, you can get them yourself.” I didn’t dare grab any though because he was sweeping my off my feet so fucking hard already that I just knew I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from grabbing his dick.

Now that’s a sticky situation.

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Gerrymandering: How the GOP Keeps Control of Congress

In the last Congressional elections in 2012, Democrats won more total votes than Republicans nationwide, and in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, North Carolina and numerous other states.

Despite that fact, the GOP holds large majorities in those states’ House delegations. In Pennsylvania, for example, though Democrats out-polled Republicans in congressional voting by a substantial margin, the GOP holds 13 of that state’s 18 congressional seats. In Ohio, it’s a similar story, with the GOP holding 12 of 16 seats, despite being out-voted statewide by the Democrats.

It’s that way because following the 2010 Census, in states whose legislatures were controlled by ALEC-led Republicans, an absurd amount of gerrymandering took place. Democratic voters in those states were Balkanized into very few districts using ridiculous geographic contortions. It’s outrageous, and it’s a primary reason we have the current Congressional stalemate.

It also explains how the GOP can get trounced in presidential elections and lose the Senate, but somehow control the House of Representatives despite getting fewer Congressional votes.

Salon has put together a fascinating interactive puzzler to demonstrate the absurdity of the gerrymandering.

Wondering how so many nutbags got into the House of Representatives? Wonder no more.

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Food & Drink Hungry Memphis

At the New DeJaVu

This afternoon, Bianca and I went to check out the new location of DejaVu, which opened at 51 S. Main (between Union and Monroe) early last week.

Both of us are vets of the Florida location (currently closed for two weeks as a routine gets set on Main), and both of us are familiar with menu. Even so, we struggled for a bit with narrowing it down to a decision.

Chef/owner Gary Williams was buoyant, circulating among the tables to greet patrons. There was enthusiasm, too, among the staff.

More from our visit in the following slideshow.

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Run, Z-Bo, Run!

Kevin Lipe wonders how well Z-Bo will handle the new “runnin’ Griz” style. Read his latest at Beyond the Arc.

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Bears in Motion: Scattered Thoughts on Z-Bo and Pace

Since I’m unable to be in Nashville this week taking in the scene at Grizzlies training camp, I’m stuck back here in Memphis searching for something to write about clues that will tell us what to expect from this year’s Griz squad. By all accounts (mostly from Pete Pranica and Ron Tillery on Twitter, here on the outside of The Great Paywall) coach Dave Joerger has the team doing fast-paced drills trying to reinforce decision-making on the fly, getting the team used to operating in an offense that doesn’t wait until there are seven seconds left on the shot clock to get going.

I thought this note from Pranica was interesting:

Could this really be the end of watching the Grizzlies head into the last minutes of a close game and start every possession by having Mike Conley dribble at the top of the key for eight seconds while Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph bludgeon their respective ways into position? Ball movement in the Griz offense improved by swapping Rudy Gay for Tayshaun Prince, even if Prince couldn’t match Gay’s scoring. He didn’t have to; he’s a good passer and an excellent facilitator. The missing piece was still the sense of urgency in the offense—how many possessions consisted of four guys standing around while Z-Bo posted someone up, and when the Grizzlies received the offensive rebound, they went right back to standing around while the post players got into position?

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Obviously, even though the Grizzlies were 30th out of 30 teams in pace last year, they still won a lot of games. So it’s not that the slow pace of play meant that they weren’t able to score more points than the other team. But what that slow pace did mean is that every possession was vital: they couldn’t afford too many empty trips to the hoop. The Grizzlies’ molasses-like pace trapped opposing teams like bugs in amber, taking even the most run-and-gun teams in the league—the James Harden-led Houston Rockets, for example, first in pace and 6th in offensive efficiency—and grinding them down to nothing.

What it couldn’t do against a better team, as we saw against the Spurs in the Western Conference Finals1, was score enough points to make up for all those missed shots. When you can’t shoot the ball well, and you don’t get that many opportunities to shoot the ball to begin with, it’s a recipe for disaster against a locked-in good team that knows how to shut down your high-percentage post players. It becomes an even bigger problem when your “high percentage post players” stop being so high-percentage, as was the case with the potentially-declining Zach Randolph.

So even if the Grizzlies come into this season with a pace somewhere in the middle of the pack, it’ll still be a noticeable change from the old Lionel Hollins/Henry Bibby way of doing business. This Griz squad, even with an average pace, is going to look like those old Paul Westhead Loyola Marymount teams compared to last year’s model.

Which brings me back to Zach Randolph. When asked about the pace of play at Grizzlies Media Day on Monday, Randolph reminded everyone that he’s played for Mike D’Antoni before (Joerger would add that “D’Antoni loved him, too”) and that it’s “all just basketball,” and “running is just about conditioning.” Randolph, though, has struggled with injuries the last two years, with a severe MCL injury in 2012 and last year missing two weeks after severely spraining his ankle against the Heat and then playing 37 minutes on it.

The biggest question for me, then, about the Grizzlies and pace of play is not whether Randolph will be able to adapt to a more uptempo system. I don’t doubt that at all: he’s a great basketball player, and too skilled not to be useful no matter what sort of an offense he’s operating in. What I worry about is age, and wear and tear. When Zach played for Mike D’Antoni’s Knicks teams, he wasn’t 32 years old. Health has been an issue for him for stretches of the last two years, and that sort of stuff doesn’t tend to get better as players get older, does it? I worry about the mileage on the big fella. A stretch without Randolph could be good, in that it would let Ed Davis, Kosta Koufos, and Jon Leuer soak up some minutes that could help them come playoff time, but ultimately, the West is too close this year for the Grizzlies to operate at less than 100% for very long.

Randolph will be fine operating in the new uptempo Griz system. I just wonder if it’s going to mean the Grizzlies have to spend some time without him in February or March. I worry that this might be the year that age starts to catch up to Randolph in a way that starts to change his game, and I hope for the Grizzlies’ sake that he adapts to it as well as he can. I have no reason to doubt that he will, but it’s too big of a question mark right now, sitting around waiting for something to write about basketball to get underway.


  1. I don’t know about you all, but it’s still supremely weird to me to be talking about the Memphis Grizzlies as having played in a Western Conference Finals. If you’d asked me during the Dark Days of Marc Iavaroni if I thought the Grizzlies would be four wins away from going to the NBA Finals, and that Rudy Gay and O.J. Mayo wouldn’t even be on the roster, I would’ve (1) spit whatever I was drinking all over you from laughing or (2) choked on it. Or (3) asked you what sort of hallucinogenics you’d overdosed on so I could call Poison Control. 

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Bo-Keys Single on ABC’s “Scandal” Season Premiere.

Word had been spreading about a new set of singles from the Bo-Keys. But even before the tracks’ release, the band today confirmed that one of the songs they recorded with Percy Wiggins, “Writing on the Wall,” will be featured in the season premiere of ABC’s Scandal, a drama based on a communications/disaster management expert in Washington, D.C. The show was developed by the creator and producers of Grey’s Anatomy. Wiggins recorded for Atlantic’s ATCO imprint in the ’60s and later worked with Hendrix bassist Billy Cox.

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MBQ Innovation Awards

The Flyer‘s sister business publication, MBQ, held its Innovation Awards breakfast Thursday morning. Here are the results.

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Dead Zone: “Sunset Limited” deserves a do-over

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I’m not especially happy with how Sunset Limited is being billed. When Cormac McCarthy’s dialogue originally appeared on stage, critics were quick to point out that, great lines notwithstanding, it lacked action and was more like a stoned dorm-room conversation than a play. When it was published as a book it was described on the cover as a “novel in dramatic form,” hedging against the fact that it wasn’t quite a novel, nor was it a play, exactly. And this last description is how it has been described in promotional language for a show produced by Our Own Voice theater company. In this case the language is supposed to tip us off to the fact that what’s in store isn’t quite a full production, but is more fully realized than the average “staged reading.” To my mind it fails to accomplish this. Or to even get close.

I happen to like staged readings. They let audiences experience plays in a living context that, for whatever reasons, might never be produced. And they can help producing bodies realize potential and gauge interest in newer or more obscure works.

I like readings even more when they are as complete as this one is, but can still understand why someone might feel the need to dress up the concept to attract skeptics.

Sunset’s opening is gorgeous. It takes off like a bullet train with blinking red lights, clanging bells, then a burst of white light. And then, as eyes recover from the shock, the image of the actors fades into view. And their scripts.

Ron Gephart— book and all— is perfectly cast as “White” the otherwise unnamed professor. White is a laconic, sardonic depressive bent on self-slaughter, and Gephart brings a quantity of bitterness and rage to the table and keeps that potentially explosive pairing at a steady smolder throughout the night. His acting partner, the almost always excellent TC Sharpe, is merely effective. But he’s got a lot more words than Gephart— probably more words than Hamlet for that matter — and is more tied to his script.

It’s frustrating to see perfectly cast performers getting so close to a finish line they’ll probably never be allowed to cross. It’s even more frustrating to see an author of McCarthy’s caliber ( All the Pretty Horses , No Country for Old Men, etc.) hobbled by tired cliches.

The story in a nutshell: After attempting to throw himself in front of a train called the Sunset Limited, White is taken back to the rundown slum apartment of his savior Black, an ex-con and murderer who has found God and now works as maintenance man when he’s not skipping work to do good deeds. White is a depressed atheist with no faith in God or his fellow man. Black is a textbook example of an American entertainment stereotype commonly described (and not without controversy) as the “magical negro.”

Black came from out of nowhere to save White, who swears he looked to make sure the platform was empty before attempting to take his his own life, and there’s some slight suggestion that Black might be an angel. Later in the “play” Black accurately and unbelievably pulls off a Kreskinesque mentalist stunt by writing down what White is going to say before he says it, leaving White— and the audience— to wonder “how?” In addition to these seemingly magical feats, this older, unrelentingly wise, and uncommonly cheerful ex-con does what he can to bring his lost brother White back into the brotherhood of man.

After my first brush with Sunset, a story that suggests that academic learning might separate us from emotional learning, and the childlike acceptance that helps us find God, all I wanted to do was sit down with McCarthy and watch Preston Sturges’ film Sullivan’s Travels.

In Sullivan’s Travels Joel McCrea plays an educated and optimistic young screenwriter who thinks Hollywood movies are too shallow and should show Americans the depth and breadth of human suffering. After a series of unfortunate events that result in false imprisonment and hard labor this bright optimist comes to understand, without ever having to explain, that Disney is its own kind of opiate, and for those who suffer, as merciful as Morphine. Or religion. Or whatever gets you through the rough patches, soul intact.

Unlike Sunset, Sullivan’s Travels is a film that, while not blind to race, or religion, puts these hot topics in supporting roles. When McCrea and his fellow prisoners encounter Disney, it’s during “movie night” at a black pentecostal church, where the pastor cautions his congregation not to make the prisoners feel unwelcome. It is, perhaps, a more Jesus-like way to share faith, and in terms of entertainment, a lot less tedious than this more-contemporary phenomenon where older black characters are Bible wizards directly connected to the supernatural.

I use Sullivan’s Travels as a point of comparison because it also helps us to see some things that McCarthy may have gotten right, critical reception notwithstanding. Unlike other similarly heady and equally inactive works by authors like Beckett and Sartre— works whose dramatic qualities have also been scrutinized— there’s nothing alienating about the setting or the language of Sunset Limited. In that regard maybe it’s a working class Godot with one character stuck on the line “Why don’t we hang ourselves.”

In short, for all of its obvious problems, and its potential to plunge headlong into cliche, Sunset Limited deserves a fair shake. The opportunity to see two excellent actors read through it live only highlights the fact that this isn’t that. But it could be.

I’m grousing, not dismissing. This isn’t a bad night of theater. But to minimize disappointments, you need to know exactly what you’re getting into.

For more information, here you go.

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“American” Football Picks: Week 6

LAST WEEK: 5-1
SEASON: 27-11

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SATURDAY
UCF at Memphis
Cincinnati at USF
Louisville at Temple
Rutgers at SMU

Not a good week to be a home team in the American. — FM